Jet ridiculized doctor cross of being a pedo for liking ellie but still groomed her edition>/ftl/ NEWS-- The twins are Indians-- Bashir attacked the last plant, Emma got mad, Bashir said to her "are you on your period?" -- The plant survived-- James Drake's job today, Actor: depressed; he already convinced Bashir and JD he's actually depressed.-- Only Emma's (?) plant remain-- Elimination on Saturday-- Bashir destroyed the twins' plant while the others were distracted by male strippers.-- Vicky milked JD-- Vicky and Bashir had a kratom related fight-- Vicky is being gaslit by the TTS into thinking "kratom mogging" and "the kratom mog dance" is cool-- Twins were rewarded immunity for being top stox-- Head says he's not going to play with Emma's bean>Links:https://fishtank.rip/ (PPV)https://www.fishtank.live/https://classic.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videosprev: >>218715958
Show me one(1) good shot from handheld this season. Its been a mess, everything is so shaky and zoomed in.
Sam was 100% right about the robot being a 5 minute bit.
>bam and jetfags be like :WE HATE SAME FOR BEING ANTI WOKE FUCK THAT CHUD>also bam and jetfags : did that female contestant date a non-white person before?!NOOOO NOOO THIS CANT BE FUCK HER
>>218716882this
you know what the funny thing isa fat gross dude like Head is much more likely to have a hot gf/wife than a guy with the body like Jamescharisma > everything
This stupid bitch and the libtard muslim are the only people actually trying to make content in season 5.
>head tricks james drake to bend down so he can fart in his faceok that one was pretty good
This robot bit is good right now
We’re finishing the other thread first
>>218716884the wiggers need to get a clone of this bitch on the show STAT. and put her in a bikini.
I am once again asking to see all the sexy screenshots of all of the women of this season
oh no he's gay
>>218716882Sam knows what's funny
>>218716943Okay you can keep talking to yourself over there schizo.
>everytime i get money it's just all gone#relatable
REAL IQ rankingBingo 107Bongo 115James Drake 110Landon 86JD 91Bashir 100Vicky 90Anissa 101Emma 104Head 79
This season feels off..its like a imitation of fishtank with all the bad parts intact
someone post the pics of anissa in the bikini top and boots on her knees so i can goon
>>218716884>>218716947can you faggots shut the fuck up about that american mutt bitch? She wouldnt fuck you and she hates non-woke people
The savior of Season 5.
stop baking so early fuckface!!!
>anissa higher IQ than vickylol
>>218716982kratom mogging put a wet blanket on everything today
>>218716997best fish this season, no joke
>>218716884literally no one has said this, none of the people behind ftl are wokethe only actual criticism I've seen is that same has become a grifter who cries over charlie kirk
>>218717001shut up retard
Antara is my comfort character
why do jeets always say "this one" and "that one" when referring to an object
FUCK FRIENDTANKFUCK FRIENDTANKFUCK FRIENDTANKFUCK FRIENDTANKFUCK FRIENDTANK
We need more poop
>>218717037pls saar do one thing
>>218716953didn't Peter have a berserk tattoo?
FUCK CLANKERS based JD
emma is terrible at this job she better not get paid
Shit shoe status?
>>218717026fuck you idiot
>>218717075Never gonna happen, Head is a bust
>JD getting more tickets for running away
>>218717065JD makes AI robots that take people's jobs for a living. Didnt see his audition tape I assume?
>>218716997she has amazing lips, and good facial features but such an inbred face shape it ruins it all and makes her look like a blobfish
>>218717037Probably the literal translation of how they would say it in their language.
>>218717075Why do they call him that?
>>218717102>redditor has a reddit job
>>218716884this poster is too obviously a troll, and some people are still falling for it.
>>218716823how did 1 random hooker fucking jap absolutely destroy fishtank so easily? Sam is literally too scared of markyposting to appear on fishtank anymore and Jet is continuing his r9k ways while trying to completely disassociate from it all. It's crazy how fragile all these wiggers are
JD should just run away forever like antara is the snail that chases you and kills you if it touches you
plant challenge status?
>>218717037EACHANDEVERYTHINGSIR
>>218717102No, I only keep up with this show when its airing, like a normally adjusted fan
Viewers already down 20%
>>218717120Jin was a bitchmade faggot
Antara laying down the law
>>218716882they should have rotated new people to keep it fresh i think
>>218717116him and bam came up with shitting in landon's shoe as revenge for him dumping trash in his bag yesterday
Bingo, the angel of fishtank
>>218717153I saw the 6 minute clip on YouTube sue me
>>218717126Yeah, he should have done it all season, can't get banned from the shop until you are served.
>>218717179*Bongo
Is Sam coming today?
>>218717075he completely forgot about it, head is all talk
>>218717179That’s bongo retard
How can you look at this and think. Yeah, this is good camera work. Just hold the fucking thing still.
>>218717166>pay per move >xl/basement access can VC with the fish inside the tank >only available at certain times/hours
>>218717155Shocked it's not more, but then again, most viewers are bots. Maybe only 300 real viewers and over half of them have it on without watching. The entire chat is fake, it's honestly an lolcow show at this point and not of the fish, but of the actual wiggers. Even if they make money off a few rich whales, they will just blow all of it on drugs and retarded clothes in a short amount of time
>>218717162Hi sam
Is Bingo a good artist?
>>218717162>>218717120Jet* you meant, Jin made Jet cry lol
>>218717213worldstar nigger tier camera work
>>218717213Don't they have randos working the camera now because they are all kratom maxxing rn
>>218717213why did he need to be directly beside them?
i honestly dont know what the little robot thing is supposed to do. in my mind it just showed up and i never questioned it
antara getting jd's bitch ass
>>218717235Yeah
>>218717259i like it
>>218717213Who tf even is this nigga. Can't film for shit.
>>218717259me neitherwhat the fuck is the purpose? also, how did they hire the indian woman on it?
Jet you better come up with something good for the rest of the day
>>218717213this shot really appealed to me
>>218717211>>218717189faceblind autists
JD pissing her the fuck off
people really were okay with letting him groom and get rim elliefishtank fans really are cucks
very relatable trying to convince an indian person you deserve something
>>218717213this is the only reality show I watch, what does good camerawork look like on these things?
I'm running out of patience for this season.
>>218717273Just appeared people think it’s bam’s friend he disappeared yesterday when bam did
>>218717286This is what we in the business call Neptunian cinematography
>>218717273it annoys me to no end vance is there and we have this fuckhead manning the camera
>was this show ever good?>am i growing out of it?>is the show worse without sam?>do the wiggers have ANYTHING planned?might be done bros
Cute gta tay says s2 was more jackass than the season that has the creator of jackass on it
>>218717293She’s legal who cares. Ellie is the weird one wanting to be with jet
>i told him, right?kek antara got his ass
>>218717329>She’s legal who cares.why did jet shame people for finding her attractive then faggot
>>218717327My hopeium is to remember that S1 was still pretty boring at this point.
>>218716964he just doesn't know how to be funny
>>218717328go kill some cats
>>218717328She’s right you know
>>218717292nothing new
S1 has always been boring till the endTai was entertaining and that was it
>>218717344to have her all to himself
>>218717235yeah, i looked through her IG, she has some really cool shit. a lot of it is gay adult cartoon stuff but the real shit is awesome
Fuck I should have bought Charity
Idk why, but the Indian lady’s voice is giving me an ASMR effect
>>218717293Everything was easy for the retards to look past when Sam is the guy front and center. That's why Jet is trying to make Bam the new front man so he can continue to fuck the women on the show without it becoming a problem, because "host of reality show in sexual scandal" doesn't have a nice ring to it
>>218717364Bless her tiny mind
>>218717327i think were growing out of it, also when this show started it was a novel idea. now every major streaming does shit like this so it makes you feel gay for watching
the antara bit would be funnier if it didnt had a face on it and seemed like an actual indian robot
>>218717327no sam = flop
this is the first time the robot has been remotely funny
>yfw antara wins
kek she has gotten much better at driving that robot
>>218717345season 1 had some boring moments, but it everything was fresh, so you bore through it
damn it jet, now I have to root for the robodesi
https://x.com/errol_baer/status/2034726989811069237anyone have the clip of the quaran being burned
I've had more fun in the last 24 hours with season 5 than the entirety of season 4
kek >-100%
>>218717213KILL HIM WITH HAMMERS
Is anyone still watching Head and Anisa?
>>218717403Flick the bean
antara... she can win
>>218717378> now every major streaming does shit like this so it makes you feel gay for watchingIsnt there literally one other fishtank clone and its spic shit?
What is Antara yelling to JD about?What was the issue, he ran a sale or something?
>>218717392How much would Sam seethe if he gave the 50k to some random Indian chick?
>>218717399Yeah, I remember being so obsessed with it. I think even S4 was better around this point.
>instantly 4th placenice cast jet
>>218717425for their own sake i hope not
>>218717426https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773953507165459.mp4
>>218717423FAT FREDDY
WE NEED A HOT GIRL FREELOADER
>>218717403Dumb bitch thinks this was going to lead to enough simps to get rich. Nobody gives a fuck about her
Bashir has risen
>bashir has been sober the whole time
S5 defenders rewriting the history of all seasons to cope lol
>>218717443bring in the twins older sister
>>218717327Sam was the soul of the show. Now it's just a cash grab without any meaning.
i forgot bashir was fasting this entire time. that wasnt even him turned up
bashir is about to take off his weight vest
Antara Stox rising
The singularity is here and it's just Indian robots. Me 20 years ago would be so disappointed.
>>218717423is that freddy? what happened
>>218717443Many are saying this
sometimes everyone loves the season and sometimes everyone hates it is it the same people posting the two opinions
>>218717445..lol
Bashir's done pretty well doing this shit on no food or water or anything during the days
>Ramadan endingShit will content start now?
>>218717423Every fucking shot is zoomed in, bouncing up and down, can't keep the camera still, missing action, to close to the person. Where the fuck did they find this fat faggot Freddy?
GUYS!!!
head ruined the show
>>218717111She just need to lost some weight and she'd be hot. She has too much fat in her face.
Fly antara out to the tank.
>>218717443many are saying this @Jet
>>218717213who cares it's not high art
goddammit jet don't let bashir get kicked he's been held back by his dumbass religion
>>218717463It’s easier to be cranky when you’re hungry? He’ll be more chilled eating all day
love james drake
only good thing about this season is that's it's so bad they might become desperate enough to call Scott
>>218717473I liked the season and I liked Head now I hate both.
>>218717491Its not fucking watchable retard. You can't in good faith watch that clip and tell me what's going on.
>>218717235She’s talented. Absolutely terrible and boring on the show though
>>218717423why did vance showed up for 2 days and fucked off, now we have this retard who sucks on director cam,, all he can do is fucking close up of everyone faces
This enrages the zoomers
BASHIR DAMASCUS STEEL RISING
>>218717489this
Jet ask GPT for some ideas to save the day
>Next season is a bunch of these robots with challenges being run by chatGPT through TTS
>>218717443>*the monkey paw curls*>a black middle-aged woman enters
>>218717489Would be a good bit
>>218717423safe sleazy final boss
>>218717423fat fuck breathing on the mic
This is so bad that I’m watching Josie sleeping.
>>218717423>his labored breathing after speed walking across a single room
Season 2 day 30 vibes on day 5
>>218717508two idiots are fighting over something that's enough
You know what the real problem is right? Not enough fish. You need 10+ fish so cliques and alliances form
>>218717399>>218717435I was supposed to be a one-off thing that could crash and burn at any moment so it felt like must watch tv
>>218717515Its horrific bro, actually unwatchable garbage. Im just sticking to room cam's. ZERO point watching handhelds.
>>218717235She was before she insulted Trump.
Dont they have some kind of celebration and large feast at the end of ramadan? Couldn't they have made them all dress like jihads or something
>>218717489>>218717521this will ruin her, the whole indian bossy lady works because she's on a video call controlling the stupid robot
make the call jet
No fucking gym to motivate the audience to get fit?Where's fucking Sam and Jan?
>>218717543true, only 8 fish remaining on day 5 is brutal
>>218717504It’s not gonna happen Scott
>>218717538>wanna see my roller dog
>>218717404purplesuit
>>218717553see now THATs creature
Uhhh like if you think umm that the stream is like uhhh bad then umm just get the fuck out of my ear dude.
rugpull incoming
>>218717553what vicky sees when she looks in the mirror
SHUT THE FUCK UP CUNTS LET BINGO SLEEP
>>218717414Oh yeah, I'm trans btw. Forgot to mention!
Shes genuinely excited to have a stox.
Bashir is muslim?
>>218717543Many are saying this. We need more fish not freeloaders
>>218717543that and bedrooms
>>218717575They're just relaxing, not sleeping bro
>>218717516Zoomers melt down at anything remotely sexual
why are these people sleeping all day
ALL MY NIGGAS HEIL BONGO
BingoBangoBongo should have gone to the jungle room if they want to nap.
Emma is cute
>>218717568my qt autistic wife
I’ve been watching boomer jacuzzi this whole time
>>218717582No one care
>>218717583He's jewish
>>218717578>bitchtank fan calling someone a troon
>>218717581probably thinks she will get actual money from it lmao
Bashir is BITCHING
That's what's missing, a fucking gym. That's why this season is so fucking cursed. 0 physical activity will make them go insane and depressed as shit not in a fun way
>>218717463Ramadan is just skipping lunch + he drank water even though he shouldn't
>>218717423how do you manage to be a worse camerman than tacxin lmao
Would Jet fly out Antara?
>>218717572thats brilliant GUI design
>>218717543this, especially when two of the fish always bow out in the first few days
Do you think Jet has a plan?
>>218717572>sold my robo stox at 200 a piece>immediately invested more into twin
>almost a week in>Nothing has actually happened>Entire 5 days can be summed up with BASHIR WENT CRAZY FOR 5 MINUTES ONCEKill Jet Neptune
>>218717595they were up all night because of dumbass vicky. but also nothing's happening and they're bored which happens every goddamn season
>>218717595Vicky kept them awake until 5AM with her kratom mogging.
>>218717617I hope so.
Anisa said she was moving the swimsuit out of the way to piss in the toilet during this gay podcast bit does anyone have a clip of her doing it?
>>218717608Kek true
Make the call, Jet.
>>218717583Greek Russian Orthodox
>>218717623PLAN? HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAA
>>218717430la casa de los famosos. and yes you can watch 24/7 cams just like fishtank and they release full length episodes. only difference is they have millions of dollars for a budget and professionalism.
>>218717614Drake asked for one. He was told there would he 1
>>218717543Should always be 12 fish minimum, 10 + 2 buffer fish you assume will quit within the first few days.
>>218717595vicky got blackout on tequila and kratom and kept the house up all last night
>A FUCKING JEET IS ABOUT TO OVERTAKE LANDONHAHAHAHA ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE JANNY, FUCK LANDON
>>218717597
>>218717617only if she agrees to eat his ass
emma is cute cringe nontent
>>218717573many people are saying this
BRINGTHE FREDDYBACK
>>218717572how is going from 80 something to almost 200 a 58% increase?
>*labored breathing*>*shaking camera*>*walks slowly*>*points camera down to the floor*This guy is the worst cameraman on the show so far
>>218717617That would be an actual good bit.
>>218717635that would be cool...id cum in my pants
>>218717627get out of my ear dude.
>>218717647I miss her...
>diwal-eactually funny chat message
Big breasted Antara
>>218717575haha you’re so quirky and in love an ugly autistic girl
>>218717627>Nothing has actually happenedExcuse me?
>>218717656its not happening FULL RESET NIGGERS
>>218717635>Make the call, Jet.
>>218717647Oh yeah, I'm trans btw! Forgot to mention.
Huge cope
>>218717568Trish alrdy did this cultural appropriation bit its STALE
behead mints
STOP FUCKING YELLING AT THE ROBOT YOU IDIOT SHE CAN HEAR YOU JUST FINE
Why are they doing this all right next to the Twins?
>>218717668what a fuckin dweeb
absolutely horrible bar ptz work again
>MFW THIS NIGGA EATIN' COOOORN
ALLAHU ACKBAAARRRRR
>>218717694Nothing would make me happier than seeing him bashed with hammers
>>218717617She'd probably love it. She was telling Emma how she loves to travel and wants to see to Disneyland
enough arabic wailing
>>218717647cryokeen klaus benleaks treefingers tier poster
>>218717644Imagine fisting Emma
So I havent watched all day since vicky crashed out again, have I missed anything?
>>218717713what'd he do?
>>218717644
>By the way did I mention I went to Japan?
they should do superbed / slumber party tonight
>>218717730It's a vibe repair day
>>218717568
>KEY LIME PIE
>You look lonely
I find it funny how more and more people are turning on Landon, they realized that hes actually no content. Like people would rather have JD stay longer than that boring ass janitor called Landon
fomo has been cold for a little bit. now seems like a good time to watch the recap
what happened to the plant challenge
emma just ate a fake rose petal covered in piss water off the unc's chest
>>218717730Production doing nothing. Nothing really happening. Elimination is Saturday btw
chance the longhouse wins?
>>218717750This always happens
why does it look like antara has multiple chins but like, on her neck?
CAN SOMETHING FUCKING HAPPEN DUDE
>>218717746actually gets me every time
Is TTS on?
>>218717770100% men are helpless babies apparently
They need to import antara to make tarini seethe then also fly her in.
>>218717763the plant the homemade bomb challenge hasn't started yet
>>218717750I'm just mad that he saved JD from getting kratom mogged but that was really the tts' fault
I love fishtank and ftl
>>218717761The only simpable mid of the season. When can I send her plushies?
Antara is basically just a VIP viewer with her own camera at this point. Shes just sitting there eating peanuts lmao.
So they just gave up on the store completely, huh
I am once again asking for footage of Anisa pissing
>>218717746ZAGNUT
now that's good eating
Sam Hyde knows what's funny and knows what's kino and know when to be mean not that he's without his flaws but that's why he should host the show
Flying Antara in would be pretty funny, but she's got to last at least 20 days first.
prime time fishtank ladies and gentlemen
I’m going to take a nap. Can someone call my phone when Cards for Humanity starts?
>>218717783i keep doing it because it's the only thing stopping me from being suicidal about this season and I want to see more of it
reminder that Bam Margera, the host of season 5, has yet to do anything other than say hello to the fish
I was promised a shit shoe well over 24 hours ago
reminder that we could've had two new fish by now to replace benzo and charity if jet wasn't a fucking braindead retard
>>218717802They've been buying shit all day, it closes retard.
>>218717750I don't understand why you are so angry about somebody who is more or less as significant to the show as a houseplant.
>>218717730Landon ate corn for the first time
>>218717770>chance the longhousechance your forced meme won't catch on100%
remember when sam woudl read this threads and fishtank live chat, and as soon as things were getting too dire, he would storm in raging throw things around and make the fish actually do something. If sam was the host he would probably do this rn
when does emma get in a bikini?
>>218717818we got a shit tub
>>218717810this.
>>218717808isn't that beetlejuice's favorite candy?
>>218717763Bashir destroyed all of them on the first day
>>218717810Well said
>>218717810Sam just sits and moves. Bam was a bad pick but sam would not have given a shit. He didn't care in s4
>>218717746BAKLAVA
>>218717822It’s open right now. Icky Vicky is running it.
>>218717328>Cute gta tay says s2 was more jackass than the season that has the creator of jackass on itTay has the same opinion as the thread that Bam just comes in and hangs out and tells stories the whole time, without Sam there is no tension between the fish and production about some fucked up shit about to happen. Instead its just the fish hanging out playing cards against humanity and eating dinner with music like a content house.
>>218717730
Why is Vicky so low on Stox?
>>218717819No more new fish
>>218717828No. No I don't remember that.
>>218717825newfag
Make the call jet
This fucking rip site keeps crashing every 20 minutes for a full 2 or 3 minutes, fix your shit retards.
>>218717848Then nobody wants anything
I'm just happy that Bam is having a good time with this season.
>>218717746
>>218717854why? are we watching the same show?
MAURO IS ENTERING
>>218717810Problem is Sam is done with TS
Dog = mintsbox = /ftl/'s hate and anger for him
>>218717810true. you should use punctuation, though.
>>218717810>>218717750ESL samefagging detected
>>218717819How do they not have a roster of backups ready to go? Fucking retards.
>>218717830In the goo room wrestling challenge
>>218717802they already bought stuff, that's why it's dumb to keep it open all fucking day
>>218717828trvke sam would do this and improve the show
the jobs and market dynamic was a good addition but not a sufficient replacement for having actual fucking CHALLENGES
>>218717810it's true
i had to work all day, can i have some nice twindian pics
>>218717770100% since sam isn't there to break it up
>Slavtank has more people>1 room>Streamed for yearsWatch a real show western man.
>>218717871Yeah, I'm not following why. Tell me. All I can see is content from Vicky
They are making a ton of money off of HeadHe's just sitting in the tub while TTS and effects roll in
We were in the goo room nigga.
>>218717895
>>218717828Yeah, and remember all the content we got out of it?>all the fish get bummed or annoyed and quietly seethe, or they go finger a chinese woman if they're binx
>>218717819>>218717884YOUR BACKUPS SIR
can we all just take a minute to appreciate just how cute jet is this season?
>>218717886that's like saying a gas station in a small town should just close most of the time
Landon the piece of shit is going out next
>>218717879this is how we all feel
S tier characters in fishtank require a signature look along with their eccentric personality, see alex b. i could see bashir reaching this state but hes not there yet work must be done
can't believe watching antara stuff handfuls of some indian bullshit into her mouth is the most entertaining thing that's not ruined by ear rape rn
>>218717917Mom get the camera
why are they adding more rooms as less people are in the house?
>>218717809She's eating poop
>>218717901Isn’t this the show where they murder and rape homeless people?
literally me
>>218717888Well they did introduce a challenge but a certain Islamic man had to have his jihad fix
craving a zagnut right now ngl
>>218717810Everyone knows this, even Jet and Ben know this. The money making opportunity is too good to give up though. They'll keep trying to force fishtank to work until the money dries up then move onto the next thing.Sam already saw the writing on the wall and bounced, he knows it's a dead project.
>>218717919tranny
>>218717901That looks fucking miserable.
>>218717918no it isn't retard these are contestants on a show they shouldn't be relegated to forced nontent when they already are that by themselves
I’m going to sleep
>>218717917holy this shits unwatchable
>>218717919remind you of yourself a bit too much?
>>218717922Alex B is the most entertaining fish
h y d r a t e d
Somebody should expose themself to Antara (their peepee)
>>218717922The Twins have their Cartoon Network pajama and their sweaters knitted by their mom. That’s pretty iconic.
jet sell anissa's piss in the store
>>218717937Yes. And?
the final 8
>>218717778Thyroid issue.
When does the milk and hot dog challenge happen
i think the basement crew is missing a non manlet, everyone down there is non-intimidating, we need some alpha energy in the house
>>218717910I actually DO love it because it makes everyone in the house uncomfortable and JET has to crawl around and act like a broken dog while his Father Rages around the house breaking shitWhen Sam comes you know the Wiggers are in trouble If there's no parent figure to call them retarded the Wiggers never face the consequences of their actions and they continue to do Non-tent and tell anyone who doesn't like it to>OUT MY EAR BRO
Your honest reaction to all this bullshit?
>>218717617She's travelling with them in the Sprinter van post-season.
>>218716997My beautiful mid Justaminx/Billie Elish clone. She is the Tayleigh we all deserved, she's even upfront about her drug habits. Somehow this turned into another KWABOTY for Tayleigh if you really think about it
>>218717963neck rolls
>>218717939Zagnut?
>>218717931especially since they have actual purposes. they should've had them all open to save money, then for example close the jungle room so they no longer get fresh fruit and have to use their money to buy food more often. it's fucking simple and these wiggers just cannot do anything correctly
>>218717901Johnny Neptune should show up here
>>218717982
>>218717963she's a food woman
>>218717941thats on production to predict and make limitations its their show afterallmuslim ginger just saw the logical extreme and took it
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUHAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUHAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAYHAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
>>218717971>no robo
>>218717999she needs to let those big girls free
So many of you guys are just in denial about the sam situationI've been watching since the startSam in the tank and in character consistently elevates the show>goldstriker>judge>the count>GAll of them were great and made the show worth watching. He had his retarded moments like simmons or cole, but as a whole he's a massive net positive for the show and his absence IS heavily felt. It was felt on season four when he would show up and not do jack shit. When he was on s4 and actually off his laptop it was good. His antics with freddy were hilarious, but most of the time he was just on his laptop looking up old pictures of marky and crying on the inside over his lost one true loveSam in ingrained in the dna of fishtank and fishtank without him feels empty. It's that simple. Go ahead and disagree with anything I've said or cherry pick your moments of him being a retard to counter it. Search your heart. You know it to be true
Is Bongo the bustiest woman this season?
>>218717944>please buy another monthly season pass anon, we have to pay our workers!
>>218717901Some familiar faces on the Slavtank!
>>218717971Nobody would miss JD but it won't be him first
>>218717963wtf is up with her neck rolls
ELIMINAAAAATTTTIIIIOOOONNNN
Why aren't they voting for Simbal?
most boring cast ever
>>218718006I’m not complaining it was definitely the best moment so far
>>218717999oh fuuuuuuuuuck
Just Devoured some Juicy Dick
>Jacuzzi people cant hear jet over the ttslol
>>218718025agreed, hate the muslim, hate the production
POOP TUB
that was the most disgusting fucking thing I've seen lmao
UNC SHIT IN THE JACUZZI HAHAHAHAHAHHA
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POOP
actually almost vomited just now
reminder that at this point in s2 we had summer's freakout
POOP TANK IS REAL
POOPTANK LET'S FUCKING GO
Pooptank!
>almost vomitting from the smell of his own shit
POOOOOOOOOPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!
i'm scared
You now remember all the posters saying they were glad Sam was gone because it meant no pooptank
>>218717828Sam sucks 90% of the time, but you are right about one thing, the wiggers should be reading this thread
AH HELL NAH
peepeepoopoo moment
That transition from the group to Anissa running in to Head calling for help was kino
i literally waited 2 hours for that and director cam missed it.....
POOPOO PEEPEE!
>>218718054OKAY AND THIS TIME WE GOT UNC SHITTING IN THE JACUZZI ROOM
Sometimes I think the Indian TTS is antara and vice versa
>SUMWAN HELP MEH I GOT SHIT ALL OVAH ME, IT SHMELLS SO BAYD ITS EVERYWHERAH
Thats shit falling out of his pants
and i am turning it off
oh oh stinky poopers
are they gonna make landon clean it
Nigga complaining like it isn't his shit
>>218717981Fuck are you talking about, Sam cucks content, when he was in this thread during s4 cell his only additions were demanding no 666 ttses, or 3 hour long therapy sessions, or ruining fh 2.0 by ignoring his own twitter poll results
>>218718024They had to pick people who wouldn't shit test productionWithout Sam to come defend Jet from production shit testing he would be too scared to face any fish that give him push backThe T levels in Season 5 are non-existent Everyone is a Mints Tier Homosexual
POOP TANK WON
FLICKING IT
>>218717617haha wouldn't that be so funny let's fly out some random indian lady, that'll save the show
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Who's got the clip?
I hope I'm not the only one that has to close the tab when this kind of shit happens.
YOU SHIT YOURSELF????ON DAY FUCKING 5????
But /ftl/ said we wouldn’t get poop this season because no Sam.
I watched the shit slide out the niggas shorts
The layout of this house is so bizarre. I just realized earlier that the dorm is downstairs and attached to the market. How is that even possible
Anissa fucking booked it kek
LANDON GET TO WORK
>>218718082It's what he's for
>>218718069director cam is completely pointless, I've given up on it at this point
>>218718079NOOO drake got poopy on him too?
POOP NIGGAS
WHAT THE FUCK
Literally the worst poop situation ever btw
SKULL HYDE, PUT AN END TO THIS SHIT, NOW.
This is really going to affect the fresh air situation
>no one is playing the landon songsoulless
BAM MARGERA'S POOP HOUSE!
LET’S GO LANDON PICK IT UP
The shit in the water reminds me of the time my friend in the public pool dove into the pool and pulled out what looked exactly Head's jacuzzi shit and said "why is there mustard in the pool?" Was completely unironic, we were like 8 years old. We still laugh about it to this day.
Clean it up Landon you nontent faggot
This is the only thing happening tonight isn't it
>>218717750i've been saying this since day 1. only three fish are worth watching
boomer east coast accents are so damn funny
I think I just got drugged with molly or meth
>oh the fake slinging shit bit they spent all day planning bit
Cue the landon song right now
where the fuck did james drake go? was he in the tub when he shat?
why does he keep wiping it with his bare hand
We were supposed to play cards against humanity with the wife
i was at the eye doctor, worth watching a recap?i may be going blind btw
KNEEL TO THE POOP KING
Clean it up Landon.
unctank is fucking kino and /ftl/ has trooned out
Poop particles all over the house btw
on a sam season this would be the perfect time to dramatically walk Head down to the basement and prepare for the next arc/freeloader but he's just going to stay three more days
>>218718085Jet deliberately casted mostly gay dudes for a reason lol
HEAD DICK
no nuh yet
Scrub a dub dub Landon
HEY THERE LITTLE BUDDY LANDON IS YOUR NAME
fresh air status???
>>218718174
>HEY LANDON>HOLD THIS
I apologize to Sam
>>218718148find a place with a red light therapy bed near you and stare directly into it for 10-15 minutes every other day
Head is one nasty motherfucker
>>218718159legendary moment right here
I'm so scared for Bingo and her twin right now... they're going to be trapped in that house with Bam's sleazeball friend, and they're going to have to smell his disgusting shit. That fat fuck can't reach all the way around to wipe it all up either, and they're all going to be sucking in shit fumes until he leaves. I hate this satanic show.
>>218718170Is that shit on the black part
>>218717901why don't the wiggers try to make an effort to bring in slavs or brits or anyone outside the states.
>>218718159There goes the youtube stream
>>218718179SHIT TUBAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHLANDON CLEAN IT UP HAHJAHAHAA
>it was like mount rushmore blowing out my asshole
who's the qt in blue?
>head just walking around with shit underwear in his handsThis is fatty levels of disgusting and he's just a normal boomer
>>218718174Hey little buddy!
SCRUB A DUB DUB BOY CLEAN IT UP
>>218718159PENIS
This is so grim.
SHITMOGGED.
SORRY FOR MARKYPOSTING
yeah, its a good season
POOP HOUSE
shit shoe still needs to be accomplished
REEEEEEEEE I MISSED THE FUNNY POOPY
YOU GOT POOPIED
>>218718159hung like a horse
HE GOT POOPY
POOPNIGGAS WE EATING GOOD TONIGHT!!
It was so hot to see Anissa running out almost puking
>tosses shit on the worst cameraman of all timekek he deserves it
>>218718194bongo is about to have a panic attackbingo is shutting down
>picking on the camera guyI feel bad for him
CHIN HIM VANCE
THIS CAMERAMAN NEEDS THE ROPE HOLY FUCK
HEAD IS A MENACE JFC
i think this is a little juvenile maybe i think
retard doubters btfo
LET'S GO LANDONCLEANIN IT UP
I wish I can unsee seeing this fat retards dick
Vance was pissed. I hope he American History X's this fat sleazeball faggot.
My cat just dumped a massive log at the same time that Head shit himself so now my apartment actually smells like shit... Wtf
>>218718214
Hold your camera straight next time poop boy
DON’T FUCK WITH THE CAMERA PEOPLE
apologise right fucking now
>>218718234you think, klaus?
POOP ON THE CAMERAMAN LMAO>"yo don't fuck with the camera man" -vanceARTIST GUYS TAKE NOTES
yay poop :D
>do NOT fuck with the camera people
I'd much rather them all shout "fuck niggers" and throw it up for the fuhrer all day then scattank
Camera man gunna lance bangs
>>218718214jesus fucking christ him shaking it out like that is insane
>>218718240smellovision
classic Bar PTZ during the chaotic events happening IN ITS FUCKING VIEW YOU GODDAM NFUCKING RETARDS
>>218718240smell-o-vision
I saw a chunk of it hahaha someone get that
>>218718245Its perfectly fine to fuck with this camera man, hes dogshit.
if they somehow convince landon to clean up the pooproom i will kneel
>LITERALLY shit-testing productionHEAD I FUCKING KNEEL
>56 year old man: hehehe poopy poopy look at my poopy!!!
i hope this nigga has hep c or some shit
>>218718214He shit himself in the tub with James and Anissa? Lmao I thought he was alone
>>218718159Jet I kneel
>>218718243DOUD AND THEN HE SHIT IN THE FREAKIN' HOT TUB... TURNED IT INTO A SHIT TUB! THATS DELCO BABY!!
imagine kicking head in his beer belly and watching his skull smash open like a watermelon against the fireplace masonry
>>218718234the camera guy is insane crazy for not beating him up i think chat
>>218718256is vance wearing a du rag?
King of the poop tank
>>218718256>vance worried because it could have been him
Bam as a host with normoid fish feels like a gay boomer frathouse instead of my my esoteric incel sekret club chuddy torture stream
>>218718256HE GOT POOPIED
>BITE THE FUCKING CURB, SLEEZEBALL
>>218718256lmfao vance is such a faggot
>>218718256why is vance dressed like a wigger from 2005 from the forehead up
>>218718263>>218718266hivemind-o-vision
>>218718256VANCEPILLED
poop house
The shit is still falling off his ass. Let’s go Landon!
Poop shoe bros we redeemed
>>218718251>>218718239Lol because its a slippery slope. You poo on the camera man, next thing you know they will be dumping milk on their equipment
i luv scat tank!!
>>218717568right legit looks like an mgmt album cover
apologize
>>218718290NOW SAY GOODNIGHT
Is he tracking poop through the house
should he be in the kitchen with shit stained shorts?
This disgusting creature really just went into the kitchen while covered in actual diarrhea
>washing it off where the food is madeholy shit
There's just drops of shit all over the first floor
>>218718291Lance should've got the production gig. Not nontent Vance.
harptank > pooptank
CLEAN IT UP LANDON THE FAGGOT
>>218718315Yes
Washing it in the kitchen sink btw
im scared
there is currently human feces in the kitchen
Anyone else feeling this sense of...relief that they are no where near pooptank right now
Meanwhile in the nontent realm...
don't lie. you would look twice if you saw her on the street.
MINTS YOU DON'T NEED TO POINT DIRECTOR CAM AT MOHAMMED PRAYING EVERY FUCKING TIME WE GET IT NIGGA HE PRAYS
THE POOP AS ENTERED THE TANK
>rinsed off the shit down the kitchen sink
>>218718302like you wouldn't believe...
THIS IS SO FUCKED UP THINK OF THE AGE GAP
Bashir is dressed like a 90’s Die Hard villain
Imagine rimming Head right now omg. Emma hungy
>shit all over himself >doesn't wash >walks around in the house in a towelI feel physically sick
>>218718316He placed them right on the counter and now on the microwave
>>218718131Lol that made me laugh more than anything on ftl today
he put the fucking shitty underwear on the counter
>poopoopeepeetank day 5Slow burn status?
>>218718256>don't fucking touch me, you dirty smelly NIGGERwhat the heck did vance mean by this???
How ill can you get from poop particles?
>>218718256yeah
>>218718332>>218718320Head is coolcryo
my stomach hurts
glad i missed that
is anyone else afraid for the twins?
>>218717999fuuuuck imagine the stretch marks around her fat belly that all indian women have
E. COLI TANK
>>218718291man s1 was something else. >>218718323lance burned all the bridges with ftl for some reason
>>218718355goodness
>that jacuzzi shotkek
>TREE CHALLENGE CANCELLEDLMFAO
LMAO YOU STUPID BASTARDS
>>218718372yes. jt is a scary individual
>collect all the plant matter>all the plant matter was already cleaned up and thrown out
NORO VIRUS TANK
>they're doing the thing where they have to gather plant matter instead of the tree thinggood honestly. could be way more interesting
>>218718387not cancelled just altered
So Anissa does have an actually hot milfy body. What do we do with this information?
>>218718372yeah JD is a fucking creep
Jet is pissed
nothing wrong with a little fertilizer for the plants
>>218718372I'm afraid to inform you I love them
>Head hit jet with his dirty underwear and he was fucking mad
yeah
>>218718406?
Its pooptrash tank now boys
Can someone explain how the retarded wiggers are going to tell between regular trash and food waste and plant matter?
>>218718148That's one of my worst fears for no particular reason. Sorry bro I hope that doesn't actually happen.
it's a poop on the floor and dig through the garbage type of day
>jet ineptitude crashoutLMFAO that's classic pooptank
I bet Head has parasites
>>218718390fetal alcohol egoraptor
SHIT AND PISS AND TRASH TANK DAY 5 LETS GOIT WAS NEVER LIKE THIS WEEK ONEVICKY GET FUICKED
>>218718396TO AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT THING, THUS CANCELLED, RETARD WIGGER FAGGOT.
>>218718384>rose petals and shitHow romantic
>bams retarded friend shits all over the place>jet gets mad but can't say anything because Bam is host>takes it out on the fishAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Just cancel the elimination and come up with some else lol
DIG THROUGH THE TRASH FISHIES
>guys will pick vicky>girls will pick bashir
JET GOT POOP MOGGED
I'm gonna say itAntara is cute
>>218716922>>218716922>>218716922>>218716922
>opaque trash bagsSo, just fill it with anything and wiggers will never know the difference
im laughing so fucking hard right now did that fat fuck actually shit in the hot tub
did jett just get heads shit on him GEG
The challenges this season are awfully thought out
recycle this>>218716922>>218716922
>>218718435>make a shitty challenge>fish behave exactly as expected>make a new equally retarde challenge
What is the sound that plays at the start of Landon's cleaning song? What's it supposed to be?
>>218716884Sam is literally Woke Reich lmao
>Wiggers getting POOP filtered by old fat boomerYou know what Bam... Keep your friends coming!!
>>218718439Bashir could salvage it with the twins, they don't hate him at all.
>>218718428you mad?
>>218718381I think jet just ghosted him afterwards
>>218718452he done told yall
>>218718170Poop everywhere
>>218718174LANDON LOVES CLEANIN UUUUUUP
>>218718475they were annoyed enough with him to consistently say he or landon was who they'd pick even after he came and talked to them a bunch. plus they're not even trying right now lol
Imagine all the poop you flushed your entire life and what a waste it is that you didn't turn it into soil. Toilets are a crime against the earth but also ew poop.
the closeup and quality of director cam cancels out a lot of the mystique of the show
>>218718355Lol what the fuck
>>218718468Random ai shit
>>218718085Crazy how sensitive and bitchmade Jet is. Who gives a fuck if r9k was brought up, but it deeply upset Jet
>>218717627You're just hating to hate lol
