Poopgate Edition>/ftl/ NEWS-- Jet has been accused of FAKING the poop incident-- Bashir attacked the last plant, Emma got mad, Bashir said to her "are you on your period?" -- The plant survived-- James Drake's job today, Actor: depressed; he already convinced Bashir and JD he's actually depressed.-- Only Emma's (?) plant remain-- Elimination on Saturday-- Bashir destroyed the twins' plant while the others were distracted by male strippers.-- Vicky milked JD-- Vicky and Bashir had a kratom related fight-- Vicky is being gaslit by the TTS into thinking "kratom mogging" and "the kratom mog dance" is cool-- Twins were rewarded immunity for being top stox-- Head says he's not going to play with Emma's bean>Links:https://fishtank.rip/ (PPV)https://www.fishtank.live/https://classic.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videosPrevious >>218716922
Weeklong POOP CREATION CHALLENGE. Each fish collects their own POOP in a bag. it will encourage overeating and wasting CASH on snacks at the MARKET. Whoever's poop bag weighs most after a week wins. POOP THEFT IS VALID!!! tayleigh
POOP GATEIMPEACH JET NEPTUNE
fake poop is gay
fuck jet
The poop situation is crazy
>poop is realnew low for fishtank, I can't watch this shit anymore >poop is fakenew low for fishtank, I fucking love poo
>>218719453could have added the plant matter challenge update thinganyways
remember when raab himself was running while he shat? memba when dico rubbed shit on ryan dunns face as he was sleeping? I cant believe bam would be ok with fake poop. what a joke.
Poopgate is real
In case anyone missed itJet crashout: https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773965634754576.mp4Head shitting himself: https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773843310327187.mp4
POST YOUR FAVORITE SEASON 2 MOMENTS
It being fake explains why the girls barely reacted to it being pushed in their face and no one getting mad it was put on the fucking microwave.
I fucking love fishtank.
Content cucked3 hours for a fake poop bityikes
Fake poop for clippable content because of the lack of it is lower then jet begging for money
Do this to Landon to makeup for whatever the fuck happened today.
you know who likes real poop , gays
THIS ONE WAS FIRST>>218719460>>218719460>>218719460
SKULL HYDE WHERE ARE YOUTHE POOP WAS FAKEGET THIS SHIT SHUT DOWN NOW
Why are the boys teaming up, it's so gay.
They're just going to combine their trash at the last minute to choose what their alliance wants
underrated s4 moment
plantmattertank
>AN OLD MAN POOPS HIMSELF IN THE HOT TUB>heh akshually it was peanut butter and everyone knew >GUYS CLIP THIS WE'RE GOING TO GO VIRALDo Bam and the Boomers not know that we see much more fucked up stuff daily on Twitter?I don't think they understand the purpose of Fishtank
I fucking love Bam.
>jetfags and bamfags be like : HAHA SAM IS EVIL ANTI WOKE THAT LIKES POOP>ALSO JETFAGS AND BAMFAGS : NOOOOOOOO WHY ISNT THE POOOPIE POOP REAL NOOOOi have the proof of your hypocrysy
The integrity of the tank is gone
>>218719491jesus christ
I have a cup full of my fake piss and fake vomit.
It’s was a prank by Anissa to make him think he shit himself and it worked
poop conflict will split these threads for the foreseeable future
sfx suck so bad
Haha poopoo!
Poop or no poop, I shrug. But fake poop? That's where I draw the line.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773795409746785.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773795409746785.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773795409746785.mp4JET WAS CAUGHT ON HOT MIC TALKING ABOUT "LEAVING THE HOUSE SOON"
>>218719491That crashout goes crazy I wish I was here for it
>>218719524its not going to weigh more than the log emma put in her bag
Inauthentic poop for an inauthentic season
Did you freaking see that! I just broke the internet.
>>218719533Can't lose what you never had
>>218719470upvote
>>218719491what program do you use to make these edits
She doesn't look THAT bad and I'm tired of pretending she does
>fake poop
Listen man...Real poop? Fake poop?The rest of the dumbass fish don't know.They literally think poop has entered the tank.Head is one of the GOAT's of freeloaders.Fucking kneel bitch.
I can't believe jet would lie to us
>season 5 couldn't even afford real poop
>>218719530Both opinons can hold sway1. They should not be doing pee pee and poo poo2. If they are going to do pee pee and poo poo at least make it realTo make it fake means this is just a shitty not funny prank show
James Drake hates Head now
>OKAY DOUD. JUST LIKE MTV. GO THERE SHIT IN THE SHOE. SHIT IN THE TUB. MAKE IT A SHIT SHOW. BUT... ITS JUST JELLYBEAN CHOCOLATE ICECREAM HAAAAAHHH
poopgate has really upset the flow of the thread, let's turn the posts off and order some pizzas for a vibe repair
>YO JET WE HAD THIS TRICK ON MTV WHERE WE'D POUR THIS STUFF DOWN A GUYS PANTS AND IT WOULD MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE HE SHIT HIMSELF WHAT IF WE DID THAT WITH HEAD HAAAHHUUUHHUUHHAHAAAA
Bongo's retarded facial expressions are so funny to me
now im starting to think all the poop on jackass was fake too :(
>>218719570you need to get your eyes checked then.
SAM, DO IT FOR THE FANS. SAVE THIS SEASON FOR US AND THEN SHUT IT DOWN ONCE AND FOR ALL.
>>218719569DaVinci resolve
>james playing with the totally real poopJames stocks dropping
If Sam was still around there wouldn't be fake poop in that tub
Yeah, that shit is fake as fuck. You can see it's just candy. Didn't smear at all like shit should have if it was wet on the floorSpeaking from experience here
>>218719584he's the one that brought the peanut butter for anissa
>>218719535Cute!@jet makeup fishtoys pleasedeath to mints
>what does she do?poopgate conspirator.
he was supposed to save the show...
>>218719583I don't even know why this has to be clarified
Johnny Knoxville's Fear Factor that is on national television>Buried in concrete>Water boarded>Bitten by anacondas>Put in a giant plastic bag and suffocated>Eating cow blood, scorpions, fish eyes, other gross shit>electrocution challenge>strapped to a chair and needles inserted into your arm>coal mining redneck with a mullet who targets all the women, gays, and blacksBam Margera's HELLHOUSE that is TOO EXTREME FOR TELEVISION>they make you eat fresh fruit>fake poop pranks>they play harp music>they hire strippers dressed as cops>you have to take care of plants>playing cards against humanity with bam's wife
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPWHERE'S THE POOP??!?!??!
Ok where's Goldstriker not Scriptstriker?
>>218719594
I knew there was a reason anissa went back in there to help him take his pants off
>>218719570Those are some rough 26
>>218719594That dude never actually pooped in the home debot toilet
>>218719529he is very popular in England, Scotland and Ireland. Yes.
If it really is fake poopThen WHEN were Anisa and Drake tipped that there would be fake shit? I can't think of a moment today where this could have happened in secrecy
>>218719578They were all told it was fake
>>218719548the song is dirspectful, it says "Bingo Bingo" should be "Bingo Bongo", it would make it a better song, and I like them both. And I mean that as a non-simp
Paypiggies think the poop was real.... i feel sorry for them this is also how the Jews trick people. this was 100% a Bam Magera idea and Jet allowed it.
Muslims are the biggest larpers
Wait so how do we know the poop was fake
The bags are all going to get torn to shreds by tomorrow. Then what?
>ITS MY FUCKING SHOW>WE NEED MORE FAKE POOP>THE VIEWS ARE DROPPING BRING OUT THE POOP
I feel bad for Drake, this shit is going to tank his support because he's too stupid to drop the act.
>>218719616
At least make the vomit milk and hot dogs or something
I'm too invested in POOPGATE! to go to bed chat
Anisa and Head's gagging was pretty convincing in the moment
>>218719638Jon was a christian though
Ben needs to take head to confessional to talk about this, we need to know the truth
yeah this is boring nontent now. girls sleepover tier challenges and jet inserts himself on camera as much as possible. show just doesn't have it anymore without the insane energy of sam hyde. this is like the girl version of fishtank
>>218719629well head was talking about it for hours, maybe the melted candy cup just made sense
>>218719629You can literally see anisa pick up a cup of melted chocolate zagnut and put it down his pants retard
>>218719582>you now remember gun mommyfuck I miss her
ZAGNUTTED
I feel so dirty for laughing earlier. Was drake's tears even real?
theres gotta be a clip of anissa drake and head going into a no cam bathroom or something to explain this if its really fake
that really took the wind out of the sails
>>218719609He needs a boomette hassle him. Like a big old bull dyke
What is worse>Prison experiment>Poop-Gate
>>218719646stupid ass nigga all he has to do is pack his shit up and act like he is leaving and they will all come up to him at the door and he instawins the task
No wonder Sam didn't want anything to do with the show anymore. Jet probably been trying to get scripted stuff on the show since Season 3 or 4 and Sam didn't want that so he stepped away.
>>218719672Cute
>the poop was fake?
fake pooping piece of shit
Obviously fake because James is picking it up
THIS IS A GAY GUY ALERT
Freddy would never stand for this fake poop happening
>>218719667
>>218719639We don't
She's so damn fine
>>218719672omg I miss SmackI miss Famous House
>>218719663you retard hes talking about where they got the cup and melted the candy into it, we all saw the cup part
Fatty would have made it real
>>218719682poopgate now everything is fucking questionable - we're at ip2 scripted levels
>>218719682Prison experiment was just incompetence.Poopgate is malicious
It's pretty sad people subject themselves to this for a 1/10 shot at a mere $50k before taxes
poop!!!
ok but when were they briefed to stage the fake poop bit
>>218719663Sure but when was the bitch tipped off, when was the deal made.And when was that cup put there, I'm sure we can track all of this shit
candy bar as poop in a pool is an ANCIENT boomer reference no one who watches this show would get
>HES NEVER HAD FAKE POOP BEFORE
>>218719676They were whispering multiple times during the day in rooms where it was fucking impossible to hear like the bar and kitchen.I think it was a Drake and Head plan for "content", and Anissa just joined in. It was strange how fine she was with the idea of him shitting in the tub, that whole conversation was pre-planned.
>>218719688>he genuinely thinks Sam Hyde (not his real name btw) is genuine with anything
Kai Cenat levels of fake scripting twitch content
Back in the day we treated poop bits with the respect they deserved. Not one person questioned the authenticity of Fatty's cup of yellow shit.
Jet you can win us back by feeding Emma to a pit bull
>>218719709This
>>218719690>35 years old btw
I WAS TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF
I dont get thisif it were fake when did they do it if theyve been on cam the whole timeand why is james acting disgusted when nobody is around
>After 10pm is when shit gets REALLY crazy>Jet forces everyone to go to bed
>>218719679you're really gonna sneed when you realize the whole trish//brian/brian's ex/cole relationshit drama was fake tooand tj's entire arcpretty much everything about fishtank is fake. everything letty did was prompted by the wiggers.
>>218719717thats what im saying but no one is saying anything
fake poop? wow... jet had gone to far this time...
Head reminds me of Rachel being a fat fuck that I feel actively detracts from the experience by his mere presence
>>218719491I'm a big fan of the Jet crashout clip. He hasn't been that pissed off since Daniel shit-tested him.
autists mad they got prankedjust laugh at the fake poop retards
>>218719730was the poop always a lie??? what the fuck is going on
I am watching Simmons self suck footage in the archive right now
>>218719715>noo they make you pretend peanut butter is really poop!
I'm on team real poop
Notice how that with Sam out of the picture, Fishbucks are no longer a thing?
so who's winning? James drake has an immense bag but I hear emma has a branch or something?
>>218719672>>218719706
so how much stuff was faked on JACKASS?i'm starting to think all poop and puke pranks were faked.
Bongo just bonked her head
I thought Jet was done with SFX spam?
>>218719704Nutt in her trailer trash pussy, leave her, and let her raise the kid
>>218719757You live in a fantasy world
>>218719738Because he's an ACTOR and he's treating it like a bit for the sake of the show.
>>218719688Sam has always personally hated Fishtank and he made no secret of it
>>218719722finally a real person here
>>218719757bet you believe in flath earth too nigga
THE POOP WAS FAKE?!
Wait was this fake too?
OMG TRISH IS IN LOVE WITH BRIAN AND COLEWHO SHES PICKING!?!??!?!!
the poop was fake but then head was oh shit wtvr and pooped for real
>>218719720caddyshack
>>218719767If you shit in her pussy it'll make bozo want to bang her! ahahahahaAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>218719754cant believe after so many seasons and characters this guy from the original first season cast remains the biggest freak theyve ever had on the show
>/ftl/ gets mad about real poop>gets even more mad that it's fake poop
>>218719758>No sharks>No fishbucks>1 challenge a week>2 fish leave within 30 hours>Fake poop
If the hot tub is a recurring job, who do you wanna see next? For me, it's vicky and emma but with kratom and alcohol
>>218719758Oh yeah
We used to have real poop and piss thrown on this show. Now we use fake materials and preplanned bits. SHAME. This is like Mcdonalds using fake meat instead of real beef for their hamburgers. GROSS
>>218719763you can literally see steve-o fingering his throat for the vomit I doubt they fake that and there really weren't that many shit-based ones, but definitely anus based ones
He won.
>>218719764many such cases
>>218719582Hi RandomFrog
>Not cool guys. I was on Jackass and we always used real poop. Let me show you how it's done, Jet
>tenacity?
>One of the fishtank ads is a guy saying the show made him realize he was gay.This show will ruin your life
How many pics do we have of Antara's huge tits?
We're never going back.
>>218719742this is why letty is one of my least favorite contestants, bezo tier and was told what to do by production constantly but everyone forgets about the s1 basement dogshit, most astroturfed contestant ever
I lived my entire life believing poop was real. Crazy.
ramadan ends tonighthe's going to be on his A game soon
>>218719797The sharks were cringe and ultimately pointless glad they're gone
lol watching antara try to park that robot on the charger
This whole thing is such a fucking trainwreck. Fake scripted reality TV slop, 5 fucking days Jet, didn't take you long to kill the show on your own, huh?
>>218719793Yes, obviously. This isn't difficult to understand.One of them is digusting and vileThe other is fake and gayBeing fake and gay on this show much much worse than being disgustingHow are you having trouble comprehending this?
Fake poop hurts the integrity of the show
>>218719809lmao...
>>218719797Ella never pissed or pooped here it was a fakeout for a pic
IT WAS ALL A LIE
if no one shits somewhere not into the toilet tonite i am not watchin any longer - jet you just lost a PASS XL subscriber
Had to check site chat and not a single person is saying the poop was fake.
>>218719802that had vomit aswell!
We need to return to the days of real piss. Real shit. Accept no substitutes.
>season so bad that temu-airsoftfatty is doing fake poop content
>>218719758sam was always generous with those, jet and ben are cheap faggots
>>218719793>/ftl/ if it was zagnut
>>218719770I guess but does he not think we would notice
>>218719824jet got rid of them because he needed his face on camera to get laid
>>218719798She obeyed tts to kiss Emma last night. She did it on her head , but the ice has been broken
>>218719814making mentally ill people relapse is a fishtank staple
why is emma still hiding in the jungle room? thats some serious jungle fever
>>218719798mints and jd
>>218719837They will in a few hours when they catch up as usual
>>218719837>site chat is fucking retardedThis is known
>>218719814>skinny Tayleigh>brown pants Tay>bratty Tay>purple skirt Tayman we had it GOOD until she turned into a bitch and dated a Kentucky faggot and sold her pussy for $50...
GAY GUY ALERT is rly funny after 10000 times
I AM THE EGGMANTHEY ARE THE EGGMENI AM THE WALRUSGOO GOO G'JOOB
Johnny Knoxville's show did this to a guy and they aired it on Fox btw
Poop is fake because Bam is on it. Bam toned down the show.
Is this AI or did this happen for real?
>>218719758Sam at least has a charitable side to him (kind of). Jet is a greedy little shit who wants to milk every last cent out of the show.
I was so happy with the season and jet's gay fake poop bit ruined all enjoyment i was having. Nothing is real. Its all gay fake bits.
>>218719837People that watch on the site are all retarded faggots that pay to watch the show
The things I want to do to Bingo. All of them involve pain, pleasure, Bongo witnessing.
THE POOP WAS REAL. WE ALL SAW THE SAME THING.
>>218719798vicky and emma but with piss and pukealso obviously the twins, maybe with tamara?
this is like the baby ruth in the pool in caddyshack
>>218719758literally whats the point of staying if not for the fishbucks? and not like theyre making substantial money from the jobs. i could give a fuck about internet fame after the show.
Address the fake poop bullshit Jet
You hate the show, but watch it, explain this phenomenon
Ever since Head fake-shitted I’ve mentally checked out while watching today
Jet just confirmed that it was zagnut kek
>>218719755I meant that it's a retarded waste of time
mints is nervously shaking his leg because people discovered the fake poop
We're back to this then
>>218719453upvote for whoever thinks Jet is a faggot haha!! Losing sleep over a r9k comment is epic!!! Jet is Jin's bitch!!!! lol!!!
>>218719758reminder even the people who ragequit got some money out of it
I've been lied to about shit authenticity my entire life.
BEGGING FOR A KICK DEAL LMAO
>>218719897I'm literally not watching right now and will not be opening the show again until tomorrow midafternoon because I know nothing is going to happen
GIVE LANDON A STAKE STREAM
https://strawpoll.com/eNg6vbLQLgAhttps://strawpoll.com/eNg6vbLQLgAhttps://strawpoll.com/eNg6vbLQLgA
jet slowly inching toward an ip2 copy...
these retards still don't understand the "highest person gets to choose who to eliminate"likely because it's a horrible, immensely brain-dead concept
>>218719758they get like 12 fucking fake dollars for doing stuff now it's retarded
Jet thinking he’s slick trying to get onto kick eddie and kpp. There’s a reason he bought a sprinter streamer van. Cx
>>218719881seconds after you posted this Jet started going on a quick 30 second (2 minute+) rant about youtube demonetization
>>218719889you mean antara? would be funny seeing her in a bikini sitting in her chair in her room
>>218719849He still doesn't really get the show. He thinks people will forgive it if it's funny and for content, because he has the normie mindset of scripted content and doing what he's told. Head probably came up with the scheme, but he can't no-sell it because he thinks it would result in production punishing him for it.He's essentially guaranteed people will only ever see him as a lying faggot now, because there is a monumental difference between lying to the fish and lying to the audience.
HEHE HEHE LANDON CLEAN DURRRThis is what you faggots sound like. You probably looked forward to Burt flubbing his hog during Season 3.
>>218719897I read the threadsThat's it
Youtube has the best vods Jet
This season feels like season 1 combined with season 4
>fake poop TTS are getting declinedwiggers are waking up from their kratom coma and turned off auto TTS
Jet you fucking ruined it again... all you had to do was a real poop prank and it would have been the best season ever.
Nobody is interested you dumb wigger faggot
Let us stream on Kick, we do sweet pranks too! Check out this epic poop trick.
>>218719758They cant afford giving hour 1k prizes to people this season every day
You now remember "if any of you have a rich uncle just have him drop us a million dollar investment"
>hundreds of thousands of views every day???
what are the twins planning I missed it
jet you're the one who's supposed to reach out to kick you moron
>>218719874where’s the poop
no one on youtube is coming over to kick anyway...
>>218719891sadly they realized a few seasons ago that no one is really that motivated by money everyone on the show is a massive attention whore and would do it for free if they could
I told Jet in person 2 years ago to get on kick the dumbass
>Jet desperate to get picked up by Eddie on Kickit's so over
>>218719940goodlet the audience think the poop is real
>>218719925Cx effect is already priced in at least
Did they see that post about kick streamers being more hardcore eariler and got self-conscious?
>>218719958We all missed it because we had to look at Jet's fat greasy face.
>5 days of friend tank into fake poopYeah this shit is dead
>>218719937kick vods are so terrible
>>218719954Shut up, Mints
>>218719515this is why we need the 100 image rule back
Where is the take care of your labubu challenge?
It's all been downhill since bezo left we NEED fatty or shoenice in the tank YESTERDAY
>DADDY EDDIE PLEASE GIVE ME MONEYFinally seeing the light, Jet?
>>218719939>1+4=5neptunian
unreal, begging for money the second day in a row. paying doesn't even get rid of ads on the site. is jet actually jewish?
https://voca.ro/171dKbaCZL1PPoopgate emergency Fishtank Podcast just dropped
>>218719758Mints said he didn’t want them
No one gets demonetized for "humming the wrong tune." Just don't use retarded SFX.
>>218719961He knows that but the kick audience would watch fishtank if it was on the site. Jet knows ice’s fans are untapped
>paying for clippers because bam margera is too washed to get the hashtag trending>begging for eddie money on kickfishtank brand is on their last legs.
why did jet tell me any of that
how do we know the poop was fake?
Landon's gonna kick out Victoria, isn't he?
Jet will ask Nigger nina to fuck Eddie for fishtank to get a good kick deal
Twins are so easy to scam
I love fishtank man, poo being real is a genuine discussion point
we need another vibe repair tomorrow
Is bashir even muslim?!?!
>>218719765>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THE BRUH SOUND EFFECT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH BRUH BRUH BRUH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA IM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH
>>218719957dude a youtube restreamer had 1500 viewers and the main website had 1100 viewers during that whole vicky kratom mog escapade. the viewership is seriously grim
Neon please come to the fishtank
MAKE THE CALL JEThttps://x.com/ClavicularNews/status/2034376682866458995
>>218720011it wasn't
Send your opinion https://strawpoll.com/eNg6vbLQLgA
did the head just scam the twins out of money?
Is Goran this naturally gifted at timing things this fucking badly? >Do a stupid fake poop prank>Beg for Kick deal
so it looks like the twins made some deal with head for a key or something and lied and said that the $12 they gave was their last money. bc then they pulled out a big wad afterwards
>>218720021its all fake and gay buddy
>>218719996need some of the past fishtank people in ices events that would be good, and not fucking letty and tj either
>>218719996Pretty much confirms that Sam is out out and they need a new paypig
What if Sam cut the budget for fishtank to spend more of the profit from it on his videogame production
Didnt we already have a poopgate in season 1?
>>218720011it was shown to me in a dream
>>218720024After poopgate I don't know what to believe any more
>>218719980>DEOUD I'M GONNA SHE DEM A THING OR 2 ABOUT A THING OR 3 AND THEN WONT KNOW WHAT HIT EM HHAAAAHHH!!!
He learned this sly nice guy shit from buckingham
Fishtank is pretty much dead i guess
>>218719953Quartering is sponsored by kick, Fishtank would be an improvement
If the poop was fake, why does everyone in the house say it stinks? And at what point in the day did production take Anus and The Drake aside to coordinate the plan?
>>218720033There's no way there are this many retards who haven't seen the video of her pulling out a fucking cup of brown liquid that's hidden where the soap was.
how old are you guys?
I’m scared of fake poop
She is sexy, admit it.
>>218720048I knew that was never real. They planned that shit with notes in the bathroom.
>>218720060fake poop also stinks
>guys we did fake poop please make clipsNope you need to be genuine Jet
>>218720060They mixed fart spray into the candy bar mix
tards are trying the key in every door
>>21872006669
>>218720060He farted a bunch. If it's real what was in the cup and why was she applying it to his ass?
>>218720048yep that started it all
>getting demontized for fake poopshould have at the very least made it real poop, you fucking retard ass loser, I don't give af uck if it's a safety hazard or whatever the fuck bill jewman told you. After freddy this shit feels so tame
What is even happeningJust feels like they’re filming random bullshit rn
>>218720048poopcloset
>>21872006648, why?
>>218720059since when? isn't he sponsored by rumble
>>218719962This is actually kind of true. Jet is still a cheap fuck, but I did notice that 50k isn't really a massive motivator for most people who go on this show. They're so willing to leave at the drop of a hat.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773968809477743.webmanissa peeing
If they get a kick deal, it's going to be funny seeing whole sections being devoted to online gambling. Imagine everyone being forced to play slots once a day.
>>218720043Sam probably took a hit with his crypto the last few months
>>218720074"hey twins, you're being a real cole right now soo.... STOP"
>>218720060Only James and anissa said it did and they were in on it
>>218720063Cunts will believe anything the put their mind to, even when its this obvious and right in front of their faces
jet's overt desire to go viral and make a quick buck is undercutting the quality of the product
>>218720068a beautiful mid from the midwest
>>218720068I kinda want to nutt in her pussy dude...
>>218719939it feels like a bunch of fans pretending they're on fishtank
>AND SO I WAS ON THIS SHOW ITS CALLED FISHTANK LIVE, CRAZY REALITY SHOW RIGHT, AND THEY HAVE LIKE FREELOADERS THAT COME IN AND FUCK WITH THE COMPETITORS AND I HAD MY FRIEND HEAD COME IN AS THE FIRST FREELOADER, HES A CRAZY GUY. AND SO THEY HAD THIS CRAZY IDEA WHERE HE POOPS IN THE JACUZZI, CUZ YOU KNOW WHO DOESNT FIND POOP FUNNY RIGHT, LIKE MY FRIEND HEAD CAN GO DOWN WITH A POOP JOKE. SO THEY HAD THE GENIUS IDEA TO GIVE HEAD SOME FAKE POOP FOR HIM TO PUT IT IN HIS ASS, AS IF ITS COMING OUT OF HIS ASS AND ITS REAL POOP AND MAN IT HAD EVERYBODY FOOLED! IT WAS ALL OVER THE JACUZZI IN THE BATHROOM I MEAN THERE WERE MEMBERS OF THE PRODUCTION CREW EVEN FREAKING OUT ABOUT IT IT WAS REALLY FUCKING FUNNY
>>218720086He’s sponsored by both I think
>>218720025Glad to see some people still know what actually matters
>>21872006630
Why can't Anissa give us some dominatrix content with Head? That'd be content
sorry jet the whole fishtank thing was cutting into my pause snack continue budget
>>21872006667
I hope sarah shuts the show down now
>>218720066
>>218720080it was for showing Unc full on balls and penis for a second, not for the fake peanutbutter poop.Also they can go to kick for free but he wants a Kick deal for extra money lmao
Are you guys excited for Cards Against Humanity?
>>218720048The one that led to Jet's lame detective larp that nobody found funny and that he dedicated a whole episode to showing?
>>218720106If you aren't watching Bingo and her twin sister, then you aren't watching the show as it was intended to be seen.
>IT WASNT EVEN REAL POOP THAT SHIT WAS A FUCKIN ZAGNUT BAR
Is there any saving this shit?
>>218720101This but unironically
>>218720112Many are saying this
>>218720089wtf is wrong with her? how do you pee with a shirtless stranger you just met staring at you???
How the fuck does Jet not know that team challenges for money is how you create the perpetual content machine after 5 seasons? After every team challenge in S2 the losing team would devour each other. If they did challenges for cash production wouldn't have to script a bit of drama from end to end just for ANY sort of content. We're almost 1/4th the way through the season and we haven't had a single challenge yet.
Why are Bingo and Bongo so cute? Is it their autistic authenticity?They both just seem like such sweet girls
damiel will host season 6
>>218720131The shit is fake unfortunately
Man I don't even believe the twins are really psychic anymore
Fake poop? SHANT be watching anymore of this
poop dog
wtf does "priced in" even mean?
Anyone else getting sick of his "we're broke and need money" bit?
Whyd they give head $12
>>218720127lightfax
If the poop was fake what was the brown stuff filmed on his butt cheek?
>>218720131they could barricade the basement door and lynch head before the wiggers can break in and save him
Rate this season so far
>>218720143i dont really understand damiel tbqh
>>218720128Read it in his voice now I’m cracking up kek
>>218720100Can believe dan, of all fish, mogged jet so hard here
>>218720141They arent even real twins, man. Its all fake
You know what this show needs?
>Alex B paid for his own tts to send tts truly nontentNot Jontent
THE TWINS ARE STRIPPING
>>218720160The fake poop anis put on him
>>218720141Angelic beings, too pure for this cruel and fucked up world...
WAIT VIVA LA BAM WAS FAKE AS THE POOP?!!!
>>218720101i love these little Bam posts it reminds me of the harrypotter posting
deleting my @Heads_Knight twitter account, today has been upsetting
>jet wants to be a kick streamer nowSam really gave him the boot huh?
>>218720128>HIS NAME'S NOT EVEN BAM IT'S BRANDON
so uh why did Jet think one challenge a week was a good idea?
>>218720153This time it’s actually true
Anyone got a clip of Anisa on the toilet pissing in her swimsuit?
>>218720139>uhhhhhhhhhh the uhhhhhhhhhh challenges were uhhhhhhhhhhhh old fishtank uhhhhhhhhhh this is new uhhhhhhhhh fishtank uhhhhh
>>218720141It's all about aura. They radiate pure divinity, one can only imagine how sweet these two might be if you were to ever meet them in person. No matter the words they choose to utter, their actions speak even louder. These are two people who want to cherish the world for what it is. These are two people who want to put smile on other's faces. They are perfect.
>>218720180Fake stripping
>>2187201646/10.S3 was like a 8/10.S2 was 7/10.BG was 7/10.Bitch tank was 5/10.everything else is ass.
>>218720164It was very solid until about an hour ago, where it went from a 7/10 to 0/10 when they openly lied about content and now Drake and Anissa are fucking whispering in the bar.Kick these fucking retards off the show.
Jet the only fucking reason im watching at all is because of the youtube stream working on my TVThe site sucks bad, clicking between rooms takes too long to load now completely killing the point of it all.It used to be better than this. Now its a chore not a service.there will always be some fag restreaming but you can do better, you have done better before.Just worry about making the day interesting nigga
>>218720128>HIS NAME IS NOT EVEN HEAD, ITS PAUL
>>218720158he sold them a 'key that had a 50/50 chance to lead outside'. they found the key in the first place under the sink and he ended up with it. they fell for it because they are gullible retards.
>>218720131Only this TLP bouncing on my cock can save this
>>218720195THINK?!
>>218720164RealityTV/10
>>218720165u gotta just lock in mentally
guys...go look up what bam's middle name is...I can't fucking believe this
>>218720197yeah
I SOLED IT BACTUM FATWELDALLAS
NEW MIGRATE WHEN READY>>218719460>>218719460>>218719460
>>218720089thanks
daddy eddie plz notice me
>>218720213They've lost all their money on retarded schemes twice now
>>218720160Melted zagnut bar
>>218720208use ppv you can even click on doorways to travel to the next room
The robot isn't real! It's just an Indian!
>>2187201644
thoughts on JD from season 5 ?
>>218719453>clip of Head shitting in the hottubhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773871968808262.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773871968808262.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773871968808262.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773871968808262.webm
damn Vicky is such a druggie dumb bitch
>>218720223HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>218720141they seem very well adjusted for how autistic they are
>>218720031you have to be like 15 to know who this is
>>218720204>S2 was 7/10you are insane, it was way too much dead air
Was watching a couple of hours ago and fell asleep. This boring show fucked my whole day up.
>>218719494S2 sucked, everyone hated it while it was live, production said (while S2 was airing) that the season was a failure and they won't do hellhouse again.
>>218720237What was their first time?I find it funny they are loose with their money
welp, thats all for me this season folks. you can tell the fish know the vibes off too, completely different energy. everything else funny is gonna be planned or staged from this point on. shame.
>>218720246>>218720246SAAR NOOOOOO
>>218720254this is bullish on the rebirth of ftl
>real poop>real piss>real host>real generous with fishbucks that even nontent quitters got money for shits and giggles>fought for fishes to stay in house>motivated fishes to keep making contentWhy do we hate sam as host again?
>>218720204horrible shit opinion.S1 4/10S2 8/10Bloodgames 7/10S3 5/10S4 3/10Bitchtank 3/10
>>218720141native autistic arizona girls are just like that apparently, just good ol dudes
>>218720288what happened to the jeet after that season?
>>218720272>it was way too much dead air
>>218720277shhhh let the revisionist clip-only fags pretend it was gigakino
WHAT THE HELL IS A ZAGNUT BAR??WHAT DOES IT TASTE LIKE???WHERE CAN I BUY ONE????
>>218720298reddit/twitter seethers
>>218720279see you in the next thread nigga
>>218720279I was having so much fun with this show, it's amazing how I now don't care about it at all either. Hope Jet dies in a fucking ditch, lying faggot.
>>218720200trvkeclavicular and the like might call personality and vibes a cope, that's just how the world works.mild effortless beauty + personality>>>>god-tier looks with nothing to back it upfascinating simplable mids are where it's at
>>218720204I've noticed that S2 fans can never articulate their thoughts on S1 because none of them watched it live, their first season was S2 so their concept of fishtank is purely "production told me to destroy the house"
>>218720254I love this so much :3
>>218720279everything has always been staged even the dialogue ANYWAYS
>>218719805This guy ended Sam Hyde's career
>>218720277feels like this should be the model though. buy a house that requires a total gut and rebuild then let the fish destroy it and then renovate and flip it. just get some competent designers
>>218720131put a TLP on
>>218720279
>>218720244I do after hours but the video breaks half of the time and kills the flow.Fast camera switch is the number 1 good feature of the whole thingalso i dont rememberwhich season it was, 2 or 3, but one of them had thumbnails that played in real time
>>218720304it’s crazy you can tell someone is a fag just from their season rankings
>>218720298Sam fucks kids
>>218720223
>>218720298Maybe I didn't give Sam enough credit
i love them
>>218720252Better Director then Jet
>>218720331except the twins have the personality of your average sped kid
>>218720223it's Cole btw, just to save everyone timeepic, but I don't like that I had to google stuff so there you guys go
>>218720329yep, the feeling of real authentic content out the window, they should have damage controlled it ASAP and said "haha guys get pranked!", since they would at least be able admit it was faked and continue being "real". probably bams fucking dumb idea
>>218720307
>>218720267I was talking about the retard pepsi guy, no idea who it is
I DONT CARE FOR THE TWINSTHEY ARE PERFORMATIVE ATTENTION WHORESfuck them and their simps
doomposters were right
>>218720390tru
>>218720390Reminder that all twin hate is forced and entirely performative
>>21872006627
>>218720391ty
>>218720279>>218720380I just tuned in a second ago. What's this about?
>>218720390Reminder that all twin love is forced and entirely performative
>>218720375you lazy bitch it's funnier the way I did it
>>218720390They are not performative at all. They are clearly autistic or retarded or something. Someone like Letty or Angie is performative.
Bongo accidentally cutting herself with the boxcutter: https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773969481995513.mp4
>>218720425an african american typed this
>>218720430someone shit in the tub and it might be chocolate
The fish this season only seem to be earning "market money", are they earning cash prizes/fishbucks to take home if they get eliminated? Do they get to keep their prizes if they decide to quit? I haven't seen any mention of actual cash prizes other than the grand prize.
>>218720380It could have been salvaged if Anissa and Drake weren't dumb enough to keep on pretending it was real after the initial shock, and Jet didn't go full panic mode and filter all "fake poop" TTS.
>>218720298Uhhh where do I begin? He's fucking transphobic? Like ???
guy who says take poop is his final straw
>>218720390autistic people lack the ability to be attention whores if they are it is accidental
>>21872006635
>>218720390t. autistic guy mad that he can't mask effectively
>>218720373They're fascinating. In the context of the show, that's about all they need. Irl, you need to just be a little more than "your average sped kid"If you can't even do that, that's on you
Literally the authenticity was the one thing that separated this from actual reality tv slop on television and its gone.
>>218720480>>autistic people lack the ability to be attention whoresthat's not true at all
/ftl/ needs some serious vibe repair, everyone will be turning off the show and enjoying raping mints privately, get some sleep guys, see you in 4 weeks.
Vicky looks kind of cute with her hair behind her ears.
>>218720430Views are down so they made an old guy to pretend to shit in a bath tub then run around the house in a towel throwing his shitty underwear at people
>>218720503it hurts
This season felt like dating a simpable mid. Most of the time you just kind of were alright with it being around all the time, but then tonight you found out it had a dick. (But it was fake)
>>218720472They jewed burt out of the grand prize in s3 never doubt the wiggers greed
>>218720446It is, but you made me feel like a bitch googling shithope you felt like a bitch too reading my postbitch
>>218720390They are also bad for content. The retards on fishtank who know they’re the most popular are always boring quirk chungus’. Fishtank fans are fucking retarded
>>218720519u know it smell crazy behind there
>>218720546got your ass nigga
Cameraman stream destroys the aura of the show
>>218720521That's all? People think it's fucking over because of a fake poop prank?
>>218720314yea s3 was also shitit had a cleaning section for days, but s2 had weeks with nontent, unheard of in ft history
Anybody else getting major Josie vibes from Bingo Bongo?
How could we go from one of the best starts of the show to this slop?
>>218720549true true true true
next thread is #144dumb niggers
>>218720643This was probably the worst start to a season ever. It's gotten better if anything.
>>218720298We didn'tOnly /banttroons/ hate sam
>>218720643
>>218720613fucking this
>>218720620Do you not understand the show? Fish lying to the audience is lame and gay.
>>218720637yes deviant art autism and fake age regression
>This was probably the worst start to a season ever. It's gotten better if anything.
>tune in>immediate sfx spam in my earsI know they are direly desperate for cash, but at least get some new sfx for fucks sakes
>>218720390they're the perfect level of retarded. they really feel like characters from a cartoon network show.
>>218720613Very true. It just feels completely different in a bad way
>>218720702>Fake age regressionThey're actual bonafide retarded people anon. Bingo is a NEET incapable of working. They also have some form of sexual abuse trauma.
>>218720727GAY GUY ALERT!! GAY GUY ALERT!! GAY GUY ALERT!! GAY GUY ALERT!! GAY GUY ALERT!! GAY GUY ALERT!! GAY GUY ALERT!! GAY GUY ALERT!! GAY GUY ALERT!! GAY GUY ALERT!! GAY GUY ALERT!! GAY GUY ALERT!! GAY GUY ALERT!! GAY GUY ALERT!! GAY GUY ALERT!! GAY GUY ALERT!! GAY GUY ALERT!! GAY GUY ALERT!! GAY GUY ALERT!! GAY GUY ALERT!! GAY GUY ALERT!! GAY GUY ALERT!! GAY GUY ALERT!! GAY GUY ALERT!! GAY GUY ALERT!!
23 year old bongo no lifed s1 and made a suicide pact for if Josie didn't win If Josie didn't win we wouldn't have the twins today
>>218720688sounds like you got worked into a shoot brother
On a scale of "Rain Deer do the stanky leg" to "forcing the cast to go to bed for a production party at the bar", where does "poopgate" fall?
>worst house>worst host>worst fish>worst bits >worst...
>>218720765Is this real
>>218720772worse than the production party in my book
>>218720766The point of the show is the content, if the content is fake there is no show.>b-but all the content isn't fake!Who cares? 3 fish are perfectly willing to LARP drama. How many more will join in?
There’s no one in the cast who’s even fun to hate on
>>218720802She was probably joking but yeah she posted that during s1
>>218720763That's probably one of the ones I mind the least, along with the indian argument. The spic music, girl breakup, and probably all the rest are aids.
>>218720346>S2 fan>illiterate
>>218720847ahhhh they’re Josie fans. Makes this all even more forced and gay.
this house sucks really bad, the layout sucks and doesnt allow for a ton of rough housing and the bed situation sucks due to jets gay "locked room" gimmick
>>218720928I think they took out the locks today for the rooms, or at least the Jungle Room that for some doesn't have a lock anymore
>>218720254Tune
