Poopgate Edition>/ftl/ NEWS-- Bashir attacked the last plant, Emma got mad, Bashir said to her "are you on your period?" -- The plant survived-- James Drake's job today, Actor: depressed; he already convinced Bashir and JD he's actually depressed.-- Only Emma's (?) plant remain-- Elimination on Saturday-- Bashir destroyed the twins' plant while the others were distracted by male strippers.-- Vicky milked JD-- Vicky and Bashir had a kratom related fight-- Vicky is being gaslit by the TTS into thinking "kratom mogging" and "the kratom mog dance" is cool-- Twins were rewarded immunity for being top stox-- Head says he's not going to play with Emma's bean>Links:https://fishtank.rip/ (PPV)https://www.fishtank.live/https://classic.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videosprev: >>218716922
This thread will be recycled soon I think
anons be like "remember when fishtank was good" and post the worst thing you've ever seen
>>218721354>be like posting in 2026
Everyone knows the main dynamic that drew audiences to watch Fishtank was watching old people do early 2000s "edgy" bar humor for days at a time.Season 3 wasn't even that good!
If the poop stunt was faked then a lot of other moments this season could have easily been faked as well. For example, why did Vicky disappear into the basement for multiple hours on the first night?This is reeks of desperation and shows Jet is floundering. This might be the worst he's fucked up yet - the entire season's authenticity is now called into question.
>>218719459jet u know what to do
The only time Vance ever won
KILL HEAD
what is it with gross old fat boomers and poop/farting? why are all fat people drooling poop obsessed retards?
THE POOP WAS FAKE TO CLIPFARM ON TWITTER AND GO VIRAL
This is technically the first content retarded imbecile of a faggot Landon has provided so far, being bullied by that fat fuck.
they’re calling it the deadest show of all time
>BIG LONG PUZZLE
Why do people think the poop was fake?
reminder angie took down 4chan this morning
>THE TWINS AREN'T ACTUALLY PSYCHIC. THERE WAS A MIRROR IN THE CLOSET. THEY'RE LYING TO YOU
>Tactical nuke incoming!Holy kekking my ass off LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
/ftl/'s biggest melty of the season was about fake poop lmaooooo
It's over for Jet
Boomers and fake poop ruined the show.
love and life
>>218721419
>sfx spamyeah im done for the night
You now remember the funny Jon randomly finding Lettys passport to rip up ‘real bit’ from season 1
>kills Fishtank forever
what's with the garbage bags?
>>218721418We've not had a single fucking person fall down the stairs this season
>>218721420this bitch posts on here?
so the girls are making decoy bags? and storing them all in the same room? or what
>>218721419>thinkWe don't think, we know. Watch the clips retard, or wait until tomorrow for your favorite recapper faggot to "blow the story wide open" for you.
>The tenth contestant will change the game forever>Shows up>Laughs>Drinks her orange drink>Laughs>Gets drunk>Laughs>Gets drugged>Laughs>LeavesWhat did they mean by this?
>>218721429They're unusually energetic tonight
>sister bongo no homo but like wanna hang out at hoarder mans after the show also the HIV thing was a joke right
What if instead of elimination meaning a contestant gets kicked off the show, that they could stay and be incentivised monetarily to fuck with other fish but just not be eligible for grand prize
>>218721418Trish has such a nice ass
head is the white version of charity at this point
what we need right now>Head humiliation ritual and elimination>Bashir bullying JD until he actually gets angry>Vibe nuclear meltdown
How does he recover from this?
>>218721396Knowers know that Jet has already desperately tried to force storylines and if you call it out for being fake and gay then he kicks you off the show. Sad but true, without Sam there's no integrity
>>218721450charity is the goat nigga
>>218721354Truth is, Fishtank was never good, it just had some good moments rarely, and all those moments never included Jet spearheading them.
>>218721441idk about posting but she definitely lurks
>>218721434Fucking kek ok boomer did a good job selling that
bam should go rogue and pull pranks like the fake poop on his own, fooling production along with the cast
>Landon AI song>Mariachi music>Tactical nukeKEK
>>218721448
>>218721427pack it up Jet before the muslim brotherhood get (You)
>>218721406fat people shit themselves ALL THE TIME so they try to make a joke out of it. "ahah just had a widdle poopsie whoopsie!!!" and other fat people play along to make it seem like its a normal thing and not fucking insane
that poop wasn't even real, y'all.. i got evidence just ask anybody they'll tell you it's not real!
>>218721466Shit on Vicky for real
>>218721418its all fucking fake
But more importantly what are Josie's thoughts on all of this?
>>218721439Bongo has fallen like 5 times.
>>218721457This but unironically
>>218721476CLIP DAT SHIT CHAT
>>218721423their names aren't bingo and bongo it's haley and ashley they're lying to you they aren't real and bam margera ain't real either his name's brandon he was on jackass I remember him he's a prankster he's lying
>>218721457https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIOQ19GFyHc
>>218721471this is the correct reaction to have towards the fake poop prank
>tts on>sfx on>toys on>its fucking deadhmmmm i wonder what happened?
>>218721457>that was an adorable yawn
>cards against humanityVibe apocalypse night
>>218721491Tayleigh was raped by lubecooch
>>218721470She definitely posts too which is ridiculous, she should be locked up in her kennel with her muzzle on imagine letting her speak let alone fucking post
There’s no one good to cheer for, there’s no one good to hate. This cast stinks!
>it's time
>>218721418>>218721488
>>218721400
>>218721502shut up jet
>>218721475jets ego would implode and he would kick him for "shit testing"
>>218721451i just noticed Bingo carrying a Monster aroundfollowed very shortly by a long yawn. i love these little retards so much
Alex B won.
>fake poop>weird gags>begs for a kick deal like some NEET
>>218721437never heard of this but it looks kinda good ngl
>AND THEN... WE'LL POUR METLED ZAGNUTS DOWN A BOOMER'S BOXERS TO PRETEND HE SHIT HIMSELF!!!>AND THEN WE'LL MAKE THEM PLAY CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY!!!!!>HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHAHAHAHAHAHA
>bam and his wife didn't come over to play le cards against humanitywhy even live
Bam's wife?Not real.
>>218721506They put it on "aprove only" then forgot to have someone read through and approve the tts
>>218721514we all want a pet angie
SAVE US VICKY
what is the fucking purpose of these fake ad breaks
what the fuck is the plan here? why did they fill a bunch of bags with random shit then just sit in here.
Are they actually gonna play fucking cards against humanity?
The story of Landon and his silly job as a Janitor on this reality TV show with his hilarious AI theme song is going viral on tiktok right now!Clip it up.
>>218721529Was it confirmed that the poop was fake? Didn't pay attention
>>218721529And the saddest part is the paypigs are still going to support him.
cards against humanity might actually tip this into the goranianthe camping saga, the cole kick, the famous house 2, the season 4 I can feel it, it's about to happen
>>218721533>>AND THEN... WE'LL POUR METLED ZAGNUTS DOWN A BOOMER'S BOXERS TO PRETEND HE SHIT HIMSELF!!!explain why this is not funny
i'm actually relieved to be watching some kino ads instead of whatever is happening in the rank rn
Apologize~!
>>218721529all the begging this season is very weirdI hope it's true sam cut back on the fishtank budget
the funniest part is all they had to do to not get everyone pissed was have head say HAHA JOKES GOT YOU GUYS! ME DRAKE AND ANUS PLANNED IT!! and have everyone go "ohhhh hahaha!" and everyone would have moved on
are all those bags in the jungle room supposed to be decoys?
>>218721427Is Bam's wife a plant for Bam?
Jet get up there and poop on the cards for real
NO FRESH AIRNO LONG PUZZLESNO IDIOT BOXNO GAME BOYCARDS AGAINST HUMANITY WITH THE WIFE
you see that shot!
>>218721560yeah its nothing but random shit they had two small bags of actual plants
Landon's an awesomesauce guy huh
>>218721551Yes, retard. >>218721559It's kind of insane that they didn't do this. They didn't think the viewers would fucking figure it out in 2 minutes?
COSMIC VIBE NVUKE INCOMING
>>218721531NEVER HEARD OF A ZAGNUT
>Begging for a kick dealJet must know the walls are crashing in, right?
>Chat, I'm getting serious season 1 vibes
Someone dumped all of twins socials on /bant/>>>/bant/24142446
I was about to type up an angry message about them playing a terrible game like cards against humanity with no booze. and then they brought booze. but it still is extremely gay
we really got fake piss and fake poop in the same day
lol it must be weird being a chick and not calling out your friends for saying stupid shit like beer wakes them up
The diarrhea bit was fake? I missed most of the day
So, why did James Drake go along with the fake poop bit?
>>218721527Funniest part of fishtank imo is during the triathlon, he full inhales the cigarettes the entire time, despite being told not to, and towards the end, he brags in the raspiest voice about how he was inhaling them, and Sam is in genuine disbelief.
Do you think Ben and Jet lie to eachother about the show not being dogshit? Like hyping eachother up to not kill themselves over how bad their product is?
>women paranoid in jungle room setting up elaborate schemes to win the game>men in dining room chilling
why didn't they vote simbal out
What are they even running ads for?
if bill ottman eats a REAL poop on camera then i will consider watching the show again
>>218721583kek'd
>>218721466live rimjob to completion
I love bongo
>fishtank is just a conspiracy to get people addicted to alcohol
>You could not live with your own failure. And where did that bring you? Back to me.
>>218721451autists tend to get overjoyed over silly things
explain why landon janny song being played randomly is funny
I'll be sending an email to Sarah in the morning.Do not lie and tell me we have reached pooptank when we have not.
>>218721584youtube.com/@hahahale5969
>HE'S NEVER HAD BONELESS PIZZA
>>218721547They are just retarded. Their plan is just "decoys" when I'm sure that they'll probably just confuse themselves on which have plants and which don't while also wasting all their time in jungle room not realizing that everyone else has 2x the material they do. They are making the twins look like they have a normal IQ.
>24/7 cameras>i know lets fake something directly on cam where everyone can see it
>>218721599SAY FAGGOTFOR FREE
>>218721520I forgot about Chris immediately showing Vance the clippers. Has any wigger plan ever worked?
You guys probably missed it, but they were doing a pilgrim sketch earlier, twins were indians and Bam fed Landon food he's never had before.Very fun moment, you should have been there.
I tried to find James Drake's ex wife for like an hour earlier and I simply can't. she was in a short film he directed in 2019 but following that lead and several others led me nowhere. can't even find the short film.I just wanted to see how hot she was. And also to see if the short film was any good
Be honest /ftl/How many cycles of the show is dead/we're so back have you gone through in the past 24hrs
>>218721558they dont even give them fishbucks anymorei think they stopped viewing it as an investment
I hope you stub your toe every morning after you wake up, Jet.
yeah play the landon song again man yeah awesome yeah kek
season 5 enjoyer heretoday raped me
Lmao this dumb nontent bitch still pretending the fake poop show is real
>>218721588Well its not exactly wrong, alcohol stimulates you when you first intake it before bringing you down
>>218721621 But its not free?
>>218721592He's an actor who doesn't really get the show. His job today was acting, and for some reason he doesn't understand the difference between lying to the fish (which is fine, it's a game), and lying to the audience. I've got zero respect for him anymore.
Im so glad Sam Hyde (eww) is gone. If this was season 3 Day 5 evening they'd be doing some goofy ahh Famous House event. Now with Jet at the reins we get to drink beer for 5 hours then play Cards Against Humanity (.... ummm this is about to get crazy yall)
Bongo's a fuckin' DRUNKARD
>>218721427>>218721481>>2187215618 ball doesn't lie
Very unsubtle trannycord raid happening. Whose server is it?
fake poop! you've crossed the line now Neptune
>Bingo had to go grab a stool to sit next to her sisterpure and sweet love
>>218721598I think he had immunity from the candy challenge
>>218721598she was a good woman
So this whole plant bit is just watch bashir get eliminated challenge lmaoemma has turned all the girls in her favor
>>218721598HE HAS IMMUNITY FROM THE CANDY CHALLENGE YOU FUCKING RETARD
reminder: fishtank was at its best when jet wasn't plastering his stupid fucking fetal alcohol syndrome face all over it.
did anyone bring up sam on his laptop yet this thread
idk bros. I hate this cameraman. I hate the sfx spam. I hate the challenges. I hate JD. I hate this boomer. Bam is nothing. I want to enjoy the show but its difficult.
>>218721592Finishing his acting task for the day
head should be punished by a forced alcohol relapse
>>218721649Or more like the show is just bad and we’re all tired of Jet
>>218721635theyre both so heinously ugly here, they had a big glowup
>>218721654Yep. Vibes ruined! You can tell by how much everyone is still laughing and smiling.
Season 5The production e-begging season
It's amazing how the show gets worse every season
why are emma and vicky being indians in the jungle room surrounded by garbage bags?
>>218721553Nothing, and I mean NOTHING will be worse than the night Cole got kicked>cole calls out production for lazily rehashing S1 bits>gets kicked>IMMEDIATELY chip walks up the stairs and rehashes his S1 bit>all the fish no sell him and snicker and smirk because they all already know he's just jet's wigger friendAs mad as I was at what was happening, conversely it's the funniest /ftl/ has ever been because of the insane amount of doomposting and shitting on Sam and Jet
>>218721611nice cap
>>218721565having to do anything with the wife sounds like hellhouse to me ayooo haha just kidding have a good night man
>>218721598turbo was based what happened to her
>>218721446
>Most Viral Fishtank has been in two seasons is Jin Looking up Angies SkirtJET NEPTUNE REFRESHING TWITTER RIGHT NOW SEETHING EVERY MINUTE THAT FISHTANK ISN'T TRENDING
we're going to do things to head which have never been done before
the fake poop bit would have worked if sam was in the jacuzzi working on his laptop
Sneak vodka in head's water supplie challenge
Bashir is dimes when he's getting physical and absolutely dimeless when talking.
First week of each season:Season 1:>Jon harrasses whore Sylvia with Bible verses>Letty villain arc begins>Sam destroying the house and intimidating the fish>Sharks torment fish and scare them at nightSeason 2:>Detective Cole monologues and smashes walls>Summer forced to chug energy drinks while doing intense workouts until she vomited>Investigations into JC being a Chinese spy>Each contestant gaslit into believing they were the insiderSeason 3:>Famous House gaslight, every contestant believes it's a legitimate reality show on Hulu>Luke torments creepy Indian man>Burt having schizophrenic delusions>Alex B freaking everyone out with his monkey madnessSeason 4:>Morbidly obese lolcow constantly falls down, has milk dumped on her, and suffers multiple mental breakdowns>Aryeh gaslit into believing he had destroyed the life of a cartoon artist and ruined Spongebob forever, causing a mental breakdown>Freddy delivers alcoholic shenanigans>Sam kicks Freddy in the headSeason 5:>a couple of women cry sometimes and uhh>ummm uhhh yeah
if you don't like don't watchi'll be honest, we need money
Save the Fishtank James Drake Coleman….
>>218721677if they were really e-begging the ball brothers would be here already.
>>218721678There's just nothing happening, everyone is just hanging out. Maybe if they get drunk enough there'll be content?
>MAIZE
what'd I miss today? I had to go around the piss kratom bit
>>218721699so true
>>218721692Jet needs to just accept it and bring back our content king
>>218721623>SO THIS GUY RIGHT HE NEVER ATE ANYTHING SO I WAS ON THIS SHOW FISHTANK AND ME AND HEAD THATS MY BEST BUDDY SO WE STARTED FEEDING HIM NEW FOODS IT WAS CRAZY YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE. HAAAAAAAAAA.
>>218721643I'm glad Bingo is around to reign her in a bit. Head just said he doesn't drink, and Bingo said she doesn't like to drink much either.Bongo is just a freak, though she also said she doesn't drink much. I guess being in the Fishtank is so boring it makes people drink, which is understandable
>>218721592Why not? It's funny and harmless
>>218721669it's unironically over. Just gotta face the facts and appreciate the fact we had some good times. But fishtank as we knew it is dead
>>218721692COLE WONJIN WONSUMMER AND CHARITY WERE RAPED
>>218721668He was on his laptop and it was traumatizing and destroyed fishtank and he has fallen off and I hate him but also fishtank was better with Sam remember the cabinets and I want REAL pee pee and poo poo but also don't
>>218721712poopgate
>9 months in between S4 and S5 to prepare>jet has to fake pooptank content to try and farm xitter viral clipsIt's never been more over.
>>218721699the fake poop bit would've worked if it wasn't on the audience
these hoes are no fun lmao
Anyone noticed that Jet's fake poop bit didn't work on the house and nobody cared?
>>218721703Fuck you faggot
>>218721731this
guys...look up bam's middle name...I can't fucking believe this...
>Jet is on suicide watch spamming threads thinking he can swing the pendulum
>>218721712Standing around talking about random bullshit then the old guy did a hilarious fake poop prank and then uhhh they're gonna do something I think in 10-15 minutes maybe.>Season 5
>>218721712Jet literally and unironically killed the show by making completely fake "content" that was seen through in 2 seconds.
>>218721703its so fucked that they dont destroy the house anymore, each season steers away further and further from the original hellhouse concept
if sam doesn't come back towards the end, i'm gonna marry joopy out of spite
>>218721735What are they doing?
>>218721720It's working fine for me. Did you just start posting again? You need to manually accept the palantir tracking cookies via uBlock if you haven't been around for a while.
it's over for Bingo and Bongo
>>218721724The first true post this season.
I don't give a shit about card against humanity, but I want to see Bongo get drunk
>>218721669i stopped watching and started a new factorio run
>we are more prepared than ever before>scrapped elimination challenges and fake poop
BALL BROTHERS HERE WE COME
>>218721683there's a reason ftl is good rn the show is sucking
New bake>>218721749>>218721749>>218721749
>>2187216310. I've never thought "we're so back" even once this season
>>218721669There isn't even friend tank content. They can't all just get drunk and have a fun time.
>>218721735they fucking suck so bad it's insane
HEY WISEGUY, WHERE'S THE ZAGNUTS IN THIS JOINT?
>>218721735Thought I saw a ghost for a sec
>>218721775Go kys
I'm hearing talks from Jet of "We're so prepared" and "I tinker in my workshop", but all I'm seeing is a fake poop bit to shill to Ice Poseidon?
>>218721775kys
>>218721775fuck off
Who would win the Insult Death Race if they did it tonight?
>>218721741hi mints, nobody likes you you balding fat fuck>>218721754this. it's become closer to a boring mainstream reality show than original fishtank. the steaks have never been lower
>>218721703You need to add>jet tries to fake a boomer shitting in a hot tub to go viralTo the Season 5 list
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXX3xEw7oVI
#BamMargera's friend just POOPED in the jacuzzi. Holy shit. Literally.Let's make this go viral guys!
Is the fake poop trending on twitter yet?Was it worth it Jet?
>my honest reaction to earrape
>>218721788This wasn't even real. You can tell its AI. Frank never fell
If they fake the poop on this show What was real???
>A STRAWBERRY
>>218721758decoys. trying to win and get bashir out. its all theyve been doing all day
>>218721764I was actually thinking about playing another DSP run. I havnt played the dark fog update
Who the fuck is even left at this point? The best we can hope for is a twins vs Bashir final, and Bashir is fine with the twins taking him out. Just give the twins 50 grand now and end the fucking show, dumb cunt.
>>218721786
the fake poop controversy is going viral
>>218721791I hope Ice goes off and laughs at fishtank
>>218721811kalei <3
>>218721811TURKEY TAWM I LUH YEW
>Threw away his legacy as showrunner for an honest, quality show for a cheap fake poop bitIt's over
>>218721703Summy!
Save the GorenTank, Fatty and Sensei Scott….
>>218721789i'll take care of him citizen
emma brings vicky down to her nontent levels that friendship needs to end
>>218721747
>>218721789>>218721793It’s a fucking bezocord raid
>>218721688Hitting it big on Pornzog
>give Bongo the box cutter>invite Frank Hasslethere's your viral clip Jet
>>218721788Immensely funny to me that Frank hasn't come back since this happened.
are they actually playing cards against humanity
when does he show up?
was the fake poop thing really that bad I was taking a nap and missed it
>>218721817nothing. it's all scripted. has been since s1
clavicular would save the stream.
I don't know how to describe it any other way but this feels "fake neptunian" like I'm looking at the shot and there's a lot of wackiness and the situation transpiring beforehand leading to this is humorous but I just don't feel the sauce man
>>218721531It's Beetlejuice's favorite candy bar
>Zagg
Landon is a character not rlly like that.
>>218721798cuuutie patooootie lettyyyyy
>>218721703also this from season 1 was funnier than anything that has happened so far and the site wasnt even uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2ZFDb8V_go
>>218721848powerful image
>>218721845He needs to make head and anisa the scapegoat and punish them NOW
the twist is that Bam Margera will die (not for real) and Jason Goldstriker's distant cousin, Gruber Goldstriker (played by Sam Hyde) becomes the new host and the show will get the tagline "Poop House"
HOW do we fix Bingo's inferiority complex?
>>218721833freddy du bois posting was so fucking peak
>>218721852other way around
>>218721832I dislike Bashir but if he leaves and Emma stays it's gonna be so dead
Bingo's self portrait
>>218721866He still gets on FTL to shit on Jet though, which is pretty wholesome overall
head broke the tank...admit it
>>218721856>It’s a fucking production raid
>>218721871Nah people are just doomposting about it as the show goes on as normal
Ice's Hunger Games > Jet's FIshtank friend simulator
>>218721845Remember 10 hours ago when people were actually calling this hack fraud occasionally funny?Fucking gay ass friendtank with fake ass fish doing fake ass "content". Why wouldn't I just watch fucking Big Brother, you stupid nigger?
>the poop and pee stuff is not funny and we dont want it in the show>BUT HEAD TOTALLY FOR REAL REALLY DID GO POOPOO IN THE TUB FOR REALS GUYS YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME HAHAHA ISNT IT SO FUNNY???
3 vibe repair nights in a row
CULTURE BROS HOW WE FEELING TONIGHT
>>218721868i feel like we understate how crazy it is she looked like that at one point
>>218721703Cope. Charity changed the game forever HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
why are you guys having a literal meltdown over fake poop
Jet is such a retard
>>218721871no people are being gay. the bit was lame but they're acting like it's some sleight against the audience as if the entire show isn't already some sleight against the audience
>>218721899bingo's musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1x5qDMxrf0
My mom just called me to explain the whole poop situation see saw on twitter. This might just be the viral success the show needed.
>>218721598jesus christ this reminds me of how we got to hear an asian woman finger fuck binx in great detail. S3 had some moments
The face poop situation is crazy
>>218721920no one ever talks about it
bongo looks like the girl from this
>>218721926It's about ethics in public defecation
>>218721927nobody here even has a kick account
are they gonna play the season 1 theme when they actually have a really good day? I really wanna soi out a little bit
>>218721845So fucking disappointed with him. It's lame behavior even for him.
>>218721887There are literally 2 year old vids of Landon trolling some youtuber and he acts the exact same waygoogle berryblackberry
>>218721811This girl does it for me. Tall blonde with a nice butt. Best bitchtank girl that deserved a real season
I've seen Letty asshole, she would make real poop with that thing. SendHerIn
>>218721938Sam actually looks elderly in this photo. Sad
>>218721926either do it or dont.dont fake it.
>>218721940true
I look away for an hour and these fucking retards are actually playing Cards against humanity like a bunch of redditors
>i'm going to choose the VAGINA one because i'm NOT GAY
Ben is the only good wigger
>>218721943Yes I do
@grok how do I get Ice Poseidon to notice me
>>218721954Watch the clip. Poop isn't real.
Ben bit happening right now and 0 pop
>>218721956But enough about Jet's nontent
There better be some cabinet smashing pronto
its not advancing the culture
>>218721868Who?
The content for tonight is cards against humanity or 2 dumb white bitches sitting in trash complaining
Ben fell off
>>218721926the entire premise of the show is the "reality" of the "reality" show. i get that the show is one big giant joke on the viewers too but when the line gets muddied it puts the authenticity of everything into jeopardy...#poopgate
>quietly from behind the camera>"haha...cards against humanity...heh"
>>218721976Ben is washed
Save the Fishtank, Oliver Gay…..
>we call it small work *background noise*
>>218721967>josie flinching kek
>>218721946I unironically like when they play the theme. them playing it in season 3 and burt confusingly dancing to it was actually funny as hell
Really the only thing left to do is get the quran defacement circulating on muslim twitter and hope for the best
>>218721939we talked about it at length in 2023
HAHAHAHAH POOOOOOP
>>218721990cards against humanity has been getting a lot of hate on tik tok recently
>>218721811fuck this mick faggot
jet commentary is getting fucking stupid
beautiful poem <3
>>218721928>as if the entire show isn't already some sleight against the audienceBefore this point, I have always felt like they wanted to make something entertaining and authentic. Countless times I have heard Sam or Jet tell a fish to just be themselves, be a weird retard and people will love you for it. And this retard just threw it all away for a fake poop bit. I don't understand how you don't see the difference between a fake swat with gay strippers where the fish and the audience get bamboozled, and actively attempting to scam viewers with fake content.
>Emma and Vicky sitting with their luggage in a room full of trashbagsIt took Tayleigh weeks to get to this point
>>218721997I liked josie for dumb reasons like that but I didn't wanna fuck her does that make me a faggot
>>218721811major
>a great day of the show
>>218721543they are on the director stream which is what is on youtubethey are to get people to go to the site
>>218722010for being cringe or for being "problematic"?
>>218721984Maybe we'll get some spammed shitting and bruh sfx on stream
not a single soul is migrating because of cards of humanity you drugged out wigger
>>218722022not a bad strategy desu
>it was a great daykill jet kill jet kill jet kill jet kill jet kill jet kill jet kill jet kill jet kill jet kill jet kill jet kill jet kill jet
>we're gonna have fun tonight
why isn't poopgate trending on twitter?
Can somebody bake a non-Betty thread?
>>218722022I told everyone Vicky is just Tayleigh 2.0, vibe killer.
>>218721998me too. it's a good song. that's why i said i want to soi out.
"Great day of the show" huh
BRINGTHE FREDDY BACK
>>218722035It's extremely lame though
>>218721976the real Ben died long ago. they got a clone and made him gay.
I actually don't think jet knew about the fake poop bit, he definitely covered it up after finding out thoughhe's still being a fag today which is a shame because he was being somewhat okay this season
>>218722019If Sam was there he would have shut that shit down right awayRight now we're getting a full face blast of Neptunian ideas without any restraints
>>218722041Very few people care about the show anymore.
hashtag vibe killer
does jet actually think this was a great day, didnt even address poogate
>>218722032cringe and unfunny they say its ore covid humor and outdated
FINALLY cards against humanity
Cards against humanity, OMG this is about to get problematic.Clippers get ready. Your payday is coming.
>>218722039Josie was so fucking evil for this holy shit
>>218722041Because literally only autists care and legit think the show is ruined now
wow 3rd night of drinking and vibe repairs god damn what the fuck dude
the government won't pay for free healthcare, they're sure as hell not gonna pay for adobe.
>>218722025nah. i feel that way too. she's just cool like that. josiegooners are weird man
>>218721400>The only time Vance ever wonVance is still tilted by Letty 3 years later, what a KWAB. Everyone knows she is just goofing around and retards still take her seriously.
TOO HOT FOR YOUTUBE
>>218722071"Content juice"
>>218721726>>218721753>>218721752And now everyone's over the fake poop bit? The content today was really landon getting salty about eating new food? Damn
>>218722022they know every possible outcome. the meta of this show is so overplayed
>>218721943I have one for Kino Casino
im finally realizing all the astroturfing thats happening on this thread, its never been so over.actually, thank you jet, for fucking this up and listening to bam about his retarded boomer poop joke and freeing me from this trash, i might actually go outside now
>>218722052STOP GIVING THE WIGGERS THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBTIT'S BEEN 5 FUCKING SEASONS OF THIS
>>218721974What I said implies the poop was fake.I'm saying Letty's asshole will make real poopand sending her in to the tank will result in real poop inside the tank.Shouldn't have to explain this.
>>218722076why do you talk like that?
Hey production text letty her login detailsHey production text letty her login detailsHey production text letty her login detailsHey production text letty her login details
When do the ball brothers show up
if you're gonna let them play this game, turn the fucking tts off so we can at least hear what they're saying
>>218722076I doubt that either one think of eachother
>>218722085they are putting in work tonight kek ( moreso than the usual )
>>218722097Very soon!
>>218722052yeah it's obvious he didn't know. I hate the faggot but there's no reason to be gay about pretending he knew about it
I can't scroll my twitter without seeing clips. My timeline is filled to the brim with these clips from all the crazy moments of today.
>>218722071Not even the "get them drunk for content" plan is working anymore. They don't do anything, except Vicky, who is cringe.
>>218722060literally ALL he had to do was address poop gate, how can a man throw this hard
>>218722103u are not tuff bro
>>218722087>real poopWatch the clip poop isn't real it's just some chick with beans.
>>218722052>I actually don't think jet knew about the fake poop bit,He literally told Head while laughing that he was totally cool with it. If he didn't know about it, he should have shut it the fuck down instantly. Pull Head, chew out Drake and Anissa. He didn't, because he fucking knew about it, he just didn't think it would be that big of a deal because he's a wigger retard looking for a viral clip instead of the honesty the show was supposed to be built around.
>season 5 is so stale the threads aren't even getting baked at img limit anymoresad to see it... guess i'll go watch invincible instead...
>>218722119why dont they just do drunk shithead already or sleepover challenge
>>218722075idk about cool but yeah I agree. the split in the fandom ruined that season and basically every one after it because everybody assumes you're simping
they BETRAYED the audience...
>>218722125word?
>>218722131retard>>218721749
>>218722128Do you have down syndrome?
>>218722075>josiegooners are weird It was just a phase man
guy who is personally offended by a fake poop prank
>>218722035Yes it is a retarded strategy. They haven't left the room to even collect anything, they have 90% decoy 10% plant. Meanwhile everyone else has 60+ pounds of rules-lawyered plant materials.
>>218722130He told him he could shit his pants not fake it
guy who can't read
>>218722158You're the one who still believes in poop even after seeing the evidence.
guy who never had a zagnut
>>218722022lowkey neptunian screencap
guy who never made a girl nut
>>218722205see>>218722196
>>218722194In a "wink wink nudge nudge" type way, sure. Same way Bam was talking about the shit shoe, we were dumb to believe that too. Head said that he asked production about that TWICE and they gave him the okay.Why would Jet be totally cool with that on fucking day 3? It didn't add up then, and it's not adding up now, wigger.
>>218722149custer
>>218722242>I've seen real poopSure little bro, just ignore the chick with the beans.
>>218722317Now you are playing dumb because you don't wanna admit you can't read
>>218722105Letty was watching Season 5 on day 1 and she was gonna DM Vance and say hello and that it was good to see him on the show again only to find that Vance blocked her on instagram like a kwab. Letty literally has a better relationship with all of the Season 2 fish and S4 fish than she does her debut season lol
>>218722342The joke was that I don't believe poop exists at all now and that all poop is some kind of magic mexican chick who shoves beans up your butt.
>>218721951Was a bit then is still a bit now. He cried when head was fucking with him cause he couldn't ask him to fuck off without breaking character. Hes not the only one fake and gay, I think they told them to put on a character and that all the other fish are real contestants.
99% of people who drink beer like drinking beer
>>218722855100% of people who drink beer also drink water
>>218721798what stream was this
>>218724405this was the slumber party event that kimmee (ice posedon's gf) put on a month or two ago in Austin. Mizzy was there too.
