Fake poop>/ftl/ NEWS-- The twins are Indians-- Bashir attacked the last plant, Emma got mad, Bashir said to her "are you on your period?" -- The plant survived-- James Drake's job today, Actor: depressed; he already convinced Bashir and JD he's actually depressed.-- Only Emma's (?) plant remain-- Elimination on Saturday-- Bashir destroyed the twins' plant while the others were distracted by male strippers.-- Vicky milked JD-- Vicky and Bashir had a kratom related fight-- Vicky is being gaslit by the TTS into thinking "kratom mogging" and "the kratom mog dance" is cool-- Twins were rewarded immunity for being top stox-- Head says he's not going to play with Emma's bean>Links:https://fishtank.rip/ (PPV)https://www.fishtank.live/https://classic.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videosprev: >>218716922
the final 2
It can all be over with a few mixtures of household products Jet.
THIS ONE WAS FIRST>>218719453>>218719453>>218719453
>>218719460new freeloader
really fell off after night 2. it's full on jet friendship simulator now they barely even act like it's a contest
THIS THREAD WAS FIRST>>218719460>>218719460>>218719460
Bongo just bonked
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Once this thread is revived, please watch the clips about the poop. it was melted peanut butter or zagnut whatever the fuck that is. also the reason the made James clean it up instead of Landon because James was in on it.
Fix your shit niggers
UNC W
zagnut
Just tuned in. How had today been?>Vicky is being gaslit by the TTS into thinking "kratom mogging" and "the kratom mog dance" is coolKek wtf
go look at what bam's middle name is
>>218719545This is why we should bring back the bake at 100 images rule
https://strawpoll.com/eNg6vbLQLgA
ATTENTION TO THOSE WHO ARE JUST ARRIVING HOME FROM WORKJet CRASHES OUT on Head for throwing shit at him! https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773965634754576.mp4Head shits himself and tracks it all through the house! https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773843310327187.mp4
boring like season 4
He broke the internet.
>>218720255Terrible, the show has been exposed for being fake and gay.
uh oh the twins found a box cutter
>>218720256
>>218720250
>>218720255Things have devolved to fake poop to try and gain viewers
>>218720255Its all fake. She doesnt believe that shes only acting.The poop was never real
>>218720255she already was all this morning. she was unironically dancing like a retard thinking she mogged the tank and is doing the best of any fish in history because she dumped some cups of water and kratom on people.today has sucked ass though
am I the only person who thinks Jet wanting to be kick affiliated is the death of fishtank as we know it? we're already at the borderline, this shit is beyond gay now
Ok so. I’m getting a bit worried. Every day is becomes obvious that this is not that great. Is it because Sam is gone? Because the cast actually isn’t so good?
I waited two whole hours for poop and it was fake
Something's going on here guys
>>218720268>that second clipNasty fuck. Why is he still here?
>>218720268and it was fake!
Y did he di it?
jet is in his farming for clips era (it's not working)
>>218720297yes kick is the only thing gayer than fishtank
Landon is lying. Hes had all those foods. We were such fools to believe him
>twins found a boxcutter
>>218720297Yes and jet knows that. It makes sense of the tweet before the season about the future of fishtank. Going on kick is probably their best option
Fake boxcutter
cryo would never fake a poop
BONGO IS BLEEDING
>>218720302I don't think it's the cast. It's just Jet, he's literally retarded. Sam and Frank and everyone else just makes the show more bearable.
>hey do a cool pose with the boxcutter>points it at bongo>no not like that>aims at wrists>no
>>218720306im scared
POV: You just started a war with the Boingobopper community
>>218720275huh wat u meandoes bam know
>>218720333Fake boxcutter
the twins are fake too they're not even related their names aren't even bingo and bongo they lied to y'all
FINALLY
is this the same ai gengar shirt? they havent washed them
Reminder every MTV show is fakeincluding Bam's........
How's our 4th vibe repair day in a row going ?
Twins would cut Frank Hassles neck open if they were allowed to keep it
>>218720323>TWELLDALLAS IS TWELLDALLAS
this mothercucking sitei switch to cameraman to clip the boxcutter posingits delayed by like a minutethe second jet says "both of you come in here with me" the camera skips ahead a minute and the twins are already out of the closetfuck that
>>218720356>>218720367I’m getting bladee vibes chat
so tired of seeing jet's ugly mug on my fucking screen.
>>218720333bongo can finally start killing
>>218720356>>218720367Jet trying to turn twins into Josie again
>>218720374Bam set it up. Head did a gay fake poop bit and got 2 fish to act it out with him.
>>218720387Vibe repair isnt even real
>>218720387vibes are still perpetually nuked
I am actually sad... realizing that JACKASS was probably fake as fuck too... Bam you ruined my childhood.
Jet didn't even know the poop was fake. He seemed to have a reaction of genuine disgust when Head waved his underwear around him. If he knew the poop was fake he could've done something funny by letting Head kiss the peanut butter on his lips
>>218720413the paypigs love it unfortunately
>>218720387>4 vibe repair daysWhat vibe repair days nigga ?
>>218720387They weren't even real trees, it was just a painting.
>>218720306Cole is the Christ figure of the show. He came to save fishtank not condemn it!
>>218720367
I hope they let the twins stay like Trish if they get kicked, the other fish giving them random tasks to do is kino
>>218720413he literally always self inserts himself somehow into the show, and every season he says "hey ill try less of me" and never does
>fooled /tv/ with his fake poop stuntare we as stupid as bingo and bongo?
>>218720423trvke
Insider hereLandon in fact has had a strawberry before.
>>218720423Content will always be king over truth
Bongo just farted
the port a potty slingshot was fake…
>>218719460cole was kicked btw
zagnuts ruined my life
>>218720378I just don’t think anything will top s3 I was there telling the town council meeting in s2And s3 people were peak This just….. not too good. There’s no hook like there was in other seasons
>>218720356Hard
autists like them brapping inappropriately is actually very common, huge downside to dating them
>>218720445dumber than them but smarter than vicky
>>218720256Someone send a TTS and tell him that he's acting like Cole
Emma's doing things!
>>218720436bot accounts
vicky kinda cranky right now
>>218720452This. He worked in a smoothie shop he used to pop them all day same with blueberries
>>218720411i knew you would got excited because you had a thought they would cut themselves you sick fuck
Here's the clip of Bongo accidentally slicing herself with the boxcutter.https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773969481995513.mp4
i think its neat that bingobongo and josie live in the same area, they would probably be good friends and they could stream together
>>218720297fishtank was on kick before
>tfw you have been worked by the wiggers and they are all pretending to be incompetent
>>218720336>>218720313I'll wait for you there like a stoneI'll wait for you there alone, alone
of course he's sleeping again
>>218720445I was at my JOB when it happened so when i got here everyone was talking about it being fake. were people fooled? from what i gathered it sounded like everyone called it out immediately.
>>218720505nobody cares you autistic faggot
>>218720481i used to fuck an autisitic readhead girl with big tits that would fart when we had sex and would say "ohh i'm gonna fart"
>>218720458>>218720481Clip
>>218720508i want to swallow a shotgun barrel
>>218720498that's too gruesome... wtf, post that on /gif/. not /wsg/ appropriate.
>>218720517He’s just acting out how this season is going.
my favorite part of fishtank every season is when something happens and the threads devolve into IT’S SO OVER until the next day when everybody moves on and keeps watching
post yfw this season
HES DOING THE GIMME ONE BACK SCAM
>>218720508>It's been a solid, solid product this whole time without my knowledge
literally how are they going to recover the vibes from fake poop? >fake poop>fish acting like the poop was real, even anissa commenting recently "oh myy goood it smelled sooo bad!">fake poopthe authenticity of this entire season is in question fake AND gay
The only way the show is salvageable now is if people start putting real shit in their bags. Everyone in the house is nontent though so it won't happen.
>>218720333Where did they get it?
>>218720507If they ever do full on boomertank, they should restream in facebook
>>218720517he won
Charity's laugh was fuckin' fake, man.
>>218720531You fucking Pussy >>218720498Post more
The Fake Beer was realer than The Fake Poop
>>218720508;)
>>218720505each contestant should get late game perks/buffs, the twins perk should be that they just get josie on the show and she could be the bango and they could operate as triplets
Head rules. Genuinely a good freeloader.
>and for my next trick I'll mix a melted candy bar with stinky fart spray and tell everyone to pretend its feces>watch how everyone loses theirs MINDS!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!#damaged #my sick twisted life
>>218720507as a restream, not a focus to promote
>>218720517a warrior needs his rest
>>218720520seemed real from the fish reactions since multiple people were in on it. but the clip of him 'shitting' made it obvious that it was fake.
https://x.com/jetneptune_/status/2034800272371798354
>>218720547how was it fake?
>>218720547So wait you are saying that the show has been scripted the whole time??
Jet Neptune scammed me
>>218720562this bitch was so overlyenthusiastic only to have a schizo meltdown in less than 48 hours and dip
They thought a MTV nigga was gonna make real content in S5 lmao
The big twist for season 5 will be that everyone was an actor and the prank was on the audience all along also no season 6 or bloodgames 2
*SWOOPS IN*
Go look at what James drake’s surname is…
>>218720580humiliation ritual
>>218720581
I can't believe Jet Neptune would lie to me.
>>218720608this is so FUCKING RETARDED
>>218720580thanks daddy ice
If I was Landon getting invaded with so many new foods to try out unasked, I'd never eat anything that's not a tendie or cheesy fries once I'm home until the end of my life
>>218720580Ice sounding more coherent and knowledgeable than Jet. My fucking sides
>>218720580can't believe hes bowing down to washed ice......
Bam died in 2017. This "Bam" is just an indian controlling a robot.
>>218720597bam margera has so much cte and brain damage from injuries and substance abuse, he couldnt even conjure a challenge if they asked him to
>>218720580We Cx now
>>218720517He was up all night fighting the hambeast
>>218720580Kneel to the king Jet Andy
>>218720608they got me.. they really got me...
>>218720604
>>218720571>fake poop
Whos ready for jet cam gambling streams during fishtank on kick dot com?
>>218720275No it's not -- head was tasked with keeping the audience entertained in the hot tub
Wait jet actually fucked contestants? I thought it was a schizo theory
>>218720580will jet bite the bullet and bring Cx streamers on? seems inevitable
Can he save the show?
fake poop = youtubereal poop = kick
>>218720547>he still doesn't realize that the audience are the real fish who get fucked withit's been 5 seasons, figure it out
Does Jet know he has to promote and integrate Kick's online gambling features on Fishtank if he gets a deal right?
Season 2 was what fishtank was and I is and will always be season 2 chads vindicated
>>218720608REAL poo needs to happen tonight or we walk
>>218719558famous house but with well known public figures
>>218720604COLEman?the fuck is going on
>>218720658jet has fucked at least 1/5 fishgirls
>>218720302Why do you keep making these posts, Mints?
Dude the poor twins are eyeing jd's ice cream so bad lmaooo
Okay so since this shit is scripted why wouldn't I just watch Big Brother at this point?
>>218720659SSJ would save this show.
So, its pretty much guys vs girlsIf the guys get the bullet, who's getting kicked? And for the girls?
>>218720630>Finally goes out of his comfort zone to try new stuff >Some old boomer sticks his fingers in his mouthHe's never gonna trust again
>>218720658No thats fake too. They only pretended to eat jet's asshole
ICE WONICE WONICE WONICE WON
They deleted all the swatting footage from the season 1 archive at some point :(
>>218720604What does all this mean
>>218720658He faked it to make people think he has sex.
>>218720671They can integrate it into the show easily. Win a challenge for a plinko run kek
>>218720418the cute retard with bangs is to fishtank fans, as kratom is to vicky. It's unbeatable gimmick that they eat up all day with no thought.
>>218720659i hope so, even though hes not existent anymore murat would be my biggest want for fishtank
>>218720604everywhere i go, i see his face...
wha if they send in nick fentes and richard sencewr
>>218720658the only pussy he's ever gotten is from drugging and manipulating fishtank contestants
>>218720580remember when jet said "I dont want to be associated with IP2 or those kiwifarms freaks"?(IP is still IP2 dont @ me)
>>218720658josie, letty, abi, claire, ellie
you guys got tricked by anissa and you’re just butt hurt about it
>>218720695someone please post the webm, it unironically wrecks my shit every time
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773969916471158.webm
How are the twins performative? bitter ass faggots
This poop fake was almost as bad as the airsoft fatty prostitute interaction in Season one... Oh wait, nevermind, that was actually kind of kino
JD isn't even a real vibe nuke. He's actually really cool on real life. This fag act is all fake
>>218720811doom posters RISE up
>>218720671
>>218720710Unironically, not a bad idea. Win challenges, get to gamble. Keep winnings.
>>218720703
>>218720378KEKImagine Alex B’s realisation that Jeremy Gold wasn’t a real name but Jet Neptune is
>>218720664what's the context of this?
>>218720694guys = vickygirls = bashirmost likely unanimously
>>218720741He's been really chill with the twins and it's been winning me over
>>218720695>>218720732It was a fake finger
were the strawberries fake too?
>>218720695
>>218720759He was charged with 1 count of being too based
Can we eliminate jet
>All the paypiggies think the poop was real stillYeah this is our new future isn't it? fake reality TV like all of Bams TV shows, wonder how much fake stuff was on Viva la bam
Does Jet know you can’t say nigger faggot or show nudity/ fights on kick? You know, everything that makes fishtank?
James Drake
>>218720520>at your Jobe
>>218720703anybody have the edit of the cops coming up and switching between that and fatty going on a rampage? that shit cracked me up
>>218720773God, not the key lime pie
>>218720752his real name is jet goodson though
>>218720759Drake got a DUI after getting cucked by his ex wife and deciding not to jump off a mountain
>>218720387Vibes still nuked, we're going to need at least 30 days before it's fully repaired
>>218720630thats one of the reasons picky eaters are the way they are, because for some reason some people get incredibly buthurt u dont like a lot of foods
>Create financial incentive for editors to clip the show paying for views above 10k>Make the show so dogshit that it's impossible to clip anything worthy of getting views so you never have to pay out anythingSam Hyde's Rhode Island School of Business
this show really sucks without his presence. bam is just a retard that does whatever jet wants and doesn't even really understand the show beyond the surface level. name one funny thing bam has done so far besides screenshots of his bloated retard face?
On a scale of "Rain Deer do the stanky leg" to "forcing the cast to go to bed for a production party at the bar" where does "poopgate" fall?
>>218720658it’s a theory tht jet plays into bc he dsnt care about reputation
>>218720773Real strawberries, but landon eats them all the time back home>>218720744Fake challenge. Theres metal in the plant matter
What's funny is the the Cx viewers are broke and are not the people jet wants to watching. If you watch any cx streamers its just KCIP bot farms only a handful of them actually have people that spend money thats more the $1 tts. The fish tank audience is not normal with how much money gets spent.
>>218720780Clav says nigger faggot every stream?
STARFRUIT
>>218720548>I Saw The TV Glow
>>218720744>ENTITY SPOTTED
>sam stops hosting>jet immediately has to resort to faking content to say relevantIt's time to apologize.
>>218720797no timeline and no tension without sam. its ogre
OMG HEAD IS FEEDING LANDON STRAWBERRIES LMAO!!!!!!!BESTSEASONEVER
>>218720790>Last name is Goodson>Isn't a good son
>>218720797him sitting on his laptop and working out and putting his morals into the show is so so missed
>>218720794it's an evolutionary disgust response to a weak person who would have died in the wild
>>218720804Worse than 9/11.
>GREEN OLIVES
What insane Sam-tier humiliation ritual would you force them to do?
>>218720810Clav is a cia protected asset. Cx streamers constantly get banned for all that
>>218720797Shalom Sam. Hows you're gay political grift going?
>>218720821yep, insane. all the fish know too, literally everyone is depressed as fuck right now.
>>218720804This is the worst thing they've ever done by a solid mile. Complete wigger death.
>>218720837Sam has Thiel connections too
>HE HASNT EATEN FAKE POOP?
>>218720695his name's not even bam it's brandon his middle name's cole apparently that guy was on a different season he got kicked but they said he walked
>>218720761How is it looking right now? Who's more likely to win?
>>218720797>He got filtered by poop and mild amusement at people not eating certain foods
>>218720829Disingenuous post and poster
>>218720644Scott Sullivan if he cool
, the kratom is fake
>>218720797Strawberries and zagnut is pretty funny
The only person who can save this dogshit
>>218720821I'm starting to think this is why Sam walked away, i bet Jet tried to fake stuff in S3 onwards and Sam didn't hence why he was so pissed on S4 and finally quit.
bongo straight groovin in the kitchen rn
what are the bags for?
>>218720804Those made me angry at the wiggers.This just made me depressed like when i learned santa wasn't real. I feel empty
>>218720829>does that in one time>instantly breaks wokefagsyou lost
They should do the human centipede challenge again. Bingo in front, Bongo in back
>>218720866ain't no way
>>218720844>>218720833>>218720821the fact that S2 was literally hell house and they had these niggas puking on each other, literal SHIT water overflowing everywhere, making them crawl in shit, chickens in the house, crickets + milk on Tayleigh's head, plus the dirt and filth and AirsoftFatty, I kinda miss poop hell house. This shit sucks.
>>218720821jet is big fake PHONEY
Sematary & Ghost Mountain - Grave House
>>218720833
they need to get a couple of these since apparently luca is the only wigger who can hold a camera steady
fake poop confirmed by jet on twitter
>>218720694How do the guys lose this? Its 4v3 and the males can just lift more weight in general.
>>218720865Jon could breath the whole time
>>218720797i'll take fat bam laughing over sam's insecure need to dominate everyone and breaking character in every bit to pretend he's above it allthe show sucks, always has, never been a hell house, every day is a new wigger scam, it will only get worse never better
>>218720891someone call Don Shipley and report him
>>218720898Kill this fat fucking nigger with hammers.
>>218720886@jet make it happen
>>218720875sam rigged the entire s1 ending and was feeding letty lines in the basement so that we could get the good vs bad ending
>GRIFTER GRIFTER SAM IS A GRIFTER CAUSE HE HATES WOKE>WHAT? THAT FISHTANNK GIRL DATED A NON WHITE? AIIIEE FUCK HER FUCK HER I HATE THAT PICK MEwhich one is it faggots
>>218720860hard to tell but I think emma has two big bags. the guys each have a giant bag they're hefting around so yeah no telling. if any of these retards were smart they'd pool together to get out one person they don't like but you know how it goes
>MINTS POST ABOUT THE LAPTOP AGAIN THEY ARE SAM POSTING AGAIN
IS THERE A SINGLE REAL AUTHENTIC THING IN THIS FUCKING SEASON?jet has ruined this show
>>218720881They're for shitting in
>>218720797calling head a welfare faggot was funny
>>218720882its never been so over for fishtank, wonder what else in the past has been fake too
>>218720804It's genuinely terrible because it's not a "fuck up" or mistake like those other two. It's just straight up fake content to try and go viral haha heckin bam's show is mad wild bruhCouldn't even do real pooptankPathetic
>>218720859man I need to find the first person who made this type of alex joke in the archive, it was one of the funniest posts Ive ever read
the only way to repair this poopgate fuckup is if head takes a huge fat stinky shit in the cell and walks out
>>218720790Unleash Jet Badson
This season has gotten ZERO traction on social media and that makes Jet upset
Vibes status?
>>218720887They both liked Josie best, and Bongo liked Jimmy.Jimmy will probably have a threesome with them after this is over.
new theory it's reverse famous house all kayfabe even the audition streams were part of the theater they had planted auditions the cast was picked in december isn't it weird we know next to nothing about basically all these fish? they're by far the most mysterious cast, hidden socials and shit. yeah whatever anissa has an onlyfans but who the fuck even IS jd can you name some facts about emma's life go ahead and show me proof of anything bashir claims pussy yeah i don't think so. why is this cast so undoxxable
These niggers have no chemistry together. Dead tank.
>>218720797gorilla nest challenge status?
Bam = fake host with fake poopJet you said you wanted to be transparent this season.
>>218720919The boys have already discussed doing this lol
>>218720907holy copeimagine whinning about e-daddies when you worship your own washed up one
How have we went from c diff poop to fake poop
>>218720881changed most leaves to most plant matter collected
Admit itYou miss the palpable fear of the contestants every time he walked into the house
>>218720923We should have seen this coming a day or two back when Bam gave Head the green light to shit in someone's shoe. Of course it's all fucking fake and gay now, dumb wigger.
>>218720937Fake.
>>218720821It's a shame Jet is doing fake and gay content
>>218720828Achievable natty?
>>218720881The new challenge is who has the most tree matter since all the trees are dead now
The one bad thing about people constantly shitting on Jet/the show is now at times like this when its really deserved people are sort of numb to it but this might really kill the show, you literally just gave up the single biggest hook the show has for a fucking poop prank
>>218720913*breathes on you*
>>218720940We don't know anything because no one gives a shit anymore
>>218720959Yeah
Sam could have a way bigger legacy if he dedicated his entire energy and most of his resources into fishtank, rather than that shitty chud show
>>218720885>you WILL watch my gay show and you WILL laugh or ill spit on the ground more and look bored
>>218720940>anissa has an onlyfansThat has to be intentional
Does anyone else take a really big poop in the toilet and then poke it with a stick lol anyways thats it from me hope you guys liked this see you next time
>>218720955you can see the exact moment she dissociates. terrifying
>heh...haha....heh
>>218720797The way he would've handled the Charity thing would've been funny
and this is the damage control you expect us to believe? fucking retard
i believe him desu
>>218720912This bitch looked different in every single photo and video.
>>218720832>DEWD ITS CALLED A CASHEW HAAAAHAAHAHEEEHAHA>ITS A NUT AAAAHHAHAHAEHEHE
Jimmy was never molested by mormons, its all a bit and he is pretending to be retarded
>>218720968>You collected the elimination tree debris
>>218720833Puke in each other's mouths
>>218720893Hardest image of the season so far, hard to top
>>218720989why does fishtank always end like this
Why does Jet refuse to just re-do the golden formula that was Famous House? He's desperate enough to shatter any trust the audience has in the show but not just redo famous house?
>>218720977>>you WILL watch my gay showyeah, id rather watch jet's show where he invites gay strippers
>>218720989>>218720991I've never felt so betrayed in my life.
>>218720981Based poop monster
I do not care if the poop was fakeEveryone forget about the Letty passport bit
>Poll on youtube is 58% noKek
>>218720881they changed the challenge to collect the most plant matter or whatever, then they dumped a bunch of leafs and logs for the guys to pickup, because they are too weak to compete against the women
>>218720989>>218720991>this weak ass damage control c'mon mannnnn
>>218720947Seeing Nick breathe so heavily in shock was the prime indicator that this actually wasn't scripted and Sam actually raged out here
>>218720940Ever since famous house, people think they are getting more and more elaborate with ideas. When in reality, they have just regressed to pure slop clip farming content.
>>218720886mean spirited and bad for the knees
>>218720931do it and post it here that shit was so funny
>>218720995she is a foot slut she would milk your cock and balls with her feet. She is a freak nigga.
>>218720989>>218720991I refuse to believe this
>>218720986who tf is he
>>218720991>>218720989Ben needs to come up and get really angry at Head for this>i thought you were cool, i shook your hand!
I missed the fake poop shit. The vibes don't seem any different to me than other days though. They're all just sitting around talking with SFX spam in the background. Same old shit.
>>218721007Because he got jealous of Jet and Sam making content.
>the wiggers didnt know it was fake poopthen why did they do it? literally everyone in the tub would know it was fake poop, why did they stage fake poop?
>>218720991in a world of lies, you'd go insane if you didn't at least believe some
>EU timezone goes to sleep>/ftl/ threads become full of hellhouse/S2 fans who want the contestants to be intimidated and abusedThis happens every time, start paying attention to it
How the fuck do the twins keep dissappearing
>>218720989>>218720991I believe him
>>218720986>*shakes the camera around like hes in a fucking tornado*
>Washed up MTV star host fakes poop with former boomer friend to clipfarm on twitter to go viral that was setup for 6 hoursSEASON DEAD ON ARRIVAL
>>218720940I think this is just pure cope. The wiggers aren't smart enough, and most of these fish aren't good enough actors to pull it off.They turned the show into fake dogshit, and I feel bad for the fish who weren't in on it.
>>218720969jet, shut the fuck up
I always find it confusing when people rate season 1 lowThe novelty and uniqueness alone at the time made it good let alone the actual highlightsIm convinced it's newfags who watched a few clips
>>218720940this reads like this>>218720859
>>218720940people have already found Bashir's university retard
>>218720989>>218720991Yeah, this season's fucking cooked. It's over.
>>218720989>>218720991Fishtank....is fake!?
>>218721039It was a head and anisa and bam bit. Drake played along because he is a pro actor.
When are all of you going to admit this is the worst the shows ever been and the future of fishtank is in jeopardy?
We need>HOT DOG EATING>MILK CHUGGING>CHAIN SMOKING>FORCED EXERCISE RIGHT FUCKING NOW
we literally just need a hot girl freeloader and the show is saved
>>218720969>vidreldead wife flashback aesthetic
what do the stripes mean and why aren't they voting out sibble
>>218720989>>218720991Fucking lying little snake faggot, he gave him the go ahead to "poop" hours earlier. Blocked all TTS to keep his fucking house of cards afloat for another day.
>>218721066Ok but WHY did they do it other than to make "content" for clipfarmers?
This is my only comfort left in the show, zoning out the ramblings of women and listening to the sounds of the rainforest.
>>218721071Unironically yes you fucking moron
>>218721042friendtank is for fags and eurosissies.
>>218721057
>>218721070its already over, that shit just sealed the casket
>>218720991who is beans
>>218720969
>>218721033this unironically but they wont do it because they dont want to encourage unironic poop tank. a thin, fine line they are walking on. i do believe that prod didn't know it was fake but damn poopgate nuked the vibes..
>>218721039So the fish are fucking with the wiggers, are people here are mad?
>>218721039>why would they stage fake poop?the same reason head told everyone he was gonna "shit" in there anyway, he's retarded
>>218721071All better than fake poop
>>218721074last part crazy
>>218720950I thought they were doing that at first, bashir definitely was because I saw him dump his bag into james drake. they need to collude with two bags between two guys and agree to vote one girl out. if they were smart
>>218721071>ITS MY FUCKING SHOW>BRING FAKE COPS WITH FAKE POOP NOW
>GUYS CLIP FARM PLEASE >PLEASE BRO>HAHA HEY MY FANS THIS IS SO WACKY. PLZ REPLY Is jet feeling the pressure yet?How long until the whippets come out to alleviate it
>>218721092beans died for this
>>218720991why are all the fish saying it stunk like shit
fire Jet and hire Johnnie Neptune Sam
>>218720940i had this cope a couple of days ago as well. sadly it's just cope
>>218721052>metokur hat#WEARECHARLIEKIRK>#WEARECHARLIEKIRKKEEP THAT 666 TTS O U T
fishtank started falling off when they introduced the famous house 2 cast... they brought some sort of evil spirit energy to the show and it hasnt recovered yet
>>218721082>i now rememebr burt calling simbal sibblelol
>>218721085Poop tubFind a tub, "poop" in it.Its falled poop tub
>5 days in>nothing has happened that wasn't fake
>>218721074HALEY GANG WOOOO
>>218721070It died with the fake poo. I'll remember this day forever
>>218721071All of this is preferable to literal fake content. You fucked up bad with this one, Jet.
fake poop fucked the show up, put head in the doghouse or something
Remember when they brought in gay strippers for like 20 minutes?
>>218721115only head and drake who were in on it said that
the poopgate situation is cray yall
>>218720959I hate sam but yeah i do miss it for sure
sexy
>>218720940Bashir's dad Wikipedia:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omar_ImadyBashir's mom's article mentioning him:https://joshualandis.com/blog/elaine-imady-a-damascus-life-walking-a-tightrope-how-a-multi-cultural-family-can-thrive/
Maybe Sam wasn’t so bad
>>218721115Because they're all retards who are in on it. Whole house of fake faggots who want to lie to the audience to go "viral".
>>218721115Only head was saying that.
Sylvia was a better contestant than anyone on the show right now. Mauro is as well.
>The twins are fake. They aren't actually twins. They arent even related.
>>218720959this desu
>>218721138and bongo got really horny
today was nontent>landon ate cashews for the first time>fake poop
>>218721144sexy stupid slut
>>218721074>fair competation>>218721147Jets head would be shaved right now if he witnessed this fake nonsense
>>218721033they're too retarded to do anything this funny
WE NEED A BURNOUT ALOHOLIC! GET ONE ON RIGHT NOW, FREDDY OR ONLYUSEMEBLADE JESUS CHRIST FUCKING ANYBODY
>>218721151anissa definitely said it
>>218721115Have you watched Jet in control of his first season?
Remember today, fake poop killed the show.
>>218721127 >signal>cymbal>sibble
>>218721052
They're just molesting Landon at this point
everyone knows the real show starts at 10pm you faggots better get ready because tonight is gonna be litty
why are so many woke people in 4chan if theyre just gonna get offended?you have twitter and bluesky
>>218720959He's a washed up has-been that got bogged by an even more washed up has-been (bam)
>>218721144her irish/british genes really shine through when you see her full figure
>>218721165This season is washedEven more washed than s2
head is my favorite
sooooo....when is the content happening again?
A BIG PUZZLE AND A LONG BOOK
cant wait for ellie to accuse jet of grooming and then (rightly so) get called a whore by the mde fanbase3 years till it happens. mark my wordsand ellie/abo/whatever actual whore is jealous i hope you stay that way. fatherless cunts
THE FAKE POOP BIT FAILED TO TREND ON TWITTER NOW HES BEGGING FOR KICK MONEY FROM ICEDEAD SEASON
holy fuck this guy is insufferable
HIS NAME AINT EVEN BAM YALL ITS BRANDON
>>218721149this but every season and off season
>>218721033meh the fake angry ben bit doesn't work anymore
>>218721180she looks very cute in that cosplay
>>218721039fish fucking with wiggers and audience is funny
>>218721165the new world bit was good especially paired with bamposting ngl
>>218721161this didn't happen
>>218720885But he did that every time he showed up
From a poop show back to a gay show
bingo and bongo are the most typical fishtank fan girl archetype you could think of. i think the theme is just giving some contestants funny names
Head went from sorta decent tier to complete gutter tier with this fake shit stunt
>>218721179he wasnt the bad guy after all
finger
SKIBIDI BIDEN
>>218721189Head is fake and poop
>>218721183What happened last night after 10?
this is like the fake shinji aids test that they got trending
>>218721180You now remember Josie crying on stream because a couple of kids said she runs like a retard
Suit up faggots, its going to be ball brothers time soon.
>>218721197i agree, landon is insufferable. hes a fucking faggot
>>218721092if I still had my season 1 folder I could show you
>>218721224the great kratom mogging
artist guys what do we memorize here
Vicky and Emma have been bonding so much today
>>218721033this season they didnt even pretend to get nonfans. why the fuck are you so retarded that you think thatd be funny or interesting?
>>218721156all the filters he puts on is hilarious
>>218721230no this fat old cunt
Fake finger bit is lame. Landon can see
>>218720955seeing s1 screencaps during s5
>>218721214Unreal he's even still in the house at this point. But of course he is, Jet was in on it the whole time and thought it'd be "epic".
head has lost all aura
>>218721239Coalburners stick together!
I turned this gay shit off. What’s everyone’s favorite moment from the past seasons?
What's even the end goal of trying to get twitter farm engagement if the show fucking sucks dick?
Guys clip this shit up and make it go viral on twitter. The mega famous celebrity host we have had his friend #poop live on the show. Let's make this go viral.
>>218721234sams not hear so artist guy posting is dead
>>218721226that was a sad day
>>218721226kek I remember that
boomer "humor"
>>218721234
>>218721226That was more hate than what she ever got in the tank
>>218721230>Trying to make landon haters look like pedosEpic false flag sis
>>218721249he can still recover with shit shoe
remember fishtank
handheld camera ruins the aura of the show
>>218720969Vicky looks prettier without makeup on
>>218721230seeing azu-cat reminds me of komeiji.... I wonder how hes doing.
>>218721252Get enough and you'll hook some
>>218721226Kek did she? I don't remember that. I only remember her crying after winning the competition vs Vance where they walked around for like 8 hours and Josie thought she cheated to win because Vance slipped.
It's so over, again.
>>218721251Anything with Cole.
>>218721251The reckoning of Alex B
Landon is a fucking faggot, hes leaving next
nobody cares about fishtank anymore
>tfw can't get "SCRUB A DUB DUB BOY, CLEAN IT UP" out of my head.
>>218721266this was a dog shit time for season 2
>>218721207yesshe kept saying >is it hot in here?and slapped their asses a few times
>Jet begging for a Kick deal from Ice Poseidonlmaoooo patheticall roads lead back to IceYou should have went to Kick 2 fucking seasons ago you retards instead you multi-streamed on youtube like the out of touch morons you are
>>218721180>Hackfressetitten
>>218721234Holy shit this moment was so epic. Make a #Clip of it and get paid!
>>218721200keep this going I keep posting it and it needs to continue
fuck it, sarah shut this shit down NOW
>>218721277
>>218721275unironically the most kino moment in fishtank history
I'm not really surprised, but lost a lot of respect for James Drake for faking that bit just for a "viral moment"
>>218721267>heh heh heh>*breathes into mic*>*shakes camera around so you have no clue what direction youre looking*
>>218721251Alex B’s fat wife rampaging
>>218721266everyone hated this at the time
>assemble the army
i'm tired of Head fucking get him out NOW NOW NOW NOWNOWNOWNOWNOW IM SPERGING OUT I HATE THIS BOOMER FUCK
>>218721239Chud retarded incel simp here, you’re absolutely right fuck all of this other shit and vacate the threads leave me with my /wpop/ frens so we can rp and goon together
I will watch fishtank forever
what is the highest watched clip of the season so far and how does it compare to other seasons?
head be like pull my finger and shits his pants
alright ive seen enough. go ahead and send in jimmy, dumbgay, fatty and frank
>>218721251every time burt burted off
>>218721266honestly forgot s2 was so bad that the freeloaders basically stole all the airtime
>>218721311Boomers are not funnySimple as
Is there an elimination today? I know the twins are immune, but is there vote or something?
>>218721266WHERES THE FAKE POOP? CALL BAM NOW!
>fake spoon bitGet this fake bald faggot out of the tank!
>>218721267based and true and I'll agree every single time you post this same thing
>>218721251this>>218721275
>>218721266This was when S2 was just a shambling corpse
it's all fucking fake
ICE COLD ON HEAD RN
team real spoon
>>218721266Wonder how much this fucked up fatty
>>218721251Wild Randy tts being sent to Alex B about raping his monkeys (before Frank ruined the bit) and Summers first few days and mental break down was very entertaining.
>>218721326Sam is driving down right now to eliminate jet
>>218721323He never actually jacked off. That was all fake
>>218721267i remember during s1 when jet's instagram livestreams felt like a special treat
>>218721288Epic false flag sister. That'll teach those Landon hating CHUDS
>>218721266theres exactly one (1) fish in this video and she was already eliminated and just hanging out
Fake poop bit that took hours to setup followed by throw some stuff in a trash bag and watch a boomer try to trick an autismo. We are so back.
Rip is so fucked for me
Can a nigga bake?
>>218721320your sister trying to suck Sam's dick Jet
Imagine when Jet gets his Kick deal he will be playing gambing ads and adding stake sponsored games to season 6
send in the head assassin
>>218721334>ragebaits jimmy>ragebaits sam>throws up on the couchdelaney was so fucking based
>>218721351nigga was squeezing his balls for the prostate while stroking his shit breh
>>218721338s2 had massive stretches of pure dogshit, people just view it with rose tinted glasses because of its peaks
>>218719459>>218719459>>218719459
use >>218719459>>218719459
>>218721306He went from my favorite fish to a disingenuous faggot in 2 seconds, really impressive. All his talk of being genuine and "real" goes out the window when he gets the chance to get a viral clip for Jet!
>>218720989>>218720991THIS NIGGA SHITTIN BEANS
yesterday was kino, today fucking suckedlet's hope tommorow is betterthere needs to be some real piss and shit to repair the vibes
>>218721377And yet it was miles better than whatever the fuck this is rn
>>218721351it's true i never saw a drop of cum
>>218721251https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzvgSxRoEeI
>>218721385who gives a shit
>>218721251they will never top the season 1 finale imo, the whole cell challenge, sam acting like no one was getting paid and telling the audience he hates them, the willy wonka ending. sam's final speech where he teared up over how good letty was... it was all so fucking kino if you were there for it in real time, and it was mind blowing that they got up to like 15k viewers at the time
>>218721306He's not even a real dragon, just some guy.
>>218721397goated moment. back when ben had aura
>>218721416that was good. simmons getting kicked will forever be the peak though
Yall niggas got me laughing all day and I got my fair share of (You)s as well.We should start our own tank. We should do our own thing. WHO'S WITH ME
>>218720890jet is a faggot who is trying to make the show go mainstream. I don't blame sam for quitting. In fact I wouldn't be surprised if Jet tried to get him to quit to make the show have more mainstream appeal
>>218721311He's Gen X.
>>218721416I remember there being way more than 15k but I could be wrong
>>218720969this has to be the first person on fishtank who somehow looks better in HD
>>218721007famous house was only good because jet basically wasn't in it. You can see why jet doesn't want that.
>>218721015True s1 Sam faked a freakout at Jon for threatening to rip letty passport up for those who have forgotten
>>218721416Don't forget the first fake ending that everyone actually believed
