mints love thread edition >/ftl/ NEWS-- Bashir or Vicky are going to be eliminated -- Michael >Links:https://fishtank.rip/ (PPV)https://www.fishtank.live/https://classic.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5Previous >>218726478
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>>218728346>-- Michaelwhat did he mean by this
season 5 lost
why didn't TJ do it
They're all talking nasally to avoid smelling the room
bill ottman getting beheaded by bashir
DAILY REMINDER:BLOODGAMES > S2 > S1 > S3 > S5 > S4
>>218728346Puke all over my grandsons erect penis
What are the odds on late night happenings tonight?
Paypig's hate for jd only fuels his nuclear powers
>>218728369green michael
>>218728377we dont ever talk bad about bill ottman in this house
Why is this nigga Bashir dressed like a mix between Ra’s al Ghul and a Jedi
I'd hate to see bashir go but on the other hand vicky is easily gassed up to provide cringekingo
>>218728369Michael
CANT WAIT
>>218728369michael
>>2187283830
michael
>>218728372i wanna fuck creature so bad
>Long house vs the wizard tower Can they succeed in their quest?
>tfw no tard rez rat wife
>>218728389peace be upon him
>Now guys! *clears throat* Let's get some support. We still need another 50 Season Passes before we hit the goal. You all wanted me to buy the Balenciaga shoes and wear them on stream, so where's the support? Let's get some momentum going, folks!>Please, PLEASE, let's get some support! *claps hands* I want some TTSes, and I want some roses and plushies, right... NOW!>...>No? Nothing? Not even 5 Season Passes?>...>Guys, I guess we're not doing Season 6, then. Because YOU aren't showing up to support even though YOU ASKED ME to do Season 6 of Fishtank.
>>218728393lul
>>218728393he's cool like that
>>218728366didn't get paid because she did such a shit job award
no homo but I dunno if jet even knows this but his eyebrows look like he has a unibrow that he shaves down the middle way too thin. he needs to shave these normal parts so it looks normal and way better unless he's just trying to look retarded like with his mullet. but he would look way better but hey I'm not a fag just trying to say what's obvious that he might be oblivious of and try to help.
>>218728370>better not tell you
>>218728372>>218728405please no i already came 6 times to her today
>>218728384imagine working for pennies on the dollar like this faggot
>michealbill ottman is laying bread crumbs again
>>218728372jewdog psyops didn't work on him
bongo is so clumsy
>>218728417jet makes himself look ugly on purpose, your efforts are wasted
>>218728372Jacob is such a little twig I'm kind of amazed he could get arrested for hitting someone
>>218728372he’s scared of her scary boy friend
>>218728407>literally nothing happening>still glued to the stream
>>218728407a sleepover challenge could help the tension
haiiiiiii
kino ending to director cam. well done team
There is simply no one on this season that I find entertaining to watch.
bill ottman taking an extra 15 minutes to leave for work because he misplaced his beanie
gimme a message to try and snap bashir's retarded ass out of this. ramadan's about to end and his power level is about to be revealed
>>218728411>I really need that money. I really really do.
>>218728407i fully believe
>>218728420mocking 8ball is worst then death
the twins should each have their own sepereate stox
night night niggas
>>218728445hi
>>218728411>none of you on kick answered me >PLEASE help me get on kick
>>218728454I'm watching the twins sorry
>>218728433>makes himself look ugly on purposeand yet he still goes to the trouble of turning his unibrow into normal browsinterestingit's almost like it's all a cope
>>218728384>JD and James Drake are not the same person
Never forget they spent 5 hours trying to get a viral clip of fake poop
>>218728451so then dont watch?
>>218728370will wizard tower prevail?
bill ottman asking if airbags kill more people than they save
>>218728461Diabolical
>>218728460>then
bill ottman already a mile away from home but turning around because he forgot to water his plant
today sucked so bad in a way its making me doom for this season
>>218728417i actually like mullet jet because he looks so retarded he fits right in on fishtank, fishtank is the retard show and jet should strive to look as goofy as possible
>>218728481ooo i like that
can we turn off the ambient jungle noises? fuck man
bill ottman will make season 5 go #viral
>>218728493it got better in the night
>>218728464goodnight anon, sleep good
This season sucks. It's the same vibe as that shitty period in season 1 between Jon leaving and Fatty showing up.
I finally figured it outJosie has the tumblr type of autism while the twins have the deviantart type of autism
>>218728476I really didn't notice this until yesterday. I'm not doing a bit, I'm not joking. I thought they were the same person because of how much of a fucking slog this cast is. Nobody is noteworthy enough to pay attention to for long enough to even learn what their name is. It's pathetic. Thank god we have Bingo and Bongo, otherwise this shitshoe would be done and in the gutter. Imagine watching this with Tarini in their place kek
>>218728507it always does
>>218728454To be honest, the best thing for him to do tonight is nothing and let Vicky get drunk and fuck up. If they break the truce, Drake will finally have to man up or he will be revealed as just a cuck. Drake is the biggest weight right now because he has no idea what fucking show hes on.
>>218728498no
>>218728507what even happened? its been nontent
>>218728514What is the difference between the two, and why is the deviantart type of autism far more appealing?
bashir announces that its between emma and vicky
>>218728498nah it's immersive and comfy
I sent a tts about emma having to be taken out first but JD instantly became a real faggot who "wants her to stay here because I like her being catty" actual true faggot holy shit
>>218728514aka: cutesy faux-autism vs. legitimate autism
>>218728514you have the reddit autism
bill ottman googling lucid dreaming techniques before deciding that sounds like too much work
>>218728542the real faggot is you for giving money to the wiggers
i have to wake up for work in four hours. please pray for bashir, brothers. goodnight.
jet is the real star and the camera man should just follow him around
>>218728533Emma vs bashirbongo being mad at Emmajet showing pornBen running fastbongo crying twice
I tried really hard to keep bashir around and JD's dumb fucking ass is trying his hardest to be a faggot cuck of course
Why don't the guys just bumrush in there? The girls can't stop them>4 girls / 4 guys>1 girl on each guy>2 girls on 2 guys, 2 guys free Just have one guy "negotiate" or just quickly pick the door, force it open, rush in, tear open all the bags, try to take those with plant matter inside, distribute it evenly amongst themselvesTheir most obvious advantage is their physical advantage and it would be fun to watch and they know this
>>218728550Don't make fun of my husband.Cease and desist posting now.
>>218728489>thenyou end up like Jon and die in a car crash or Bams fren Ryan Dunn
and that's where it's at
>>218728542Truth>>218728551TRVTH NVKE
i cant be the only faggot here who likes self-insert into the show and situations?
>>218728550kek that one got me
>>218728507its not going to happen again, unless vicky goes against her word. which is very possible ig
>>218728514
>>218728515I didn't know because I'm only reading the threads sometimes lawl
>vicky lucid dreams all the time naturallyI love her.......
>>218728372tj is an anti natalist and has never had sex because its degrading to women and animalistic. he believes that growing humans in artificial wombs is dehumanizing and evil to make a machine the mother of a child. tj wants human embryos that have consented to existence implanted in bonobo wombs because they are a free love species that have no wars because there really is nothing that justifies war we are all the same inside.
>>218728551you're right but I just want things to go my way
>>218728562*5 girls, but still
bill ottman unable to enjoy his meal at the restaurant because he's too distracted by the painting misaligned by 8 degrees
even Mauro mogs these pussy men. we need a male in the tank thats okay with fucking with the women so they'll feel pressured to start acting up to
it's cool that alliances finally matter this season
>>218728562vicky would like just get in the way and say DUDE YOU'RE HURTING A GIRL then proceed to punch you or some bullshit
I got drugged with molly or meth hahahaha
>>218728514No Josie is just a performatively autistic poseur who emulates what she saw on the internet. The twins are legitimately autistic so their knowledge of internet shit is pure and not plastic.
Of course Vicky's all over the newest drug in the tank
>>2187285621 guy thinks hes on big brother and doesn't want to have any conflict, 1 guy (JD) Is just useless and 1 guy is only partially useful while drunk but will back down at even the smallest amount of resistance. Its not 4 guys vs 4 girls. Its 1 guy and 3 cucks vs 4 girls.
>>218728561bash called him catty which is basically the nicest way to call someone a faggot
>>218728559what a reach
>>218728537Didn't they already decide on Vicky? They think the other girls will submit to the patriarchy if the most toxic spiteful girl is banished
the dudes are rockin out
>>218728411You now remember the wiggers literally, unironically doing the DSP "YOU ASKED FOR THIS!" gaslight
breaking benjamin kino in dorm
>>218728576Now this is what I’m talking about bb
who's jon
notice how james drake is keeping to himself.pay attention to that as the show goes further on.
>>218728559come on man
>>218728601She prays to God, that's the only drug she needs.
Wasn’t this song used in Halo 3 or something?
>>218728601She didn't even care about the drugs they gave Charity. Charity was raped
>>218728370>>218728420tormented in hell just like anons life on earth
I used to watch so many AMVs with this song back in the day
NO GIRLS ALLOWED
>>218728542JD already said he doesn't care to win, he's a self professed loser
i ate too many slawdogs my tummy feels floated
>>218728596Who gives a fuck, just ignore her, what is she gonna do if you don't touch her? What's a Vicky punch gonna do?
if vicky and I got married and had kids we would have dream master children
i think bill ottman and benleaks would get along
FACT: The cameraman being there all the time ruins the vibe of the show. Camera should only be for special occasions.
>Halo 2 song comes on>all the dudes rock outBased.
>>218728616>>>218728566
>>218728597I miss her so much
CLOSET KINO
>>218728616Junkie dogwhistle
This is unironically the worst season yet
>>218728562They want to take their time and out smart then so the remaining girls will submit to them once Vicky is gone
>>218728638true
>>218728638how is she so beautiful i don't get it
jd is just tj without a speech impediment. i know if tj watched this he would self insert as jd.
>>218728648yeah..
>>218728641women will never understand.
>mentioned
BLOW ME AWAYYYYYYYYYYY
>>218728625>>218728641>Gaylocrange
Evil vs Good
>the music following bashir into the closet
>>218728648that would be season 3
4CHAN MENTIONED
Joopy on the tank when Jet
praying to breaking benjamin halo 2 song is fucking sick
bill ottman listening to chasing cars
if bashir somehow survives this elimination then this season is awesome
>aaaa
>>218728648yeah
>>218728648nah season 4 is
bill ottman tapping his feet before getting into a car to get the dirt off his boots
>>218728641gaylo is for gay zoomer fags.
>>218728583He was desperately looking for a condom to fuck Binx on el estanque.
>>218728648See >>218728515It's an awful cast and a miserable watch. The twins are making this tolerable.
>>218728648very much so
vicky almost has the same backstory as tayleigh
>>218728477Imagine pretending this is any more or less embarrassing than Sam trying to get Asmongold to play clips from S4
>>218728648nah
>>218728676wow
>>218728671
>aaaaAAAA
>>218728684
ANISSA ADMITTED THE SHIT WAS BEANS
>>218728678vicky will be eliminatedemma is too cute to eliminate this early
>>218728648maybe if you aren't counting season 4, which you shouldn't because it doesn't exist
fishtank but there's no eliminations and it never ends
Vicky fuck off
>>218728700>aaaaaaaaaaHHHhHHHH
KICK THE TWINSKICK THE TWINSKICK THE TWINSKICK THE TWINS
>>218728648This would've been an accurate post during season 2.
>>218728477poopgate
getting their asses right now
>>218728690binx doesn't care about condoms
every 1st elimination should just be a random roll of the dice. reenforcing these eliminations based on whether other contestants like you cucks content
>>218728703THIS NIGGA SHITTIN BEANS
>>218728712>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>218728689faglo 1 is actually a good game for multiplayer but the 2nd one already was casualized lockout is still a goated map
>>218728648it has opportunity to be even worse with certain elims. this is about to get fucking rough...
>>218728713Do you realize where you are?
>>218728411>mfw i only now realize that jet and the paypigs are literally just like DSP and his dents
>>218728705>>218728686Season 4 cast was 10x better than this cast
>>218728671At least season 3 had the gaslight, Alex B, Luke, and Burt being amusing for a bit.
bill ottman telling people he watched dekalog when he hasn't
>>218728713TARGET ACQUIRED
>>218728724>aAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
>>218728665YWNBAW
>>218728692FaxI blame mints and ABI want piper
eliminate emma and get a hot girl freeloader to replace her
>>218728648yah
>>218728728
>>218728719Which is why TJ would need one
vicktator on the loose
>>218728690tj would be the type to use a condom. total pussy faggot
What'd I miss in the past 7 hours? Elimination is down to Vicky or Bashir now?
>>218728742AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(wooshing noises)
vicky still pushing the gender war
>>218728742i don't get it
>>218728735Somehow, despite being 2 cripplingly autistic men and 1 cripplingly drunk alcoholic, the season 4 brother hood would destroy season 5's.
bill ottman bringing his old skateboard to the basement and hoping Bam will ask about it
>>218728713kill yourself
I tried yall we'll see how bashir reacts to it I told them to team up against emma in particular but we'll see how retarded they are
bill ottman getting no replies to his hinge priority messages
>>218728686>>218728705fuck off. S4 actually had shit happen
>>218728763the season 4 brotherhood were all whipped by direnc. season 4 sucks cock
>>218728745Bingo and her twin sister are great, but I will give you that. The quality would improve tenfold if they put a motherfucking piper on.
>>218728648Don't worry, one of the two interesting people (Vicky and Bashir) are guaranteed to get eliminated soon so it'll get even worse!
>>218728763they would've torn themselves apart if the slutty bug stayed
>>218728774yeah for all of 10 days lmaokeep coping over your failed "season"
Bill Ottman entering his standing desk era
>>218728648it's day 5, stop being hysterical
>>218728411lmao
>>218728769The better play right now is trying to egg Vicky into doing retarded shit tonight. Breaking the truce is an insta Bashir win.
vicky is a jk rowling feminist and a terf
>>218728762That's probably because you're a faggot
>bongo lying about her dm to frank
>nothing
bill ottman walking his dog as an excuse to look at the neighbors lawn down the street
Hello, I just found out Bashir is on this internet show thing. Back in Syria he raped me (male). Every man in that house is in grave danger. Please don't let him claim another victim.
>>218728778>>218728783I agree and I agree. Its not a comment on how good they are but how absolutely useless anyone other than Bashir is.
>>218728774it was definitely alot funnier by far s5 is the weakest so far. these fags better be driven manic by the end or its a wrapskies for good ol' fishtank
is vicky a femcel?
>>218728796lol what the hell
>>218728800It's probably what she told Bingo
>>218728763Freddy with his retarded FAFO fraternity bit would Mog S5 men and they would embolden their way into battle
>>218728648i think it'll have an edge over certain seasons if it stays consistently decent over the full 30 days instead of collapsing in on itself. probably will go down as middle of the pack though, the cast just isn't strong enough for it to be truly great.
>>218728812it's a rape show
>>218728810fat
>>218728796this is so ghost mountain this is so haunted mound
>>218728810Is she stronger than Tayleigh?
>>218728784those 10 days had more happen than S5 will in its entirety and im willing to bet on it
>>218728582Bongo thinks she's more spiritual and smarter than bashir and resents that he acts like he's better than everyone.
Vicky and Emma are feminist bitches who have nothing going on for them other than MUH PUSSYTheir entire personality is MUH PUSSY. The only reason they like someone else is because MUH PUSSY. Their idea to how to win a challenge? Well MUH PUSSY of course. You touched me? REeee, I have MUH PUSSY you can't touch me!Twins actually have a personality and Anisa is only half into this MUH PUSSY shit because she has a family and a kid.
>>218728810she's a dirty hair puller and a scratcher
>>218728790cryo would have been more entertaining than any of these people other than the twins
season 5 is missing the funny, no one is funny first
>>218728830Holy TRUTH NUKE
>>218728812lucky!
2026 is the year /ftl/ finally realizes that TJ is nontent I think
>>218728648Sam needs to come back, unironically
>>218728830misogynists are genuine idiots
>>218728643>>218728624
>>218728792I told her to earlier and the dumb bitch simply didn't understand. now they're just yapping to each other
vicky is omeglefag who tazes herself for attention
REMINDER: Vicky said she has abs
bill ottman dna found at double rape homicide
>>218728830>Dude I'm not a feminist I usually hate women and love Frank Hassle bro but I hate when men are stronger than us
>vicky is active on ifunny but for the chatrooms not the memes>she also used to go on omegle and taze herself
>>218728851what the hell isn't true about this?
Who up in dey markets n shit
lol all the dudes just came out and marched in a line in front of vicky
>>218728863based
>>218728842tj got all up in binx's muff
production is definitely gonna get sick of landon's shit
>>218728817>femcelNo such thing, anon.
Vicky just said she uses ifunny a lot for the chat rooms And would go on Omegle to taxe herself for reactionsWe got a badass here
I tried
bill ottman patenting his chocolate advent calendar for every month of the year idea
>>218728827hard to be worse than 32 days of literally NOTHING
>>218728855I tried just now, Bongo gave her an escort so she wouldnt lol
bill ottman asking a girl if she's a femcel
>>218728876I wonder if she ran into Jezza on Omegle
these bananers are gonna go bad before anyone buys them
How is Head doing so well not smoking?
>>218728889Make banana bread.
Michael Bill Ottman
>>218728889discount and i'll make bananana bread
i get anxious when bingo and bongo are separated for too long
>>218728889yeah :/
>>218728830Vicky and Emma unlike the twins actually did some content. What memorable thing did the Twins do so far?and no, you jerking off to them doesnt count. Its josie all over again. They'll be immune because of simps and more interesting fish will be kicked out to keep them in.A fish being likeable is meaningless. An unlikable fish that does shit is better for the tank than the opposite.
>>218728889why do they cost that much. Bananas cost 20 cent each at walmart.
>>218728648Once bashir or vicky goes it's overKeep in mind, they had a gay fishtank discord mod(pedophile) this season, blame AB
>>218728884happens
Trish delish my favorite fish
>>218728901>muh content muh CONTENT HECKIN CONTENTholy fuckin aids nigga fuck you
>>218728891He's been vaping.
BREAKING NEWS! In Damiel's Instagram Live, he explains why Sam Hyde isn't here to host Season 5 of Fishtank!https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773988645271986.mp4
>>218728889It's a banana, Michael, how much could it cost?
wait a minute. bananas are plant matter
>ben saying roses don't count as plant matter holy shit this guy's an idiot
>>218728901>sitting in a room alone seething is le content
>>218728825
are they not letting them smoke cigarettes anymore?
>>218728915kino
>>218728411>dsp got asmongold to talk to him about nothing and got a (very short lived) boost from it>sam and jet couldn't even get asmongold to acknowledge fishtank for charity/burt's full grand prize money
>>21872888910$ for 350 calories of bananas when most jobs only pay on average 18 dollars
>>218728919whoa
the memorable content of this season is landon eating fruit and vicky pouring water on people who barely react.
>>218728915Lmao he's really just going to trash Sam like that?
>>218728919wait... are you sure?
You know it smell crazy in there
>>218728921its a fake rose
>>218728907I still prefer her sister but she had a glowup
Me watching this shit
>>218728921>already established btwben is a major faggot this season
>>218728944they said earlier that the roses count even if they're fake
bill ottman refusing to use any utensil other then his favorite butter knife for his bagels
so they can shit in the bag
season 5 is like if we had five seths
>>218728946
>>218728919i wouldnt spend a big amount of money for fucking bananas
>>218728949oh my bad
>>218728937don't forget bam's meet n' greet #8, landon never ate a strawberry
>>218728915Vibenuke. He didn't even have to explain it, this should have been obvious to everyone from the start.
>>218728915This is a twins edit for anyone wondering
>>218728922keeping the guys up all night is content compared to sitting in the jungle room for the entire day DOING FUCKALL, yeah
complaining niggas can't watch something else?
I know it's the dead rising song but does anybody hear the first few notes of the All That theme song every time it kicks in? or am I just a boomer?
>>218728946kek
>>218728956season 4 was already like that
>>218728956thats too harsh
>>218728960steal em and don't get caught
>>218728968 first /ftl/ thread?
>>218728965Fake news
>>218728966>not sleeping is le content
>>218728956the cast is way better then that
>>218728817She gives off raped vibes
landon is now under the impression that roses don't count (they do) because ben is a retarded faggot jew with a micro penis
>>218728943easily the worst room: camera wise, lighting wise, vicky wise, girl wise.yikes
Reminder bongo has the best DUMPY in the house. I need her to siphon more of the life force out of bingo to grow it.
>>218728958hehehe
>>218728817She said herself that there’s no such thing yesterday while going on a pick-me rant
>>218728956not that bad but it's still not good
>>218728915>it's realDeserved. It's about time that Damiel distances himself from Sam.
bill ottman's leatherbound dream journal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVTREJjfTIk
>>218728817dyke obviously
did vicky buy a fucking can without a can opener? holy fuck the most retarded bitch they've ever had on this show.
>>218728907I gooned to that one stream she did with her sister and her sister's feet were out
fishtanknot friendtank
Bags are gonna get mixed up and someone is getting shit on them cant wait
>>218728916lel
>>218728889plant based? could use it for their gay challengemaybe its for the whole bunch
>>218728817her ex boyfriend has his own kiwifarms thread and her's been sperging out talking about how she liked fingering his ass; so no.
the fish haven't figured it out yet, but there's plant matter in jet's skull
this season is like if they had james drake, landon, jd, bashir, emma, bingo, bongo, anissa, and vicky all in the same cast
bill ottman getting calf cramp after stretching his legs
>>218728986he is also now under the impression human shit counts(it wont)
>>218728969I watched all that but no
>>218728915not surprising desu damiel has mentioned something similar before
miss vicky's big juicy cock filling up landon's virgin asshole. drake is barely surprised when landon's cock begins squirting on it's own accord.
>>218728851nah they're based
>>218728956none of these people are as forgettable as seth
>>218728915Saars, we need a better bingo bongo song.Give me a few lines and I will cook something up
>>218728956S4 casting was literally just the girls that offered sex in dms on Instagram and the dweebiest guys that applied. Near zero effort on everything else. Thrown together at the last minute to give something for the investors
>>218729016kek
frank hassle was humiliated by a jeet.
bill ottman burning his tongue drinking coffee and saying "ooh ouch!"
>>218728956You now realize Jet's ideal season is just an entire season of Seths: pathetic fans who won't say anything bad about him and worship the ground he walks on while doing fuck all to be entertaining by themselves
>>218729034even letty offered the disabled freak that couldnt walk some pussy lol
I miss when funny things happened on this show
>>218729045this is true
>>218728956honestly I'd prefer 5 seths to this. James is the only saving grace of this castthats the funny thing about fishtank. The people who are in on the joke always turn out to be the worst fish. The more ignorant a fish is about fishtank, they more they develop and entertainignt they are. Thats why S3 fish were all memorable post the reveal. They were normies but they stepped up
>>218728986Roses are so light they aren't going to matter
>sneaking into drake's bed
>>218728872he's a virgin I think
you guys are so fucking disabled
plant matter
>>218729054>Thats why S3 fish were all memorable post the reveallaughed
>>218729034and they were still better than this
>>218729014Good woman
I think I will get some sleep and miss any possible night content tonight
>>218729034and it was still way better than season 5
Name a more iconic duo
how many seasons till fishtank FINALLY gets good?
>>218729034i think season 4 was thrown together to funnel viewers into bloodgames 2 in the hopes that it wouldn't flop. hence why everyone involved was so immediately disinterested from the jump and everything about it was so barebones.
>>218729052why are there no obvious funny people. twins as a novelty dont count
it's funny that this basically turned into a team challenge but i hope the outcome of elimination will change the house dynamics more. this girls vs boys shit is super gay
insane how unironically retarded the s4 cast was
season 4 was for people with low attention spans
NONTENT NONTENT BORINGTANK!
>>218728915ok this is epic
bill ottman tucking his childhood teddy bear into bed
>>218729065You cut yourself trying to influence characters on the show lol
>>218729014how has none of that been posted here
>>218729065wether you liked them or not is irrelevant. Each fish from S3 was memorable. They all did memorable shit and had their own thing going. It also helped that they were all extroverts so they wouldnt just sit in corners doing nothing
I knew vicky was gonna grab the beer on the way back kek
bill ottman reading the instructions on a shampoo bottle and getting confused
>>218729084As long as Emma is there it's going to be boys vs girls. Vicky would fold and stop the gender the shit the second Emma is gone.
https://youtu.be/AVTREJjfTIk?si=zX_JqfBQzT6ZKEcu&t=313BINGO BONGO BINGO BONGO
big brother james is tucking his special needs twin sisters to bed :)
this season would be so fucking boring without bingo bongo
majority of /ftl/ wouldn't last a day as a contestant.
>>218729080>just one more vibe repair season bro i swear
>>218729097I can remember that they did nothing and were boring
>>218729077I'd rather watch paint dry
>>218728915
why are they refusing to bring the king back? he's already said he's down
Jet is gonna end up getting cockblocked by James Drake lmao
>>218729086To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Season 5. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head.
I miss Charity.
>>218728817She's probably a way bigger whore than the average normie college girl
>>218729034I agree, but exactly made it more entertaining? I can't put my finger on it
kek give me the knife
>>218729110just like the dweebs in big brotherthey either 1st one out, big massive snitches chased out of the house or carried by an actual goat player.
>>2187289565 Seths and 5 Tayleighs
>>218729080i am not joking i think you could pick any anon from this thread and they could run a better show than jet
>The fluorescent hum of the kitchen camera felt louder tonight, an irritating buzz that usually faded into the background of the Fishtank. Claire traced the rim of her cracked mug, the lukewarm tap water rippling slightly under her nervous tapping. She didn't look up when the hallway floorboards creaked. She didn't need to; she knew the heavy, hesitant rhythm of TJ’s footsteps by now.>"You're up late," TJ murmured, his voice rough with sleep. He leaned against the counter next to her, close enough that she could feel the heat radiating from his oversized hoodie, but careful not to cross the invisible line they’d been tiptoeing around for weeks.>"Couldn't sleep," Claire lied smoothly. In reality, she'd heard him leave the boys' room and had scrambled out of her sleeping bag to 'coincidentally' run into him in the kitchen.>TJ hummed, a low sound in his chest, and reached over to blindly fiddle with a stray TTS speaker wire dangling near the sink. "Yeah. The text-to-speech was going crazy in our room. Something about... I don't even know. Beans.">Claire let out a quiet snort, finally looking up at him. In the harsh overhead light, the dark circles under his eyes were prominent, but the soft, lopsided smile he gave her made her stomach do an embarrassing flip. The cameras were definitely watching—thousands of unseen eyes probably analyzing this exact interaction on the live feed—but right now, staring into TJ's tired, kind face, the chaotic reality of the house felt a million miles away.
>>218729129A guy from /sp/ won big brother
head is realizing now that he's been breathing in chemicals from an empty vape this whole time
>>218729114>binx>did nothingtell me you didn't watch without telling me you didn't watch
bill ottmans multiple attempts to make movie theater popcorn at home
Bashir and Vicky prolly some of the worst contestants yet. The whole appeal of the show is the slow burn of them going nuts not just being retarded trying to make content
>>218729114>SmaackI wanted to fuck>PaytonI wanted to fuck>MizzyI wanted to fuck>BinxI wanted to fuck>TedI wanted to fuck>La'ronI wanted to fuck>IanI wanted to fuck>Alexisyeah i cant defend that one
>>218729095/ftl/ fell off chat
>did you cut yourself>not even oncelie
>>218729146I didn't watch
>>218729097the introversion/extroversion dichotomy is astrology tier btw
>>218729137next level
>>218729137
bill ottman getting excited for a lengthy post but then realizing it's ai generated
>>218729140ian was carried by the goat dan gheesling thoughbeit
>>218728648This season fucking blows
>damn I did not think about this challenge
>>218729137Peak, canon, and true
>>218729110The only thing that would fuck me over is not being able to jerk off.
>>218729127You need actual entertainers who know how to performFreddy was a very open extrovert who knew how to play it up for the cameraDirenc was a camgirl and an extroverted aussie with no shameThey lead by example and make everyone else more comfortable with doing wild shit. Letty being there also helpedWithout Freddy, direnc, etc. introverted fucks like Daniel and Aryah wouldnt do anything
>>218729174you could just jerk off in the shower
>>218729146did she heckin flirt with Alex b the content is off the charterino
>>218729105Either one would probably work, but I don't think Emma would have anyone to basic her up without Vickys psychotic energy. She would be harmless to the guys. She would find a couple to make an alliance with instead
>vicky and emma still sperging and whining in the jungle roomholy fucking shit man, totally blank nothing humans
>>218729149To be fair I think those two are not of the being retarded just to make content variety. Vicky is genuinely just a burnt druggy that gets petty and violent when drunk and Bashir is just a retard who doesn't think out what he does very well.
hey did one of you guys accidentally pocket my lighter
looks like a typical dyke hoarder den lmao
>>218729174it worked for burt
>>218729114maybe you were too busy getting fucked by your female friend's boyfriend
>>218729150>>La'ron>I wanted to fuck
bring her on
>>218729188I don't think I've ever seen two people try so hard and accomplish nothing.
none of the bags in the jungle room compare to the ones the boys have
bill ottman trying to learn guitar but it hurts his fingers too much
>>218729198missing 4 cats and full litterboxes.
>>218729174jerking off would probably make you a fan favorite like Burt
bill ottman practicing kickflips in the driveway just in case Bam does ask about that skateboard
I cant imagine how awful the jungle room smells haha
I have unrealistic expectations for night time shenanigans after the charity episode and the kratom mogging
this season is wacking viowance
the worst part of season 4, besides collapsing in truly historic fashion, was ruining the mystique of the season 1 house by reusing it
>>218729198two trash slunts in their natural habitat
bill ottmans entire week being ruined because of professional darts
>>218729207they’ve accelerated the gamestfu you stupid ape
Has there ever been a good challenge on this fucking show?
>>218729174that never stopped burt and he won so
>>218729206fucking insane bitch
if I wanted good relationship ship content I would watch the powtank or season 2 archive not binx leading on alex
>>218729233guess oliver's shoe size in slow motion challenge
>>218729218she just poured a can of tomato soup in one of the bags because it's plant matterben still has to go through everything and determine what is plant matter and weigh it
>>218729149Retard take
Today I will remind them.
bill ottman asking sam hyde to teach him to edit videos
>>218729233call of duty from bitchtank despite the ending being a dudguess Oliver's shoe size in slow motion
>>218729239>good relationship ship content>season 2
>>218729226They've stopped the game by using longhouse tactics on the weak males (James and Landon). Both will do nothing and if Vicky doesn't break the truce tonight, James is content to just do fuckall till Saturday.
>>218729221How much damage has that flight of stairs done to people on fish tank?
found my lighter anyone trying to hit this
>>218729198Geeeee should I grab these empty flat trash bags or the ones with shit in them duuuuuurrrrrrrrr
>>218729247They're wasting all their food for this challenge? Awesome sauce
>>218729198>damn bitch you live like this?
>>218729254>call of duty from bitchtankthey're redoing this challenge this season with halo btw
>all the women awake>all the men in bed except for the freeloaderwhy are we rooting for the men again?
bill ottman praying every night before bed for powtank 2
bill ottman briefly doing shadow puppets on the wall before turning out the light and going to bed at a reasonable time
>TJ/Claire, enemies-to-lovers, slowburn, angst, self-harm, lots of smut
>>218729258whats longhouse tactics
The girls are gonna be up for the next two days and the guys are just gonna over power them and take their shit at the last minute.
>>218729190They are both well aware of the show and its running bits and play into them heavily. They are just emulating the shit they watched without really understanding they are creating a month of hell for themselves.
>>218729255Taylor literally saved season 2 bud
>>218729181Ok but then you can hear the pattern of the water falling at a regular beat and then it is just as awkward
>>218729283what
>>218729276yep there is no incentive to do anything other than this
>sneaking into drake's bed>wrapping your legs around him>whispering in his ear, telling him to keep still and quiet>hearing his shaking breath
these "men" are pussies i would be up there raping the girls' shit rn
>>218729268the only man I’m actively rooting for is james drake, the others suck
>>218729268they're need their beauty sleep :3}
so when are the twins going to take the reins and troll everyone to the point of overthrow?
first aid kit for emma
Emma fucked up so bad teaming up with Vicky. she's gone
peace and quietor>>218729198
>>218729268one of them women kept the men up all night and then she got to sleep all day while they worked.
>>218729268the women are retarded and miserable
>>218729300wrong, bashtard here, bashir will be the first to go
bill ottman making ai generated photos of tj and claire getting married
jet really threw his legacy away for a teenager
They are gonna FUCK
>>218729268because theres only one male needed within that group for the success of the season. vicky or emma could drop and there will still be conflict
>>218729310Don't say such things, Bashir got this!
>>218729303women be fuckin nasty>>218729198
bill ottman asking a woman if shes longhousing him
>>218729275Stopping everything with "But were just small girls" (because it stops 99% of men for social reasons). Convincing people not to fight back because then you'd be unreasonable for participating in a challenge were your supposed to fight back, so they just make retarded truces that Drake and Landon seem to want to stick to for no reason. Weak men will just allow it to happen because they don't want to be seen as unreasonable or mean to women so the women must always be right.
head and anissa about to bangno big deal
>>218729268its this or you bitching tomorrow at 4pm that they are all sleeping and doing nothing.
ifunny sounds fucking gay
>>218729271jacob did mention that bill ottman told him he would like him to do powtank 2 sometime during powtank
>>218729233challenges are nontentit's the subversion and rigging that's content
TTS is on, completely unfiltered btw
emma and vicky are so fucking retard
Make the call Jet
>>218729321i hope you're right anon but it feels at times that allah has abandoned him
>>218729295James is the reason they are all asleep. Do you even watch whats happening? He forced the truce that they can't fuck with each other tonight. He is the one holdout because he thinks this is big brother and you have to win by being friends and not starting conflict.
>>218729279you're delusional
>>218729337Nobody watched this nontent show
what's the deal with Vicky?How old is she?She acts, and talks about drugs and internet stuff, like a 16 year old from 2005.
>>218729279lol
ben is concerned about emmas knee and vicky is making all about herself
>>218729337how about u make the call on getting your life together faggot first
>>218729252what
>>218729233Rape Escape
>>218729346its only day 5 (6)
>>218729110That's because the majority is cryokeen coded I think >>218729174Just fap a quick one out in the bathroom maybe
bill ottman's collection of novelty stress balls
>poop is NOT plant matterFuck you Jet. You coward. WE WANT POOPTANK.
vicky loves posting cursed images on ifunny, she's so cool
>>218729273This but Nina/Claire
>is the most well-liked season
kek ben>yeah, gotchagone
I DID neosporin
>>218729372DO NOT REDEEM
poop isnt plant matter but fake poop is
>>218729368Its day 2 of the 4 day challenge. But I guess just doing nothin' the whole challenge is that great James Drake cohntahnt
It's crazy how many zoomer girls are just loser dweebs
I genuinely hate everyone except the Twins and James Drake.
bananas from the shop count as plant matter right?
>>218729337>has a live suicide attempt before fishtankroberto won
bill ottman trying out a new walking style
>>218729381amongst braindead paypigs and gay porn fans, yeah
emma looks like the type of peasant girl you meet at the renaissance fair and take behind the turkey leg stand to eat her ass
>>218729336Clip
>>218729381Maybe the first half until the multi-day long cleaning arc and Sam completely destroyed FH2 within hours
alinx was real
bill ottman finding any opportunity to talk about his ant farm
>>218729391no, only poop as far as I understand
>>218729300The guys will eliminate Vicky. They think Emma can be rehabilitated once Vicky is out of her ear
>>218729390this but i like bashir too
>>218729332that's why sam is missing here
if there isn't content being produced every single second I'm going to lose my mind
>>218729407yeah that doesn't mean much. landon has more muscle than her
>>218729396and its a little bit hairy but you get up in there anyways
>>218729361setting up that she has to leave for medical reasons
>>218729407insane physical beast
>>218729400I loved the way they loved.
>>218729400she claimed alex gave her a $3k ring and told her never to post with it on during this last eles
>>218729365Wiggers lurking 4chan
bill ottman bringing a new mug to the office and being a little disappointed nobody commented on it
>>218729405but enough about Jet
James Drake is a nothing burger stimped for by gays in and out of the closet and I will die on this hill. His accomplishments are looking good and acting well twice. Everything else he does is try to stop anything from happening because he's deathly afraid of conflict happening in the house. There is genuinely nothing there, I understand the Burt-simps more than Drake-simps because at least on a lizard brain level 'jack off funny' makes sense.
>>218729418anisa gave head a footjob today and people are acting like its been completely nontent. fully insane.
>>218729418this but unironically
Sam interacting with Vicky would be funny
https://x.com/fishtankislive/status/2034887783609938308good publicity Jet...
jet has gone fully insane
>>218729420She overpowered him earlier today when she tried to dump shit on JD.
>>218729420it's sad that he really doesn't
when is Jackob Goldberg the wealthy Jewish producers going to enter the tank?
>>218729451Bashir would be even funnier
dust flying in the glass room cam
I think Landon’s jacking off
how the fuck is it 3 am already
>>218729459>>218729456im sorry but a janitor that has worked for 2 years would have more muscle than some kratom junkyhes also drunk all the time and is fueled by cheesy fries(which has not been supplemented like the kratom kunt)
>>218729455Jet raped his sister when they were kids
bill ottman getting a little scared during airplane turbulence
>>218729345The Teacher stays silent during the test...
>>218729445HIMOTHY
>>218729137Now do one about claire slurping at jet's asshole
>>218729475what do you think Landon is into
bill ottman hesitant to buy a new snow shovel because his old one had a lot of sentimental value
bill ottman attending the funeral of a distant relative and is unsure of how to feel
>>218729477time marches on my nigga. almost time for me to set my time lapse camera for tomrrow.
losing vicky would not be a detrimental loss to this show
>>218729418everyone got mindbroken by season 4
A night in the jungle room without all the trash must be solid sleep with that ambient sound
>>218729507falsenuke
>>218729494I bet he’s a footfag
>>218729487Wow he made an already overemotional girl emotional. A girl by the way he is simping for over all of the men in the house by preventing any actual contest in this challenge because "the truce guys, we need sleep guys" and tomorrow it will be some other excuse as he sits around doing nothing and everyone else will have to try and fight the longhouse.
bill ottman realizing he's walking the wrong direction and patting his pockets as if he forgot something before turning around
>>218729494cartoons and children
>>218729507>>218729407She's gonna fuck you up nigga! don't mess around.
bill ottman frowning because his electricity bill is higher than expected this month
alright, it's over for the night. go to bed white anons, we have work tomorrow
>>218729494asian teens
>>218729477Because you are in Eastern standard time zone
I literally don't watch the show and only hang out in these threads, this shit ranges from inaudible to boring
vicky used to just eat shit skateboarding
>>218729511the beautiful junglescape ruined by the trashy bitch
>>218729400>you and me bitch
>>218729507it would be a detrimental loss for late shift /ftl/
>>218729542literally how could you understand anything and why would you even bother
question: why not just turn off the 2 market cams when its closed to conserve bandwidth?
>>218729542Need headphones for most rooms to be decently clear
>>218729527
>>218729526You sound like an incel.
guy who effortposts seethe about james drake
I...I love... vicky...
>>218729552Shut the fuck up retard
>>218729545they are Jeetmaxing for real
I missed out. Why are Vicky and Bashir up for elimination?
>>218729552I think bandwidth isn't effected by how many cams are up, just viewers. it isn't like its sending that data to everyone.
>>218729558Right for pointing out that your guy is playing like he's in big brother and needs to constantly sit out of everything and mediate on both sides. Anyone who ever did that in any other season was shit on, but hey hes your himothy. Enjoy touching yourself to him tonight, only god will judge you.
>IT'S NOT EVEN A REAL MARKET THEY USE FAKE MONEY AND SHIT
>>218729576all the men hate vicky and all the women hate bashir
vicky's crashout when she gets gang raped angelina style is going to be amazing.
this place has a pool
>>218729576everyone is up for elim, they are just the most targeted
>>218729381I wish we got to se Alexis’s rubber tits that first day
new>>218729597
>>218729554This meme actually doesn’t make sense because Sam and the boys are in the living room and mints is walking out of bedroom 1
>>218729576It could be anyone, but house is split into two camps in a gender war and those are the key targets
somebody put something in my drink HAHAHAHAHA
who wears the ladies size 10s?
bill ottman dancing to Beastie Boys in his kitchen
>>218729595bash is a content king, Vicky derails. Derailing isnt content.
>>218729507I wish the twins were trying to go for JD again
I miss s3 so much bros
>>218729581i just realized ppv isnt displaying how many people are viewing which cam
bill ottman thinking carbonated drinks are too spicy
>>218729507It would be, because everybody else sucks that bad
>>218729623Who do you think?
>>218729346Maybe he just wants some sleep after last night and having to act depressed all day
>>218729632i agree. bashir deserves to stay. i'd rather it just be anissa or JD who gets kicked
are the boys even planning to attack tonight?
>>218729673Oh no I can't go without my full eight hours during an important elimination challenge! That would sucky wucky.
>>218729346Okay? It's the middle of the night. They'll be better-rested in the daytime because they're sleeping now.
>>218729695I thought Bashir said he was going to but they all just went to bed wtf
>>218729695No one will do anything until Saturday
>>218729623EmmaShe should wear shoes like these constantly
>>218729695No, James has forced them to abide by the truce so that he gets his beauty nap because he isn't aware that this is fishtank.Apparently its cool if Himothy says he wants it that way tho, see:>>218729701>>218729673
can they not turn off the lights in the jungle room?
>>218729723dood it's fishtank so you gotta be up in the middle of the night while most of the audience is asleep
>>218729713sausage toes gross
>>218729110Cole lasted like a week or so
one of the greatest fishtank nights ever[dele
>>218729723i think they're just tired bro
>>218729723you’re mad
>>218729390I only dislike Bashir but even then I'm mostly neutral
>>218729746dood you gotta wait till day time when.. oh nvm he's just going to sit around all day and try to prevent conflict from both sides all day too because he's a pussy. Your man is a pussy and within a week whatever charm and memes you see from him will have the novelty worn off and you'll be here pretending you hated him from the beginning.>>218729767Bashir and JD were ready to go to war. Bashir was willing to do it alone.
>>218729787>within a week whatever charm and memes you see from him will have the novelty worn off and you'll be here pretending you hated him from the beginning.yeah and you wont be able to do anything about it, faggot
this guy gonna seethe all night?
>>218729777Yes, because I can forgive the simp. They are miserable lonely creatures and any mid girl will rewire their brains.The levels of fallatio I see people giving this nobody in these threads is just sad. THeres no reason for it and I won't pretend its ok.>>218729808I don't need to do anything about. Im standing here on this hill defending it and I'll know Im fucking right when your here next week pretending you're me. See ya then.
I WANT A MOUTHFUL OF JAMES DRAKE COCK
>>218729589>needs to constantly sit out of everythingWhat did he sit out exactly? He's gone along with every bit so far. And being neutral early on is a good strategy. You sound mad that he's well liked without poop throwing or being a woman hater.
>>218729857Oh you're right, he didn't sit out Jet's gay acting challenges. All is forgiven.I'm not mad he isn't a poop thrower or woman hater, it's just painfully obvious he will always avoid conflict. He's going to slide through everything Josie-style because he will not ever fight or argue. grabbing Bashir's leg is the most he will ever do and even then it was more that Bashir would break his neck falling than Drake being some opposing force to him.He is a bigger pussy than Daniel and that's saying something.
>>218729845PISS N CUM GIMME IT ALL SIR DRAKE
>>218729713who's toes are those?
stopped watching mid-Jacuzzi bit. Did Head leave a floater in there like he promised?
>>218730266NoIt was a fake poop bit and it unironically killed any hope for the season and the show as a whole
