Janny Edition>/ftl/ NEWS-- Plumbing FIXED-- Head shit in a bucket-- Sstream on kick instead of youtube (kick.com/fishtank)-- New fishtoy: Dance Monkey, make fish dance for you-- Challenge is no longer about plant leaves, it's about having the most plant matter in a trash bag; it may change again-- Emma looks to be in the lead, she's going to shoot Bashir-- If one of the boys get the bullet they'll shoot Vicky-- Jet wants Vicky to stay because she's interesting-- Jet put porn on the stream to get restreamer banned on youtube, it didn't work-- Elimination on Saturday-- Twins were rewarded immunity for being top stox>Links:https://fishtank.rip/ (PPV)https://kick.com/fishtankhttps://www.fishtank.live/https://classic.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5prev: >>218748841
gay prank show btw
is there a punishment/reward for the janny job? hes too tism but if he wanted to get some fans he should go full anarchy and collect some of that bbq shit liquid and paint the walls brown b
>ANISSA! nobody is in harm, right?
Walked away for 20 minutes and it becomes poop tank again.
>>218750114YO /FTL/ i haven't been watching s5 how is it? worth watching? is it true they got "lil nigga" darby allin?????
>theyre making me do my job ahhhhh im going insane
>hope that makes you feel better, buddy
How much is he even getting to be janitor today?
>>218750129yeah its some shitty dollarshe really should forget about the janny job and make it impossible for everyone else to finish the janny job
he could have been halfway done with this by now
>>218750135good woman
Where is Darby
>>218750150$28
Why is David Foster Wallace sperging out?
Why do faggots here defend so hard left wing people but shit hard on anyone who is right wing
>trolls lolcows>becomes the lolcow that gets trolled
finally, its starting to feel like fishtank
>>218750155HE DOESN'T HAVE THE TOOLS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD
The funniest thing Landon can do is NOT cleaning it and leaving that smelly mess in the kitchen.
just turn the fucking vacuum on and run it over the carpet and say it's done and leave the room holy shit
yeah Ngl that Ben pep talk wasn’t it, he really needed to be enthused beyond being a janny. Now he’s just gonna be stunlocked over his anger towards the mess.
>>218750162That's all the cameo they could afford
>>218750162downstairs fucking emma
>it's head and his big fat asskek bongo
green bean PEWP
>>218750168>Baron Headkonnen
Twin RP
>>218750176shut the fuck up and die
someone tts him to use the arm extension on the astral turf.. our boy needs help
I have never felt more empathy for a janny
Warming up to Landon in a big way today
S2 chad here only wrassling i watch is 90s ajpw
team poop
I marked out for Darby /bant/bros know this is a big moment for me
Season 2 was for faggots
>>218750179many such cases
>30 MINUTES??
>Goran & Bam get an AEW wrestler>the only funny part is landon freaking out
so now the kick caht is locked to paypigs because of some who named sam bond shilling himself? What the fuck the kick chat was growing on me. Fuck this show man. Im not paying. Period.
>thank you for the dance monkeylmfao
So, uhh.. Can I get a link of Tays naked body?
So someone asked me CryoKeen wasn't on the meme screenhttps://youtu.be/6DmM1KPsmMU?si=PchwFAgAxzTYOY7tJet literally blacklisted my name from tts on my birthday I'm probly banned from being on the meme screen as well. Quite likely I'll be banned on kick chat too if Jet or Ben or Mints are thereI was their biggest fanI don't hate them, im just angry at them for being drug addicted rapist scammer lazy assholesAnd you know what's most fucked up? I didn't send any tts's. My fishtank fans asked over tts for Jet to wish me a happy 40th birthdayFuck you Jet. Goodluck with the show but fuck you for doing that to me on my birthday, asshole!
Bongo shaves her armpits
meanwhile what are these two witches up to huh. why they whispering in trashbag land. ive barely been watching are they up to some coven bullshitery
nouveau riche crack head abuses essential worker
hey little buddy
>>218750210It was amazing until they kicked off Cole
>How much did we spend on the wrestler bit?
>>218750209Batman and aew are all you have we know
I want to ragebait myself, can one of u upload that one screenshot of tayleigh calling Vicky onions. Go fuck yourself Neckhole
>>218750209>>218750143what the fuck? darby was at the house?
>>218750236who cares
>>218750144CLEAN IT UP JANNY.
it's shit?
S2 was for people whose parents orgasmed and subsequently ensouled them at birth.
>>218750228>>218750165
>>218750236just bitching
>>218750246Darby is friends with Bam
>>218750228Best I got is 1 tit and ass cheeks.https://litter.catbox.moe/ibhxlmp6c6snhgwm.jpgMaybe someone has a webm though.
>>218750228Come on man.
>>218750228It looks like the old bitch from the shower in the Shining
WHAT ROOM IS DARBY IN
>>218750223>he isn’t watching on rip
what?? you said you were confirmed for season 5??
>>218750242It was even better after that whiny fag left too we hated him
post random catbox links
>enjoying the show?
>>218750255i do enough to type that post maybe someone who really cares can tell me
>>218750228kill yourself newfag
any screencaps of darby?
>>218750270they left out the front door
VIICKY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT MANURE IS LMAO
>>218750270Already left, probably didn't want the racist TTSes to play with him on camera
I thought Landon only had to clean the plant room
Sorry haters, peak fishtank has always been slapstick
Just came from the gymwhat the fuck happened in the dinning room?
good bit well done jet
>>218750282
did the wiggers pay darby with a hot dog or a handshake?
>>218750282Not weally.
>>218749621He'd be a major buzzkill to the vibes.I don't know how zoomers do it but they're Karens and edgelords at the same time.I guess it'd be like Sam coming back to sulk over everybody having fun except Landon.
>>218750291she doesn't know shit she had to ask if an hour was 60 minutes yesterday
>>218750273I forget about ppv having a chat for the show. Thanks anon.
>>218750282Im not even watching im just pretending S3 was good to troll
>>218750236why do women dress like this nowadays?
Bongo was fixing her hair on confessional while fully showing off her armpits. They are nice armpits but it’s now confirmed that she shaves them.
Todays content is making fun of a retard for having a job outside of fishtank
Does anyone have the Anissa nip slip from this morning?
>>218750291>Whats manure?>What does amend mean?I love this little brainlet
>>218750301bam’s friends pranked head by pouring some rancid concoction on him
>>218750301Heads gut exploded he's gone
>>218750297head shat all over the floor after swallowing an entire live chicken
>>218750301Ella's asshole prolapsed from taking too much cock and she had an accident
>>218750301bam had head tarred and feathered... i don't know what the "tar" is though, looks like barbecue sauce... landon is crashing out because he has to clean it because he's the janitor
Cryokeen tributed Tayleigh instead of fucking a hooker in Vegas
>>218750301Rewind the stream 10 minutes on Kick https://kick.com/fishtank
why is this fat bosniak man on my screen
>>218750299the floaty of fat around his neck is honestly so impressive. i was sure he had kushings but he lost so much weight idk anymore
>>218750301Darby Allin tarred and feathered Head
>>218750299I hope they'll allow them to wreck the house again
>>218750168MY COPD OH SHIT
pushing landon too hard I dont like this
>>218750324just like the doctor in s4 calling him a pedo
>>218750299thats not slapstickben swinging the board and hitting the ceiling and having to reswing is slapstick
>>218750323gawdamn
just lol
>>218750317Unfortunately it’s the worst chat, YouTubes was unironically better
The funny part is i bet production and Bam didn't even think about Landon crashing out about the prank on Head.
>>218750341he really should not feature so much
cryokeen said he was CONFIRMED for season 5
>>218750279Wrong, it peaked with Cole you stupid shit eating nigger.
uhhhhh i know you want the tools but uhhhh maybe i have them uhhhhhh well yeah i probably dont but uhhhhhhhhhhh dont leave
>Jet doing a pep talk>can't even control the situation with Landon>LANDON
Just ask for double pay to clean it Landon fucks sakes
>it's good to go>NO it's NOT
let's go Landon pick it up
>>218750356where they belong
>>218750356I think Vicky is deadEmma still looking fuckable tho
I missed a bit, why is vicky so down?
London just should start fucking shit up more.
>>218750168>no pooptank this season
just a reminder you are watching bigbrothertank!
>"thats clean!">then whats that?>"thats dirt, its fine"
he ain't never had a zagnut
>>218750186Antara will check it though and snitch on him. Her job is to make sure every room is clean.
>>218750322its actually not women its usually they/them nonbinary "bisexuals" but i dont have an explanation but they are a dime a dozen. it looks like shit. they always have a billion ugly tattoos too
>>218750356They just said>I can't with this stress._.
>>218750356bitch loves trash huh
>>218750301Herehttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773871968808262.webm
>>218750356>Live Philly footage
just because darby appeared for a few minutes that single handedly bought me like 5 days worth of goodwill with the shitshow
Bingo is hungry! She’s complaining that they aren’t get fed enough and she’s sick with hunger. She’s very upset that she got fleeced by Head and he didn’t even share any ice cream!
Cryo should have been the host
HAHAHA THIS IS GOING TO STAY THERE FOR DAYS
Only 2.3k on Kick. Did the numbers go up on ppv after the YouTube shut down?
>>218750282KILL YOURSELF JETJkI am enlightened. I wish peace and love to everyoneI am a humble and forgiving cryogod
>>218750384poopgate..
>>218750360As always the best parts of the show are the parts the wiggers didn't come up with
Anissa is like an inch away from a nipsplip in the glassroom fuck...
>>218750395>why do women who dont want to be women dress like mentruly mysterious
Landon thinks his stocks are going to fail because he failed as a janitor.
>>218750384did he manage to get the turd out of his ass into his boxers and then into the tub? them shits are tight as can be
>how you gonna show your face at the janitor convention?
i hope landon's character arc is burning all of his headbands
>>218750322Women have two modes - non athletic and dress like thisathletic and they always wear tight clothing and expose midriffwell there's also delusional fat chicks but i dont like looking at those
meanwhile
>>218750311Clav fanboys will kill for him.Criticize him anywhere and a pack zoomer wannabe man trannies will scream at you to kill yourself
Digging Dark Landon arc
I hope Landon quitsnot because I want him to leave, but because jet is a moron and deserves it
>>218750168I CAN'T BREATHE
===FISHTANK UPDATE===landon is BREAKING the fishtank
>>218750429these two are the most chopped girl fishies of all time holy shit
>They're gonna uncharge me for the toolsIs that how being a janny works?
>>218750301trish :)
>>218750400actually insane how often i fall for this
>>218750395>wearing a jacket and jeans is masculine bisexual behaviour
>>218750445clav is washed nobody really cares anymore
cryokeen is actually in the thread with us right now
>>218750322Sometimes it's kino
>>218750299
JD complaining that theres no good places to hang out right now because the house stinks.
Bingo said she won’t eat octopus since it’s too intelligent. It’s like eating a human being according to her!
Bingo says she could never eat an octopus, it's too smart, she'd feel like she's eating a human.
its actually a good show this time i was bored by now before
>>218750470hi nigga
>>218750463upcharge, in the shop. retard
im guessin our boy needs a mop
>>21875043190% of the time they actually do want to be women and are usually suppressing either abuse or some other mental issue. they still be fuckin' and suckin' dudes on the regular. im ttoo immersed in this culture just trust me
>>218750360100%, same thing happened with the gay stripper thing a couple days ago. director mode completely missed bashir fucking up the girls plants
can't believe i missed darby on fish tank man FUCK
>>218750478
lmao they used pickled herring to dump on him
>>218750461Rachel? Meg? the twins? Syl? fucking Tayleigh?Emma isnt that bad, the acne just fucks her up
>>218750486hi
Why the fuck are they opening the swedish fish in the kitchen now?
>They threw surstromming around in the houseJesus christ
they should add a janitorial skill to osrs, have a janitor's guild, earn xp by picking up trash off the ground, etc.
sustronming? classic boomer prank
>>218750356>the men are getting mogged by this
bam and his friends are fake and gay not my fishtank
oh no it's that insanely stinky Norwegian fish
anyone get a skjermbilde of that surstromming?
>>218750513yeah, it's over
>>218750395ur so out of touch it's unreal everyone our age dresses like this
Landon's right, I actually will kneel to the wiggers this one time, I'm pretty sure they actually planned this whole thing since this morning and pivoted excellent with the mediation scene even the girls wouldn't leave
>bongo talking about instagram videos of a Chinese guy diving and eating stuff out of the ocean raw
S3 peaked when Jin was kicked
Why is Austin outside of his Betty containment thread? Thought he hated us and Fishtank and wouldn't watch it.
>it was surstrommingoh shit that's legit fucking really bad>During the production of surströmming, just enough salt is used to prevent the raw herring from rotting while allowing it to ferment. A fermentation process of at least six months gives the fish its characteristic strong smell and somewhat acidic taste.[2] A newly opened can of surströmming has one of the most putrid food smells in the world, even stronger than similarly fermented fish dishes such as the Korean hongeo-hoe, the Japanese kusaya or the Icelandic hákarl, making surströmming an acquired taste.
ben doing ghibli slop lol
>>218750500
Oh they're fucked. The house will smell bad for the rest of the season.
What is preventing him from using the vacuum
i just got a new vacuum at work i'm also a janitor these niggas need to get him a sebo automatic xp20 that shit sucks like my babysitter did
https://youtu.be/fQuGJtZFms8?si=uToroBj3eJF99PD1
What stinks so bad in the house?
Its just fake fish spray its not even real stink
Ben showing the twins AI slop.
>>218750475>HNNNGHwe didn't deserve her
>you better get used to being their little rape slave
IT IS SURSTRIMMING?????? ARE THEY FUCKING STUPID YOU LITERALLY ARE ADVISED TO NEVER OPEN THE CANS INSIDE HOUSES
Ben is going to fuck the twins.
dont know why landon hates cleaning so much. i find cleaning therapeutic and when youre stuck inside with no puzzzles or fresh air, i think i would love to be cleaning. especially if you're being paid!
>everyone now bullying Landon>Bashir gets away with it yet again
ben admitting its ai and its art lol
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surstr%C3%B6mming>>218750513
>>218750520shut up sam, you jelly
Ben is back.
>>218750469calling that just jacket and jeans is bullshit and you know it lol. they both look like teenage skater boys in the early 2000s bro its purposefully aesthetic that way
that tts calling landon a rape slave of the wiggers was brutal goddamn
>>218750497isnt it supposed to be harder for clothes to be loose when you are fat.
>>218750565I miss this nigga like you wouldnt believe
>>218750567House will smell the entire season lol
>ben: ai is artBenleaks btfo
>>218750568grow up
>telling the twins who are artists that he’s an artist even though he uses aikek good bit
@grok make them studio ghibli butterfly
bingo sticking up for ben against bongo
Kek Bongo BTFOing Ben's AI slop
>>218750500acne doesn't bother me at all but she has fetal alcohol face structure
>>218750356idgi what are they doing
BEN ARGUING WITH THEM THAT HIS AI PICTURE IS ART LMAOBUT RELENTING CAUSE IT'S A NICE GESTURETHE TWINS ARE SO SWEET
>>218750472I'm in a car with my dad driving up the Oregon Trail I got jack shit else to do. Sad I missed the tar and feathering Fuck you Jet for blacklisting me on my fucking 40th birthday. Literally something Hitler would do. You are worse than Hitler.Ty for letting me on your show <3
Ben should have doubled down and insisted that it was his art
>>218750470Still has a rabid cult of shut-ins that think they just need 200k in surgeries and $1000 in hormones and drugs to finally start living life
anyways
>>218750582>from- Ben
>>218750582wow ben is such a talented artist
>>>/wsg/6113069>i don't care about this goddamn show anymore
What type of Ben are we getting this season?
Head can't come in soon enough and chuck that can somewhere funny
>>218750530im not saying its an end all be all but the ven diagram of the women i describe and women who dress/look like this is basically just a circle. also where the fuck do you live portland?
>>218750582Ben made that himself??! He’s so talented.
>>218750574kek
The vacuum is working fine. Landon is just lazy
vacummbros we are so back
Bongo still triggered about the AI slop.
>>218750614Past his prime Ben
>>218750483Does she other meat?
>>218750602S1 ben would've kept that bit going for 20 minutes
>>218750552jet please show them this
>>218750598being uggo doesnt mean you have fetal alcohol syndrome nigga
Ben's art
>>218750614Benslop
i hate creeps and i hate liars
>>218750614faggot ben with a micro penis
>>218750547Is that shit really that bad?>I assumed any youtubers were definitely exaggerating
>>218750628Pickme ben
>landon finally figuring out he should demand more payHe should have went on strike, why the fuck is he cleaning?
>you never fucking been covered in surstromming before?!?
>I need tools!>ignores the working vacuum next to him for 30 minutes
Why not throw the stinky can on vicky?
>>218750229nobody cares kys
>>218750614hes still exploring himself hes only 22
>>218750622lmao
oh no im landon i have to vacuum oh man so fuckin lame dude ahg im gonna crashout
>>218750631That's why S1 sucked
>>218750546grok is this real
The theme of season 5 is AI.
>>218750614Auraless dummy
>>218750580>bro its purposefully aesthetic that wayname thing you remember from before 2010
What tools do you need to clean artificial turf? I never took janitorial lessons so I dont know.
>>218750186Professionals have standards mate
>>218750614extreme peace ben
>>218750637we already got that in famous house
>>218750552this shit is gay as fuck
>>218750614Benslop with moments of Benkino shining through
>>218750540Hello Chanchan.
>>218750639It's worse than you can imagine. It is genuinely instant vomit.
Why are there two retarded girls?
>Landon doesn't even know it was AEW superstar wrestler Darby Allen that did this to him
Season 5 is the best season of fishtank
>>218750552oh noo
>>218750646he said it sucks but its because it has manual height adjustment that he hasnt changed because he's used to an automatic
>>218750646>oh yeah lets see you vacuum up astroturf!Already been discussed
>>218750661At every job I jannied at you just use the vacuum
>>218750639it's extremely rotten fish fermenting in a can what do you expect
>you never crashed a Porsche before?
i miss when the average age of posters in this thread was above 17
>>218750552the showering with their dad line was fucking gnarly
>sustromming fish juice all over the kitchen>it's day 6the house just got nuked 6 days in
Hmm, stinky, huh? Better crack open a window!
>>218750661i'd use a wet vacuum, idk
>>218750633shes not terrible but she does sorta the funny upper lip thing. i cant recall the other FAS signs but i think tiny face is one too
Did JD just dump the fish in the fucking jungle room? Amazing.
>>218750679diversity quotas
>>218750552wow truly bad
man me and drake laugh at the same things. i know me and him would be good friends in real life.
>>218750679They do the nontent of the show
JD the type of nigga to insist that he’s always the coolest funniest guy in the room
>just realized that jet kicked the girls out of the jungle room so landon can get paid to clean the roomBit would have been 100 percent better if the girls were in the room while he seethes in the kitchen about the mess and not being paid for it.
>>218750692don't say dat shi
>>218750692Hard to believe that's Bam
yall got gaslit by the landon cares about his work memehe just pushes the cartdrinks alcohol before workdoesnt even know what the chemicals are calledeveryone hates him and he hates everyone
>>218750552cumming trough a prostate orgasm while watching gay nigga porn isnt as gay as this shit
>>218750661leaf blower
>>218750721He is
>>218750698Season 1 threads were some of my favorite times on this site as a whole.
>>218750679you mean four
Bam ruined any remaining fresh air in the house
>>218750567>>218750588>saves your season
Remember that night in season 3 where Frank, Simbal, and Jobe got drunk and talked about wrestling for hours?
>>218750614"Missing Being Gay" Ben
I'm havin a Zagnut
>>218750607what was her name again chat?
>>218750679>two
>>218750552https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuWx7WZ2R8gwe fell off so hard bros...
Predictions for the grossest thing Landon will clean this season? Wiping Heads ass? Hmm?
>>218750679They're not that retarded. Just autistic
i like the trashqueens
what happened to fruit and eggs in the jungle room?
Bongo feels bad about criticizing Ben for using AI.
>>218750720i havent even looked at them by choice since the show startedproduction really casted the most unsimpable bitches i actually admire it
>>218750742never again...
>>218750713
>>218750707Javier status?
>>218750748Her name was juicy Jackie
>>218750698S3 rules i don't even know who that guy is
>>218750614Bald Ben
Did they pay JD to annoy Landon
>>218750773Richard Smalls
>>218750607why did they ditch the suits
>THEY DON'T EVEN GOT NO FRESH AIR OR LONG PUZZLES IN THE HOUSE
>>218750552the chinese "OHHH" at 1:21 was genius
>>218750773season 3 was PEAK ong vro
bingbong definitely been to those lsd raves where they all dance like goblins
>>218750766basically identical (shes still ok looking) also she sounds like shes ready to quit so who cares
if landon finishes cleaning EVERYTHING and doesn't bitch any more, i might start fucking crying
>>218750742That is not a smell you can ozone out. It is actually is so powerful it instantly seeps into wood and furniture, on the can itself it says to only open and consume the fish outside and interior.
shawty aint gotta be doin allat
>>218750715girls should always be silly
>>218750552woah dude
>>218750759Kinda funny. Vicky is likely going home tomorrow tho. They want to rehabilitate emma
>>218750754This is art
jd is kinda build like elon musk
>>218750726who are you
>>218750748leanbeefjackie
>>218750768it starts being funny after the 100th time
>>218750660what does this even mean? name something I remember before 2010?
>>218750818ok thanks for posting nigger
>>218750812>Bitch, you live like this?
>>218750742>Carries your season
>>218750754season 1 breakup tts >*
annnnd nontent for the next 2 hours
>Hey uh, we're thinking about bringing on goocheese and burgerplanet to slide into the CX audience. Thoughts?
>>218750812We are being kratom ass mogged
>>218750828crazy how she has the exact same build as vicky
>>218750788by s3 the show had become so neutered that the sharks were just moving bric-a-brac and they got mogged so hard by the famous house 2 normies that i think jet hung up the mask in shame
>>218750797Frfr asl
>>218750552they could actually play this if they omitted the child molestation reference
>>218750789bamposters are unironically more entertaining than bam himself
>>218750552
>>218750828gyatt damn
the TTS calling Landon a fake janitor is cracking me up rofl
>>218750818bashir looks hot in this one
>>218750639it smells like feces.
>>218750797>>218750846You are a troon.
its time to admit that deewrench was a class act and a highly rated fish
>>218750845it was funny
>a strawberry
>>218750828I wish jackie didn't have fake tits. She's be a way cuter muscle mommy
can we do a sleepover challenge in the jungle room now?
>>218750788they're too lazy
>yeah he's gonna needs to mop that a few timesDrake has no intention of helping
jet co-signed this
landon is turning from wholesome chungus to hate and death
>jd wearing a かわいい shitおかまだよ
season 3 kings run this shit genny btw
they're actually fucked if they don't have fresh air to get out the surstromming smell. bamposters manifested this
>>218750842holy shit burger andy? bring blade too fuck it man
>>218750405I'd fuck that chudjak
>>218750874
>>218750828How many Berserk tattoos does the fishtank universe have?
Cole
They should fully commit to stinktank. Ban soap, only give them smelly food to eat. Have Landon hopelessly try to clean all the time and flood the house with chemical fumes and give him the win at the end
>>218750229>My fishtank fansdelusionalclean your bathroom you pussy
>>218750886>if you just accept things are gonna be dogshit then you'll like ityeah that sounds like jet
>>218750831what do you fucking mean what does it mean you mong
>>218750886It's true though. Famous House was a glimpse of a much better show that is too structurally unsound and therefore cannot exist
>>218750845>the bric-a-brac meme
>>218750880many are saying this
>Landon doesn't know about the hose on the vacuumfake janny
>>218750901>Burt running away like a fagkek
>>218750902Probably 1/4 of zoomers have that tattoo
The Janitor’s Association of America will never forgive Landon
>>218750890They need to send him a freeloader to be his gf
>>218750768I wish Jimmy actually hit her with the hammer
>>218750871and you're dumb
>>218750197now say it without crying
They're smoking the nontent whores out
>>218750229jesus fuck, you're 40???
>>218750618mommy
production really has no idea what they just did do they? that smell is going absolutely nowhere for at least the next week this is going to be miserable for them.
>>218750923that's why he likes unibrow
>>218750925landon has dropped the ball. big time.
First week of each season:Season 1:>Jon harrasses whore Sylvia with Bible verses>Letty villain arc begins>Sam destroying the house and intimidating the fish>Sharks torment fish and scare them at nightSeason 2:>Detective Cole monologues and smashes walls>Summer forced to chug energy drinks while doing intense workouts until she vomited>Investigations into JC being a Chinese spy>Each contestant gaslit into believing they were the insiderSeason 3:>Famous House gaslight, every contestant believes it's a legitimate reality show on Hulu>Luke torments creepy Indian man>Burt having schizophrenic delusions>Alex B freaking everyone out with his monkey madnessSeason 4:>Morbidly obese lolcow constantly falls down, has milk dumped on her, and suffers multiple mental breakdowns>Aryeh gaslit into believing he had destroyed the life of a cartoon artist and ruined Spongebob forever, causing a mental breakdown>Freddy delivers alcoholic shenanigans>Sam kicks Freddy in the headSeason 5:>a woman cried and uhh a fat guy dropped fake poop?>ummm uhhh yeah
>>218750905Imagine seasons 1-3 if they sold the girls used underwear and it was stinktank rules. Who would fetch the highest price?
>>218750886Damn, kind of hurts to see that to be honest. Has a defeatist undertone to it.
>>218750229Fuck you
>>218750945HELLHOUSE
>>218750818holy fuck drench
>>218750952claire
>>218750945You never smelled some stinky pussy? They’ll live
>>218750895
Auschwitztank
>>218750945That smell aint going nowhere with no fresh air!
Landon has never cleaned anything properly in his life. He doesn't even know how to move his body to do simple tasks
i’m scared of the stinky fish thing
>>218750949First week of S2 had Christmas
What the fuck is happening in confessional?
>>218750886what did jet mean by this?
>>218750144>when janny gets a pay increase of 10% instead of 25%
does landon even know what's waiting for him downstairs?
it's kino
>>218750949Landon's breakdown today is the only funny thing that's happened in this season
I miss them
>LANDON LOVES CLEANING IT UP
>>218750949You can leave at any moment.
Kratom vapor
>>218750980yeah he saw it right when it happened and that's what triggered his spergout
>>218750980oh he knows
>>218750991k
>day 6>the fish are all hungry already
who controls the fog machine in confessional?
>>218750886I mean there is a very clear divide in the advancement of fishtank culture mid way season 3. it has been in a downward spiral ever since, better to just appreciate it even existing still
Landon stocks increased quite a lot and now twin stocks fell. The gap is closing.
>The house they're renting now permanently smells like fish sewagethis will actually get the show shut down
>even though thick smoke you can see the infected facegross
>>218750996she looks like she's on that 70s show
>>218750949what were they doing on day 6 though?
bad day to be a stain
>>218750905let me smell stinky twins!!!!
>>218750909"name thing you remember from before 2010" i was giving you a second chance because you might be some ESL retard but ill entertain you and say halo 3 lan parties, dial up internet (i was poor) and gameboys
>>218751016It’s bams house idiot
>>218750977this was referring to this btw
>>218750963>hey AI will a room stink if something stinky is in it and no one opens a window?
>>218750991we were robbed of a full season of this duo
>>218750949keep posting this king
>>218751035it's not
>>218750991i miss one of them
is this a joke to make landon stand up for himself or something gay like that?
>>218750945fresh air posters in shambles
>>218751007Me
they need like 10 cans of surstromming to make it horrid, not one
Who the fuck is emma talking to on confessional? No way people are spending money to ask her questions, right?
>>218751038I asked it how long it would take if you aired the room out nigger
>>218750949Not going to read this but I can tell you have an inverse recency bias. enjoy your (you), you put a lot of effort into this
>>218749621He would never risk a career ruining cortisol spike by going on the designated humiliation show
>>218751005Are they doing he malnutrition challenge again? You'd think they would learn after they starved them in S2 and they slept all day
>>218751028>i was giving you a second chanceyou're so gracious thank you
>Landon laying down fucking with the wandDude, get the fuck up, plug that shit in and vacuum the fucking floor. The room won't even take 5 mins.
>>218750949this guy watched every season of this shitty show
>>218751042Nigga they literally said they put up a fence around the property a couple days ago. Please stop talking if you don’t know what you’re talking about
s1 and 2 were so good because jet took ideas from the world renown meeting of the greatest minds on ftl and used it in the showit was fun and goodonce he turned his back it was less fun to post ideas and the show started to suck too
>s2 disco light: destroyed bitrate>s3 fog machine: destroyed bitrate>s5 fog machine: destroyed bitrate
please stop sexualizing this cat
>>218750976The confessional and corridor are now the trash queens lair
>>218750976Nontent.
>>218751007>emma follows comicsgate
>>218750991>Freddy>Direnc>Rachel>Aryeh>Dan>TLPS4 was the most stacked cast of all time and it's contrarian to pretend otherwise
>>218751054they should bath in it
head is going to die because he can't breathe because of the surrstrmonsgijdsv
>>218750614Retarded
If I were on the show I would push that fish through the gap at the bottom of the door to the basement. I'd get most of the oil with a dustpan, and do the same with that too. That's the difference between being cattle like these fish, and being Colepilled like me.
>>218750980
>>218751087Coddled nontent
i love bingo... okay?
THIEVERY
>>218751097its content
vibe nukers...
>emma pirates booksWoah bad bitch over here
i like anissas boobs
>>218751073you're welcome kind stranger
is she okay?
>clive barker's sandmanits neil gaiman bish
Is head dead?
>>218751120many are saying this
>>218750949it's kind of crazy how much happened on season 4 in such a short time span... how long were they even in the season 1 house? a week? it's a shame they threw away that cast
what are they feeding these women? I haven't seen acne like this since middle school
>>218750625HEY THERE BUDDY>>218751097>NEED SOME FRESH AIR? TOO BAD! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>218751075Not op but I watched every hour of every season even though I hated season 4. I slept for less than 2 hours a day. I lost my job. It was all for a laugh
>>218751129Who cares>>218751130Who cares
He might gotten only one (you) here but he's twitter famous
Did they set up a fog machine near the confessional in order to entice people to buy the season pass?
>goes on fishtank to avoid cleaningSomeone missed season 3
put a jaqueline on
what was actually in that bucket?
>>218751130its slop anyways
someone ask emma if she's read absolute batman yet
>>218751125I'd lick them clean
What actually is the stuff they dumped on him?
Bam just shitmogged the tank!
I need a rundown for today, havent watched today
>>218750977RAIN DEER DO THE STANKY LEG!
>>218751109that would be funny but then you'd probably get sharked in the middle of the night by wet socks filled with surstromming
>>218751111all work and no proper tools makes landon a dull boy.
>>218750991Are they letting them smoke this season? It really helps setting the vibes
>>218751047He is just getting mocked. Wiggers don't have a plan and had no idea how he would react. If he has a funny reaction they double down and mock him more. If he has a reaction that isn't funny they will do muh vibe repair and try to calm him down.
>>218751172Surstromming
>>218751168nigga no one cares
BASHIR will be second place, he’s too smart and aware to be the top person the audience likes as that intimidates the mid wits who don’t like people they perceive as smarter. It’s both his biggest weapon and his downfall to have too much self awareness because the audience also likes to vote against people who seem like they are in the know. If he does win it signals a shift in fish tank winners because either people dont prefer the retard quirky people or that the audience grew and has a different metric of preference.
Winston won the fish tank
>>218750945It's possible this causes a fish to quitIt's in the damn kitchen where they eat
>>218751141microplastics and fast food
>>218751172poop, pee, and freakin' puke!
>>218751172Molasses. The smell is that swedish rotten fish, which JD put in the jungle.
what happened to symbol? did he sue?
>>218751035>>218751079theyre renting it from some black influencer guy called Javier mcintosh. nothing to do with bam
>>218751161Now that Sam's gone there is no reason they can't get some hot OF slut as a freeloader
>>218751172surstroming fish is fermented fish that is famous for its awful smell. People used it for eating challenges and pranks all the time in the early 10s.
Who dumped the fish shit on the floor?
>>218750886Why did Jet repost this?
>and he sent..... pictures of his BALLS..... to GAY GUYS on discord!
>>218751161What's her onlyfans name?
>>218751161I'm surprised she hasn't aged as badly considering she's been on roids and has had fake tits since 18
neptunian vibes status?
>>218750945>do it stank?>sometimes
>>218751038lol people are really this retarded now
>>218751140S4 was just acceleration towards the most degenerate content possible because the wiggers knew they were getting kicked out. people who said it was boring weren't watching beyond the first 3 days. not gonna lie though, i hated the cast at first. angelina annoyed the fuck out of me. wasn't until jin started stealing panties that i started coming around to it.
SEND HIM IN
>>218751215Darby Allin
>>218751091Weak bait id take Meg over them anyday of the week.
>>21875116490s sandman definitely wasn't slop
>>218751211[citation needed]
>>218751150I'm not watching most of this one unless the judge comes back
>>218751224nami mommy or something
>>218751195josie has probably been in a least one hellcat prior to her fishtank fame its so over for win-ton. she found herself in those waters
>>218751215Bam and some midget dude
>>218751210he had immunity
>>218751064and it made up an answer because it doesnt know
>>218751141She has microplastics in her ovaries
I was in the grocery store listening to the stream while listening to the stream while all the shit went down, and I was nearly in tears when landon was seething about needing his tools. People must have thought I was insane. All time fishtank moment for me
>>218751239We need a hero
>I Can hear you breathing man!
Okay maybe the vacuum is dying that don't sound right
Can't wait until the next poo poo stunt!!!! Boomertank is KINO!!!!!!!!!!!
>>218751244it was talked about for days before the season started nigga. go look up KF or the /bant/ archive
>>218751215Darby Allin unironically
>>218751010that's fair - thought it would be nice to hear that from the man himself. Feels almost as if Jet isn't even sure what he wants the show to be other than it is up and collecting funds.
fishtoy, but to buy landon cleaning supplies
>>218751136lmao wait i didn't even notice him missing
>>218751244the house is under javier mcintosh's name registered to some atlanta film company, we've known this since before the season started
>>218751228https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_PlXOMEzP4How did they achieve such a level of peak in S2 aesthetics and never got close to anything like that again?
Did head leave?
>>218751243its midwit slopgreat if you're 14
>>218751213BRINGONAHOTONLYFANSGIRLFREELOADER
>>218751239what season was it that they used this and would have killed everyone if no one in chat said anythingor am I remembering an ice poseidon stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQuGJtZFms8
bashir looks like one of the turks that raped lawrence of arabia
someone really needs to inspire this fucker to just ape out man. he's fighting an uphill battle and his whining isn't doing him favors
they're saving some for a contingency plan LET'S GOOO
Is Head gone from the tank since he left?
FRESH AIR MENTIONED
>bingo and bongo asking when they're going to eat:(
new camera guy is AIDS can't wait for no s5 episodes
>mfw never got to see the YOU FOOL clip with audio because goran's website is broken
>>218751295it was season 2 right after the cell
Fresh air bros???????
>>218751303He's in the shower
>>218751272>>218751285>souce: trust me bro.
>>218751213Im.down..but NO fake tits please. Totally unacceptable.
>go look up KF or the /bant/ archive
>>218751301Drake and Bashir are the best right now.
bashit thinks he is production
>>218751214https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kADGFdE00KYClassic
>>218751239
>>218751311The episodes suck anyways who cares
THEY’RE GETTING FRESH FUCKING AIRINVALID SEASON
bashir is wearing tabis lmao
i like the gay tony hinchecliffe voice
>>218751213only if she's humiliated and ridiculed and tortured into becoming a good woman
holy FUCK this new camera guy SUCKS BALLS
>>218751010>>218751278Jet thought FT was legitimately over after S4. i'm really curious to know what went down behind the scenes with Sam.
>>218751213>OF whore >bring back the meter and make paypigs fill it>Jacuzzi cam is XL only >thresholds for clothing removal but its not fishtank
>>218751316
javier mcintosh is gonna be PISSED
>>218751246thx
>>218751319not spoonfeeding newfag retards, sorry
>>218751303They are still hosing him down
S1 - bedridden from surgeryS2 - fulltime job i could watch atS3 - lost job right before it startedS4 - still unemployedS5 - starting new job after it endsfishtank gods have blessed me
>>218751287Sam went to art school and knows good aesthetic. Also S2 had the 70's theme. I assume S3 was meant to look like a typical modern reality show house. I think Sam was tuned out by S4.
>>218751323Fuck it's crazy how many of these people I forgot about immediately even though I watched nearly every hour
>>218751291its a comic bro, its half about the art, if not moreif you read comics for the writing you're probably just too dumb to read a real book
in 1 year this will be posted like "we had it so good"
no more fresh air
>>218751318i know my goat wouldn't leave
>>218751310Bingo has been talking about being sick with hunger for a while. They’re not feeding her enough and she’s atrophying again.
>>218751319https://www.instagram.com/p/CjS4pClOaKf/
open front door is a symbol for how far the wiggers have fallen
>>218751363we currently have it so good
bashir is a cool guy. ive been friends with muslims before despite their ass backwards retarded faith. the sheer confidence that islam gives them makes them funny
>>218751213get that woodbabi thot from hunger games. or Kimmee since they're on kick now
>>218751323We hate kiwiniggers
>>218751345Best cast
but seriously how the hell is landon gonna clean that lmao
>the sticky floor soundsthat molasses is gonna be a bitch to cleanand they're tracking it all over
>>218751356Nice. I've been unemployed since 2016.
>>218751313It's easy to find, YOU FOOL.https://x.com/Pyracantic/status/2033597700067950665
>>218751394lots of mopping
>>218751394he just needs the tools
>>218751296what the fuck lmao
>>218751363it happens every season
>>218751356>S5 - starting new job after it endsfishtank gods have blessed medude sameWE won
>you now remeber the role switch challenge in S3 where Jobe was given the role of simbal, so he spent the entire evening talking with an accent and then just walked out the front door
>>218751388When Sam kicked him in the head and knocked him off the bed I felt behind fulfillment
>it's gonna take me hours to clean this room.It would probably be clean if he just hand picked the dirt at this point
>>218750828>>218750607
Ben is reading these threads and saw us complaining about the fresh air. Ben if you see this, only give the twins AI art from now on, it’s a very touchy subject for them.
>>218751388Perfect contestant. No bullshit, straight to business.
>>218751010its all been downhill since the failed prison bit and jets whiny crashout about his own failures afterwards. been full on "fuck the audience" ever since and doesn't even try to hide it
Clean up the filth mr wholesome chungus.
post emma feet
>>218751345i miss sam so much
>>218751409gg big guy
>>218751323yes those are people you are currently posting in a thread with
>>218751386Kimmee yes. Huge fake tits wood njgger. Absolutely not
>>218751356S1 - neetS2 - neetS3 - neetS4 - neetS5 - neet
Head looking sexy
>>218751441You know what? I like your consistency.
>>218751296Epic crossover
well buds, how grim has today been? do i bother turning this on or is it another skip day?
>gay outfitanother gen X classic, love these guys.
Girls are in trouble
>>218751403>>218751404
why are they just transferring the sludge from vessel to vessel lol
>>218751441picrel piss bottles?
>>218751424>>218751416>up for everything>no shame about anything>100% in the game all the timeHe was perfect
BASHIR HAS COLLECTED MATERIAL
pyrokeen would clean it up
>>218751421Remember when Sam had a meltdown over this and told everyone to make fun of her. And then he kicked her out early.
don quixote doflamingo
>>218751452It sucked until the oldheads tar'd and feathere'd Head and the jannie freaked out.
>>218751441Based
>>218751436Best part of the show and of my life
bake?
>Landon just realized the shit downstairs is probably tracking around the housePeak demoralization
>>218751345Sam >enjoys the chaos while eatingJet>gets pissy and grabs daniel
I FUCKING HATE THIS CAMERAMAN REEEEEEEEEEE
>>218751477kek
>>218751478one piece villain
why do boomers love to dress like a woman?
>>218751478the gut looks fucking insane in this outfit
>>218751478thought he was naked from the room cams
>>218751478my gen x mpreg kink.....
>>218751478wtf is written on his belly
Twins shoplifted and are now blaming JD for it.
>>218751478how is this possible?
>>218751478What a powerful gut. Little known fact, Head's gut is 80% muscle
>>218751345>letty was in s4fuck and damiel too righti cant remember a thing
why doesn't james drake just leave?
How much you want to bet Landen comes down and crashes out about how James Drake is cleaning without the proper tools
>>218751525the tom platz of abs
>>218751517nice
What does head's gut tattoo say?
>>218751532he's too attractive to be that petty
James Drake gonna dump that shit on Vicky’s head
>>218751356S1 - Unemployed for past nine months after I got fired for being a retardS2 - Still haven't looked for a job since getting firedS3 - At new job for over six monthsS4 - Still at job and enjoying itS5 - Still at job and starting to miss being unemployed
>>218751517based twins taking advantage of the house attack
>>218751478he's gonna die soon with that diabeetus belly
Did Vicky die?
>>218751478Its literally Girl Alex B's fit
>>218751542poop spongebob
what exactly are the proper tools? a mop?
BAKER BAKER BAKER BAKER!!!
>>218751555hopefully
>>218751356>>218751409Same!was glad I could still get the season in (1 year of paid sick leave and 1 year of unemployment and recovery + pivoting to different job)
>>218751532hes a sports guy hes ready to go through hell and back to secure a W
the sticky noise from their shoes is going to last the rest of season isn't it?
>>218751547is he really?
Jet, you fucking retard, they're not cleaning up, the bucket is their nuclear solution to fuck with the girls. Holy shit, pay attention to your fucking stream.
They're saving the dirty shit water to use against the girls kek
>>218751555Probably taking her weekly shower or something.
imagine dying on this show
landon making the house hate him for not cleaning
>BAKERBAKER>BAKERBAKER>BAKERBAKER>BAKERBAKER>BAKERBAKER>BAKERBAKER>BAKERBAKER>BAKERBAKER>BAKERBAKER>BAKERBAKER>BAKERBAKER>BAKERBAKER>BAKERBAKER>BAKERBAKER
>>218751574The jannie has a lot of work to do.
BAKER WAKE UP
>Head threatening to burn the place down
>>218751478>>218751553crazy that this could possibly be one of his last images
Who is this fat fuck?
who had >Darby Allin instant transmissions into the tank, commits a biological attack, and then vanisheson the bingo card
bake done wait a sec it's going up
>>218751574it'll be like the alarm in S1 and the crickets in S2
imagine not building the warehouse set because youre a lazy retarded wigger just like landon
>head calling jet an idiotLove this dude now.
The fuck is Head wearing
>>218751582>>218751583where'd they put it?
>guys if you’re planning on making content please don’tthanks ben!
BAAAAKE
>>218751356I was just off for three monthsnow I'm working more hours than everworst timing>I tried telling my boss I need paid leave for the show
if I bake you are getting a betty OP and fucked up number
>>218751620>>218751620
head is all time best freeloader
More jackass-style pranks but on the actual contestants please That should have been all over emma
>ben has to nerf the boys because they are preparing for war
And production instantly cucks Drake out of his bucket of content.
>>218751613What do you mean? Normal velour suit
>>218751356S1 - neetS2 - neetS3 - online course for tech supportS4 - neetS5 - neet
>>218751617>guys don't make a mess haha just clean it all up
>>218751601she's a heckin valid transwoman, chud schizo
>>218751593Decent skateboard company, what about it?
>>218751612I think that was Ben
>>218751610Rules for actual sets seem to be even stricter, but I'm not sure
>>218751569hey sometimes you have to take an extended breakgood luck out there anon
>>218751629this
>>218751616Closet in the downstairs hallway
>>218751650It was jet.
>>218751650fuck i hate head now
>>218751626The most boring contributor in the entire fishtank extended universe.
RELAPSE TANK.
>>218750674Hi, Matthew Carey, the retard.
>>218751654Thanks man. Good luck to you too, Anon.
>>218751641how'd the course go buddy
They call Head "The Funniest Guy in County"
>>218751923It's making my resume look good but I'm still a dumbass who barely learned anything since it was designed to be impossible to fail
