Cheese Pizza>/ftl/ NEWS-- Plumbing FIXED-- Head shit in a bucket-- Stream on kick (kick.com/fishtank)-- Challenge is no longer about plant leaves, it's about having the most plant matter in a trash bag; it may change again-- Jet wants Vicky to stay because she's interesting-- Jet put porn on the stream to get restreamer banned on youtube, it didn't work-- Elimination on Saturday-- Twins were rewarded immunity for being top stox-- BAD NEWS!!!! Skull Hyde committed suicide and failed again.>Links:https://fishtank.rip/ (PPV)https://kick.com/fishtankhttps://www.fishtank.live/https://classic.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5Bake at 100 images like production told usprev: >>218755706
>niggers in the monkey room
>>218756114THOSE ARE CHEESE FRIES
twins are gonna slay tonight
get up there biiitch
>>218756114KIKI and KOKO is perfect whoever said that kek
Wisconsin needs to pay. How can they even legally call them cheese fries?
>>218756323is this The Prick?
Bongo looks a lot like a girl I knew with that hair.
yes hello good evening /ftl/watch fishtank on your roku tv with my vibecoded malware. v1.4.0 auto-selects stream quality, with the option to manually choose quality via the new settings bar. was going to try and add a live chat overlay next, but unfortuantely roku does not support wss://. i may try re-serving chat in JSON from my own server, but we'll see tomorrow, or may experiment with a stox display.https://github.com/agathanon/fishtank-rokuget in early before the REAL malware gets packaged with it.
just pay the twins the 50k and end the show.
need that gyatt shot of kiki and koko
>>218756114>cheese pizzaThis is not a cheese pizza, these are garlic fingers you fucking heathen.
I just thought Landon liked chili cheese fries minus the chili this whole time.
is this the first step in Jet grooming the twins?
KIKI DO YA LOVE ME
They need to keep doing the psychic stuff for 30 days whether they get eliminated or not. Eventually, there will be serious proof.
Twins are going to need an ATL mentor tbf
How the fuck do these thotty fits actually work with their personas, like they were bhad bhabie this whole time
>>218756353please grab the cams from .rip
BIngo and Bongo are some of the best fish ever, you can tell that production really enjoys fucking around with them. Also landon is a fucking retard
>>218756384the takis is a great touch
>>218756374It's breadsticks with cheese how pizza places make it, using a pizza dough.
Mama cow gave birth on RIP!
My respect for /ftl/ just fuckin’ plummeted
>>218756377everybody else on earth did
awwww welcome to the world lil buddy :)
>>218756397nevermind I think bongo's got this in the bag
>The twins are actually going with the bitbased
petitioning my grocery store to get cheese fries, it looks good
Letty is live reacting to fishtankhttps://kick.com/lettyvision
>>218756442>respect for /ftl/
>>218756353or instead of proxying all chat messages i might start with just announcement popups.>>218756405probably the only way it will get traction on /tv/, yeah? might consider it soon. we'll see.
>>218756369
I exercise my free will and choose to talk about the cheese fries controversy and the cow birth rather than whatever else may be going on right now.
>>218756377Wisconsin people are fucking weird.
>>218756470I try to stay positive.
>>218756469J O BE M P L O Y M E N T
>bongo BEANED confirmed https://youtu.be/Zjlw7vOhPwo?si=v1HPw3ZLYIu8TPLs
>>218756469nobody cares faggot. move on.
Cow just gave birth on the cow cam and now theyre all cleaning it like the cast in the kitchen. Blessed.
We’re in here>>218755706>>218755706>>218755706
>I broke every bone in my boday
>>218756499damn, why so angry for literally no reason?Jet shouted her out on director.
>>218756374actually that's cheesy fries dumb fuck
>>218756429Behold the miracle of Fishtank.
5 fucking seasons then we've got this pygmy thing over at bitchtank
>>218756512Can we not have bake wars? I'm sick of it
The twins are hypnotized to roleplay as other people now. Duck hands.
Twins fatigue
ENTER
>No white boys pleasebros.... it's so over
>>218756503life... uh, finds a way
>>218756431its not bread sticks if it's made with pizza dough and it's not pizza if there's no dang red sauce (with some exceptions but this ain't one of them). These are garlic fingers, pizza dough, butter garlic and cheese cut in fingers. Garlic Fingers.
BINGO LOOKS LIKE THE GIRL FROM GINGER SNAPS 2BRIGITTE AND GHOST (16 YEAR OLD SHE HULK) MERGED INTO ONEWASTED YEARS
she shouldn't of done that
>>218756571Make the call Jet
>>218756613Have*
the real twins
I doubt it will happen, but a new freeloader, literally anyone, would lock this in as one of the best fishtank days.
these are the cool black girls jet wanted
I dont like where this is going
>>218756568>what’s a royal ball? After all, I suppose it would be frightfully dull, and boring, and completely ... completely wonderful…
>>218756602wrong image LOL
>>218756546Bitchtank was lowkey the best season thoughbeit
>>218756525These people unironically believe that if they rage hard enough Jet will notice them and hate anyone like Letty.
>>218756644insanely frumpy kek
>>218756603Pizza places make everything out of pizza dough. Garlic knots, brownie desserts, breadsticks, etc.
vicky getting even drunker
>>218756664love and life
>>218756644lmao why does emma look so fucked up here?
Literally cant watch director with this parkinsons ass cameraman.
eat the zagnut
alex b voice is fucking frying me whenever it comes onit sounds exactly like the "dont you believe it" from a tom and jerry episodehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9U_C_q6WcU
Bongo is the better actor I've noticed.Which one of them lived with their dad while they were separated?
>>218756678And in light of recent humiliations, it's an honor to be joined by men, and not faggot ass corn-holin' cocksuckers that like bitchtank. They should fuckin' die!
CHEESE FRIES!!???????
>>218756700how do people get drunk off piss beer like that
>>218756752bongo
errrmmm... i have borner
Here's your cheese fries bro
>>218756720even when his fat lazzy ass is sitting down he struggles with keeping the camera still
>HE'S NEVER HAD A TWIN THREEWAY
>>218756776wrong
>>218756776
>>218756722I think you are going schizophrenic
the nails might be a little too long
>>218756571https://youtu.be/BkiPtNlayg8?t=1792literally kiki & koko
>>218756722holy shit i remember this. what a blast from the past
They got them Takis and charge they phone and McDonald's
>>218756753You gotta drink +6 in quick succession
it's pretty funny that the twins can sound normal if they put in the effort
>>218756806>proudly wisconsin
you didn't win shit but Jet's dick, and you know it
>>218756754>he's never actually had cheese fries >it's been cheesy bread this whole time
Ermm waitor? My cheese fries are not up to standard. They need to be like pizza
>>218756870Proudly CHEESE Wisconsin
still no vicky or emma nudes??
>>218756876This actually is funny
Just the fact that they're playing into so well. They're actually pretty funny! This has been the best part so far!
Does anyone have a link to S3 Episode 2?
>>218756377So what are the odds that landon hasnt had legitimate cheese fries?
Guy who makes an account on fishtank.rip to shittalk jet
>>218756876That's another new food for him then.
>>218756905https://gofile.io/d/mGLrB6
>>218756920future so bright she overexposed
WHERE THE FUCK DID EMMA GO
Texas Toast
>>218756919patriot
>>218756945does it matter? she's fodder
eat the zagnut or you'll be taking your last breath of fresh air
james drake is scared shitless of kiki and koko
>>218756920bitch got them high eyelashes
>>218756900shut up mr reddit fuck facethis season is terrible
>>218756720This is the worst camera man in fishtank history and it's not even closeJet needs to can this faggot immediately if he cares at all about the quality of the show
This whole cheese fries debacle reminds me of this, trust me its funny and worth watching till the endhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Z70f3VXKtg
>>218756954last thing i remember was her having a mental breakdown, did they take her down into the basement to play coddletank with her?
Happy friday faggots. Just got pizza and a 6 pack of pints
>>218756945Hiding in her cave with the ogress
Head is a fat old gooner
>>218756452looks delicious
some yt boy kek
wtf bongo has such a nice body, i thought it would be much flabbier
>>218756114>Skull Hyde committed suicide and failed again.who?what??
baby daddy better cashapp me
>>218756930>https://gofile.io/d/mGLrB6ty
GEEKED ASS CAMERAMAN
WHO'S THE CAMERAMAN
>Prolly like a hundred black guys
>>218756976jets telling her he'll make sure shes top 3
i'm not exactly proud to admit this but i just shot the biggest ropes i've shot in months just now to the twins
>>218756979vicky's at the bar nigga
look how happy ftl is now they have something to goon to
Made some cheese fries this morningWhat do you guys think?
this camera man huffing and puffing
100 black guys
bongo got me actin up frfr
>>218756998new guyhe's getting all the ass shots
this new cameran be joining in too much
100 black guys AHAHAHAHAHA
I actually feel sick right now thinking about how Jet is going to rape these two.
>>218756997Geeked up playing X-Box all day
>>218757011we call that chili cheese fries
>beaver street tts
TWINS ARE UGLY AF BRO
>>218756963Didn't say the whole season is good. But this bit is is.
>>218756969Homemade Show was the worst shit he's ever done.
>>218756992It's just some gay drama from /bant/Two 40 year old pedophiles arguing between each other, just ignore it.
>>218757023HE FUCKING SUCKS ASS
>100 black guys
>>218756752I can't believe Bingo is wearing that.Must still smell like raw pussy (surstromming juice)
>>218756776NOOO IT'S MORE PIZZA-ESQUE
MORE IS HAPPENING WITH THE COWS!!!! EVEN THE WHITE COW IS JOINING THE FRAY!!!
>>218756992He's the pedophile Sam hyde seether who got busted for running a CP discord server. He's listed as a sex offender.
I am legitimately feeling sexual feelings for the twins. Now, this is probably the goal of the winners.But I'm fucking horny now. If I Was in the tank? I'd slap both their asses.
>>218756998@claire
>>218757011spicy pork cheese fries
>>218757049so like cheese bread?
>old house>shit flinging first week>meme character>fem chud>giga chad >autismo fan favorite>production's right hand girl like Trishi'm getting S2 vibes
>>218757056i saw the calf moving, so it's still alive!!
it's actually insane what makeup can do
>only running bits for the twinsJust hand them the 50k.
Bingo'd get it
>>218756379THEY'RE 29 YOU SICK FUCK
>>218757005I hope you're just lying for (you)s on the internet
this is a test for the twins twerk off elimination challenge
>DON'T LOOK>DON'T LOOK>DON'T LOOK>DON'T LOOK
Bingo actually looks fuckableIs this the power of makeup?
even hoeified, Bingo is beautiful
>>218757011
>>218757077they are also wearing wigs and tight clothes
kiki has hair like bonnie
>>218757074james drake is the anti brian
>>218757038Yes, but that skit was good if you have any imagination. Its a perfect parody of mundane breakfast telivision without any of the visuals.
they need some actual strippers in there, theyre in fucking atlanta
>>218757081Mentally 9
Cooling down on head
>>218757079we've had head, lando and twins bits today that were all pretty good
>>218756469Rather eat shit than hear nigger Nina's screeching
None of you are actually attracted to this outfit of the twins, right?... you're just joking... right?....
Head is right, this is the first step to pimping out the twins.
>>218757110head is gonna fuck the beaner
>>21875708126 bitch
>>218757011I'd eat that, make me one
>>218757116>Bingo goes from a 2/10 into a straight 6 or 7what the FUCK
>>218757109Heads okay in the morning when everyone else is low energy. Sucks more the longer days go on
>>218757118I'm surprised how into it they are.
I LEGIT WANT THE TWINS TO FART IN MY FACE AND SCRATCH MY BELLY WITH THEIR NAILS!!!!!@@
>>218757091>DON'T LOOK>DON'T LOOK>DON'T LOOK>DON'T LOOK
>>218757118do you know where you are
>>218757097
Baby cow is now STANDING!
>>218757128First time seeing makeup before/after?
im liking the three 6 mafia tts
>>218756905>Does anyone have a link to S3 Episode 2?Its a terrible take on Season 3, including E1 which steinful edited. Total trash.
velma????????????
>>21875712867!
>>218757104they already did that bit
the twins are so fucking hot. who knew they were tight little pieces this whole time
>>218757118HAHAHAHAHAHA dude is that a Pepe with a Cheese Fries hat???
>>218757127It's just a store bought pizza dude just get one yourself
>>218757108old enough
Curious if they will still end their free stream at 10pm or if they will simp to kick now
they look like averagely dysgenic women now that wear makeup. its surprising how ugly the average woman is
>>218757056THE CALF IS STANDING NOWGET IN HERE FELLAS
I need to see more cigarettes and snot rockets
>>218757101Brian was still casted to be the normie chad thoughbeit
>>218757140QRD on today, including the twins, I had a midterm like the stupid little schoolcel I am
>>218757141seeing bonnie makes me homesick :(
>>218757011ooo never thought of putting hot dog slices on it, looks good
>>218757097you mean the pedophile?
James is awesome
>>218757084
>>218756920POV: You just entered Agartha.
Holy shit, is Michael J Fox running the camera? This fucker is shaking like crazy.
>>218757177same chat
>>218757169go to sleep junior
>>218757137 Allah sending his toughest battles
just ordered a stuffed crust cheese fries from dominos
>you now realize this is all the thought goran put into the bit
JET FUCKING KNEW I HAD WHITE GIRL DRESING AS BLACK GIRL FETISH I TOLD HIM LAST YEARHE IS DOING THIS TO TAUNT ME HE KNOWS WHAT HES DOINGGGG
>>218757097>>218757141Jet is stealth bonnie posting
>>218757165this but unironically
they need some sweet smelling perfume and a gross black bo stank
>>218757196I'm unironically in law school REEEEEEEEEEEE
James mystified by Kiki and Koko
cameraman losing his zamn mind nigga
Uhhh bros, is it normal for the udders to look like they're about to explode?
>>218757118I think Bongo looks prettier in her usual outfit and without makeup.
>>218757177be brave
why did they hire this camera guy? fuck sake
>>218757118Uh... yeah...
>>218757141bonnie mogs
they made the twins skinny shadi's
beat this guy with a pillowcase full of rocks
Do not make sexual comments involving the twins and James DrakeThey have a wholesome, platonic, almost familial relationship. They are not for lewding together. Cease your vile thoughts.
Bonnie mogs
>>218757160they'll probably do it just because its the first night then close it tomorrow, if the kick money is good they'll make the last week free
>>218757198lmfao this shouldn't still be this funny to me
Great job camera guy
I legitimately forgot Emma existed. She has to be the first one to go
post YFW you have given Jet a cumulative $0
>>218757228i'm trying my best
James is horny for sex with the twins and Emma is seething with jealousy
James Drake is very disturbed by this bit.
>>218757218i love that this nigga is a gigachad but dresses like hes from 2011 and goes to hardcore shows. him being a saosin fan explains it lol
>>218757177
>>218757118YOU NIGGERS DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT A CHEESE FRY IS.
>>218757236the untold things Jet will do to those two
>>218757200>wiggers are wiggers and like wigger shitwoah dude no way!
i went to this new cheese fry store the other day and they put the sauce UNDER the cheese and cut the fries into TRIANGLE.WTF
>>218757234Fat Shia
>>218757169>Bam showed up with his dogs again>Jet brokered a truce between the men and women to allow Landon to clean up the Jungle Room>Bam and his buddies beat up Head and tarred and feathered him causing a huge mess in the kitchen>Everyone cleaned it up together and Jet got them doordash, specifically with Landon wanting cheese fries>Turns out it wasn't cheese fries, but some flyover state Walmart sauceless cheese pizza>There was also a hungry hippo challenge to collect plant matter and the boys dominated, especially James Drake
>>218757142
>>218757265>garnishing cheese frieskek
>>218757040>>218757057i will never set foot in /bant/. off-season always breeds this kind of weird gay shit.
>>218757199they're pretty good at RP so it doesn't really require them to have a goal or anything like that
James Drake is wrestling with some complicated feelings right now
guy who jerks off to mental retards
this is cozy and kino
>>218757150i meant like black hoes
>>218757142YESSSSSSSSSSSSS LETS GO.
Dead thread
Why is everyone allowing the nontent whores to be let out of their trash pile? I do not like seeing them have a good time
S3 gimmick meh /10
>>218757177*hugs you*
>>218757263i love 2012 emo Drake so muchaverage pg 99 fan
>>218757097>>218757141>>218757177bonnie is really fishtank related now
>>218757279Thats it? Is anything else planned for tonight?
>>218757164Did Bam have to get rid of some of his dogs after this? He only kept bringing up one afterward
>>218757257>people give the wiggers money
>>218757279TY and god bless anonI saw a photo of the tarring earlier in the thread and thought we had finally entered pooptank
Y'all ever had a Wisconsin apple pie? Take a ground beef patty, put it between two pieces of bread, lettuce, pickle, tomato, mustard and mayo. It's a Wisconsin classic. It's practically all I eat.
I hated this camerman but these shots are making me kek
cameraman gooning
>Skit is done and now we're back to 10 people in a room having three conversations with the worst echo in the houseFucking kill me now.
>heaving wheezing>doesn't know how to hold the fucking camera up so half the show is people's assfire this nigga
>>218757190>POV: You just entered Agartha.POST GONDOLAS.
>>218757142damn that was fast
>>218757311>Is anything else planned for tonight?no it's vibe repair night for the sixth night in a row
>>218757188Why is jet bimboifying the retard twins?
another boring day. when does sam show up?
>>218757310that was years ago bro
>>218757287The off-season fanbase are the absolute dregs of society
>>218757268sounds more like a zagnut joint
>>218757310chat is this real
I’m gonna go watch shoovy
>>218757342W
the twins is the whole show, its like all the other fish gave up
>>218757334People were asking for a makeover bit since day 1
>>218757319>HE NEVER HAD TRADITIONAL WISCONSIN APPLE PIE
>>218757310dont let klaus see this
>>218757285>cheese friesThat's poutine you fucking faggot
>>218757308thank u>>218757310ai derpfake i think chat
worst cameraman of all time
>>218757311Jet wants Head to start shit this evening because he wants the challenge to progress more but Head is a fat retard with a concussion so who knows if he remembers
I cant believe the day 6 twist is that "cheese fries" meant "cheese bread" this entire time. The only revelation in fishtank similar is the whole "burt is a math tutor scammer pretending to be a white guy" which admittedly is way better, but this still rules
Just a quick little swig on the job
did we ever get to see josie in form-fitting clothes??
>>218757268That's why you need to stick with the local gas station
>>218757339this poster is austin/the_prick
>>218757339the only type of fishtank fan that goes into those threads are the simps. really tells you all you need to know
>cameraman is borderline unwatchable and ruins the vibe of fishtank>only redeeming factor is that is has the best audio compared to the others (it still sucks dick)>director is on it 90% of the time>they dont even bother with the ptz cameras when the camera man is upThis is the worst fishtank has sounded and looked and it's genuinely not even close man. They fucked up the visuals so much it's unbelievable. This feels nothing like fishtank the majority of the time when you're on director
>>218757263>from 2011 and goes to hardcore showsNigga he's a 36 year old minor actor/musician. He literally is from 2011 going to ahows
drake having fun :)
james drake is crying laughing seeing his special needs twin sisters dressed this way
>COW DRAMA
>>218757358he *clap* is *clap* learning *clap* give *clap* him *clap* time *clap*
>>218757349>its like all the other fish gave upThis is unironically how it feels at this point. They ALL seem defeated at this point. Just slumped in their chairs.
this fucking cameraman is so badSTOP FILMING SO CLOSE, LET ME SEE THE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS
Goran I know youre combing this thread so listen bud we need1- Scotty2- The Racoon3- The Goblin4- Production Party Possessed Jimmy
james drake loves this bit
head is overstaying his welcome I think, no one's doing anything but the twins
>>218757169>Little calf is trying to take its first steps>Three of the cows are immensely excited >White cow is boring nontent>The three excited cows have been helping the calf to stand up>Literally moments ago, the calf just took its first stepsThis is peak cowntent boys.
>>218757342Talking to clav rn
>You remind me of Velma. You know, because of the color orange.
>>218757257I bought the Season Pass XL and the 100/month basement chat. Just kidding.
>>218757373i know thats what i was saying. guess i worded it like a retard
>>218757372This camera guy chuckling while doing the worse fucking job ever is driving me fully insane
>>218757366closest was when they wrapped her in tape
>>218757370I have no idea who those people are, please get other interests besides stalking fishtank contestants and orbiters
bar cam is way better, fuck this cameraman
>>218757365this nigga is a bum
>>218757351whos that shes with?
Head would molest the twins if they were his daughters
>>218757057what is the rationale for this
>>218757394hopefully they all gang up on him soon
head raped koko
>>218757257what's jimmy nu-tron up to now
>unc just touching asses nowHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>218757339>>218757371Nuh uh bant is mostly normal i think. Its hardly any simping since taytriots imploded
>>218757403he's laughing nonstop
>>218757356Ah shit I didn't look at it long enough to see the curds. Still, garnishing fries is funny to me.
>>218757365based
>>218757417hope so too, but they don't even seem to care
this fucking camera guy laughing and wheezing. putting the camera 6 inches away from everyone’s asses and faces
who is this new foid
>>218757372trvthnvke
>>218757435its so bad man
>>218757302WE HAVE TO VIBRATE HIGHER.
Head needs to go
GYAAATTTT
>>218757390He is a fan of theatre. He should get a black character to play too
Another boring day on the Fishtank.
New Bake>>218757432>>218757432>>218757432
>>218757310Another nifty nigga joins the polycule
>>218757400They should get that Terry guy as a freeloader to teach them programming and shit
>>218757394he said he's staying until the end of the show
>>218757453Retard
>>218757453why do you keep doing this
>>218757437>they hired a gooner fan to be cameraman
>>218757394He’s staying the whole season
>>218757366
Update the list of Head rape victims
>>218757453fucking retard
ive never understood how girls with these long nasty nails wipe their ass
>>218757372season 3 was just this without a live handheld
so the twins just win right?>foids>autistic>best dynamic>funny>willing to play any bit>no bitching>artists
>>218757403Agreed. He's fucking trash when he's not filming Bongo's ass.
>unc touches asses>Whimsical and cute>Zoomer touches asses>Rape chargeIT'S NOT FAIR
>>218757437He just like me
Is this the entire joke?
>>218757234his wife is hot
>>218756469COMFY TIME
>>218757424/tv/ is just people sitting around effortposting looking for things to rage at bant is way more chill i think
>>218757465>>218757464the last 2 bake said bake at 100 I'm just doing what the bake says
>wiggers drinking on the jobFigures
>>218757453thats not even a real thread its zagnut
>>218757476They're perfect. Its fucked for everyone else on the show. They're not even pity winners like the other seasons
>>218757453fuck you
the twins are doing funny shit and he's just filming head
>>218757473They just don't shit until the one day they don't get all made up
atleast the fat retard cameraman is having more fun than the rest of production
>skullnigger once again fucking up the numbering and baking earlykill this fag
>>218757460Anon... Terry's dead.
>>218757412Kill yourself you fucking faggot. Brain matter all over your ceiling bitch
>>218757500>is it ok if I spam mustard?????????????
JD's smile warms my heart
>>218757490who
>>218757394I'm feeling this, too. Massively cooled down on him>fake poop scandal>boomer tar and feather prank with all of bam's literally who boomer friendsThat's all he's got. The only good part of the boomertank mess today was watching landonjanny freak out over it
>>218757494Bant is 30% your posts
>>218757465It's KlausHe's high on methadone and wants attention
have the twins taken over the tank? literally nobody cares about the other fish and it looks like they've given up
Sarah status?
suggestion: send in jimmy with a bunch of pies and have them have a pie fight
>>218757465Benleaks can only praise s2
>*SNIFF*
>>218757500the wiggers are so fucking sensitive, man
Fishtank went from creating to just spamming 2 year old memes
rip changed the camera layout and it's fucked my brain up
>>218757500This mustard spam is fucking aids.
>>218757521@dunwitch
>>218757494Bantfags are more used to the wigger incompetence and expect it so i think they are less quick to anger in these threads.
>>218757476>no bitchingbingo was threatening to leave today because she was hungry
>>218757500Jet said yesterday was a "great day" and now today is an "awesome day". If this is what they consider great and awesome i'm just gonna stop watching man. I can't hold on much longer.
>>218757519His cock is gonna warm your ass, gay boy
>>218757518holy unc
FondueKiwisMangosChardonnayPomegranatesIceberg LettuceCandy CanesPeanutsBoiled PeanutsCircus PeanutsSour Patch KidsFruit By The FootSushiCrawdad BoilChipotle BurritoLittle DebbieHo-Ho'sGoldfishGatoradeCanned TunaGrapesApplesBeef JerkyAsparagusNew York Strip SteakSalmonBroccoliAlmondsGreen Tea
what's the end goal of lying about the thread number
>>218757557see you tomorrow
>>218757473I dont understand why you kill cats
>shitty cameraman>vibe repair nonsense>sfx spamminggod can we do fuckin something interesting?
>>218757465benleaks hates it when the thread doesnt start talking about s2 or tj
Has today been good?
>>218757506worst cameraman of all time
>>218757504Still hoping James Drake wins.
This nigga just films asses and laughs
Cows are having a chill after all that excitement.
The Twins are my favorite, but I feel like all of the other fish are just resigned to losing at this point. They need a fire lit under their ass ASAP.
The wiggers should just give the twins the prize money so we can move on with our lives. You know you want to, Jet.
>>218757396I don't know when or how this started but I do enjoy it, ty anon
>>218757452code?
Drinking a case of beer with my wife Vicky. She has to be up at 5AM to drive a school bus for the local low income school district. I don't know how she does it, but she's a trooper. The situation downstairs is grim (you can see the hemorrhoids through her bush) but she lets me stick it in whenever I want and doesn't bitch about it, so I can't complain. I hope she lives long enough to get that state pension. It's not much but God knows I'm going to need it. The doctor said she has cirrhosis of the liver AND emphysema so she's living on borrowed time.
>>218757555yeah ironically we're the ones least invested in the show
>>218757557There have been days that were much worse
>>218757590kinda based
>>218757557I'll come back, But god damn I knew I made right decision not giving any of my money to the wiggers.
>>218757565
why has nobody stolen vicky's bag
twins glow up they are HOT
>>218757569because they're fucking annoying and lil jordo needs to eat
>>218757594ok how about we let them kick the only other decent fish and then fill the house with more of bams friends?
>>218757573>cameramanWatching on a stationary cam is almost always better
bad bitch
>>218757506mogged by head's girth
i just realized i have yet to see bashir braid his hair but its always braided a different way each day
Conversation policing is so cringe. I get why, but it's not that hard to tune out one conversation in the room to listen to another.
vance hid a vibe repair cache in dining room
Season 5 is disastrously boring and bad
head stories worse than bam stories
>>218757582Landon had a meltdown over his janitorial duties.He broke after Jet & production poured liquid shit on Head in the kitchen.
>>218757531i actually really like this it sounds like a classic recreation
im bored
>>218757475The live handheld is the core thing that ruins itThe cams were pretty shit in s3, but atleast they tried with the ptz and got funny angles. The room has been full for half an hour and the ptz has not fucking moved at all because they're just keeping the director on the cameraman, who is literally fucking drinking right now btw
>>218757625All the guys are retarded.
>>218757590These tards need to hit the gym
>>218757625They fear the retaliatory kratom mog.
>>218757604Im more addicted to posting. When 4chan was down the other day i had literally zero interest in watching
the cameraguy thinks he's part of the show
Viewers on the Fishtank Kick stream at 2.4K
>>218757651hi bored
>>218757639yeah
where's jihadi?
>no one has noticed emma has been gone for the past hour+
>can we play copyrighted musicfuck you Head
>unmute>5 different conversations at once, TTS playing over it all, head the center focus of director again>mute
I’m going to sleep methinks
>>218757683nobody ever notices Emma
>>218757638it is when the audio is this shit
>>218757585He's definitely the second most likely imo. Liked by fans and people in the house while not being an overt threat is the combo
>>218757661Bongo using the squat rack hhnnnghhbhfhdhhh
>>218757683who is emma
>>218757500mints fucking sucks
>>218757683She should be relegated to her trash pile
>>218757647Thanks for the update
>s4 retards like dan and aryeh seething in the threads cause they were on the non-season instead of this content rich seasonHahaha i love it keep it coming boys!
and head still has something big planned for the day he leaves
another night of just hanging around the bar and drinkinggreat show, jet. awesome stuff
Jet planning this season: "surely people use the bar, glassroom, and dorm equally"
Think I'm gonna go back to watching WWE Slopdown
>>218757683Who?
Now open the goo room
>>218757729S4 was nonstop content you retard
MUSTARRRRRRDDDDD!!!!!!!
>>218757683I assumed she was guarding her trash
Today was awesome for the wiggers because they secured a deal with kick and aren't completely desperate for money
>>218757683shes in the corridor in the blind spot i think
>>218757750>t.dan
>>218757729kek
>>218757500MUSTARDYellow MustardHoney MustardStone Ground Dijon MustardGrey PouponSpicy Brown Mustard
It's a boring show with 0 tension or drama. It's almost been a week and barely anything is memorable. It's just a haze of TTS, Loud SFX, and boring conversations.
>>218757424every /bant/fag post i see is like "yo that's obviously bimblor posting" and then you ask who bimblor is and it's some guy who cuts himself and spams CP because he's mad about a girl who was on camera for 2 seconds during bitchtank or something
>giving the fish more alcohol for vibe repair>almost a week straight of thisyeah alright i'm watching kino casino BYE BYE
are you allowed to say the gamer word on kick.com?
I really hate these week long challenges and they do them all the time
>>218757730he's not going to do anything>promised shit shoe, never happened (it's where you shit in a shoe, it's called shit shoe)>faked the hot tub poophate boomers so much it's unreal
Splotchy cow just got mogged. She's trying to get near the calf, but momma just won't allow it now.
so uhh. when does the show start?
>>218757758Does this mean less spam tts and sfx?
>ive been drinking all day and im not drunkyeah coors are shit dumb bitch
This is actually unwatchable.
>>218757779right on cueHAHAHAHAHA
>>218757779We needed Bezo
>>218757779>It's almost been a week and barely anything is memorable.You just made me realize we're 1/5th of the way through S5 already and literally nothing of note has happened.
>>218757763She was there before she’s at the bar now
>>218757785see you in 8 hrs after the jer segment is over
i belly laugh at the landon ai song and mustard and tactical nuke gay guy alert gay guy alert
>>218757790Yes but not allowed to spam it
>>218757790yeah it's less strict than youtube or twitch
Why is everyone more miserable today than every other day, the show literally has not changed
this is unwatchable
>>218757783nice try bimblor we all remember what you said in that thread half a decade ago
>>218757639Vance should have continued his "staff member who keeps fucking things up" bit, it was the only time he was actually funny
>>218757779Vibe repair season get the fuck out my ear nigga
>>218757825for me its mints doing bruh and faaah spam that shit mad funny dawg
This is unwatchable
>i belly laugh at the landon ai song and mustard and tactical nuke gay guy alert gay guy alert
>>218757783Cumeater is a good one. Never watched the show but got obsessed with angie after seeing her in an OP on /tv/
>>218757785wtf is kino casino
guy who belly laughs at the landon ai song and mustard and tactical nuke gay guy alert gay guy alert
>>218757834The real answer is that the pace has been extreme for a fishtank season, it's exhausting.
Did you know?Nothing is going on because the wiggers are now hooked on Vicky's Kratom. It was supposed to be a joke, but they actually took it
send in klaus
>>218757785Alcoholic house
>>218757783imma keep it real with you king: you're absolutely right
So vibe repair in s5 us just dressing up the twins for comic relief?
>>218757779theres a third cow thats been harassing the cow mother and her calf.but yeah white cow is complete nontent sitting in the back.
>>218757783That part.
klaus would unironically save this season
Bongo was just pushing up her tits using the mirror in Glassroom.
Emma is slutting it up with james, that whore
>>218757783Incredibly accurate.
>>218757748>Refill your diapers... You'll love the next part
>it's a they all sit in one small room and loudly talk at the same time episode
>>218757882When I saw Jet come up I knew s2 was going to be a great season
>announce on the speaker that fish having different conversations should split off into different rooms for the sake of the audio>literally none of them do>three different conversations still going on at the bar>only ones that leave are the twins but that's because they have a tendancy to constantly wander anywaysNice show jet
>>218757783you're describing Austin/The Prick and its litteraly just one guy
>>218757310i'd let bonnie hit if i was 16 i don't see a problem
>>218757842They need to do a famous house type season again but be a little more subtle with it. I don't know how the FH contestants weren't cracking up.
>>218757783So fucking true LMAO. I used to be a prolific /bant/ poster but I stopped after season 3, it's just a fucking cesspool now
>Vicky sitting there>retard Landon sitting next to her doesnt rizz her up or just shoot the shitGIVE ME THE FUCKING SPOT INSTEAD IM GETTING SO FUCKING MAD.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkTzFe_3pZMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkTzFe_3pZMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkTzFe_3pZMLMAO BASEDos
>>218757783why are they like this
plant matter status?
>>218757783that's so funny, bimblor
A lot of Season 5 is them doing Famous House tier intentionally corny bits but the whole cast already knows it's fishtank so there's no there there
Vicky large
>>218757935Bro vicky is chopped as fuck dude
>>218757783And that's why /bant/ should be nuked
>>218757916pisses me of when they do this and then never further try and enforce it. fucking fags
>>218757923based communal teenage bussy bro
>>218757941I'm le grown man but im mischevious and eeeviiill teeheee
>>218757895Jet make the call
>>218757683>day 42>Everyone's gone and the team is moving their stuff out>Vance overturns one of the mattresses in the dorm and sees emma's corpse
>>218757959S2 vibes
its time jet, unleash the super bed
>>218757959at least they aren't trying to shoot 'scenes' again
has vic showered yet?
>>218757959that part
>>218757923
Nearly 12 hours straight of vicky drinking.I think being on this show is bad for her health
>>218757988jokes on you, the season is only 30 days
>>218757868is mustard an sfx? I don't see any called mustard
I keep forgetting Anissa is on this show
>>218757988Just like 2018...
>>218757783CUT FOR BINGO :)CUT FOR BONGO :)CUT FOR BINGO :)CUT FOR BONGO :)CUT FOR BINGO :)CUT FOR BONGO :)CUT FOR BINGO :)CUT FOR BONGO :)CUT FOR BINGO :)CUT FOR BONGO :)CUT FOR BINGO :)CUT FOR BONGO :)
>>218757959boomer normie tank with Bam and his retarded friends
there hasn't been a confessional that doesn't involve a fish toy in awhile
>>218757924That WAS them being subtle
I actually feel really bad for Vicky, she's so far gone it's not even funny.I've been in this exact spot 8 months ago when my liver was acting up because of the amount of alcohol consumed. Had to go cold turkey and I just relapsed a few weeks ago.I'll try to convince her to give this shit up but from what I've seen it's mission almost impossible.
>>218757868LET'S GO LANDON PICK IT UP
>>218757862i hate new fans so fucking much
>>218758041what spot is she in right now?
cell challenge this season is going to be the most boring shit imaginableif they even decide to do
I don't miss Sam and I'm glad he's gone.
?
Vicky is in confessional crying again
>uhh guys can you not have conversations at the same time we cant hear the conversationswhy do they say this then allow retardedly loud sfx spam
>>218757941Is that Jabroni Mike?
lil jordo shed last night and he's such a big boy now. He's like doubled in size this last year
>>218758063She's in liver failure in a matter of months spot. I see everything I saw in myself those 8 months ago.
>>218757862Shitty podcast with an obese retard who rings a bell
>>218757783oh thats like strawberry
>>218758065exactly zero people are saying this
Wasn’t Emma supposed to be injured?
>>218758076I see these moments as a good time to get some food or do house chores. Nothing being said matters
has anyone found the james drake tapes yet?
alright i'm heading over to the new thread where i will be talking about vinny
What is the extent of taxcin's involvement with the la bambo song?
>>218758060looked it upits just two fags with high voices screaming about ecelebsfucking gay
WHERE WAS EMMA ALL THIS TIME
>>218758014The rivalry between Landon and Vicky is gonna be so kino that they're gonna extend it
>>218757868
I just don't get it. Just do something. After 4 seasons one would think Jet has this shit down. Why is it still this much of a boring shitshow? I just do not understand this level of incompetence. I keep on believing and giving my money to these fuckers only for them to disappoint and disappoint. It's a friday night, and I'm once again watching wiggers doing what they've always done. Maybe it's just time to move on.
>>218757141hi
>>218758041no one gives a fuck about addicts you people are losers
>>218758065I am saying this.
>>218758134byegood luck out there buddy
>>218758121wiping head's ass
>>218758134are you thinkin what i'm thinkin?cards against humanity!
do the strippers have socials? anyone know?
>>218758065
landon has a really cool shirt on desu
>>218758146I'm a tenured professor at a college. Fuck off with this loser talk retard.
>>218758134I think it’s supposed to be funny how low effort it is with no new ideas. Jet is actually really smart.
>>218758134what do you want them to do? what is fishtank to you?
anyone else getting tired of the landon song
>>218758134
>>218758147>>218758172This is making me miss sam desu. Watching him suffer is a fishtank hallmark, just isn't the same without him
>>218758224I can't wait.
>>218758008this cracks me up every time
>>218758191i hate academics even more than addicts, you just have a cushy job you use to scam retarded kids into debt teaching them garbageif I was professor I would need to be an addict to to get over how negative I am for society and the students I am constantly abusing just to keep my fake job and easy money
maybe they just want more normie appeal so they can get more money
someone from production should actually go check on vicky in the bathroom next to dining room
>>218758226it was funny, but he would leave after an hour or twoit isn't much of a torture if he is just on his phone or laptop
>>218758268rip vicky she was the finest trash
>>218758268no. let her drown in the toilet
>>218758260Dude, i can make a fucking computer from nothing. Your spiel is boring and predictable. I not only teach students but make shit. I research shit. Your useless shitstained ass is just using my inventions. Suck a cock faggot.
>>218758268yeah they should give her more opiates
Still waiting on the twins doing ghost hunters. They need to turn off all the lights and freak out when the camera catches some dust.
>>218758191>I'm a tenured professor at a college.Lower than the homeless fent nigger jerking off on the subway.
>>218758311how do you know my ass is shitstained faggot
>>218758191you teach nothing of use and get paid LMAO you are scum
>>218758311What did you even invent smart guy?
Did anyone catch that?Mauro just walked???
>>218758311cool clock ahmed!
Are the twins into touhou and playing DDR?
>>218758147Sam sitting on a laptop doing nothing mogs Bam's cringe boomer antics 100 times over. Sam needs to come back and put Bam in the gorilla nest
>>218758400Next costume should be cosplay as Joise
>>218758311you are an addict, your "research" is just the contamination of the pluralization of all of reality that the machine uses to degrade and manipulate soceity. No one gives a fuck about a computer that's 2% more effecient. Modern academia is the primary means of alienating people of their backgrounds, and the credential based jobs is how they make sure only people who can be brainwashed can benefit from the economy. Serious academics are aware of this and are shameful of it, you aren't even aware because you are a retard who studies computers. You are a net negative and are contributing to the destruction of society tricking people with debt they don't understand, using state grants (epstein gave out a ton!) which are also just part of social engineering, and the whole field is about degrading and reducing everything which can be proceduralized and managed.nothing is more disgusting to me then an academic particularity in stem fields, they are just blind tools of the machine but have convinced themselves they are "outside of it" because they operate purely off of procedures and rules and ignore the actual impact of anything on reality. Keep doing your addiction you fucking freak your students deserve to get an accurate representation of how disgusting academics are, you being an addicted loser freak will give them a much more accurate idea of the moral status of academics.
bake, fucking shits
>>218758512search "ftl" on catalog>>218757432
new4chan.com/tv/fishtank
>>218758503>If you want, I can help unpack your concerns more constructively or dig into specific points - whether it's about academia, tech's impact on society, or where these systems succeed and fail - just tell me what direction you'd like to take.
>>218758596>.com
>>218758065Retard jet
>>218758134>giving your money to jetDumb yots
>>218758391 holy shit you just dated yourself by like a decade what’s next, gonna accuse him of hiding the professor’s research in a briefcase with a blinking LED? at least clock kid actually built something, OP just built a reddit-tier ego and called it tenure lmao
