>/ftl/ NEWS-- Elimination TODAY, James Drake convinced people to give him their plant matter to eliminate Bashir-- Plumbing BROKEN-- Liquid shit poured on Head, causing Landon to have a meltdown and for the house to get FRESH AIR-- Plumbing FIXED-- Head shit in a bucket-- Stream on kick instead of youtube (kick.com/fishtank)-- New fishtoy: Dance Monkey, make fish dance for you-- Challenge is no longer about plant leaves, it's about having the most plant matter in a trash bag; it may change again-- Emma looks to be in the lead, she's going to shoot Bashir-- If one of the boys get the bullet they'll shoot Vicky-- Jet wants Vicky to stay because she's interesting-- Jet put porn on the stream to get restreamer banned on youtube, it didn't work-- Twins were rewarded immunity for being top stox>Links:https://fishtank.rip/ (PPV)https://kick.com/fishtankhttps://www.fishtank.live/https://classic.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5prev: >>218775847
Hey Lil buddy
I wish she was in the tank
whats up with junkies not taking a fuckin shower?
Suck and tug my balls LandonYou've earned this load!
What did Bongo mean by this? Why was she in contact with Vicky prior to going on the show?
james drake just might pull this together after the tts session. if he becomes our nontent destroyer I will kneel for eternity
Remember during bloodgames some anon predicted his own post ID? he replied to his own post in the same post, it made me ill
I want to have sex with Twins, Emma, Vicky, Anissa and Charity. I want to sex them all
poop spongebob
As soon as they get out I WILL find the twins and get close to them. I will make sure they are taken care of. I will NEVER have sex with them tho. I will protect them from FREAKS like you "people". They will remain locked in a room with a window and a beautiful view, with various plants and dvd's of their favourite cartoons. They will never have access to the internet again. i will save them.
This is unwatchable.
2026....I am forgotten
I don't understand this show now.
>>218778088THEYRE ALL PLANTS
EVERYONE WHO CALLED HER FAT APOLOGISE24.9 BMI IS PERFECTLY HEALTHY
>i would lick Bingo from her earlobes to her asscrack
what kind of evil and fucked up shit would be revealed about your past if you went on Fishtank?
Please let me retire this meme tonight.
>>218778081I wish she was on my cock
>>218778092We have been trying to tell you that this is a satanic show for years. You did not listen.
where's vicky?
>>218778092that was really fucked up
Post joopy, my joopatroopas
do americans really?
>>218778088Get your cork board, pins and red string then you tell me
>>218778082showering is a psyopsoap doesn't exist in nature
>>218778091He won't, his mind is already pretty made up. TTS had to stress the importance of keeping the audience happy by eliminating dogshit snake fish like JD and Emma over content fish like Bashir and Vicky.
>>218778081yeah
>>218778088James Snake is the only non plant
Ellie has been hitting the galaxy gas if she thinks she's getting into UCLA
Bingo....Bongo..... us /bant/oids have so many beautiful sights to show you
Booting Emma would be the smartest play. Shes the most powerful female and without her scheming behind the scenes Vicky will self implode even faster. He will cement his respect and cred among the men. Anisa and the twins are barely playing the game. Bashir will be a problem forever but when things get crazy I don’t think he’ll be able to handle the pressure. He has way too many potential weaknesses
press T to be THANKFUL Sam is not there to menace the contestants and and the rest of producing and ruin yet another season of Fishtank
>>218778088The entire season is fake
>>218778091It would be fun to have James Drake as TTS' gladiator.
>>218778109That's Cody he's on fishtank production now
>>218778081who the fuck is that anyway? have we ever gotten her socials?
>>218778141>5'4">170 lbsYes, Americans really. 90% of all of the women I see out and about are obese.
>>218778062stop watching this shit
>>218778088wait so Vicky and bongo know each other?? the poop was fake now this.bruh
what a day
>>218778123put her on a lazy susan and be like ZAAAMN
>>218778088I thought she was talking about rose or whatever here
>>218778088Let me know when you figure it out. I'm confused.
>>218778124My family's history would be a literal goldmine for you people to dig through. I cannot go on the show.
>>218778158wtf did she bog herself or is it just the makeup?
>>218778138
I can’t watch Fishtank anymore. I’m actually crying right now. I’ve fallen far too hard for Bongo and knowing I’ll never be able to talk to her, to touch her, to love her is giving me serious pain and grief.
>>218778178Bam got big purpled...
i think it's time to turn up the heat in the tank
>>218778062in how many hours is elimination vote I don't want to watch all day
i love the twins
>>218778153TLPcoded brat
>>218778153Cute!
>>218778146The beautiful and flawless bingo
>>218778141Yeah my gf got fat as hell and wonders why I don’t wanna fuck her anymore
>>218778194
It's gonna be funny when James eliminates Landon, that nontent shut-in autistic faggot of a janitor needs to go out
>friday night>nothing happens>saturday day>nothing happensVery Neptunian to put your show on hold for peak times
>>218778149right, which made him actually start to consider it. he said he's still thinking about it. time will tell I guess
>>218778168what are those scars did sam get a masectomy
SOMEONE TTS VICKY ASKING HER TO PROVE SHE'S STILL 145
>>218778173As a fuck you to Jon?
>>218778183nastier than rachel to me
>>218778088charity is damiels mom
>>218778161get emma out of here, then anissa next and some new freeloaders in and we have a good show to watch
>>218778168I wish Kumbi was there. That nigga deserves more recognition. Him and Dillon the Hacker were legends to me.
>>218778092number, not ID, right?
Why does Bingo walk that way?
>>218778153shes fucked 23 different guys since that aired
>>218778161The Twins dont have to play the game. Anissa is expecting to stay on the sidelines and not be targeted.
>>218778203fuck i should have put that in the news.it's 7pm
>>218778088Chat.... is this real?
please tell me james drake isn't eliminating bashir
>>218778216She’s a goddess
Reminder that this season is already over.Drake will be a retard white knight and kick bashir which opens the way for twin victory through longhouse.This is another longhouse season
>>218778138I think I’m so driven by my hatred of Jet that I would do absolutely everything and anything necessary to marry her.
>NO JAMES YOU DONT WANT TO ELIMINATE THE STRONGEST COMPETITOR AND ONLY NON-RETARD OF THE BUNCH B-BECAUSE YOU JUST DONT OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!What’s this form of cope called?
>>218778234She's so fucking disabled, dude
TLP freeloader when
>>218778203Wiggers said 7. Honestly, before Drake starts shooting they should have Bam pull him into confessional and tell him to kill Emma.
>>218778235all me
>>218778092I've laid awake at night every night since then thinking about it
>>218778185she is, but she's talking about rose to vickys ex boyfriend who is crazy obsessed with vicky
>>218778194seems a good time for suicide, zoom-zoom.
I can’t watch Fishtank anymore. I’m actually crying right now. I’ve fallen far too hard for Vicky and knowing I’ll never be able to do kratom with her, to drink with her, to love her is giving me serious pain and grief.
If james doesn't shoot Landon he's retarded
>>218778178
>>218778183This bitch makes me itchy just looking at her, oh my god man.
>>218778088That forum post was nothing and retarded so I know it's easy to get confused but "Rose" is not Vicky.
>>218778248
>>218778251people are blaming Jet, not Drake because he thinks this is Big Brother
head sucks so much
>>218778223I bet someone could actually convince Jon that Cody is Mac
>>218778194This post has been said, verbatim, about every simpable mid ever on the show
>my reaction know Edmund McMillan likes fishtank....
Eliminate Bashir
>singing the used>not box full of sharp objectsfaggots
>>218778249Twins are being hyper coddled to the end regardless of who gets eliminated
>>218778189she just always does that retarded face in pictures
>>218778217>weeb has an abhorrent opinion Shocking
Who's fucking yeling
imagine the smell
>>218778284Nigga do you really think Jimmy doesn’t want $50,000?
Shut up bashir
>>218778234my theory is the twins were alone together a lot and just kinda developed a weird speech impediment. Because they say their words all fine, but with a heavy impedimentBingo kinda talks like a half-deaf person talks, which is interesting.
>>218778251Bashir is a threat, but Emma is a far more dangerous threat. Bashir is autistic enough to outright tell you to your face that he's going to eliminate you out of a warped sense of honor.
>>218778282see >>218778266
I can’t watch Fishtank anymore. I’m actually crying right now. I’ve fallen far too hard for James Drake and knowing I’ll never be able to talk to him, to touch him, to love him is giving me serious pain and grief.
>>218778088And Landon coincidentally ran into Emma at the airport before going on the show, your point?
>>218778217correct opinion
>>218778065>>218778115>the average /ftl/ poster
>>218778312people are blaming Jet
>>218778219If sam were here he would be forcing things to happen, especially on elimination dayIt's 5 hours till elimination time and the fish are meandering about talking about fucking nothing
>>218778194The twin simps are crazy bro I could understand the Taytriots and Josiecels but get a grip please
>>218778299>knowing any of their songsfaggots
>>218778194You can spend $15000 on the FishBNB Fishtoy in the Bigtoys tab to spend a night in the tank with the fish.If you did all that just to ask Bongo out I'm sure she'd fall in love with you on the spot. Do it anon.
remember bezo?lol what a faggot
>>218778178fucking kek
Maybe we don't have the technology yet but it would be cool to give every fish an airtag and show everyone's position on the map so you can follow your favorite fish more easily
>>218778321I wish I could take your pain, quadruple it, and give it back to you 10 times
>>218778325nah that dude has hair
>>218778161she is not powerful on her own, but she is parasite, she suck energy from vicky, she suck energy from production, she suck energy from paypigs not much, but it is her only gimmick and she will slowly kill all dudes in the house by acting like rape meat for jet and paypigs
>>218778091No his mind is set. When people suggested Emma to be taking out he immediately got defensive and made up retarded reasons like "she would be a good ally then".He is already set on Bashir cause Bashir mogs him spiritually.It is over.
>>218778333>I could understand the TaytriotsSo we're just saying shit now huh
Are they ever going to get mean this season?
>>218778158I would let Ellie dorm at my place and support her academic endeavors
>>218778351grim
>>218778316This.
>>218778359>I'm not crazyYou are crazy
>>218778230yeah man>>218778133>>218778136>>218778265It's not happened since, it scares me thinking it could happen again in any thread. All of the weird energy from season 2 was expressed in a single post.
reminder that kiwifags are so stupid that they think Sam was doing a "bit" the way he acted on S4
>>218778315I said walk not talk. When she walks she puts the front foot almost sideways when she takes a step.
>>218778194I'm not this far gone, but I get what you meanI just pray they don't get groomed my some faggy fishtank fan after the show
From the twisted mind of James Drake
>>218778251it makes sense for him as a competitor, but it makes no sense for the show to get rid of content. it's the fatal flaw of the show's fault, not james drake's
>>218778339I’ve thought about it. It’s not that much money but I’d rather give that to Bongo directly than give it to Jet.
emma is claire coded
>>218778316/our guy/ James Drake knows women pose no great threat
>>218778299>not Taste of Ink
Landon literally provides nothing, he was even more useless than Vicky last night when they were cleaning and this retard's whole personality is le janitor. Hes a piece of shit redditor who needs to go out
>>218778333>TaytriotsDude.
>>218778397mirror
James Drake i am communicating with you telepathically: you must do the right thing and eliminate emma instead of bashir and vicky. James Drake if you can hear me give me a sign James Drake
>>218778379you know in her mind she thinks she looks like billie eilish
>>218778397emma has no aura
>>218778183She's just like me :')
>>218778267we can't lose this dumb bitch
S1 Josie coddled to the finalS2 shinji coddled to the finalS3 binx coddled to the finalS4 ellie coddled S5 twins
>>218778380>>218778092I was in a /biz/ thread once where the guy predicted his ID. freaky.
edmund mcmillen will rape bongo
>>218778404Didn't even do his epic pots and pans prank
season 5 niggers remain on top
Bashir has guns. Allahu Akbar.
James Snake, Icky Vicky, Bashit all deserve to be rigged for final three and it sucks that jet wants a natural progression for the shows eliminations instead.
>>218778259Nah doesn't make sense for him to eliminate Emma yet
>>218778385oh sorry, in that case yeah she's just autistic. some things are hard to unlearn unless you get some physical therapy or something
>Jimmy hates Taylor, Payton and now EmmaWhy is he like this?
>production already burned out>can't even give out jobs
>>218778397
>>218778371the hand touch of death
Bingster needs to drop her whore sister to reach her full potential
>>218778420He’s married
>>218778420>split josie in half
>>218778420He has a wife he just likes retards and poop
Bashir even sings like Cole
>>218778391You can eliminate this FATAL FLAW by removing the fish's ability to eliminate. It's not difficult at all. Just don't let the fish be the ones to choose. They literally did this in s4 with the lowest candy gets kicked and it produced a day full of content
>>218778410woah dude he just winked at the camera you may have just saved the entire show
>>218778435WHITE WOMEN MUST DIE
>>218778398Emma has total control of Vicky, 80% Anissa, and can easily get JD on board because he's a snake.Bashir is too incompetent to form good alliances, Emma is playing the exact same game as Drake but she's already turned it into boys vs girls and convinced Drake to start taking out his own side first while thinking it's his own plan.
Charity, Damiel, Trish, Angie are all part of one extended Filipino family that bankrolls Jet and the show
>>218778435I think Jimmy might be a homosexual
>>218778412she doesnt?
>>218778442women can't help but hate each other
Mauro
I have a confession. I was a taytriotI loved that catI simpedI DMd her on instagram and was ignored I threw my phone across the room when I heard about cock buddyI am fat
I am just happy to see normalfags not care about anyone saying the nigger and faggot words and completely ignoring it and acting normally without uncalled for seething and fake posturing
>>218778425pov: you're rewarded your shield maiden wife after you enter the gates of Agartha
>>218778435He only likes women that look like his sister
I HATE HEAD
>>218778435He hates blonde women because his whore mother was blonde and he shoved scissors up a 7 year old blonde girls cunt when he was younger because of it.
make the call jet
>>218778404He's done everything asked. that's obvious useful for content. he also sperged out last night.
>>218778153TLP!
They're jacking up the building at work right now because the foundation is fucked. Everything is poping and cracking and I'm afraid the building is going to collapse on me.
>>218778469a hog never hogged quite like this hog before
>>218778469Nah, closest fish to mauro is Anissa. What is it with mexicans and this show?
What time is elimination going to be around?
Will we ever escape the spectre that is bitchtank?
>>218778435Jimmy hates womenThis has always been trueWhere the fuck have you been?
>>218778458oh I know but jet's dumb fucking ass clearly doesn't. but this season is just practice anyway so
where did it all go wrong bros?
How will this season stack up?Right now for me:Bloodgames>2>Bitchtank>3>1> Powtank 5>4
>>218778435the anti benleaks
>>218778435blonde mormon duh. notice how Emma gets quiet when mormonism is brought up. Jimheads know why.
>>218778439Grim. Even more grim to know I'll blow loads to her. What a horrible world.
jimmy is a fucking embarrassment
FUCK YOU JD GET ELIMATED NIGGER
What's the paintball thing they keep mentioning I thought the challenge was about plants
>>218778464
>>2187785037 PM EDT
>>218778160https://youtu.be/fQuGJtZFms8
>>218778499Didn't know there were Chinese fishtank fans
>>218778499>working on the weekendYou are subhuman
>>218778499They do that shit with people in it?
This is painfully nontent
>>218778455And I liked Cole
>>218778513awful ranking
COME ON PEOPLE NOW, SMILE ON YOUR BROTHER, EVERYBODY GET TOGETHER, TRY TO LOVE ONE ANOTHER RIGHT NOOOOW
>>218778488Darkabi paizuri
I love coming here when there is nothing happening and just listen to the sounds of the jungle.
i am actually excited for this elimination, i kneel james drake.
>>218778530Ngl all these z-tier celebs simping over the twins is making me not want to support them
I'd turn Icky Vicky into my little Sticky Vicky
>>218778503>Man walks through blood and bones on the streets of Brooklyn, 2001
>>2187785037pm est
>>218778499K... KEEP US POSTED
The worst thing Jet ever did was let former fishes hang out on the site like they're fucking celebrities. Please kick these faggots to the curb.
>>218778119SHE IS HEALTHY!!!!!
Shoutout TND
so much anticipation XDD i really hope they let bashir stay as a freeloader if hes kicked off
>>218778474I got drunk and wrote “potato nigger month” on my whiteboard calendar on my apartment fridge and two black maintenance guys came in to fix my washer There’s no way they didn’t see it but they’ll didnt say shit to meI don’t think anyone cares
THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DRAG HIM OUT
>>218778158i'll speak to the dean right now
>>218778554What's exciting about Drake being handed the challenge by retards and taking out Bashir?
>>218778546What’s yours then?
Will Bashir attempt to do anything before elimination or has he given up?
>>218778355but he is an actor, people with tts want to get into your head and guess what is your planhe was cutting them off immediately
I love how there are no competitions and everyone just gets along
>>218778512Nosering
Bashir is irritating because none of the normies can match his autism. If I was there I would be one-upping every single one of his little factoid moments
>>2187785126 days no shower?
>>218778572if it comes to it, I want this ending
The winner will have to 1 v 1 someone and fight for the gun. The accused can wrestle the gun out of their hands and shoot back
>>218778512Taking her prescription kratom from her and letting her get drunk every nightShe was right, they should've let them keep nicotine and drugs for a few days before taking them
>>218778512Her before/after PTSD image transformation took a fucking day, crazy.
>>218778569they should always do this with people that are content and kick the nontent
>>218778577let them know she hates blacks
I like the house, the cast and jet isn't making me angry this time.A good season!
>>218778562>he uses the site
>https://x.com/4realhumanbeing/status/2035411906169585790there is hope
>>218778549does this mean emma is getting shot with the bullet today?
>>218778590Finale is russian roulette
>>218778513Objectively correct ranking but famous house fags won’t agree
>>218778549Kek
>>218778582its in james drakes hands (and allah)
>>218778571Nature is healing. 10 years ago people would lose their mind over everything.
>>218778569he wouldn't agree to this
>>218778587Bashir vs Aryeh would be funny.
SEND THE LION OF DAMASCUS YOUR ENERGY
>>218778385my bet is as a kid she used to sit with her legs spread under her, seen lots of autistic kids do it and its actually the parent/caretakers responsibility to teach them to sit straight or their hipjoints develop wrong
>>218778311Bongo keeps saying she's sweating profusely today>it's like I walked through a soaker
>>218778583no, that is cope. He is not that good at pretending, his intention to get rid of bashir at all costs is very plain to see. It is also plain to see that he is a normie and can't grok eliminating a girl.
>>218778158>yeah don't go to school>you can just live with me and work in the entertainment industry
>>218778584I think the challenge should have lasted 2 days max
>>218778582he said he'll try to dodge the bullet
i just realized who james drake reminds me of
what did jet say???
>>218778602Please God, I never ask for anything
>plant cutoff time is in less than an hourSomebody PLEASE make a move Don't be boring
>>218778549KEEEEK
i cant stop saving clips and pics of vicky keep them coming
>>218778189She's not that attractive without the make up
Would they have survived a season like s2?
I would shoot jet in the neovagina with the painball gun
>>218778635Challenge ends in 45mins. But will take a while to rig it, i mean to count it off camera
When Bashir could do something he instead does nothing
>>218778658They would've exited around the same time as Megan
>>218778634no
>>218778439She’s gone absolutely insane hasn’t she? Are the nudes good at least?
Retard corner
>>218778549I made this joke last night too, idk who would be dave grohl in this cast
>plant cutoff time in an hour>Elimination isn't until 7Huh?
>>218778664hes stunlocked by honor when he shook james hand
>>218778549Holy fuck someone needs to add Horse Teeth Angie as Dave Grohl
>elimination in 45 minsFuck my life I just jacked off to Head thinking it was Tayleigh
Do you think Bashir would not Jon?
james needs to show that allah can not dominate him, or he will forever be batshits bitch
>>218778682they need time to rig it
>>218778656
>>218778664he had plenty of snitch ttses last night so many opportunities so I am not asspained if he gets the boot we'll see how it plays out
>>218778664He already made his bed, he has no real option because the other fish will cockblock him if he tries anything.He shouldn't have trusted Drake, it's that simple.
Remember when they pressed alex b off the show and then the rest of it sucked complete dick as we just waited for Burt to finalize the win?Imagine 25 days of that
>>218778682They have to count the plant matter
>>218778686>>218778641Did they change the time?
>>218778587He isn't autistic at all. He is just a rich kid with a big ego. None of the autists can match him because he is too normal, the normalfags can't match him because he is a narcistic richfag. Drake would have the best relationship with Bashir but it's hard to relate to someone who is trying to intellectually dominate you in every conversation because he hates you for being a kaffir infidel.
imagine having a shit cast, 2 walkoffs, no replacements, and your only freeloader is fucking headthen emma gets eliminated firstyeah what a shit season my guys
>>218778686They take the bags away in 45 mins, elimination is in just over 5 hours
>>218778664Just like those Muslims rats running into a corner during the mosque shootings in New Zealand.
My external 8TB hard drive where I keep all my fishtank folders heats up to 60 degreees C after like 15 minutes of being plugged in. Is it over?
>>218778701Dude season 3 was the best! Famous House!
i am scared and i don't know what's going to happen
>>218778701People are still calling for Frank this season, despite ruining S3 and his shtick being played out
>>218778355His reasons are good no need to eliminate her>>218778627You sound like a fag
>>218778701sounds like how every season has gone
>>218778705I don't think it takes 4 hours to put things on a scale
>>218778549foreshadow?
>>218778710fuck off twink
Just end the season early and give the win to the twins. I don’t want coddletank Josie wins again.
>2 fish gone in 2 days>all the other fish know goran can't kick anyone else so they sit there and do nothing
>>218778709Nah, he's pretty obviously autistic.
>>218778714>weighing the bags downstairs 100% rigged
I think Vicky might be retarded. That little stunt she played where she repeated the exact words Bezo was using word for word as if she was just learning how to express herself reminds me of talking to Indians who instantly adopt your pattern of speech as you communicate with them
>>218778667lmfao. get him in the tank
Why is Drake moving his bag? Guess he's worried about Bashir taking it.
>>218778719
We can fix her
>>218778708they expect it to take 4 and a half hours to count everything
What is this shit? Seriously what is this season?
chatGPT loved it
>>218778756nothing to fix
>>218778756is that ted?
>>218778709Bashir is Cole tier autistic. He even talks like him. They also both come from rich families.
Are the chatgpt bits good?
they should give them IQ tests againit's low effort but it would keep us entertained during boring day hours
....this is how Bingo sees herself?
they need to have them face away from james when he’s shooting
Jungle room looks like s2 bedroom 1
>>218778629imagine getting jets sloppy seconds lmao not me
>>218778762Kino.
is there a leak of episode 2
>>218778439abi, it's 2026. this wasn't tuff when you tweeted it two (2) years ago. get a hobby
>>218778701there are not enough heels in the cast
if the quran was legit then it wouldn't have that shit about 9-year-olds in it
I don't even know what is real anymore.
>>218778709>He isn't autistic at all
>>218778775
>head thinks he’s above production because he’s a BamBuddy
>>218778776edgy
>>218778756She doesn’t need to be fixed. She’s lovely as is.
>production takes out head
do they call her bongo because that's what her cheeks sound like when they get CLAPPED?
>>218778774no, the only funny thing to come from it was landon drunkly shitting on ben for it last night
why was james trying to get the girls plants? he has so far away ahead
>>218778371 The dab of Judas
head fucking hates the wiggers lmao
>head wants to kill cody
So what happened with the bezos??I missed any inside baseball on here about it.
I'm only watching to follow JD around and giggle like a little girl at everything he does
STOP PICKING ON HEAD OR HE WILL BURN THE HOUSE DOWN AND HUNT PRODUCTION DOWN AT THEIR RESIDENTIAL HOMES
every single option besides JD or Bashir getting eliminated will result in a shit garbage season. it must be nontent JD or Bashir who leave
>BLACK COCK BLACK COCK XDDDAmericantank
>>218778775this was tay downfall, since this she tought she was the smarter and is gonna win
>>218778823he's a fag
>>218778814He's in it to win it
We have the foreshadowing of James Drake shooting both Bashir and Emma...
>>218778823His faggot boyfriend got doxxed.
HEAD IS CRYING
>>218778814Just in case. What's crazy is that he's still fucking saving them when they refused his deal because they feel safe that Bashir is going home now.
>we are being abused mentally and physically
why is he losing his fucking mind over the production guy Cody?
>head crying like emma about wiggers pranking him
>>218778787search for gofile on 4plebs
Head crashing out over the wiggers
>what if we did a Fishtank season but we fully removed the competition aspect altogether
>>218778814I have no clue what his play was it made no sense to me either
>>218778801i miss betty unfortunately jet is too much of a bitch to bring truly insane people like her anymore they would rather have boring ass head for 30 days than getting multiple more interesting freeloaders for a couple days each to keep it fresh
>>218778829>i love nontent girls btw
HEY BASHIR-
Head is crying because he got a couple leaves dumpped on him
Head is being a real cole right now
HECKHOUSE
CODDLETANK
>>218778846crybaby faggot arc
>>218778775>>218778834not a rigged test to gas up tayleigh, nope
my estimation of head as a man just fucking plummeted
Is JD explaining potato batteries to the twins
it's funny till it aint funny
>>218778846He doesn't know what Fishtank is and thinks production is supposed to keep it professional or something lmao
>>218778716that means its working really well
>>218778673It's all AI and not even nude, from what I've seen
>>218778846he dumped plant shit over him 5 minutes ago
UNC BOUTTA MARKYPOST
>>218778088why doesnt bong sound retarded here?
>>218778770>>218778805this. she's such a sweetheart. the worst she's got going on is talking funny, and even that is endearing.Bingo needs no fixing, she just needs to eat a little more
head will last maybe another 48 hours
kek head really doesn't understand this show huh
i havent had fun since the first 24
>>218778727Do you know who you are talking about?
CODDLE HEADDO WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO DO AND CODDLE HIS ASSCODDLETANK WITH THE STAR OF THE SHOW HEAD
JUST LEAVE HEADJUST LEAVE
>tweaking over prod dumping a bag of sticks & leaves on your head
head finna walkout like your average white boomer bitch
finally this old faggot getting raped
>an entire month of josie coddletanki didnt think s4 could be topped as a fuck upgalaxy gas wiggers do it again
>>218778876
DROP THE WARHEAD
Best screenshots so far? Any classics yet?
>you will never
>>218778851Season 2?
>STOP FUCKING WITH ME
>>218778846He doesn’t understand where he is and he’s a white trash tough guy
hes gonna cry lmaooooo
Has this retard ever seen Fishtank before?
UNC'S CRASHING OUT
Please Sam come tonight
>>218778912
>>218778851That’s this season
Go ahead and bully head off the showFuck this boomer and his lame fake poop bullshit
>/ftl/ called this guy the best freeloader
unc is unc'ing pretty hard rn
Is Head really crying about this shit now? Get this retard out of here before he starts breaking stuff.
they are 26 year old children you sick fucks
>todays elimination is canceled because Head leavesnice script you fucktards, the second cameraman is on Head starts tweakinghe's just been faking shit literally for 3 days
>>218778925of course not he's like 60 and is just bam's friend
he got covered in sustromming and he shit in a living room but a twig in the eye is where he crashes out
>>218778927
GAY GUY ALERT
>I'm too old for this shit>>218778925No, he's Bam's friend he met in rehab
UNC *skull emoji* he needs off the show its too much for him
>AEW professional wrestling
Head leavesVicky leaves LOL
>>218778875Last night he was talking about how he loves teaching children things so i assume he just sees them at a couple of 12 year olds he can teach stupid things to. He certainly treats them like he is a camp counselor at their fishtank summer camp
>>218778938there's no way they're older than 19
>>218778886Because its fake. It's an act. They saw Josie faking being autistic to win Season 1, and TJ faking being autistic to win Season 2. The entire season is fake.
cole update
Keep Crying Bitch Baby
>Shit, it's Jobe isn't it? It's gonna be Jobe
>>218778933I was a head head when he promised poop shoe. No poop shoe. Dude is all yap.
HE JUST THREATENED THE WIGGERS WITH VIOLENCE
>>218778959We have court records proving they’re 26.
>IM A PUNCHING BAG
Production is going hard on him because he keeps making threats lmaoFuck around... find out?
>>218778856>I love nontent self insert dudes btw
JD sucks so much. Get him out
JD gassing Head up.
Unc is gonna scald wigger flesh
>JD baking cookieshomo
>>218778964no one cares
Press head like jeff we will get some kino
>Bam shows up>Head bitches>”And? It’s the fucking show.”>Bam pranks Head again the next day
>>218778935he thought anisa was actually gonna give him a blowie and now hes realizing hes just a fat retard that will never get pussy again, even from 25 year old retards
>non stick pan>butter it up>let some plastic melt in it toolol
>>218778912I like
>>218778723simp faggot
>takes all 3 girls to drag their bagUhhh are they gonna win?
what in the holy fuck is JD doing?? is he pan frying cookies??
When does letty show up?
>>218778978>Knives Out ending.jpg
>>218778912Bashir jumping out of bed
>>218778756Twins should host S6
>>218778952Would be fine with me. We have seen everything Vicky is going to provide. She will complain and mope in the day and drink and act retarded at night, and will cry fowl whenever any fish pushes back
Can someone explain why the fucking chicks are bringing their bag down where it can get fucked with instead of staying up in their room? Looks like they're making a move.
I don't like frank but both vicky and head crashing out would be amazing
HEADHOUSE
>Head losing his shit over heckhouse tier stuntsHe was fine with Bam doing worse shit, but I guess that's because he's Bam's bitch
>>218778964common cole w
>>218778971sam faked those court records to distract y'all from markyand it worked BAKA
Head is going to crash out on production so hard when he decides to throw in the towel. Can't wait.
>>218779001retard
>>218778966Oh fuck no
>>218778994this
THEY'RE REBELLING AGAINST PRODUCTION
Head is LITERALLY acting like Bam's family did during Viva La Bam when Bam was fucking with them.
>>218779006yeah emma put the stump log from the jungle room in her bagit weighs like 40lbs
>now the fish are going to fight back productionsmooth move guys
Why is head pissing himself?I genuinely don't understand
good TTS
Head got worked into a shoot
Sex with Vicky
>>218778938
IT'S FUNNY TIL IT AIN'T FUNNY
>>218778918S2 was a war you are thinking of S3 where nothing happened
>>218779002Oh yeah the Indian robot is the best part of the season (maybe only redeemable thing) where is she today?
HEAD SHIT TESTING PRODUCTION
>>218778912Nah. Completely forgettable garbage season. Hopefully it gets shut down by code enforcement this weekend, and ideally, before the elimination can even happen.
Landon has fucking skeleton armsFUNNY TIL IT AINT FUCKING FUNNY NO MORE
head has to get therapy from james drake lol
Head is actually fucking crashing out right now.
>>218778938i won't lie, it is insane knowing they're only a couple years younger than me.
Ok cancel elimination trolling head will be a lot funnier
Head is acting like Cole rn>>218779065
>>218779060As a chubby chaser, that Rich Evans body does nothing for me
>>218779078he's probably jonesing for a cig
Head is acting like Cole right now.
I love this, he's starting to sound like bert kreischer
>C’MON VANCE I GOT WORK INDAMORNIN’ >GET DA CAMERA OUTTA MY FACE
Head is going back to jail when he leaves the show
this nigga talking about stealing a car from production lmao
>>218778992Cole and TJ are the only male fish anyone cares about
headheads... its looking grim...
Head is threatening property damage lmao
kino
>prison break
>IM A FREELOADER NOT A FISH
Jeff > head
head threatening to destroy their cars hahaha
Lol dude was acting hard yesterday now crying over some twigs
Once Delco trash gets mouthy like this they don’t stop. head will whine like this until he leaves (shortly)
>>218779051Yeah i dont think drake has nearly as much. His shit is a bunch of leaves
STOP ACTING LIKE A FUCKING COLE
THEY ATTACKED ME WITH STICKS AND ROCKS
STICKS AND ROCKS
He's right though they should b fucking with the contestants instead of Head. He's had the hardest time and he's not even part of it
>>218779100Vance Burt Alex B Jeremy Gold Ian all clear ColeTJ is cool tho.
This boomer has been the most annoying fucking guy and now he is bothered he has to take shit too
>>218779053>>218779069>>218779078He just wants to go home but he wants to leave being a “hard ass” so he doesn’t feel like a pussy. At least he’s not going the “I was date rape drugged” route charity did
>>218779060My drunk cross faded waif
twins
>Head in his Don Vito arc
>>218779061thank you, i wasn't able to clip this. you are the goat fr fr
content
head is hilarious he cant go either, how hard is it just to kick nontent
>>218778062dont ever EVER put leaves on Heads head!!
W Head crashout
HE SAID THE LINE
Vicky leavingUnc leavingBashir eliminatedall in one day yeah this season is over.
IT AINT FUCKING FUNNY
AHAHAHAHAAHGA
FREELOADER LIVES MATTER
Bam must hate this guy
>>218778892keep posting shit thats off topic that nobody cares about(youre brown)
HE SAID IT
HE SAID THE THING
LMAO
ITS NOT FUCKIN FUNNY
Holy FUCK.
HE JUST SPAT ON VANCE LMAOOOOOO
CRASH OUT ALERT
Head is not a great actor lol
LOL HE SPIT ON VANCE
Why is head acting like a little bitch
Vance hasn't been in situation like this since summer had her "incident" in the basement
is this a bit or is this guy really such a fucking pussy?
KINO
Did he spit on Vance? Lmfao
>>218778964It would be so funny seeing Cole eat that. Spreading the jam on his little crackers
IT'S FUNNY TIL AIN'T FUCKING FUNNY ANYMOREON A FUCKING SATURDAY, DOOD?
IT'S FUNNY TIL IT AIN'T FUCKING FUNNY ANYMORE!What did they do to Head? It was so small everyone missed it. Are they giving him his nicotine patches?
Head about to peak fishtank incoming
>>218779132
Feels like a fake crash out not gonna lie. Probably was going to leave anyway
this guy woke up on the wrong side of the head this morning whats his problem rly
If you think this crashout is real. You are a massive retarded faggot. Nothing on this show is real anymore.
>IT AINT FUCKIN FUNNY TILL IT AINT FUNNY ANYMOREthis is the tts that broke him lmfao
What happened to Head? Who's baby
If he's gunna go nuclear he might as well go to the store and steal a bunch of shit
THEY WILL PUT A BAG OF STICKS ON YOU.
Head was raped his entire life
VANCE MOGGED YET AGAIN
>>218779168They dumped sticks and leaves on him.
>>218779168Anisa ain't putting out and there's no vapes
>>218779168production told him to, head leaving and new freeloader coming tomorrow. no elimination today
Vancebros...
will he be able to leave before having a heart attack
>>218779168production threw sticks and rocks and knives into his eyes
my arms are very little lol
get this guy what he needs
ENTER
HEAD MARKYPOSTING
This feels very Kick-y right now, tailor made for "UNC CRASHES OUT IN REALITY SHOW" clipping
Fake as fuck
>Jet's almost as far along in his pregnancy as Head
>>218779122they always fuck with the freeloaders, nobody likes these faggots
ITS GETTING WORSE
>>218779212reddit
All Head needs to say is "This house... it's like some sort of HELL HOUSE"
why is head crashing out?
>>218778416>we can't lose this dumb bitchdont worry, bashir is going home, take it to the bankDrake said in confessional that Vicky is no threat to him
Head is a bitch lmao
He's way too old to talk about his feelings
I hate this nigger too much to be amused
nigga is crying
HEAD CRYING LMFAO
We were robbed of a head and Jeff interaction
What the fuck
HE'S CRYING :'(
Head bros...
>head crying Thats fucked up.
Head vs hassle
>why are they fucking with us on the humiliation poop show?!
ahahahahaaaa
This bit is so fucking gay. Its so fucking fake and gay. Retarded gay homosexual faggot bit.
Head has actual mental problems lmao
He just winked at jet. This is so cringe
Great fucking bit, Jet.
>your fucken with mah feelins byad
HECK HOUSE
Is this a work?
head crying lmao
Head needs to think about what Hulk Hogan would do.
>>218779219THIS cx tier fake crash out
Head punch Jet please
head...
>I bet you couldn't catch meok good one Jet
he stifled a laugh... I think it's fake
baking
DO IT HEAD
>its funny till it ain't fucking funny hehehe
Stop being mean on TTS for a second guys. Head is going to kill Jet and Ellie will be a widow.
>>218779263yeah and jet cant stop himself from smiling at this genius 400IQ 4D chess acting bit
did he really wink
the alex b TTS voice is fucking killing me
>threatening to kill jet neptune to his facehead is living every /ftl/ poster's dream right now
>wearing the jacket over his shoulderlmao
>>218779258But it's fake in a funny way
>slowly becoming gen x torture showBased.
somebody needs to tell head about marky
>>218779269Yeah duh
>head shit testing production
Wow this guy gives Bezo a run for his money with his behavior here
>I bet you couldn’t catch meYet another scripted bit
Fake bit
>>218779280Obviously this is content
>jet trying to be like samcorny af
>>218779278is this the first time jet has ever mogged someone?
how the fuck is head crying lol
>>218779290Yes, you could see his eye lash on director cam
ugh bam's wife is here
>>218779263>AEW acting
IT'S FUNNY TILL IT AINT FUCKIN FUNNY ANYMORE
Get him some fresh air
HELL HOUSE
head should've been doign this from the moment he woke up it comes off so fake when he only acts like this with the cameraman hovering him
danniimarieofficiallets fucking go
SCRIPTED BIT #3
He just winked at Bam.
>>218779319>>218779319>>218779319>>218779319
>his wife calmed him down
KEK BAM
People that believe this bit have a lower IQ than Landon.
i fucking HATE normie tanki fucking HATE head tankTHIS SHIT SUCKSthe contestants are AMAZING, but this show is just not the fucking same, is it really all because of lawsuits?? FUCK YOU REDDIT
>>218779323HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
Gay bam prank show is back
Just leave. I don't know why he is staying.
Head working the audience making jet tons of money. What a pro
>>218779238I would never let my wife touch a man like that. bam a cuck
fish v. production is the natural evolution of fishtankembrace it
>Bam's middle name>Head just said "you smell like weed"why does this keep happening
What’ll happen next???? Will bam bring his DOGS? Maybe we can do more fake wrestling bits with head *wink*
Lmao they keep sending out Cory on purpose
Every bit head has been a part of has been this fake bullshit made of tv bullshit.
>>218779240A literal nigger. AH CANT BREEV
>>218778183She immediately went to the bathroom in dining room after this, stumbling around as the vomit wellspring was beginning to burst forth from her stomach. Chat then posted the vomit sfx for a solid 5-10 minutes. Vicky is one hangover away from quitting the show at all times. Also, JD Gay.
>>218779168Boomers are faggots
This could be fake but I don’t think he’d agree to pretend to be this pathetic and sad
>>218779354It's the schenectady
>>218778901ONLY HIS FRIENDS BAM AND DARBY CAN DO THAT. HE'S ALLOWED TO DO WHATEVER HE WANTS THOUGH
Bam's wife is back, should I just fuck off til 2:30
Elimination at 7PM tonight based on word on the block
>>218778202>Cryo walks in with flame shirt and red hair>Bam & head basedface at him to the camera>IT'S PYROKEEN WOOOOW>cue scripted bitsHow would you react
>>218778062Bam > Sam
Still find it funny that Landon started out as a shitposter on Ghost Politics show and somehow made it here.
>>218780781none of these newfags even know who ghost is, if production was based they would have ghost call up to talk shit to landon at some point
>>218780827A shame, because a fair amount of people on the internet were associated with Ghost at one point or another. Rina Chan/Kira Buckland probably being the biggest one.
>>218780827>>218780975Also other problem is that Ghost is extremely private about his personal life. Nobody has ever been able to dox him, and I don't he'd risk giving up personal info to the Fishtank producers. Also he'd want to be paid for it because he's a greedy crippled Jew.
Why is bam collecting dna again? lol
