miserable bitch edition >/ftl/ NEWS-- Bashir got eliminated-- Drunk Piece of shit challenge is happening right mow-- The Computer Lab has been opened-- Michael-- Cleej>Links:https://fishtank.rip/ (PPV)https://kick.com/fishtankhttps://www.fishtank.live/https://classic.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5>>218793754
poopgate
Hired shills have overtaken these threads and are samefagging hard
drake thought he was him
Himothy
for me, it's bingo
ice bucket challenge
>beats women>they love him for it
put a tayleigh on
>>218795127shilling what exactly?
Icky is building rage
I still love season 5, I miss Bashir but this is a good cast They will do good despite Jets ineptitude
set a tayleigh on fire
>>218795127Why are you posting then?
>>218795158kek'd
bill ottman closing the tab with a sigh after realising his cool bike wasn't posted
why did she shut down tonight? this challenge should have been right up her alley
vicky fake as hell
Vicky and JD suck
blowjob delivery from me to JD
>>218795154Whats her fucking issue? WHATS HER FUCKING ISSUE?!
>pours entire bottle outretardbut decent tactic to make them hate you
retard
how long till vicky sucks the elimination dick?
>The show was always this bad!Except it wasn’t. There were elaborate bits, consistent lore set ups, actually funny contestants, real physical challenges, and more than just loud noises and fake poop jokes. Crazy revisionist history to say this season is anywhere near the earlier ones..
You can tell its a shill thread when the OP is rewritten to not portray Jet in a negative light
Vibe nuked
why is she so cringe, bros
JD is winning this challenge easy. No one is even close to being as big of a piece of shit
>entire bottle of bourbon wasted
YOOOOO MY NICKY VICKY MY NICKY VICKY CONTENT QUEEN CONTENT QUEEN
That shit is flammable btw
>>218795139for me, it's bongo
FOR BASHIR!!!LET'S GOOOOOOOO!!!
Vicky just kratom mogged the tank and bashir get fucked faggots
what a sweet dee thing to do
>>218795144we already have one
>>218795094woah this bitch finally did something
>>218795149that anyone is watchingif you believe stream site viewer numbers you are a markthe only people watching are abi/tayleigh/jimmy and bezos discord
James Drake hates Vicky so much.
>pour out alchohol for a muslimI think vicky is actually retarded
the guy that has been sober for 2 years is even mad that vicky did that lol
>>218795193gorans gonna freak
play the song
Vicky with the tactical vibe nuke kek
lick the bourbon off the floor and you win the challenge
i JUST bought a 26ozer of fireball and some beers. If this bitch poured out my fireball shed be bleeding right now
considering how S5 is shaping out to be, S3 was their riskiest play (which crumbled).But I like that they weren't afraid of the risk.Now it seems like they are just risk-averse.
absolute nuke
>>218795207i love her.
whisky mogged
Reminder that I will be marrying Ashley (a very pretty name by the way) “Bongo” Waid.
>james sniping the bottle out of her hand
>>218795167Nice timing
>pour one out for bashir
>>218795154I have to admit that I see the appeal. That whole 'She hates me as much as I hate her but she'll still put out' kind of vibe.
which s5 slut is going on the whatever podcast after this
>>218795210I would too. When are they going to start fucking with her?
JD awfully quiet
Bashir would be avoiding this entire night in the room praying and still be giving more content than this fucking disgusting piggy.
ENTIRE HOUSE WHISKEY MOGGED
>>218795210There are happy drunks, loud drunks, fighty drunks and vicious as fuck drunks like Vicky. She's a right miserable cunt.
>why is she acting like a piece of shit in the piece of shit challenge????
>>218795232shes going to spiral about this act of wanton violence for the next few days
>>218795239>pour 23 out for bashir
vibe tsar bomb
>>218795167She's not self-aware enough to understand she just had to be herself.
>>218795205abi is spamming site chat doing rituals for a dm from jet, i guess that's close enough
I'm at an addiction recovery graduation right now watching this and posting on 4chan lol I'm also kind of drunk
LANDON PISSING IN JUNGLE
>>218795167She's not an assertive person, she's an insufferable and a perpetual victim but she lacks the courage that Landon and most other fish have.
yo why does vicky look kinda...? i shouldn't be having these thoughts
Vicky just won the drunk POS challenge, hands down.
was landon peeing? lol
YAAAS YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
LANDON CEMENTING GOAT STATUS
PISSTANK
Now that was a real vibe nuke
IT'S THE EYE OF THE TIGER
Landon peeing in the corner? Did I see that right?
>>218795166He didn't do a good job of showing it the fuck off. >Did we get a clean front or side shot of it?>Did he let the contestants near it>Did he talk about bikesFuck bill, I hate people who have nicer things then I do,.
>>218795167Perhaps she thought about how she should behave to win, and recognized it would just be her doing what she usually does.
Vicky looks like a Mr. Meaty puppet
Will Bongo pull an Angie and fuck Sharpfart?
Vicky would be a lot more entertaining if someone slammed her head into a wall
that's fake pee
Is Landon pissing in the jungle room?
LMAO LANDON PISSING
...
LANDON W
Recycle to this bake >>218795233after this thread is finished
>>218795207Do have the view when her snatch is wide open towers the camera? That was hot
>>218795245JD
>pissing in jungle roomHe won
landon first one to piss on something, bringing it back season 3 style, he would have done so well with connor jobe and alex
POOPTANK
Who pisslandon here
>>218795245what the fuck, when did Ellie go there? was she just quiet the entire timeI know Mizzy did
>>218795316lmao
claire stroking the saucepanalso vicky is a cringe bitch
>>218795155>Jets ineptitudeIt's funny because the rig was right there, just say the stump doesn't count then have James Drake get hate TTS for eliminating Emma, Bashir or anyone else really.There really was non suspense during elimination, we all knew Emma was going to do Bashir. No hard choices were made.
think I just saw Landon's hog
HEY LITTLE BUDDY
HE'S SHITTING
>cang even shit on cameraFake poop tank gate 2
Landon providing better content than Vicky
Alex B did the pissing better
Landon doing what Head couldn't
icky poopers
fake peefake poop
@abi keep posting multiple year old memes when i already mogged both of you with a song i didn't even write>i reflect on my reflection
based landon
LANDON PULLED OUT HIS DICK BRIEFLY AND IS TAKING A SHIT IN THE JUNGLE ROOM
>>218795303>>218795304>>218795316>>218795326poopoopeepee bros.... we are so back
>>218795317jeff fighting with landon would be so funny
pooptankdihtank
>>218795303>>218795304>>218795302>>218795300LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>218795303>>218795304>>218795316>>218795326I love this little nigga like you would not believe
Landon dick flash lmaoIt's a decent size
>be jet>get threatened with assault by Head>fuck up the elimination>spend hours defending your poor decisions>try to play Xbox>immediately get kicked from every game>get mad at fish for doing nothing>tell them to get drunk >Landon starts mogging you non stop >rips your shirt and calls you names>do nothing about itKWAB
>>218795335piglet*
>>218795326legend
>>218795335rate it out of 10?
HE'S JUST PISSING ON GRASS IN A JUNGLE, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
REAL POOP FISHTANK IS BACK
Landon had his cock out he’s Ben Taylor hung
>>218795365he's a grower too
Landon couldn’t even poop or peeFuck this nigga
Why did Landon start crying about poachers
Why is Vicky seething in the middle of the room
No Sam Boxing Pee playPoo playtime to bow down to get we are sooooooooooo back
>>218795326HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!
does vicky know how to do anything other than being a miserable bickering bitch?
literally just called his dick "buddy"
CACTUS, CACTUS, YOU NAUGHTY NAUGHTY GIRL!
I DIDNT PISS OR SHIT
>>218795378looks like he's got autist dick
Drunk Anissa is a fucking riot
>>218795361forgot about jeff but yes him too
Vicky is so mad she’s losing
i want to be bingo's first kiss
TTS SNITCH WTF PRODUCTION LET THE MAN POOP
damn i really wish he pooped
>>218795325wtf when did mizzy go on, i knew ellie did
Anyone screencap the hog
Landon S tier now
>>218795410ZAMN
>>218795428tiny
>tts are a bunch of faggots and liarsKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>218795409ooooohhh im coooooming ahhh im cooooooming ohhhhh ahhhhhh ahhhhhh im coooouuuumminggggg
>>218795410
>landon pissing and shitting in the corner>director following the twins aroundlol
>landon scared to piss off the paypigs by attacking the twins
>>218795426right after she got eliminated from S3
Bashir not being here to judge these absolutely haram retards is a good thing.
>>218795368don’t give him attention
james drake is flirting harder than he ever has with anisa at the moment. he's trying to get it in. he's succeeding too
>You two are way to fan favorable to knock overbitch shit
Fellow Emma lovers, what has she done during this challenge?Has she just been silently drinking? What a queen.
so bam just rode is bike to the house and then turned around and left? good bit
BINGO NO YOU'RE STEPPING ON PEE
>>218795419sorry, that honor went to bongo years ago
THE TIGER SHITS WHERE HE PLEASES
kratom mogged
>You’re too fan favorable to knock over. Was Landon right?
he remains unphased
What's the strategy of pouring out all of the booze?
fucking cunt poured the titos out
>>218795353yaas queen get her fake ass!
JEJEJEJEJ FUCKKKKKKKKK
PLAY THE SONG
>Your response phases you.Landon W.
>vickys idea of being a drunk pos is pouring out all the alcohol
VICKY VS LANDONVICKY VS LANDONVICKY VS LANDONVICKY VS LANDON
>vicky
>>218795470nope all fish should be beaten
vicky acts like what a child thinks a drunk adult acts like
>>218795458if he breaks up a marriage he could be in the running for drunk piece of shit
Vicky is unironically kratom mogging these niggers lmao
>>218795477>I can't win so I'll take away the booze
landons parents must suck so bad
Jet is mad
I actually don't understand Vicky at all
Vicky wishes she could be as powerful as Landon.
>>218795487What a cunt
>Vicky has been a drunk piece of shit for a week straight>drunk piece of shit challenge >she somehow fucks it upCan she do anything right?
lil buddy
i want to fuck vicky shes so hot
she should win because that was genuinely annoying and stupid
oh she likes jet dragging her by the weave.
EPIC BIT JETNOW THE OTHER FISH CANT CHEW HER OUT
JET IS GOING DADDY DOM I FUCKING TOLD YOU HE WAS GUNNING FOR ICKY
hey so can someone tell me how bingo's feet smell like?
that was a total sweet dee move
she's beginning to understand how we felt about her in s2 and in bloodgames
Vicky should just get out, who cares what Jet thinks.
>>218795494I wonder if she's not actually that drunk, especially given she knows she crashes out, so just has a mild buzz and doing stupid shit to look drunker.
Bongo has nice FUCK ME eyes
Yeah they gonna fuck after she's kicked
>>218795453you keep saying this as if even watching this isnt giving him attention
vicky with the alco dicky
USED VICKY MAXI PAD EWWWWWWWW
WHAT THE FUCK VICKY SHE JUST TOOK OUT HER TAMPON AND PUT IN SOMEONE SUITCASE
>>218795517boioioioing
will the hardwood floor be okay?
Vicky's performance is lame
>>218795419she’s 26 she prob has kissed someone nigger
Vicky icky stinky pad
>>218795517PP
i thought vicky was hiding a plushie under her shirt but it was actually just her huge gut
Landon no selling the vickster is top 3 moments in the franchise brother
>>218795517why is it semi
>>218795480seriously whoever pushes the mirror thing is more retarded than jet because it's his whippet brained comment in the first place
>>218795517micropenis
Just took my dog for walk, last thing i saw was landon yelling at jet for a bunch of shit. What happened?
>bodily fluid tankwe're so back
>>218795532DUDE EPIC 5 MILL VIEW CLIP RIGHT HERE
>>218795532why is this so fucking hot?
>>218795517whiskey dick
Vicky is so tryhard.
>>218795419Bongo was her first kiss, unironically
>>218795552living with anissa
>>218795487the way she did it like it was her dick pissing all over the place while staring into landon's eyes was great though
>>218795517i feel terrible
>>218795532alcohol abuse
so glad vicky stayed to pour out the alcohol <3
What are these faggot fish crying about three strikes your out? Sorry niggers, you SHOT bashir and not Vicky, live with your choices
>>218795517to be fair i get shrinkage when i have to shit
>>218795409>Let me tell you, if I was liquored upW O U L DO ULD
LANDON HAS A FUCKING MICRO PENIS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ITS EVEN SMALLER THAN HEAD'S LOOOOL
>>218795547Her and Bongo just told Anisa they'd never kissed someone before
>>218795517HOW'S IT GOIN TODAYPEEPEE IS YOUR NAME
>>218795517HEY LIL' BUDDY
>>218795532his disappointment is incredible
>>218795419Her dad probably kissed her while molesting her.
night nurse kek
Emma finally resurfaces after hiding from TTS all night kekMindbroken
>>218795532they faces killin me why nobody gaf
>>218795517
JET STOP DRINKING JET STOP DRINKING JET STOP DRINKING JET STOP DRINKING JET STOP DRINKING
HAPPY DRUNK VS ANGRY DRUNK
>>218795517based uncut grower
>>218795419Whats with you and obsessing over raped molested retarded girls?
>218795572Epic jet clip bro!!!! This is gonna go viral!!!
>>218795586head's at least thick
>>218795517bigger than freddy's microdick
>>218795517about my size
>emma cleaning upthis is epic!
Anissa has a plan for the Vicky Question.
>>218795532If landon did this all over jet's shoes we'd be cheering
Who’s going to bite the bullet and breed emma TONIGHT.
AH YES, THE BPD SEX STARE
>>218795537it’s legitimately too boring to even watch
>yeah you must hate looking in a mirror because YOU ARE UGLY>but also you mirror this girl who gives me drugs and ate my pussy because i was sad i got dumped>but also you're still ugly and you have SAGGY TITSbffr
James kept the feather juice lmao
>>218795572>h-h-h-hey vicky i'm gonna grab you by the weave, okay?why is he such a faggot?
>>218795532Landon being completely unphased is funny
>>218795555He actually donkey punched jet in the head.You can tell Jet was shaken and a little dizzy but he tried to laugh it off. Ben said they were calling the cops but idk could've been a bit
>>218795532why not dump it ON him?
>>218795611ERM?
CHEMICAL TANK
THEY GONNA RAPE VICKY NOW
LOL PRODUCTION SHUT IT DOWN
>>218795600Shes been there the whole time shes just hard to notice because she does nothing
Growers exist
>>218795533she has literally had maybe 1 pint of beer worth of alcohol
BEN CONTENT KEKING
MICROPENIS BENJAMIN TAYLOR KEKING CONTENT
QUICK BEFORE PRODUCTION SEES IT
>>218795632Nasty
production are actually ruining the fucking show, this cast is so good too
>>218795632FOUL
Vicky is so pathetic lmao
There's metal in that wood bitch
>>218795632good fucking god
anyone else kinda sad that landon has a micro? i was hoping he'd have at least one thing going for him... poor lil buddy
Vicky is just pouring shit in the closet
>start drunk piece of shit challengeWTF WHY ARE THEY ALL ACTING LIKE THIS
yea vicky is leaving, she isn't even drunk btw
PRODUCTION IS FAGGOTS
>ben shuts off the mic>>can we do something that's not mollasses causes that's gonna smell real badHECK HOUSE
>>218795651if it was emmas idea he would have been all for it
why would you morons even want vicky out? shes pure content
same shit
>>218795659shut up whiteboy
>>218795636L-dawg got that dog in him
based tantrum thrower
Kill Vicky, she’s ruining Bingo’s drawings and Redbull.
Vicky sucksLiterally Tayleigh fake raging throwing shit in the room tier
>>218795629This is is alpha male displayRemember Ellie and the puppy play?Repulsive
>Ben muting the camera to tell them to stopand these faggots whine about whispering
Thanks Ben!
They are all getting landon to dump the fish shit james hid away onto vicky
>>218795632hot
>>218795650Ah, thanks for the confirmation.She really felt off, especially considering we've seen her black out drunk twice already and it was never this try-hard.
>>218795517The Fuck this nigga doin!!!!!!!
>>218795632mommy
LET ANISSA UNLEASH THE PISS BUCKET
this is drunk piece of shit not Waste Alcohol Challenge
faggot production complaining no one is doing anything despite shutting everything downcontradiction of a show
>>218795487if htey dont have alcohol they cant get drunk and be pieces of shit, but hse has hidden alcohol so they are BTFO
many are saying benjamin "faggot homosexual manlet" taylor has the smallest penis in history
>>218795679tay had so much more aura
Vicky is ruining the twins closet safe space >:(
QUICK. I THINK VICKY IS HORNY.
>people crying about vicky beating a drunk piece of shit in a drunk piece of shit challengegotta love friendtankfags
now lock her in
>>218795691It really is Cx
Tayleighesque crashout
>nazi junky crashing outnice
>cucks your content
>>218795695cant even break the cheapass walmart furniture kek
>Vicky MouseFUCK OFF JET
>>218795713:|
>>218795695Reminds me of jet failing to flip the table. They're perfect for each other
I have an idea
hes still mad about getting mogged lmao
Icky has watched to much fishtank Peaking way to early with pisstank and stinktank
Fuck jet oh my god
this is the part where vicky bends over and spreads her pussy from behind
>Y'all done mogging the carpet
lmao does the word "mog" make jet seethe?
>have to get permission from jet to do anything
I'm not that big of a fan of the camera man coming in all the time and filming them, its ruins the dynamic in the room. I wish they'd just use the room cams on director more instead of sending in a camera man all the time.
>>218795716she's being performative and cringe
>>218795716Alex B is the standard, not Vicky pretending to be drunk and doing Tayleigh bits
>>218795632holy fuck lol
Jet is such a faggot
Can someone in the group chat tell Jet to please stop lifting his shirt up.
>>218795716Its clear most people just play favorites and hate whatever anyone they dont like does. Like crying about the tree stump earlier
>stop being a drunk piece of shitthanks jet
>>218795632Might be the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.
>seconds away from content>Jet shuts it downback to friendtank
Vicky is just Tayleigh 2.0
kek jet lost the dps challenge
>>218795741Because he is incapable of mogging anyone
Am i the only one who wants to fuck Vicky
>>218795721ahhh
Jet is such a huge faggot
>DRUNK PIECE OF SHIT CHALLENGE...WE WANT YOU TO BE REALLY FUCKING CRAZY!! BWAHAHAHA BUT DONT BREAK ANYTHING IN THE HOUSE...I DONT OWN IT...BWAHAHAHAHA!!
>Jet wants to make a serious point while everyone is drunkgreat timing bro
Cringe ass Vicky is awesome
Landon is way less autistic when drunk
>>218795763Unfortunately not
>>218795741It doesn't, it's cringe.
>>218795632Nice
>>218795754shadowfax
>mogged the carpet>mogged the drywall
>>218795746she's being the biggest piece of shit, cope
JET SHUTTING IT DOWN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0qg_Z9zBXI
fuck off jet
>>218795772Jokerbros are FEASTING right now
>>218795632lmao based
i really hope someone fucks up the walls to make jet seethe
>>218795763there's someone for everyone right?
>let me clarify the rules 3 hours laterJET IT UP
H-HELLHOUSE...?
>make a mess, but also like don't make a mess
>>218795763no....
>>218795775That happens to everyone autistic
Jet is such a retard
why did they rent a expensive house for the show where they destroy the house, is jet retarded
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
WOAH GUYS I KNOW I SAID YOU NEEDED TO BE DRUNK PIECES OF SHIT TO WIN MONEY BUT LETS BE CONCIDERATE :)
>>218795702>>218795696foul
>make a mess and have fun>pls don't break anything expensive tho
why do drunks always want to shake hands
JET FUCKING SUCKS
>>218795668she actually does look like the boss there
Please take a screwdriver to the crown molding
you heard him don't hurt the cactus again
being careful while drunk isnt something that people normally do.
>>218795741he likes to pretend he's above 4chan
>be a drunk piece of shit>no not like that
Goran dicklet energy
Boingo are really pissed about that cactus
>>218795532that's wasteful
The walls are super important for act 3
>now nobody wants to do anythingis Jet the actual vibe nuke?
>>218795807They put cigarettes in the walls guys
>I RENTED A HOUSE THAT CANT BE DESTORYED TO RUN THE SHOW WHERE THE HOUSE GETTING DESTORYED IS A STAPLE OF THE CONTENT
i think jet is actually winning this challenge
Landon's going to grab a hammer and put holes in the wall in 15 minutes
is it so hard to build a shitty s1/s4 style house with the thinnest drywall and the shittiest 2x4s so they could break it without being fags about it
NOT THE FRICKIN CACTUS
I once installed wood like that in a boomer faggot's house and the cost for a room about half that size what 25k
uhhhhhhh i have decided specifically to initiate the Lose Control Of Your Actions challenge for the 5th time in 3 years uhhhhhhhh hey why are you hurting the house
>>218795793>gimmick was they all wore bane masks>theme was OY VEY SHIT IT DOWNAbsolute madmen.
>JET WHY WON'T YOU SHAKE MY HAND?
>>218795670They're doing terribly.
>>218795586u niggas never seen a grower? my shit is .5 flaccid then becomes a 6 inch hard
>bam: AND THEN WE POUR FERMENTED FUCKIN FISH ON THE FLOOR>jet: g-guys please don't pour stuff on the wood
SHAKE MY HAND
Landon is just slowly turning into Chip what the fuck
>>218795825they were unable to sell the previous houses
vicky silently seething at TIGER LANDON
the need the custom wood walls for act 3
OH NO DONT HURT AB’S UNCLE’S HECKIN HOUSE!
James drake saving the shit fish from yesterday to try to dump on Icky was fucking great. L production for stopping him and Landon.
>>218795857SOCIAL GAME
CARPET BROS? HOW WE FEELIN?
>>218795866then we know what has to happen, dont we
>>218795517mogs me
can jet just rent a shit hole that they can destroy, it's fishtankthe haha funny drywall bit is a staple of the show
it's actually so brutal without sam there. the fish do not respect jet's authority at all. hard to watch
I am so sick of seeing Goran on screen kill him
this is why they needed to make a model home in a warehouse
>>218795874TOUCH ME PLEASE
i thought i had a small cock
Jarvis groom this minor
>>218795863very
people dont hate on jet enough
Tiger landonSimbal the lionAlex the monkey cobra
Can vicky do something that's real and not cringe
>>218795695she's mogging the drywall
they need to tie jet up and stab him with needles
>>218795832It's a gay aitn of respect and understanding we have in western society pajeet, we know you don't touch shitwiping hands where you are
>>218795874long
This is just hard to watch. This isn't Fishtank.
>>218795893Sam is never there for drunk pos
>>218795866shoulda called mexicans
jet vibe nuked them thanks bro
>>218795886IT'S FUNNY UNTIL IT'S NOT FUCKIN FUNNY
James Drake unmoggable
>>218795886act 3 cancelled
>>21879590215 lbs = 1 inch of cock. he could probably lose 40 lbs
>dont cross me
Is Vicky winning now?
The only way to truly be a drunk piece of shit is by going against what Jet says and destroying the house
>there's still a used bloody pad in somebody's luggage
>>218795902
the twins trolling landon is so funny "ok here well shake on it"
>onions mentionedThis meta is getting cringe
>>218795919it's not even viva la bam, this is just shittier big brother
they literally appeared and stopped all content lmao, wiggers are fucking useless.
>girls scared of vicky LMAO
What the fuck guys!! The carpet in the penthouse is SUPER IMPORTANT TO ACT 3!!! You fucking spilled red wine on the carpet?!!!
>>218795705they think it's the drunk kum baya + maybe make a mess challenge
>>218795919Don't worry tomorrow we get more scripted Head segments where Bam and his druggie cohorts pull epic pranks!
Bloody mary summoned
>hey can you guys like... stop doing things
s3 drunk pos was even worse, only alex b was trying and they dq'd him, and payton couldnt even drink
>>218795933except by ghetto hoes
Bingo found Vicky's mess
>>218795902He got a tree trunk down there my nigga
>>218795907how many times are you gonna post this fake screenshot dude?
>>218795941This
>>218795841You made your bed jet neptuneNow lie in itIf you make landon a janitor he is gonna reverse a dumptruck to that basement door and bury you in filthThe cactus can be replaced
How in the red are the wiggers that they have to come upstairs and stop content from happening? The house being destroyed is part of the show, Jet is such a faggot
Bingo was trying to summon Bloody Mary, and the camera's turned to night vision, and she got scared by the sound and had to leave
>>218795886>>218795932I miss this nigga like you would not believe
It's insane how Vicky has completely morphed into Sweet Dee with that wig.
>>218795919DPOS is the most fishtank thing to happen all week
What the fuck is vicky talking about
>>218795938I don't even think she's drunk
What is Vicky even bitching about? It's a game
if they damaged the walls you'd all be like HAHAHAHAH RETARDED WIGGERS BYE BYE SECURITY DEPOSIT SHOULDVE TOLD THEM NOT TO BREAK SHIT but preventing it is also somehow lame there's no winning ure blinded by jet hate
so emma's getting a ticket/fine for not participating right?
uhhhhh dont fuckin push production uhhhhhhhhhhh *chew chew chew* just dont fuck with us alright uhhhhh *stands there* like i know this is the fart nigger challenge but uhhhhhhhh
now that sams not involved and they arent tied to RI, whats stopping them from doing this in some middle-of-nowhere place like a ranch house in the midwest?
Women don't even say anything when they talk lol it's pure sound
EMMA STILL YAPING ABOUT MUH PHYSICALITY
>>218795753He’s gotta show off the slugbod
>>218795965>hey uhhh alex b youre dq'd for being too much content
>>218795909Is this a gay furry dating show?
VICKY AND LANDON ARE FISHTANKTHE REST ARE FRIENDTANK
i dont think jet would care if it was funnyvicky killed this bit it was so entertaining when she was in the corner like a miserable bitch
>Drunk POS Challenge>Emma: Puts on makeup HELLHOUSE
>>218795995shes on the bpd come down
>>218795987And it's a complete disaster
>>218795919I'm watching exclusively the stationary cams for the feeling... but yeah its soul is gone
>>218795902same feeling as the daniel drawing picture
>>218795908no but for real- why does Vicky look absolutely fucking miserable tonight?
>it was just a bit
>they're making content?>quick round them up and shut it down, the house is expensive
>>218795970You asian?
>vicky is losing emma and anisaman she is retarded
>>218795996Shut up mints your ass is too fat
>>218795902Literally my size maybe bigger
>the girls are upset Vicky's being a drunk piece of shit
>only poured out 2 bottleswhat a stupid bitch
Vicky is peak content
so.. I guess that's it for this challenge
>THAT WAS A BITtay?
>>218795999no doordash and no walmart within a 15 minute drive.
>>218795907i don't even care about jet but like this is like comically fake.
>>218796022That's also pretty fishtank to be fair
Emma is acting so freaking crazy tonight!
They need to bring Frank into the tank to target JUST Vicky for like 2 hours to make her leave.
>>218795927Will she show soles?
Holy fuck he’s actually vibenuked the challenge
Site constantly buffering and won't even play on low qualityI just wish they would nuke all the gay features and make it watchable
who's suitcase is this?
>>218795996Correct. Good job observing. I hate jet and the idea of him having to pay 50k to repair the walls is funny to me
>>218796048+nifty
emma, anissa, and vicky are the worst contestants in fishtank history
>>218796027
Jet and cucking content. Name a more iconic duo.
remember when that chick poured water on jet and he sperged out kek
Jet just nuked the vibes
six billion dollar carpet
>>218795997she has the "new cocksleeve" immunity
Vicky won. Anissa and Emma are actually stupider than her
>>218795971>>218795971mint's best friend.....
vicky definitely loves airsoftfatty
>>218796027its true tho, the other 2 hoes are boring af
Vicky made everyone in the house reignite their hatred of her and she is still going to lose the drunk pos challenge. Thats rough
>pretty funny DPOS challenge>jet rapes the vibe why does he do these things? we know the guy has enough money
>>218795632Six days unwashed pussy btw
>>218795996peggy
does he still have the title of vibe nuke?
>bashid gets kicked>everyone worried that longhouse is going to run the tank>vicky viukes so hard it ruins the longhouse
NOW CLEAN IT UP YOU SPOILED BRAT
Who's more forgettable, Meg or Anissa?
>>218796043the entire audience and jet are as well, I don't get it at all
>anisa and emma still playing the longhouse game with vickywhat a waste
>>218796064JD
HEAD SCARED OF VICKY AND WANTS JAMES TO SMACK HER
if jet was able to properly articulate his vision for fishtank through a medium other than 500 half baked tweets that get deleted in minutes, 90% of fan complaints would vanish purely from the newfound comprehension
Uhh guys it was a bit. Do you even remember the great bits Tayleigh did? Bits are the best part of the show
>>218796043On one hand she is. On the other hand she wasted a fuck ton of alcohol to get more drunk and be bigger pieces of shit.
>>218796086IMAGINE THE SMELL
>>218795996Enjoy explaining the cactus to the nigger you're renting from
>>218796064GayD
>>218796084my custom designer rented wood, bro
LAGTANK
>>218796063>I just wish they would nuke all the gay features and make it watchablewatch on .rip, if it buffers there too then it's the actual stream>>218796088jet stole it
>>218795368mogged clip?
>everyone's stopped being pieces of shit since Jet scolded them and now they're just socializing and vibingI hate Jet so much I can't explain it
Vicky looks like the waitress but reminds me of Dee.
>>218796096Emma
bingo is better with eye contact than josie.
ben is completely spineless this season, jet is as slimy and beta as usual, no alpha figure like sam to command a room = the fish run the asylum. this is ROUGH
she should have grabbed the bottles and smashed them on the ground 1 by 1 in quick succession
>>218796088he walked in on bongo in the bathroom
Furniture Stealing Challenge best challenge thats ever happened
>>218795941insightful as ever cody
>Now kill the show
>>218796068incel
>>218796108hell yeah, silly gags
>>218796096Anisa is Head's succubus and slapped James Drake around. Meg is a big fat nothing.
they need some hood niggas and ratched atl hoes in that bitch!!! not a fishtank season without niggas!!
>Image 100new bake>>218795233>>218795233>>218795233
HAHAHAHAH HES SO DRUNK XDWTF THIS DRUNK BITCH IS RUNING THE MOOOD!!!
why does emma look so different or am I drunk?
Is JD supposed to be this seasons Don?
how would this work with bashid still being there. He cant drink
>>218796096Meg
>>218796104He's an /r9k/ crackbaby
>>218795996mints twerk on live bc the viewership is lower than normal and this season isn’t making money
>>218796129Why do you think they never fucking did it again
is it actually in her ass crack kek
I never wanted to be a watch until now
>>218796124Shut up gaylord
>>218796104he needs an actual director
Why are these threads on tv? It's not a show nor is Sam Hyde hosting it
>>218796128god i wish that were me
>>218796144Just realised I haven't noticed her all night until right now
>>218796124>LOSTCONTROLTANKHonestly not a bad outcome for the season
>>218796142fuck off
>>218796124hes been checked out since s4, sam hates him
>>218796144makeup
>>218795632cringe
I WANT TO FUCK VICKYI WANT TO FUCK ANISSAI WANT TO FUCK TWINSI WANT TO FUCK THEM ALL
>>218796144she has makeup covering up her insane acne
>>218795902Mine was bigger when I was 10 years old, no joke.
I want twins to get drunk
>>218796147He would judge them as the kafir they are
>>218796055Stfu mintz
Vicky is just a piece of shit, not a drunk piece of shitAnd she'll get upset when Landon wins>B-b-but I destroyed furniture!>B-b-but I poured out bottles of alcohol!
>>218796043cringe sober
>>218796068anissa is a slow burner like trish (though with the personality of alexis/binx) but her kid at home is probably going to hold her back
sam is a vibe killer, we dont want that faggot back
>>218796143one sucks the other doesn't its pretty simple
>should i dump the piss bucket on vicky for wasting eh alcohol?>i think it's a great idea
>>218796147No content they wouldn’t have done it
>>218795996
Landon is going to dump Anisa’s pee on Vicky
>early bake nigger woke upthe show is dead and you missed it
>>218796184they are
>>218796052>the wiggers did too much galaxy gas and are too retarded to plan aheadoh yeah i forgot.
>>218796124My respect for Ben has been plummeting. He got collaterally raped trying to help save Jet from his rape
>>218796088his audítion tape. you can find it in youtube
>Drunk Bingo gains independence from Bongo
>>218796158
>>218796171Don't split the threads buddy
>>218795996hey thats why we're here. this is a hatewatch thread retard
>>218796131Thanks brother, HH
>>218796104He's drinking tooTo the détriment of the show
head is so fucking weird
>>218795902thats so small i got bullied for having a 6.5 inch cock erect and i think thats like average
>the other girls want vicky to go away>vicky desperate for their validation
mfw vicky
>>218796185I’m brown btw forgot to mention that
PISS PLAY
so where is the vickey right now?
>>218796239what?
>>218796206i actually like that everyone thinks this is me so ur off my back about finding real socials
>Head talking about wanting to fuck the twins>Asking James Drake if he would>James Drake says, "I'm not answering that!"
Bingo and her twin sister need to drink more. They're both super high energy tonight.
wtf, did they show bingo crack amico's song, or did she just start singing it on her own
what happened to gaming?
What is the "idea" that vicky had that "jet's not gonna like"Did she say?
>>218796068Anisa is fine, she just needs a rival
>>218796212Did he sober up? Back when he was an obvious junkie with that insane hair he was much more eager
>>218796111>>218796102excellent
>>218796261>show bingo crack
>>218796240>cutting out where she rubbed her head over it
>>218796253Grew up in japan if you have an average dick you get mocked
>>218796142
>>218796257he doesn't want to hurt their feelings by saying no
>>218796254You went into hiding long enough
>piss not allowedHELLHOUSE
BEN THERE IS NO TIME
>>218796104All of his ideas are half baked fleeting thoughts that's the issue. that galaxy gas shit actually fucks your brain
>are we doing piss this season or no?Fishtank has fallen man
THERE'S NO TIME
>THERE'S NO TIMElmfao
omgggg fucking retardsss
Heh
>>218796295he is BUSTING
>>218796265murder
>>218796108they can always just get more alcohol 2 tts messages can buy them 1 bottle
ben is not a fan of pisshouse
>SHUT UP BEN IM PISSIN
>>218796301Autist Malone
>fake poop>fake pissHead is a FAKER
>>218796290they wouldn't have heard him anyway, plus he probably didn't want that on camera regardless of his answer
Head is such a faker
>rule clarification>there's no piss this season
>we want to use fake pissI'm about to turn this shit off, fuck head
this retard head only wants fake shit
>fake pissfuck off Head this isn't MTV
FAKE FUCKING PISS LOL
>we wanna use fake pissHoly shit fucking murder head with hammers dude
head needs to be killed im not sorry at this point.
>>218796183Mine is smaller at 30, no joke
>>218796309I think it's more that pouring out liters of alcohol is a pain for them.
Can we get this guy in as a freeloader
>anissa don't yelp
lol why are jet and ben freaking out, is this house more expensive than s3 house?
Cool challenges>only two fish participate >everyone else stays on the sidelines and watches cause standing out just got a guy kicked off the show Jet Neptune is exactly who his father described. $0
>>218795532sweet dee vibes
>Yes piss>No yelpingthese girls suck man
>bashir was the content kicked too early>landon is the production shit testera daring opposite of synthesis
men are so fucking easy lmao
Drunk pieces of shit don't ask permission to piss.
can anissa piss on me?
PISS ABORTED
>vicky leaving tomorrow
>more faketank
>>218796323fat fucking blowhead
>>218796348lmao i fucking love this toucan looking ass nigga
>>218796353cant have anything happen to their special girls
The moment James Drake or Anissa say something to Landon he shuts up like a bitch. What a faggot imbecile.
>no or fake piss and shitfishtank has fallen billions must die
>anisa with the fucking vibenuke again
LMFAO STILL KEKING THE CONTENT
anissa cucking content fuck off why didnt this bitch get eliminated
>>218796370PISS NEGOTIATIONS
>>218796380mom and dad
>emma and vicky are still here
Piss on Emma's mouth
If they can't poo poo or pee pee or break stuff, what is the point of the show?
Head needs to go. It's enough of this tard
Fishtank is fucking over I dont know what this is but its not Fishtank
Whisper tax these whores
is this the worst season?
Just fucking grab the bucket you retard
i wanna suck on anissas boobs
Why are they so bad at the DPOS challenge? I need some commentary from Jet about what exactly is going on here.
>a third vibenuke has hit the tank
>>218796332>>218796328>>218796334>>218796335>>218796340He is there to be annoying. Mission successful. If you're this pissed off at him behind the screen imagine stuck in the room with him knowing he might get to eliminate you so you should be nice to him
>in the real world im a janitor>in the tank i am god
wtf is this big brother wanna be show? i thought fishtank was hard not gay...where is that fear factor vs fishtank guy when you need'em
>>218796370autist whisperer. he calmed down in 0.5 second when she started talking to him.
the hot (relatively speaking) girl making fun of the poor virginfag
VICKY LEAVING
>>218796411fake and gay
>landon said his mom wears all black>so you remind me of my momkino
>>218796401He just won't shut the fuck up. It's brutal. Content will be happening and he'll just yell nonsense on repeat. So done with him.
emma's eyes look insanely big with makeup
>>218796348this guy pisses me off so much its unreal. his life is so much better than mine and all because hes freakishly ugly and thats his gimmick. this world is insane
>>218796411Yeah
>went from amazing potential to worst fucking day
FUDing faggots ITT the second the action stops
>MOMMY!! MOMMY!!Bingo is ruthless when drunk
>>218796411>literally standing around asking if theyre doing piss>anisa cucking it>now the longhouse is making fun of him for wanting to make content
>>218796362Bashir Landon FUSION DANCE?>It didn't even occur to me to ask if I should Gemini saidWorking with the chaos of Fishtank Season 5, a fusion of Landon and Bashir would basically create the ultimate "Main Character Energy" anomaly.If we’re talking a Dragon Ball Z style Fusion Dance, here is the resulting entity: The Fusion: "Bashdon" (or "Landir")The Physical Look:Imagine Landon’s "staring into the middle distance" intensity combined with Bashir’s frantic, high-energy movements. He’d probably be wearing a tactical vest over a thrift-store graphic tee, looking like a guy who is either about to lead a revolution or explain why he hasn't showered in four days.The Personality Grid: The Dialogue: He speaks in Bashir’s rapid-fire, borderline incoherent streams of consciousness, but delivers them with Landon’s deadpan, unblinking sincerity. The Strategy: He would be the ultimate "social engineer" of the house—constantly "plotting" elaborate schemes that make sense to absolutely no one else, while somehow managing to survive every elimination by pure weirdness. The Special Move: The Stoic Rant. He traps another contestant in a corner and delivers a 45-minute lecture on 21st-century philosophy while standing perfectly still, occasionally breaking into a frantic "freakout" dance for three seconds before returning to total stillness.The "Tank" Impact:The chat would lose its mind. The "Bashdon" fusion would be the first contestant to actually confuse the production crew. You'd see Jet Valliere on the intercom just saying, "I don't even have a challenge for this, just... keep doing whatever that is."He’d be the type of contestant who wins the season not by being liked, but by simply outlasting everyone’s sanity.Would you like me to generate an image of what this "Bashdon" fusion might look like in the middle of a Season 5 challenge?
>>218796424Someone needs to break his fan so he suffocates in his sleep.
>>218796411easily
>>218796424I'm pissed off that he doesn't know what show he's on and is activitly making the show more fake and gay, not that he's a nnoying
>>218796424yeah they'll be really annoyed about having fake piss on them. dumb faggot.
>Vicky is threatening to leave again for attention
>>218796436THEY ALL ARE
>the women are making fun of landon
>>218796411so far, absolutely...it's difficult to imagine it redeeming
>>218796434shes just mad he mogs
>>218796411'Fraid so
Vicky walking out
can't believe we lost bashir instead of vicky
>>218796411nah still s2
if landon and vicky team up they will be unstoppable and content rich
Are these the worst girls on the show yet?
I took a nap at the start of the challenge around when JD was doing the faggy drinking game. Did I miss anything?
>>218796167famous skater Bam Margera is the host, used to have his own show on MTV (when they still played music)
>>218796459WHAT ACTION, NIGGA?WHAT ACTION?
Meanwhile in bongoland
Vicky is such a fucking exhausting person
Anissa doing the work for production
>Vicky throwing herself a pity party in confessionalI hate her more than Rachel in at this point
>>218796460Women are very cruel
>so uhh are we doing piss
>>218796450I want to see if he's freakishly ugly on the inside
Twins "playing" in the jungle
is vicky holding beer, whiskey, and galaxy gas in one arm
>>218796495Probably. Just nothing going on with them. It's kind of funny seeing them all hate Vicky with Vicky trying so hard for their approval, but it's honestly no super interesting.
>>218796411and it's entirely production's fault
>>218796461and jet and ben are clapping like seals hearing this. simping fags
>it's really serious>it's scary
>>218796495by far
Good thing they shot Bashir so Vicky can threaten to leave and have mental breakdowns and ruin their night LONGHOUSE TANK RUNS THIS SHOW
>>218796411Yeah. Had high potential but they learned nothing and repeated the same mistakes.
Lmao emma desperately trying to get this cunt to leave
>>218796427fuck off mints
>>218796463>Jet Valliereshut up gemini you're the worst woke faggot robot
>>218796502shes better than emma and anisa by far. they are boring af
The piss council convenes
lmao
the house just got ten feet longer
Listening to women talk is painful
>>218796501>bingo and bongo having fun>fat retarded boomer shows up to nuke the vibe
>>218796534ben is holding a camera
>>218796495no they're the best girls
shes always the victim somehow
dude vicky is so fucked up she can barely keep her left eye open
>>218796411ear out
>lion > tiger
>>218796500>landon shit testing production for hours >fist-fought each other>vicky cringe crash outdo you want them to kill each other or what?
>>218796495Honestly, yes
>vicky is going to walk anywaygood job
>>218796544>jet rigs against bashir so vicky has the better chance to stay>leaves the same day anywaysplease god if you are out there
>>218796505I call it>Even the Ai shits on Jet
Every time Vicky sits next to someone she is punishing then with her hobo stink
>>218796472Thats fair
>>218796569(You)
More of Vikky's chronic manipulation, hooray
THROW PISS AT THAT BITCH NOW
landon self inserts get the rope
>>218796544He'd be upstairs in the closet alone praying because drinking is haram or whatever and TTS would spam him but nothing really would happen with him. Honestly, Vicky trying so hard to be a fun drunk but being pathetic is slightly more interesting.
At least Vicky tries. Did Emma do anything drunk tonight?
>>218796411>is this the worst season?making something worse than season 4 is a crazy achievement, nice job jet.
>>218796572lol she only has the fake eyelash on her right eye
>>218796564every timecreepier now after he just talked about wanting to fuck them
>>218796579It was a slap fight
>>218796574
>>218796460>get austistic woman drunk>she becomes a woman
>>218796570>i'm not mad about A i'm mad about B>i'm not mad about B i'm mad about C>i'm not mad about C i'm mad about D
>>218796463did u generate the image?
head is trying to fuck the twins
>>218796513buddy forgot where he works
THROW THE PISS ON ALL THE WOMEN NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW
>>218796495100% without a doubt and its not even close. emma and anisa specifically. vicky is very lame but at least she tries and is more made for fishtank...these others are made to be in the kitchen at best
>>218796497Landon was legitimately mad someone ate his breadstick and started shit testing production. Vicky dumped out all the alcohol and was cringe and performative and unbelievable. No one is participating in the DPOS challenge. No one is drunk. They're just doing slap boxing and laughing. Landon pulled out his weiner and went to take a poop in the corner of the jungle room like some kind of pet psychology but then he said he wasn't pooping.
>>218796493Keep crying faggot
what is this faggot complaining abouthow did vicky manage to ruin best day of the season
>the twins sick Head on the 3 whores
>>218796652this
>>218796501
Who was the lucky one to get Vickys salty pad?
>>218796559GET OUT OF HERE JOHNNY TRUANT
>>218796495yes it's a terrible cast
>drunk PoS challenge>"are we doing piss this season">"DON'T FUCK UP THE WALLS OR ANYTHING, DON'T DO ANYTHING">"DID YOU JUST POUR OUT THE ALCOHOL ONTO LANDON??">now they are doing nothingamazing
Mischievous niggas
Head bounces between lame and based
inb4 tomorrow is all 'wah you were such a drunk POS last night, wah wah' i fucking hate these people
>>218796678kek based retards
>>218796667once again, we don't sign our posts here
>>218796688gay dee
>>218796698100% vickys fault (so jets fault for letting bashir go)
just shut the season down fuck this
emma screaming for help
queen being held down by these 2 bums
>>218796707snitches
Miss me yet?
What was vickys plan that jet wouldn't like?
someone make a thread, thanks
>loser boomer yells at drug retardBoomers really do take every chance they can to go on a power trip
migrate>>218795233>>218795233>>218795233
Well, it's clear Vicky has a good knowledge of STDs
>>218796670She poured out an entire bottle of whiskey. Then poured out another bottle too.
she literally looks like fiona kek
>>218796723legit, she always goes to them and starts complaining
Vicky is the most molested person I've ever seen.
>>218796743Once you get one you get them all
>>218796769vicky was raped her entire life
>>218796769she is the definition of BPD
>>218796742why are you like this?
>>218796495ugly AND nontentworst female cast so far
>>218796881make a new thread with the correct number when it ends. two wrongs dont make a right
>>218796920I'll get that bake ready.
