The Tiger edition >/ftl/ NEWS-- Bashir got eliminated-- Drunk Piece of shit challenge is happening right mow-- The Computer Lab has been opened-- Michael-- Cleej>Links:https://fishtank.rip/ (PPV)https://kick.com/fishtankhttps://www.fishtank.live/https://classic.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5>>218797180
>bashir returns>drake gets pissed at the unfair rules and leaves
Christ is CuckAllahu akbar
Emma really does fucking nothing huh?
RIP queen Vicky
barf edition
>I know you have no gag reflex
I'm really cooling off on James
I think Anusa is a literal dominatrix she wears a lot of latex
Emma the CONTENT SUPERNOVA
>Annisa shoving her fingers down her throat
>>218799808Surely not, Allah can't be that powerful.
>>218799794>newsBASHIR COMING BACK(?)VICKY SELF ELIMINATED IN A BPD MELTDOWN
Worst season, it's barely fishtank
>>218799794Dark Landon lookin like a soundcloud rapper. FUCK BASHIR KEEP HIM OFF.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774146716227530.webm
they should all team up and beat up head
Is it just me or do the twins seem less retarded and more coherent when they're drunk?
we love bezo now. bezo mogs. bezo best fish. bring bezo back.
>>218799814im pakistani btw
>im not someone you wanna mess withJames Snake still doesn't know what type of show he is on
this season fucking sucks. -4 fish day 7
>are you a wigger Vancelol
>>218799858nobody is saying this
>>218799848this is better than fishtank
I wanna fuck Anissa so bad.
W i g g a
so the whole thing was fake if head was involved
>>218799852landonbros...
reminder to send your friends to jetneptune.com to watch for free! that's jetneptune.com !
>>218799858we do not fuck with Bezo we will swat that nigga again
>>218799858fuck bozo
>>218799858He didnt last even 24 hours
>tamest season so far>4 fish gone by week 1
The only joy I get out of production is the fish interacting with Vance
>Make the call Ben, Jet is afraid of his power.
Anissa and Emma should be punished for not participating in the challenge
>>218799863S2 was the same and it turned out to be the greatest season so its a good omen
>you definitely eat pussy vancewhat did anissa mean by this
>TTS is offproduction are retards, because the twins seem to want to fuck shit up, but Head told them they might get in trouble, so they haven't done shitWhat is productions problem today?
>>218799862Himothy mogs
>landon can't get vance to say "yeah"WE'VE COME FULL CIRCLE BROS
Vance takes nothing but L's.
landon looks like pic related, combined with asmongold
crazy how jet doesn't have at least 2 replacements waiting in a nearby hotel
>>218799863the fish sucked from day 1. It could be fine for a few more days but this is not goin to last 30.
>season so bad that people are selfevicting bam's scripted fake poop mtv friendtank
Bashir eliminated and James instantly becomes a faggot, i hope when Bashir is back he gives James the punishment of allah
Kek are people assmad about Bashir returning as a contestant. Vicky self-elmined within hours after Bashir took the bullet. So his elim is invalid. Plus, now he gets to come back, may have some new dirt on the other contestants, and best of all knows that James Drake is a snake that wanted him shot. It's fucking kino guys, what's your problem?!
>>218799873not hairy enough.
>>218799858worst fish of all time
Anissa owes Vance sex.
>>218799863bashir is coming back as a fish
>>218799837She said as much didn't see. Honestly Anissa is sort of growing on me, it's nice to see her participating.
>>218799894Head needs to be removed from the show immediately
>Landon is Anisa's good little boy
>>218799885honestly I didnt think he could do any worse. its impressive desu
>>218799885They arent paying them money as much as other seasons which kept the fish motivated to stay
should probably put vickys walkout in the OP.
>>218799872You are braindead
james hanging out with emma and anissa because hes playing the game is going to bring down his tier level big time
>ANIS to the moon
PISS BONGO
>fake poop>fake piss>fake host>fake eliminations>scripted bits
please snitch on the show as much as possible. use ai to find chinks in the wigger armor!
>>218799856I've always had this feeling that their quirky retardedness is something of an act, not for the show just how they present themselves in general. The alcohol gets them closer to just their normal levels.
NO BONGO DON'T DO IT
:D
>>218799916>i bet you eat pussy.... wiggai'm actually starting to like her
lol
>>218799911im brown btw forgot to mention
>>218799912even if he comes back as a freeloader, I don't carehe doesn't need the money
>>218799912>just bring back an eliminated fish and let him be a contestant againRetard
it's so over
>Literally all the content has left the house>Lando is temporary worked up but tomorrow he'll cool off and go back to doing nothing like most of the weekIt's actually so over
hes gonna puke
>>218799858Icky’s exit had genuine aura even if she was a gaslightning schizo
James Drake is treating this like a normie party where he's trying to keep everyone included and in good spirits. He needs to get it drilled into his head that these people aren't his friends and he needs to go American Psycho
Anissa keeps talking about raping men and doing dominatrix shit, scary!
COULD ANYONE EXPLAIN WHY THE FUCK WAS VICKY NOT DRINKING AND ACTUALLY GETTING DRUNK AND HIGH FOR REAL, SHE FELT SO FAKE ALL NIGHT, BITCH CAN'T ACT FOR SHIT. SHE GOT DRUNK EVERY OR HIGH EVER SINGLE NIGHT WHEN IT DIDN'T MATTER, NOW THAT IT WAS A CHALLENGE SHE SELF SABOTAGE FOR GOD KNOWS WHAT REASON. WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK, STUPID BITCH VICKY FUCK HER
When does Scott Sullivan MMA show up to hang out?
>>218799942based finner
>>218799930he tried and failed to intimidate landonmy estimation of james as man just fucking plummeted
>>218799912It wouldn't be fair tho
>>218799885>this means... all of those vibe repair days weren't enough..?>guess we gotta do more..
>>218799937get a load of this mega faggot. he's gonna tell his daddy gates
>>218799858He's right, it isn't possible and will never happen.
wtf
>>218799912Her exit has nothing to do with bashir. Emma won and is unfair on her
They need to push head out of the house
So Anis' role in the house is Landons Mom?
>>218799885>no sam e-daddy to keep them around>no pay or fishbucks to earn>bunch of drug addict alcoholic rejects
>>218799923he's content cucking shit worse than production. there's no fucking way he stays anywhere near the end of the show
they might as well allow vicky to come back if bashir is coming back
>>218799944What he vibe nuke her with?
head fans are very preformative and are really just wigger/production glazing
YOOO
Reminder the fishes are not getting paid this season. They are just getting points to spend money on the jew supermarket. This is the main reason why is doing so bad.
Is Annisa trying to puke her ass is chugging that rum lol she’s slipping into her dom mode
Boingo think they can still win this if they just stay up all night drinking
>>218799942she cute
>>218799858he didn't deny with his interview with letty that he would be back
Landon wants to fuck his mom what the fuck
>>218799973BPD hit hard, she was trying every gaslight she couldbut failed because JD was trying to push her over the edgeshe is legit evil for blaming the twins though
aight niggas this is too much
ANISSA FINNA RAPE LANDON
HOT GIRL FREELOADEROTGIRLFREELOADER
PULL THE FUCKING PLUG
>her nice titsShe has the worst pair on the show what are these people on about
alright anis gonna fuck landonHOW CAN HE STOP WINNING
GOD I WISH I WAS LANDON RIGHT NOW
Anissa is gross
they should mark the floor that gets the best audio from the cameras so the fish know to stand there when they talk, microwave is completely inaudible
Anis x Landon
this is someone's mother
brehs
im hard as fuck
Bongo said she got so drunk she puked and pissed her bed
FUCK ANISSA IS MAKING ME HORNED UP
why boner
>>218799794>babying landon>drinking heavilyits like she's my mom
scottyrockers….is there hope?
omfg she said she got turned on and now she's trying to act like his mom WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
fucking hell
>>218800003it's malibu, so it's only like 20%
During my drinking days I would've totally hit on sloppy flirty ANIS at last call and had awful rawdog sex with her and stressed about her getting pregnant for the next two weeksThe temptation would've been even more powerful because she's probably still lactating a bitI miss alcohol, bros
>>218799912Fuck you Jet if Bashir returns I am done watching this
>>218799989head just comes and goes when he wants, it wont matter
GUYS ANISA JUST MADE MY DICK HARD
WTF is she doing?
mad weird
>>218800012Porn addiction is crazy bro
>>218800025Mommy
Incestroleplaytank
>tfw anisa will never puke on you then mommy you
In a real show with real producers, Bashir would stay gone, but because Jet needs to save his own ass from being shit on, he's trying to re-wind the show.
>>218800013When the BPD hits just right
Holy shit Anissa's gonna make me cum
>>218800040>yo scott uhhh yeah you can come if you pay for your own flight down hereNo way.
>Pulling of a push door
The night peaked with Bingo summoning Bloody Mary and Bongo making her read from the Bible.
Anissa nip slip https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774145384508650.webm
>does nothing
NGL WARMING UP TO ANISSA
I'M PRETTY SURE HE DOESNT WANT TO FUCK HIS OWN MOM
>>218800022When i see her and Emma i feel disgust
Landon sounds like Stevie Janowski
this season is weird
how the fuck is someone allergic to red40?
Anisa is fucking disgusting
>Anisa will never ride you while whispering diaper fetish shit in your ear
>>218800081The most nontent fish there's ever been
>>218800078FUCK YOU
I dont think they test red 40 in allergy tests
>>218800009Her expressions are so funny to me
>>218800081She sucks so much.
>>218799942>>218800009
>only 10:30We have so much more of this
James Drake is insufferable. He keeps acting like he is in control of every situation and does it by vaguely saying shit like, "I'm not someone you want to mess with" to his allies. This nigger needs to get his legs cut off
boner check landon
>>218800081fucking ANISA is becoming more of a character than this bitch
bongo sounds ready to fuck shit up its a shame she can't think of something herself, production should get a list of ideas and give them to her, fuck it
Fucking Anisa with her milkies
James has turned into the biggest faggot why is he trying to cuck content
>>218800081i forgot she was even here
>>218800096it's not fair
Drake actually sucks, why do you guys like him?
>Annisa will never jerk you off while you suck her tits
Any clips of Vicky leaving? I missed it
>>218800081if bashir comes back and he grovels to her I'm gonna be pissed
>Bashir wraps himself in haramaki as one would do when performing seppuku>Vicky self-eliminates What did bashir mean by this?
Anissa is pretty obviously a very sexual person, they need to lean into that and give her some BDSM shit
...............isn't anissa married with kids
>>218800084HOW SURE ARE YOU?
Don’t wake up Draco
>>218800084
Fuck you Jet AHAHAHAHA NICE SEASON GROYPER CURSE
wow
Anyone have a smooth stream? PPV is stuttering too much
>>218800081she needs to go
>>218800046My thoughts exactly. I’d have got shitfaced and let her do damage to me.
>>218800103holy fuck i thought it was at least midnight
>>218799912His elimination is valid and he is done.
they’ve gotten drunk every night so far, right?
>>218800078HOLY MOLY
Don't wake the Dragon
>>218799996something about seasoning. some typical retarded JD shit
>>218800132Bad woman
>>218800134kick's still up for some reason
Emma and The arab women are Seth level
>>218800130you not feeling embarrassed to post that?
>>218799957big brother has done it
>>218800081she needs another person to manipulate
>>218800081She’s shitting her ass now she hasn’t got Icky to use as a human shield
I fucking new Anissa was a sleeper.
>is TTS on?
>your big fat cat fag ass is outta hereanissa is based
Warming up on Annisa
>>218800132it opens both ways.
>>218800154100% seth and angie tier
uhhh what's wrong with eating pussy?
>>218800037WITH A VENGEANCEhttps://youtu.be/XSbwStWHtzY
im thinking anisa is making me grow if you know what i mean
YA PUTTA ERE
>>218800162>a shitty show did it so fishtank should also
haley gang shoutout
>>218800119bashir used his sharangin
Anissa sounds like lois
>>218799973no one did the challenge and they had a petty retard spat or two instead
Anisa and Drake have swapped places in my mind, he sucks ass
Anissa stocks TO THE MOON
>People are gooning to anissa>Simping for twins and emmaExtremely grim. We NEED an actual hot girl as a freeloader ASAP
Anissa is waking up
JD's Instagram ad reddit shirts piss me off so much
>>218800081bashir needs to come back and eliminate her
If Anissa treated me like this I'd be raw dogging her all night
she really hates JD
>>218800187Look at the nose nigga
warming up to transatlantic anissa
gayd is getting mogged hard
>>218800179american women see it as gay/beta since blacks don’t do it
Huge fan of drunk Anissa
REINCARNACION DE HALEY
>>218800155Nope
>>218800130Brown hands typed this
>>218800173Same
LMFAOOOOOOHE'SA FAGGOT RATATAT TATLMAOOOO ANISA IS SO FUCKING AWESOME
words of a faggot
Bros...... I think I love Anissa
>bullying JDnice, need more of this
jd trying so hard not to look unbothered
>i'm not mad but you're fat and have a huge nose
Is Landon still covered in piss
as a day 1 anissa stan i'm proud
wife
I hope JD's coworkers just start calling him a faggot to his face from now on
ANISA W
>>218799948>>218799957>>218799980>>218799988>>218800047>>218800139>Wahhh it's not fair. Especially not to EmmaYa'll are boring
Emma is the most joyless person ever
I knew the gypsy blood in her would come out
>>218800097Payton Brian and the jap from season 2
BIG OL FAGGOT JD
she is fucking destroying the faggot
i wish i was jd getting demeaned right now
None of you are actually into anisa, right? Right?
Mommy
holy shit she is incredible, truly a good woman
omg anissa is winning this, keep calling JD a loser please im so close
ANISSA is killer!
FAGGOT!
gotta keep anisa drunk for the ret of the show
>>218800231Fuck you redditor
JD and Anisa both stepping up their game tonight
>JD>wears eyeliner>is a faggot
Anissa is ugly sexy. She is getting HORNY as hell. It would be so easy to fuck her tonight god damn. You wouldn't even have to try really and the drunk sloppy sex would be pretty good in the moment. Damn
What is this bitch gonna do now that her handler is gone?
>>218800239give me 10 beers and i totally would
>Emma with a golden opportunity to create content
haley is that you?
BASED ANISA IS ABOUT TO GET THEM BANNED FROM KICK LMAOalso holy fuck she's destroying JD
>>218800235I stand by what I said.
Production is currently astroturfing Anissa hard since their contentcow quit the show
FAGGOT
JD keeps getting cooked kek
>>218800210
>>218800254she needs to fuck landon
That faggot is so mad
https://x.com/SeiShinBushi/status/2035536811770953761
>Twins=low-tier Josie bait>Emma= nontent>Landon= low-tier TJ>Drake= good normie content>Anisa= only fans content>JD= hate watch content
>>218799989he was telling vicky she was a piece of shit with no soul who is going to die and she should go walk into traffic without even being drunk, that's just how he is
JD is like a diet vance
>>218800266ugly hoes
we need her back for vibe repair
>>218800251i think im gay
>>218800270
>>218800139>>218800047>>218799988>>218799980>>218799957simptank fags malding she looks like daniel nigga
>>218800231It's not about it not being fairIt's about production fucking up and not facing any consequences for their retardationThis season is trash and they deserve to lose a second fish on elimination day
>ugly creepy nontent bitch gets a little silly while shitfaced>“omg I love her”What happened to the people posting in this thread
just logged inwho's winning?
looking forward to sam peppers thoughts on todays events tomorrow
>>218800256move on to anissa
>JD too much of a pussy to fight back
>>218800239Offering me to crawl her way and suck on her titty after she changes my diapey really got me a little chubbed up
>>218799858Most forgettable fish of all time vicky was infinitely more entertaining
Ok you can stop now Anisa
fucking faggot jd
this faggot has no comeback to being called a faggot repeatedly kek
>>218800291Vicky won
>>218800291anissa is massively dunking on jd and he's trying not to cry
>>218800250this the type of shit you see in biology textbooks
>>218800256She’ll make a play for the Twins next
Drunk Anissa is kind of turning me on guys....
>>218800291The twins
>Anisa said she has to vomitPUKETANK IS BACK BABY
>>218800081but win!
>>218800276The twins are what Josie pretended to be for 6 weeks while actually being a degenerate furry animal abusing whore.
>>218800291all the roles are basically backwards from this morning except Bingo and Bongo who are still angels
>>218800282Prepare for Vibe Repair Month.
>>218800275
Warming up to Anissa
CLIIIIIIIIP THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
ANISSASS
>>218800275nigger died for no reason lol
>>218800136south texas latina single mothers blowing off steam the one night every three weeks they had a babysitter for their kids were my bread and butterit's a miracle I'm not a fatherthank u Jesus from the bottom of my heart
I like how she’s doing this like some old timey showtunes shit lmao
missed the last couple of hours what's goin on? did vicky leave? clippers?
the need to give JD HGH
why isn't she on broadway?
>>218800239how is a faggot like JD posting on 4channel
>>218800264the season is fucked, wiggers are fucking retards, but anissa calling JD a faggot is funny.
>>218800282how 2 find kratom gf waifu??
>>218800289they stopped being unnecessary seething faggots
>>218800289She's obviously a big sexual dominatrix bitch but the show's been boring with the whole no nudity shit rule.
clip that
this season has a neptunian day then a goranian day, it works on a strict schedule you can miss out on tommorow it's gonna be terrible
>>218800289we just hate JD
>>218800276twins are way better than josie ever was
I like how everything is insanely overpriced but a tall boy redbull is actually cheaper than you can buy outside the market
JD is a charisma vacuum
>>218800289Same shit with Landon, gets piss faced drunk and starts being a tough guy but when sober is a boring fag
>>218800285Bro I like bashir but him returning may make the others not want to participate
>>218799937Kill yourself
*snap" *snap* *snap*
PISSTANK IS BACK
I now understand why JD is in the tank, he's the most pathetic fish and everyone else can farm him for content. I apologise, Jet.
Anissa pls keep going
>>218800298>Oh that was nice! You gotta make your list a writtle timp [sic]He is in hell
>>218800305CLAIRE PLEASE COME SAVE THIS SEASONCLAIRE THESE BITCHES ARE SO BUSTED PLEASE
>>218800289wigger astroturf, vance is keeping the camera on her while other more interesting conversations are happening in the room
>>218800276>low-tier Josie baitBuddy, Josie was a pretend retard shy whore, the twins are fully retarded, they have Soul. I remember hating Josie as soon as I saw her, but with the twins, I clocked them as the True archetype Josie tried to play. The twins are the real deal nigger.
>>218800284NTA but It's always funny how much Nick makes millenial faggots seethe
>>218800321>>218800333You know, she can win this challenge if she fucks Landon.
Claire Sam and the Jew from S4 are loving this
>>218800289it's the first funny organic thing she's done all season
>>218800322The real content was too much for Bam And Unc you can see how worried they are since the pranks are not fake anymore.
>>218800081all she does is sit and stare or loop about petty shit for hours on end
>FAG CAT IN THE CITYfucking top kek
I wish handcam would never show up on director
Anissa is genuinely one of the ugliest women I've seen in my life
>>218800276twins are non e-girl bait josie
>>218799920as a freeloader*
>>218800380she just has a gypsy face, her body is hot as fuck, she mogs emma and the twins
>>218800349Nah fuck strategy and long tank. Let's nuke that shit right out of the gate. Anarchy rules am I right?
>>218800368fair enough
>>218800285you simp for a manthat's gayI'm not even attracted to Emma
A meeting of minds
>>218800380check out the twins next
I WANT THE TWINS TO FUCK LANDON AND THEN HE SPENDS 2 HOURS EPPLAINING HIS PREMATURE EJACULATION
Tank is falling apart
>>218800347beef jerky is only $3 in the market. I'd bankrupt production.
>>218800380emma and vicky also exist
she is going to rape landon :(
I would creampie this ugly bitch no cap my niggas
>>218800321This is how she can win
>>218800276Bingo
>>218800289wiggers
>calls him a faggot to his face 50 times>gets up and shakes her handLmao JD sucks so much its unreal
>>218800380nigga the twins are in the house
SHE WANTS TO FUCK LANDON
Landon is negging
>bashir return>hot woman freeloaderthings that will save the season
damn
>>218799858Bezo its too late to act like based content mogger on discord
>>218800393Bongo is pretty
Has anyone clipped Anissa mommy talking to Landon? I need it.
I miss Claire. Bring back Claire.
With Vicky and Bashir gone, Anisa is establishing her complete domination of the house.
>>218800380>claiming this while twins are around
>>218800350All they need to do is return immunity to actual audience favorite and only eliminate via challenges and it’s fine.
JD while getting fucked in the ass by the third guy in a row:>haha, good one guys>yeah i'm TOTALLY enjoying getting raped *rolls eyes sarcastically*>but seriously, i gotta hand it to you guys, you really got me (tries to high five the guy raping him and is ignored)>man, TTS is NEVER gonna let me live this down haha >doesn't bother me though, keep it coming!
Anisa is 29???!!!
Damn Landon chatting up the beak
The official Fishtank ending, everything after this is non-canon.
>>218800379retarded opinion, its literally the only great thing they've improved since starting pooptank
Emma is so fucked
>>218800380>worse than vicky, emma, and the twinsreally?
>>218800415
Her italian accent despite being mexican is so hot
>>218800276>Landon= low-tier TJ???
>>218800415mommy
>where is the CONTENT?>why isn't this more like season X?>curfews? wtf>jobs? wtf>WHERE ARE THE STEAKS?>this is boring ass cast>stox is a boring element to the show>I literally hate making fishbucks>which is bingo and which is bongo?>where the fuck is "teej">coddletank>boringtank>redditank>"this is UNWATCHABLE">fucking wiggers never do anything right>nothing ever happens>"why do they keep putting this shit on hold?">why isn't production being le mean enough?>simps who pay for the show to keep airing are BAD>where's sam>bam sucks and is a shit host>what's the longhouse meanCan shit-"oldfags" and tourists to S5 leave, and can everyone else trust in the plan?
>>218800384Nah he's coming back as a fish. I want to watch you guys seethe
>>218800415BASED
>>218800388She has a fridge body with awful breasts what the fuck are you on aboutGet some standards you retard
>>218800009i see what they meant by they have above average neanderthal dna
>>218800431i think she's doing a bit, she said 29 befor ebut there's no way
>>218800401This is where our Lanson becomes a Lanman.
>29>she's the same age as meWait I missed that part, I thought she was like mid 30'sMommy energy ruined
>>218800396*coming together
>>218800431no chance, shes closer to 49
>>218800350Boohoo, it's not fairtank>>218800391It's funny seeing emma simps upset Christ is King right?
>>218799858worst fish of all time the only people that will ever care about him are ab and mints
>>218800380this anon is a homosexual
>>218800442she's jewish
>>218800317Hello Zach
>>218800317>>218800345>>218800367>>218800383imao have getting cucked by frank again
handcam completely changes the dynamic of the show. they need to stop doing it.
Having a cameraman there just makes all this performative
I don’t think I’m a good match for Bongo. I wouldn’t be able to keep up with her drinking.
Anissa thinks this is the drunk and mildly entertaining challenge
>>218799973self-sabotage is what people with untreated BPD do, I know it sucks and you're prolly feeling like 90 different shades of brown shit from an ass over it, but it's in their nature
landon is gonna get raped by a bpd chick after the tank and have his life ruined.
I hope Vicky and Bezo never live down their horrible performance in the tank and never show their faces in this community ever again
>>218800276Landon has done more tonight than TJ did in S2, bloodgames, powtank and estanque combined
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING TO ME INSTEAD
>>218800317this. They're authentically just goofy and actually autistic. Bingo especially isn't baiting for simps in any way, she's just an actual legitimate autist having fun with her sister.
wait vicky left? qrd?
twins are more entertaining than most of the season 1 and 3 cast
>>218800415queermogged
>>218800430kek
>>218800276The twins are genuinely funny. You guys are just traumatized by josiecel spergs into thinking anybody that likes a female contestant wants to fuck them
>>218800464You forget that Josie was hyper coddled and is fucking ugly as shit
felted
>I'm older than anissa
>>218800434With the death of this character, absolutely nothing changed, because they were not important at all, and did this all to themselves, thru their own damn actions.
qrd on vicky leaving?
>>218800474I am in this post
>Landon is better than being a jannyNo he isn't. He's not even that good of a janitor.
>>218800456I know this may confuse autists like you, but she's OBVIOUSLY lying
>>218799794>>/ftl/ NEWS>-- Bashir got eliminated>-- Drunk Piece of shit challenge is happening right mow>-- The Computer Lab has been opened>-- Michael>-- CleejHow do you fuck up the news this bad OP?you should be bad. last thread had good news.
>quit your job
I'm on the ledge of my apartment. I can't do this again just like when Betty and Summer left. I can't fvcking do this again Tayleigh
>>218800466>>218800467honestly a good point, its nice seeing it all up close but it really doesnt feel like fishtank
>>218800477she honestly kind of just walked out the front door unexpectedly
>>218800477kratom piss mog
>>218800477She put a used pad in JD's luggage and he confronted her about it and she walked out the door.
DAY 7 TIER LIST>S tierBingo & BongoLandon>A tierAnissaJames DrakeVicky (out)>B tierBashir (out)>C tierEmmaCharity (out)>F tierJDBezo (out)
season 5 easily mogging famous house
>>218800453>she's doing a bityeah it's called being a woman and lying about your ageMizzy was 24
>>218800477she didn't she's just in the shower
what the fuck are jet and ben doing right now
dude find a woman like this and then ruin there lives
dont take her advice, not in this fucking economyget another job lined up before you quit something
Tobuscus freeloader???
>>218800432did you miss earlier how Anisa said she got turned on by Landon comparing her to his mom and loving milfs? And offering to do mommy roleplay with him and offering her breast to him?
>JD stumbled into a fetish based alliance how does he do it
>>218800395>OKAY YEAH SO YEAH IT WAS A PREMATURE JACLATION BUT I ACTUALLY THINK IT WASNT THAT PREMATURE PER SEBUT WELL, AT LEAST I DIDNT GET IT ON THE ASTRAL TURF
Kek why is Anissa gassing up>quit your janitor job!lol and do what? dishwashing?
>>218800477KRATOMPISSMOG
>>218800459
>>218800485Fuck I wish I still had star powers laugh saved
>>218800484Josie is prettier than the twins
>>218800466>>218800467Samesies
>>218800486Looks like a picture that Epstein would have hanging up
>>218800494name what's wrong with the news
>>218800466>>218800467Noooo you can actually hear what they are saying for once noooo
>>218800501Swap James and JD
>>218800466just don’t watch it dude
>>218800081if they don't fine this bitch for not participating, i will personally do a drive by shooting on the house
How old is Anissa?
quit that job mommy will take care of you
>>218800473>t.
>>218800464fine with me, twins deserve the best
>>218800502Alex B was wasted on famous house
>>218800398>>218800440Emma and Vicky are ugly as fuck but they mog Anissa
>>218800501>Bashir (out)Anon, I...
>>218800501correct
>>218800477She put her used period pad into JD’s stuff and cried and said it wasn’t her and left when she got called outAlso JD is allergic to pussy so that’s why it was so serious, Anissa was just throwing it back and he almost had an allergic reaction
>>218800472can you imagine how much taykeigh and vickybwoukdve vibed if they were in the tank together at the same time? all the sulking and cry sessions. scary stuff
>>218800446All that stuff is true though, this is the worst season despite having one fun night. Newfags like you have insane recency bias and think one thing happening means the whole season is now good
>>218800485
>>218800276You've got insane rose-tinted glasses. Twins are better than Josie, and Landon has already done more than anything TJ did.
>>218800477She kratom pissed mogged the tank so hard that her body exploded like rorshack in watchmen when the blue guy waved his hand
TWIN DOWN TWIN DOWN
s1 > s5 > s3 > s2 >>>>>>> s4this is objective fact
>>218800485Cryo lives with his dad rn
>unemployment at record highs>inflation skyrocketing>no more deportations and most likely amnesty for millions of illegals>double h1bs approved from last yearlandon should not quit that job.
horsechair meta unlocked
Tobuscus freeloader would be kinda epic desu
>>218800487she is 29 just like mizzy was in her 20sthere is no fucking way she is not pushing 40
>>218800520I cant wait to see this bitch get jihaded tomorrow
>>218800434AIR STATUS?
>>218800486I wonder where kittens is now
>>218800517that will be her famous last words
>>218800520>fucks kikesAgh
when were they sent binding of isaac shirts?
>>218800505That was 2 years ago, shes 22 now
>Just leave your stable job as a late 20s visibly autistic white male with hardly any skills in the midwest during one of the worst job markets for entry level positions since the 2008 crisis
IMAGINE BINGO RIDING IT WILD STYLE
>>218800473TJ would break everything around him while drunk, rub his cock all over Sam and not spend his time in a closet screaming apologies. Drunk TJ was a force. Sober Landon is better than sober TJ tho.
>haha landon you should quit your government janitorial jobis this bitch retarded
LANDON AND ANISA NEED TO FUCKLANDON AND ANISA NEED TO FUCKLANDON AND ANISA NEED TO FUCKLANDON AND ANISA NEED TO FUCK
>>218800512Who is the third in the alliance? Who else has the fetish appeal?
>>218800501objectively correct
Hol up, im using the .rip site because the FT site is shit tonight, does the .rip site let you view past free viewing hours?Did I waste $10 for nothing?
>>21880053229
>>218800506lol
>>218800558patiently waiting for the .webm of that one to drop
>>218800443its attempt to get another TJ, but there is no other TJ
>>218800535
where's the Anissa shaking her ass clip?
>>218800551stop samefagging troon
>>218800521https://vocaroo.com/13AmPPp6hQPB
>>218800582>late 20she's only 22
>>218800367based and factual post
>>218800510whole crew < 6ft
>>218800495
>>218800369Why aren't they offering her money to kiss Landon like they offered trish money to kiss cole
>>218800561Heeeelloooo once again audience
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOONO FUCKING BASHIRJET YOU RETARD
>>218800490she put a maxi pad in jds luggage trying to make content and couldn't deal with it when she got found out and quit
oh bashir is back. he might do something but nontent nuke in 10 minutes.
BASHIR'S HERE!
INSHALLAH HE IS ABOUT TO RETURN
DEMONIC
>>218800555Nice ragebait
BASHIR IS BACK LFG
S2>S1>S5>S4>S3this is objective fact
DEMONIC BASHIR
>mind-melding
>>218800561Tobuscus should be host
GUESS WHO'S COMING BACK
>>218800601>>218800415
>>218800485lmao
>something outside the boxNEW FREELOADER AND GUESS WHAT IT'S ALSO ONE OF BAM'S FRIENDS
Emma simps in shambles
>>218800603Hell yeah
Binx is home and streaming for her birthday!
>>218800582This is a sober thought which hopefully Landon will have tomorrow
>>218800579Earlier today Edmund sent them tons of stuff
Landon lmfao
>Twins are psychic bitVery unfunny
>>218800605Damn he looks rough
>>218800592nigga there's fucking youtube streams past 10pm, tf are you giving wiggers $10 for
>>218800613qrd on what a maxi pad is?
>>218800599Wtf are you talking about you sperg
>>218800467>>218800497They had a cameraman in all the previous seasons the difference now is that it's live and used more often, so it really doesn't make things any more performative than they already were (which is very performative btw, this show is performative by nature and seasons 2 & 4 had it worst)
lmao landon ruining the bit
>>218800624The guessed it right first try wow
drake shooting vicky was the last chance to save the season. it is now in fubar territory. might as well bring in frank and hellhousemax.
Why'd you cage me up in here, Jet you faggot?
>landon ruining jets faggot retard bashir bitL M A O
is it time?
you can do your little gay shit
>>218800579Earlier today edmund sent them a carepackage
>>218800645It's not her birthday today you stupid fuck, it was yesterday.
Twins are coddled nontent
>>218800650its the only good bit of season 5.
>>218800645is tj there
>You can do your little gay shit
you can do your gay shit here
>you can do your gay shit in herelol Jet is getting raped tonight
>>218800594Rough 29
>Landon busting into the cage to make sure he doesn’t have to stay in the cage anymoreKek I love this guy
they have no idea how much in trouble they are using the xbox brand in their racist islamophobic show without permission
>>218800579literal real edmund mcmillen sent them a big swag box
>you can do your gay shit
New Thread>>218800667>>218800667>>218800667
>>218800555trips of truth
>>218800675he got permission
It's Frank
I really didn't think this would happen. I thought she was just doing a bit. It's just setting in
>>218800501how the fuck do you have james fuckin drake at A tier, this guy tried 1 thing, failed, cried over nothing. you people got shit twisted
[distant terrorism noises]
>>218800599
>>218800637Perfect, thank you anon
>>218800685faggot
>>218800647He wasn't convinced and he's blackout drunk, he'll be fine. But he's afraid this show may cost him his job.
>Bringing a contestant backHow is that fair to the other contenstants?
>>218800675fuckin landon bro
>>218800673No it isn’t
>>218799999quints of truth the wiggers are fucking this season up on day 14 we'll have 2 contestants and a bunch of faggy freeloaders who are bam's yesmen like head
>>218800624>bashir is coming back as djinn
The demon of Islam is returning. They were right.
have bashir walk in with allah akbar music and a grenade in each hand
>>218800709its fishtank, it was never fair
wait vicky walked?
>>218800532Old enough.. to.. party
>>218800689
>>218800645Nobody cares about this washed up old hag.
>>218800704the news is updated.You are mogged good sir.
Bring the intimidator back
>>218800709Is this Fair Tank?
Anisa is fucking beat bro
>>218800675he immediately gave up on the bit afterward too lmfao
i'm gonna laugh if bashir turns the wiggers down
>Bingo: OH I KNOW, SOMEONE ELSE IS COMING ON THE SHOWbingo isn't as drunk, that's why she has vague flashes of psychic inspiration
>>218800674He is reading a book in the background
>>218800685rare decent bake
>>218800709Season 5 is a bit late to realize the show isn't fair at all and they don't give a shit.
>>218800651You might have missed this but he's autistic
>>218800699
>>218800709everything is made up, and the points don't matter
They're actually psychic
>>218800692yes but hes a funny normie foil to all the retarded wigger shit thats going to transpire
emma and james drake going to seethe so hard if bashir comes back
Betty, Summer, JC. Let's just all the cute girls walk like an Egyptian right outside the door
>>218800709THIS ISN’T FAIR HOUSE
Irish car bomb is considered an offensive term in Ireland, similar to going to New York and ordering a "flaming twin towers" they really do not like it when you call it that
>>218800277Where did he lie here?
>>218800709They're all fans except James Drake they know how it works
>>218800551>>218800473TJ would destroy this house in a second, the contestants wouldn't be able to speak to him bc TTS would follow him until they turned it off.
>>218800683Who?
>>218800699God I hate this performative faggot >guys im so shy and nervous!
This went from one of the worst days in fishtank history to one of the best nights in its history Shame emma is useless but I have a feeling she's about to be assblasted
>>218800709they brought back binx and freddy even though they left the tank. there are no rules
>Anissa shit talking her husband Keeeeeeek
>>218800709Yeah never in Fishtank history has an eliminated contestant ever came back. Especially as a special type of contestant, like a freeloader.
Did Vicky really self Elim?… why? Dumb bitch
What explains this? Some kind of premature menopause disorder? How is she this bad already?
>>218800778im telling you, you are going to be disappointed. the dragon breathes tears not fire, watch. i hope im wrong but i know im not
it's been established since S1 that there are no rules.challenges don't matter.none of this matters.
Being a janitor at a school is honestly my dream job. Being able to get my steps in while listening to music/audiobooks and barely having to interact with other people for 8-10 hours at a time while providing a useful service for people, perfect. The only issue I had is pay. You simply can only make enough money to live by yourself in a cheap rental but not save/invest or live with roommates and save/invest the difference. Fucking sucks. I swear to god if you could get paid like 20-30% more than the prevailing wage I'd hop at the opportunity.
>>218800820this. it's not fairtank. james drake and emma are about to be fucking ass blasted
>>218800815its been mid tho
>>218800822>OHHHH PETER DON'T BE SAD PETER>WE'LL GET YOUR ORGANS BACK
>anissa drunk driving storyi'm all in on this retard
>>218800792WHO FUCKING CARES FAGGOT
mommy
>>218800656you wouldn't be able to understand
>>218800795he wasn't wrong, he was just an asshole
This shit is working again. The Head induced dip in quality is finally over.
>>218800501Accurate
The twins aint got shit on the baby psychic
>>218800836Drugs and alcohol
>>218800276The Twins are infinitely more entertaining than Josie. And Josie was my favourite from s1
>>218800814he's like the least performative dude every other prominent fish lurks this place and is being influenced by it
>>218800814He moggs
I hope they just start playing the Muslim call to prayer with no warning like it's a fucking WWE entrance
>>218800859the resident irish poster
>>218800877bam margera never did a kickflip in front of a gay boy from the projects
>>218800709I can tell you're very low on Christ points, anon.
>>218800836hispanic
>>218800836hard drinking would do it, could also be vitamin deficiencies along the B12 line, compromises skin and hair quite a bit.
>>218800836she whored herself out to ugly fat men until her looks started to falter and then hooked on to some simp bitch that she mocks on a reality show online. let this be a lesson, folks.
>>218800836she is an attention whore drinking straight liquor from a bottle
>>218800885I agree
>>218800709Jet is too retarded to think without SamSam would never let this shit happen
>>218800836mommy
>jaeger, you replace the Y with an N and what do you get
>>218800922no gag reflex huh?
>Call to prayer music plays over loud speakers. Fish all go silent as they see a holy figure emerge from the basement. When the smoke from the fog machine clears they see him. Making his big WWE style return, it's Bashir
Why do the twins/anissa think they're still in the running when Landon has clearly won
>>218800861She's really sexy I'd cum in her raw every night and eat her ass
>>218800836Shes not 29 retard
>>218800934>What's up Naeger!https://youtu.be/APrPDwUosrQ
>>218800950Are you thinking about sucking sam's dick or something?Faggot
>>218800955>its jobe
IT HAS TO BE REDBULL
imagine being a faggot named luke posting ITT right now
>falling asleep at the barOh, Anisa is one of those people
>>218800836she's a massive alcoholic. she probably only stays thin because she induces vomiting after large meals
>>218800955>BREAKING BENJAMIN KICKS IN
I hope it’s Chip coming back tonight
>>218800955i would kneel
>>218800984
>get drunk>make eye contact>speak in complete sentences
>>218800965He's not tho. He can only channel this energy while drunk but hes entirely uncoordinated. It'll be the TJ problem all over again where he either has to get drunk all night or harrassed all night.
>jaegerbomb into coors lightGRIM
>>218801003>chip comes in with handlebars and a muslim outfit onlmao
star power enters
>>218800984jobe is a faggot
>>218800984>>its jobe
>>218801005damn, head really got some poontang when he was youngbtw where is head
>>218801039Confirmed, dubs not even required
>>218801015
>>218801015I've noticed that when the twins split up they actually get a little less retarded than usual
>>218800984that would be a good s3 callback lol
>>218800709They had this big faggot speech where they were in the basement about how they want fairtank and everything should be fair.And then Vicky left and they always are like "oh woops how could we have predicted that people can have a bad time!"They don't prepare a SINGLE freeloader for events like this?? Retarded fags.
>>218801058ill get em dw
Anisa Dom content
I live in my mom's basement. I feel insulted.
>>218801078They don't need a freeloader for this. They have a fish for this.
>>218801078Vicky was already threatening to leave earlier.She just needed someone to keep pushing her, thanks JD faggot.
What do the fan counts on the contestant page mean? Just the stox holders?
>>218800984>>218801076Jobe fucking sucks. I'd rather have Mizzy even.
>>218801110cumeater won
us older guys know whats up
>>218801126This
>>218801116yeah, tally of people that bought
Every STOX is in the red but bashir and anisa
>>218801126>Id have rather MizzyDawg, no you wouldn't lmao rofl even
Where is klaus? I find the lack of klaus... disturbing
>>218799937HELLO SAAR THANK YOU FOR CONTACTING THE MICROSOFT SUPPORT. WE ARE THE LOOKING INTO YOUR REPORT AND WILL BE TAKING THE ACTION. PRAISE VISHNU AND THANKING YOU
>>218801192He drops his bit so he can pretend he doesn't watch the show
>>218801126you're not wrong I'm just saying its similar to the wild randy fake out
>rehashing lion and cobra
>>218801228They got her shuffled out QUICK
Hes so done.
