Bingo Bongo Wept>/ftl/ NEWS-- Bashir has returned-- Vicky Self eliminates and Kratom Piss mogs JD-- Vicky puts used period pad on JD's shit-- Head leaves because of Aids fears (Ghost of Vicky)-- Allah is the one true god, suck it Christcucks-- Bingo and Bongo are crying over Head leaving the tank>Links:https://kick.com/fishtankhttps://www.fishtank.live/https://classic.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5Bakes must be at image 100. Production told us toprev >>218803643
show falling apart because of jet ineptitude
Why is emma trying so hard to keep Bashir as a contestant, she's the most fuckedliberal white woman syndrome
>>218804654> jet ineptitudethats the show
>>218804621how was he originally elimmedwhy is vicky gone
>TTS snitches to bashir about james drake elimination plan>Bashir comes back anywayhe better be glad he didn't win the bullet
>Bashir is brought back on to make up for Vicky leaving>James Drake threatens to leaveWhy are retards trying to gaslight him into thinking that he doesn't hold so much power?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g5jmS8Vx9Q
JET!!!! YOU'VE GOT SOME FUCKING EXPLAINING TO DO!!!!!!!!!
Jet realizing what a massive fuck up this was
LMAO
>silently exists
it wouldnt be fishtank if the producers weren't retarded and didnt fuck up constantly. truthNVKE
>>218804683>Bashir was shot by emma with the elimination gun>Vicky got eliminated her self in the dumbest way possible. >Jet brought back BashirAllah's plan
james drake mogging the FUCK out of jet
Don't worry, theres actual people defending bashir being a fish again
james drake is a retard. in the real shows they bring in wild cards when people leave this early
>>218804737kek
They need to go find a 6'5" body builder to follow jet around so the intimidation factor is there
Lol just make a new roll called ghost or something. Retarded argument
>>218804799not ones that can win retard
This is literally Bams wife fault
>>218804799retard
>jet blaming the alcohol>forced the house to do the piece of shit challengelol
>>218804797he should have never been eliminated, the log thing was bullshit and the rule change was bullshit
James Drake is a retard if he doesn't recognize the power that he holds right now.
>>218804834yes they do. the show im watching right now 2 people walked out after three weeks and they brought in 3 new contestants
Jet doing a horrible job with damage control
this is funny
qrd on the vicky situation? haven't had time to watch tonight
jet bragging he would bring back vicky if james drake leave
>
this hag needs to die
seriously what did sam see in jet? this retard cant run a show properly to save his life, plus hes a drug and food addict
>they've been trying to get james drake since s3>they finally get him>he hates themKWAB
>bringing back vicky bluffi dunno if that will work jet
Reminder that this could have easily been avoided if fishbucks were still a thing.
>>218804884He always does
Lol Jet is so obviously full of shit. James is not that stupid
>jet admitting he is controlled by chatnot a good look
>>218804879He does lol he keeps threatening to leave
>>218804906She deserves it.
>>218804899She got scared over a tts or something and was talking about leaving earlier, during the drunk pos challenge she started wrecking shit then walked out of the kitchen and threw kratom piss on Landon
>>218804909I've always wondered that ever since Jet was outed as a galaxy gas fag.
Jet is such a fucking retard. James is completely in the right.
>mints rigging poll to say wiggers are rightlmao
we control the action
>we have no idea what we are doing
jet needs to just come straight out and say they fucked up the casting. i wish he'd just admit it
HOLY SHIT ITS DOWN
Sam would have diffused this easily.
>jet admits the fans were rightwe are dimension hopping like crazy this season.
>stream diesit's probably for the best
As much as you niggers hate Sam, he would have properly have dealt with James by now
>>218804951what's drunk pos challenge??
>4 contestants walking>cams go downlmao
FFFFFFFFF
>my autistic screeching earlier convinced jet he was wrong
>>218804737hahaha
uhhhhhh
>>218804968
>>218804973I have a feeling Drake wouldnt just get mogged by Sam nor intimidated and Sam wouldve thrown a fit and it would be worse
i guess you would rather have a week of no eliminations instead of bashir coming back
streams down? bashir suicide bombed the house
>Jet is getting his asshole torn open>OY VEY SHUT IT DOWNlmfao
I'm sensing a MAJOR vibe repair day coming tomorrow.
>cut the cams and offer to pay drake money to stay
It's all fucked
>>218804598
>this all could have been avoided if jet didnt rig the elimination with the stump because he wants to fuck emma
sounds crazy but maybe give people a MONETARY INCENTIVE to do well on challenges
>>218804973they really need sam. nobody likes or respects jet.
JAMES DRAKE JUST STABBED JET IN THE THROAT
BASHIR WITH THE BOMB VEST TOOK OUT THE HOUSE ALLAHU AKBAR
>kills your season with a kratom bomb
>>218804799what?
>jet giving James 1k to stay so they cut the camslmao
james drake started bludgeoning jet to death we had to cut the feed
this scene is one of the biggest "sincere" behind-the-scenes looks we've had into Jet's psyche>basically confirms all the gay retard theories we've had about how the show actually functionally operates on a day-to-day basisKEK
Holy shit james drake just attacked jet and they cut the feed
where to watch without giving the wiggers money?
>Jet could have stayed in his basement and let Drake seethe about it>Does the worst choice possible like always and decides to go explain it to Drake>Makes it even worse and now Drake is genuinely mad HOW IS THIS NIGGA ALWAYS PICKING THE WRONG CHOICE IN EVERY SITUATION
>>218804598>BUT WHAT DO THE RULES MEAN?lmao fag
>>218804963you just got gaslit bruv
Vicky Kratom mogged the house
>>218804973Sam would just throw a fit a make him leave
cameraman back online
>>218805024Bashir would still have been shot.Vicky would have still quit.What the fuck are you talking about?
>>218805031Vicky bwoke da tank
>>218805025moneys tight. best they can do is $10 ice cream
COW CAM IS UPBABY COW IS NOT THOUGH
JAMES STARTED CIARA POSTING IRLTHEY HAD TO CUT THE FEED
>he fell for the listen to the chat meme
Bashir did get fair and square desu
>>218805051many people are saying this
>>218805051The Unfortunate Trvke
>>218805041Jet has no authority like Sam
>>218805025They just offered them $1,000 and no one did the challenge.
i really wanted bashir back but i am surprised he made him a contestant still, worth pissing them off i would say its not worth james drake leaving but he was turning into a emma orbiter
We don't trust you.
https://poal.me/45ewl8https://poal.me/45ewl8https://poal.me/45ewl8https://poal.me/45ewl8
>People were clowning me earlier and then I came to my sensesComplete bullshit lol
Strange how there's always a issue with the cameras right when they need to calm down a contestants who's about to walk!
uhh strike count?
Jet is fighting PPV currently and constantly nuking his own nodes so that PPV cams constantly die. but somehow he nuked his own website.
>>218804990Is this ur first time watching
what song should they play for Vicky's resurrection tomorrow?
James has all the leverage. There's no show without him.
>router forced an updatehe is raping jet big time here
james drake but he really should've just listened to us
Jet doesn't have the correct words.
Drake is such a faggot pick-me failed actor.Stop entertaining him and tell him it is what it is, would Sam allow a drunk crybaby to have his ear this long?
>>218805054>Bashir would still have been shot.Oh shit we got a baby psychic in here
whats he thinking right now?
>>218805027who the fuck would ever respect this clown with the retarded hair and zoomer lingo in a "serious" talk
>Fuck you>FUCK YOUmom and dad are fighting again
jet just say fuck the rules
ONLY KICK IS LIVE RIGHT NOW HOLY SHIT
>>218805019>>218805036Again, if fishbucks were a thing, he'd already have $1000s and the incentive to gain more.Wiggers are actually retarded for getting rid of them.
anissa and landon outside while this happens lol
>>218804906She needs to post nudes
jet needs to just straight up say there are no rules. he's trying to tiptoe around it
Jet won, seethers lost.
>>218805095hi mintz
Idc about james anymore he can go
>>218804799>>218804761Jet has been told to have alternates ready for 5 seasons now. He deserves to fail.
"talk me off a ledge"-nigga who was gonna jump off a mountain
all jet needs to say is that this happens on shit like big brother all the time, bashir is gonna have a tough time this week regardless
>>218805076It makes no sense what happens if he gets eliminated again? Just rig it so je stays? It makse no sense. All the faggots saying the show is unfair are lying the show has never done this before.Fuck jet
Stream going down at very convenient times
>>218805090I mean, there's no show with him. I like James Drake, but he really should just be fucking with people instead of the Big Brother mentality.
james drake is right though this shit is gay
like if someone modded the game or was hacking
HAHAHAHA THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A FISH ISN'T AN AUTISTIC RETARD WHO DOES WHATEVER JET SAYS AND SAM ISN'T AROUND TO DEFUSE THE SITUATION
>camera cuts back for a second>Jet's head floating severed in the fishtank
>>218805065He used to be better than that. The audience that Burt created broke him. And I'm ashamed to admit it now but Jimmy was the beginning
>>218805096James just admitted it -_-
>>218805086???
Sam would have resolved this by saying "Fuck you, this is my show, you can either stay or get the fuck out." Kind of thankful he's gone now.
jet being put into a corner by based drake
>>218805051vicky bwoke da fishtankalso if they want landon to shut up, just tell him the challenge is over. he keeps asking and i havent seen him drink in a while.
>>218804973Like when he defused Alex B?
>>218805051Undeniable
dont admit to rigging it you idiot you'll get sued
JET CANNOT EXPLAIN HIS OWN FUCKING SHOW
>Fish will walk because they have no fishbucks they can only cash out on elimination?Say it aint so
>if you hate this you would have hated the other seasonsholy fuck jet is so so so fucking stupid
Landon and Anis the only ones doing the challenge. Landon obviously wins but I would award Anis something for actually trying tonight. Like 30 fake dollars at the market or something.
>>218805127The rules never mattered, Why would they suddenly matter. unless this is your first season.
bashir btfo
BASHIR TO SUICIDE BOMB IT LMAO
>>218805111Jet can't even look the guy in the eyes when he's talking to him
>>218805097he doesn't give a shit
>>218805129Sam would have told him to fuck off if he didn't like it
Bashir the Queer
IS HE JUST SHIT TESTING?
>>218805139Sam would have been out the house by now
jake being kind of a fag now, just adapt
Sam would’ve been straight up with Drake about why bash came back but also negotiate with Drake and get some sort of resolution. Jet still doesn’t know how to talk lmao just beating around the bush here.
>>218805161Genuinely terrified
>Bashir inserts himself into the conversation
jet is getting mogged holy shit
Bashir fuckin insane
lmao bashir interjecting
i knew we shoudl have done the sleepover challenge instead
>>218805090Name 5 things James Drake has done this entire time. Oh right, NOTHING.
>>218804979We control the action
People seethe about bashir doing shit like that, but its fucking funny
They should give James immunity, see how much they can make everyone spiral
>haha so you know that contract you signed it means nothing and we'll do whatever>Jet's Lawyer frantically calling for Mints to cut the stream
IS HE JUST TRYING TO MOG RIGHT NOW?
Jet is actually fucked right?
Where are you watching this shit?
jet is living his own hellhouse
This might be the weakest group of fish so far collectively, three fish voluntarily leaving in the first week is wild.
>>218805153it's james drake's first season
Today makes up for the last 2 boring ass days, thanks Jet
>>218805032in big brother for example contestants have gotten voted back in by the audience
JET USING VANCE TO CONVINCE JAMES DRAKE TO STAY
Jet is extremely low iq
>>218805175>mogged by james drake>landon and anisa screaming outside the door>bashir coming in asking if he can mediateJet is the real fish
James Drake needs to understand that the only reason the rules get bent in these cases is because other fish go full retard and self-elim. Don't mald out and leave and they'll more likely remain intact. The true wincon of this show has always been being entertaining, endearing, thick skinned (enough to not quit, anyways), and willing to roll with the punches. This has never been a rigorous game of winning solely through performing well in totally understood challengers. The ambiguity of them usually helps to make them entertaining. I mean, at any moment an unpopular or problem contestant could be made to eat the "elimination cheese fries" or whatever and for the most part that's just the game.
The mogging is amazing.Landon is gonna b fucking ellie by the end of this season
>literally invoking Vancegod damn, absolute Jet L
>Jet makes all the worst decisions today>Even when he tries to roll it back he fucks upthe amount of fucking up is actually comical tier
Non spammers have spoken. Obviously production is in the wrong and James is right. Kick Bashir you stupid wiggers.
>>218805152if vicky was still there she would be in the running buy yea landon wins and anissa did good
I think it's time to stop watching
>jet asking vance for helpKEEEEEEEK
>>218805168Yeah he's not really saying anything at all. It's just talking and talking and the only thing he's really saying is that they don't know how to run their own show.
Jet is the best fish this show has ever had
>>218805202Yeah dude, we know.
>>218805184what he do?
>>218805190the website you bum
>>218805169
>>218804944He's obviously bluffing
Only Confessional cam is on the rip site lmao
>Jet telling James the history of how dogshit this show isKINO
london is the most basedsam should fire jet and hire london
>Jet telling James about their incompetence from previous seasonsBro what is your plan>>218805090Sure maybe the gay people who fap to him will drop the season
JOSIE WON BECAUSE SHE WAS THE MOST POPULARBROSIEGANG
This is actually a nightmare lmao. He's recounting season.
THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE THE SHOW NOW IS ACTIVATE GOONTANKSEND IN AS MANY TITCOWS AS POSSIBLE
>>218805210not kick dumbassdrake was saying make him a freeloader
why isn't james drake laughing at this story?
hitting him with the bant lore
josie cels blown the fuck out
jet is so bad at this
>>218805210all 37 of you. gg
jet logic is against himself
this is why you need sam. just a 6'4 brute freak to get the fish back in line. What a blvkpill
>>218805197its so awesome how their teeth are fucked up cause it makes me feel like i got a chance to fuck them. just like UK slags.
This series is all about Jet's retardation.
Lol Vance you got fucked out of a W because Nina sucked us off
>lets tie a dumbell to his ankleyeah and vance lost
>>218805205>he only reason the rules get bent in these cases is because other fish go full retard and self-elimTHEN CHANGE THE FUCKING RULES?
Holy fuck.https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774154689309977.webm
Good lord grow some balls and tell him to eat shit
>we genuinely feel safer with you hereThe twins and bashir is a kino and cuuute alliance
>>218805121It can just be the result of a special circumstance. Yeah the show has never fully brought back a contestant. Have they ever lost 4 people in one week?
Just got home from workBashir was eliminated before I left and now he's back?can I get a QRD?
this is the perfect time to leave
I feel like my IQ is dropping listening to Jet talk about his own fucking show
I would leave honestly. Jet is a retard, he said he wouldnt rig it and let them vote and then rigs it. Just rig it from The start. What a retard.
>>218805107It would be the only thing she is good at
>contestant is a rules autist>tell him actually it’s been even worse before and you’ve fucked people over like crazy in past seasons That’ll do it Jet great job
>to get drake not to leave i'll tell him about how incompetent our production is
holy fuck Jet is actually retardedThe 90 IQ accusations were dead on
I am astonished at how dumb Jet is. This is absolutely humiliating.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJET WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
>>218805200>tell Drake why bash came back>give a quick life story>get to a resolution >tell Drake he’s gonna hook him up and look after him >take off in his black diesel dodge truck that you can hear on the cams
>>218805237
jet explaining how goofy and scuffed challenges are and james want to know why bashir is back as a fish lol
>the audience is actually mad at me because of how structured this game ishes trolling right?
bashir need to just be a freeloaderthat's it Jet
>the audience is mad at me because of how structured it isIT'S BECAUSE OF THE UNCLEAR RULES YOU FAT SHIT
jet should talk about the rose challenge
AN EARFUL
who's got the bingo?>jet complained about /us/
>>218805259dude, WHAT
>>218805245>josiewho?
in another universe, James Drake spoke to Jet Neptune on top of that mountain and he jumped off the edge
The audience isn't mad about the structureThey were mad because they counted the stump while saying before that it didnt count
>>218805267Wiggers
>>218805210
>>218805221>I should really be involved here jethis pretentious up his own assness is fucking funny, he's as much of an autist as landon
>>218804944He's not trying to gain anything from this. He's just whining and hoping that Jet calms him down.
>>218805262He basically has already, Jet just has no critical thinking ability.
>>218805235>>218805273I mean, remember, Jet literally thinks it's funny when things are bad.
THINK IT DREAM IT DO IT
Please buy the pass and stop watching illegal restreams
>>218805205Jet is just fucking awful at explaining this to him. He really shouldn’t be running this, but everybody already knew that.
talk to the guy like a fucking human being
Jet can't look Drake in the eyes lmao
There's so much doublespeak Jet has no idea what he's saying, its really insane listening to this
genuinely one of the most insane days in the show's history
>Can I get paid now?
Jet should just own up to being a retard and make the muzzie a freeloader. But he will never admit he's wrong.
>talking about past challenges being badJames should start stump posting
Letty tied the weight on vance's ankle
Jet is an actual fucking retard.
jet "explaining" himself makes me question why James doesnt just leave sooner.
>>218805259okay even if everyone leaves the twins and freeloaders will be fine
Jet proving yet again he doesn't understand this fucking retarded shit show. Insane how delusional and stubborn this moron is
James isn't buying any of Jet's bullshit lmao
>They are all mathematically>They are fairLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOSHUT THE FUCK OFF JET
>>218805309Ben literally could have explained this better lmao
>theres no plot armor>yeah i gave bashir plot armor but i got a schedule>yeah vicky would have been easier to beat
>There's no plot armor and I know that sounds hypocritical because I just gave Bashir plot armor
this is a jet W. i know you might not like it but it is.
I wonder what Vance is feeling from this conversation
>i know its hypocritical because im being hypocritical but ummm... can i get paid now?
you guys thinking what i'm thinking?
bill ottman would've done this talk so much better
>>218805259holy shit but you missed the 2nd part they said 'someone will come back' you moron
Bro, your shows not that fucking deep
Still has NOT made eye contact Not even a glance
>>218805302lol yeah he is very autistic
Thanks for admitting none of this matters and you will rig it however you want for the result you want Jet. At least I don’t have to waste more time on this rigged garbage.YOU WIGGERS ARE NO BETTER THAN HEAD WITH HIS SCRIPTED BITS
>>218805267White cow gave birth.
>>218805239holy fuck this
>>218805259Bingo was talking about Bashir the moment Creed came on. I'm starting to believe they're really psychic.
Since Jet is being upfront, he should also go into a deep dive about the last season and how it was just a casting couch to fuck some girls
>>218805259im scared
HEY JET ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT PREVIOUS SEASONS?
not even fun to watch the show fail at this point
Jet is right but bad at explaining it and has an off putting tone
>it would have been boring with less fishIt was entertaining most when vicky left lmao
is jet even saying anything at this point
He doesn't know his own show
leave james
The pure contempt that Drake has on his face is incredible lmao. Jet is forever taking L's.
>they thought I was only pretending to be retarded
>>218805259WTF
Bantfags are feasting /tv/fags are seething
who tf takes time off work to watch fishtank
Jet should've just left it at we can't lose that many contestants because of schedule instead of this retarded word salad
>>218805262He can't, they've lost too many people too fast, they lost two on the first couple of days they just lost Vicky and now James is looking to walk because of the Bashir/ elimination/ challenge/ rules all mean nothing so there's no point to the show in his mind, he can't win because they'll just pick whoever they want to win and give the money to and the rest are shit out of luck.It is a game show Anons are right but making up the rules on the spot, bringing people back immediately after they were eliminated after doing a week long challenge for that elimination is retarded.
>JET PROVING EVERY SINGLE /FTL/ POST CORRECT SINCE SEASON 1 AND THAT HE'S ACTUALLY RETARDEDHOLY FUCK IS THIS WHAT HE'S LIKE WITHOUT SAM? OH MY GOD HE'S LEGIT RETARDED
He is gonna leave.
Jet just spewing goyim nonsense
>>218805330we are 100% getting a disability challenge which will be completely subjective
Hey Josie, your win was rigged because you were popular and we edited out your moments in the S1 cut.
>Jet laughing at implying Vicky is stupid while Drake shoots daggers at himfucking kek
>>218805251Japanese have a certain affection for crooked messed up teeth. Not like dirty or discolored but just the "arrangement" I guess. Braces are rare.
Jet needs to just keep repeating that they can't have half the people leave and end the show early and the first real "elimination" is just null and void because of how retarded its been
>YOU CAN LEAVE BTW YOU CAN GO YOU CAN FLY HOME AND LEAVE BTW
Unbelievable Jet L, holy shit.
Jet shouldnt be in charge of this show
>>218805259
SHE'S GOING NUCLEAR ON JET FOR THIS
"You can't get Vicky back"say it, James
>>218805307okay
I'll be shocked if James doesn't leave after this talk
this is going horribly
Vicky became nontent, threw away the Drunk Pos challenge, she bottomed out and walked.
>>218805259ITS NOT A BIT IT WAS REAL ALL ALONG, Jet and Ben need to be informed.
HOW IS JAMES GOING ALONG WITH THIS
>twins said someone will get madholy shit
>>218805344not as good that way
>>218805354fucking pick me WHORE
fuck it just bring vicky back, bye bye drake
KEK JAMES IS SEETHING THAT BASHIR'S STOX ECLIPSED HIM LMAO WHAT A SEETHING FAGGOT HE HATES NOT BEING THE STAR
Imagine losing the one non fishtank fan that plays the game perfectly because you just couldnt make someone eliminated a freeloader
>>218804654Qrd? I'm drinking with normies
Jet is so goddamned stupid it's unrealThis is the absolute worst way he could have handled this
>>218805378Bro, we knew this shit back in S1. This is just the first time that he's admitting how retarded he is.
Jet is full of shit
>>218805410I'm scared....
"As a matter of fact, James, last season the entire show was a setup to end as soon as I know I was going to fuck an Asian high schooler." Jert Norptune
>>218805390Snaggletooth. I forget the jap term for it.
Rough night tonight whos ready for a vibe repair sunday?
>>218805385Annoying that he said that because it isn't even true. Josie mogged Letty in the Cell Final
>>218805415made me chuckle
/ftl/ is the funniest part of this show, without question. this thread is making me lmao
Jet just needs to tell Drake that he is in alternative timeline where they eliminated Vicky and Bashir stayed, that's it.
JET CONFRONTED WITH THE INNATE CONTRADICTION OF FISHTANK
>>218805416Are you retarded, it's clearly because Bashir got eliminated
>>218805360>all the old fishtank stuff is gone
he could leave and get vicky back
>YEAH SO COMPETITIONS DONT MATTER AND WE'LL JUST ELIMINATE ANYONE WE DONT LIKE BUT YOU SHOULD STAY AFTER MOGGING US AND THREATENING TO BASH MY SKULL IN
Jet is literally always wrong
>it's fair dude>we changed the leave challenge to collect fucking dirt and woodkiss my fucking ass jet
Jet is like 95 iq
>the one that's gonna shut the show down is not skull hyde, its not random retards, it's James Drakethat's kino
he's right though, that giving him a big ass creed intro made his stox shoot through the roof
>>218805426>haha yeah james the first season we only let the winner win because people wanted to fuck her!
>>218805428Vibe repair and bashir leaving
>stock emotional music playingnot the time nigga
they should just do exile island and let bashir compete against the next elimination to get back in.
HOLY BASED ANISSA
>dont worry bro he's probably not going to win
It’s funny till it ain’t fuckin funny no more
we need a tlp freeloader
>exile island where they compete and come backFAMOUS HOUSE 2... AND 3... AND 4...YOU ARE CURRENTLY ON HOUSE 1...
>>218805423That's actually fucking crazyThis is like 5 years of gaslighting exposed in one dayNext He'll be telling Drake how he gets ideas off of /ftl/ and uses Jeets to Shit up the threads
>>218805399KYS nina nigger
James is NOT leaving folks
>>218805440this inept slut needs to die
BYE JAMES
>>218805222Its fucking down?
>>218805447thats being generous
>im not a quitterJET WON!!!!
>this show has sucked for the past 4 seasons >this show is going to keep sucking so deal with it.Jet W
This is absolutely insane. Goran is being soulraped right now.
>>218805428>things finally happen>show falls apart
>>218805438He just mentioned the stocks which makes more sense
>>218805420james is seething that bashir came back after elimination so the rules dont matta
>landon and anissa so drunk they can only crawl
this is actually kino as fuck
i do love and respect you
This is going to haunt Jet till the end of his days, you know that right? Kek
#RapeJetNeptune
Is there any stream I can rewind where I can watch the past few hours I missed Bashir coming back
lmao landon
>THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS JAMES
everyone just walks over Jet
LMAOLOOK AT HIS FACE
BASHIR NOOO DONT BASHIR
Wait a minute.... /ftl/... was right?
jet getting absolutely the fuck mogged out of him lmao
>>218805460We have one
>Tards broke containment
>>218805440That would be so awesome man. She would be kratom mogging all these pussies
get this bitch drunk every day lmao
>>218805442Pretty much and that's why James'll walk because what's the point in staying when there's no chance of winning? Might as well walk sooner than later if production won't honor their own rules, make them up on the spot, and chose whoever they want to win. The only winning move you have left in this scenario is not to play.
BASHIR READY TO LEAVELANDON SAYS GOOD YOU NOT A FISH
fucking retards. all of them
>Bashir is unironically better at thisLmaaoooooooooooo
So, now they want to do the drunk piece of shit challenge.
you're not a fucking contestant
lmao, shows in a death spiral
>jet's face when bashir said he'd walkthis is too fucking good
>jet bit mogged by contestants
Bongo has been freaking out for like an hour now. she needs to stop drinkingI'm glad Bingo and Bashir have helped her. she's so emotional when she drinks
>Bashir offering to walkLMAO
>>218805256The rules never being entirely sure is part of the game.
sambros.....you were right....this show is in dire need of someone with actual authority
>>218805433A lot of those challenges were decided by fan polls
jet commands ZERO authority compared to sam
This is so unreal
>>218805489Kick.Com/Fishtank
>>218805438HE WAS JUST CRYING ABOUT ITLMAO
clusterfuck kino
what a fuckin shitshow
a season without sam has been so funny I admit loooool
>>218805440>now JD threatens to walk
>>218805510rly tlhoughAnisa OWES landon a handjob at least
What a mess fucking hell
>jet getting through to drake>bashir comes in and says he'll leaveLMAO
>Jet really is Tony Khan
holy shit is jet about to cry?
Bashir leaving would be the funniest shit to ever have happened on Fishtank
>>218805489ehh the return wasnt that coolthey played a creed song and then bashir came up the stairs then the twins gave a horrible explanation of vicky leaving. it wasnt that interesting.
the rules dont matterand no ones getting paid
>>218805440Ugly nontent whore.
I love seeing this faggot mogged this hard
>Now Bashir is promising to leave instead of Drake
The Japanese would be able to take fishtank and make it last 2 months without it being boring
>>218805497Jet is the JD of production
Fishtank ruining tier
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I will actually kneel if Bashir walks
>bashir walks again>jet back to square one but now the fish are pissed at him
>bashir walking out to creedthat would make this
ALLAH COMMANDS BASHIR AND JAMES DRAKE BOTH WALK OUT TONIGHT
>>218805532no shit dumbassno sam = flop
literally the funniest thing that could happen lmfao
Jet’s thousand yard stare lmao
the muslim offering to leave voluntarily is exactly how i gaslight women into staying with me.
Is this Jet's rock bottom?
the vacant stare of the mentally impaired
>>218805506>spends 15 minutes avoiding eye contact explaining how he NEEDS bashir back for the show to run properly>bashir comes in and says he'll walk out the door right now for jameslmaoooooo jet is just adrift in an oceanhe has no control over anything>it's very possible I could make a decision that could... just fix itEXCEPT IT DOESN'T FIX IT FOR JET IT FUCKS EVERYTHING UP BASHIR LMFAO
Lmfao
If Bashir walks , i kneel
alex b would own this house
What's going on?Are they all bailing?
meanwhile anisa and landon are giggling and playing with each other on the floor
>they still didn't overcast people for when people threaten to leave early
>>218805527she needs her older brother
JET WINNING JET WINNING JET WINNING JET WINNING JET WINNING
Ok this is the greatest day of Fishtank EVER
fucking hilarious i love fishtank and how fucking retarded this shit is ALWAYS and trainwreck. amazing
>>218805571Please godor allah, fuck it
Drake just doesnt understand the show isnt fair
Fishtank Season 5: The Death of Jet Neptune
>image 90 BAKER>BAKER BAKER>BAKER BAKER>BAKER BAKER>BAKER
I just cant imagine struggling to explain your own reasoning in a show you claim you created and its in the 5th season. Jet is fucking stupid.
>Eliminates himself 2nd time of the day btwKino
TOO MANY PEOPLE LEFT BEFORE THE FIRST ELIMINATIONIT WOULD CUT THE SHOW SHORT. ELIMS HAVE TO BE BALANCED WITH TIME
Imagine him finding out about how much Burt got paid
>HE CANNOT WALK>HE CANNOT WALK>HE CANNOT WALK>I'M FUCKED>I'M FUCKED>I'M FUCKED
>james drake and bashir outwardly talking about how retarded and incompetent the wiggers are right in front of jetLMAO
Where's the host of the show?
jetbros...
i think james thinks he might change jets mind
...bashir has the chance to do the funniest thing right now
is bashir actually leaving again?
>HALO
>drake is afraid, but his reflection is angrywow
>>218805535There was a bunch of challenges she clearly won to anyone with eyes. Usually had better improv and more inventive and creative in the moment/thinking on her feet. Letty was 'content' tho, I guess
>>218805548I told you niggers back like 5 threads go
>Bashir leaves twice in one night
Jet is in hell rn
WOAH HEY IM SUPER ANGRY GUIS!
Bashir better not pull a, "Actually I'll just be a freeloader!"that would be gay and ruin all of this seething
Jet forgot to read the 48 laws of power
>>218805606lmao
>>218805594same thing
It's all falling apart
what halo? that's not even a cheat fucking noob
>>218805609>>218805611LOL
holy fuck dude ppv is laggy as fuck. every 10 seconds you buffer for 30 seconds
SLEEP ON ITUSE VANCE AS AN EXAMPLE
>uhh just talk to vance
THE WIGGA.
>deflecting to Vance Yeah
>just sleep on it before you leavehmmmmm i've heard this before
>>218805606surreal
Kek
>>218805609>>218805611Goran Rapistovic
>>218805544GOD, I HOPE SO. HE NEEDS IT.
these drunk retards coming in to fuck up the serious conversation is so funny
>rules don't matter>elminations don't matter>shop doesn't matter>can't even meet sam hyde>instead of getting paid 500+ dollars for fishtank get 6 fucking dollars in fake moneywho the fuck would want to be on this show
>>218805639It's the same on the site
Jet is so incompetent digging in his heels when he's dead wrong. They got people out, just bring in hot girl freeloaders and then people will actually want to be there and also watch the show.
Imagine if James and Bashir both walk
>>218805572So let's go thereLet's make our escapeCome on, let's go there
>vance will solve this ofclol
production is going to slowly torture jake over this now lol, they get so petty over shit like this
AW GEEZ GUYS THIS SUPER CERAL SHOW ISN'T FARE!
>>218805606Its beautiful
>>218805613which is impossible because he's the most hard-headed faggot of all time
>>218805625Why'd you use this picture
Jet looks like he wants to kill himself
>>218805568I can't believe our very own Claire decided against a gooncation 2.0 at the s3 house with this guy Ellie come get your boy
bashir please DONT LEAVE AGAIN PLEASE FFS BASHIR PLEASE DONT
How tf is Jet gonna torture James Drake after this?
>sam right now watching this
>>218805661anissa talked about leaving too earlier
Vance trying to talk to james wtf
should we do it on this carpet area?
New bake>>218805672>>218805672>>218805672
I love how optimistic and bright eyed Jet is at the start of every season, and then 6 days later there is where he finds himself.It's so fun to shit on Jet. He's the gift that keeps on giving
ppv getting raped for everyone else too?
jet absolutely buckbroken by his own retardation
This has been an absolute clusterfuck man
Simple solution would to be make bashir a half fish. If he wins the money gets split up or something
VANCE TELLING BASHIR NOT TO LEAVE
If this show keeps going Jet is insanely lucky.
>the retarded "contestant chooses the elimination" challenge is the source of all thisloool
script writers are cooking
Fuck Jamesbut alsoFuck Jet
Vance isn’t gonna explain shit either I love the guy but I’ve heard him say 10 words since fishtank even started
VANCEBROS... WE ARE BACKHe is yeahmaxxing again.
there will be no season 6 btw
James Drake is the best no fan contestant we've had, knowing the least about the crew gives you an advantage
>>218805510jesus christ what an annoying whore
>>218805555>>218805604This should have been his warning that Fishtank is an incompetent nonsense show with no real rules. He should have taken it.Flash forward 23 days from now.James Drake is the winner. He stands ready to receive his massive novelty check for $50k."JAMES DRAKE... AS THE WINNER OF THE SHOW...""WE AWARD YOU...""50,000 DOLL HAIRS."
god this season FUCKING SUCKS>>218805687this might be the most fun season to shit on jet at least
>>218805688yeah i switched to letty's stream
>bashir asking vance if he should leave
okay so now bashir is allowed to talk to vance and production, but he's not a freeloader
>>218805688I gave up on ppv I'm just watching the kick stream now
uhm so James it's actually a gay dating show and the final prize is $50k of credits with a gay prostitute named Burt. Don't worry he's on prep.
>>218805660and no challenges because they have to postpone eliminations for 1-2 weeks?
>we should fucking mess with them>noo>NO!?
WOAH HEY MISTER DUCK LOOK JAMESY WAYMSEY IS UPSET! LETS CHEER HIM UP!
>>218805691isnt it great?
>>218805675I probably would too if I was as stupid as him. Imagine struggling to explain your own show to someone that you claim is a passion project and is in its 5th season.
greatest clusterfuck in fishtank history
This is gay, I hope everyone leaves and they bring back the following as contestants:JimmyClaireJonKaleiTayleighSummerColeCKAlex SteinAlex B
I just want more people. Bring in like 5 new freeloaders.
This is what would happen one for one if Cole came back and they made him a contestant again holy kino season 2
Fun challenges and good vibes tomorrow
them coming in like little toddlers while they are doing a zoom interview is hilarious
>>218805511There is still a chance of winning. He's a pussy and wants the money, he's not gonna walk
This is the greatest day of Fishtank EVEREVERY SINGLE POSTER THAT HAS EVER DOOMED POST HAS BEEN VINDICATEDWE'RE FUCKING FREEEEEEEE
FUCK PPV NIGGER FUCK
>>218805532>>218805536Who would have fucking thought.
>>218805723oh, they didnt shut it off at 10 tonight?
is bashir quitting
Bashir should never have been eliminated, that's all there is to it, vicky leaving was clearly the will of Allah, inshallah.
>>218805687Yeah I'd feel bad for him if this was his first or second run but its the 5th time he's done this so I can't feel bad. Like your a young guy who gets a huge break to work with your dream comedian funny guy and he funds your project 5x times like stop fucking up nigga.
>basneed trying to talk to drake about jonah and the whaleLmao
Jet is going to vibe repair his ego and then find a way to spite James Drake
"but thats not fair"ITS NOT FAIR TANK
>>218805726hot tub challenge with the hot girls winner gets a fishbucktrampoline competition winner gets a fishbuck
let me tell you why this is a good thing
>HE'S NEVER PRODUCED A GOOD SEASON
Jet did more damage to the shows reputation in 15 minutes than the doomers did since season 1
Is the computer lab in the attic?
>>218805747
>>218805764yep
>>218805743He'll walk, he's already made the decision. All that's left is for him to walk out the door which he will do tomorrow. I would bet all your money on it.
bring in freddy and aryeh now
>>218805767good
i don't know what ppv is and at this point im afraid to ask
>>218805760They are trying to get that kick money, it's a substantial increase in revenue for them
>>218805767loading up the hate TTS's now
>>218805764It mazes ZERO sense to not rig it before and then to rig it afterward.Just rig it from the start
BRING IN THE HOMELESS GUYS, STAT!
This season was legendary until Vicky left. I guess everyone saying don't trust BPD girls were right and it really wasn't a Jimmy tier meme
>you said if you were me, you would have come back on the show>yeah?>and that's my problem. Cause I'm not youWhat the fuck is this guy on about?
>i'm on fishtank to make god proud
LMFAOBASHIR IS FUCKING EGOING HIM"IF YOU WOULD HAVE MADE THIS DECISION, JAMES DRAKE... PERHAPS I MADE THE WRONG DECISION."
>>218805782>hes never participated on an unfair gameshow before
>Bashir is willing to go out of the tank if it's a deal breaker for JamesI fucking KNEEL
these are vibes that cannot be repaired
Is everyone fucking leaving? There's goodbye speeches on every cam
>>218805833KEK HOLY SHIT BASHIR I KNEEL
>>218805821He wants to pretend he would sacrifice himself for James without actually doing it.
>>218805828he's not wrong
>make G-d proud by going on the poopoo peepee show, goyi-kafir
you owe landon sex you fucking bitch
>>218805813The wiggers just really are THAT retarded.
>goes on the poop humilation show to make god proud
I do feel bad for James. He's late 30's and thought this show was going to change his life, and now he realizes it's ran by complete retards.
>Bashir came onto the hellhouse show to make god proud
>>218805729IS THAT...josie?
I know jet must feel like grabbing rope but that was fucking hilarious
>>218805853famous house 3 time!
That was truly astonishing. I never thought we'd get to see the true depths of wigger retardation. Now Bashir's telling him it's gonna happen again lmfao.
>>218805862uh ohh
>basneed talking about the binx fake elimination where jet and sam said on camera>>let's fake eliminate binx>as a justification for what happened tonight
>>218805821If a retard degenerate faggot moron you know told you "I would have done the exact same thing!" wouldn't you think "oh fuck the retard is saying I chose correctly, maybe I fucked up"that's what he's fucking saying lmfaooo
>>218805876Yeah, crazy isn't it
Letty is SEETHING at Jet calling S1 cast boring
>>218805853Imagine you are a contestant and you all work together to get someone out and you do it and then production goes along with it and then decides to renig. Whats the point of playing? Its just a slow execution waiting for when Jet wants you gone.
>>218805284I'm literally going to pay a boomer $2500 for a clapped out standard cab ram 3500 and your post has given me the courage to go through with it
>>218805821he almost had a point and then threw it away at the very end lmfao.
>>218805872Why didn't he check the show before he came on? Famous House is one thing, but they would have had to tell him it's Fishtank this time.
>>218805871He's a muslim after all
>>218805871Allah's strongest warrior
>>218805872>thought this show was going to change his lifeI hope he didn't, that sounds incredibly naive
"What is this place?"-nigga who was gonna jump off a mountain
>>218805865>G-dI know what you are
>>218805872KWAB. He had 2 years to learn about the show
I think Bashir is genuinely stupid but he has a terrible nerve to be so confident and condescending. Definitely a Muslim thing.
The vibes are FUCKED
I can't believe we got a famous house esque mind break moment
motherly Bingo <3
>>218805764especially when Vicky told them she wanted to leave early that morning. They should've just told Emma to eliminate Vicky in the basement or something, she would've been okay with doing it. i don't think jet anticipated someone would actually get this pissed, no one's ever taken them to task about this before
>>218805821Bashir is actually retarded and disappointing me. For someone so spiritually minded and god willed he sure does think a lot about what to do, instead of just going with the flow. He's not being like water, he's overthinking.
Jet has:1. NO Homeless guys2. NO hot girls3. NO quirky characters like Jeff or Nofty4. NO disgusting slobs like Fatty and Frank5. NO Sam HydeEveryone abandon and betray him.
>>218805931This is how all muslims behave btw
>>218805870once this show crashes and burns /ftl/ needs to make a good version of it.
>>218805932oh... oh no
>>218805948you know it would suck
i just wish anissa would pop a titty out
>>218805946Well, why would a Muslim respected Kafir, its just like Jews and Goys
>>218805942>allah wants me to go on jet's fake peepee and poopoo show
>>218805899more like mildly annoyed but laughing about it
>>218805932jet needs a vibe repair day
Fishtank can repair the vibes with this one simple fat ass
>>218805960Worse than jets show? NoWould it be “good”? No probably not
>>218805940unironically like Bingo is playing with her child. Bingo is such a good woman
>>218805932>After Fishtank | Before Fishtank
Landon mogging production
>>218805970lowkey
I still think this is the best season. Jet fucking up is part of what makes the show good.
landon telling them not to believe the staff gaslighting about him being a contestantthe funny and ironic thing is, landon's rightlike I believe they brought him back but landon is actually in the right to not believe the staff over james, who was 1. thrown for a loop over him coming back 2. now completely believes the fact he's back
>>218805799He's doing the classic "If this rules broken then what even is a rule? What even is this place?? Where even are we?!?!?!" It's nothing more than dramatic acting bullshit. There's no conviction. He won't walk.
The house is falling apart because Antara isn't there to keep order.
>>218805999in a twisted way it's actually the other way around.
>>218805944Would Bonx come if he asked or does she think she's too good for fishtank (but not estanque) now?
>>218805871he must walk through the darkness to test his will
>>218806009It has always been a trainwreck.
Fuck all y'all, I was genuinely annoyed that Bashir was eliminated now I'm happy as fuck, fuck vicky.
>>218805948Does powtank count
>>218806009Its the few times the audience can converge and agree on something. And it glorious
>>218805944only retard girls, boy and normies
>>218805948Cryo IslandBant posters as productionfinally
>>218805988 Trish's ass is the #1 all time freeloader. Undefeated.
>>218806009he should have wnet that angle and probably would have won him over faster>yeah dumb shit like this happens all the time but theres still a bit of fairness too it. its what makes the show interesting
please Landon show cock, please im so horny
>>218805899She should know he really meant everyone besides her
maybe this will teach jet to never fish vote each other off, I thought he would’ve learned after the shit with simbal and mizzy getting voted out
>>218806066What?
>>218805412r u retarded
>>218806066hello antara
>>218805944BRINGONAHOTGIRLFREELOADER
>>218806035the house is falling apart because no one respects doughboy
the first elimination is offering advice on how to win i cant
>>218805899no one would know who the fuck nina is if it wasn't for s1
>>218805946For real.>>218805977Stop larping, dumb fuck. It’s like sub 90 iq monkeys saying “goyim” now.
>>218806085>jet>learn
>>218806104A scared manhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774155991998244.mp4
Bashir playing the long con and just trying to wear drake down so he stops asking questions
>basneed comes back>whispersTHIS is your fish, /ftl/??
Jet should have told James Snake about the s1 skit "immunity" challenge where the immunity was never brought up again
>>218806145the rules don't matta
Jet has always been my favorite character.
>>218806085they always have the problem of losing too many at one time. why have eliminations at all? the house should be so hostile that they want to leave but stay for the money and fans.
>>218804598Honestly i would start tearing up the house and getting drunk. Who cares. Fuck jet make him pay for the damages. That would be funny. Whoops your windows gut busted! Its just part of the challenge jet.
holyyyy whisper tax
>>218804862Goranian cinema
What is this gay shit
I knew there could be a Drake/Bashir honorable enemies arc
Get this fag out
Bingo is SO fucking drunk
>>218806181some retarded anime shit. they should've sent the camera man in there.
>>218806181The second time that bashir got coddled No elimination No whisper tax Fyi he will win too so save yourself time and dont watch the show
>>218806181Make love, not war
>>218805074Its a shit cast
Landon needs to take it down a few notches
>>218806193It would be funny if he just left. Would it be cole like or a bitch move to leave? Assuming you went out in a good way and now crying like James.
Jet should of just become a fish instead of Bashir. That's a real producer would do
>>218806248the fuck you mean "cole-like or a bitch move" nigga they're the same thing
>>218805948any millionaires on here? if i had that kind of money i'd already be making my own version with titcows
icky pukers
>>218806275They’re still pretending he was actually based and not a massive bitch.
oh great puketank....
I really want to have sexual intercourse with Anissa. She's loose, she's a whore, and she's probably lactating. She's going to marry me some day, and I'm going to drink her crotch juices. Good luck to all other comers. I have this shit on lock.
>>218806248>>218806275>>218806298but Cole was kicked??
>>218806051Powtank 2 would save fishtank bills smile restored
>>218806328Cole talked himself into leaving because he missed Christmas and was a faggot
>>218806305just doesnt hit the same as when my Puke Princess Summy Wummy did it.
>drake bullying landon because production shat in his facelol
>>218806328He got barely messed with and put his foot down. So brave.
>>218806372Please don't post this! It makes me fap!
