Retard edition>/ftl/ NEWS-- Vicky walked out the kitchen door and self eliminated, on purpose. -- Bashir came back, as a fish/contestant.-- Head left-- Landon won drunk POS-- Drake mad at Jet for bringing Bashir back.-- Drake realized winning challenges don't matter>Links:https://kick.com/fishtankhttps://www.fishtank.live/https://classic.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5Previous: >>218811568
>spend weeks both terrorizing and supporting a fish>get them to do everything you tell them to do>they become your personal TTSgolem>post-show they want nothing to do with youwhy does this keep happening
>Bashir-sama you won, please come back and save the seasonWhy did jet say this?
wait is vicky actually gon
>>218813252she out, bruvbig L
>>218813240Desperate for paypig dollarsThat's it
>You want that muslim freak back, Jet? NO WAY!!Imagine
this is the thread, i guess.i hope the next freeloader is like jobe or steven.
>>218813252Yes
new freeloader leaked
this season is really bad
>>218813288>2024don't get my hopes up like that.
Holy fuck, watching Jet dig himself deeper and deeper into a hole with Drake is insane. He's literally telling him that they don't know what they're doing and whoever is popular is probably just going to win.
>>218813222for me its posting incessantly about them in /ftl/ without ever accessing the fishtank site and then dropping them a single congratulatory dm when they're out and then becoming an occasional presence in their streams and wondering at night if i will remember them in 50 years and tell anecdotes about fishtank to my palliative carers
Why did Fishtank become "you need to be THIS tortured in order to qualify to win this season"?
>>218813300It's pitiful.
Very boring if Twins just win. Really tired of the UGUU JOSIE WOSIE archetype.
Fuck itJust send in Shoovy, SJC and Hampton Brandon
>>218813315when was it ever like that?
Save us Bill Ottman MMA
>>218813326This but Landon.
>>218813306>dropping hundos in their streams and just get a "hi!" when they see your name it fucking hurts bros
this time one week ago i hadnt thought about fishtank for months except in terms of "yep, never watching THAT again"
>>218813326they have to make it top 3 at least
>>218813326The twins are fan favorites by a huge margin.
>>218813326So are the wiggers? Jet literally shits on Josie winning every chance he gets. It's also the reason why no female has won a season besides her.
is this the real thread?
>>218813336Since s2
Twins are guaranteed to win now unless they walk. Even if somebody eliminates them they’ll just be brought back. The season has become one about the journey not the destination and Jet really needs to step it up on the journey.
>this is who's sending BINGO BONGO BINGO BONGO TTS
>>218813358>no female has won a season besides her
>>218813350I think this was most people but the show has this evil grip on its audience
>>218813379Not canyon. Doesn't count.
freeloader coming in to epically troll the twins leaked
>>218813358Fenix won Elestanque season 1.
Bashir earned my respect after offering himself up to leave the show for James Drake to make it fair
>>218813252yeshttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774180116811033.mp4
This season is really good
>>218813376It's all up to Jet now.
>>218813379>Haley is going to win a second timeHALEY GANG WOO
>>218813315because it's entertaining
>>218813376yeah it fucking sucks.
>>218813410I agree
>>218813376The rest of the season is going to be Jet overextending because he really believes in the "show has to be fair" bullshit. No, the show has to SEEM fair. Fake out eliminations SEEM fair, when you let the guy go home for 6 hours and then bring him back, the fish know you are fucking everything up.You literally should have just told Drake that Bashir is a freeloader (but only he can know about it), and then came on director cam 2 minutes later and said that he's a contestant and you just lied to Drake. Then in a week you tell Drake that you lied to him, either he walks or tries to get Bashir out.
atp i would be happy if either landon or the twins won i like em both and they deserve it
>>218813326This but landon or basneed
>>218813420this is fishtank, not slavtank or spictank
next freeloader leaked from the telegram
just bring on homeless people, convicted rapists and and gang bangers on the show already
its the best season so far ngl
>only good fish are favorites to winBoo hoo nigga
>>218813432They're likable.
>>218813447This but unironically I want to see Bingo and Bingo getting felt up by real niggas.
>>218813326I disliked Josie but like the twins. Josie's "autism" was obviously fake and performative where these girls are actual certified weirdos.
>>218813431uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what if we uhhhhhhhhhhh wait my doordash is here uhhhhh
They fucked up Burt so bad that he's permanently stuck in s3 mode.
we need another boring ass TJ character to win, all in on JD
>worst season so far>jet has been on camera more than any other seasonhmm
>>218813441>WHOOOOOOOOOA BUDDYYYYYY
Maybe it's us that we're kratom piss mogged?
>>218813459That doesn’t mean they deserve to win. Stimming in the closet and crying every night while others do things isn’t what makes a winner. They’re basically female Aryeh.
dont listen to these assholes jetgiving them booze and pizza every night is more than enough entertainment for us
what does jet Neptune eat for breakfast?
>>218813217>Not including the ppv stream link>Not including the cow birth on the /ftl/ newsWhoever is baking these threads is a tremendous faggot.
>>218813473Jet is a gross little man.
>>218813480Candy.
Scratching lotto tickets to Market room music
>>218813459>Josie's "autism" was obviously fake and performativeShe's just younger and more negrified.
>>218813473At multiple points jet has been hosting the show while bam sat around in the background doing nothing
Victoria broke the fishtankThere, I said it
>>218813480the immunity candy
I’m going to say itCx freeloaders would save this season
>>218813472we don't need anything related to tard j ever again unless we're playing tie the rope around the neck of the retard
Anyone else prefer Bongo here? Feels like she gets overshadowed by her sister a lot but I actually like her more
WHAT WILL SHE DO TODAY????
Hard to watch Jet from last night. We knew he was retarded, but that whole thing with James Drake really just confirmed everything /ftl/ ever said about Jet.
my homie CF (thats cucumberfeet for the new friends here) is cooking up a crazy recap ON GOD
>>218813504I want to see some actual bad blood between Bashir and the rest of the fish for being coddled into a second chance
>>218813501They both have equal amounts of attention I have found
>>218813496the fishtank broke vicky almost instantly. landon is the one who broke the tank tonight followed by jet
>>218813217I'm watching Clavicular 30days 24/7 Marathon instead. Fishtank lost it's magic. Should be really Autumn or Winter show.
>>218813504make me supper while i cheat on her
>>218813504Eliminate basneer for the second time
anything else happen tonight?>jet seethes about fair game, rigs it hours later>drake realizes nothing matters, cries about it>vicky tampon prank flops, walks out to silence>zero freeloaders ready, five seasons in>bashir comes back, does nothing with it>wiggers eliminate anyone who mogs them>production still "figuring out the ropes">bashir eliminated, brought back same night>season 1 was peak fishtank>sam was the only one who controlled retards>jet admits that show was rigged from start
>>218813501I’m a day 1 Bongo supporter. I truly love her and I want to try to date her after the show. I’m independently wealthy and I want to support her as she works on her characters and comics. What she said last night really resonated with me about how the works of Jhonen Vasquez saved her as a child and she wants to create a work that can affect someone else like that.
Welcome to fishtank where we say the rules matter but we're actually just making it all up as we go along
>twins are going to winI wish
>>218813516the sad thing is that you just know 30 year old fingers typed this post
>>218813511They won't do shit and you know it.
>>218813516Clav is kinda boring though watch hampton brandon
>>218813513what happened last nite? i fell asleep before i saw who won the drunk pos challenge
>>218813504fawn over james and cry
>>2188135162024 was perfect>s2 over christmas>bloodgames/bitchtank in the summer>s3 over halloween/thanksgiving
James Drake 1stLandon 2ndTwins 3rd
>>218813532its going to be the twins or landon, anyone who thinks otherwise is delulu
>>218813507What did people expect? Jet has been picked up by Sam from insane family situation that fucked him up permanently. Jet cannot be sane or rational, his father fucked his sweetheart and shitposted about him on 4chan.Imagine that being your life.
>>218813550Am I the only one who doesn't care about who is winning ?
>>218813501Bingo is more of a drinker so I choose her
>>218813472This guy is such a lame vibe killer that I actually don't want him eliminated due to the sheer hilarity of having someone like this on the show. He's so bad he's good.
landon should just be drunk 24/7 methinks
>>218813532It’s a literal impossibility for them to lose now. There was a tiny tiny possibility they couldn’t win before but now that they got the care package from Edmund it’s a lock for them.
>>218813504selling the world
JD or Emma should win to make the audience as angry as possible, make them flip out.
If I was jet I would throw cash at the legit fish for bringing back bashirNot even 1K?
>>218813561He’s walking this week.
Emma deserves to win, because she is outplaying everyone in a wholesome social gameand no she is not going to participate in any challenges like dpos or the cell
>>218813558nta but no, i’m there with youi genuinely like everyone to varying degrees
>>218813549
Surely this Stox shit has to change? Because otherwise Twins just have perma immunity...
why even do scheduled eliminations if the fish walk on their own anyway?
>>218813551Saudis fund the show through kick, basneed will win
famous house was as good as this show was ever going to get it
>james drake quits because its all fake and nothing really mattahs>twins eliminate landon>twins get hassled out>bashir copy of his first elimination>jd gets 3rd because he's already rich and doesnt care>emma vs anisa ends in a double count out drawthis is how we get jet neptune on screen suicide
The Drake will walk in the next 48 hrs it's guaranteed
>>218813596twins will lose the final challenge, but coast along to top 3
>>218813549>the rise and fall of tayleigh pendleton>TJaylor>jimmy humiliation rituals>jon x josie>abi streams>creature streams>cole streams>clabi>not powtankwhat a year
>>218813596they were only rewarded immunity for that last challenge they did for no reason
JD is leaving anyway next week due to work, why the fuck did Jet agree to this is beyond me.
It feels like the viewers have been KRATOM PISS MOGGED
anyone else have a good relationship that got ruined by a parasocial interest in a fishgirl?
>>218813500troonposting this early in the day is sad
>>218813571What happened to this cute little twink...
>wake up>bashir is in his bed>vicky gonewtf? what happened?
its genuinely crazy, literally anyone else in the mdesphere could do a better job than jet. jan, frank hassle, even chris fucking lynch could run a better show
Why is Bashir back? That's stupid.
Sam I'm sorry, Marky was 18, please come back.
>>218813618i met a girl at a snake convention and she stopped talking to me after she saw my 2.4 gb tayleigh folder
>>218813611They had immunity for having top stox. Top stox was going to determine who gets to vote someone out but due to Bozo and Charity leaving it just became immunity.
>>218813626Vicky had a BPD moment and tried to gaslight everyone, got pressed and self eliminated.
>>218813626>>218813630vicky walked out the front door and the wiggers panicked and brought bashir back to replace her.
>>218813626Vicky bailed after everyone turned on her for putting her bloody tampons in JDs stuff, so Jet got Bashir to come back and replace her
>>218813599Saudis will 51% the Stox market, cornering the majority and swaying results/opinions
>>218813618i once had to explain this image to someone
>>218813571S4 Jet looked like an actual grotesque monster.
When has a contestant ever been eliminated then came back the same season and it was good?>jonlackluster>ianlacklusster>jimmylackluster
Jet can you wake them up please
>>218813640>>218813643>>218813650is Bashir back as a contestant? or a freeloader?
>>218813655S4 was jet at his absolute worst
>>218813664Ian getting humiliated was funny>dont say dat shit bruh
>>218813541>Hobo brandonnah I'm good>>218813549Yeah
>>218813626You fell for the "nontent house" gaslight last night with the fake piece of shit challenge?
>>218813667Contestant kek
>>218813406>>218813252Did Jet know?
Yes guys, Vicky packed all her shit , brought it with her and then got the sudden impulse to self eliminate
>>218813667He's a contestant, totally undermining Jet's own insistence that this season was all about who could play the game betterThe rest of the fish have the right to be pissed off about it
>>218813667supposedly a contestant, but Jet might wake up and change it
>>218813217kill yourself shill
im going to rape Jet tonight
>>218813667full blown contestant eligible for the 50k. James Drake almost rage quit over it last night.
>>218813618I’ve never been in a relationship. How the fuck do i get into a relationship? I’m not a fat retard incel. People seem to like me if I spend enough time around them. Is there just something wrong with me?
>>218813688To be fair Vicky has been packing her shit and walking around with it since day 1.
They actually need to coddle Drake a bit because if he walks due to no rules mattering this whole thing is over.
>>218813670Take it easy on him, after all it was only a few months into Orange President being back in charge. We're lucky we even have a tank during WW3 right meow
vicky's instagram live chimpout once she wakes up around 1pm is going to be better than anything that happens on fishtank today
why didn't they just rig it from the start?like they should've made up some bullshit about Kick not letting them get rid of Bashir
>>218813664damiel coming back was pretty kino, he made nina cry and got destroyed by tai during the rap battle challenge. also the drunk rambling with sylvia that same night and him constantly going to josie's tent
>>218813691I hope he doesn't. The only salvage left is that if a fish quits within 24 hours of an elimination, the eliminated fish comes back, this was a secret rule so secret that Jet hadn't actually thought of it yet. This is the only way to salvage the challenges without turning all the fish into depressed retards who no longer care about anything.
Bingo is a neet Bongo is a normie, both are prime fertile to begin a cult
3 walkers balances out bringing back 1 contestant
>>218813702Nobody cares about James Nontent. Bringing Bashir back is worth it even if that loser leaves.
>>218813691He won't
>>218813702>James Snake walks because he willingly came on Fishtank and didn't understand itI would feel different if it was FH, but come on
I've been kratom piss mogged. I can't handle it. It's over.
ALL, I repeat, ALL they had to do was to say Emma's stump doesn''t count. That is literally it, you avoided everything.
Jet not being a hypocrite challenge: impossible
>Allah willed bashir back into the show
When was the last time the contestants had a semblance of respect for Jet? Season 2? I feel like he's been getting pushed around on his own show for a while now
You think Antara watched the show yesterday?
>>218813720>>218813713I hope they just tell everyone Bashir is a freeloader, then tell Bashir "no you will still compete">>218813728it was that easy
>>218813709>why didn't they just rig it from the start?Because they're retarded. >>218813728James would have shot Bashir (90%), Vicky still would have walked, Bashir still would have come back. What they HAD to do was give Bashir immunity before he got eliminated.
Bashir is going to add the twins to his harem. They’ll move to Japan with his other 4 wives.
>>218813708Link?
>>218813709>>218813745>so uhhh guys... about bashir, we can't let him go in the first week because Kick is funded by Qatar and they want to see muslim representation. so he has immunity
>>218813744>I hope they just tell everyone Bashir is a freeloader,Jet has already told Drake that Bashir is a contestant. I guess he could just say he was fucking with him and he might buy it, or he might think the rules are completely made up and don't matter and just walk anyway.
>>218813568>EdmundWho?
Does anyone have the clip of Jet shoving Landon against the wall?
>>218813769Edmund McMillen, creator of Binding of Isaac.
>>218813769The Mewgenics guy. Have you not been following the show?
>>218813568they can still lose if they don't have perma immunity because jet doesn't want to make subjective eliminations again
DudeBingo does that thing with her mouth which makes those neck muscles visible all the timeTell her to fucking stop and relax her face.
Bashir will get a care package from Saudis. Million dollars and an AK-47.
>>218813764thisor have a second paintball gun shooter shoot someone else (Emma isn't even loaded)they could've rigged it in so many ways to be funny and they just did it the stupidest way possible
>>218813716three of the worst fish to ever do it
>>218813584why would they even cast him
>>218813762https://www.instagram.com/gladiswag.tesco/
They should have just rigged it to get Anissa or JD out. They're obviously the bottom of the barrel with Emma being just a little bit above them. I don't know why they decided to let themselves get in this position in the first place.It seems like Jet wants to run a gay adult summer camp version of big brother instead of what fishtank is actually supposed to be.
Allah willed back Bashir into the show. Sam lost, imagine if Sam was there.
>>218813743fuck, Antara missed out on alot 0_0
>>218813795they were laughing so hard at his audition they could barely get through it and specifically noted him down as a "vibe killer"
>>218813801Season is fine. The only mistake made was charity. Everything else was too unpredictable
>Charity scammed the wiggers and walked>Bozo walked because he got trolled>James Drake wants to walk because he doesn't understand fishtank>JD is going to walk>Vicky walkedgood job
how do people get in relationships so good? always end up just paying for dinner but they dont talk to me again
>>218813780Binger my queen
>g-guys don't destroy anything during DPOS, this is a rented housekill wiggers
>>218813797>250 followersshes not even going to get a big social media following from FT. she went on there for nothingshe will get a handful of simps who most likely want to murder or rape her
I’ve gone through all of Bongo’s art and learned about all her OCs. Going to send her a love letter today about them. That should really cheer her up.
>>218813824>>James Drake wants to walk because he doesn't understand fishtankBashir shouldn’t have came back as a contestant. This is the first time that that’s happening so yeah STFU
>>218813841didn't she get like $300/day ? that's pretty fucking good
>"they should've rigged it">"they shouldn't have rigged itHow about not have the first competition be designed so that if you win it you can eliminate the most popular contestant?The "don't stop walking" competition from S1 would've been okay and nobody would've complained if Bashir went out that way.
>>218813801ok but then anissa wouldn't have tried to rape mints
>>218813823>Season is fineIt's still fucked that people just walk off the show.
>>218813846>This is the first time that that’s happeningFreddy walkedBinx walked
>>218813826Starts with a letter I
>>218813850>How about not have the first competition be designed so that if you win it you can eliminate the most popular contestant?this, their original idea was even worse>so uhhh how about we give the top stoax the ability to eliminate the person below them in popularity
>>218813866Freddy was a bit. The muscle dude told him it was a joke, and Freddy allowed himself to be "door eliminated."
wn2b emmaclaire i think chat
>Hi I'm a fan of fishtank I would love to be on the show>gets on the show, walks offare they just mogging production at this point
>>218813869This is real
>>218813883the rules are rules, production can just bend them
>>218813850Sure, but once they were in that situation where they were about to lose one of the most popular fish because he didn't really do that much until the challenge and then he made a stupid move that was funny and smashed all the plants, they should have made steps to rig it.Basically everyone would have loved Drake shooting Bashir only for Bashir to be revealed as having secret protection from god, and then Bashir getting a bullet. 9 times out of 10 he wouldn't have shot Drake even though he was betrayed, he gets the show and he wants to see Drake have a character arc like most of the audience.
>>218813869damn, what's in those cheese fries?
>>218813866Binx one was stupid since she was always intended to come back but they still have her a phone.
Best to worst season ranking but it's only based on jets attitude >Bloodgames>S1>S3>S5>S2Huge gap>S4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmpzIU301VU
>>218813915Where's Elestanque S1 and S2 in your rankings?
>>218813903Not to this extreme.
>>218813915>no bitchtankopinion discardedyou're a fraud
Not one mention of Head except OP
>>218813923do they have their own spic version of jet
>>218813903production can do whatever they want lmao
>>218813936Going to miss this TLP
>>218813914it was an obvious fake out to get the hog to walk out, but she still went outside and got eliminatedjust proves the rules are fake and gay>>218813946yea I know
>>218813945Not someone who grooms and fucks contestants, but they have a better showrunner who's actually competent.
>>218813936Who the fuck cares about this fake retard? Wish he did some of the shit he threatened.
16 fishpeeplweek 1new game
>>218813924>"Not to this extreme" seethed and cried out the autist, unable to understand the show is a show
You think Jet will try to repair the vibe today?
i dont mind jet but you need a guy like me to be making all the executive decisions
Bashir’s elimination is closer to Brian’s than the Freddy and Binx one. Kick Jimmy through fair reasons and let him go outside then go uhhh nevermind Jimmy is allowed back.
Jet a couple of days ago.The vibes changed fast!
I can't believe some of you fags are against letting bashir back in, it's pissed them off and caused tensionIf James walks nothing of value will be lost the guys all talk
>coddletank>vicky, emma and james drake still crashout
>>218813986>7th vibe repair day in a row
Why invite the women beater back
Some explain to me everything since Landon had his (first ?) drunk meltdownVicky left?Bashir is back ?Head is gone ?Anything not in the recap?
>>218814000the accuser self eliminated
>>218813824Bashir won.
>he's just out there>sometimes gets caught on camera in the background
>>218813355they are below head in endorsements
>>218813841>shes not even going to get a big social media following from FT.Which is funny because Vicky said"I deleted all my old socials and made new ones specifically for this"
bongo got really ecited when bashir came back it was pcute
everyone who dislikes season 5 thinks the show peaked with bitchtank and season 4, so it's hard to take them seriously
This season is much like 2 and 4 where after a week I just don't have even the hate energy to watch anymore. Sad!
>>218814020It did peak with bitchtank thoughNot season 4 that’s crazy
>>218814020Go to sleep jet you have a long day of getting mogged coming up
>>218813936worst freeloader of all time
Reminder that Vicky gut pushed out of the door physically by Landon.The house has 3 abusers now.James Drake, Bashir and Landon.
What about a "no eliminations for 24 hrs after an official elimination contest" rule?
did bitchtank even happened, that shit was a disaster
Bongo has cried every single night. She’s a really weepy drunk.
>>218814052What do you mean? Contestants are not allowed to leave?
>>218814053The only disaster was the rose challenge… and watching jet watch his life flash before his eyes
Ok look, a round of portesi cheese fries for breakfast solves everything.
>>218814068Yes.
>>218814008What does this character even do? I sometimes see it appear along with that one white girl but I don’t know what it does.
>>218814065She's just excited for Sam and Frank to show up :')
>vicky threw old piss on landon and JD and they wore it all night and landon sat in JDs dirty maxi pad luggage bag while covered in the piss while he was in time out
This show is just going to continue being watered down forever, they still make as much money. S7 is just going to be talking, destroy anything in the house snd you’re out
>>218814077I don't think real life laws allow that
i'm starting to think sarah isn't going to shut it down
Emma socials?
>>218814094They signed a contract, didn't they?
>>218814098Maybe Sarah isn't a communist after all?
Had this fat washed up retard even done anything the last couple days?
Estanque didn't have these problems, just saying.
emma is the most snakey of all the contestants and she even lets the camera know by how she always looks at it and makes faces like rolling her eyes and stuff when vicky was talkingeveryone need to eliminate her asap or it will be bad
Here’s how to fix the Bashir thing>New rule: If a person leaves within 24 hours of an elimination then the person who got eliminated can return. This creates a new dynamic where you can try to get someone else out to get your ally to return.
If the fish don't declare all out war on Bashir then they're all pussieswe already know they're all pussies
I wonder what jeremy (nina's ex) is up to
>Bashir has complete trust in god>He comes back from elimination in unprecedented fashion Inshallahbros.. is this the true religion
>>218814111He sucked on Bingo’s ear wax and put Landon’s ear wax in a museum.
We've been kratom piss mogged and we need to accept that.
>>218814078Idk, I've seen him run the market couple of times, that's about it I think.
The biggest issue with Fishtank in general is that no one running this knows if this is a joke show or a reality show with stakes. It cannot be both.
>>218814111Bam struggling to remember the two questions he has for the fish in confessionals after 5 times is sad
>>218814111They should drop the pretense he's the host and it's not just a Jet show
I do wish Sam was there for melting down over Bashir. Especially Islam and Allah.
>>218814138It was supposed to be a reality show with stakes. And here we are...
Vicki is more content than Bashir but Jet wont bring her back because he's a slave to the paypigs.
>>218813217>>218813227These bakers are fucking retarded. >Wrong Numbers>No Cow Birth>No mention of Annexed thread>No "/tv/" is pissed because of shitty baking>procedes to double bake like an asshole>Fucked up news>and no link to FISHTANK.RIP!!!Mints is this you?has to be no one is this retarded. not even Nigger Skull
>>218814111>What’s your highest high and highest low. Bam is the greatest anti drug and alcohol ad I’ve ever seen. His brain is completely fried and he looks like a fucking mess despite being 46.
>>218814128Yes, Allah decided he didn’t punish Bashir enough for his vanity so he decided to put him back on fishtank.live so Jet Neptune could appease an army of evil confused retards. Alhamdullilah!
When JD gets eliminated it'll be the wholesome chungus show, only positive TTS.
>>218814138Why can’t it be both?
>>218813217I'm used to visiting /tv/ every morning after visiting /co/, but when I do, I have to see the /ftl/ threads and be reminded that the show is going. I could mute the phrase but that somehow feels cowardly.
unibrow is such a lame producer
>>218814169I just realized you’re actually right. There’s no target for hate TTS after he leaves. How will Jet milk the dolphins who don’t buy the plushies for the girls?
>>218814117Some kind of, 'onside' rule, where the fish can be eliminated, but have the ability to boomerang back after entering the red zone, without touching the ground, with no foul, interesting
>>218814156shut up fag
>>218814121Why would they? Jets decision to bring him back shows that nothing they do on the show will matter so why even try.
i like friendtank personally and i like to see it slowly break down into a hellhouse more naturally as people get annoyed by each other being stuck together for so longthis is a better progressionseason 5 is the best season so far
>>218814173You cannot expect people to treat the show in any serious manner when shit is one giant joke.
Just woke up, eating breakfast, and about to sit my fat ass down to belly laugh at the Landon AI songbelly laugh at gay guy alertbelly laugh at tactical nukebelly laugh at black guy suck my ass through my jortsbelly laugh at JD's coworker quipsbelly laugh at JJJJJJJJJJJJJJ TTSbelly laugh at strawberriesbelly laugh at drinking for the 7th day in a rowbelly laugh at pissbelly laugh at cheese friesbelly laugh at kratombelly laugh at creed, xbox, and call of duty, holy nostalgia! belly laugh at Head being fatbelly laugh at JD gay TTSbelly laugh at boring hour long conversationsbelly laugh at the call to prayer SFXbelly laugh at the poop jokesSeason 5 is so fucking kino. I'm glad Sam Hyde (ghost of kiev, iykyk) is gone. Gives a chance for Jet to really show the audience what he can cook up.
>>218814195It would send a message to Jet. It’s really on them at this point.
>>218813217The news is weirdly vague, can someone explain what actually happened at elim? I had to work last night.
>>218814191How about you grow some actual hair on that cone you call a head, and you might actually get some bitches on your pedo dick.NIGGER!
>>218814217You were kratom piss mogged.
>>218814214The only actually funny thing is the Indian robot and you failed to list it. Curious
Skull Hyde sucked the elimination cock!
>>218814214The Landon jingle was playing in my head my entire shift>>218814233Super helpful
This season FIVE.How does Jet not have five-six freeloaders on instant standby to go into house at any moment?
They should give Emma immunity for the challenge to make it fair
emmaclaire bra and panties day please
>>218814217I did the last bake. let me explain>Bashir looses challenge to emma>Emma shoots him with an elimination bullet>Bashir eliminated>5 hours later>Vicky is super drunk>Vicky throws nasty used period pad on JD's stuff>JD is rightfully pissed and everyone calls her disgusting >Vicky couldn't handle the heat so she throws her kratom piss bomb all over JD and leaves house>Jet panics and brings Bashir back because we need actual content>Bashir comes back>Allah's plan somehow works out>Drake and a few others are pissed
>>218814257The silver lining is that Jet is so low IQ and incapable of planning ahead that whenever Fishtank is over he will be broke within the year.
they should get a low-level manosphere grifter on the show
Vicky was fucking evil for saying the twins did it.
>>218814276so sam?
>>218814284it would have been funnier if she had planted two pads and then blamed the twins
>>218814287nono, even more low-level than that and more along the lines of an andrew tate type grifter
>>218814297she didn't expect her actions to backfire
Why are there so many wall outlets in the jungle room?
that brings up a good question. do the twins get their period at the same time?
Sam Hyde as a freeloader.
>>218814334Sam Hyde as the produces, Jet as a freeloader.
>>218814257Yeah i was kind of baffled last night at the end when they were talking to the audience on director cam talking about in the near future they'd put up applications for freeloaders..... like you are just now doing that?????????????
>>218814271Hang on a second. I appreciate the effort but it's like you're trying not to actually explain anything kek. They were weighing the plant matter at like 2 or 3 yesterday and Bashir hadn't even tried at all, he was praying to Allah to deliver him instead. Then the .rip stream cut out but everyone was saying the weighing was hours before the elimination.So>which challenge did Bashir lose to Emma?>Did Emma win the plant matter weighing over JD?>when did Vicky make a piss bomb? Did she bring condoms or something and piss in one?>What did Jet actually say/do to bring Bashir back, was it some gay-ass "I can't defy the will of Allah" retcon after yesterday's basement cuckpost about not rigging it and it's like he's a viewer?>When/how/why did Head leave?
>>218814287Sam isn't a grifter. He actually wants to help people build themselves up.
>identical twins>1 is actually tallerif you were ""born"" short, it's your fault for not eating well to grow tall
>>218814334Nah Hyde's a total queer, we need Goldstriker as a freeloader
>>218814349nigga...
Tung Tung Tung Sahur is rumored to make an appearance some time this week
>>218814360you think she cares about that?
>>218814360Then explain Landon towering over Ben.
So when are the fish waking up ? 2pm
>>218814347They also didn't make a summary video "because they were tired"...but didn't they hire that Youtuber to make those for them for S4???????Jet????You being an even lazier drugnigger because Bam is the one running things?
>>218814360she literally absorbed her nutrients in the womb
Ok honestly……How do you guys tell Bingo and Bongo apart?
>>218814348>>which challenge did Bashir lose to Emma?>>Did Emma win the plant matter weighing over JD?plant matter, Emma had a stump that nobody else thought counted>>when did Vicky make a piss bomb? Did she bring condoms or something and piss in one?she pissed in a bottle when they were doing a self imposed cell challenge in the jungle room>>What did Jet actually say/do to bring Bashir back, was it some gay-ass "I can't defy the will of Allah" retcon after yesterday's basement cuckpost about not rigging it and it's like he's a viewer?Vicky walked, his justification was "I still need to have elimination challenges, I can't have weeks of nothing">>When/how/why did Head leave?he saw people puking from the drunk pos challenge and thought the twins have HIV because TTS said so
Ben is a big bitch for putting Landon in time out
>>218814349>Jet is in charge of a million dollar company>Joeyy has become a successful musician>Bicflame has launched his own energy drink line>Frank Hassle is not in jail and working at a grocery storeYou're right even tho Sam derangement syndrome people will deny it.
>>218814396i dont i just take a 50-50 shot everytime i try to talk about one or the other
They should let Vicky back on on the robot so she can tele-mog the tank.
Did Jet actually think Bam was going to be a good host in a non-ironic the joke's on Bam way?If so Jet might actually be intellectually disabled.
>>218814396Bingo is pointy and Bongo is round
>>218814396Bingo is skinny and Bongo is fat. Really not that hard
>>218814368I explained this one yesterday though.Cheese, bread, garlic is a classic medieval meal.In fact, the "ploughman's lunch" that used to be popular and you can still get in England is cheese sandwich and onion.Landon works an actual physical job, not heavy labor but he is active, full time I assume.Cheese is a much healthier source of fat than red meat and he likely eats in moderation or even undereats as autists sometimes do.Eating mostly cheese fries is in fact nutritionally mediocre for Landon.
Let me guess, we are going to get Jobe...Fucking Jet.
>>218814368cheese fries are healthy
>>218814396bongo healthier, thicker body, and wider facebingo twig, kinda looks like a junkie
>>218814396How can you not at this point?
>>218814396Bingo is skinny, like an IBongo is fat, like an O
>>218814396they look nothing alike
>>218814409no he just thought bam would get people watching, and it did work imagine if jet was the host from the start there'd be no one watching
>>218814398Did she piss on camera then or was there a cuck closet with a bucket like with S4 and she just went in there and pulled an Ellie?Head's reason is hilarious. So much for the "he winked at Jet his meltdown was fake because he's friends with Bam" thing.
The twins look completely different I don’t get how you couldn’t tell them apart unless you’re retarded
>>218814438>and it did work that's not what the viewer numbers say.
>>218814398>"I still need to have elimination challenges, I can't have weeks of nothing""No elimination challenges" and "meaningless elimination challenges" are pretty much the same thing
>>218814442Emma or Anissa held a curtain over her
>>218814409>might
Have these lazy wiggers really not put fucking jobs up yet?>>218814442Head winked, he's a pussy who didn't actually think the show would be that crazy, all his poop prank talk was a lie.
>>218814452I can tell them apart but I get confused as to which one is bingo and which one is bongo>>218814430you solved it for me thanks
>>218814430I just do it by remembering the names, Bongo is Bongo and Bingo is Bingo. Two names, two faces, quite an easy task.
>>218814452>the identical twins who always appear together look completely differentkys
Drake is always up first and always cleans. He is too good for this show.
>>218813528>>zero freeloaders ready, five seasons inThis one is frustrating. They probably have them ready for set weeks but never consider that a bunch of fish walking out early or getting kicked for stupid shit always happens.1 simmons and mauro and jon2 jimmy and cole (who wasn't kicked btw)3 a bunch after the FT reveal, alex B4 jin5 that gay discord mod, charity and now vickyat this point not having replacements ready at moment's notice is high grade retardation
>>218814111Last thing he did was cover his retard bum friend with tar and feathers which by itself sucked but lead to Landon's janny meltdown which was good.After that he was there just to announce the elimination and didn't add anything
>>218813217>contestants walk out almost everyday>most entertaining person is a muslim>no one wants to subscribeEnjoy last season of fishtank guys.https://youtu.be/-HwPKDlb3e8?si=uUjTubD6PLs_0Ogh&t=179
I hope Landon is janitor again again todayHe should be very hung over
>>218814396Bingo is shorter than bongo and skinnier.
>>218813326The twins arent like josie beyond being small autistic girls. They are extremely funny and willing to do whatever bits production asks. They are playing the game and just happen to be playing it the best.
>>218814459It truly is a gay show.Someone needs to make pisstank and it's just women in a house with 5 cams in each bathroom including 2 in each toilet and they do challenges where they have to hold their piss or wet themselves and if they are the one who wets themselves they have to walk around bottomless for the rest of the day/week/season and people can donate to TTS or buy them drinks or give them diuretics or have them tickle each other during the normal show hours
>>218814438James Drake would make a great host, he's exactly the kind of guy you'd get for a reality show like this. He might freak out after the show ends from public reception, though.
what does jet do after fishtank eventually crashes and burns for good? back to being nick's personal TTS reader?
>>218814495>no one wants to subscribethey made 40k per month in the off season
what do you think about the business side of season5? I mean it is a thoroughly monetized show so they probably wont have problems, but is it the success previous seasons were? A lot of fishbucks spent were probably overhanging from last season
>>218813217Maybe leave the baking to anyone else???
>>218814513He wouldn't. James isn't a wigger and can't do the unfunny "le gaslight one on one talk" that the kiwifarms/lolcow/crystal whore paypigs love
>>218814501>They are extremely funny and willing to do whatever bits production asks.yea this.Jet wants them to dress up as native americans? they do it and it's a funny bit
>>218814430I think I can see it, Bingo has substantially less fat on her face in comparison to bongo
>>218814396Bingo is the pretty one
>>218814522House is a rental so they'll probably make a healthy profit overall
>>218814519Which is next to nothing with 5 employees and website/house upkeep.
NEW RECAPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yq4e4_NJJgE
>>218814513no he wouldn't
>>218814522They seem to be making pretty decent money, probably not enough to justify Bam as the host though. Wiggers were expecting more out of him, not in person but in terms of "going viral".>>218814531I mean, Bam can't do that either. I'm not saying he's a replacement for Sam, but he's a cheap replacement for Bam and if they get more fish who honestly don't understand the show or more "fans" who just watched a few clips, he could be alright.
>>218813696I've been in relationships and now marriage since I was 14 and I seriously don't know how someone who isn't ugly and/or socially retarded can't get a girl.I'm so far away from conventionally attractive yet in most relationships I had I was approached by girls.After a long term relationship ended I tried online dating for the first time in 2020 and went on dates weekly until I found my wife.Incels who look as good or better than me are a mystery to me. Just have some charme and charisma.
>>218814519>they made 40k per month in the off seasonProper brokie mindset.
there's no two ways about it. the twins must be impregnated with my seed.
>been listening to creed nonstop since
>>218814557And Bam is a terrible host
>>218814522Show makes a decent amount back with just TTS.Jet just complains the show isn't making as much money off season as it does during a season.Yes, he is actually retarded.
Sex with Vicky
>>218814589i want to have drugged out sad losersex with her so bad
>>218814549nicey! gonna make some food and watch it
So did the wiggers just forget about the computer lab last night?
>>218813696by stop being in this thread and watching fishtank
>>218814577Bam is just a celebrity guest Jet is the actual host
>>218814589honestly? still would even if she kills me>>218814613it was drunk pos, so they didn't want anyone smashing the computers before they do their "funny" streamer job bit
PSA posting is gonna be slow for the next hour and a half since we are all watching the new cucumberfeet recap
Man, Drake actually tried to go in the computer lab, why the fuck isn't it unlocked yet?
>>218814613Jet got exposed for being a fake gamer and started seething.
>>218814589Typa girl to burp during sex
>>218814628unlocks at night or if you have a job
Now that Vicky is gone , Jet needs hot girl freeloaders https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774168631427805.mp4
>>218814642Lame.
>AND THEN WE UNLOCKED A RELAXATION ROOM WITH FREE FOOD AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAheck house
>>218813326I don’t care who wins, that last half of seasons is usually the worst and I’ll probably tune out once the house starts feeling empty
>>218814396It’s honestly really easy at this point. I’ve been watching this 18 hours a day for 7 days and even their body language is completely different.
>>218814642Do they have to pay to use it?
Expect Jet to continue crashing out today
>>218814672hopefully, but nobody knows because Jet was crashing out
>>218814668>at this point.It was easy from the first second when someone said Bongo is fatter. i vs o, obvious.
>>218814589You probably very easily can. Just offer her some kratom and heroin.
>>218814675yo what the fuck, i missed this
>>218814617THEN WHY DOESN'T HE DO HIS FUCKING JOB
>>218814675All fun and games until James Drake snaps and kills Jet Neptune because he thinks he’s in a snuff film
>>218814675Guys we did what you wanted bashir is back in the tank what the hell did you want us to do 3 fish left in a week dude
How does Jet own so much designer yet have no swag? No pair of cdg shoes or rick owens could give that nigga any aura, you should only be into fashion if you're not a fat tub a of lard
>>218814675>Earlier in the day: Haha, Landon mogged me guize haha>Later at night: STOP FUCKING MOGGING ME, LANDON
JET IS A MESSJET IS BIG FAT MISTAKE
>>218814697That’s because he puts no effort into his physical body. He is unironically one of the few men who would benefit from someone like Clavicular
Bongo's sketchbook from her YT channelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8GWxXw6DTU
>>218814675>Producer on reality show ASSAULTS autistic contestant after prank goes TOO FAR
>>218814697works on 18 year old asian girls
Sam would have yelled at Landon and killed the vibes, both of them can't take it But the James confessional thing is where Sam would have shined, too bad he would be at home around that time
doomers are angry about other things and taking it out on the showopen ur hearts and u can be happy and enjoy it. im really liking it my fav season so far and it just started
>>218814111With each passing day the novelty of having a former Jackass alumni on fishtank fades quicker and quicker. I'm sure we'll reach a point where he actively detracts from the show.
>>218814697Do you not understand what a wigger is?
>>218814729>pink fingerless gloves>furry characters Off to a good start
>>218814697any true /fa/ggot would know this, but jet is not one
>cucumberfeet shit talking the wiggers
The "returning contestant" curse will fall upon Bashir. Today he will do something so retarded people will start hate him.
>>218814749With Head out there are at least not as many gay fake bits happening, although Bam probably has other retarded friends who can come on the show as freeloaders.
>>218814729the music makes it kinda unsettling
>>218814749>I'm sure we'll reach a point where he actively detracts from the show.Already happened when his hilarious prank on Head led to them cleaning all night and eating cheese fries.
>>218814773>Already happened when his hilarious prank on Head led to them cleaning all night and eating cheese fries.Landon sperging out about it made the whole thing worth it. Imagine if he didn't and the whole bit was just a mess being made by a few retards that fucked up a simple bit.
>>218814769Ashley is a very unsettling person. She’s very mentally disturbed and believes in ghosts.
>>218814750wiggers can have swag and aura tho, jet has neither, hes like the lowest tier of wigger
>>218814768The Ben being fake supportive or production gaslighting someone is not ''fake MTV content'' take a fake shit twice, having a fake breakdown and wanting to fake a heart attack is MTV tier faggot shit. I'm glad Head couldn't handle real content.
Trvke : Bex leaving damaged Fishtank beyond repair.
>>218814767Still better content than where the house was headed. Emma now has an actual storyline. James Drake has a storyline. Both were content to sit in the background and do nothing until challenges came along then do the bare minimum to stay.
>>218814785>and believes in ghosts.
Do you remember how scared the season 2 cast was of production?
>>218814762He misses half the content anyway so he doesn't even know the full story and plots half the time, hes a director cam only chud
>>218814795Those aren't fake gay bits because the audience is in on it. All of Head's stuff was pranks played on the audience, which is very different to pranks being played on the fish.
>>218814785Ghosts are real btw
>>218814809Yeah because they had a 6'4 ROIDED up monster on their team together with a 6'3 600 LBS fatman. now its just Ben and Jet.
>>218814809So scared they all soifaced at the sharks and Sam every time he destroyed stuff.
>>218814795Head was explicitly told by Bam to shit in someone's shoe and he still pushed ahead with the fake bits. Actually insanely painful to see him try and make bits fake that the contestants want to do for real (like last night with piss)
>>218814801Their "story line" will be "we removed the muslim twice"
>>218814822Yeah but the famous house 2 and season 4 guys weren't afraid of Sam at all
>>218814737I miss her...
Believing in ghosts is based when you also believe that having your sister read from the Bible to you will exorcise them.
>>218814827Presumably production will not repeat the mistake of fish voting each other out and it wont be as simple as ganging up on the biggest thread. Presumably...
>>218814825Head sucked big time. Glad he's gone
Jet is the least intimidating person ever Ben is head shorter and even he has more presence
Wholesometank to least Wholesometank:>Bloodgames>S1>S5>S3Power gap>S2>Bitchtank>S4
>Bashir gets eliminated>suddenly Bongo starts seeing ghosts
Stop making fun of me. Landon did NOT mog me. You're acting like Cole right now, /ftl/.
>>218814809everyone was a MDE worshipper and they were afraid of disappointing Sam. after season 3 the audience has totally changed and most wouldn’t care even if he was involved. that being said he’s a better tard wrangler than jet is
>>218814850Tbh, Head was perfect as a freeloader for just the tank, but not the audience. He absolutely sucked to be around but he sucked to watch as well. When he was planning fake bits I felt so confused wondering who exactly he was doing it for because everyone can hear him planning the bit.
>>218814868She said that. She said the house turned demonic as soon as he left and she was so happy a "truly spiritual" person was in the houseThe twins are team bashir now
anyone found landon socials?
>>218814863Bloodgames wasn't that wholesome, the chudgang was seething the entire time.
>Drake has thick giga hair>still wears beanieWhy?
>>218814879I wish someone clipped the prayer Bashir did for Bongo.
what is drake doing?
>>218814877>felt so confused wondering who exactly he was doing it for because everyone can hear him planning the bitBoomers can't understand live streams
>>218814863Id swap 5 and 3, especially at day 7 of season 3 I swear they were all crying because Ted left at this time
>>218814887>>218814887>>218814887>>218814887NEW THREAD>>218814887>>218814887>>218814887>>218814887
alright, this show is beyond saving, I can stop watching.
i wonder how much of vicky was a bit/exaggerated.she's somehow more repulsive than rachel.
>>218814883>the chudgang was seething the entire timeWhich made it even better seeing the complete contrast of someone like Jon and Letty enjoying themselves while Jimmy and Tay are being miserable in the corner
>>218814892Millennial swag
>>218814902you say this every single fucking thread and they're all currently asleep, you're actually mentally ill
Yurope here. Do you guys in USA do not use kettles at all?
The tarring and feathering bit is one of the more confusing bits. Even if it was for just a minute they still had (semi)famous pro wrestlers on the show and did absolutely nothing to advertise this. Like nothing on Twitter to say it was going to happen or anything.
>>218814899we still have like 90 images left and we're only on page 6. fuck off
New BakeDon't go to it just yetwait until this thread dies>>218814917>>218814917>>218814917
>>218814899recycle this >>218813227 retard
>>218814907Proof that S1 cast mogs the ever living fuck out of S2
>>218814868The twins are really spiritual, it is not a bit anymore.https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774154689309977.webm
>>218814906Read the onion farm thread about her (or even skim it).Last night a lot of stuff was exaggerated because she thought she had to play a character to be a drunk piece of shit but it was extremely obvious (Felt like watching Sweet Dee)Everything else was really her I'm pretty sure
Drake is kinda Brian if Brian wasn't a total joke.
>>21881491699% noThey microwave cups for boiling water lol
>>218814919>hey everyone make sure you are watching in an hour's time, we're gonna dump some sustromming on a fat guy
>>218814931Psychic powers are realAccept this.
>>218814927>>218814899>>218814929KAW!!Soon people will get mad and doxx Skull Hyde againKAW!
>>218814694lmao, I want James Drake as a Manhunt protagonist.
>>218814919Yeah, why the fuck was the wrestler even there in the first place? I thought he was going to stick around, but he just poured shit and then left. Was he in the area and just stopped by real quick?
>>218814916I seen Americans talk about kettles like they are some kind of exotic kitchen appliance.
>>218814956Skull the JD of ftl vibe killer incarnate
did anything happen after i went to bed last night
James Drake is the next protagonist of Uncharted 5.
>>218814964Lives in the area + friends with Bam
James Drakes crash out over Bashir being brought back reminds me of how Direnc just shut down for a day after Freddy was brought back after being shoved out the door. She never had time to recover so let’s see how James Drake handles it.
>>218814938thats fair
>>218813936>Faked pooping, having a heart attack, losing an eye, wanted to leave in a fake ambulanceThis is peak boomer humor
>>218813936kwab
>>218814964funny it was actually on wrestling newshttps://www.ewrestlingnews.com/news/aew/darby-allin-appears-on-fishtank-hologram-provides-aew-return-update-darius-martin-opens-school
>>218814995the guy doesn't know any better, everything on tv is fake
DRAKE HAS HIS BACKPACK HE IS LEAVING
>>218815011>Standing beside Bam Margera, the AEW star shocked viewers by tar-and-feathering Head.I like how they write it as if anyone knows who the fuck Head is lmao
>>218815021good, he exposed himself so hard yesterday
>>218814919thats because darby allin is a dimeless shitter
>>218815021good I prefer fan tank and anissa
>it’s almost 10 AM and I haven’t heard Head talking about poop and black cocks yet The vibes are all off now. We need a vibe repair day.
>>218814589>>218814634i want vicky to burp in my face so bad...
>>218814995If he could sell the heart attack bit I would have let him do it, the fish would have been really freaked out about it and they could tell them this morning that Head unfortunately passed away. They didn't need a fucking ambulance, all they had to do was head up quickly and rush him out the door before he could start winking at the fish and say Ben was driving him to hospital. They can, and should, still do this bit with Bam. The fish actually buying that Bam is dead because they saw him have a heart attack in front of them would be comedy gold.
j-jet sama?
>>218815139>Jet fucked a 9/10 Asian high schooler and gave her herpes only to dump her a year later so he can fuck EmmaBased or cringe?
Emma is the glitter bomb that keeps shining
>>218815156He saw Ellie without makeup
>>218815156did they break up
>>218814881berryblackberry
im bored
>>218815200not it
>>218814396i am not face blind.
wouldn't it be funny if Bashir gets eliminated next?
>>218815198Probably
>>218815156>so he can fuck EmmaHe doesn't want her. He even called her a albino nigger
Jet needs more time to run his grooming op
