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star trek sex with shran
Barclay is an annoying fag and his episodes suck.
>>218821733star trek sex with shras
Was Geordi heavily reliant on the computer to do his job or what? Being both blind and being in a minority group that comprises 13% of the federation puts his skills in doubt. The real eye-opener was why was he so confused by Barclay and Einstein's basic discussion over general relatively? This guy is supposed to be a warp-field engineer??? In 7 years, I never really saw him do any engineering. He mostly just stood around yelling at people.
>>218821718The introduction of the Borg Queen ruined the Borg. They were much scarier before.
>>218822753locutus wasnt much better but damn was that a good 2parter
>>218822903Locutus wasn't a cheesy "leader" of the borg, just a mouth piece. Which is essentially what Locutus translates to in english. Spoken/one who speaks. It's Picard's body speaking on behalf of the collective. The queen is more like a separate entity that controls the collective, which is much less interesting
>>218822753>The introduction of the Borg Queen ruined the BorgEvery episode dealing with the Borg after Best of Both Worlds already ruined the Borg. I'm tired of all that utter mediocrity getting a free pass just because they gave them a mouthpiece in a dumb movie
I am Brocutus of Borg. Resistance training is not futile. Your SMV as you know it is now over.
>>218822206Blacks are way more than 13% of the Federation. The idea is that they rose above the socioeconomic scarcity that caused black on black murder and flourished as a population. At the same time they also rose above DEI and every black Starfleet officer earned their place.
'member that time janeway and tuvok turned into borg drones and then they were fine by the end of the episode?
He really does look about 65 or so. >muh plastic surgeryPlastic surgery would make him look worse at 95, not better. You don't just put a few fillers in and get that aesthetic. Also they wouldn't operate on a man over 70 or so especially someone like Shatner, no reputable doctor is going to risk being the guy behind something going wrong. If you look at his family tree I bet they all lived a long time. It sucks, but genetics wins out at the end of the day. Every related person I've known has been pretty bad by 80 or so mentally and physically.
>>218822999I always took her to be an emergent property of the hivemind, always there but sometimes embodied if it needs/wants to talk to small singular lifeforms.
>>218823151was that before or after salamander Janeway? Would the Borg assimilate salamander humans?
>>218823248Why was voyager so goofy?
>>218822999the borg didn't need a mouthpiece and they had all his knowledge so presumably they went for something else like a local hierarchy for the larger group fights. commodore.
>>218823222Genetics determine so much about your life. Marathon runners drop dead at 60 because of cancer. Yet slobs who never exercise and eat like shit live to 85. It’s the same with conditions like autism. No matter how much time you spend around normies, your genes gave you a brain that cannot function on their level.
>clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick
>>218823478>clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick
>>218821718Awesome pics
>>218823478Why didn't the other Xindi just eat the Aquatics? It's not like they can actually do any shit except swim in their retard bubbles.
>what do you mean I can’t use the holodeck? The holographic doctor is using it to play the sims? What???? How did Janeway not get mutinied? You’d get so sick of this bullshit
>>218823846>Why didn't the other Xindi just eat the Aquatics? It's not like they can actually do any shit except swim in their retard bubbles.t.
>>218824053Wait, if Sickbay has holographic emitters, couldn't you just host your holodeck characters there?
>>218822753nah, I thought it was an improvement. they made her plenty sexy and appealing, but they should have gone harder (heh) into making her a 100% superbabe, all the hotness of 9000 plantets in one seductive being.it makes sense that the whole "The Borg" would have -something- at the center. Ants and Bees have central queens. and she wasn't even that. it was left vague like she's kinda manifestation of the focus of the thoughts of the many, and not really like a single person controlling it allI didn't like when they changed The Borg into full-on Zombies assimilating everything in arms reach of a drone. that was certainly more tense but they were intro'd as ignoring chumps and only going full-on once they knew where your homeworld was, that's conceptually more-terrifying, in a way
>>218822753My hot take is that assimilation ruined the Borg. I liked them best in Q Who.Best of Both Worlds part I holds up because of the non-Borg stuff.
>>218821718'Trek at its best is a glimpse into humanity's future with no religion and a benevolent new world order of universal brotherhood and questing for knowledge. Q said humanity will eventually become more powerful than even them.
>>218824476Islam and Hinduism still exist as religions in humanity’s future shown in Trek
>>218824535But humanity no longer fights religious wars and it doesn't influence politics.
>>218822013Wesley is an even more annoying fag and his episodes suck even more.
>>218822999it was crap. They didn't need a mouthpiece and they wouldn't leave a functioning starship around.This was PIcard worship at the very worst. Picard's brother was right to beat the crap out of him.
I never knew about these. Seems rad.
>JEFFREY: What's this about no Klingon friends?>EMH: Exactly that. They're a bad influence on you. They're prone to violence, they keep you out till all hours. Why don't you find some nice Vulcan friends?One of the writers on Voyager was definitely hiding their power level. Between this and the 13/50
>>218824663Fanzines are awesome. They are the reason Star Trek even has a franchise. They are also the reason Barnabus wasn't killed off early on in Dark Shadows.
>>218824476>Q said humanity will eventually become more powerful than even them.
>>218824476>>218824869
>>218824899>"don't tell me man doesn't belong out there. Man belongs wherever he wants to go - and he'll do plenty well when he gets there"
Why does the doctor think he’s more alive than other holograms? He’s basically torturing children in his family simulation.
>>218824984https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rz508DAx68Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxdD30N2rMI
>>218824053Imagine getting called into Janeway's ready room because the computer recorded you stalking, raping and stabbing the milk-maid 48 times in Fairhaven.>You let that fucker Tom Paris run his townie sim 24/7 and I try and have some fun ONE time!
>>218824869>one of uswtf God is actually one of a whole species!?
>>218825324they are called elohim, and that's why I made the comparison to the Q
>>218825054The Doctor never has been and never will be alive. He's nothing but a woke toaster given delusions of grandeur through the unique circumstances of a ship of a damned which, by all rights, should have been destroyed within the first month of its journey. He's basically pic related.
>>218825400if the doctor was still on VOY's computer it could be argued the bio cheese cells whatever are alive in some way but he's got his future tech holo emitter.
>>218825311I would literally be killing all my crew mates waifus and husbandos just to make Fair Haven actually interesting with a whodunit
what were they thinking
>>218825592>use replicator to replenish huge armor plates on the flyCool idea actually, so long as your matter reserves hold out.
>>218825592 It shouldn't be necessary in a world of highly sophisticated forcefields. It's like a huge step back and it always reminded me of those goofy morphing Stargate helmets.
I love the mushroom
>>218825054As the ship's doctor he's been forced to stay active a whole lot longer than your typical hologram and was never programmed for make believe so he has a level of awareness that holodeck holograms typically don't have.
>>218826332Yes but by that reasoning any hologram that stays on long enough is alive so he’s basically treating babies as playthings for his own amusement
>>218826326neelix is based and everyone is always wrong
>it's a "flashback to the pre-Seven era shows Tom as a nurse instead of Kes" 'sode
>>218826447True>>218826420>Yes but by that reasoning any hologram that stays on long enough is aliveAlso true, see Moriarty (and he wasn't even left running for years)
>>218826473
The Hegelian dialectic is absurdly unattractive.
>>218826559>directed by Sam Raimi
>>218826559But I am not.
>>218826420They're not truly alive yet, so it's not so bad. But it is a bit of a grey area that is explored a little bit but not satisfactorily.
>>218826722Why do we look at the murder of children more negatively than the murder of adults? They aren’t even fully cognizant yet.
>>218823222more than plastic surgery, jews in the US and in Israel are fast tracked to get organ replacements in the US to prolong their lives and are privy to all sorts of exclusively jewish treatments in medical care
>>218826783For the potential of what they could become. They feel like even bigger victims because of the lack of agency.
>>218826265>I love the mushroomwe got us a Paul Stamets here boys
>>218826791>more than plastic surgery, jews in the US and in Israel are fast tracked to get organ replacements in the US to prolong their lives and are privy to all sorts of exclusively jewish treatments in medical careSo then we should all convert to Judaism to take advantage of that
>>218826916converts aren't treated as blood jews anywhere, you'd just be outing yourself as an especially demented gentile
What a kino plan. Those Romulans are nasty
>>218824391The Borg worked best in Q-Who because of the rule, “The less you show the monster, the scarier it becomes”. That’s what made movies like Jaws and The Thing great. When cosmic beings like Q and Guinan are freaking out, you’re going to freak out too.
>>218826886I still can't believe NuTrek happened
>>218825054>>218825400>>218826332I wonder if people in the near future will use Voyager Doctor to discuss real AI programs?he was such a great "idea" for a character DS9 basically ripped-off the premise with almost zero explanation "my buddy Felix sent this program!"
>>218826845Same could be said of a fresh holomatrix was my thought
>>218827503dsn has very little in the way of actual sci-fi. it was always more concerned with actionfest melodrama sprinkled with anne frank tier stories and magical sisko moments.
>>218827353>I still can't believe NuTrek happenedit's such a bizarre nightmare that you can't wake from.Star Trek is literally Humpty Dumpty. all the king's horses and all the king's men, couldn't put Star Trek back together again.
>>218827869it did more than that but it was primarily a political story sure. it also removed a lot of the fantasy the other treks leaned into so what scifi there is tends to be a bit harder.
>>218827353What's this ship supposed to be doing? It looks like a glitch in some shit game.
>>218827903The recent success of Project Hail Mary and Pokopia shows people still want optimistic and sincere entertainment. Even TNG is finding new fans through streaming. Star Trek is only dead because we’re in a state of cultural rot.
>>218828141It's teleporting into some kind of subspace network of organic nature. It's pretty wacky even for Star Trek
>>218827005P sure they wouldn't ask at the hospital
>>218828804you would never get sent to exclusive treatment facilities, wtf are you even sayingthe mechanism for these treatments isn't some arbitrary classification on your paperwork, retard
neat ideahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftk4x-7j_ZE
>>218828141Apparently mushrooms Are magic
Why didn't he send any assassin's after NuTrek?
>>218829083eh subspace is magic, theres probably mushrooms in there
>>218829083Well some of them sure are
>>218828939You never know until you try
I enjoyed ENT when it wasn't Braga's timeslop.
>>218824595Worf is notas annoying but his episodes are the most boring.
>>218827122Ahhh it's all fakebugboy never mentioned again
>>218830580My name is Barash.
>>218830664Wasn't there another episode with the same kid who's lost his mother on an away mission and the alien bug felt guilty for it or something?
The new owners of trek should hire this guy to replace the current faggot so we can get some sexist kino back.
>>218830664Let's not do anything Barash
I just finished my first watch if TNG. I didn't expect the finale to be that good. I want more of the crew but I'm afraid the movies will ruin it.
>>218830764We’ll know in August of Kurtzman gets thrown out the airlock.I do feel for the SFA cadets. They hitched themself to a show that was DOA but still under contact for it until next year.
>>218822013I agree but only his Voyager appearances. All his TNG episodes were top tier.
>>218822013Don't like looking into the mirror, eh, anon?
>>218826886Would have been funnier if he got fat instead of Tilly.
>>218830719The BondingDifferent kid but he does look similar.
>>218826265That thing is fucking massive. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think we ever again see any other Federation structure that big.
>>218831340Not in Classic Trek. But the Federation has seized the dyson sphere from TNG in Star Trek Online
i rewatched Tuvix for the first time in years and it's even worse than i remember
>>218830664I like how that episode brought back Minuet and that she was the main reason Riker knew that someone was fucking with his head.
Listened to a Delta Flyers 'sode with Terry and Nana. They have such cute granny voices now. I love hags so much.
>>218832325Watching TNG for the first time, I thought for sure Minuet, Lore, and Dixon Hill would end up having more appearances than they did.
>>218827989>it also removed a lot of the fantasy the other treks leaned into so what scifi there is tends to be a bit harder.lol no
>>218823478>>clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick
>>218832101>Tuvixmy friend figured out the Tuvix puzzle:Janeway tells Tuvix that she knows Tuvok would sacrifice himself to save another, and probably Neelix would, too. then Tuvix flips out begging to live, and Janeway deduces that the combo sucks worse than the two originals. and if you want to dig further, maybe something is deeply "wrong" with the combo if Tuvix is not as noble as Tuvok and/or Neelix
>>218834272but she wasn't asking him to sacrifice one life to save two, she was talking about killing a living man to basically resurrect two dead men. neelix and tuvok were dead, at least as two separate individuals. so saying "tuvok would sacrifice himself to save two people" isn't a fair analogy to the situation.
Tuvok wasn't magically another individual. He was two individuals in the same body. No one died when he was combined and no one died when he was pulled apart.
>>218834531He was a new personality born from combining their personalities. It's not like Tuvok and Neelix were inside his head making decisions.
>>218832101There was no sacrifice. The consciousness of Tuvix did not end, but split into his Tuvok half and Neelix half, both halves having full memories of being Tuvix
here's some injun gobbledygook story i just made up. anyway, that's why you need to have sex with me.
>>218834745Just whisper 'Akoocheemoya' in her ear. Works every time
>>218834272The solution is obvious. Study a way to repeat the effects of the Will/Thomas Riker transporter duplication glitch.Then you have an infinite number of Tuvix's to kill
>>218822013Sometimes it plays too much like a caricature.
>>218835193an episode where tuvok figures out how to make infinite neelix clones so he can torture and kill them to blow off steam would be kino
>>218835193Then you can have your Neelix/Tuvok cake and eat Tuvix too.
>he really is 95What the fuck!Can't shatter the shatner
How does he do it bros?>smokes every day>has every STD known to man>fucked every bussy and vagina from here to jupiter>turns 95 and looks better than some 65 year oldseverything we are taught about living is wrong.bryan johnson is a faggot who looks older than he did when he started his experiments and shatner is a genius who just doesn't fucking care.
>>218835396It really is mostly genetics
What’s the symbolism of this episode? It’s supposed to be so “on the nose” but I genuinely don’t get it. I think the people who complain about it not being subtle don’t actually know what’s not subtle about it.
>>218834699He didn't have a new personality. Name one unique thing he said or did.
>>218821718>>218835396>witnessed the beginning and end of chuck norrisSo powerful...
>>218834699Yes, and when he's split again, the consciousness splits too. Neelix will have the memory of being Tuvix and feeling like Tuvix, then suddenly feeling just like Neelix again.Likewise Tuvok will remember being Tuvix, then being Tuvok again.It's like undoing a mind meld.
>>218835628I always skip this episode but I’m watching it. The prime directive is in play when a crewmember is literally kidnapped. They can beam her out whenever and take the vaccines at literally any moment.The most cucked the federation has ever been ngl
>>218835764>>218835474oh he also takes extremely expensive stem cell therapy regularly. both systemically and directly.
>>218836489Do you have a single fact to back that up
>>218835396money
>>218836547https://nationalpost.com/health/health-and-wellness/aging-capt-kirk-william-shatner-undergoes-restorative-stem-cell-therapy
>>218836945>captain kirk eats childrenwtf bros
>>218836547Uh yeah, he publicly discusses it.He literally spends money to both dosage stem cells systemically and directly (joint sites).Why was this hard to believe? he is an elite with a lot of money.
>>218837006Only unwanted children.
>>218837050>>218836489Yeah but a lot of rich people do that and they don't look like that at 95
>>218837052they can have mine then, mine don't clean their rooms
Post characters with fuckable daughters
>>218837070>a lot of elite do thatThey actually don't.Shatner was one of the first people to even explore stem cell therapy, it was incredibly expensive, absurdly so and the elite often want proven results for how expensive the treatment is.There is also a lot of superstition among elites.>DO THIS THIS WORKS DONT DO THAT >NO THIS SKIN CREAM FROM THIS RARE FRUIT I mean a lot of them are absurdly schizophrenic.Look at Steve Jobs, one of the richest people on the planet who had a completely treatable and low risk cancer.He decided to eat fucking fruit and died a few years later, that's not made up. That actually happened.For one of the lowest risk factor cancers on the planet that fucker decided to eat fruit.A lot of them are like this.Shatner was an explorer of the sciences, a risk taker. In this I do have respect for him.He could of easily got mega cancer from stem cell therapy since if cancer exists in the body stem cells rapidly multiply the cancer and can even evolve it into different types of cancer.I digress man, stem cell therapy is not super common.However the growing trend towards tricking women into aborting children is by far the easiest way to legally process stem cells. So it probably is becoming more common.
>>218837107
Romulans are just chad Vulcans who aren't afraid to get their hands dirty.
>>218837243Romulans are paranoid. Nobody fucks with Vulcans and lets them do whatever shit they want
>>218837234So that's where all the Tek War money went...
>>218837242
>>218837317y-yeah that’s who I was thinking of
>>218837234>Shatner was an explorer of the sciences, a risk takerBased.Patrick Stewart would never
>>218836945> Star Trek star William Shatner has had tens of millions of umbilical cord stem cells injected into his 88-year-old bodyIf it's from umbilical cords that's not so badNo one was gonna eat those cords anyway, so he might as well have themAt least it's not aborted fetuses.
>>218837455Still a bit weird, but ayee lmao.I'm not against injecting myself with ethically sources umbilical cord stem cells.not even shitposting, I would do this.>>218837396no he really wouldn't.shatner is a goofball, but he is the man that would actually explore the universe.
Ferengi are as strong as Data
from that Mind Meld video I hot the impression that Shatner is highly motivated by a deep fear of death.
LETEK: And there is even more. We can prove that the humans are destroyers of legal commerce, and that they selfishly withhold vital technology from backward worlds.MORDOC: And necessary defensive weapons, too. We Ferengi now challenge this human madness.RIKER: I admit we withheld modern technology from some worlds.KAYRON: You see? They are demented. Their values are insane. You cannot believe the business opportunities they have destroyed.LETEK: Proof of their barbarism. They adorn themselves with gold, a despicable use of a valuable metal. And they shamelessly clothe their females.MORDOC: Inviting others to unclothe them. The very depth of perversion.TASHA: Paws off, Ferengi.MORDOC: No female, human or Ferengi, can order Mordoc around! Submit!TASHA: Just try it, shorty.RIKER: At ease, Lieutenant!RIKER: And we still have more faultsDATA: They should add that Starfleet has permitted several civilisations to fall. We have at times allowed the strong and violent to overcome the weak.LETEK: They admit their crimes! Hear them! They admit the evil that they do!>all fair points
>>218837614I liked his commentary on briefly leaving the atmosphere on Uncle Jeff's Suborbital Carnival Ride. How it made him aware of how exposed the earth is and how important, and we're surrounded in every direction by endless airless void.
us all
>>218824663>That episode where the Borg meet Zordon and try to assimilate Alpha 5
>>218825324Yes but don't think about it
>>218824984Von Braun more like Von Based
>>218822753Yeah they were an interesting and terrifying enemy because of how impersonal and totally decentralized they were. There was no head to cut off, just more and more Borg. The Queen is just totally fucks up that concept and she's not even interesting.>>218822999Exactly this, and checked.>>218824321Kys
>>218824869>>218824899>goyim truly believe that slop
>>218839221I course I believe in YHWH. I just know he's evil and believe he can be overcome. I am Lucifer.
>>218839316YHWH's power ends at the ionosphere.
>>218839316Personally I believe in MLK (No, not Martin Luther King Jr)
>>218836945These stem cells must work wonders because Shatner used to be a heavy drinker for a while in the 70s, which ages you terribly.
>>218839353>>218839316Yahweh and moloch are the same creature
>Ẁ̵̤i̴̻̓t̸̺̉h̷͙͋ ̷̯̋t̶͚͝ẖ̴͌e̴̥͆ ̸̬̾f̴͉̽i̴̬̓r̵̯͗ṡ̸̤t̴͎̓ ̴̜̿l̵̼̀i̷̜͂n̷̝̾k̵̗̈,̸͈̕ ̷̭͆t̵̛̤h̶̺̔e̸͕͊ ̵̝̽c̴̠̓h̶͇͝à̸͙i̷̳̒n̵̢͝ ̸͛͜í̶͓s̷̔ͅ ̵̟͋f̷͜o̸͊͜ṛ̸̓g̵̡͋é̸̫d̸̩́.̷͍̏ ̸̱̎T̸͍͆h̶̼͊ẽ̸̥ ̷̰̑f̷͕́i̴̥̚r̴̻̆s̵̨̾ṯ̴̎ ̵͉̾s̵̺̍p̷̝͌e̶̩͠e̷̤͝c̸̻͝h̵̀ͅ ̵͚͊ĉ̵̤ẽ̵̩n̵̮̉s̷͙̒u̸̫̕r̸̞̈́e̶̦d̶̙,̴̗̌ ̶̋͜t̴̜̽h̴̘̑e̴̡͝ ̴̮̏f̴͖̕i̵͇̇r̷̄s̸̛̻t̴̫̽ ̸̝͌t̸̬͊ḫ̷͗ô̴̺u̵̳͋g̸̩͛h̴̦̀t̴̳̃ ̷̖̌f̴̹̓o̵̞̕r̸̝͑b̴̪̔i̵̽d̴̼̈́d̵̙̑è̸̹n̵̹͝,̶͕̊ ̶̝͆u̷̡s̷͙̈́ ̷͖̀a̷̩̓l̵͇͌l̶̠̐ ̷̩͐i̶͔̚r̵̢̀r̴͓͌e̷̜̽v̵̟̉o̶͎̕c̸̡̊ả̶͖b̷͠ͅl̸̬͛ÿ̵͓́.̶̜̽
>>218839992Cool it with the anti-Ferengi sentiments
Anyone have the pic of the True Trek captains laughing while the nuTrek protags are in the brig?
>>218840323
star trek sex with Keiko o brien
>>218840483I didn't realize there was more than one.
>Did you like our story about the man who traveled everywhere at once? But if the doctor can just cure the salamander transformation, how do you explain them not using the technology to go home?
>introduction of MACO is the shark jumping moment of ENT>MACO logo is literally a sharkholy shit bravo Berman
>>218840655Never happened. We made it up.
>>218840871I liked the MACO. I actually thought if they made a new post-Voyager series (back before klurtzman ruined everything), that it'd be neat to have that division reactivated during wartime, maybe just a test run on the titular ship, with the Starfleet and MACO crews butting heads and working together to get through encounters. Maybe just rebrand them as Elite Force after Voyager's games, same basic principle after all.
I'm tired of pretending that ENT was anything other than bland dogshit that squandered an interesting premise.
>>218830473They say Worf sleeps in an oxygen tent that he believes gives him sexual powers.
>>218840965Why were you ever pretending to have a different opinion from your own? I don't get why anyone does this.
>>218840655>doctor has all medical knowledge of the alpha quadrant, including bleeding edge experimental techniques>can turn crew who have become lizards back into humans>can't cure a disease with 2000 years of evidence and attempts at curing>takes the Retard Brigade on DS9 to solve it with a throwaway lineLike, I get they're savants, but the Doctor should be as capable as several of those think tanks working in unison due to his knowledge and ability to churn out recombinant approaches to medical issues.
>>218840965I bet you hate Porthos.
>>218840997Hey, that's only HALF true!
>>218840965>that squandered an interesting premise.I figured out what bothers me about Enterprise, at least half the episodes end with "muh drama" in a very uncomfortable way. the whole entire Xindi season, even the finale where they finally "win" is uncomfortable endings. it just makes the show "feel" like argh! how many more episodes do I have to get through, before I feel "good" when it's over???!!!and almost every cold-open is a tense uh-oh! action! bla-blam! da-da-daaaaah!!!! music note.... followed by a mellow "It's been a long road.... (calm guitar riff) gettin' from there to here...."it's exhausting.
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>>218840614Yours is an earlier version. The one I posted was gen'd by the same anon after someone pointed out that the ship didn't look trek enough.
I hope you guys are on the star trek cytube. We are on DS9 right now.
Trek challenge: say what you like about Enterprise without mentioning "faith of the heart"
>>218842823s4 is just great from start to finish (before the epilogue)
>>218842823ShranPolarized hull instead of shieldsMirror Universe two-parterThe repair station from Dead Stop (S2E4)
>>218840975That's a half-truth
>>218821718It is genuinely interesting that Shatner's skin is in such good health. People of his age usually have ruined, papery skin, covered in creases, but he looks nothing like that. He really does look about 65
>>218844746Then again, his hands do look 95 years old, and much older than his face.Also is that a fucking aurora in the background
>>218844762fuckin' spectre of death, lol
>>218844762>>218844790
>>218840152He cute
trek star
Shatner won't die until he personally sees Takei and Koenig put in the ground guaranteed. Especially Takei.
>>218846355
>>218846381This is the kind of shit you didn't get in TNGNo one ever said, angrily>stay away from me
>>218845749Kys
>>218827353The rotating saucer rings are dumb but I guess you can explain it away as some kind of dynamo system generating a reverse tachyon field or some technobabble shit because spinning machinery means something is happening. The barrel roll is just silly though.
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>>218842823Xindi-Insectoids
>>218842823Too easy
>>218821330Kek, same
>>218822013
>>218846379Why do they hate each other again? Is it cos Takei is performatively woke but Shatner remembers all the 13 year old boys he used to bring around the sets back in the day?
>>218834745>Writes "muh native american representation" character>gets native american actor to play him>research for the character based upon a pretendian>mfwLike I wanted to like Chakotay, and feel bad for Robert Beltran, but his storylines were often second only to Neelix's for worst plots, and if it wasn't for Neelix, he would be the worst character on the show.
>>218847423>im religious but i include a little sci-fi doodad so its okay
>>218837396>>218837561Fucking wild that Shatner won the "which captain is better" competition IRL by not only embracing science, but also going to space, and not being an insufferable libtarded faggot.
>>218847393The hate is all from Takei it seems
>>218826265>I love the mushroomI bet you do
>>218847393Takei claims Shatner is a homophobe who actively tried to diminish his role on TOS. The real reason he was gone for a while is because he was filming a shitty movie nobody liked.
>>218842823HoshiT'PolReedMirror Universe two-parterThe Vulcan ship designs were pretty coolThat episode with the ship that was bigger on the inside than the outside that was alleged to began as a Doctor Who crossover episode.
>>218828141what game?
>AKOOCHEEMOY-ACK!
>>218842823Carbon Creek
>>218842823that weird zone with the spaceballs to create anomalies
>>218839340the ol' yahu-wahu can't smite with thunder without ions
>If I go through with the transfer, you won't love me anymore.Bros?
>>218847393It's one sided from Takei. Shatner moved on a long time ago and likely doesn't even think about Takei, but Takei has been seething about Shatner being an egotistical homophobe for decades.
>>218847819I still maintain that they had a one night stand as all actors are bisexual and shagner wouldn't call that back
>>218842823The cute doggy :)
>>218847819Shatner would be completely out of Takei’s age range
the fact that takei is still alive is proof that he is a fake homo
>>218848104Oh yeah, his Howard Stern interview...
>>218847423neelix had GREAT stories though
>>218848433
>>218847605Battlefield 1
>>218837313Cool, someone else who actually remembers TekWar
>>218847479Stewart famously saw the Picard role as a springboard to hobnob with Hollywood directors to break into the American film industry.
>>218848936Lol I never knew that.
>>218840965I actually think the premise of ENT is one of its major problems.Doing a prequel was always retarded. Star Trek shouldn't be about going backwards ever.
>>218849939This desu.
>>218844762His hands don't look his age, no.But have you seen Shatner walk around? Just go watch when he went into space a couple of years ago. He doesn't hobble or limp like my mom who is only 75 for example, he moves normally. He doesn't move like a 95 year old at all.
Reminder Andorians are Humans' greatest allies, not v*lcans.
>>218849939They do time travel stories all the time though?
>>218850267The odd time travel episode is not the same as a prequel series, you muppet, and you know that.
>>218850432But wasn't Enterprise basically a time travel show, given what we know in the final episode
>>218847461That was to avoid the use of psychedelics.
>>218850557You're missing the point. Doing an entire series, multiple seasons, about the past IS the problem and is not the same thing as TNG doing's something like Time's Arrow once every 3 seasons.
>>218849988And here I am cursed with having arthritis suddenly manifest in my 20s
>>218851139You're in your 20s posting on the star trek general on 4chan? Geesh dude...thats rough.
>>218839221gorgeous tis
>>218851159This thread is for ages 11-70
>>218851159>yeah, he should be out smashing pussy and being a chad...>...like the rest of us STAR TREK FANSOkay, chief (o'brien)
>>218851244And 95 year olds.
>>218851244Beverly said it's actually closer to 12!
>>218851280Hello Bill.
>>218847819>"I fuck men up their asses and get fucked there myself">ew>"I cannot believe your intolerance, bigot!"Shatner did nothing wrong
>>218851672In the interview, which took place after the Harvey Weinstein scandal broke out, Takei and Stern discussed sexual harassment, including the accusations surrounding President Donald Trump. Stern then shifted the subject to Takei, asking, “Did you ever grab anyone by the cock against their will?” to which Takei remained silent.Some people are kind of… umm… skittish,” Takei responded after some awkward laughter. “Oh maybe… um… afraid and you’re trying to persuade.”“Do we need to call the police?!?” Stern exclaimed. “What are you saying, George? You’ve never held a job over someone if they didn’t touch your cock?”Takei said he did not do this, and when asked by Stern’s co-host, Robin Quivers, if this happened at work, Takei said it happened at home.Also Read: George Takei 'Shocked and Bewildered' by Sexual Assault Claims
>>218842823I like Captain Archer. I don't care what anyone says.I like the more one off EPS, but the mainline story was decent. I liked the brain damaged Vulkan waifu, and hoshi cute and didn't get enough eps. The cat on general is great if maybe a little underutilized.The ship is cool. I like space submarines.The Vulkan insanity nebula could've been more spooky. I wish it was worked in better.
>>218851833>catCast. My phone likes to autocorrect shit two words after I type them.
So many problems in Star Trek would be solved with CCTV
>>218851780>"we once had laws to fit your crime">>218851833Phlox hallucinating on the ship was awesome, I like that actor in other stuff he's done too.
>>218851672George was a terrible role model for the gay community and I'm surprised nobody called him out on it. He must have Kevin Spacey levels of protection (but not Kevin Spacey talent).
>>218852090Well if not George then who's best for Captain Faggot?
>>218852090I'd believe Takei is guilty more than Spacey. He's so off putting.Sexual assault is practically normal in the gay community though. I don't know a single homosexual who wasn't molested, assaulted in a bar, or date raped, or some such.
>>218852481What, you're telling me It's not disneyland and all rainbows and sunshine?
>>218852481most of that stuff has a completely different meaning from straight stuff anyhow.
>>218852481I mean I’m a straight guy and even I’ve been molested by homos at parties in college and stuff. IMO women blow it out of proportion because I just shrugged it off the next day. Wasn’t even upset at the fag.
>>218852648>I got molested by fags and I fucking loved it idk what the big deal isyeah you don't get it because you're also a faggot
>>218851139Vaxx status?
>>218852481>I know what it sounds like Captain, but it's a remarkably consistent trend: in every case I've examined, the patient reports molestation by an older male during their childhood!
>>218852777I didn’t love it it just wasn’t the horrible holodomer trail of tears trauma like the bitches claimed. It was like “dude wtf, fuck off”
>>218852846>I didn’t love it ityes you did. you're remembering fondly after all these years and are getting warm fuzzies reminiscing about it now you are fucking gay
>>218852846You were coming onto me first sweety
>>218853042>t.
>>218853042>female shaming tacticsThis is why men don’t report sexual assaults btw
>>218853115when normal people get sexually assaulted they aren't secretly enjoying it and displaying as a badge of honor on 4chan. you're a homo freak so you can't relate.
>>218852090I don't understand how Takei ever became a gay icon. He honestly probably set the public's perception and acceptance of gay people back more than he did promote it. I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of gay people resent Takei for making them all look like creepy sex pests.
>>218853326>a lot of gay people resent Takei for making them all look like creepy sex pests.That's how they actually are though
>*cures your homosexuality with a memory engram edit*
>>218853326How are you not a creepy sex pest when your entire identity revolves around how you like dicks up your ass?
Am I really supposed to believe evolution would allow this to happen
>>218853158Women have a rape fetish though
>>218853899Sexual selection based on who looks more like a door handle.
>>218853899Maybe they have a liquid diet and traditionally eat using a pair of straws?
>>218853899yeah sure. it either helps them or at the very least doesn't hurt them so it gets passed on. that's how evolution works. it will pass down seemingly retarded things as long as they don't hurt your ability to survive.
>>218853899
>Klingon chef was unnamed and only appeared in two episodes>played by Ron Taylor AKA Bleeding Gums MurphyWait what the fuck
>>218854439do you think he really played the concertina?
>>218854439He was also the most likable Klingon in all of Star Trek.
>>218854493That dude did seem especially chill for a Klingon, he threw himself into being a good chef and host with all the zeal of an honorable warrior.
>here’s your greatest ball player who ever lived bro
>>218853326>>218853326He was one of the first celebrities who was openly gay because Star Trek was always a progressive series. If he didn't come out of the closet when it was still somewhat taboo, he would have never become an icon.
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>>218854583baseball do be like that
>>218847461Voyager has a literal Christian apologist 'sode where Cathy learns that scientific inquiry is le bad.
I dreamed that Mayweather, the actor, has died. Crazy
>>218824053Shut your trap and bring me a cup of coffee.
>>218824663>ywn have a superb Picard poster in your bedroom
>>218855290Which
>>218855789Sacred Ground
>just rewatched this sode>was going to make a post how if it was made today everyone would hold up Odo as an asexual icon>Google it to get a photo>3rd result KEK
The Starfleet entrance exam in TNG seems insane; was the idea at the time that only a handful of crewmen graduated from the academy, and most of the Enterprise crew was enlisted officers?
>>218855945I think so. Idk how Wesley just randomly gets in a few seasons later though.
>>218855945Yes, it's mentioned in that episode where Wesley and his gf save everyone from an addictive video game or something. His gf didn't go to the academy on Earth, but was trained somewhere else as an ensign.I don't know how it works in the US, but my country's military works like this too. Becoming an officer and a soldier are different career paths.
>>218855945And still, it wasn't enough to root out dangerous hazardeurs like Wesly, who will pull the most reckless stunts for a girl.
>>218851204literally the perfect woman
>>218856343Wesley tattletelling on his squadmates at the very last second (after the lady had gaveled) should have unironically gotten him kicked out of Starfleet. Either tell the truth immediately or ride or die with your crew, both are Starfleet principles. But weaseling at the last possible second is not.
>>218829736That one episode where he is doing some shit in the holodexk was pretty alright.
>>218856451Really makes you wonder what went down behind the scenes. Back then I was shocked when they completely deconstucted Wesley. Yeah, maybe it could be explained by Wesley never having any friends his own age and virtually no experience when it comes to girls, but still.
>>218855945I still don't understand how the likes of Data, Barclay and Worf got past the indirect or nonverbal assessments.
complaints about Wesley seem quaint after what happened with "Red Squad" aka Starfleet Hitler Youth in Valiant. you would think even though Starfleet is pretty much run like a military they would have gone out of their way to get rid of the literal cult elements let alone foist them upon impressionable fucking literal children.
>>218855712
Someone make a new thread already
>>218856827Jake was literally demoralizing troops within a combat vehicle deep behind enemy lines. They should have executed him. A literal subversive element.
>>218853899I wonder how much the designer of this laughed
>>218856827>fucking literal childrenTHEY WERE ONLY [checks wiki] IN THEIR EARLY TWENTIES THOSE SICK FUCKS
ACK got cancelled. Please make a new thread to celebrate.
>>218856861>>218857158Not until after 310 replies.
>starfleet academy cancelled
>>218857251A brand new day
>>218857251TWO SEASONS AND NO MOVIE
>>218857158
>>218855886Women will never understand the plight of the Sensitive Young Man
>>218857251This is – *sigh* – I know some people don’t like this new show. Some people didn’t like TNG S1 either – imagine if they had killed TNG after S2? What a myopic short-sighted bad decision this is: “it didn’t break into the top 10 so we have to kill it” – so stupid while some non-creative executive DOGE bro is going to a million-dollar bonus for this decision.There’s good potential here if, like in TNG, they find the right show runner and scripts.
>>218857827>*sigh**growls and pads off*
>>218855886To be fair, Odos sexuality never really made sense. Why does he feel any romantic or sexual desire if he comes from a species that does not sexually reproduce or presumably have any sex hormones? Odo should realistically be asexual/aromantic.
>>218857885you make no sense
To be fair, DS9 makes no sense.
>>218857932Are you sure?
>>218857827>There’s good potential here if, like in TNG, they find the right show runner and scripts.no matter what they did with the show, it was poisoned from the beginning, sadly... outside it's own controlmuh-The Burnmuh-Earth regression into xenophobic a-holes that undoes ALL of previous "enlightened Humans" positive Trek message, and establishes that any tampering with muh-advanced-tech will result in regression back to a-holes. in their attempt for muh-unexpected-whoah-moment, they ruined the core messagethe only solution is to wipe it clean with alternate reality admittance (and they already did that)
>>218857827Outside of true stinkers like Code of Honor and Angel One, TNG S1 holds up pretty well. It's charming and earnest. Which is more than I can say for anything produced under Kurtzman.
>>218857827is that an actual reddit post? If so, lmaoTNG had a good foundation and cast even tho the first season (and a lot of season 2) was bad. And it was nowhere near as bad as some of kurtzmantrek. Most of it is just incredibly corny and shallow
>>218857885The Link is intimate for Changelings, so there clearly is some kind of biological desire for intimacy.
>>218857885>Odos sexuality never really made sense.DS9 was light years ahead of these argumentsJadzia Dax - fully man but now a woman, nobody mentions it negatively, even marries freaking WorfOdo - "feel" like he's male, so he is accepted without even the slightest mention of itGarak - actor admits he "played" the character as if he was lusting after Bashir, yet the character also lusts after Dukat's daughter, no negative mentions about any of this at any point.Leeta - super hot Bajoran waitress fall for le quirky smart guy Rom. slight questioning for comedy purposes, but never aggressively, and ultimately celebratedprobably more but nobody need this to be a whole blog post
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