Pizzatank Edition>/ftl/ NEWS-- Boys were given the keys to the computer lab, girls are not allowed in, peek in or know what the boys are doing. -- Fish have a day off from their jobs today-- Landon tried shitting in the jungle and his dick fell out.-- Fish were tasked by Bam to make Landon believe he did something really bad during drunk POS.-- Jet is looking for freeloaders: "hot girls and new faces apply".-- Vicky walked out the kitchen door and self eliminated, on purpose.-- Bashir came back, as a fish/contestant.-- Head left-- Landon won drunk POS-- Drake mad at Jet for bringing Bashir back.-- Drake realized winning challenges don't matter>Links:https://kick.com/fishtankhttps://www.fishtank.live/https://classic.fishtank.live/https://fishtank.rip/ (ppv)https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5Previous >>218821184
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>>218822826>Landon tried shitting in the jungle and his dick fell out.More like peaked out
bam is a bad host
Emma is a TLP
>>218822932unc herewhats tlp you fuckin zoomer
>jet announces that over loudspeakerLMAO
Can I get paid now?
>>218823007I'm technically unc status too you out of touch boomerTLP = Tight Little Piece
i just hope mauro is having a wonderful day
>>218823007im guessing tight little piecehow old are you to be lead poisoned enough to not even guess
use the phrase emmaclaireits really funny and you will enjoy it after pressing post
Jet should straight up kill himself
get the fuck out of my ear dude
>>218823007>not zoomer lingo>mde referenceTIGHT LITTLE PIECE
This is epic
fucking terrible bit
Sam would make this funny
The girls are struggling with a potato science kit for children.
Lion gaming
somebody edit marky into this
qrd on the veggies in the room?
TLP
landon seems weirdly upset about this
SMOOTH
so how long until they get fucked by hackers
>>218822987When?
I remember the pre-S1 hype, thinking all of this would be somehow automated, like a fully automated house where you could fuck with the people inside, only to later realize it's all run by drug addicts and a unprofessional pedophile.
This is just sadJet's cuck gaming room
emmaclaire
Jet this shit it boring
JD is the best gamer in the house. Hes so cool
has anyone played the drifter? is it worth the hype?
>>218823090people are about to see how retarded he really is when he cant even control the game
>>218823080Sam would sit in the girls room standing there menacingly occasionally saying they’re stupid for being women while smoking a cigar.
>>218823072
Fresh Emma ass
>>218823099they were retarded ideas
>>218823007Trastorno Limite de la Personalidad
Fucking Emma in the ass then busting a nut on her greasy face
>>218823099those were the daysso much potential
dipshit jd wants to play 4 player on sandtrap. fuckin idiot. 10 hour long game incoming
This is so fucking boring
Play COD i want to leak the IP address they are using and kick them from games lmao
is director ever gonna come back or what
>>218823100Better days
I want to see at least one RRoD
they really wanted to do this with claire, jacob, and ted
>>218823030You don't need to hide it anymore. The Boingobopper community is still small, but we're thriving and growing faster than ever. Don't you want to be on the right side of history when Bingo and her twin sister walk out of the house with that $50k bag?
The drive belt is probably fucked on the xbox it happened to me
JD is a real gamer, he will make this content super fun to watch guys!
>>218823098after the poker game
This is season 2 levels of boring holy shit
everything about emmaclaire is top apart from her face its kinda mid
>>218823130CAKE
>>218823121Is that the point and click game? Its a claire type game, if you like those you would like it
>>218823098
>>218823134
Hot take: Bam was too hard on Head He was better than a lot of past freeloaders, sure he wasn't great but he was a loud annoying piece of shit which is his job.
Jet you cannot be serious with this garbage. Like, what the fuck is this?
bashirs new x account?https://x.com/Bashmienat
>>218823075WHAT TE FUCK IS AN MDEI FUCK YOU FUCKIN PIECES OF SHIT UP HOW CAN YOU FUCKIN IMBECILES NOT EVEN TALK STRAIGHT YOU FRUITY FUCKIN FGGOTS
let's watch Ashley stream insteadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abZkbkgJoms
>>218823109emma and claire have nothing in common other than proclivity of developing pimples
>>218823146
>>218823090>landon seems weirdly upset about thisits because of jet's retarded gaslight earlier about the knife. Killed his whole vibe
the guys know that this is fucking boringembarrassed for jet
Emma is the only girl I would fuck this season and she's not even hot enough for me to brag about it afterward.
>they didn't even test the xboxes before doing this bit
Fridge Swap still gets me
>bit never worked
>>218823130Want to plap
>>218823162yes im considering buying it bc its on sale
>>218823163>>218823155How’s she doing nowadays
>>218823149they don't stand a chance but i hope they go far
>>218823130i recognize bashir's jihad ass anywhere nice try
>>218823130gooning crazy style
Who gets the Hack_blastard account?
>>218823142>coddle them cuz they got hangovewsinstead of giving them a day off and fucking video games (still retarded)give them a double shift for being drunk pieces of shit last night
>they didn't set up the games beforehand
"Hot" female freeloader on the way.
>Couldnt even get good condition xbox360s lol
>they need tech support>jeetbot is not aroundwelp
Reminder that JD plans to leave after two weeks. Hes a trust fund kid with a high paying job. He never had the drive to win. He's only there to watch fishtank in person, similar to Seth
is the computer lab the mints room?
>>218823174That's like, their prerogative dude
>>218823163they fucked like pigs
>>218823171>strawberries
>>218823126kino
>Bashir leavesShow becomes good>Bashir comes backShow is nontent again Really makes you think...
How would Ryan Dunn do as a freeloader?
>>218823174emma's acne is worse than claire's and claire broke out from proximity to the wiggers and their disorderly house
>landon tries to plug the headset plug into the computerholy fuck lmao
JD going to just spawn camp bashir who has never played games and vibe nuke the entire thing
I'm warming up on Pizzaguy again.
>>218823202i think she recently won 100k or something? that was weird as hell
faggot retards still spreading fake rumors about taylor i see
>>218823215they bought them for $30 from a methhead on marketplace
Why don't these faggots just lie? Play minecraft and if women show up tell them it's a challenge for who can make the best minecraft house and the woman can't look because they'll have to judge. Just lie. Make them go away.
>>218823215>good condition xbox360sis that an oxymoron?
So what's keeping you watching this season?
>>218823174they'll have a lot more in common in the coming months, dont you worry
>>218823215>good condition xbox360slmao , those were shitbox to start with
OH NO NO NO NO
they spent all the budget on this bit
>>218823230>They hated him because he told the truth.
>>218823241
>>218823253KWAB
>>218823244i would actually watch this and i have been manifesting the collapse of the fishtank mafia
>>218823253kek
classic xbox360 problem when shit is not opens when there is no disc in it, it is too light and doesnt open, you have to press it down gently and hope it open here is your indian it support saar
>fishtank.rip deadjet won
how many fish does it take to turn on an xbox
>>218823249Payton Rose
>>218823253
Anissa said she was a Robotics major. What exactly does that entail?
landon is fucking dumb as shit
>>218823253hahaha
>>218823228I see why Bam picked her
>>218823249might as well have something on the second monitor.
>landon getting spammed with messagesThey are actually connected to the network?
>>218823253Sambros...
Zagnut status?
any real gamers here?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhOk_7pl8Kk
DAMASCUS STEEL
>>218823271
If they get into online black ops lobbys, arn't those extremely compromised? They will get perma ddos'd
Watching this is eating up too much time but I'm hooked on twintent. I can't get enough of them
Message them /ftl/
>>218823262that one step forward from TJ is really sad.
>>218823231>Bingo and Bongo use their psychic powers to talk to himWould be kino
Why is nobody posting pics of Bam's wife?
>>218823171She sounds normal here
>>218823271youtube playlist is up
>>218823253fucking kek
>>218823271works on my machine
>>218823241nigga every single fish girl sells ass even Tay!
Consoles are gay
season's dead
>>218823230This lownkenuinely this
>>218823262holy FUCK yjk
who will be the best gamer?
>>218823262She fucked da gobwin
this gaming bit is so fucking retarded and antithetical to fishtank that it comes back around to being funny again
One second in and already beyond nontent.
Did Halo 3 always run this poorly or did they get capture cards that cap at 30?
>i am so excited for this room!
this is nearly as bad as the jet robot bit from season 4
this bit got old already
>>218823317She turned Bam into coddled nontent
>jd sits up completely straight in perfectthe fakest gamer alivehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjGLbBltYPI
>>218823284yes, Jet was playing cod black ops MPthey will get their ips grabbed if they try that bit again
>>218823277boring math for the joints movement and thats it and robot just means industrial arms
>jd is the most skilled gamergamer bros.. are we faggots?
ngl vibes are in the shitter
>4 guys with no streaming experience sit quietly playing haloWhat's supposed to be entertaining about this
why does jet feel the need to insert his enjoyment of 2000’s gaming everywhere. grow up your nearly 30
>>218823308It's the small things>Bongo: I'm going to turn bingo into a robot >Bingo: nooo I don't want to be a cyborg
why arent they voting simbal
Their voices sound so different on the game mic
jetbring in the pawgs
im back to dooming. pizza and xbox. is this fishtank or Jet Goodson's Daycare Variety Hour
>>218823350They cheaped out on capture cards. 30fps was never that bad.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nDJQwO7CWg
>>218823215It's a miracle there are still 360s that don't have RRoDespecially the original white ones.
>>218823231he would crash and burn
Werent the 360 servers shutdown? How are they playing this?
worst torture you could put Landon thru is to make him have fun
mints body shape is insane
>>218823365who are they supposed to be talking to? chat?
what pleasure do you guys get from talking shit about a girl who just wants to be left alone by this community?
FIGHTING GAMES YOU STUPID IDIOT JET
>bashir: is there sprint in this gamefaggot
Can you even do 4 player compaign?
>>218823387LAN
>>218823326You’re just cucked the fuck out. You’ve been doing this for years on /bant/ and now you’re developing rectal cancer.
>>218823394Who the fuck are you talking about retard
S2 level vibes
Is this a classic "this sounded funny in my head" Jet bit?
>my friend kemosabi>can you run>can you sprintbashir has to be doing a bit right >>218823387it's LAN you fucktard
>>218823394Canadian anon! You're still alive!
>in one room with yapping bashirHELLHOUSE
>>218823387>never lanned before rough childhood
they fucking suck
>>218823385its ok ,just use a towel
>>218823394sexual pleasure
>>218823406People are sending them messages though
>>218823365JD was suppose to flourish with this room he is the only gamer in the house he should make content. would be funny if the fish had balls and just started reading xbox360 messages
Now this is content
>>218823394YOU bothered her not us
H E L LH O U S E
>>218823365The absurdity of a halo 3 lan party in 2026 is kind of amusing I guess
>landon depressed by the knife gaslight>drake mad about the rules>bashir guilty about coming back>JD is a fagTOTAL VIBE NVKE
Jet's intently watching and enjoying this in the basement
BAM MARGERA'S HELLHOUSE
wow really exciting content
anyone here do this?
>>218823385>wrap in towl>leave on>fixes rrod
I can't believe normalfags play this game and go>DUDE HALO IS FRIGGIN' AWESOME THIS GAME IS FIRE!!Look at how fucking slow and boring and barebones this game is. Nothing is going on in this game, you just slowly float around and click on guys with a big slow moving hitbox until they drop dead. No cool mechanics or satisfying effects like gore or death animations. Flash-game tier.
List the things you would do differently for this season.
>>218823409nigga the fuck I do??
its grim out there
people cant seriously enjoy this...
>>218823402fighting games played by people who don't play fighting games would be even worse to watch
8+ hours of CoD and Halo 3This is hell
is this OneyPlays?
Bongo being an ICP fan reminds me of when I was a kid I was a fan of ICP since I thought they were a parody band, like Weird Al.
>>218823391No thigh gap. Thighs always rubbing together.
is TTS on?
why aren't they having fun?
>>218823468
HELLHOUSE>HELLHOUSEHELLHOUSE>HELLHOUSEjust shut it down.
I'm being raped by this bit, it's raping me
>>218823453I had a JTAG back in the day, you can fully mod a 360 with just a usb stick and some files these days though
>>218823455JD is a fag and chose the biggest map for a 4 player FFA with AR start
>>218823455Kill yourself zoomer retard
>>218823482It's actually not this time
Fuck this I'm watching the girls
They should be play L4D2 dunno if it has LAN though
Five days of cleaning and no real challenges, followed by Halo 3 on LAN. Content overload! This is what Fishtank has always been about!
are these guys even having fun?
>>218823305there's like a 50/50 shot on 360 that they'll get into a fucked up hacked lobby. pc's where it's 100%
I can’t even enjoy my Twintent right now since Anisa and Emily are nuking the vibes.
>>218823394Half of the girls from this show obsessively stalk the chat
this game has better graphics than Prime 4 which came out last year
>>218823458 I'd make em all gay
>>218823515they all look miserable
the Halo LAN bit
>>218823510I’d be surprised if it doesn’t.
Quick! What were they doing on day 8 in the other seasons?
>>218823468>>218823496
>>218823512this is a classic jet bit, this happens every seasonit's awful and unwatchable but it's definitely classic fishtank
>>218823455You wouldnt get it zoomie
halo is for fags
Hey landon you have to answer marky's message.
this is so boring
QRD on who owes who sex in the house as of today
>>218823504Kill yourself trans freak>Halo zoomers calling anyone young
>>218823519no it doesn't
Why aren’t they playing a co-op game? L4D is on 360. That also comes with TF2.
>>218823510It does have LAN and would be a much better game since they need to work together and communicate
>>218823541lmfao
cant even make it a challenge?... and have fishtoys like blindfold or screen peak or some shit?youre forcing them to "have fun" for no reason
>>218823472I'll be in the girls room catching cute twin quotes if you guys need me
Only kratom can repair the vibe at this point
>>218823539The face of binx simps
>marky just messaged landon
When does this fucking scumbag show up?
the quiet hum of the computers, the light click clacking of the controllers, content
when does sam show upwhen does frank show upwhen does sam show upwhen does frank show upwhen does sam show upwhen does frank show upwhen does sam show upwhen does frank show up
>>218823537zoomers played halo dude the zoomer cutoff is 96
This seriously might be the last season...what the fuck is this....
>>218823545Anissa owes Landon hot mommy milf sex
this is so fucked up
PPV chat is fucking grim.>WOAH HALO 3>LOL MARKYPOST>LMAO BASHIR WANTS TO RUN IN HALO 3Meanwhile, this beautiful angel and her twin sister are busy making content in the dorm. If you're watching Director or the computer lab, then you're probably a gay guy! It's just the truth, sorry!
People really call this a good season
Imagine the hours they spent setting up this room for this bit
jd looks like he got downs on the web cam
you just know jet is loving this retarded shit right now
>>218823554they're getting fishbucks at least
>>218823539Punished MaejokA man denied his blue haired 32 year old egirl pussy
lmao soillenial cucks think theyre special becacuse they worship a washed up mtv boomer when theyre all are virgin fat 30yos
Jet turned off TTS and SFX because he thought people would actually enjoy this on its own
>>218823539Still thinking about Bianca
>>218823545Jet owes Taylor (more) sex
Sam please come back, you can have complete creative control over the show
>>218823573>NO OLD FACES WE WANT SOMETHING NEW
I hope bingo isn't ftmFuck their dad for doing that to them
You guys complaining aren’t considering anons like me that just got back from night shift and find this useful to fall asleep to.
>>218823527The robot bit is only good because antara is a sweetie with a huge jeeta rack
>>218823578I got bored of the gaming so Im watching the girls too
>>218823580Nobody who didn't pay for it or works for production calls it good.
imagine the content if Vicky jumped out of the closet and kratommogged them all KEK
anyone got that doggystyle pov shot of mints?
markythomson sent you a message
>>218823537halo 1 on pc is okaybut glazing halo 1-3 on console is a zoomer thing
worst bit of the season, calling it now this is a season 2 bit
it's a good castit's a good bit
>>218823577Something about these shitty webcams is really funny to me
MarkyThomson is sending a lot of messages
Only I can Maejok post
>>218823580I haven't watched anything past season 2 but I think this season is pretty good. Landon is my guy and I am growing fond of the retard twins.
>>218823547>Halo zoomers calling anyone youngYou really are retarded aren't you?
>>218823585
>Marky Thompson sent you a message
You just know the wiggers are laughing their ass off at the marky messages
marky thomson sent you a message
>>218823602Tayleigh?
alright i’ve seen enough, send in poopleigh
they don't show landon cuz he's getting spammed with markyposting kek
>>218823458Do room unlocking the opposite way. Show starts with all these cool rooms and vibe chills. When a fish gets eliminated they chose a room to get executed in and that room gets locked so by the end its only one room left and then the finale cell starts.
>>218823253LMFAO
Reminder:
>>218823598 >you know remember all the times Sam saved the show from being boring
Hey little buddy, answer your messages!
Anyone find James Drake's steam profile yet? He said he's a PC gamer and one can assume his tag is Sm00th
>>218823496All the haters moved to ppv .rip
yeah this is already boring, I assume this room will never be used again?
>>218823633generational lock in
NOTHING IS A CHALLENGE ANYMORE IT'S ALL JUST FUCKING FRIENDTANK HANGING OUT THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A COMPETITION YOU WIGGER FUCKS
i enjoy this quite alotimagine sittin in this thread furious of others having joylole
boys gradually locking in. it's on our genes.
>>218823618Ben would lose his shit if she threw piss on the xbox
>>218823631you filter yourself from being any good at it
how are they so bad at gaylo
>>218823488is that kLaus?
>>218823255>I've been aware of [thing that sounds mega gay] but thought it was for gay retards and never watched any of this until now>I'm hooked on TWINTENTas a fellow twin appreciatormay I suggest you put aside your preconceived notions and risk being surprised at what you enjoyand acquaint yourself with the twin vtubers "FUWAMOCO"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouJahzGuLjghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUqvOKsh-CQpic related it's them irl (they're white)
why is only landon getting messages
Them playing pictionary on paint would be more entertaining than this.
>>218823673we're jus playin lil nigga, we're jus havin some fun
half the time i try to post an emmaclaire its already been postedis it safe to say our girl is mogging the reaction face meta
I fear we're all gonna have to find another thing to do with our day today, bros... not that we've ever done that, but
Haley is sad that her nickname Hale is going to be replaced by Bingo.
>>218823673I need to bang a TLP 4/10 white girl like Emma
>sunday is vibe repair day>monday is vibe repair day>tuesday is vibe repair day>wednesday is vibe repair day>thursday is vibe repair day>friday is vibe repair day>saturday is vibe repair day
Kino
/ftl/ is literally just a group chat for hwux, pizzaman, ligman, the mexican guy, ddgenes and klaus at this point.
>Tune in>The boys are just sitting around playing computer games>The girls are doing arts and craftsI was really trying to be charitable to this season, but this is just ridiculous. How the fuck did Jet think this would be entertaining?
WE ASKED FOR LOCKED AREAS AND VIDEO GAME STYLE PUZZLES RESIDENT EVIL STYLENOT LITERAL VIDEOGAMES NO ONE IN HERE PLAYS VIDEOGAMES THAT SHITS GAY EXCEPT MELEE
this computer lab is the worst idea they've ever had>the word nontent gets thrown around a lot but they're literally not talking
tai playing portal season 2
Any updates on hot girl freeloader?
>>218823706Stop simping, klaus
>>218823699funniest option
>>218823710It's going to be a slow day, aren't they freeloader hunting right now?
Why don't they gaslight Landon into thinking Emma has a crush on him? Tell him that she was flirting with him last night when they were drunk and then show him an AI generated confessional of her saying she found him funny and attractive?
jet was getting bombarded by tts about him fucking up the show in the market yesterday and he was like "yes I think a game room is exactly what this show needs" so you just know he's down there loving watching this shit
>>218823706who?
>/ftl/ watching this right now
>>218823671This is all just set up for the boys vs girls team challenge. Losing team has to vote of one of their members. Itll be 4 1v1s in halo.
>>218823601That would destroy me
>>218823699his account is the only one that's logged into xbox live
should have an auto restart evry 20 minutes like the McDonald's PlayZone
>duuude i got to hang out with the fishtank crew for 2 weeks have fun then i went homeThey're really gonna let him get away with this
>>218823730she's inbound
>>218823654This is the same guy that said if AB liked something he did then he feels safe.
The first TTS in 50 minutes just came through and it was a ICP joke.
MARKY MARKY BIG PURPLE BIG PURPLE SAM HYDE HAD SEX WITH A 16 YEAR OLD I DONT GIVE A FUCK
>>218823722JD deciding to load up fucking FFA instead of co-op is the issue here. Honestly, kick that faggot out and swap the twins in. And pick a game that isn't as awful as gaylo.
I'm watching Malcolm in the Middle and he just said Marky and it made me smile, im cooked
>>218823746What do you think this is? Fishtank or something?
>YOU LET OUR RETARDED FANS SEND WHAT OVER CHAT??? WHY DID YOU EVEN CONNECT THE XBOXS ONLINE IN THE FIRST PLACE?? THATS IT JET. STRIKE 3. YOU'RE DONE.
>>218823730they ravaged her in the basement before she could even make it up the stairs
what even is a hack blastard
>>218823723that was kino
>>218823746who the fuck is emma?
>Ear. Out.
>>218823746because fucktank went away with sam. nothing more than friends-tank is how bam and jet operate.
>>218823716takes me back to the good ol daysfuck bros... we're all disgusting old uncs now...
>Said there's no internet connection>Landon is getting spammed with messages
Jet is going into his passive agrressive primadonna mode and killing show on purpose after yesterday.
>>218823718Well yeah who else would watch this trash?
I'm sorry but if you don't enjoy the boys gaming you're probably a homosexual and possibly even worse
>>218823591>Implying TTS and SFX doesn't make everything 100x worse.
>>218823792Black hackster
>>218823792black asstard
consoles arent games and they are responsible for everything bad that has been destroying gaming
NONTENT DAY>run errands or watch something else today
>boring streams AND sfxI'm out
>>218823723season 2 was a sea of nontent, that was actually considered entertaining
>>218823767He already talked about this. He has two weeks PTO and then two weeks vacation. Combined he can stay the entire show.
How can they send messages when theyre on lan?
>>218823755Bitchtank video games were funny because they were dumb ass e-girlsSeason 3 Simbal minecraft was funny because it was making fun of him and also the Jobe connectionThis is NOT funny. This is lame. This is watching 4 people I dont particularly like play halo 3 on a LAN at 24 FPS
>>218823093I don't think they are playing online.
S5 Fishtank
>>218823767Sam would have stood for this and instantly took action if he found out a contestant just wanted a quick vacation.
>>218823718is lame that they won't use trips anymore. pussies dodging the filter because they're desperate for attention
Drake as an actual competitor is taking this bullshit seriously lol
>singing together
missionary with bongorough doggie with bingo
>supposed to keep the room a secret>blasting tts and sfx
>>218823792the master troll known as hack_blastard?
>>218823839he didn't make a new account without xbox live like the others
>>218823843cope, it all sucked
>>218823718heyshut up
relaxing with the girls
Bashir saying its probably boring watching people play xbox all day
yeah this entire season is dogshit
idiots
>>218823843trash takesbitchtank werent funny they were cozy, s3 minecraft was putrid
>>218823500not persistent, rgh is better
bitchtank fags mark out to the gaming closet but think this is a bad idea
>>218823637Why are they only sending it to Landon? Landon actual surprising knows a lot of mde fishtank lore. Hell never say Marky. They would have an easier time getting drake to say it. Hes clueless.
>>218823858Genuinely what is wrong with this? 15 is prime
>>218823861kino. singing on a weekend morning playing halo with the boys after getting shitfaced.
should have gotten minecraft for xbox 360would have been way funnier
>cant even do zombies or rhino escort because the servers are down
>>218823230>drunk landon is funnyyeah we know
Ngl watching the boys play halo is comfy af
LANDON LOVES CLEANIN IT UUUUUUUUUUP
>>218823767HES A FAGGOT BAYBEE HES A FAGGOT RATA-TAT-TAT
mommy
chilling with the boys
>>218823859For all he know this could be a secret competition for money or something. Stupid bullshit show
It’s 3:21 PM on a Sunday and this is the main content of the day.
>>218823868if someone knocks bashir yells ''WHO IS IT'' anyway so the challenge was dead on arrival
>>218823843all of those sucked it was only remotely entertaining when cole got the xbox and it pissed everybody off, and when tai played portal
>>218823804I like how Burt never realized its Jet's show and put unibrown on the same level as Luca and Vance
the twins remind me of the amish people that are allowed to leave and experience what our lives are like for a day
How does it not get boring playing this shit after like 20 minutes
>>218823886for real lol
>>218823897if i had tokens i'd invest in anisa after last night desu
>>218823888americans are pedo-paranoidzoomer girls think an age gap of 2 years is problematic
why is james drake pro at halo
>>218823743you're right, the thing we should do with our day is become freeloadersyou figure if I rolled up to the front door of this place blasting ABMC they'd just let me in?
>>218823809The PCs have no internet connection was what he meant. They are just there to run the cables and pass the webcams to the computer streaming it.
>>218823886bitchtank was an offseason slop thing though
>>218823916fuck off zoomzoom
Mommy freeloader coming in to turn Landon console and tell him to not waste his day and go clean the living room.
Isn't Frank literally in Atlanta?Just bring him in Jet you nigger.
>>218823870what his username?
>>218823792A Black Bastard. Which Jet Neptune indeed is
>>218823919She went full dommy mommy. She was hot af
>>218823886yes nigger we straight
bashir the sniper
>>218823888there is nothing wrong with this at all
>>218823916It's Halo, nigga. What the fuck are you talking about?
>>218823817Gaylo is a terrible piece of shit. A game room had a lot of potential, but I don't understand what's fun about watching 4 retards play a shit game 2 of them can't play anyway. I get that Jet is permanently stunted in his childhood, but this was not the best of times, there's a reason you're not still playing this shit anymore.They should be playing fucking feeding frenzy and the fish with the highest score at the end of an hour gets 10 bucks. Then switch games.
>>218823746Landon knows better
>>218823941Frank and Jet only get along with Sam there
>>218823859not much else to do
why don't they play the campaign? isn't it coop? I think it would be way more fun than this
>>218823897>he's a FaAaAAaAaAaAGGOT BAAAAAAAABY
>>218823886bitchtank fans give the girls money to talk to them on discord
huge problem I'm noticing with this season is the lack of adhoc decisions and gaslighting. There is no dynamic reaction to the social flow between the contestants. Instead we have pre-scripted rooms and activities. In prior seasons, the was enough social friction between the fish that made room for good bits that arose organically. There's almost none of that here
HALO SUCKS!
>>218823935It was also the last time fishtank was content.
>>218823916Says the faggot who grew up on fortnite.
>>218823933her porn videos fucking suckedthe guy wouldnt shit his moutheither do silent POV or solo or girl/girlwhat man wants to hear another man moan in pleasure
>>218822894Grim
>>218823976>what man wants to hear another man moan in pleasureme
>>218823697introduce them as freeloaders
boot up some cs surf maps
>some paypig telling him to turn off notificationspathetic
>>218823924he is competitive
>>218823976>That was years ago bro!
>>218822894>delete this
>>218823970only abi does that and it's not discord it's onlyfans
>>218823991>hot twins come in to mog bingo and bongo
>>218823968mommy
post winners of fishtank
just jerked off to emily's ass thinking it was jd's
what games would actually be fun to watch them play?
>>218823976true, alyssa's solo stuff is better
>>218823976>what man wants to hear another man moan in pleasureJD
Twisted metal never had a release with Lan support right?
idea for fishtank season 25: >"Open World", 50,000+ sq ft warehouse containing stores and other brick and mortar institutions with NPCs and questlines.>cyberpunk 2077, futuristic sort of theme>contestants "win" by solving puzzles and mysteries built into the world and earning important resources/items through different means>boss fights with known enemies such as Frank Hassle who take on roles relevant to the lore of the world and main storyline
DUDE HALO 3 LITERALLY HAS 4 PEOPLE COOP CAMPAIGN WHY AREN'T THEY PLAYING THAT
>>218823961Wrong they should be speed running PEGGLE 2
>>218823961nah gaylo rules. retard JD picked a map designed for 16 players
>>218823924Chad always wins, even at nerd shit.
landon sucks so bad
This is the worst game they could have played. Absolutely boring piece of shit. Halotroons are braindead. The video game equivalent of jingling keys in your face. Nothing is actually happening.
>plinking away at the chopper from a distance with the assault rifleholy fuck
>>218823973
>>218824019mario kart
>>218824019prop hunt
>>218824019idk mario kart?
>>218823886They were only good because the camera was positioned to capture a down blouse view of the girls
>>218823924James is good at everything. Pure alpha aryan genetics
>>218824019landon getting pinned by a charger in l4d2
>>218823973subhuman
>>218824041hawk tuah on that nontent, losers
james drake is surprisingly good, that's funny.
>>218823973bitchtank was pretty much what's happening right now but 24/7 with the girls doing gay sleepover activities or having fake fights
>>218824028>Jet is no longer involvedcould work.
>JD's mic and game are 10x louder than the otherscome on, man
>>218824042>>218824048>>218824051i think some kind of roleplaying game would be good, but idk what
>>218824030That would be fun too.>>218824032It's a shit map, but it's still a shit game.
>>218824019l4d2, any sports or racing shit, gta iv freeroam if that even supports LAN
The sound design in Halo is so goated, all the guns and equipment, and the beeping of the shield being low with the health regen. I love it.
This would have been peak if the only game they could play was Viscera Cleanup Detail
>>218824019cs 1.6, quake or unreal tournament
>>218824028by day 5 the entire town will be playing minecraft bedrock for 12 hours straight
it would be more entertaining watching them play fucking solitaire on the PC
>>218824028you'll get the same house another season with boxing and ball brothers
>>218824019Mario party
>Bashir only played counter strike growing upProbably only played as terrorists
>>218824028none of this shit is entertaining to watch. video game mechanics are fun when you are the one playing
when does pooprape tank start
>>218824013
>>218824051>entire house playing mario party elimination challengewould be better than the plant challenge.
Bongo is a big Rick & Morty fan.
>>218824076get vibe nuked
these retards couldn't cover the windows?
It's funny watching you guys complain because you act like Jet is forcing you to spend your time watching. He literally owns your time.
>>218824019Mario Party with a 3 hour long game where the winner got actual money would be memes
>ruins your kick stream kino
How are people watching the guys play Halo 3 and enjoying themselves? The Dorm is so much more entertaining right now.
>>218824012
quiet before the storm they're ramping up the hellhouse after this
>>218824019jackbox (with audience)
how long is this round?that stupid fuck chose a giant map and set the score goal to like 100
>>218824059>burtcuck>calling people subhuman
>>218824019life is strange
>>218823968Grrrrlll JD was struggling because first IckyVicky put her pad in his belongings the Anissa was throwing it back and he’s deathly allergic to Pussy, we coulda had a real problem
>>218824108why did he stare down bongo
>>218824086This. Quake 3 would go hard.
>>218824115lighting sucks this season
idea for season 41original planet of the apes madhouse where they're locked in cages and experimented on by the producers in ape suitsthat's all
how about some fun games?
>>218824124does this fucker have rosacea?
>>218824124>looks like an inept faggot stepson self-insert>job is fucking haggard milfs all day Based or cringe?
new>>218824050>>218824050>>218824050
>>218824144
>>218824133kek did he really
>>218823963Frank needs to drop the ego and jealousy. You don't have to like jet, but don't be a petty faggot and talk shit indirectly and directly. Just keep a straight face so u can keep your position on the show its not that difficult
im a gamer and i find this comfy but its not good and wont last
JD is such a bitch. Crying about vehicles when he picked the gay vehicle map and spends all his time killing the 2 retards instead of Drake because he sucks.
>>218824077kinda limited on 360 LANtheres like borderlands and diablo 3
>>218824019none because they have no chemistry
middle school tank
>>218824143definitely a bant fag then
>>218824153they should play the fishtank game that's on steam
>>218823950Abi could have made so much more money doing this instead of getting pimped out as aibi. Wtf is her bfs problem?
>>218824147he wanted a taste
>>218824109
>>218824145BINGO ate here gurlShe deserves her flowers
>>218824019some puzzle or adventure game to see them strugglelike the first resident evil
>>218823099Fucking with the temperature is one of the easiest ways to make people go crazy. It's truly baffling they've never once used it on the fish
drake with the old school MLG physiognomy
>>218824133first to 25 kills but yeah this should've been over 10 minutes ago
>>218824108>not including the part where Bingo spits it out
>>218824052Yes we got a great view of the cloobs
>>218824181she is lazy and also got fat. is mad/ashamed she got socialmogged by claire. is also retarded and can't think ahead farther than she can throw a mallet
my enjoyment of fishtank is inversely correlated to how shit the show is.Like just the idea of how bad it is so freaking funny to me
>>218824205he looks like david koresh
this shit is so bad I switched to dorm
How is Halo 3 still more fun than Destiny 1, 2 and Marathon?What the fuck happened to Bungie?
>another james drake WClockwork
>>218824247all of those suck dicks
>>218824247Bungie died after Halo Reach
>>218824106yeah that's why no one has ever gotten rich and famous off of people watching them play video games, goodn point
>>218824222>got fatAll I hear is Haley got fat, Claire got fat, abi got fat, the nigger was always fat. Is it true? Are all bitchtank contestants fat now?
This is actually... nostalgic as fuck seeing a few guys playing lan party 360, it's hurting my heart a little bit because I used to do this shit all the time with my friends. We've all grown up now, have families and our own separate lives. Fuck.
>>218823976This so hard can’t stand it when those dumb retards won’t shut the fuck up you’re just a placeholder bro
>>218824288that was 10 years ago bro
MARKYPOST SPOTTED
>>218824302haley got fat, shadi was already fat, abi and claire are up in the air as of right now
JD MARKYPOSTING, GET HIM OUT
>not zombies
>>218824256he's so dreamy
>>218824013Sylvia is the only true winner. I'm happy that she started a family.
>having shit connected in any way to the internet are they fucking retarded?they couldn't just do a private network only connection?
>>218823938lol
>>218824013>>218824446Wait, the guy who made Sylvia a Mother is Cody? The guy who was almost having a fight with drunk Landon yesterday? Kek
>>218824464why is it a problem if they are online?
>>218824302no everyone on this website speaks with the meanest language possible to feel big and better than other peopleI mean, uh... fuck you, fat nigger! haha yeaah people hate when you say that
>>218824019lost odyssey for bashir only while everyone else plays shooters
>>218824519they're gonna get got
>>218824540Fuck off, he doesn't deserve to play greatness.
>>218824519Marky post barrage, surprised they didn’t shut it down sooner
>>218824303...you have families?
>>218824611man it's crazy how much of a problem this causes them every seasonlike, how hard is it to not fuck a child, Sam? I've never even come close to doing that. it's so easy to not do.
>>218824706well, they're not OUR families, by bloodbut there are families
>>218824768>JD opens messages> “Shoutout MarkyThomson!” Not sure they even caught all the messages before this LOL
Who is DNSL?