S03E03 edition https://gofile.io/d/mGLrB6>/ftl/ NEWS-- Extreme Peace 2 is filming THIS SUMMER! https://x.com/BeNice2MeProd/status/2035894552461000900-- Siege FAILED! Boys given money for keeping girls OUT!-- The girls were trying to break into the computer room after ONLY the boys were allowed in! https://x.com/amorphous714/status/2035867724719718690-- Jet is looking for DISABLED freeloaders and HOT GIRLS! https://x.com/jetneptune_/status/2035772822262280298-- JD carries a magnum condom in his pocket at all times...-- Bashir is BACK and giving us epic CONTENT such as... uhhhh........-- Drake mad at Jet for bringing Bashir back>Links:https://kick.com/fishtankhttps://www.fishtank.live/https://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5NEVER reply to Klaus threads. He's a pedophile who bakes early, makes up bullshit, splits threads, changes details for no reason etcPrevious: >>218836758
>HE NEVER HAD A COCONUT
I miss these two together
this season will be different they will want to do tasks to earn money and not just sit around all day and night
hi
now thats how you carve a season edit man
>>218839502can you really not figure it out
>>218839537the vibe repair is ongoing
>So i came on this show for 5 minutes and this guy paid me 5k
So....anything happening?
Fish update.
it's cute that james drake always tucks the twins.
so they just didnt plan anything for sunday night?
>>218839528i miss vicky but certainly not them together
>>218839553it's a vibe repair season
Easily the most profitable s5 fish and it's not even close.
James Drake says he's 29? He said last night he graduated in 2008 which would make him 34-35
>>218839562need to see him in a fishnet bodystocking
Is Tayleigh actually coming?
>>218839564That booty is so big it has its own gravitational pull look how he has to move his hips just to go forward.
>>218839537Production has to actually do something instead of deal with leaks and constantly failing equipment. It's amazing how their team seems to get worse at everything every season.We know you're here Maejok, can you at least tell us whats wrong with the PC? Mints already showed hes not the best at this shit.
l4d or halo 3 tourney, boys vs girls when?
>>218839564How did this nigga get FATTER?
>>218839568are they ok
Send. Them. IN.
>>218839579he said he was 36 before
>>218839579No, he has been up front he is 36
>>218839579he never said he was 29, he's 36 he said that the first day
>>218839579He said he's 36 iirc.
Not only did they waste our time with 20 minutes of niggas walking through the front door and introducing themselves in episode 1, but they're just showing the same boring shit again in episode 3
i like mst3k and im 25
>>218839568lookin good!
Now that this is nontent hours, remember on the first few days of Fishtank S1, the main menu of the site (with no cameras selected) had all 10+ video streams playing at full resolution 720p 60fps at all times, and they ran up a Google Cloud bill of $60k and had to shut the website down and move it to youtube? The viewer experience of switching between the different feeds was great though, since it was instantaneous
>>218839545hi
>>218839454https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774237501519788.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774237501519788.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774237501519788.mp4
>>218839594tf is on those plates?
thinking about vicky...
that's a rough 29
>>218839600anissa thighs and foota
>>218839579Nigga read, we were talking about Anissa claiming she was 29
>>218839579he said he was 36 on the first day
Whats the point of the jungle room now that the plant challenge is over?
>>218839600mommy <3333
does ben know his place yet?
reminder that AB is in charge of editing the S3 episodes and steinful was only involved in the first episode, in case you're wondering why they suck
>>218839621thank you cum eater
Bam has been in the house way lesser than sam
>>218839624Looks like thanksgiving food
>>218839640either that room or the next unlocked room will be the cell
>>218839562Every time he steps a 3.0 magnitude shows up on the richter scale.
What about the Martian room?
do you think they'll never use the computer lab again
>>218839640opening up more gimmick rooms as the cast shrinks is advantageous to the show
>>218839604imagine watching the edited seasons
>>218839579funny thing is James Drake could pass for 29, while there's no way in hell Anisa is 29. She's gotta be in her 40s at least
>>218839647it's ok steinful we already know your the goat
>>218839621This fucking coalburning mudshark slut cunt whore foid REALLY upsets me
>>218839617hi
>>218839646does jet
>>218839670Jet said there is a job solving captchas starting tommorrow
>>218839604ab has been nothing but a detriment to fishtank
>>218839670Jet will force a cod challenge or throw someone in there (probably twins) and make them play new vegas
>>218839670The women in stem can use it to do indian tech support work on a website. and earn fake market money
>>218839646
>>218839646>posting the shoop'd version
>>218839673James doesn't smoke. Anissa smokes and vapes like crazy.
>>218839528Vicky left so fast. Just retarded impulse control. Cole was debating if he should leave for like 4 days.
>>218839673shes just a spic, they age like shit
and then we will help the fish clean up the house to prepare them for... sitting in a room listening to tts for the evening!
>>218839621stop eating cum
>>218839640they're supposed to get fresh fruit and eggs in there everyday but production forgot after 1 day
>>218839594binx is such an evil woman, after reading that blog she wrote way back, it sounded like one of my bpd ex's. Stuff like "why no one would stay even though I cheat and lie, why won't anyone stay unconditionally for me"
>>218839594Wasting a slot on Charity instead of giving it to Vimp was retarded.
>went hiking at 1:00pm >check fishtank before starting the trail>the boys on xbox>haha that's cool>get home at about 6pm>boys still on xboxhaha damn, it was really hardcore when the girls screamed through the door and kicked it though, almost thought today would be boring. glad the girls kicked a door and got a little loud. Jet you're fucking retarded and now that I found out about fishtank.rip I will genuinely never buy a season pass again fucking faggot
>Damn boy! You fryin' chicken in there?
>>218839646He knows who the tiger is, now its Jet's turn.
dimes
>>218839610I'm glad someone else gets it. Twinseethers are absolutely insane, and there's something seriously wrong with them. First they insult you for supporting them. Then, they insult these two angelic women, simply for existing. It's like the seethers are stuck on a different planet, forever stuck in their own heads, deeply lost in their delusional thoughts.
>>218839714NO FRESH FRUIT?
>>218839569he even offered to tuck bashir in last night
>>218839714There was some today, Drake got it and then told people when they woke up. I don't blame them for not going drop fruit when it was the crack lair for two greasy sluts.
>>218839664
>>218839715erm..... shut the fuck up?
This shit is boring i'm gonna go watch vtubers.
People really need to chill out and stop criticizing - this is a Vibe Repair Season after all. Things will ramp up again in S6
>>218839652People will hate this but yes you're right. And Luke would obviously, without a doubt, be a better showrunner than Jet. It's really not even a question. Jet fucking sucks dude.
HELLHOUSE schedule:>vibe repair morning>vibe repair noon>vibe repair afternoon>vibe repair night
BREAKING: Vance says they're going to do something
something is happening
>>218839728I want fat mizzy back, I don't want ozempic kick streamer mizzy
>>218839729>but they carry conversations totally normallydude
>>218839652all Luke glazers are very closeted men
holy shit can they really do something?
TAYLEIGH IS HERE
>>218839528no one is saying this
>>218839647>steinful was only involved in the first episodeThe first episode fucking sucks too. The last half of the S2 episodes are fucking trash as well.
>>218839728simbal sits so cool
cute bingo
icky Vicky is coming back!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If this were s4 we could be Ellie spotting or watching her ramble to an HD camera in an unventilated basement by now
>>218839594that is a fucked up amount of cranberry sauce whole berry > jellied btw
>>218839751>guys go play some card against humanity.
THE PIZZA IS HERE
>lets the best season get edited by an obnoxious catlady and her 12 virgin buttpals
>>218839604the episodes follow the exact same structure of ABs recaps. laziest shit ever
Bring Vicky back
vance holding the camera with no director cam and the cameraman feed not working
>>218839729>Simp persecution complexNobody is seething at the twins. Stop wasting time constructing fantasy narratives in your head to feel special.
air
whats going on
put that belly away
>>218839782
>>218839787You're falling for the bait by even replying btw
>>218839728S3 cast was so good, and no other season's cast even comes close.
>>218839714they dropped the robot bit too. i'd be surprised if the computer room is remembered a week from now.
>>218839786yeah..
>>218839786just getting some footage for the episodes ;)
>>218839795gator skin
why does Ashley sound so much less retarded here (4 years ago) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0rG-RzJqnwWonder if being with her sister has a debuff that makes her start slurring her words too, or if something happened to make her more retarded in the last 4 years.Also Bingo apparently got the clotshot, but Bongo might not have.
>>218839798what the fuck
wtf
Jet's going to rape the twins....
RAPETANK
>>218839799We're making content
>>218839742Binx loves brown guys if her dating history is anything to go off of
Rape tank
Is this when Jet fucks them
>>218839778He hated S3 because he was relegated to the basement for the majority of it. Of course he wants to sabotage it.
>more retarded physic bitcool man hilarious stuff jet keep the bangers coming big guy
>>218839813probably alcoholic
Jet finding a way to create a scenario where he can be shirtless with the twinsLOCAL SEX PEST
jet fucking loves this larping retard bullshit
>it's just the psychic bit again
goranian
This is some satanic shit!!!!
>another psychic twin bit
>>218839782I never want to see that bitch again
>we are doing a bit>its the same bit weve been doing sll show
I’m scared
HE'S AN ALIEN
>Its another ironic Goran bit This fat fucker can’t help himself can he
Alone in the darkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHlF2EQeK6Y
>>218839804> i am going to become normie famous by going on "last man standing", an unknown reality show, in 2024they were easily the dumbest cast though
Motherfucker is a glowwigger
That's my beamtouch my beam girls
TAYLEIGH IS NOT HERE
>>218839805The robot doesnt work on the weekends.
kek Jet is based
somebody call sam this is getting to scary
wtf is happeningi just got back
this rules actually
>alien>named Jet NEPTUNEReal subtle
>>218839764What about the episodes suck exactly? Because I've watched the first two episodes and they seem alright, and they seem to be taking their time with the famous house era which is good
this is so fucking gay
He looks like a glowing ghoul
>>218839877>>218839886yeah this is a pretty good bit
qrd for a nigga who hasnt watched all day?
CHARLIE KIRK PLEASE SAVE USCHRIST IS KING
Jet and ben are painfully unfunny
Jet gave up on S5 and just focusing on the twins to save the show.
this explains a lot actually Jet was always really fucking weird looking
Is it non-toxicI hope not
>>218839840lake mungo
the twins are not that great at playing along with this dumb shit
>Another forced twin bit with Jet
>>218839840what Summer saw walking into the basement
You might not like it but this is what PEAK male performance looks like.
its so shit i laughed
Jet is a glow nigger
Fucking alien https://www.ice.gov/webform/ice-tip-form
>>218839881jets a literal glowie
>>218839798>is TTS on?
>>218839873>>218839848he's so desperate he's trying to be content
you gotta run them over twins, he's a glownigger
this is so insane i can't believe jet neptune has actually been an alien this whole time
space tank soon
Bosnian powers
>>218839454we should be on number 786 anon. Next bake please fix
>can we get the song back on? i need to show everyone how much it doesn't bother me and how straight i am. in fact, i like that song, i'll probably jam to it when i get out of here. i love the part where it calls me gay.
woah
play along with my bit pls
that paint will give Jet cancer
>>218839621this song is peter klein type
I miss when the gaslighting bits actually gaslit them
>>218839839He really is our Harvey Weinstein
ME = TEDJET = PUMPKIN
>>218839600High effort video of a woman taking a pizza slice out from a microwave
The twins are good sports. Landon probably too retarded to play along.
what did i miss? why are they all quiet?
I thought we were getting Initiative Group 2.0 not Jet Neptune the Alien. What the fuck!
jet is so fucking awesome
This is fucking sick. I love it.
I just wish jet and ben would stay off the fucking camera
does this mean jupiter is an alien too
>>218839934its a blacklighting bit
is director cam fucked for everyone else on the yt playlist
It's a fake show.
jet being an alien actually explains a lot
Why the fuck are they doing unironic satanism?
>>218839934Best I can do is larping with Jet
this is fucking nuts lol they are actually convinced hes an alien rofl!!!
so Jet just confirmed the twin are going to be here for the final
this is insane
>remember the lucid dreaming bit
The twins unironically think this is real
>>218839926I think deep down he was hoping fishtank would go differently, but there was no basis for thinking that
>this is lore Oh shit, jet is an alien. Its canon.
>>218839923insha'Allah
>>218839908why would they
Jet is a CIA glow nigger
>>218839947Jet needs to be off camera permanently, Ben can be on as Ben Silver only.
>>218839953They shut off director an hour ago
>>218839757You had sex with your younger sister, and their boyfriends, did you not? You do not have the privilege to reply to my posts, you sick demented freak.
Are you ready to apologize?
man this is so awesome
>the...Golden people
>didn't think of name for his alien species
hes a goranian
>>218839953they had to shut down the director's cam because their computer got fucked up or something
>golden people
>>218839948alien sex with joopy
i paused my game to be here
>>218839962They are literally the only thing Jet has that is remotely strange or interesting this season so of course they have to stay.
Jet Goldson
>>218839953Director cam computer broke.
>>218839953the director cam pc is fucked
Would have even more based for freddy to come back and just do the bugonia plot forcing the twins to protect jet
bingo over this shitdumbass wigger is just making her burnout faster with his dumbass unfunny slopwhat's he going to do when she has a tard meltdown in a few days and quitsthe viewership will instantly drop by 40-50%
we are so back!!!
i have no idea if this is cool or not
>golem peopleLOOLLOOLOLOLLOOLOLLO he read the post calling the twins golems last thread
>>218839953Mints downloaded gay porn on the PC and it bluescreened
>>218839993unironically made it even funnier
bruh Jet is crazy I've never seen anything like this before
>this is what Jet spent over an hour on instead of content for the whole house
>>218839977https://youtu.be/QQMX06ZPGRw
>cameraman activewas vance annoying them downstairs
>not Goranians>not Neptunians>the... Golden peopleJet you had one job and you fucked it up
>>218839923No one thinks you're funny (including yourself) and everyone hates you (including yourself)
>>218839677>coalburning???
>>218839787This is bait right? It's that, or you're a tourist and you don't see these threads often. A lot of people hate Bingo and her twin sister, and to chalk it up to some kind of persecution complex when there's hundreds of posts trashing them is lunacy. You're another one of those freaks that wants to see the twins in pain.
Here’s a present for you Jet:Https://www.youtube.com/@davonkingzzGet this guy on he’s in Atlanta
Goranian
>>218839961kill yourself
This fucking sucks man. We had a great night last night and tonight we get rv arc level shit
>>218839994kek he should’ve said that
>twins confirmed for final day>they are transported, blindfolded, to a warehoure>blindfold removed>camera turns>alien ship
>last name is a fucking planet>golden people
>>218840000CHECKED
wow 20 minutes of workthat must've been hard for jet
just when you doomposters thought this shit was over jet comes up with another BANGER
all the fish think something is actually happening
>>218840026he was S1 vancing on the couch from the lack of stimulation and they thought he was dead
Golden
>>218839965nigga... come on...
need frank's take on jet LARP bits
Is this turning into the space season jet was teasing a year ago
>Golden people so is the whole Gold family going to be here for the final?
>>218840030projecting much?
>>218840032Show us the posts
>>218840024We need more money.
alpine dildo alpine dildo I am scared
ok i admit i was cooling off on the tank today but that shit was hilarious. top 5 moment for sure
>>218840016rubber johnny
what a waste of fucking time
Jet Neptune is a satanic demon that will be destroyed by James Drake
>>218840049i going to admit it, i unironically like the Jet bits because hes so bad at them which makes it even funnier.
literally praying to god for a season where we can genuinely have the general consensus "damn jet really stepped it up and made some shit happen, with minimal error and real thought put into it before hand." because right now I'm watching him in a closet covered in glow in the dark paint at midnight this is retarded in the worst way. not funny, not entertaining
>>218840035send it to fishtank, he seems retarded enough
oh fuck The Gold Man
Funny. This is exactly what my closet looks like right now.
>Jet dies at the end of season 5
>we shouldn't even tell them about Jet's secret>they wouldn't even believe us....................idiotsI love these fucking twins.
Is Jet actually a alien?
>>218840053>>218840063>>218840040There is zero chance for this. Don't even kid yourselves. Jet fucking sucks.
do the twins actually believe this or are they just playing along
>>218840060No, jet thought pf this 7 minutes ago and has not thought of any way to continue the bit or planned anything out because he is an incompetent dumb fuck
>All I see is colors and shapesDEFTONES REFERENCE
TTS gonna ruin the bit (like they always do)
I'm sorry bros but I still love her
uhhh yeah THATS going in the editepic bit jet!
>>218840101playing along
just when you think it was over jet knocks it out of the park, never doom and always let him cook ]
>>218840060no, that's way too much work. every time someone had a theory that they were gonna evolve something in the show to something cool that they've mentioned, it 100% never happens
Almost at 100 images. please bake now
>>218840068I'm not that person, and what I said is true
Later in the season they are going to do a "Burt visits bloodgame set" excursion, but they are going to test their sprinter van set up with the twins. Blindfold them and take them to the back of the van dressed up like a spaceship.If they aren't doing, you should wiggers, take my idea for free
>>218840082I only like autistic retards on shows made by autistic retards.
>>218840084Fishtank is a dead brand, because it's never going to be led by anyone else besides Jet
jet is from CLONER NATION
>>218840099His name is Jet Neptune nigga...
okay this is fucking hilarious. The twins are freaking out and are totally buying it. They actually think Jet is an alien. I really want to see where this goes
>>218840105they didn't even try to play along
>>218840084Anyone else would be a better showrunner. We will never have a good season with Jet in charge.
>>218840107nasty old whore rapidly reaching her expiry date
>>218840099fraid so
>>218840035jet already said no locals because they have a lower threshold for leaving
>>218840115What causes this mental illness?
>>218840101you ever been on /x/? plenty of people believe this shit
>>218840010why do you fags keep posting about them quitting the show
>>218840101Cmon man, theyre retarded but not that retarded
XAVIER LET'S HOPE GOOOOOOO
>>218840107>ai sloppa lockscreenbraindead lol
>>218840115Slit your wrists
>>218840116sure it is pedophile
Jet doesn't realize that the twins are actually much smarter than him and he thinks he is actually gaslighting them.
>>218840101Sometimes Bingo really feels like she believes shes psychic, so I can't tell on that front.But Im pretty sure they both 100% this is a bit, they just enjoy playing along.
>>218840125you can't be serious
dreams are real
Insane to drop this crazy new storyline after such a hectic day. Jet really keeps the wheels turning non-stop.
Dreams are as real as reality, guys
>>218840137>Josie tulpa poster
Honestly? I really like that they're not afraid to experiment with their bits, even if when they do seem a bit out there. This is what gives the show its soul. [delete this line]
>>218840140please no
>Shirtless Jet doing bits with the twins in the middle of the nightCmon bro
>>218840138it’s just one tard
Turned it off to watched the S3 edits anything happened in the last couple hours?
Jet was importing girls onto his alien ship
>>218840146I hope that at the end when the twins win the 50k, they drop their act.
>>218840125you people can't actually think this, right?I know fishtank fans are autists, but holy shit
>>218840140Jet doesn't like him because he can make Sam actually laugh.
we need la'ron the baby psychic to show the twins how it's done
i'm scared of alien jet i need a vibe repair
>>218840060No but if the twins win hes going to use this to transition to his RVtank streams he has planned post-season.
>>218840105>ruin the bitcan you even call this a bit? the viewers are getting bored of watching the human version of paint dry so jet goes into a closet doing some faggot larp shit and pulls the twins in their so simps can watch them do something other than sit around and almost fall asleep
>>218840158mints posted that
honestly this bit saved the night for me. we just have to let them cook.
>>218840173Stay watching s3 fag
>>218840129He's too stubborn for his own good. If he actually listened to the good criticism and didn't just ignore everything wholecloth, this could actually be great. But he simply will never do that
cant wait for this to never be brought up again. like the free food in the jungle room.
>>218840173i'm jdi'm gay
>>218840140Xavier suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks
Do NOT post in the Klaus thread EVER
VIBE NUKE
>It's another Jet is a Fish bitThis nigga just wants to make himself the star
I thought Jet was going to do a sex pest bit
jet might actually be a genius lol this shit is incredible
best feet in the house
>>218840146ThisThey're the biggest threat and no one will realize it because their disability makes them look dumb, but they're not
>>218840146I believe this
>>218840172its obnoxious, twins are the least likely to quit the show at this point of the current castdrake wanted to leavebashir wanted to leavejd's two weeks are almost overanissa said she was considering leaving
People like Terry Davis, the twins, etc are closer to God than the average man.
>>218840104my favorite song from them ever
Alien Jet is over with me
>>218840199how the fuck are we supposed to know what those are
nice try jet but you still need a good freeloader like freddy or goocheese to keep this season alive. the twins are not enough to carry it.
I can feel my first poop of march getting ready to come out
I've baked. waiting on image 100 before posting the link
Did I miss anything back at "primetime", like 7? Or just more nothinghappens and the girls trying to break into the game room?
>>218840194i love boys all day
>>218839772I hope they pull this bs, would explain why Bashir started praying and got a note and why they posture him as ready to leave with the humiliation ritual
>>218840204i thought so too kek
All too common Jet WStick around, we got some more SFX lined up for your enjoyment #Fishtank#BamMargera#JetTheAlien
Warming on Alien Jet.
actually kino this time. I told you guys to let jet cook. when he hits, he really hits[delet
Honestly, I was starting to get a bit bored, but I did NOT see this Alien bit coming and holy shit... This is gold, not a single night has missed.
==BONGO UPDATE==She's no longer afraid of Bloody Mary
I could watch the twins walk around all day
>>218840201He literally can't stop. Stuff him in the basement where he belongs.
>>218840212You defile him by mentioning those dumb whores in the same sentence
that was the thing thats happening tonight, the rest of the fish are waiting anxiously for nothing
SATANIC Let Jet die
whos a better actor? James Drake or BingoBongo?
TWIN LOVE
I like how Bingo just refers to Jet as "that guy"
just when you think its gonna be a vibe repair day jet drops a fucking nuclear bomb on the tankcant wait to see how this develops
>alien does galaxy gasi get it
>>218839587Those games are GARBAGE
>>218840222nothing happened literally all day, the guys played xbox and then at some point the girls tried to break in. Now we are here. You literally missed nothing my brotha
>>218839966it's pretty brutal honestly. he said early on that he thought he was gay when he was younger because his bullies called him gay. what truly makes him a faggot is being that deeply closeted in a time when being gay is pretty much accepted.
>Bingo has a scalp issue guysGirl knows how to play the victim to buckbreak the male contestants.
Twins unironically believe in all of this btw
>>218840251kek
>>218840024The twins are Ben and Jet's OCs.
>>218840235>>218840233I don't even find these funny anymore since he's so bad at his job.
alien jet is scary to me
not sure which moment was better: the girls demolishing that door or the alien reveal. what an epic day in the tank. 10 dollars well worth spent!well back to requesting the JD Gay song LOL
>>218840206when sitting right next to JD? Yeah fucking right retardJD is the footslut of the house
>>218840264sure but they don't think jet is an alien
Are they gonna let James Drake watch an episode of season 3 or did they decide not to.
>Image 100You know what to do boys>>218840273>>218840273>>218840273
>>218840084Jet was hired by Sam as an editor. I won’t say he doesn’t do anything good, but making him a producer when he lacks vision was a mistake. It’s always lazy, low effort, unfunny. Jan running the show would be way better.
>>218840264all real btw
>>218840216He starts threads too early, changes the number to 700 something, and adds wrong information and removes links and generally sounds like an annoying fagget
this morning TTS was telling james drake about Burt never getting paid and the money gambled away and he said that was fucked up, was there ever any followup on that with production?
>>218840236Thank you anon. <3
So when are the girls going to learn about that website job?
>>218840235The nights of this season have been quite good. Most people don't stick around and it's kinda a shame that the better moments don't get aired on the day stream
>>218840264I watch all this dumb shit because it's fun, that doesn't mean i believe it.If you think the twins are falling for this bit then you are more retarded than jet and should get the hammer
link to bongo's youtube?
>>218840262buckbroken thinking
>>218840281they forgot all about that the second after jet mentioned it
>>218840129Like it or not the way Jet runs the show so horribly is part of the charm and why we watch it. If anyone else was running it it would probably be boring
>>218840290baking early is annoying but who gives a fuck about links and information
>>218840296as soon as we find out who won the epstein list challenge from s2
>>218840296When the wiggers get it working
Hermes the Thrice-Greatest predicted this in the Emerald Tablet.
>>218840291Ear
>>218839813>drawing a cutesy dog sketch while talking about someone killing a dogholy shit lol
That was a genius bit by Jet ngl, and it really proves that this show has so much untapped potential
>>218840283If you post in that thread you will go to Hell for Eternity
Anything happened the last couple hours?
>>218840283>klausbakePlease die.
NEW>>218840273>>218840273>>218840273
>>218840291there was a follow-up directly after it telling him that it was burt who chose to gamble it and he just said "oh well that's his fault then"
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>>218839813She sounds just as retarded in that video as she does on the show
is jet actually dying?
i fucked up and shouldnt have ate the oysters
>>218840329i hope your thread gets autosaged, nigger
Another fucked up twisted gaslight from the master himself!#JetKino
>>218840257I missed them actually playing Xbox because they spent three hours doing like one Halo 3 match, and then restarting their Xboxes and failing at cod zombies and Jet's incompetence combining with them never having touched an Xbox while they tried to reply to messages or party up with randoms while Jet house-announced unhelpful requestskek
I don't care what they say about Jet, he's alright. Allegations and all
>>218840264is this her actual playlist? also seeing alot of gems here...
>>218840307A horrible show is not charming. Things were going very well with the actual bits and real "scenes" in Famous House. You retards who agree with Jet that things going bad is actually good, are so retarded it's hard to comprehend.
alien bit:neptunianorgoranian?
Did someone clip Jet's alien bit?
>>218840264Vrilo and Vrolo
>>218840344>I missed them actually playing XboxMan this show is so lame
>>218840340if u ate too many you could die by poisoning
>>218840322literally nothing worth seeing and im not being sarcastic, they all woke up, moped around the house, then the guys played xbox for 5-6 hours then the girls spent like half an hour trying to get in the game room. they got fishbucks for that (tf?) and now we are here.
>>218840327I'm not klaus.
Jet is going to be ok right?
>>218839454Jet is not only a talented director but now he is cementing a very impressive acting career. His vision for this show is efore posting in /ftl/]
Alien Jet's gotta be the coolest way to wrap up week 1 of season 5. Can't wait to see it in the official recaps and eps.
>>218840378he needs medicine or he's going to die in 22 days
>>218840375Alright man whatever
Jet should honestly be on camera way more, hes a fucking natural at improv and comedic moments. Dude really lights up the stage whenever he shows up
>>218840285Fishtank should have been run by jan pelech and hassle
>>218840378hes running out of time
>>218840378With any luck? Hopefully not.
>>218840296How to solve CAPTCHAs so they can post here
>>218840378I think that paint causes permanent lead damage to the skin
NONTENT NONTENT BORINGTANK L
@skullhydeWho starts a yard sale at 5pm you fucking fat bald retard?
>>218840374They only got fishbucks for their half ass science project. Jet confiscated the extra money Bam gave them for door work.
>they’re still waitinglol
the paint has radon and jet game himself skin cancer
>>218840404i hope so
@jet turn sfx on i wanna hear that jd song 200 more times
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THIS NIGGA IS DEAD
freeloader in 10 minutes
it must suck for every one to know they are on the twin show.
>>218840415>giving himself cancer for fishtankjet sacrifices himself for us and we should appreciate him for it
>>218840438Who?
>>218840438oh no...anyways
>>218839986yeah, Sam should apologise for ruining all the previous seasonsbut not being part of S5 is kind of an apology, so I accept it
Second week of each season:Season 1:>Jon paints the kitchen with mustard>Damiel comes back to torture Letty>Baby challenge further increasing tensions among fish>Goldstriker kicks Simmons off in perfect Chinese after allegations>The cell challenge, bodily fluids all over the room cause multiple mental breakdownsSeason 2>Brian's girlfriend comes on the show, who has a mental breakdown every 5 seconds>TJ gaslit into believing Brian and CK are actors>Gross Nifty joins the tank, does horrible standup, is hated by all and gets clowned on by TTS>TJ losing his sanity not knowing who's an actor and who isn't>Trish has severe mental breakdown as Sam cuts her hair offSeason 3:>Alex B gaslit into believing knife is missing and he's going to get killed>Jeremy Gold terrifies the fish and throws a bottle at Alexis>Presidential debate, Vance trips and drops the cake>Fishtank reveal causes mental breakdowns among fish>Luke pushes Simbal back into his room, India BTFOSeason 4: >Freddy gets knocked the fuck out by red shark in boxing ring>Magician arrives and gets heckled by Xavier Ravenblood>Psychic medium does tarot readings for the fish>Seth becomes black>Letty and Ricky Berwick enter the tank and cause chaosSeason 5:>Women talking and uhh some guys play halo>Ummm uhhhhh yeah
>>218840445This is why Famous House is necessary.
>>218840465s3 was just the burt show.
>>218840471i am scared
So the twins really believe the aliens and are keeping it secret
>>218840474The first half was the Alex b show
>>218840480it’s okay it’s just pretend
I'm going to bedCan't wait to wake up to a litany of developments that I missed out on!
>>218840461 S2 W2 was abysmalCole was trash except when he talked to Tay which he never did
wow bashir delivered such great content today, glad they brought him back
>>218840474If Binx didn't suck or at the least didn't immediately vote out Simbal so it was just her and peyton, they wouldn't have just given the W to Burt and actually had a finale. Instead Binx made the ending as anticlimactic as her life.
JET NEEDS HIS MEDICINE OR ELSE HE'S GONNA FUCKING DIE
>>218840474None of the normies knew this though. And I would argue it was pretty neutral until Alex B left.
>>218840498no vicky no bashir
>>218840503dropped my sandwich i kekd so hard
>>218840498just his kimono'd self is a blessing for the eyeshe also makes jews and magatarded conservacucks seethe, so that's a plus
>no challenges for real cash>extra serious about not breaking shit (ben came upstairs actually pissed about landon gently tipping over two sidetables and a kids toy)>genuinely the most begging for money we've seen so farare we seeing the end of fishtank? seems like the money has really dried up no bullshit
>>218840536TRVE
>>218839454those legs man
>>218840474You could remove Burt and S3 would still be the best season by far, maybe even better than with Burt.
Bashir is edging all day
>>218840474the burt show was leagues more entertaining than what we have now
>>218840501S3 episode cut my favorite binx moment when she says pumpkin chan so skibidi and sam made her redo it over and over again each time she sounded more unsure and self conscious about it
>>218840554>are we seeing the end of fishtank? seems like the money has really dried up no bullshithttps://fishtank.observer/Kiwitroons have a site that automatically calculates their income. They've always brought in $200k a week, there is zero deviation from the norm.
>>218840554Don't worry, Jet is gonna stack money from IRL streaming to create Fishtank City
>>218840285Part of the charm of the show is how scuffed it is
>>218840536>he also makes jews and magatarded conservacucks seethesounds like his family is zionist deepstate
>>218840554yeah s5 is a rugpull this is the end of jet's career. im only watching to see jet get mogged by the Tiger
>>218839955Faketank
>>218840554all of this is because Ben and Jet are retarded and rented or barrowed the house from someone and probably didn't take insurance out on it so everything the fish destroy is coming straight out of their own pockets.
>>218840594Why aren't they having fish compete for real money in challenges anymore?
>>218840554They're throwing a hail Mary with the kick deal stuff and hoping Eddie, Cx, and other kick pimpa will shill them and get new viewers and investors
Bashir has a hapa gf
night night /ftl/
>>218840498>told TTS he could sit next to JD if jesus could sit next to prostitutes>said mutant letty is just regular lettyya, it was a good thing he was brought back i agree
>>218840656Jews
>>218840600There’s no charm in half assing because you’d rather huff galaxy gas. Sam stepped away because he realized it was shit. Give all your money to Jet, he’s going to need it.
>>218840656because Sam came to the bright conclusion that "contestants aren't money motivated", being completely oblivious people stopped counting on money reward because Sam started flaking on what the rewards are during the show, overpromising when he was euphoric and bargaining for lesser rewards once euphoria wore off
>>218840656They are just less often. Drunk piece of shit was the first one w week into the show for $1000
>>218840679a schmitty troll
>>218840679Doesnt he have 4 wives?
can't get over annis legs. total definition of a butterface
>>218840714Sam is spiritually jewish
Lots of orb activity in the dorm.
>>218840804Only in his chatgpt erotica
Muslims have been firing fireworks the last 3 days for Eid where I live (Canada), so annoying its 12:30, fuck Bashir
emmaclaire fitness babe
>>218840692How many shows are good and are trying to be good? Hundreds, if not thousands. How many shows are bad, and are trying to be bad? Jet has something unique here and that’s why people keep giving him money cry about it
>>218840847Sorry your country sold you out nigger
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jamesdrako locking in and becoming a better gamer by the hour is that good type shitmission passed + respect
>>218840077Im so sorry its gonna be ok
Is there a way for me to send Landon a set of dildos? I fear I'll lack restraint and I'd prefer he has the means to prepare himself
TO SAM: nobody wants you there. just stay out, you suck and you ruin the show every fucking season with your shitty ego. stay the fuck away and let jet and ben do their thing
>>218841012do you feel better now lil buddy
>>218841012ok...
>>218841076I can't believe such wholesome pure creatures exist
