Are you going to see BAYWATCH?
>>218846212
indian thread
>>218846212i reject the idea of bbcwatch.
>>218846212>>218846215>Saaar you gon watch Baywatch saaar?
No, of course not. It's guaranteed slop.
>>218846311OP samefagging
more like Grandmawatch
>>218846220>>218846234>>218846360>discussing movies is indian nowwhites in full meltdown mode
>>218847302>whites>on 4chanIt's a bunch of taco slinging, moustache twirling beaners LARPing as whites
BlackedRAW
>>218846228As a proud young Israeli girl, I will be watching this delicious BBC show to stand against the evils of discrimination.
>>218846212>niggerI shant. Until (((Hollywood))) gets over its cuck fetish, I’m fine sticking with 60s-00s on a loop, thank you very much.With the way they cast things, you would think that the population was 45 percent white, 45 percent black, and 10 percent “other”.
My criteria is as follows --gay characters? droppedtranny characters? droppedpronouns other than he/she? droppedsex talk every few minutes? droppedsexualized scenes every few minutes? droppedblack protagonist? droppedblack main characters? droppedblack/white interracial relationships? droppedmore than 12% of the cast members are black? droppedproduction studio is jew owned? droppedwriter is a jew? droppeddirector is a jew? droppedproducer is a jew? droppedanti-Christian themes, messaging, or imagery? droppedanti-White themes, messaging, or imagery? droppedanti-male themes, messaging, or imagery? droppedanti-Nazi themes, messaging, or imagery? droppedpro-communist themes, messaging, or imagery? dropped
>>218847455>>218847532it's hard being a timmy in a world like this
>>218847996The fuck Timmy gonna do?>gaywatch canceled after one season because timmy refused to watch it
>>218847455Personally I watch Korean shows to avoid them
What streaming service is it on?
>>218848037when it does not happen, you cope by saying it didn't happen because blackrock funds wokeists
>>218848457inbefore someone says BLACKED.com
>>218848815Yeah, it really is a crap shoot with modern media. Either it gets canceled right away and they blame the chuds for refusing to watch it, or it runs for 10 seasons with no viewers while the media insists it's just about to get good.
>>218848457Blacked.coom
>>218847532>production studio is jew owned? droppedso basically you don't watch anything american
>>218846212The black dude has bigger tits than the women. I think they completely missed the point.
>>218849095Grampa it's 2026. Ass cheeks are titties now, did you not get the fax?
>>218849176He also has a bigger ass than them. This is an embarrassing day for white women.
>>218848865>when capitalists serve whites, it's good>when capitalists serve blacks, browns and yellows; it's badthis is how simplistic your worldview is
I'll watch it for Stepehn Amell.
>>218849372White women weren't in charge of casting this lol
>>218849372You are REALLY into Black men kek your mom must have burnt coal with you in the womb
>>218849431Creating infinite debt notes isn't capitalism, as there's no capital being created. Actual capitalism stopped existing in 1873 when silver was demonetized and we switched to a monometal standard.
>>218849095>>218849372he's easily 3x the size of them, it's not effective to compare.also some nibbas like their snowbunny fit. it's not like everyone likes bimbos.
David Chokachi is the only actor from the original series confirmed to be returning so far.he'll be playing Cody again, as a recurring character, now the owner of a bar near Baywatch HQ, and as a mentor for the young life guards.I have to imagine the Hoff and Pam Anderson will have to have cameos, at least.
>>218849513>Actual capitalism stopped existing in 1873actual schizo and an avid coper
>>218849551I accept your concession.
BIG
>>218849526it would be so funny and a notable moment for the white cinema if in one of the episodes, they drop their towels and white guy is found out to have a tiny small white coloured dick and the black guy has a dragon BBC
>>218849523I'm not into bimbos either. I just like seeing women with full hips and fat asses, but casting directors apparently aren't a fan of that.
>>218849591Honestly, that doesn't seem all that funny of a situation. In fact, it sounds retarded.
>Baywatch in the 90s: men watch it for the women in bikinis, women watch it for the Hoff and the season's designated heartthrob>Baywatch in 2026: 4chan anons watch it for the BBC, no one else watchs it.
>>218849799Normal people will watch it for the babes. Only the mentally ill drones on here will be posting thread after thread about the black dude and his BBC.
Has someone verified that the nigger can actually swim?
>>218849723i.4pcdn dot org/tv/1679622505668124.webm
>>218849832what funny thing about it is that no one mentions BBC before a timmy spawns and starts talking about black men and BBC
>>218849987>what funny thing about itSaar, very much big black penis in the white woman
>>218850029timmy wannabe esl thinking you have to type in perfect syntax english
I don't think a Baywatch revival on Hulu is going to have a big audience, despite OG Baywatch being an actual cultural phenomenom.But they probably make a few seasons, Baywatch was always cheap as shit to produce, and the new one has got to be cheaper than the almost purely CG slop that fills most streaming platforms.
>>218846212Who is this for? The only people who watched it were ultra normies under the age of 13 who were into plastic tits and hadn't yet found a porn mag in a bush.Youngsters now have direct access to hardcore supersex, or they just fire up tiktok and watch someone dancing in a bikini for likes.How can this not flop? Is it a money laundering scheme?
>>218850180it's bmwf porn for middle and upper aged women who don't go on internet to watch porn
>>218849877It's acting, anon. His ability to dive into Becky's vagina is the only real requirement.
>>218848815>I know it’s happened literally every other time they’ve pulled shit like this, but not THIS timeDay of the flush when? I’m really fucking sick of pajeets.
White fragility thread
>>218846212the black buck has bigger tits than any woman on the cast lol
>>218846212Baywatch was sexist because of the male gaze
>>218846215>>218846212They're going to depict him as the best swimmer and biggest hero, aren't they?
>>218846212not looksmatchedthat dude is a 10/10 as far as black men gothose women are generic beach babes a few years past their prime
>>218846212Imagine a slow mo running scene but the black guy’s massive flaccid BBC is flopping up and down hahaha
>>218850180After a decade of One Woke Flop After Another i think someone can take a chance on things like this. You seem extremely worried about it for some reason.
>>218850886Roasties and nogsRoasties and nogsflopping his cockon the old ragdolls.
very indian coded thread
