>who should we send in to negotiate with the prisoner?>ah yes, the archeologist starting to think the cunt actor is behind this
>>218857905GOOLD?
Listen, just take it ok?
>>218857905Oh you think?
>>218858039ACK!
remember when daniel blasted the larvae with his mp5? shit was cash
>>218858133>avg liberal actor plus with chink kidswhy did this warrant ss?
>>218857905He's the only one who studied humanities. Who else should they send? Snarky soldier? Autistic physicist? Alien who almost never talks?
>>218858133so this is why i keep seeing people seething about him. fuckin chud babies.
>>218858133oooffff chuds.... our response?
>>218859283>actor plus with chink kidsYeah, I lost every bit of respect for him over that. He’s handsome; he could pull an attractive white woman easily.
>>218859507what do you think professional interrogators studied?
>>218857905Daniel Jackson spoiled the show
>>218858133Reminder actors are just prostitutes.
>>218861041qrd?>>218859938kek so he's like linus tech tips
>>218861090They play pretend for money
>>218858133>and gun violence kills more Americansfirst off, I know for a fact if you don't count suicides AIDS kills more Americans than guns do. Either way, heart disease and cancer fucking BODY guns in terms of killing Americans RDA is an anti gun fag too, which kind of suck since I actually like RDA. >>218859743>>218859585what's it like being a tranny?
m-MOMMY!
>>218860790Hell
>>218858133You just know in high school he was a bully and probably fucked passed-out chicks in college.
>humans are the only people in the universe who figured out the concept of sending missles through the stargate>while everyone else has interstellar travelok
>>218861189My wife
this cunt is getting real insufferable in season 8, can he go back to being a ghost please
>>218861331He's just like me fr fr
>>218857979
>his special skill is ancient languages Why do they even need him since everyone speaks english
>>218857905He's a linguistic master and a humanitarian, not to mention the moral compass of the group. He was also a professor so teaching, communication, and relating to other people are part of his skill set.
>>218864666ancients language is just dutch
>>218864903Weet ik
>>218864796Jonas Quinn was better
>>218865153Ik ook
>new stargate series going to be filming in the UK this year and going on PrimeAny thoughts on hopes on the new series?
>>218866766why are they filming it in a third world country instead of canada?
>>218866766>modern day soft reboot of a beloved franchise>hopes
>>218863209
>>218862188Aliens don't know how to fight. The goa'uld intentionally retard their military tactics because they want to keep the Jaffa as helpless pawns who rely on Goa'uld ships to do anything useful. The Ori footsoldiers have zero fighting experience. The Ancients and Asgard are too autistic and would rather make new toys than think seriously about strategy and doctrine.
>the film and season 1-3Kino MP5s with 4x Colt scopes>seasons 4+gay as .22 spicy P90s>rebootI'd assume ARs
>>218865929BASED jonas enjoyer
>>218865929You have the courage to say Jonas was better than Daniel, but are you brave enough to say Cam was better than Jack?
>>218871773Jack was peak in the original film. Then the series just degraded his character into a juxtaposed prop for Carter, making him an ignorant, silly, childish bumbling idiot so she can look more smart. It's bluntly delivered to the point were it makes Jack unlikeableOriginal Jack > Jonas > Simple Jack
>>218871773>>218872623Oh wait I mean Cameron, not Jonas. Sorry it's 3:20AM
>>218872623Yeah, Jack being stupid constantly was the worst part of his character. I liked when they suggested he was interested in astronomy, wish they had explored it more.
>>218858133To be fair, this is completely in line with Daniel Jackson. He was all for liberating oppressed peoples and aliens, even violent dangerous ones, consistently fought against military measures, including many fights with Jack insisting they "didnu nuffin" like the creator of the most dangerous enemies the Asgard ever knew, a race of violent and primitive super slaves, and he basically lived with space Muslims and married one.
Jack O'Niell (Kurt Russell) > Jack O'Niell (RDA) > Cumtraya clone O'Niell > X-treme O'Niell (Nick Marlowe (Colonel Danning)) > Jack O'Niel (one L)>>>> Cam
>>218875871Was aimed at the cam 'enjoyer" >>218871773
the ending of atlantis and sgu left me feeling like shit about the future
>>218875871What is the difference between Kurt Russel O'Neill and one-L O'Neil?
>>218876219ironically this will be the reboothttps://youtu.be/gT-Vf_x4Dc4?t=45NeoSG1 will be space ICE detaining the refugee aliens plus the new agitprop
>>218866766>filming in the UKdoes that mean every planet is going to be a quarry planet instead of a forest planet
>>218867034Amazon has its major sound stages in the UK apparently
>>218875871Hold that second L
>>218871773It's an incredible contrast when you see him in the Ori arc running, jumping and fighting everywhere and then compare it to RDA shuffling about and getting very obviously replaced by a stunt double every 5 minutes. Whatever you can say about the writing in S9/10, at least they had a lead that could actually be a convincing action star.
>>218862942But anon, she's a promiscuous slag.
>>218880643GIWTWM
>>218872623>>218875422>getting filtered by jack downplaying his own intelligence when carter literally points it out on the show
BAAH!
>It's a "Teal'c hooks up with a white woman" episode
>>218880283
>>218883943Ah yes, back when Robert Picardo hadn't sold out to the woke mob.
>>218883943>dozens of hot sluts to choose from Atlantis>put Teela "muh peeepul" on the cover
>>218857905>go-to guy for negotiating with all the various ancient cultures that he spend years learning about becomes one of the go-to guys for negotiations in generalDamn stumped me good
>>218858133I read it all in his voice when he argues with Jack.
>>218883943>>218884782I don't know why, but I have never had sympathy for Hawaiians or other pacific islanders
>>218881841He was having vivid visions of a barber for years and said nothing
>>218861176more kids drown in swimming pools than dying by guns. why is nobody trying to outlaw swimming?
>>218885725Kids drowning in pools isn't actually a problem though like when you think about itDo you really want to live near people that can't swim (or even fucking float)?
>>218885863>Do you really want to live near people that can't swimNot really, no
>>218886024Sinkers are the worst people in the world
>>218876433one is slightly bigger than the other. it's the so-called Bigger O'Neil Theory
>it's a Teal'c mutates into the Mosquito Man episode
>>218886097i dont even understand how its possible to sink in normal waters. i havent been swimming in a long time and recently had the opportunity to go for a swim. its literally the first thing i tried, to see if i could sink. if you ask me, it is just panic. subhumans dont react to panic like we do, they lose control. its why you dont want to fly when there is a non white pilot. if something goes wrong the nword is just gonna scream in panic and crash the plane into the ground killing everybody while the white pilot is going to keep his cool and at least try to do something.
>>218886454Don't forget Jaack
>>218886756>panicYes, that's why you NEVER im mean NEVER save somone who is drowning by yourself. You throw them something that floatsIf you fuck up and swim out there they will grab you and kill you along side themEverything panics, but humans have better control over their animal instincts
>>218886097>Sinkers could be here, he thought
>>218872623>>218875422You are both genuinely retarded if you think Jack was actually stupid. He was a classic trope of a character using humor and low-brow demeanor to downplay their intelligence. The writing is so on the fucking nose with this that you two must be autistic and bad at socializing to not see that. In fact they do the same exact thing with Shepard in Atlantis. He was a foil for Carter in the sense he wasn't socially autistic and book-smart like her.
"Somehow Daniel returned" was a mistake"here's your Anubis bro" was a mistake (poor man's Sokar)s7 and s8 sucked ass, they should have left Daniel ascended, kept BASED Jonas and started the BASED Ori arc much sooner
>>218886688
>>218887233>should have left Daniel ascendedOn my rewatch of season 6 right now. Daniel actually does well as a reverse magical negro when he appears to the team and gives them wisdom randomly. Should have kept him there.
>>218887233Jonas is relentlessly handsome
>>218887226>He was a classic trope of a character using humor and low-brow demeanor to downplay their intelligence.I just don't find that character trope likeable or enjoyable. "I was only pretending to be retarded" sucks.
>>218884782roll
>>218885691that was a joke
>>218889524based old Dellsfagbooks can't handle gate travel
>>218888553>Frank TopolIf I pull his mask off will he die?
>>218890293It was the premise of the entire episode
>>218890374
>>218889524He's a Goua'uld slayer. But only the women and only using sex.
>>218890404no, they just wanted to make that episode to make fun of themselves and they didn't have a way to plug the "why didn't it work in reverse" plothole so they just memed jack into having it and not caring
>episode centered around woman being a whore>old aussie blokesswhy
>>218877354it means all extras are going to have an unbearable accent
>>218887226Me being autistic and bad at socialising has nothing to do with it. I am correct and the excuse you parrot was brought in later after fans started criticising itAnd this post hoc excuse was poorly written, crudely implemented and you are coping
>>218892486Not at any point did people think he was genuinely dim witted. They point it out several times.
>>218892906You're a dimwit. Accept it
>>218892190Indian?
>>218891970Dictating episodes as non-canon is a slippery slope, but it makes sense
>>218894551i didn't say it was non canon, i said they just didn't carethe show is self aware enough to do that. they even made fun of their own plotholes in wormhole extreme
baal is the best goould
>>218895105You almost stumbled on something smart. Pointing at plot holes and making jokes about them doesn't mean jack wasn't having visions of a barber for years. It was the premise of the episode
>>218895690>It was the premise of the episodeno it wasn'tit was literally a joke at the literal last minutethe premise of the episode was to make a meta/meme one about how regular people would view the series in-universe
>>218887233>>218889524Kelownan hands wrote these posts.
posting for hot tok'ra tits
>>218895941Something being funny doesn't make it not true. Two people had those rocks and two people had those visions. Its the premise of the episode you are arguing against
>>218857979based gooldposter
>>218858133This is 100% Daniel Jackson, I dont see the problem
>>218896027no, the entire episode is about homer simpson having visions, jack is just put in there for a laugh at the very end
>>218896303Your simplification isn't what actually happens
>>218896303Next you're going to say this show wasnt real
>>218896350what a bizarre hill to die onat what timestamp does jack seeing visions come up in the episode?
>enters>fucks shit up>refuses to answer>leaves
>>218896421You are arguing with the episode not me
>>218896954>afraid of the timestamp because it proves him wrong and me rightcurious
>>218896486BOOB?
>>218897022You know when he says it. It doesn't change the fact it happened. You are wrong
>>218897231you lost anonjust accept it
>>218897396Projection
>>218866766>hopes on the new series?MILFS.
>>218897753I'll settle for having a single attractive woman on the show.
>>218899678Sorry anon, best I can do is a fat chick who would be attractive if she was 60kg lighter and shaved her armpits
>>218871773Dark Horse candidate. Sheppard was the best one. I liked how he is very obviously not a fucking leader but he gets forced into the role anyway because he's the highest ranking survivor.
>>218900043He flies the gateship and doesn't afraid of anything
why didn't anyone ever think to just fly stargates around
>>218900750I think some ships have gates. Also, they would need a good reason to move a gate
>>218866766the goold old comfyness, that's all I ask
>>218900750But they did just that with the gateway to pegasus galaxy?
>>218900750Apophis had a gate on his ship in the S1 finale.
>>218900750why didn't anyone ever think to put a railway through a stargate?
>>218900750They're heavy and at any moment could shit out a big blob that disintegrates anything in its pathIf you move it somewhere you'll need to figure out the new gate addressThey do it anyway several times throughout the show, including the Asgard, the GOOLD, and the humans (the humans even build an intergalactic connection using multiple stargates from two galaxies)
>>218901360It'd be a real pain to replace the railway tracks every time the gate activates, but I suppose you could do some sort of raising/lowering platformbut if you're at that point why not just use wheeled vehicles
>>218901436Retractable rails it the apex point
>>218901471You'd still need to set up some sort of system so that the rails retract and reconnect after/before every dialingA single fuckup and you have a train derailmentNot to mention it's useless for any gate connection to a place that doesn't have any railsTrains are a great solution for many logistics issues but a stargate is not one of them
>>218901700The trains would go through the gate slowly and there would already be rails at the other gate. That's the entire point of a train. They use rails
>>218872623Name one stupid thing TV O'Neill did
>>218905887https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZUjTXqy07U
linguist means guy that talks well or something. its probably the role thats most suited for daniel. instead he gets all the action roles cause rda is like 60 by now.
>>218884782>Battlefront 2 and The Faculty girlsStill top tier.Medic-fu will always be the best.
>>218907719>Johansen>Frasier>Keller>BeckettThey really knew how to cast qts for the medical roles no homo
>>218906409He was just pretending to be retarded, bro
>>218885863>>218886024>>218886097top fucking kek
>>218894222is there any other in bongolia?
>>218886097>SinkersADD IT TO THE LIST
>starting s9>no jack in the OPfuck
>>218911132it's for the best anon, he was phoning it in in s7/8
>>218857905Fuck you Jonastranny, Daniel Jackson is the heart and soul of stargate. Save Daniel Jackson.
>>218913109jonas was super cool. accept it
>>218913109cope and seethe
this show made me think the military was incompetent
>>218901308If a stargate can be on the ship, what is the point of origin symbol? did they explain this?
>>218921060
>>218923224GOLD?
>>218900750You mean aside from the times they do exactly that?
>>218924433They should put the stargate on top of a tall building with a trampoline on the bottom. If any hostiles come through, you move the trampoline and they splat.
>>218858133I like Michael Shanks as an actor, and as a nerdI don't want his political takes. Luckily that won't stop me from enjoying whatever cameo he has in the next Star Gate project. His cameo in SGU was good
>>218895964
>>218897098
>>218885691he found those relaxing
>>218917339They correctly recognized that a coordinate system is fucking retarded, particularly when one symbol somehow indicates the point of origin, and now the symbols are just part of a phone number.
>>218928461More relaxing than my thoughts now
>>218900564>cause it's a ship that goes through the gate>it's a gateshipabsolute genius
i love when entire squadrons of jaffa go splat against the iristhe sound it makes is so pleasing to hear
>>218858039lmao
>>218871773John Crichton was like the perfect torch pass for team leader. Jack was amazing in early SG-1 but was clearly gassed after Antarctica. Mitchell was perfect backup.
>>218928555How do you make new gates though? There has to be a central directory where the phone numbers are assigned. The eight chevron should be an area code for the specific galaxy. And how do gates on primitive or abandoned worlds get power? There needs to be an Ancient power company and Ancient phone company and they should be charging people for their use. And how did Daniel pay for his coffee in the Ascended 50s diner? Anubis is a rich goold boomer but Danny boy is an archeologist poorfag on a government salary. This vexes me.
>>218924433they did it only once or twicethere should have been countless other cases where it would be useful
CLANKER FUCKING SHITS
>>218858640>mfw he showed up in the Expanse>mfw he's in literally nothing else
>>218930732anubis had that form because an old greedy republican boomer is what he hated more than anything
>>218930152She should've raped a Goa'uld to get a child with the Goa'uld memory
>>218934135>filenamekek
>>218933602i think it's how they made the second alpha sitethey took a gate from some planet and moved it to a secret planet nobody else knew the address of
>>218934135He was in riddick.
i take back making this thread, daniel jackson is the only thing holding season 9 together right now, everyone else good is gone
Name a worse character
>>218940845How Can Chappa'ai Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real
>ori are a ripoff the fire sprit things from the end of ds9gayyyy
>>218940845>scifi series has a gay crybaby black kid in it for some reason
>>218941661>scifi series has a gay crybaby black kid in it for some reason
>>218941944kek forgot about this faggot
>>218942063>scifi series has a gay crybaby black kid in it for some reason
>>218917339>>218928555>>218930732The film doesn't have any DHDs. they have to do all the SGC shit via computer. it's explained in one of the earlier seasons that every stargate other than ours has a dial home device that compensates for the gates being moved over time and I guess they know how to dial Earth with them. They also used that as an excuse for why we couldn't dial into any world all the time before giving SGC a map of all the worlds in that one episode
>>218933602>>218934810>>218928555>>218917339IDK why they didn't like set up an alpha site or whatever and then do the thing where they dial out of Earth to the alpha site and the use the DHD from the alpha site to go to other places. Mass Effect, Halo, I think gun busters and some other anime do that where they have a second site away from Earth everyone has to go through to get to Earth and to leave Earth
>>218942098>scifi series has a gay crybaby kid in it for some reason
>>218941092LOLi see it too
>>218941944Are you joking? Alexander is white
How do you reply without sounding mad?
Rapeman
>>218930732>How do you make new gates though?you're too primitive to understand
>>218945079The charges?
>>218907855Based Beckett-enjoyer.
stupid sexy nirrti
>>218936381???
>>218949397>hey i'm a whore with an annoying cunt accenttrash
>>218857905Its a "the Stargate gives them all giant breasts which seems awesome at first but then the guys realize how much their backs hurt and how everyone else keeps starring at their giant tits while they're trying to be taken seriously" episode.
>>218861189chat is this real?
