Updates edition>/ftl/ NEWS:-- The fish are getting a haircut from a professional barber -- Elimination on Wednesday , typing challenge, winner gets bullet -- Nothing is happening, vibe repair day-- EnSlave job opened, fish can earn money by completing mini games, puzzles, moderating chat rooms and more.-- Production have asked Antara to come-- JD has a new theme song https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774275784058872.mp4-- Computer lab is open-- Jet is doing a bit where he's trying to make the twins believe he's an alien-- Bashir was eliminated, returned, but wanted to leave again-- Vicky left>Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5Previous: >>218861387
can i post my cock?
it’s actually over this time
>>218862877
I'm going to get drunk tonight because it's the only thing that's been interesting on the show this season
on some riff raff shit
>>218862877>nooo landon would get eliminated>instead JD will shoot the twins
>>218862877>Content of today>Watch a Nigger shave the beard of a SyrianBravo Goran!
NOW DO THE GAY DANCE FOR ME
>>218862979please don't
Do you think the twins know you aren't supposed to draw the prophet Muhammed. Even enough TTS' come in telling them to do it they probably would. Tell them Bashir would like it.
>jet wanted to do it in the foyer because of the barbershop polewow. very cool jet!
>haircuts>pizza>fine dining with music>dancing>video game room
JDigga bros... how do we convince him to shoot anisa or emma when he innevitably gets the bullet?
Palate cleanser
DAY 9GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 9
I come from the future >twins eliminated by JD>Jet crashes out at audience reaction>Triples down "I'm satisfied with the elimination">viewership plummets>show limps across the finish line with James Drake beating Anissa by actually trying >Post-show stream Jet and Ben look at each other with a coy facial expression and say "In hindsight eliminating the twins was probably a mistake"
>>218862871sex owing
>9 days>Like one good moment and it was just Jet being retarded This is the worst it's ever beenHow the fuck are they getting money from this?
I starting to think this is the last season of Fishtank...
SLEEPTANK BROS??? WE'RE SO BACK!!!
>>218863013he's going to get revenge on the audience by shooting the twins
Ben must've thrown out his back or really seen his age in the mirror before this season started.
>>218863007post nutrition for the high rise one
what is even the point of this show anymore? other than making money of increasing retarded paypigs.
Why did Bashir ask the barber about Bam's past beard styles? Is this Bam's barber or something?
no more cameraman view?
>>218863029It's a good thing her boyfriend is jewish and already circumcised because those could chop off a foreskin
>>218863029>visceral disgust washes over (you)
JD must eliminate the nontent twins to save the show.
>>218863013Maybe stop calling him gay?
>>218863048I wish it was the last one at least it had freddy this season has fucking nothing
>jd grabs bingos snatch>this is okay
>>218863048Jet and mints seem to think the idea has "ran its course"
>>218863052That would also be a pretty awesome vibe nuke
Is Bashir part of like a liberalised sect of Islam that's less strict?
>>218863048As long as whales keep spending their paychecks on TTS/SFX/season passes they'll keep making seasons
>>218863060That was always the point
>>218863083Realistic options only please
lmao tehy're trying to convince landon to get a haircut
@jet @mints @maejok eliminate the twins this Wednesday and I’ll subscribe to your telegram and get the XL season pass for 3 years
>>218863052And then he'll make a lame quip about the audience calling him gay
>a typing test elimination challengeFROM THE TWISTED MIND OF JET NEPTUNE
>>218863060it's literally never been anything but that
@iceposeidan@clav@joe Rogan@tim pool@blackedHey guys can you talk about fishtank?
>>218863095he's a larper like every "muslim" who drinks smokes has tattoos but does ramadan and doesnt eat pork
>>218863086JD is spiritually Indian
>>218863107what is it with his particular brand of autists and aversion to haircuts
>>218863086yeah, he's gay
>>218863086when you're a star, they let you do it
>>218863048Jet knows he's nothing without Fishtank. Nobody except a handful of paypig cultists are going to tune in for whatever shitty IRL streams he wants to do
>>218863095his father left Syria and his mother is a convert, while they are sunni they are less strict about it
DRAKE SHOULD SAY MAKE ME LOOK LIKE BEN and shave his head
I predicted this btw
bros its been grim but the haircut arc is very funplease enjoy it its fun!
I dont get it. This shit is fucking boring. Are they really sitting in the basement on the edge of their seats enjoying this?
>>218863083Then his song wouldnt make any sense
>>218863104well yeah but there used to be at least some attempt at creating a unique viewing experience.now it just seems like jet just found some retards to hang out at his house for a month while he gives them games to play and food to eat
>Guys the fish have to be allowed to eliminate other fish there is literally no other way>other then being an obnoxious piece of shit and getting them to leave but that would be too interesting so it has to be through really shallow poorly thought out challenges.
>>218863122Ben is trying to convince Landon to get a skrillex undercut or a wolfcut
Ben in confessional telling Landon he would look good with a wolf cut
Really starting to miss SamEven if it had been a nontent day Sam always gave a reason to tune in
>>218862445Maybe sleep deprived from last night? Either way him and Bashir are the only ones I'm interested in seeing cracking. Everyone else feels kinda predictable.
>>218863132I will 100% be watching every stream and alogging jet
>>218863115>@blackedImagine if they start using Fishtank alumBongo and Bingo do Mandingo would go nuts
>>218863142nobody in the basement even watches
Remember the times of the show when things were so good and jet would insert himself and act kinda silly and you could tell he was enjoying it and riding a high, or they would get goofy with the ptzyeah didnt realize how good this show was in the past.
does mints realize once fishtank is done he won't have a job anymore
disgruntled
>>218863170average fishtank fan
>>218863141>the haircut arc is very fun
BROS KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU
>>218863181He'll be back to working the corner
Ben needs a lineup on his neckbeard.
If they convince Landon to cut all his hair off they can save this bit
>>218863181mints is getting paid?
Fuck you Landon Ben wishes he had a head full of hair to cut. Stubborn asshole
>>218863181Have you seen that ass? He’s going to become Aperture’s personal fuckhole.
>>218863210he gets free housing and food i assume
>>218863182the 20 headbands he brought really coming into play here
Landon likes this one.
oof that mullet goes hard
i thought they were getting a hooker for landom
>>218863181No and he doesn't even realize everyone is expendable to the wiggers so even if the show goes on he is not guaranteed to be there
I'm starting to think he doesn't care anymore
hope landon keeps his chad hair and shuts down this bit
>>218863115Imagine being Ice Poseidon and having to politely indulge this chump
>>218863116Serious question, how should holy texts be interpreted, literally or figuratively and how can you tell which ones to do either on? Religious translation today is either counter culture stoicism and strict adherence or its a faith that makes itself compatible to other beliefs and values.
>>218863087Have they stated this? They're being weirdly candid this season
Landon has been carrying hard.
JD is such a faggot redditor that he's gone from cringe all the way back to cringe kinoHe's pure TTS bait I hope he doesn't leaveEmma needs to fuck off though
>>218863027Ben soft launched this back early February
>>218863243He does you’re just being a retarded doomer!
The best day of S3 was the day they locked Luke, Burt, Fatty, Binx, and Payton in a hotel room for 16 hours with no food while Sam fucked Mizzy and Jet got a haircut.
>>218863243saturday night broke this nigga
can black barbers cut white people hair?
I was thinking about getting a mullet for the fuck of it, never tried it. I'll take this as a sign to do it.
>>218863017Evil cunt.
>>218863244he folded instantly
Whats the haircut Landons getting? I missed the photo
landon picked the cringe wolf cut instead of the chad riff raff mulletbig mistake tigger
>>218863170for me, it's jason luv
no mirror when getting a haircut so hopefully they just cut his shit howeverlandon is being a mega pussy not agreeing to a haircut, this fag has always been nontent other than doing his drunk autistic loud inside voice bit
>>218863244Same Too bad he’s dumb
>landon stress sighing at the thought of getting a haircut
>>218863248demonic picture
>>218863273i don't know
anybody got the webm of trish getting her hair cut?
rape jet neptune
>>218863256Mints said that in the fishtank chat before the season started, they wanna do normal gameshows instead of fake reality torture houseso no more rigging... but now they are back to rigging
I'm starting to think Jet has a constricted palate which is causing his teeth to collapse inward and requires surgical orthodontic intervention
I’m going to lose my shirt if they force Bingo and Bongo to change their iconic haircuts.
>>218863243He's just retarded man. He cares the same but he doesnt have a comedy professional to bounce bits off now.
Landon should wash his hair before getting a cut...
>>218863265big yikes, age gap much?
wow landon has a fucked up snaggletooth
>>218863273If it’s not a scissor cut then yeah
>>218863243Did he ever care?
WHY DO THEY FOLD JUST SAY NO
bitty im shitted
bongo really wants the vibrator
>>218863248what the fuck is going on here
>>218863310that would actually make sense but also his teeth look really small
>>218863319Angie is a real pedo going for a child like Benjamin.
>>218863087this from the telegram or whatever? great way to inspire confidence in the people paying to watch your shit.
>>218863243he does care, but only to make it specifically what he wants to show (which sucks) and nothing what everybody here wants (something actually good)
>"your gonna have a hard time convincing me to do anything with my hair"All it took was them telling him to accept it
>>218863304Sure do
If you could cast a Fishtank AllStars with 2 people from each season so far, who would they be?
>>218863327Yeah but I'm not trying to look like Paul Wall. I need a white man's haircut.
>>218863340I miss this bitch like you wouldn't believe
be nice 2 jet neptune
Landon is just a nontent version of TJ. I'm sorry, but it's the truth.
>Jet is literally grooming the fishI KNEW THE ALLEGATIONS WERE TRUE
>>218863268that was a great bit
he should get the fakemink mullet
>>218863243Jet consistently gets attached to the cast and subsequently feels bad about subjecting them to torture challenges
>wow that barber is so cool...can you get his insta for me? Teehee
>>218863340i miss this lil kratomhead like you wouldn't believe
>>218863243>Listen drake, the show actually doesn't matter and the rules are made up and the eliminations don't matter >But you should have seen past seasons it was even worse>....>Hey Vance you tell them how shit the show was>Uh... Yeah....That entire interaction still has me shook on how retarded someone can actually be What was the reaction that Jet expected?
i love ben (platonically)
>>218863349He has the worst autism/lowest IQ combination in the tank.
>>218863340one trick
>>218863340She would have gone so hard season 4 with Wrench and FAFO
>>218863357Letty and JonJimmy and TJBurt and Alex BDaniel and JinJD and James Drake
>>218863354you were raped your whole life
>>218863369So, exactly like TJ?
>>218863248>simping for this
>>218863243hes always been a lazy faggot who barely did anything to keep the show on the rails. sam was obviously the one who would show up and get things back on track (even if the the track was retarded pooptank bullshit)jet is fine with nothing happening all day while raking in tts money from mentally ill paypigs. sam at least has some desire to create
jd talking about who he would eliminate in computer room right now.said he doesn't want to eliminate emma (he's talking to emma tho so maybe not true), twins, landon, or james.could be lying i guess.
>>218863376nettspend mogged him
>>218863389Bingo can't even hold a job bro
>>218863170Shutup cole
i cut my hair once a year. that way i get to experience every type of hair in a year
>>218863340I love her
>literal grooming
>>218863357letty vancetj petersneed ianfrenchjames drake vicky
>>218863411Hurry up and fix your show jet
facial treatment person for emmas face please please please
What time does Scott Sullivan MMA usually show up?
>>218863392For the sake of balancing the women a bit I would do -TJ +Tayleigh, -JD or James for the twins
>>218863399She’s cute but her sister is a true beauty.
>>218863395Truuu
>>218863369JD is more nontent. If bashir gets the bullet I have no clue who he'll decide on tho
>>218863402So Bashir just gets eliminated again for the crime of trying during challenge one. The fish voting is so fucking stupid and antithetical to fishtank.
>>218863340she must be suicidal after leaving
>>218863357S1: Mauro and DamielS2: Meg and TrishS3: Ted and IanS4: Seth and EllieS5: Emma and Anisa
why are all the ppv cameras fucked?
>>218863410she could be a janitor if she wanted. it's a job literally reserved for retards and felons
Mizzy watching S3
>>218863392>daniel and jin on a season with the literal best fishtank contestant ever
I seriously thought James Drake would be the type of guy who chats his barber's ear off. What happening to him?
rape and kill Jet
>>218863340ONE TRICKI DON'T KNOW WHY
why not put the handycam on a tripodare they fucking stupid or something
>>218863399don't make fun of bingo you fool
>>218863447holy content
>>218863410she could definitely sort glass like josie
>Bashir is checked out and wants to stage an exit>Jame Drake on the edge of leaving>JD has to go back to work next week>Landon has scurvyJust rerun the S4 fish
>>218863369At least Landon does stuffTJ was astroturfed by production and didn’t actually do anything
>>218863438He’s going to choose the twins. His audition is all about how he’s an epic troll there to fuck shit up.
>>218863340now that she's gone can we admit she's kinda hot
>>218863346
>>218863451wigger site infrastructure isn't good enough to host any cameras themselves. director is the only working one
>>218863399Get her up to a normal weight and addressing whatever is giving her scalp and skin issues will blossom bingo into her full potential
Reminder Sam is the only one in production who would comment on how boring/unwatchable the show would become at times. Saying shit like nobody wants to see this, lets skip this bit, this isn't working. Jet over commits to the dumbest nontent ideas and will NEVER abandon them when it isn't working out.
>>218863392daniel and jin over freddy and direnc is actually insane
>>218863447based
*sips dr pepper*
>>218863340Would you play Mario Kart with her?
>>218863340she looks like a drunk trailer trash Scarjo
They’re going to make him look like Elliot Page
>>218863401Sam was just phoning it in last season
>>218863486she looked way prettier with the wig for some reason.
>>218863392>letty as the only femaleKino
>>218863395>has never eaten fruit>gladly scarfs down 'cheese fries'see, this is the problem with white people I'm talkin about
>>218863500
>>218863399
>>218863501nah dont wanna be near her
>>218863486i was saying this from day 1
is Anissa really a mom
>>218863458I'd bend her over a table and run sprinter laps with my tongue from that tight little piece of pussy's clit to her tailbone and back again and again and again until her sweet umami juice was running down my chin and her dangling toes were curling.
>>218863427i'll give her a facial treatment hahahahah
>>218863500*dr pecker
>>218863487wait…then why is any one watching this season?
>>218863514Well they knew it would get shut down before they even started so that checks out.
>>218863340tf this nigga doin vro..
>>218863512Her name is Ellen
>>218863480Do twins still get immunity if they have top stoX?
>>218863488wrong director is the only one not working specifically so they can farm xl season passes from people who want to watch the cameraman pov
>>218863488lol get nuked faggit
>>218863447>damiel Based based BASED
>>218863017she is going to nyc soon if somebody here wants to fuck with her
>>218863514Sam's been phoning it in since he started bringing a book to read during S2
>>218863492Jet basically had to have his arm bent for hours before finally tapping out on the shitty prisoner bit in S3Then he and Ben started to passive aggressively seethe at the audience lol
>>218862979Cockposting is off-topic unless you're tributing a fish
>>218863529she looks like young cobes still hot though
>>218863340so glad this fugly piece of trash is done
this guy is a retard, no fucking way it's y'all niggers favorite
>>218863357I'll do one girl and one guy to keep it even>S1Vance and Letty>S2Shinji and Trish>S3Alex B and Payton>S4 Freddy and Direnc
>>218863064Yeah probably why bam acts like a fat jolly black man
freddy said this yesterday to me:>if they don't bring me on they're fucking dead to me. Everyone wants me on and I got shafted a season>It'll actually be the most disrespectful shit I ever experienced
mini season ideaemma and 7 black males tank
>>218863527online ya dingus you don't need to be in the same room as her
>>218863539>why is any one watching this season?Because i like posting
really warming up to emma, ngl
Landon saying the shit I've been saying about him since the season started
>Landon unironically quoting ghostpolitics for wisdom
>>218863544Nope. Twins are gone bro, you gotta let it go.
>im at the middle of my life spanwhat did the tiger mean by this?
>>218863522Dios mio...
not enough JD today
>>218863492Jet is too retarded to understand what works and what doesn't and too egotistical to ever let any of his dumb ideas die Whenever his brain is even capable of coming up with even the most basic shit of idea which is very rarelyReally his ultimate goal is to sit in the basement and do whippets while the entire cast just does all their jobs for them including controlling the camera
>>21886353011 month old
>>218863290>>218863411>>218863170why are mdefags and fishtank tards so fixated on this?
>>218863539NEETs are bored and need their entertainment.People at work need their nontent to keep them occupied.
>so do you only cut nigga hair?
>>218863395>>218863518how does this happen?like your mom never put an apple in your lunch to school?
>>218863501yeah
>>218863569nah
is landon actually 22
>>218863538
>>218863576He is gonna die in 22 years
>big brother with ugly people and spam sound effects and ttsWhy are you watching this
>>218863569i'm mad she has a boyfriend
>>218863569I can't imagine why
>>218863576Average life expectancy in Minnesota is 40
>>218863562What a dramatic bitch. Hes basically a chud ganger begging to be on at this point
>>218863575Jet is building a whole storyline around them and told them they're not here to compete last night
>>218863399>cherrypicking the worst picture you can findYou twinseethers really are a pathetic little cohort of people. Why do two beautiful 26 year old angels make you seethe so much? Is it because you've never seen love first-hand yourself? Is it because you get off to the idea of never-ending "simp wars", where the Boingobopper community could thrive with others? Or do you just not know how to bait? Retarded faggot.
>>218863562just do it jet
You know how to save the season
>>218863584timmys just can't compete so they get upset
starting to not give a shit about this cast, bashir had a few good moments with vicky but outside that he's total nontent, almost JD level unbearable when he speaks.James is just totally unutilized production should get him to fuck with the other fish, why don't any of them get any secret challenges to fuck with each other?The girls are boring af and the twins are really only interesting to listen to talk amonst themselves about whatever is going on in the house, but there's nothing going on so they're just talking about their OC's and reading some book we can't see
>>218863562Rather have direnc and alex b
>>218863588literal content machine
>>218863562freddy coming on as an actual contestant by buying himself back in would be hilarious considering how james reacted to bashir's return
>>218863399Bingo sometimes reminds me of my vtuber wife Mint Fantome formerly known as Pomu Rainpuff.
>>218863593so he says >rough 22>would've guessed 27-29
fair status?everyone gave up on this elimination except Bashir and JD
is fishtank.rip not working anymore? only the director cam works for me
>>218863574Production needs to continue gaslighting him and asking if ghostpolitics is entitled to 25% of his winnings
click on a random cam Season Pass Required watch director for a few minutes Season Pass Popup look man I get it
I'm gonna miss James Drake when he has to walk back inside his 2011 H&M ad
>>218863401pooptank rules faggot
Kind of into the weird haircut ASMR vibe right now.
Artist guys im not feeling good
>>218863357Letty and JonCole and SummerAlex B and BurtFreddy and Direnc
>>218863612you're still here? shut the fuck up already
>>218863620she looks good wow
>>218863547is that why the camerman feed disappeared on PPV? wiggers are pathetic
>>218863604why? won’t stop jet
>>218863569Many are suggesting this
>>218863562Well I dont think Jet has the capacity to respect anyone so Freddy is correct
Send him in
bingo is eating
>>218863602Does Sam have BPD or something? That letter is insane.
>>218863584the tranny part of the audience, this show practically requires neetdom to watch because the wiggers are too stupid to schedule for weekeds
>>218863615Kek enjoy your Hackfresse
>bashir wins>shoots himself
>enjoying the show?
they should make james drake act as a different character every day.
"The mullet is just about the gayest haircut you can get." -Landon
>>218863621>James is just totally unutilized production should get him to fuck with the other fish,Same problem as every fucking season. If the fish choose who gets eliminated, then they all have to place nice with each other until the last few days. It's so fucking dumb. This isn't Big Brother, wish the wiggers would realize that.
>>218863664why
>>218863631Eyes too brown looks mexican
>>218863673I accept your concession.
This season is amazing. We need to buy the season pass!
it's landover
>>218863451>>218863488>>218863547>>218863548jet won
Landon getting PTSD flashbacks from TTS asking about his childhood
>>218863636only eliminations should be socially engineered within the tankit should not be any set in stone elimination
>>218863630kek that would be hilarious and I actually like james drake a lot
>>218863604I'm mad it's almost impossible to find American white women over 14 that are that tight.
>>218863636Jd has this in the bag, but bashir knows if anyone but him wins it he is gone
>>218863492that's the numebr one thing that's missing, even in S4 sam would berate the fish if they're being uninteresting, the S3 bit when he actually teared up was fucking kino and nothing like that will happen this season
There needs to be a second director, but Jet is all>TOO MANY COOKS IN THE KITCHENand then their only idea for the day is>WE PAID A BARBER AND LET THEM CHOSE A NEW HAIRCUT
>>218863615short fat brown nigger
ok but like what if they smeared POOP on all the keyboards before the challenge
>>218863539Sunk cost fallacy.
Emma is just that much of a fucking power house as a fish. She mogs and is gonna be crushing to that 50k over all yall favorite fish. Don’t hate the player, hate the game
>>218863639vancecord took it down
LANDON WAS MINDRAPED
>>218863685To behead Bashir
>>218863657yeah it's locked behind xl pass which is 35 dollars and less than 200 people watch it
he's going to unalive himself after fishtank. this is all he has
>>218863667no, channing wrote it… do you really think sam is unironically sending his girl to reddit?
>>218863667>Does Sam have BPD or something?
>>218863679>this is a reality show!
>>218863701real poop? get out of here! we only do fake poops here
landon was abused by his dad born with severe autism is deficient in every vitamin because he only eats cheese fries grew up in the midwest works as a janitor
what kind of hair cut is vance going to get
Landon had an abusive dad. Sam should fly in and do his internet dad shit
>>218863679would be fitting
>>218863372>A fucking typing test is going to decide who gets eliminated? A fucking typing test?it's funny, but you fags aren't ready for this conversation
>>218863636the game is not fair. all they did was put eliminations in the hands of the fish to absolve themselves of any blame
>>218863649and bashir and landon
>>218863636those 2 are the only ones that know how to type correctly, its literally impossible to lean homerow typing in 2 days when you have other people already proficient in it. Again, its not rigging, its just a retarded idea.
This video shit is lowley Jets worst idea. Youre supposed to build tension and make them crazy. Now theyre basically clocking into a shift on the show then going home to games and cheese fries
>>218863686She's like 4'10. Tight little piece.
I feel ya Landon
>>218863682many are saying this.and give the twins different outfits every day.
>>218863679type of dude to really do this
>>218863562freddy doesn't deserve any respect they should fly him out and beat the shit out of him until he's motionless in a puddle of his own blood piss and shit off cam
>>218863700I'm not short, brown, or fat. We've been over all of this and you're delusional if you're going to base your arguments off of shit that isn't true. Faggot. You're acting like a faggot.
enter
>hire a minimum wage camera worker>he just holds the camera wobbly and doesnt know how to do anything
>>218863655Fuck you fred simp. Suck his tiny little itty bitty penis you queer
>>218863733brutal
>>218863315I'm assuming you're saying the "comedy professional" is Sam? Did you see Extreme Peace? I'd hardly call Sam a comedy professional.
the tiger is starting to doubt the headband...
rapidly cooling off on landon
>>218863619its dire... make the call jet
>>218863620>emmafags are blacked cucksright, interesting
>>218863679he would think this is awesome and do it
>>218863701based poop.
>>218863470Jet obviously saw something handheld once and thinks it makes it more “kino”
Good tts to tell him about the headband
195lbs at 5'9" isn't fat, nor is it short. Both are average metrics of measurement in the United States.
>>218863697Sam could be a vibe nuke and berating them to do something rarely had the intended affect. But he at least tried to get shit to happen when he was around and it usually lead to content.Jet is fully satisfied with having them play video games in silence all day.
>>218863749It's just rigged for Bashir or JD to win
ngl.......I would take jimmy at this point
>>218863487>>218863636>we can't come up with any new ideas, so the show is just about the challenges nowSurely, he's just talking out of turn, and this isn't Jet and Ben's official take
>>218863769If they got this specifically for Bingo and Bongo's duo typing test it would redeem the entire challenge.
Bringing on Eggman would create content but Jet is afraid Eggy’s proximity to r9k will get too much into hack blasters territory
>>218863791aka indians
>>218863697>sam would berate the fish if they're being uninterestingThat never fucking worked
when does the emma fleshlight release
>>218863807not enough silly gags this season
>>218863786what'd he do?
fishtank is the best when everyone is in costume
>>218863768you're acting like a short fat brown spergwhich you are
>>218863470they did that 2 seasons ago
>>218863781
>>218863807Jimmy stop begging to be let on the show its looking desperate now
>>218863763I'd be fine with that too, sounds like it's still more content than anything else in this season
Hair is like the easiest thing to change to get favor with the audience. Some of these fish are so dumb
>>218863816but it was still funny to see them get grilled.
>>218863769that would actually be funny so no
>>218863799thats fat
>>218863684they should do it the other way around, the first half of the show is fuck with each other and try and get them to leave, then do elimination style challenges for the last remaining fish in the last half
>>218863817Comes pre-lubed with authentic African-American semen.
>>218863531Yeah what this guy said
>>218863823true
>>218863718bashir is whiter than him
>>218863799Everything that's not tall is short according to women, nobody cares about slightly above average.
>>218863807we haven’t even lost half the cast yet and it’s already this grim… i think we might need him
>>218863807nah fuck that, shut it down if it gets to that point.
>>218863695do americans really?
>>218863816The rape of Angela was a direct result of Sam telling Wrench they're being boring and wants something interesting to happen
>>218863576He knows the consequences of an all cheese fries diet and has made peace with his choices.
>>218863771Sorry I like actual content and don't just want to watch JD of all fucking people. I don't like any of these retards, including Freddy, I just wanna watch a show that's entertaining you stupid worthless namefag piece of garbage
>>218863823mints actually thinks this
>>218863807lets not get too crazy now
>>218863830they should just do it off camera so no one even sees it or knows about it they should just beat the shit out of him and kill him
>>218863664did this happen haha wtf
>>218863831This
>>218863809>this isn't Jet and Ben's official takedid you miss Jet seething in basement at the camera when Bashir got eliminated?all he could say was "IT WAS A FAIR GAME AND WE ARE TRYING TO MAKE THIS FAIR. NOT SUBJECTIVE."
>>218863799195lbs 5"9 relatively lean and you're buff af195lbs 5"9 not lean and you're fat af165-175lbs with mid bodyfat is a pretty normal weight to be at 5"9
>my hobby is video gamesUmm yikes. No wonder he's a virgin.
giving landon a wolfcut is objectively funnier than mullet
>>218863863They're to only people who're brutally honest and doesn't just kiss ass.
>>218863863as well as every fan with a level head on their shoulders
>humiliation ritual for Landon as punishment for bullying Jet and Ben when he was drunkWe all knew it was coming
>>218863883100%
>>218863880>>my hobby is video games99% percent of the auditions for this season
why is jet steering landom away from the mullet wtf
>>218863823funny enough I think costumes were a big key to jackass's or even wilds boyz success. tremaine knew what he was doing
>>218863883he would look like ella kek
we are so fucking backthe wiggers have snapped out of it and are back on trackim thinking we should just weather the storm because its gonna be alright in the endwhos with me?
>another day of nontentBring him on the show Jet. It’s time
>>218863880my hobby is also video gamesi'm also a virginthere may be a pattern here
>>218863800on one hand you have no berating and the fish don't do anything anyway, on the other you have Sam vibe nuking and they don't do anything, at least the audience get to see something interesting
drakes hair is way too tall compared to the height of his face. he really should get it cut a lot shorter.
>jet cucking content ah okay so it is purposeful i get the show now
>>218863875yup I saw it live last night
>>218863900imagine her riding your cock like that holy shit
why are people to sketchy about their hair? wtf it will grow back unless you are ben and vance
>It's only fair to give the audience what they want>Landon has a better understanding of the show than the guys who have been running it for 5 seasons
>>218863905the wolf cut is way funnier
What if Sam and Bam both want to host season 6?
>>218863878Can confirm, I'm that height and I've been all of those things as I got into shape and eventually settled on what was easy to maintain.
IF YOU LISTEN CLOSELY TO THE SHAVING SOUND IT SAYS NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>>218863664Is that what he looks like now? Jesus he put on the pounds
>>218863891exactly, jet knows all the girls are there for clout
>>218863799>average>United StatesThere's your problem nigga. You are likely 30% bodyfat if you are that height and weight, which is fat as fuck.
>>218863863the female ones think he is a sweetie cutie pie totally by accident
>>218863906they should have the twins do the zebra bit
When does the rape begin in the basement?
>>218863816They're not fucking doing anything anyway so why does it matter? Better than watching coddle "it's only day 9!" friendtank
>wolfcut>keeps his headband on anyway so we can’t even tell the difference
>>218863942not really
Barbers are white genocide factories taking normal guys and making them look like Joeyy
How is a social worker going to deny Bingo disability? It takes less than 15 seconds of seeing her to know that she's a complete autistic retard. She even looks Native, which gives her massive minority status. I guess its just like the VA where its almost impossible to get disability as a disabled combat vet, but any retard that pushed papers in the navy for a few years can get 80 or 90% for anxiety.
>>218863487>we want it to be a high tension gameshow>come up with a challenge JD is practically guaranteed to win
>side effect of my haircut, you might get some pussyCan I get this dude's number?
retarded fucking paypigs think the mullet is funnier than wolf cut
>>218863863Everyone hates jet but autists don't hide it
>>218863954What do you think Mints is there for?
>>218863587I had a buddy growing up that found fruit to be disgusting. He hated all of it and refused to eat any of it. Vegetables? No problem. But fruit would get a physical reaction out of him.
>1300 viewers on Kick>we know at least half of those are botsGrim
>>218863923>at least the audience get to see something interestingExactly. Bottom line is Sam understood the show is ultimately for the audience and Jet just doesn't get it.
>>218863954No hot girls this season, everyone know Jet rapes them now and scared away all the hos.
>>218863926it's the chad pompadour
did emma get her hair cut?
OH NO NO NO HE FUCKED DRAKES HAIR UP. BRUNO MARS ASS
>>218863975What was the wolf cut? I didnt see that part of the show
>>218863852>whiterYou either are White or not and both are not
>>218863976Supreme gentleman
>>218863940Same height atmweighing around 182lbs at peak of my bulk and gonna cut in about 3 weeks. Even 182lbs lean is swole
>>218863984Already and over 50% drop in viewers in 3 days
Okay guys we hear you, yesterday was boring vibe repairs. dont worry because today we got crazy stuff planned like hair cuts and typing on the computer and maybe we will buy them pizza for dinner!!Hell house!!
>>218863989barber needs privacy with her
>>218863955What are they supposed to do with nothing to react to? Other than pour ketchup in each others luggage again… they need challenges
Vicky was raped
Drake's haircut is fucked up lol
is it true that jd's girlfriend is actually a guy?
This should have been the final shot of Fishtank. They did everything they could with the formula by this pointEverything post-season 3 is basically a soft reboot
Drake has the kind of haircut a single mom gives her half black son
>>218863866All i did was call him pathetic. I said to another anon the other day you guys are right and he would be decent on the show. I still think he is jimmy tier begging to be on
>>218863971they wanted to do "lowest score on the enslave site gets eliminated", BUT Landon would lose
landon looks nervous about his hair cut
>>218863975They don’t go outside and don’t know mullets are the most popular haircut now
They nerfed James Drake
>>218863973Emma you're not allowed to have your phone in the tank.
>>218863988its too much, though. also, having it shorter would make his face look longer and thus more chad like
I wonder if Bingo can even handle a haircut
bald fade time!
>>218864016How come the people who watch this shit are so unimaginative
>>218864025His mom cuts his hair. He's never been to a barber in his life.
>>218863447Gonna overdose on all this content
What would have Sam about these nontent days? Oh yeah nothing, now stop bitching and begging for Sam back
inb4 Landon describes a haircut, gets exactly that haircut, then freaks out because in his mind it would be different
"just fuck my shit up"
>so uhhh... how would you like it?>i well ummm want it cut downdo autistics really when they get their hair cut?
that brotha don't know how to sissor cut a style like a wolf cut. Brothas like him only know simple fade styles
>>218864006they need.... Goldstriker
what hair cut should the twinnies get thoughbeit
>>218863799Im overweight at 6ft 200lbs nigga
Black boi took james drake’s aura
>>218864021you're objectively correct about that but your mistake is in thinking literally any freddy fan thinks he's not that. we just want content for fucking once. also stop namefagging homo
>like THIS picture? literally?>... alright bet let's go for itlmfao
Aight bet, fuck it.
>>218863976sad thing elliot roger wasnt ugly, just severely mentally ill.
the nigga is acting more ghetto around landon for some reason.
>>218864047>THIS ISN'T HOW THE CHEESE FRIES HAIRCUT LOOKS IN WISCONSIN!
There is 0% chance a black barber knows how to do a layered wolfcut
>>218863880I snowboard and I'm a virgin.
>>218864055corn rows
>>218863999bashir is white, nick is not
check the whiteboard>giant keyboard ships tuesdayso they might be doing a bit for the challenge
>>218864046>i think fishtank SUCKS!
>>218864040I’m referring to Jet having done everything he could come up with
the nigga barber made me laugh>aight bet fuck it
>>218864052Yes "just thin it out a bit"
>>218864046>do something interesting
this show sucks without vicky
kek hes actually doing it
i really hope landon's harcut fucks
>>218864063If I ever hear a barber say this I'm getting up and walking out
>>218864053This
>>218864042wait I haven't seen anise cutting his hair
>now play nigger music
>>218864078nice transparency
>Letting a black barber cut a white man's hair
>>218864089everyone is saying this
>>218864074how is that possible?
>I'm just doing what the audience wants>I think that's more important than my own prideimagine if jet had this mindset
>>218864102restream nuke
>>218864046all seasons with sam have had some sort of storyline btw
>>218864016i understand why they are still milkin itbut you are righti will remember this as the official end and stop watching
he should give landon's beard an insanely sharp dominican style lineup
>>218863999We know Nick the Spic is not white
>>218864107It's Jet's barber. Wiggers don't know anything
>>218864098every time i think of anissa i get erecti think i have a problem
>>218864078AI but good edit
GIVE ME THE PROPER HAIRCUT!
>>218864016I have to say, these shots + the black screen and message at the bottom saying "BURT HAS WON THE FISHTANK" or whatever it was was pretty kino
>>218864107there is something deeply spiritually concerning about this. turkish barber is valid though.
>>218864107this. it's gonna be terrible. that ain't a gay brotha.
>>218864078well that ruins it
>>218864107For me, it's gotta be either a old white dude or a wop
Vibe Rephair Cut
its been like 5+ seasons of me asking for Braptank and clearly we aren't getting it
>>218864078wait what whiteboard
Man, black people music sucks
>>218864077>bashir is white
>>218864078thats from last week though
>>218864002For sure. I went from close to 200 and fat from growing up mostly sedentary to 150 lean before bulking to about 190 lean. Looked cool, but I wound up settling for around 170-175 because it still looked good and took maybe half as much working out to maintain and let me scale back to only eating 1-2 people's worth of food every day.
>>218864133nah
BittyFitty status?
Can I get a qrd for the day? I EXPECTED nothing to happen because one single thing of value happened yesterday (rainbow door seige)Is this another vibe repair day?
>>218864052what else am i supposed to say?! you guys say something different???
>>218864110How come Vicky is like 25 but she acts like a 50 tear old divorced alcoholic aunt
>be jet>go on craiglist>look for "barber">choose the cheapest option possible>it's some dude from the projects who has a shaver>no experience or training>probably one of dozens of side hustles he does between drug dealsJET IT UP
>playing atlanta rap thats not gucci mane, future or young thug
>>218864078You are mistaken, its going to be a one off bit with the twins that will just handycap them more
>>218864065Nah, male hapas in america have zero options, neither asians nor whites see them as being in their tribe
I feel like I'm having deja vu. Did they do a bit in a past season where they swagged out an autist or something and it actually helped his confidence? I feel like that's what they are going to go for here. Was it Daniel last season or something?
>>218864055they need to beat landon, bingo wouldn't but hopefully bongo will
>>218864112I have money to snowboard for a reason.
I wasn't watching, is Bingo actually on Seroquel? Or were people just saying that because she's clearly disturbed.
>>218863357Jon LettyCole SummerAlex B BinxFreddy DirencJames Drake Twins
He is fucking his hair up lmao
Emo Landon kinda cute!
>He's cutting the long hair with a razor and not scissorsOh man he's gonna end up up FUCKED
AIGHT, BET
josie streaming in 15 minutes!!!
Oh no...
>>218864152hi-c is kino
this n-bomb has never given anyone a wolf cut in his life
>computer typing>call of duty>haircuts>cheesy bread>vibe repair day 5 out of a possible 8just kill this dogshit show already
>>218864169Or Migos
>>218864188Josie haircut
>>218864169
>>218864176OH NONONO...
>>218864123kek this
>>218864082No you weren't
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773664511053347.mp4
this could go either two ways:>landon likes the new haircut and adopts a new cool personality based on it>landon hates the new haircut and spergs out (drunk POS)
JUST
nigga has no idea how white people hair works
bros this is not looking good
Nigga gone give him a wolfcut with trimmers. He might be the goat
thats looking awful lmao
Fuck this shit I'm watching bloodgames clips
>>218864188>aight bet fuck it
>>218864172Sam told tj to wear shoes
>>218864176CLIPPERS HAHAHAHA
>>218864078>marky
>Not even using scissorsThey really did find a random brotha in some projects and asked if he had a shaver lmao
>>218864192you know it’s over when even tayfags are making sense
>>218864152a lot of it is pretty cool but it's been absolute trash the past 15 years or so
>>218864151How do blind niggas find this thread
>>218864176why not just use scissors?
>>218864189>baba-ta-baba-ta-baba-ta bitches>dada-ta-da-dada-dada-money>baba-ta-baba-ta-baba-ta bitches>dada-ta-da-dada-dada-money
>>218864161I'm not exaggerating when I say the only thing that happened was a dance competition for JD's new song
WHAT KIND OF STRAIGHT MAN CUTS OTHER MENS HAIR??
IT NEEDS LAYERS. YOU CANT LAYER WITH CLIPPERS
landon is going to end up looking like some medieval peasant
>>218864230
short hair landon looks like a pop punk singer that got cancelled for grooming minors
Never let a black person touch your hair
I’m sure this gentleman has had proper training to service all hair types from all races. Whatever the outcome, landon should thank him for his hard work
>>218864250barbering is the fastest growing profession in the US
I would never let a nigger cut my hair.
THEY'RE FORMIN IN A STRAIGHT LINE
>>218864201i miss her
Your barber makes this face giving you a cut>what you doin?
>>218864252Kek
>>218864240He's never used scissors in his life he's a black barber.
wait, is he actually trying to get a wolfcut from a black guy?
Now shave Mints head bald
>>218864272Landon would look good with the Dee Dee cut
>>218864052did this 3 days ago
>>218864161over 24 hours since the door siege, i feel back for cucumberfeet having to recap this slop
Jet is very handsome
looks more like a 70s musician than a wolf
this stupid nigger
KWABOTY
>>218864272we had head... we could have had a legit jamband in the tank
barber just said half way there
>>218864290KEK
>>218864276i never would've sat in a chair with a nigger holding clippers
they shoulda had the erotic barber on
>doing a cut that relies on layering with clippersfucking kek
>almost thereit's not even close kek
LANDON LOVES BERRIES AND CREAM
>>218864292Todays recap gonna be 5 minutes long at best
>>218864301kek what a retarded nigger
>>218864301>>218864309>man this foo look like a serial killer
>>218864152Underground nigger music is way better than the jew approved record label stuff
>>218864301lmao
>he getting the bingo bongo special cut
>>218864276HAHAHAHA
>>218864301>>218864309>perfect thank you
>>218864301shouldn't he have wavy hair for this to work even remotely?
>>218864241yes and it’s KINOhttps://youtu.be/JPdscMU8iEg?si=IROVd8UBrGAE7qEB
>>218864301>>218864309this is the most fucked up thing theyve done this season loool
>>218864301
nigga lookin like the third twin. call that nigga a triplet.
>barber staring at you intensely while shaking his head
Bashir apparently writing some Charls Carroll type shit he says
He should've gotten the Negative XP bullet haircut, it actually works on ugly people.
>>218864161They made the fish complete 25 random tasks on the computers. The twins have the highest IQ of the girls and landon confirmed
>shakes his head in disbelief at how bad it looks
>the only funny thing wasn't even planned by production
>>218864276lmfao
he is gonna end up looking like lord farquaad, he doesnt have the right hair for a textured wolf
LOOKING COOL LANDON
>>218864078Barbie Dreamhouse Tank
>>218864175I don't think she said out loud. Just that it's a controlled substance.
my nigga look like a squire
>>218864172think you're talking about Seth, which reminds me of how shit S4 was as well
>>218864330no you just need to cut the hair into layers with scissors but a black barber wouldn't know that
they are fucking his shit up bad
>>218864322as a White person what kind of trauma has to happen to you in childhood to make you end up liking nigger music?
This man is a hair terrorist
>>218864200Yes I was. What else can Jet do, he is out of ideas he built on the base idea and then did a subversion. Now he can just do the same things over again with different details
>>218864301>>218864309I’m crying
Landon should've gone for the mullet
JUST FARQUAAD MY SHIT UP SENPAI
Black barber was a good bit. Thanks Jet
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
How are Bingo and Bongo? Are they okay? Are they safe?
he's basically a napoleon dynamite character. he's supposed to have a shitty haircut
>>218864195Hell yeah>Culture 2Aww...
its completely fucked and uneventhis nigger is retarded
>>218864346smarter than drake, because drake is not a quitterhe doesn't skip.
>>218864270SameIf I were in the tank right now I would refuse no matter whatIf the wiggers threatened consequencesI would leaveEnjoy your show where nothing happensNice elimination day on wendsday, faggotsWhat a shart of a season
>>218864357That looks slaaaaaayyyy as fuck
>>218864373STFU
everyone thank the nigga for this content
FUCK IS THIS NIGGA DOIN!!!!!!!!
>>218864192Stop killing cats and just give your snake normal pet food
barber leaning away from him while he cuts
>>218864382Bingo drawingBongo snooze time
>straight up laughing at him
I would want to kill Jet if this happened to me
>>218864381lmfao
>>218864349This is ALWAYS the way kek
>>218864369No father figure or millennial dork father.
Holy fucking Farquaad
>>218864381look how they massacred my boy
>>218864366welp i guess this prince valiant cut is also fine
Finally a good fucking bit
>>218864365literal worst contestant in fishtank history, the same show that had ted, jd and megan
>>218864381>>218864399>i want the bingo>say no more senpai
>who?
PADDY PIMBLETT
Haven’t been watching since the dance gay challenge. Has anything happened? Why is there a black man giving Landon a haircut?
trust the plan nigga
Let the twins fix it. They strike me as the type of girls that cut their own hair
looking straight up medieval
>>218864078almost got me
Literally takes like 45-60mins to do a real wolfcut from where landon started from
>>218864349everything funny that has happened this season wasnt intended
>>218864432>>218864435HAHAHAAHAHAHA
Even the barber is looking at his shit like this
Is this the wiggers revenge for the drunk POS challenge?
Would you trust Jet if he told you "trust the plan"?
>>218864172Are you talking about when they pretended like Daniel was on production to gas him up or when they made Seth act like a wigger?
>>218864425the new wigger cameraman that sucks at his job
I feel bad for LandonThey fucked him up
>>218864052I go to a Chinese barber specifically because they barely speak English, so they don't really bother asking how I want it; they just ask what numbah and get to cutting. Also, I'm blonde, so they get really excited when they get to deal with my hair.
Which Hapsburg is that
>>218864432>MOG ME WILL YA?
>>218864381looks awesome desu
It's over
goranian or neptunian bit?
I kinda fw it tho
>>218864425Production guy who assaulted Head
>>218864330you need thick hair, and it needs to be cut in layers, and it needs to have a lot of constant maintenance and care its like the worst haircut ever for an autistic retard guy
>A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse!
https://booksy.com/en-us/266343_jaybo-da-barber_barber-shop_134770_atlanta#ba_s=seo
nigga gave him the x god
>>218864446lmao
>>218864446lmfao
>>218864435We got a classic shot right here
>>218864446>asking for a layered haircut from a black barberah hell nah
still looks better than jets
james drake haircut looks like shit too but he saves it by having a chad face
>>218864466goranian i have to say
>>218864442What's a wolf cut?
>he looks like Tom Greenlmaooo
>>218864442You also have to spend 30 minutes in the mirror every morning to make it look good.
>>218864437one of them said the cut both their hiar
would they bother rigging up something like this?
>>218864396OK mints
idk the haircut kinda fits
>>218864441yeah i made this 2 days ago with ai anticipating the challenge. you got me.https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/218779319/#218780131
>>218864369we'll never know.Personally, I think they just lack confidence and they mistake nigger low iq swag as confidence and correlate the two.True that people always hate music they don't listen to, but there really is no reason for a white person to unironically lower themselves to this. They aren't even allowed to sing along because n-bombs, it's literally music you are not allowed to enjoy, but some wiggers eat it up.
Mullet would look better than this shitty cut
>>218864486this one's really brutal
>>218863369Landon is TJ then
>>218864452no it's the red head guy on prod
>>218864446this is the hardest ive laughed all season
landon went from metal head to emo7th grade changes everyone...
brotha didn't pick up scissors one time, for a style that requires sissors
beautiful
new>>218864496>>218864496>>218864496
>>218864450been doing this for the past 3 years
as much as landon is nontent unless he's drunk his reactions to production are so matter of a fact i have to love that
>>218864466Goranian that miraculously turned Neptunian
>he gave her the vicky
>>218864486Is this real?
>>218864446funniest thing this season
>nigger trying to make a layered wolf cut with only clippers
BERRIES AND CREAM BERRIES AND CREAM>dicktip is craaaazy
freddy got fingered mentioned
>>218864456he should've gotten the mullet. Maybe it can be converted into one to save his cut
>>218864399>give me the sallet cut
beard lookin clean tho ngl
>>218864508where tf is it from then
>>218864501nope, stop giving yourself high expectations. it will be the most boring regular typing challenge you can imagine, some faggot like jd will win and he will shoot the twins.
vicky void filled
>yup, close enoughKek
Landon kinda looks like he has runescape long hair
>>218864381Bingo, Bongo and Ringo
>>218864456Anything was an improvement from the homeless long hair, aka typical male fishtank fan hair
>>218864550he should have gotten braids
YEP
>YUP DAS ENUFF
>>218864290I need you to step outta the car sir
>>218864446Type of shit to go viral on twitter
>>218864566idk. someone else posted it in that thread and i just remembered seeing something about a keyboard and went back to find the pic.
the best part about fishtank is that if you don't like something you can switch camsor just like turn the fucking stream off and fuck off faggots
Holy shit weve got leafyishere in the tank
>>218864498that was bong
dudea mullet would've fit Landon so well
penis design in hair
>>218863556deal
>JD is just taking a break from his 300k a year job to hang out on Fishtank
>>218865015Fucking dogshit casting. At least Cole was funny.
>>218864478HAHAHAHA knew i wasnt the only one thinking he got the dosia cut
