James Drake edition>/ftl/ NEWS:-- The fish are getting a haircut from a professional barber-- Elimination on Wednesday , typing challenge, winner gets bullet-- Nothing is happening, vibe repair day-- EnSlave job opened, fish can earn money by completing mini games, puzzles, moderating chat rooms and more.-- Production have asked Antara to come-- JD has a new theme song https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774275784058872.mp4-- Computer lab is open-- Jet is doing a bit where he's trying to make the twins believe he's an alien-- Bashir was eliminated, returned, but wanted to leave again-- Vicky left>Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5Previous: >>218864496
landon's VRIL is completely fucked after that haircut
>>218865854Drake's phenotype is extinct among zoomers.He's possible the last person who'll look like a 90s hot guy actor in the world.
>launches vampire race war or builds hyper capitalist empire that uses orphans for food, power and entertainment in your minecraft server>does it all while you're singing your kumbaya's with your gay friends how do you respond without sounding mad?
>>218866043I just imagined him speak and laugh with a high pitched voice kek
what are the tards doing to their hair
>>218866043
>>218866043>HES NEVER HAD A SHRINKING POTION
wtf are they doing?
built for smooching and neck kisses
TLPLP
the fish and the viewers are bored out of their minds and jet is doing nothing about it
James Drake has confirmed Friendtank btw.
>both Bashir and JD want to shoot the twinsso uhhh whats the plan?
Why does he think this looks good
I don't think Sam will make an appearance
Jet will not do anything to improve the viewer experience until paypigs start boycotting, and the paypigs are happy with the most boring slop you can possibly imagine.This show is fucked. Nobody on production actually cares about making something entertaining to watch.
simp posting this season is so forced
>>218867111being retarded
>>218865983looks like a millenial trapped in 2010-2012
>>218867135good
>>218867118
>>218867130Gay sex
>even james drake thought the show would be harderL M A O
>>218867130When did JD say that?
>>218867135Bam is only book for this week, he accidentally let it slip
>Yeah uh....we're working real hard in trying to get a furry freeloader on right now. That's content, right?
I like James Drake
>>218867111>>218867146bein cuties :3}
>>218867154She needs to wear these pants again
>>218867154GYATT DAYUM
How hard is it to get Bingo her meds? It shouldn't take more than two hours tops.
>the challenge is already creating 3 days of nontent between the coder and a phd student so everyone else will do little to nothing>the joke is a giant keyboard for the challenge.This ain’t it.
>another elimination where a fish gets to choosejet you are so fucking retarded
>>218867177
i get the vibe that james drake is a military kid
>>218867135I don't want him to be here, but his influence behind the scenes is missed. the "fishtank" part is completely gone this season.now please stop talking about this gay shit already
>>218867132I hate that cut>I call it the jimmy neutron floof
"exciting stuff for the rest of the night" incoming, fuck you Jet!
there should be no eliminations. it should be an endurance challenge where you only leave when you can't handle the tank anymore (i.e. charity, vicky, head). there should be no specified end date.
It's 2026 and I still love Binx!
>>218867187SUPER KEYBOARD NIGGA
>>218867132
>we're gonna move on to our exciting stuffthey're gonna play more halo and then landon is gonna eat more veggies
>>218867132He hasn't altered anything about his hair, or fashion since 2010.
>one more confessional then we're doing some exciting stuff for the nightwhat's the exciting stuff?
>>218867187>muh sprinter
>ALRIGHT YA GOT LANDONkek
>>218867210kill yourself die die die!!!!
>>218867187>>the challenge is already creating 3 days of nontent between the coder and a phd student so everyone else will do little to nothingIT'S A FAIR CHALLENGE, EVERYONE GETS A SHOT.IT'S NOT RIGGED THAT'S THE POINT. ANYONE CAN GO HOME.ITS HIGH STAKES
>>218867224cod zombies tournament
>exciting stuff starting soonoh boy
yt playlist niggers... we won.
oh no they ruined landon’s hair
Does Tayleigh have a job? She posts in the chat more than Jimmy.
>>218867206this, or do eliminations towards the end of the show where the stakes are super stacked, weekly eliminations work on shit like Big Brother because the audience vote who they want to stay
Nice haircut faggot
>>218867202We’ve hit peak >Jet mogs the fanshaven’t we?
Landon is the only entertaining fish at this point
god landon is such a fucking retardhe's somehow significantly lower iq than the tard twins
>exciting stuff for the nightyeah ok
I stopped watching days ago and just read the thread.It's moving so slow now as well kek this show is done.
>exciting stuff soonPIZZA DANCE PARTY INCOMING
>>218867243she's an entrepreneur
cut faggot codys hair now
Wait, there was a ghost politics distrack last night? I missed that, and links?
>>218867166He did? Really?
landon's retarded whiny voice talking about bullshit really makes me laugh
>theres discord trannies posting in this thread>twitter tourists posting in this thread>newfags posting in this thread>profound amounts of metafag /bant/ shit in every single threadits just not the same. the moment someone leaves fishtank, a discord is made and people flock to them for their one second of fame. grim..
>>218867251Landon is 75 IQBongo is 50 IQBingo is 60 IQ
>>218867245the contestants vote off who leaves in big brother
>>218867210Evil nontent hag.
S3 > S2 > S1 > S4 > S5After Season 3 was the peak of Fishtank it's clear that Sam and Jet have run out of ideas. Every season will get worse and lose more viewers. Dead show.
>>218867132he's good looking so it still works. just look at leon kennedy and people trying to copy his look
Landon’s hate for ghostpolitics isn’t exaggerated at all lol who the fuck even is that
>>218867233>"it's fair">make a challenge that fagd, whom everyone hates, has zero competition in>he votes out the twins and there is zero content for the rest of the seasongood plan wiggers
>MFW pull a knife on jet
>>218867187enhance
Landon, or Boingo getting eliminated will be a disaster.
>>218867243her bf's kfc job provides for her
No way this bitch fasted for Ramadan.
Jokes aside, is Landon legitimately retarded or have some mental disorder? He talks so slow it sounds like he's having to think really hard about what words to use
>Hey Jet we've done 4 season now we have great plans this time right?>order a giant keyboard yo... shit will be mad funny
>>218867270it's the only good thing about him imo
Freeloader tonight?
>>218867279old /pol/ lolcow
anything happened today havent watched ?
>im a strong comparer
>>218867284Bongo is a rapist
>>218867187I thought that was what they were doing with the typing challenge. It'll give me a chuckle, with them realizing how much time they've wasted practicing.
How long do we actually think the twins have?Are they really gonna make it to the end? Or do we think someone will actually eliminate them soon?I'm a twins fan, but I also wouldn't mind if they went home so I don't have to pay attention anymore, also to prove that Jet won't rig shit just because a contestant is popular (Bashir doesn't count, he was only gone for a few hours)
>FISHTANK WILL NEVER BE AS BIG WITHOUT ALEX B
>>218867277The whales have absolutely nothing else going on in their lives. They will continue to support this boring dogshit until Jet/Ben decide it isn't making enough money or they get bored with it.
This is the face of evil
no scott no fishtank
>>218867279https://youtu.be/EvWHePYwC78
>>218867279He's just a boomer podcaster that fakes rage to collect paypiggy donos from people like Landon. Landon is seething because Ghost kicked him out of some inner group of viewers.
>>218867294Well one of those is getting the boot. Take solace in the fact that it's a fair competition!
the exciting shit is gonna suck so bad and we all need to stop watching after that
I wasn’t watching earlier, did they fuck up Landon’s hair the most?
How can I hire a remote indian GF? is it expensive?
>>218867273in UK big brother the contestats nominate 2-3 people and one of them is voted off, the public get 5 votes for who they want to stay, so they can stack on one person or spread amongst a few
>>218867273The contestants don’t know who’s driving the content & house dynamics in that show; if they did the show “fairly” it would be unwatchable by week 5-6
>>218867304insha'Allah
i know that i am a very strong competitor
>>218867300no. you just never think about what you say before spewing verbal diarrhea. this is why nobody likes you but you refuse to acknowledge itloser
>>218867300He’s literally the living embodiment of the slow janitor joke.
>>218867304hope sojet said some girl who wears diapers applied.
>im a strong competitor because people dumpped stuff on meThis feels like exploitation
>>218867322>THIS IS THE BIGGEST SHOW YOU'LL EVER BE A PART OF
>>218867296looks like a dude ngl. big jaw
>>218867296most muslims gain weight during ramadan because its just eat breakfast, dont eat lunch, gorge dinner
>>218867296Most muzzies gain weight during Ramadan. Its literally just skipping lunch while eating massive feasts morning and night.
sometimes i check the threads and i can’t tell if the show is on or not
>>218867325Brown and soulless
>>218867351worked for letty
this dumb bitch is still just lip syncing to shitty music all day
>sir another elimination has just hit the tank
>>218867321>do we think someone will actually eliminate them soonBashir didn't rule out eliminating themJD will eliminate them because he is a gay rapist
they should have skyrim in fishtank
ALERT guys guys guys guys guysaLERTmizzy is LIVE !!!!!!!!!!!
>>218867300you should apply for the show
>>218865983How old is he?
>>218867315goofy haircuts
>I BET YOU'VE NEVER TYPED ON A GIANT KEYBOARD BEFORE>DON'T NEED NETFLIX ANYMORE AM I RIGHT
>>218867296i dated a sea muslim chick once. they fast all day yeah but then they stuff their fat faces at night and party
Remember when Alex B brought a gun to Vegas to kill Sam lmao
>>218867300Very obviously Autistic brudda
>>218867351it happens every time. also quit namefagging already
>>218867321I don't think anybody will vote the twins off outright other than Emma, but that implies that she gets TWO MORE elims because she will eliminate Bash next given the chance
>for any interviewees, join the fishtank basement telegram chat>intervieweesbruh
>>218867352Sam was right
>>218867367>Niggas say this thing is hotter than the 34 year old blue haired hag
>>218865854
Would you like Bashir if he was of actual Arab decent and not just a blue eyed MENAboo
>>218867367Did you seriously expect anything meaningful from her?
>>218867345he always looks so very sad
>they just hit the second tower
>funny and attractive
This is who is giving the wigger's their ideas.
>>218867367based nontent whore
>>218867386they were speedwalking everywhere they went it was pretty funny
Anisa is funny and attractive
>>218867300Yes, he's a low IQ autist. Pretty common, go to any Walmart and you'll see a Landon working as the Janitor.
>>218867285>>make a challenge that fagd, whom everyone hates, has zero competition inBashir is his competition, because he is the smartest guy in the house
>>218867132Because it does.
>>218867330I always assumed this dude was just trolling, i remember people posting about him years back
>>218867392It was true for Sam too
>she is an attractive lady
Clavicular should be the next freeloader
I like how Landon's explanation for not fucking Anissa is "she has a husband" and not "i'm a fuck ugly retarded virgin"
>>218867332
>>218867388>also quit namefagging alreadyIm vibe nuking these threads.
woww landon is all about that latina booty
>>218867383>alright jet can i leave now?
I said several days ago that Landon probably has scurvy
>>218867321Bongo is probably resilient enough to handle the whole 30 days, JD is too much of a white knight fag to vote them off
mommy mentioned
>>218867279What was his reaction to the disstrack? I missed it
>>218867392also correct
>>218867402No wonder Sam quit
>>218867402Seems about right
>>218867300Landon is in kayfabe, brother
>I hope I answered it to the best of my abilities kek i love that retard
>>218867395go back to /bant/ fuckface
landon is such as a chad for sleeping next to anissa to give her company because she's lonely and attractive
>>218867300Like two more notches on his autism and he’s Chris Chan tier
>>218867296stop giving her dumb bit attention
>>218867386kek following alex b while that was going on was some of the little kino we had during the vegas trip. I remember seeing him walk into a casino on live and not knowing what would happen
>>218867402
>>218867443They will fuck
>>218867402It was a perfect question for someone like Bashir thoughbeit. Was funny watching him squirm
this autist is really making production seethe huh
I still don't think this is the worst season, we all just forget how bad the show can get sometimes
by exciting stuff, they meant the first freeloaders are coming
>>218867370No fucking way Bashir shoots the Twins, right???
I just got home. What has Emma done today?
>r u hecking wolf guy?>that is very hard questionAll autists are so autistic about identifying with animals.
>>218867410>smart = type fast?
I think this house needs some pizza
how tf do you burn rice
what was the point of this room? wasn't it supposed to be full of fruit every day or something?
>>218867421yeah no kidding you've been doing it since the beginning. and it fucking sucks and not even in a slightly funny way like your beloved jd
JD just has an ugly essence. He's just instantly detestable. Pretty interesting actually.
my face between mizzy's fat cheeks
pay 100 dollars to enter a group chat of fat guys
Landon's answer for if he likes anisa boiled down to >im not a home wrecker
>>218867367we're all stars nowin the mizz show
>>218867325Brown to her haggard bones
The saturation on this camera is turned all the way up
Tiddies
>>218867321With the alien bit, I'd think they'd have plot armor, but who knows how "fair" they want to be now. Could easily make the one shot with the bullet a freeloader while saving the other, if someone where to pick them.
>>218867396I like Bashir because he is a blue eyed weeb muslim obsessed with wearing insane outfits
>>218867474Yep. They don't think it be like it but it do.
>>218867450He became a fucking comedic genius during the dpos challenge and you could tell he knew what he was doing
>>218867461s2 was way worse at times. actually fucking nothing for days at a time.however there was still the hope that jet would stop being a lazy retard or sam would show up and make them do something entertaining. that hope no longer exists.
jd telling the camera he pissed in the rice for bam's friendtank stream
He PISSED in the rice?
"exciting stuff" means some neutral nontent freeloader right
>>218867321I think they’ll last the whole time but I also want them to leave so I can stop watching because this season fucking sucks and I hate it and I hate Jet and I hate myself for watching.
did JD actually piss in the rice?
>>218867487
>>218867484Thanks man, i've been trying. I appreciate your feedback
if he actually pissed in the rice, that would be a big JD win
JD self-eliminating by claiming he pissed in the rice.
>>218867519no
JD pissed on the rice
Is JD actually gay?
Does it cost money to get images on the dining room TV?
>>218867511this has been actually fucking nothing for days now
>>218867530Definitely
vibe status for the bongobingos?
>>218867492kek it really was exactly that huhat least landon probably just said it because he's retarded and not because he's a deluded moron like jimmy
>>218867483we'll put you in there, then it'll be full of fruit
>>218867461Nontent days in other seasons felt like it could be building to something sometimes. I don’t feel that here, nothing is building and nothing will improve.
>>218867540Aliening their hair
>>218867402All the people with great ideas are just poor I guess
if the twins get eliminated the season is over btw
>>218867336i don't care if an indian bitch is a total smokeshow, going to see her family is going to be a nightmare, everyone barefoot covered in gaudy colorful rags and chintzy jewelry eating slop with their hands and blankly staring out into space, I'll pass but thanks
BINGO IS LOSING A POUND A DAY?JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
>>218867530he's at least bisexual
>>218867492that wasn't even the question
Baby food what the fuck
did jd really piss in the rice
jet is entering exploitation mode with the twins, its kinda weird
>>218867367Scary looking
>>218867526Unless someone captured a moment where that plausibly happened I think he's lying.
tonights exciting content tonight will be.. Baby food mukbang!!
>le baby foodis this the epic exciting content for tonight?
it's insane how so little has happened in the past 3 days
>babyfoodtwins confirmed for pedobaitgood job jet
>>218867520Jesus
>already weighs 90lbs >losing a pound a day>give her baby food and sippy cupsBingo is going to die
>>218867557bongo is
>jet giving up on his retarded idea because the twins are just starving to deathfucking finally
>>218867571yep
>the exciting bit was giving bingo baby foodalright, goodnight
>blackberry is my favorite>bongo has to feed her baby foodbingo finally being fed
this is satanic and feels exploitative
Does.. Bingo usually eat baby food?
>bingo losing a pound a day>giving her baby food to helpthey're gonna kill her
>exclusively running bits for the twins How is this the guy in charge?
>>218867571are you not entertained?
jet confirming bingo and bongo have pedophile viewers
the baby food was probably the exciting stuff for the night
we are so fucking close to total fishtank death
Is Jet going to force these two to use a hamster wheel at some point?
>>218867575Can wait for the "pay $3k to date the twins on the show" bit
Would it be possible to date both Bingo AND Bongo? I think I would do that. I would impregnate both of them to make twins I think.
jet neptune is making the twins eat baby food and wear diapers for his "storyline"
the baby food is making fun of you faggot that like the twins
Im benleaks Im gayCut myself All day
>>218867579that would require burning 3.5k calories a day
>>218867557yeah that's insane. they said she's supposed to be around 100 and she was at 91 a few days ago
>come back>jet is an alien nowwhat the fuck is fishtank even about?
i thought bongo absorbed all of bingos weight gain
They seem surprisingly okay with the idea of Bongo feeding Bingo baby food.
i don't like this
HAHA THE RETARDS ARE EATING BABY FOOD, THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY!!!!!!
getting bingo really gay looking hyper-masculine protein shakes would be funny
>>218867558Are you cucumberfeet? How do you have these high quality mp4s so quick all the time?
>>218867367And she's hit over $3200 in subs alone since the start of the month doing it
>>218867613Isn't that some type of weird fetish Jet has
>>218867357her pussy is online
why is bingo browner than bongo? shouldnt bongo be browner shes the one that goes outside more
>best by july 2026. i don't think that's passed yetbongo you beautiful retard
>>218867618damn, benleaks is hot
Damn the twins do look like crack whores now I see them properly
this scene seems like something straight out of Gummo
All these fat food places down the street and jet orders baby food… what the fuck
>>218867605
the twins are making some funny faces rn please screencap
was it really jet that had the "little" fetish?
>>218867635They already have muscle milk that she’s been drinking.
>>218867630If this is Jet's fetish I 100% get it
>>218867636not him
>>218867555>what the fuck is this>all this food smells like shit>look out theres a sniper
>>218867596>>bingo losing a pound a daytotal nonsense
jet come the fuck on
is the joke that its baby food? like its gross?jet its just fruit and veggies. I know that sounds gross to you but its not
>>218867611anon there's already a fishtoy on the site where you can pay $7000 to come on the show and have a date with one of the fish and aryeh is supposedly buying it to date the twins
>>218867649Its a bit, dickhead
this is a great time forBingo Bongo themehttps://vocaroo.com/148hJHtvPL7X
this sum fetish shit
>stay tuned for tonight's entertainment>we give the twins...baby foodFROM THE DEMENTED FUCKING BRAIN OF JET R. NEPTUNE
Surely even the hate and death TTS dickriders are disappointed at this point right?
this is a meta commentary on the audience being mentally underdeveloped and subsisting on the laziest slop possible
boring ass season
planet earth is like fishtank for the aliens watching us...somn to think about
>>218867655damn she's really gonna be like a holocaust victim after this
Nigger
Isn't baby food basically just like apple sauce? No one would think twice for you eating apple sauce no?
https://youtu.be/mBvatwg47-0Gummo vibes
this would almost be kinda funny if jet wasn't getting off to it
>forcing mid functioning autistic women to eat baby foodThis motherfucker would abuse your grandma if he worked at a nursing home
:(
Jet Neptune turned into Dan Schneider real quick
>>218867590She always goes to eat, but never finishes her food. and she's always complaining about being hungryI'm sure it has to do with nerves and shit, but man I feel bad for her
bingo
this is fucked
ok so this season had 1 good night with drunk piece of shit challenge and the rest has been absolute catastrophic nontent right?
>you enjoy goran sloppa?
anyone else having issues with fishtank.rip?
Is there no immunity this time?
Losing a pound a day isn't that much
Hope jet gets arrested for abusing retards, I should make some reports to health services.
this is so creepy
>>218867675the entertainment is probably jet inserting himself as the alien or whatever
and then they can pee their diapies!
Who's "capping" about what? Why did prod post those notifications?
>Nepstein is back
bongo lowkey a little fat though she can stand to lose a few pounds
Do you guys think Ellie ate the baby food
Jet knocks it out of the park again. Another hilarious bit from the mind of a geniusHow does he keep doing it??
TLP
>>218867701I cannot imagine paying $35 for this
and then we made them eat applesauce
She needs protein.... Baby food doesn't add any weight onto you
Is this their diet at home? They seem so cool with it
yeah......... I'm good on fetishtank
>>218867701the show ended the second vicky walked out the door
>>218867627qrd: jet is an alien and he needs his medicine or he is going to fucking die
Imagine all the sick fucks jerking off to this...
>>218867558I don't think you had to make this one but thanks
>>218867698was thinking the same thing
>>218867709it is if you're 90 lbs retard
This is weird.
>>218867709She only weighed 90lbs to begin with, and that was fully clothed with shoes on.
>>218867720I think because JD said he peed in the food?
>>218867654confirmed
>>218867709It is when you already weigh only 100 lbs
They really should have mizzy come back, give her a chopped haircut no makeup and nobody would recognize her
>bingo incapable of holding a job both inside and outside of the tank
I'm claudiaAnyways Cuck issacAll day
>uhh ben could you get a closeup of bingo eating also make sure the mic is on imma be in my office for a while dont knock
>>218867701few nights week 1 we're okay but Drunk challenge was only real 'fishtank' night imo
why did it have to be baby food, why are we infantalizing contestants that are supposed to be true to themselves?
a jet bit that was 2 days in the making and lasted a whopping 3 minutes
>>218867747I like it but not in a sexual way
don't eat the piss rice
>>218867709Wtf are you talking about losing a pound a day is catastrophic, especially if you're already underweight
a haircut and baby food, its now 8:30pm
Johnny didn't abuse Jet hard enough.
Maybe Bashir winning the bullet to kill off the twins is a good idea after all.....
>>218867735they just play along with every bit, if you haven't noticed
>>218867694He's an orphan. His concept of right and wrong is all fucked up.
epic bit
>>218867647watching them always feels like your watching gummo or american movie
>>218867754why?
Sex with Vicky
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED
>>218867743
i don't like this guy anymore
>first we make them eat baby food then they eat the peepee riceHELLHOUSE
>>218867756
>>218867709if you're 250 pounds maybe
>bashir continuing to drop muslim truthnukes on chuds
>Hey twins, we're going to need reshoot that scene the camera ran out of batteries
>>218867701season died here
This is tonight's entertainment
>>218867783The acid in her blood will melt your dick off
>>218867701first week was good for a first week but its going nowhere
This show is dead, the exciting shit for tonight is some weird fetish shit feeding the twins baby food.There is no way Jet is making a season 6 after this, this show has been dead since the drunk pos challenge.Hate watchers, we've won.
Are they intentionally making this show as boring and unwatchable as possible? I seriously don't get it. How are people still supporting this? I understand watching in the hopes of something happening but actually sending money to these lazy retards is insane.
>>218867775it's nepstein's fault not theirs
>>218867783Stinky, sweaty, awkward sex with vicky
>>218867691apple sauce is baby food and if i saw someone eating it i would call them a baby
>>218867709Maybe if you're obeseFor normal people it's an emergency
>>218867773the crystal gave him ultra instinct
favourite Bam moment from today?
>>218867794you cant handle the truthbomb
>>218867794I hate everyone involved
>>218867765Kek that Turbo edit was mine
>>218867778Bongo thinks its funny, and Bingo is too nervous to resist. Hopefully Bingo's doctor gets her taken away from the house because Jet is actually abusing her, but considering she can't even get autism bucks her doctor probably is some jeet that doesn't care.
At least give them alcohol for fucks sake
>bashir btfoing the post 9/11 jewsbased
>>218867824"I MISSED A PLANE TO MEET KNOXVILLE BECAUSE OF FUCKIN TETRIS"
I respect them playing into every bit like this but it's probably gonna make people look down on them more then on jet
>tastes like Taco Bell>this is high praise from BongoTheir existence makes me sad. I want to help them.
>>218867794I do. Jet is a freak sex pest.
>>218867806
>>218867782They want a hot bitch who knows the deal with the show so why not? Plus it'd be fanservice
Bingo needs daily protein shakes for like 6 months
>>218867832bitch looks like rodney mullen
That segment exposed how scripted the house is ngl
holy shit bongo is fat
This shit is so fucking boring
>>218867783Catastrophic build. How old is she?
get them drunk, split them up and make them do some team challenge, is it that fucking hard?jet has gotten so lazy, everyone congratulated him for this season and its gotten to his head and he gave upthis is the last season, if it doesn't get good soon I can't imagine anyone sticking around
>>218867814I can understand US bitching and shitting about it on the threadsWHO THE FUCK would actually go out their way to pay for this and have their gay little TTS sent throughDoes MDE really have the dumbest fucking paypig fanbase on the internet?
No Vicky = No Content, also James Drake is the actual faggot
>>218867783Claire is just non chubby Vicky and that's ok.
>>218867823ok the fact that this was a wigger mandated bit is dark
when does the hot girl freeloader show up
They're surely trying to torture the audience at this point, right? Like thats the bit?
>>218867794disgusting jet neptune, his nipples protruding. very disrespectful!
>>218867833I think you're mostly overthinking it but I do agree with Jet being a weird faggot
>>218867701The night before was better with the Cheese Fries
>>218867670if you actually wanted them to use this hit up mints
>>218867867>Does MDE really have the dumbest fucking paypig fanbase on the internet?This shit got 5 seasons and you're asking this now?
suck me through my jorts
>>218867823https://vocaroo.com/148hJHtvPL7X
>>218867864Maybe if you cry harder something will happen. Faggot!
>>218867870shes pretty
>>218867867>Does MDE really have the dumbest fucking paypig fanbase on the internetsome would argue, some of the most prime marks one could have
ben said the fun stuff is gonna happen guys o k
>>218867879that's every season
unless she has some kind of wasting disease. a 90lb woman with 0 muscle is not losing a pound a day even if she eats nothing
uhhh... why is bingo kinda hot with that wet hair look? wtf
>>218867863her sister looks like a victim of starvation
>>21886786528 years old
>>218867867DSP has been going for like 18 years.
If Nick Mullen made a Fishtank competitor it would steal the entire audience.
>>218867879they always love to le epin troll the audience (make the already bad show worse on purpose) and then cry and crash out because nobody is watching. it happens every single season
>she realized Jet is gooning to this baby-play fetish currently
>>218867895Lol youre losing all your fans after this Jewt neptroon
>>218867893But why is there bacon taped to the wall?
that closet room just got sinister
>>218867870Chip actually did give Claire kratom during the cell but Vicky is honestly way cooler than Claire. Vicky is hardcore zillennial coded Claire is pure Gen A
Lando may be a crippling autist but he has a cool look with the headband and chain
hey wizeguy where's the fresh air in this joint
>>218867867>Does MDE really have the dumbest fucking paypig fanbase on the internet?Nah there are ethots who have an army of guys who would die for them.
>all of the guys are disgusted by the baby bit
>>218867884this is fishtank now bros
>>218867893jew director wanted it there
Bashir asking the twins if they're into "dungeon synth"
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>>218867913he can't even run a podcast lol
>>218867794hot take maybe, but jet fucking two retarded girls is too low for even him.
>>218867918that dude posting babygens of jet.... it all makes sense now
put a hannah on
>>218867863Bongo is really pretty and she’s not fat. She’s only 140lbs.
>>218867934>meanwhile jet is gooning to it
>>218867944100% gay
>>218867941He ran one of the most popular podcasts of all time
the fact that the twins showed no resistance to eating baby food means they eat that shit at home
>>218867918Me and the family watching the exciting fetish entertainment for the night
YOOOO that barber sucks at cutting hair
>>218867870look how young and full of life claire was here, i heard she’s obese now
I have no idea why I watch this show it gets my hopes up every time
>>218867935Frank cam was kino.
So the excitement for the night is coming soon, right?
>>218867913he's too wishy-washy. but I agree he'd be amazing at doing...something here for like a week or two. challenge ideas, host, freeloader, etc
>>218867867channing is a cute
>>218867950>really prettylol cmon man
The week 2 twist is that Bashir, who dresses like Carlito from Dead Rising, and who never tries to win challenges but only tries to blow up the competition, is a zombie and will rise from the dead whenever killed (eliminated).Evidence:1. He was the only one who got a cool intro.2. He was stabbed in the back by everyone like Caesar.3, His death came as a consequence of the "plant" challenge3. The "dogpile" is a persistent pattern in every season and the show runners deeply dislike it. this incentivizes people to stop dogpiling in future seasons
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>>218867917I mean yeah but thats usually after the audience revolts from them doing some retarded shit. They are actually just doing NOTHING and still getting TTS.It seems like they want the show to die.
I see this season has gone down the drain- I skipped day 8 and missed nothing, skipped day 9 and have missed nothing. Season One problems of having an empty and quiet house. UNC brought a normie to say “what the hell is going on” Vicky was the yin to BASHIR’s yang. It’s ogre
>>218867952who's show is it, fuck nigga?
Bingo is getting creeped out by this bit.
>>218867928>vicky is zillenial (28 years old>claire gen a (23 years oldis gen z 5 years to you people
>>218867945>>218867794He claimed at the start of the season he doesn't even think of them as women, they're more like "oompa loompas"
>>218867913What kind of useless take is this, Nick would never even come close to be able to organize something like this due to how self destructive he is. On top of that, yes he is funny, but you have only seen him riff and tell jokes. That doesn't necessarily translate to a prank/reality show in any way.
ROCK N ROLL TIME
Oh hey its the host
>ctrl-f bigno>no resultsSeriously?
>>218867913He admitted to watching s3 frequently you'd think that would inspire sam to try harder, but fishtank has only gotten worse
>>218867955and the single most half-assed. nigga couldn't even get the audio levels right and he was autistically obsessed with it for months
>>218867938thanks i didn't think that was real
>is another landon eat food segment
>>218867918someone post the tayleigh baby clip
holy fuck please tell me something's about to happen
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bam arrives >oh shit guys we getting cards against humanity
>>218867976thank you cum eater, very cool!
Everyone sexualizing the cute baby bit is projecting.
>>218867832such a sweet and pure smile
>>218867994Kek
>>218867863they're starting to look like twins now
>>218867973I’m serious, I think she’s pretty.
>>218868002Spell her name correctly next time retard
>>218867976I could tell she low IQ based on her stupid dancing alone. After her performance as a call center worker today that's more than confirmed.
james has the butthead haircut
>RICE
James Drake has those David Lynch hair genetics.
>>218867991She's a lot higher IQ than Bongo, she's just severely mentally ill, autistic, extremely nervous, and has problems conveying her thoughts. She's going to have a violent crashout in a few days, or a medical emergency.
>bashir whining about rulesnigga
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>>218867905Bingo was always hot.
>we’re underfeeding the mentally challenged girl? get her some 80 calorie baby food cups. Also bam take away all the food and the fridge type shi
ALRIGHT SO WE'RE GOING TO DO SOMETHING. UHH JET WILL EXPLAIN IT.
what the fuck are they doing?
>>218867887nah i know he and maejok lurk here, they can use the song if they want
>AND THEN WE.... TOOK AWAY THE FOOD THAT DOESN'T MATTER THAN THEY BOUGHT WITH THE MONEY THAT DOESN'T MATTER EEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEEHEEEEEEHEEHEHEEEEEEEEE
>>218868164they dont
We need to go on strike
>>218868067it's meta commentary on how jet doesn't follow the rules