>/ftl/ NEWS:-- Jet said "exciting stuff" is about to happen-- Bingo is losing too much weight so Jet is making her eat baby food... -- Landon might have scurvy... https://x.com/UnevenEyebrow/status/2036207553982403031-- Klaus and Benleaks: stop trying to bake threads on /tv/! https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774250232374973.webm-- The fish got haircuts from a professional barber-- Elimination on Wednesday, typing challenge, winner gets bullet-- EnSlave job opened, fish can earn money by completing mini games, puzzles, moderating chat rooms and more.-- Production have asked Antara to come to Atlanta in person-- JD has a new theme song https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774275784058872.mp4-- Jet is doing a bit where he's trying to make the twins believe he's an alien https://x.com/jetneptune_/status/2036019274230182188>Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5NEVER reply to early threads! Let them DIE. Only use threads made at the RIGHT time!Previous: >>218865865 >>218865854
this fucking camera man
things i saw happen this season:- vicky’s crash out the first night- people trying to break a door
???
What the fuck is Bam saying
bingo bongoare really cool they wear sweaters and eat baby food bingo bongo the best of friends they've got each other till the end
>vibe nuking the money
Klaus is a pedophile.I miss Vicky she was a solid quirk chungus. Do we know her socials? I wanna shoot my shot.
>they finally figured out the store mechanic 1 week in
>>218868021Maybe if we didn't know Jet is into that stuff
>nobody is buying shit from the store>because we fed them free pizzas
>jet is going to explain the challenge for me, the host
FREEZER BURNED ICE CREAM
>>218867996
James Drake wept...
>WE'RE IN A RECESSION AND NOBODY IS BUYING SHIT IN THE STOREis goran actually going to try to enforce scarcity after buying them pizza for 6 days straight?
the fridge has to pay rent ???
Is Bam drunk?
I love making dinner for all my zaney mix of friends and sitting down to enjoy laughter and conversation with them
james drake is 56 years old
NOBODY'S FUCKIN BUYING ANYTHING IN THE MARKETTHE FRIDGE HAS TO PAY RENT
>jet mad nobody is using the store>most people don't even have money
do americans really make their fridge pay rent?
>tfw starting to find bingo kinda cutewhat lack of pussy does to a mf
>I haven't been paid yet>PUT THE MONEY ON THE TABLEif any of you get on the show please punch jet in the stomach
>>218868064why didnt they just let them call up the pizza place and order for fishbucks or whatever
huh?
>>218868085He’s in a permanent state of intoxication.
>>218867905One more time, for the ladies and gentlemen in the back row.BINGO WAS ALWAYS HOT!
>>218868058Good idea she’ll throw up all over you, wait until you’re passed out and then fuck you and tell everyone she was raped the next day
>>218868086dinner time!
>looking at day 1 and day 9 Bingoshe actually lost noticeable weight wtf
LANDON HERE NEVER PAID RENT ON A FRIDGE
what's this bit supposed to be?
>fridge pays rent>pooling the moneyis this shop bit already forgotten about like the jungle food
>>218868100My refrigerator costs me like $14 a year to run
>>218868058gladiswag.tescoon x and ig
cameraman shoots away from the host
What's stopping them from just looting the market
teamo
>have a beer and pizza party for 6 days stright>try to enforce scarcity
>>218868114heres the deal. the fridge is gonna pay rent.
>>218868114he looks like hitler
the store doesn't even have real food it's just cheetos mac n cheese and campbell's soup no shit nobody wants to buy anything
this is the exciting stuff for the night fuck this
>Fish keep finding the numerous pitfalls inherent in the design>Jet blames the fish
>no one is buying food in the store>most of them dont have money to afford it>they dont get any fucking challenges to make money most days>they get free food every night so nobody even cares at this pointwhat the fuck are they doing? do they even know what is going on in their own show?
how bad does Head want back rn
>>218868118Post it
the general store is going out of business :(
are they gonna actually create some tension for once?
>sorry guys we need to pay vance give up your cash
>>218868127nothing but fines which do nothing and>tai.jpg
>Jet's taking all of their money>They're gonna get REAL pissed
>Bam leaking the plan again
>"Can I get my money now?"
Landon is the only one asking to get paid, but he legit ignored the robot for half the day
This is the excitment?
vibe=NUKED
WHY DONT THEY ALL JUST RUSH THE STORE AND STEAL EVERYTHINGwho is going to stop them?
>we're taking all their food and money
>yeah uhhh i don't know how much money i gave out so far so everybody needs to give it all back
How long till he brings free pizza again? i give it 6 hours
THEY GONNA LET THESE FAGGOTS JUST STEAL FOOD FROM THEIR FRIDGE? This cast are faggots not even attempting to stop them, weak.
>fake outrage
>even the dumbest retard you know understands how stupid this is
>>218868147You just don't understand economics. Fridge rent is going up.
I DEMAND TO SPEAK WITH THE PRODUCERS OF THE SHOW TO CLARIFY THE RULES!
>>218868171true lol
IT IS OVER FOR HER
>throwing away food from fridge>no money to bye food from storeso are they just going to starve them like in season 2 again
>ice cream has freezer burn>fridge pays rent>give me all your moneyWhat the fuck is hapepning
>SEASON 2 STARVATION ERA
uhhh...wtf is going on?
I kneel....
this show has always been Fish vs Production, why are they such pussies slaves to their masters? Fuck the computer room, fuck the store, FUCK IT UP
Bam learned his MTV shtick and just defaults back to it whenever theres a camera around
>>218868188I can’t believe even Tayleigh was able to understand this.
>>218868174The cattle hasn't realized yet that the rules dont matter, even tho they have seen it many times.
>AND THEN WE.... TOOK AWAY THE FOOD THAT DOESN'T MATTER THAN THEY BOUGHT WITH THE MONEY THAT DOESN'T MATTER EEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEEHEEEEEEHEEHEHEEEEEEEEE>Fish giving extremely lazily fake annoyed responses to them clearing out the foodFUCKINGGRIM
can we get samunironicallybam is so bad
wtf is this
>THEYRE GONNA BE PISSED
>>218868188the double lmao
>>218868188grim
>JD only one who understood what to do
>>218868195No the fuck it's not, faggot. Her fellow contestants are going to give her spare money for food, and if possible, then people will be donating snack crates to her. She's going to win.
>>218867996MR WORM AND MR CHEESE SANDWICH ARE THE NEW FREE LOADERS
>>218868210why? this sucks
>>218868128Bianca, mi amor.
The week 2 twist is that Bashir, who dresses like Carlito from Dead Rising, and who never tries to win challenges but only tries to blow up the competition, is a zombie and will rise from the dead whenever killed (eliminated).Evidence:1. He was the only one who got an intro cutscene.2. He was stabbed in the back by everyone like Caesar.3, His death came as a consequence of the "plant" challenge4. The "dogpile" is a persistent pattern in every season and the show runners deeply dislike it. resurrection incentivizes people to stop dogpiling in future seasons
>>218868147>do they even know what is going on in their own show?they get high every night and forget everything
>buy the twins baby food>immediately throw it out.
LANDON WAS RAPED.
>>218868226deyz stilling all dey food
SURVIVAL MODE: ON (IT'S FUCKED)
The rape of Landon
he's being such a cole right now
FISH VS PRODUCTION
Ben employing the Sam Hyde strategy of yelling in a high pitch voice when getting mogged and shitested.
I don't think starving them further is the move. But maybe it'll make more tension, I guess...
What are they fighting over? I don't get it.
tickle fight content .....? and its with landon .....?
>>218868188Valedictorian
Imagine being too stupid to run a company store. They have complete financial control over the fish. They are paying too much and charging too little.Price staples and fresh food high. Price desirable stuff even higher. Have some kind of canned shit for dirt cheap. No outside food. And if a fish doesn't have money, feed them the "free school lunch" and it's like a POW camp ration.
what did james win again?
this house forever stuck in friendtank mode
>Gambling mentioned>JD the jew's eyes grow wide
seriously tho, why is vance dressed like a wigger?does he really dress like that?
>so uhhh sorry bingo, we took your food
>>218868195Isn't the only thing they left was the baby food? I saw one of them in the fridge stillIf they actually removed all of her food, that would be crazy since even Jet seemed to realize her not eating isn't good
>>218868244Vance status?
>FRESH>AIR
>poker chipanother economy cool
oh they're forcing them to play poker?
seriously why don't these retards just ramsack the store before production clear it out
i want ben to tickle me
>>218868256you can tell jd was a quarterback
WHATDAHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>218868261production is confiscating all the food
>>218868188She is so dumb she forget she already typed lmao
>POKEROMFG IT COULD NOT BE GRIMMER THEY WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND HOW TO PLAY
>Bingo started at 90lbs>she’s losing a pound a day>take their food awayI don’t get it
>>218868256
lel that sassy james drake eyeroll
Poker chips will pay off this time
They had to take away the dollars due to legal shit lmao
>>218868269>Mariners hat>button-upDo you know what a wigger is
At least it was content
JD keeps carrying the season
Anons in this general figured out the flaw with the store like 6 fucking days ago
I'd just get the stump from upstairs and throw it off the balcony at this point and run out of the house
>UhHhHhH I know i mostly don't pay for the jobs you complete (that I give out 1 out of 3 days) but i don't know how much money you have so i need to take it all back
>cards of humanity>gaming room>pokerforever stuck in friendtank
>poker night!bravo jet
This is the face of evil
so...that's the exciting thing for the day?
>WIPE DAY MY ASS
Jet needs to stop letting Landon insult him
>>218868269His sister’s boyfriend is black
landon can't even type letters
Bingo is crying again.
How is James always chewing gum? Did he used to do coke?
THAT WAS THEIR GREAT IDEA TODAY
JD already took Landons chips
>>218868317Landon would beat the shit out of fat retard Jet
>gambling and xbox and pizzaHELLHOUSE
>bingo is starving againso the twins are walking right?
ive been out and about all day, can a nice anon give me a qrd? was it another nontent day?>
>>218868258they're gonna be tired and sleepy all day like season 2
OH nooo guys Jet took all the food well guess we can't eat for 3 hours now until he brings night time pizza again to repair the vibes.
>It's Landon's poker kit>the other fish instantly take it and assume ownership
>>218868305it's just like the willie wonker ending all over again, whoever takes the initiative to do that will win the season
>>218868313Would cum all over that face and lick it clean it spit it into the back of her throat
Landon is flying too close to the sun.
Landon's getting eliminated next.
>>218868304it takes all five wiggers reading the threads 24/7 to catch up
>>218868332daddy
Sounds like they need a poker dealer
how are they supposed to eat
Landon has a large amount of confidence for a virgin janitor. It would break a weaker man
>>218868313I really wonder what kind of fucked up stuff she has done. She has completely compartmentalized it. She's a Miami musician groupie.
dat tts saying its rigged for bashir lol
>the exciting thing is watching people play poker
Is it kino?
i didnt even realize there is a side door in the main roomwhat a retarded house
bongo carrying the season
COLEITUP
can anyone explain what happened?
>>218868309>what did you pour on me?>it was just water>ok that's fine then
>No recap twitterfags this seasonIt's that bad.
>>218868321no she isn't
what was the point of taking all their money and food away??
>>218868323classic cool guy thing to do
So we get poker instead of Cards against humanity?
>So your grand plan after 2 days of nontent....>Is poker?
>>218868352Jet and ben love him calling them pussies
>>218868357>dealeri hardly know her
>>218868264The other problem is they are all sharing money which kind of defeat the purpose of the you have to buy le food anway, ontop of bringing them morning and evening pizzas constantly
bingo looks terribleFEED THEM FOOD
>>218868352Nah I don't think they hold grudges like they did vs. other autists like Daniel, they seem to recognize Landon is legit retarded
>>218868353I cant wait until the wiggers figure out the flaw with letting the fish vote for eliminations next weekend
These dumb wiggers made the jobs pay shit and everything in the store too fucking expensive no wonder people weren’t using the shop when a day job could pay $9 and a roll of toilet paper cost fucking $10
ghostpolitics fans, who is helmet boy again?
>trying to clean up the season with starvation stakes>fails and the fish still don't respect him or do anything
>>218868380standard wigger incompetence.
>>218867996>Production have asked Antara to come to Atlanta in personLetting indians compete for half the price money to replace the quitters would be a good bit.
>Pizza>Fine dining with music>Haircuts>Dancing>Poker>Video game room
why would the fish care the foods gone?someone is gonna knock a glass of milk over and jet will buy them another papa johns to eatits all fucked
>jet had this great idea>we're gonna start chargin' for FRESH AIR just ta fuck with em
>>218868363that sort of thing is what tts should be instead of repeating canned phrases 24/7
>>218868371not really
>>218867948amx to m*rcedes
>>218868386She was crying a minute ago while Jet was handing out the poker box. Bongo was hugging her and comforting her.
Bam already left againHe's getting paid 100k to be on camera for 5 minutes
>after all that>jet still has to pay them for their jobs
>>218868298he's wearing a fucking durag nigga
Enjoying the show?
>>218868304Its because Mints is retarded and doesn't relay our good observations and ideas to Jet instead all he does is scan the thread for free links.
>>218868338What on earth was he possibly gonna do with it. It literally can’t be used without multiple people; downstairs is genuinely retarded. The poker shit kinda just killed the momentum from stealing their food pretty much instantly.
>>218868372it has like 6 doors to the outside it's crazy
>>218868398looks like a junkie
>>218868447he said it's to prevent sweating up his hat
tomorrow is gonna be monopoly
>>218868450mints gets distracted by all the people simping for him
>>218868449no
>>218868449not really
And now hes fucked up the economy again already making the entire exercise pointless.
>>218868323Bro its to train his muscles in his jaw its a classic looxmaxx strategy
We hate how the fish aren't spending their money! Let's reward the guy who has saved the most money!
>>218868447That's just tacxin's corpse
>>218868380nope!
I don't even like frank but I'd be so happy if he shows up rn
>ok now you need money to eat hahahaha>uhhhh heres one job every 24-48 hours and uhhh yeah it pays enough for a candy bar or whateverjet is so fucking stupid its unreal
i can't stand this fucking guy
So what the fuck is going on, did they realize over a week into the show that the entire market/job economy was fucked since they order delivery every day? and brought the amazing host BAM in to incoherently explain that they are resetting
james drake solid snake cosplay roleplay tomorrow
i still don't know why they took all their money and food away
From this >>218868236 to this >>218868313Grim. Must've done some fucked up shit.
jd casually confesses to production that he stoleso fucked
JD VIBE NUKING THE TWINS
What is the most expensive item in the store?
you didn't catch him either jet
JD is such a big titted faggot
MINTS YOU FUCKING RAPEMEAT FAGGOTSINCE YOU ARE HERE, TELL JET THAT HAVING THE FISH VOTE FOR ELIMINATIONS IS ANTITHETICAL TO THE ENTIRE PREMISE OF THE SHOW
JD just fucked the twins out of their only money that Bingo needs for food to not literally die.
>>218868187
reminder that if we post about it enough, mints WILL wear something sexy
Klaus is a pedophileThey need to bring Vicky back on unironically
>Bingo starving >take away her baby food>take away her money for not seeing JD steal so they can't even buy foodWhat's the end game here?
>>218868402oh they know about that, they just don't give a fuck. they'll never, ever admit they're wrong
>too incompetent to know what is happening on his own show
KLAUS
>>218868502Welcome to Hellhouse
>so JET said we're gonna do a VIBE REPAIR>I thought he said we were gonna make em BUY FRESH AIR
Is Bam showing early signs of dementia?
>>218868486light work
>>218868483he's brown and short and fat
Sam and part 2: hellhouse are coming any day now!
>>218868510bingo kills someone
Seriously? Jet is going to let Bingo starve because JD wanted to be an annoying little snitch faggot? God I hate this show so fucking much. She looked like she wanted to cry.
>anissiabingo still has no clue what anybody's name is
bingo and bongo have no money to play poker jet you dumbfuck
>>218868504you should've gone for the head
>jet lashing out on fish
>>218868483agreed, goran is a sex pervert
JD is going to eliminate the twins.
>we're gonna give them so alcohol, let them play poker1/3 done with the season btw
>The exciting content is the fish playing poker
THEY WON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY POKER YOU STUPID FUCKING WIGGER FAGGOT
why does jd get paid?
Take everyones money. Only Anisa and JD have money because they waited to get jobs.>"Lets see how much money they bet during poker"WHAT MONEY YOU TOOK IT
i guess the twins are the easy target wednesday
Jet is the luckiest retard in show business
just started watching.Is the money situation grim or are you all just dooming?
IT'S LANDON'S POKER KIT WHY DOES JAYDEE GET TO PLAY WITH IT
how does production not realize that nobody will be betting their real money & just be playing wash games with the chips
>>218868480i'd be happy if ANYTHING happened rn
When's the dancing challenge
JD is going to talk soooo much
>Poker led by JD is the entertainment for the night>Ppv broken so stuck on director camI think I'm going to fucking kill myself
>>218868551he brings in the most tts money. he's also gonna vote out the twins when he wins the typing challenge. fun, huh?
>>218868550they also dont have any fucking money to play with lmao
>jd paying the twins more money than the honey he stole is worthThis dumbass cant do anything right
>yeah cards against humanity wasnt working it was too hard to read>okay give them poker, an even harder to read game with no hand camsI want to hurt jet
>>218868566do you think landon can even shuffle cards?
>>218868545I'm going to drag JD behind a truck and leave his body in a ditch by the side of the road. In real life, not in Minecraft.
This idea is retarded anyway, since its friendtank they all share money and then buy food together.
>JD immediately makes himself the dealer so he can be the center of attention
>take all money to reset economy>pay out jobs done 3 days ago afterwardsHELLHOUSE
jd sayin this is a friendly game of poker
>>218868554where is the audio for this?
days 2, 4, 6, 8 and 9 have been complete nonent5 out of 9 days have been nontent
>>218868483twins>boobscome>cumsee me>semen
>>218868564It's insane. He should be working at a vape shop getting his ass beat by his black girlfriend's baby daddy, but he happened to meet sam hyde on /r9k/
>>218868577>does something decent for once>namefag gets upset
>>218868272I saw them toss the unopened baby food into the trash bag
GIVE THEM WAYS TO EARN MONEY YOU STUPID LAZY WIGGERS
I don’t fucking get it. What was the point of the initial jobs if they took everyone’s money? Why is everyone playing with Landon’s Poker set? So Landon actually saves his money and now gets nothing for it?
jet is trolling ftl again
the collective of people in this house makes this look like a mental hospital
alright which one of you was this
blackjack is not pokerwatching these niggas try to play cards is always infuriating
Are they just refusing to fly out interesting people? This is depressing
if jet saw they didn't even react to cod and halo, why is poker any better?
How much seethe is there gonna be when JD wins?
>exciting stuff coming up>it's poker>they just took all their money>now they can't gamblealright I am going to sleep early
>almost the entirety of S2 ruined by not feeding the fish and forcing some gay poker chip currency>do the same exact shit on S5fucking dumb
restock the store with fuckign cans of tuna, protein bars, or coffee, nuts/peanut butter, rice patties or hard tack you fucking idiot not shitty hotdogs of hot cheeto mac n cheese chrisr yorue a fucking idiot.buy lactose free diary products if youre concerned for expatriation dates in the store.
are you hype for the exciting entertainment?
did anyone even get paid for the computer jobs earlier
>>218868589>where is the audio for this?original clipper of this clip are you here
>>218868483who was this guy before he became Bingo's Knight?also why does he have a black spade
>>218868610 They dont want to pay anyone so they can maximize profit, trying to get freeloaders who just accept a flight and no payment is kind of difficult
>>218868619Don't forget the grits!!!
>>218868610they have freeloaders ready but jet specifically wants to find a bpd girl to fly out so he can fuck her after the show
>>218868619grits, eggs and milk only
Are the twins not tethered together anymore?
So when does the exciting stuff Ben was talking about start? I thought it was gonna be after the interviews
>>218868610jet got a bunch of freeloader applications. watched each one for 5 seconds. insulted every single one. says he wants someone that doesnt look like they work at spirit halloween to replace vicky
This nigga doesn't know wtf he's doing
>>218868603It doesn't even matter if Jet is going full baby spite mode, even when he tries he fucks up the show. JET SUCKS
>no freeloaders>just constant jd cringe>jd gets a free win in the next challengeholy shit this went downhill so fast after vicky left
Lol Jet definetly loves JD now. TTS farm, ragebaiting the fan favourite. I could see him being genuinely impressed by him in that scene. I think twins and JD have plot armour now.
>HAIRCUTS? KINOOOO!!>POKER? KINOOOOO!!>TAKING THE FOOD AWAY? VIBE DAY TOMORROW, VIBE REPAIR, MORE DOORDASH!!
>>>/r9k/84208853
go ahead and set those expectations real nice and low
Jet next production bit got leakedits game night of uno
is pokeranon here? lets play
>>218868603the best trolling is being lifetime retarded and having people seethe after they expect a basic level of competency from you. It's high level shit
>>218868639
>Uhh twins come see me, you guys get to play strip poker with me
>>218868620tying ben up and torturing him mercilessly would feel euphoric desu
>>218868601I have no idea whats going on but from what BAM sad it involves the fridge needing to pay rent
>>218868623nobody finished them
jet neptune would still be working at papa johns if sam hadnt taken a chance on him
>vibe repair week
goddamnit i miss the kratom queen
>>218868623no, the time limit was 30 mins and with only 5 skips you can't do anything about all the time wasting trap gamesbashir has a PHD and couldn't do itJD has a computer job and couldn't do it
Niggas be Fr tweakin this that ATL shit ya heard!
jet is a faggot
>>218868619jet is a fat retard, he doesn't know how to grocery shopthat ginger freak is even more fat and retardedand ben is a sadistic jew
>>218868626he's binxknight but seethed after whatever offseason /bant/ and binxcord faggotry happened
The problem with the store is all of these fucks are addicted to nicotine and caffeine so you price the nicotine and caffeine super high so they spent all their money on that but they’re also getting them pizza every night so why bother saving and getting food.
Now that everyone has anywhere from zero to fifteen dollars, Jet is really excited to see how this poker night will effect the players' pockets.
>>218868648he’s a master rage baiter
>>218868076Does this guy ever not cry
hopefully jets luck will result in a good freeloader
>>218868601Jet realized they had given out way too much money so the whole point of the market and scarcity was pointless
>>218868613not gonna happen. the final day will cut to the basement crew tearing up the twins with close up cam for premium subs
>>218868636I don’t know what the fuck he’s talking about too, Vicky was the embodiment of a spirit Halloween employee
>>218868640JD will 100% pick the twins when he wins btw. jet can't help but tank his own show
>no one's started shit with anyone since Vicky left>everyones too friendly for drama to happenIs this the WOAT season?
>>218868667retards effortlessly mog jet.
>>218868641
>>218868658>vibe repair show
phew thank god they're having a vibe repair night I was afraid everyone was going to walk after Bam cleared out the fridge like that!
>>218868687duh
JD hate is so forced
>>218868661show's over
>>218868610>Are they just refusing to fly out interesting people?who needs freeloaders when you have talent like Bam, and jet himself being on camera so often carrying the show.
>>218868687and jet still wont accept its a retarded idea to give the fish power over eliminations. nobody wants to cause trouble and become the target.
Blackjack isn't poker fuggin stoopid
>>218868687Yes without a doubt.This the worst and final season of Fishtank.
why dont the twins simply jug production
the face of good
JD GAVE BINGO AND BONGO BOTH A SET OF CHIPSTHEY ARE ONE FISH THEY SHOULD ONLY GET ONE STACK TO SHAREGET UP THERE JET
nothing more exciting than watching a bunch of hungry retards sitting around playing poker without being able to see anyone's hands
I like this cast too, so disappointing
>ACTAULLY TEACHING THEM BLACKJACKTHIS SEASON IS BEYOND RAPED
what makes bozo so unbearable but jd is only somewhat unbearable ?
JET YOU ARE RUINING FISHTANKJET YOU ARE RUINING FISHTANKJET YOU ARE RUINING FISHTANKJET YOU ARE RUINING FISHTANKJET YOU ARE RUINING FISHTANK
The only thing that could save this season is James Drake snapping and killing Jet
>>218868667daniel was one of the biggest retard faggots in the entirety of the show's history and he still provided infinitely more content than this entire cast
>>218868619I would buy tuna but also mac n cheese and then put the tuna in the mac n cheese
cast is awesome now that the annoying people are gone, imagine if its just a few weeks of Bashir giving his cool theology, people gaming and vibing and dancing and maybe some fun competitions like trying to fool people or breaking down doors but then everyone vibes after and nobody gets eliminated, just let the stox decide the ultimate winner
>>218868673Im still stunned by that statement. If I didn't know his brain is cooked from gas I would have assumed it was a joke.
I only care about the twins. They are the only reason I watch this stream.
Surely, they have a unanimous alliance to send Bashir home on Wednesday, right?
>>218868719Rules don't mattah
famous house was genuinely the only time fishtank was ACTUALLY good
so theres a freeloader coming in ?
>>218868679But everyone but landon was poor as fuck.The problem wasnt money it was the market only being used for vapes, tp, milke and energy drinks
twins are going to be eliminated by JD, then viewership will drop by 60%
>>218868704is that the irate gamer
anyone remember emma was there?
>DRAG JD FROM A CAR>DRAKE GOUGE HIS EYES
Most of these niggas have ZERO dollars now but were given a poker set.
they're not even playing pokerthis shit pure ass
>>218868744idk
It’s 9PM…This is it, this is the fucking day.
>>218868458>>218868398
Thats it for the rest of the night? Okay, im going to the gym. Later faggots
Landon and the twins are too slow to remember the rules to blackjackThis is so stupid
>>218868758wiggers genuinely fucking retarded
please just give them the little print out with all the hands on it
someone should TTS the twins on elimination day to just sabotage JD and not focus on the challenge
you are aware you need to pee right now
jd is such a faggot
>>218868749The twins are are rigged to the end for the cannon. They will win the big keyboard challenge because they have two people instead of just one. The twins are safe.
>>218868740they aren't gonna do anything like that. they'll all do their own thing in friendtank, jd will win, and he'll vote off the twins, tanking the show. exactly what jet wants
>>218868749twins are confirmed there until the end of the season. jet said. will be freeloaders of eliminated
>>218868770They also can't do the mental arithmetic
>>218868762To give gay man a tiny bit of credit, understanding blackjack is easier than teaching a crowd of retards poker hands.
bros... the vibes... i can feel them being repaired in real time
am i insane?? an ace is either a 1 or an 11 right? why's JD saying it's a 6 or 16
Bingo will starve before wednesday
>>218868774i need to poop actually
>>218868619>shitty hotdogs of hot cheeto mac n cheesethese make up an essential part of seppo diet thoughever
>>218868742that's because it wasn't fishtank
>>218868775based dude. you send that in a tts
>>218868753lol i thought about posting the same thing earlier
JD the type of nigga who thinks he knows how to do everything
>>218868762blackjack is better than poker
>>218868780>will be freeloaders of eliminatedlol did jet actually say this
>>218868744probably not, we already get all this kino poker content for the night! wiggers are sweepy
Twins couldn’t figure out 10% of 215. Will they really be able to do Blackjack.
can i get a qrd on the vicky situation?? just got home from work
Jet has no plan, he's just waiting to get a good freeloader that will generate content while he sits on his fat wigger ass
>>218868768kek
>>218868782This.
shuffle up and vibe repair
>>218868790the wiggers have never cooked anything without a microwave in their entire lives
Blackjack isn’t actually bad as long as someone is good because you just tell everyone else what to do
>>218868759Who is this oriental beauty?
>>218868777>and he'll vote off the twinsAs much as i want it where do you people get this idea?JD is too spineless to do that i think
Jet's bulletin board on what to do in fishtank
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>>218868774nope. fully empty. nothing is keeping me in my seat.
It would be cool if Bam was playing with some background music or something, but everyone wants to half ass shit
>>218868776A)The big keyboard can't be that big.B)Being two people doesnt exactly give them an advantage like that. If anything getting in each others way would still slow them down.
>>218868768lol
JD made a lot of new enimies fucking with the psychic twins. How do you go on this show, see the twins and become anything but their best friend because you KNOW they're the favorite.
this is so lazy, season 4 levels of lazy
Audiance Status?
>>218868782yeah let them starve when they shove with pocket pair on a 1 suit flop
>>218868803>daddy's money do hit different
>>218868805No it's cope based off of an offhand comment he made during the alien bit.
they really thought this would be interesting content for the night
SUPER KEYBOARD will repair the vibes
>>218868704this image is the funniest fishtank related thing to happen to today
>>218868825Fuck you nigga
>>218868784you're just deaf or retarded. don't worry about it
>>218868785Just let the twins go home.They're my favorite contestant, but I'd like a reason to not have to watch this as intently.
>>218868825retard
what are the financial metrics on this season? is it really the lowest earning season?
Blackjack/poker is probably worse than cards against the humanity. None of these people are going to play using their fish dollars
>>218868768
Uh, yeah.Guys, we need to break the rules and have Mohammed stick around for 4 days of nothing happening. Can't mess up the pace of the show.
>>218868820sheep_xing on youtube
I think it's time. Send him in and get Drake to kill him
>hitting on 15 against a 4
>>218868861if paypiggies are still buying TTS and SFX, they're fine
This is beyond fucking boring
>>218868861fishtank.observerits making plenty of money. the paypigs have zero standards
>>218868803Has anyone asked if JDs mormon? He gives me straight mormon vibes
>>218868768chat is this real
>>218868862it will beat 4 purely because of length
>in a surprise twist james drake gets shot with the elimination bullet>jet stops him in the basement saying this is his chance to bend the rules like bashir>he refuses and just walks off>>218868868
>>218868812his fat wigger ass sits on ellie
>>218868862All but 3 of them have no fish dollars.
>>218868754*twirls hair and calls you a misogynist*
>>218868844fuck it just send up the pong already Jet you dumb faggot
Jets too proud to admit this season is a failure the way it's currently going so he won't change anything abuot it so we're forced to see this boring stupid shit for another 3 weeks
>>218868823stupid?
>>218868861Would be noticeably worse if the twins weren't involves. Jet is milking the fuck out of them for all their worth for the rest of the show
>>218868882Cool website. Do the former fish get to send TTS for free?
it's boring but it's chill, only the TTS is annoying
fuck this
>>218868904you can do something else btw
@jet, imma be real with you, i don't trust the plan anymore
>>218868872
>pure nontent time>every TTS is noticeably less funny than normalreally makes you think
they need lotto tickets or a slot machine or something. these people are too retarded for card games.
this is just a troll btw while they prepare the new freeloader :)
>>218868913they used to, but Jimmy ruined it for everyone by being cringe
>>218868861>>218868882Holy shit this format is a fucking cash cow
anissa and the twins and probably emma already hate jd. this is gonna get the rest of them on board i think
Where is JD’s stake? He needs to pull a bankroll not just hold the entire case these retards need to look at what he’s doing
>>218868918you could kill yourself jet
>>218868913they used to give them a bunch of fishbucks to send stuff but I think they stopped after jimmy abused the fuck out of it sending the most retarded shit you have ever seen
imagine paying for TTS during nontent
i wanted more bitchtank with different bitches
>>218868904why will this mother fucker drag his balls up a mountain of glass backwards before just doing what he knows (by now) is right
>>218868928they need stake
>yesterday I revealed Jet fucked Taylor after the poker game>today thisspruce
okay. landon emo bit is good
>>218868930its over planbro, we lost
friendtank sucks so bad. how were the wiggers better at creating tension in season 1 than now
TTS is on guys
>AND THEN WE PUT LANDON IN MORE SILLY CLOTHES!! BWAHAHA!!
>it's another Jet and Ben play dress up with their dollies episode
>poker lel>typing lelgrim
>>218868687There are things I've really enjoyed from this season but unless things change fast I see it ending up the worst season of all time, yeah.
why are they doing this at fucking 9 o clock at night???
>>218868953no one's forcing you to watch. WALK AWAY
>>218868973Letty carried a lot of season 1
make the call Jet
>the exciting bit is tying someones hand behind their back
>>218869008Bro, this is the big event for tonight! Aren't you excited!?
whats the point of putting a tooth pick behind your ear
>>218869008its only 6 on best coast
why are the producers acting like the host? where's bam?
perma amputate jd please paypigs
Wait and do Bashir right before the challenge, don't let him get any experience
>>218869014Now that her patreon money is drying up this might be possible
so JD amputee in perpetuity
Shadijustice and Skull Hyde have linked up. The show will end by this friday
>>218869014we already had letty bruh
>>218869023It's dipped in meth. Give it a little chew for a boost. Old trucker secret ;)
>>218869030someone said that bam probably has a bed time set by his handler(s).
>>218869030you thought bam was capable of hosting this show?
>>218869023save it for later for cleaning teeth
can landon really not tie his shoes
the audience has a massive hateboner for only one contestant; this might as well be the jd with one arm challenge
james dreak is really loving this rn
>poker>video game room>dancing>fine dining with fancy music>dressing landon in silly clothes>free haircuts>typing challenge>tying one hand behind your back>forced to buy things from the general store
>>21886883who cares? friendstank is boring and JD doesn't need money
>>218869030drinking in the basement away from his wife
Who are we voting for?
>>218869027I'm there too but I say 9 because that's what it is for the fish
>bampic.png
>>218869077put it in your mouth ben
be honest, what went wrong. what shoulkd be done different? do you really want bloodtank? whats a challenge where Drake just doesn't dominate? you want josie twins arc? emma tj arc? whats the solution
Landon Finna be fresh as fuck wit da new threads
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>>218869128make it hellhouse and make the twins little demons
>>218869128I literally just want a freeloader with energy like Freddy or Alex B.
>>218869128i want it to be funny.
>>218869128They’re doing contests where the winners are clearly pretty defined from the outset, so nobody cares. They needed to do things with luck and chance involved so people can at least have enough hope to try til elimination.
>>218868861>what are the financial metrics on this season? is it really the lowest earning season?Season 3 was the lowest earning, they didnt have TTS for 3 weeks bro. Sam was losing 50k on bets at Vegas too so they probably didn't even make a profit.
>>218869152^
>>218868913the wiggers stopped doing it because they are cheap faggots
