>/ftl/ NEWS:-- One fish's limbs will be "amputated" every 12 hours...-- The wiggers have taken the food from the refrigerator because no one's buying shit from the market... the fish tried to resist to no avail... https://x.com/thedesign59/status/2036244753826595047-- Bingo is losing too much weight so Jet is making her eat baby food...-- Landon might have scurvy... https://x.com/UnevenEyebrow/status/2036207553982403031-- Klaus and Benleaks: stop trying to bake threads on /tv/! https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774250232374973.webm-- Elimination on Wednesday, typing challenge, winner gets bullet-- EnSlave job opened, fish can earn money by completing mini games, puzzles, moderating chat rooms and more.-- The wiggers have asked Antara to come to Atlanta in person-- Jet is doing a bit where he's trying to make the twins believe he's an alien https://x.com/jetneptune_/status/2036019274230182188>Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5NEVER reply to early threads! Let them DIE. Only use threads made at the RIGHT time!>>218870811
make the call
jet, cod cam now, I don't care about this bitch
jewish boyfriend status: UNACCEPTABLE.
>>218871940
>>218871626>naturally entertaining>doesn't suck up to wiggers and sam and shits on other contestants for doing so>makes the rest of the house seethe>makes the wiggers seethe to this day>was a /tv/faghe'll never be topped
Why is there so many season 1 haters? If it wasn't for season 1 you wouldn't even have fishtank anyway faggots
TLP status?
Computer lab killed the season, I knew it would from the second I saw it
>incel little simp bitches
He shouldn't be in charge of anything ever
Jet just admitted to intentionally rejecting people who would be guaranteed content.
Jet actually giving good advice for once.Anisa is not taking it well
Annisa just gave a shout out to 4chan!!!
she should just seduce landon
Did this nigger ruin our show?
are the vibes repaired yet?
VIBE REPAIR>VIBE REPAIRVIBE REPAIR>VIBE REPAIRVIBE REPAIR>VIBE REPAIRVIBE REPAIR>VIBE REPAIRVIBE REPAIR>VIBE REPAIRVIBE REPAIR>VIBE REPAIRVIBE REPAIR>VIBE REPAIR
She must have been such a bad dominatrix dude
>jet thinks the twins bought into the psychic bitis he actually retarded?
>>218871988I heard the trembling in Jet's voice. It's unironically over.
>discord fag left>charity left>bashir got eliminated by nontent via a retarded asspull>vicky left>bashir came back but now feels guilty and that he made a mistake coming back, wants to plan his exit>anissa realized she's boring and is about to walk>emma wants to walk>james drake realizes the show he's on is fucking retarded and run by fucking retards and will walk if the incompetence continues (it will)>bingo is one psychotic break away from quitting and taking bongo with her>JD has to go back to work next week>bam is expensive and has brought in no new fans, only his fat boomer friend that left after a few days with his epic fake poop bit failing and unironically sperging out over getting aids>engagement and viewership back to post-cole S2>>>DAY 9
uh someone quit so we have to bring back an eliminated contestant and do nothing for a week now to stick to the schedule
they’re calling it the deadest show of all time
>>218872002jet is talking through her, you can almost see his hand up her ass
>>218871954>Jet, you have my numbaah.
>not won with Retard plot armor?
It's almost like this show could be saved if the producers came up with some ideas and challenges throughout the days to drive stakes and give incentive for the contestants to do something but sit around and stay safe with other contestants. You think after 3 Years this would be common sense.
twins mentioned.
Boys only would be better content 2000%prod only wants simps money.anyways this suck ,fucking nontent show with xbox , are you for real? JET YOU CRETIN
>I know what it feels like to be normal
>jet shitting himself in real timei fuckin love thisShow imploded with Kratom Queen leaving and it never recovered
When the Twins win this season please remember this talk
https://hamlineoracle.com/5109/news/paying-for-barf/>bashir was an RAsuddenly everything is coming together
>its not won by having retard plot armor>retard with plot armor has won every season
>DO YOU WANT A GUY OR A DYKE
Why is he so fucking bad at explaining anything?Whenever he opens his mouth he makes the situation 5000x worse
>Anissa needs a pep talk from two members of production after 10 minutes of TTS
>>218872020I love these two little beautiful angels. I want them to know how much /ftl/ loves them and wants to protect them. I want the twins to know that we want to keep them safe and happy.
What the fuck is Bongo talking about?
>I know how it feels to be normalLmao ok Jet
>>218872020The Twins were about to game with the boys and it was ripped from us... fuck this gay earth...
jd the type of nigga to eat his foot skin while waiting for the loading screen to finish
>the show isn't won by who has retard plot armorHas jet ever watched his own show?
They could have brought Emma and Anissa into the basement to have this talk when it was obvious DAYS AGOThe SHEER INCOMPETENCE ON DISPLAY IS UNREAL
>>218872002would she say this to his face?
>yo you guys know why all the fish i've been ignoring are angry and want to leave?
Gang rape Jet challenge
>>218872037I think jet just has an overly inflated ego
>poker night>fish still wants to leave
I wish everybody except james drake and the twins would just walk out and ruin this shit so the wiggers would have to actually do something for once
>jet still doesn't realize that telling people they're boring doesn't work
jet telling her she can win is extremely disingenuous
DAILY REMINDER:BLOODGAMES > S2 > S1 > S3 > S5 > S4
buy land
MW2 mogs Black Ops
anissa literally just needs to get pissed everyday and she's good. she's not gonna win so go full out
>>218872041jet looking at the camera knowing anissa tanked her chances of ever winning by calling everyone in the audience simp incel bitches
Remember when Letty was about to walk on S1 and Sam pulled her into the B4 bathroom and convinced her to stay?Are you going to apologize yet?
Did Anissa know much about FT in advance? For non fans I get it because they likely oversell the show massively before you get there.
>did nothing for 2 days >twitter starts calling it complete nontent >jet freaks out now claiming vibe repair is over I hate jet neptune
>we NEED you to do something if you want to win>btw its all based on audience appeal and the twins and landon are miles ahead of you>theres actually no way you will ever catch up and we will make sure they are immune every week so you actually have no chance whatsoever >start throwing that poop!great pep talk jet. i hope everyone walks out
Bongo wants to put a gay guy on to cover more psychological ground
>twins arguing whether a gay guy or a big dyke would be better to have come onBingo especially is so funny with how she has called Bongo a faggot, but then gets mad at Bongo for saying faggot. And now is calling a woman freeloader a dyke
>>218872081True
>emma's ideal freeloader is a black female sam
You know when boomers arm chair quarterback watching sports. I feel like thats me except I would legitimately stake my life on it that I would produce a better show than Jet.
>>218872095she called herself a "floater" thats a big brother term
>>218872091>calling everyone in the audience simp incel bitchesis she wrong?
why the fuck arent there any freeloaders, or even something for the fish to do. what the hell even is this, what do they do in the basement all day
Looks like friendtank is finally backfiring
I am starting to think these women are actually retarded, can't do computer stuff. can't figure out basic reality TV never watched anything?
>>218872081he knows she's basically filler lol
It's timeSend her in
>>218872063season 5 is a hard reset
>>218872092I really cant believe the level of influence he had over the show. It's fucking night and day
Jet is the greatest fish this show has ever had
>>218872018Jet is retarded as fuck. Doesn't have any foresight because he's male first most and does galaxy gas. We shouldn't be expecting anymore from this show, so clear its creator is fucking up the potential. 5 times we've been fucked by him.
>perfect freeloader>describes direncmake the call jet
>>218872082Swap S2 and BG and yeah you got it right
>>218872120They didn't plan anything
5 seasons and still no rfid bracelets to track movement?
>>218872037Three years man. How is it even possible? A person with down syndrome could probably understand this.
any good pics of tanisha?jet didnt angle it right
>>218872120>what do they do in the basement all dayDrugs
Ben’s AI pep talks are better than Jet’s pep talks.
COOMERTANK....IS IMMINENT....
>>218872120
>>218872063laughed out loud
Feels like shes describing shadi a bit, before the weight loss
cast so bad that jet has to direct them to be entertaining for multiple days
maybe they should've cast women with personalities instead of anissa and emma just an idea
>>218872129I mean it sure is hard to watch
Jet loves friendtank and gets really pissed off at the fact that everyone else hates it
the wiggers understanding of game theory is abysmal
>>218872081it's not at this point, he's obsessed with "fairness" and none of the fish know they're supposed to vote out nontent. and the challenges are bogus. she very well could win because of all this retardation
>>218872057Even though in a weird way its really sweet, its so sad to me whenever Bingo starts to cry when she sees Bongo cry. especially when Bongo was losing it on Emma's shoulder this night
>>218872120ear out
Mods are asleep post Emma tummy
the first few seasons of fishtank felt magical and new and profound but this... is too watered down
For me, it's Bingo. She moves through the world like a soft melody only a few people slow down enough to hear. quirky and bright, with a mind that notices the small, beautiful details others miss. She fills pages with drawings that feel like pieces of her soul, each line honest and unfiltered, just like her. There’s a gentleness to her, a sensitivity that makes her heart both tender and strong, especially when it comes to her twin sister, whom she loves with a fierce, protective warmth that never asks for recognition. Bingo is genuine in a way that can’t be taught. what she feels, she shows, whether it’s through her quiet care or her delightfully goofy moments that catch people off guard and make them smile. She may not always fit neatly into the world’s expectations, but that’s because she was never meant to. she’s something softer, sweeter, and far more interesting. The best, most beautiful fish, inside and out.
>>218872127she was the ghost that entered vicky
Oh boy, I sure love hearing jet make the same speech twice
This is such bad advice from Jet too.“Go yap at the camera” yeah that’ll help stupid
>>218872120get out of my ear dude
I thought s4 was a disaster at the time but compared to this it was a masterpiece
>>218872090They took away the alcohol because they also don't want to "deal with" drunk contestants. Jet is so retarded it hurts.
Why don't they just do the same thing with Anissa or Emma that they did with JC in season 2?It's unbelievable how retarded Jet is.
Jet just give Sam a call and ask what to do
Its insane watching Jet crash and burn. When does Sam fly down and try and salvage the season?
>anissa trusts landon and james drake the most>emma trusts anissa the mostoof
Which fish would inspire you to do this?
Bring back Vicky, strap each of Vicky's four cats to each of her limbs and make her walk on the cats
>>218872168That's Bongo
>>218872168that's bongo
noodle should have been castshe had the best audition tape I think
>Here's what you can do to be more interesting>Be invested in the upcoming elimination, and loop the audience inJet W, this is going to be epic[delete this line]
>>218871993Your life will never improve.
You know what, i'm going to say it boldly. Despite being the exact same as Josie & Tayleigh I actually like Bingo & Bongo. How do they do it?
>>218872085When did Vicky come back?
>emma only trusts anissa>anissa doesn't trust emmaCAPITALIZE ON THAT YOU DUMB WIGGERS
>no sam to save the show this timeits actually over. 3 more weeks of the twins sleep walking to $50k while everyone else gets dropped in a retarded half-baked elimination challenge
>>218872133My disappointment with this season is so intense it actually wraps back around to unironic fascination. It's becoming The Room-tier disaster art.
>>218872168That’s Bongo
>>218872060I know, its fucked up. the boys could've easily gotten them a chair, but instead tried asking Vance to get them one for whatever reason. Retards
>DON'T BE A FLANDERIZED CARTOON CHARACTERYou're right Jet, instead everyone should be flat cartoon nontent scared of pissing anyone off because they could get the elimination bullet and take you out
>>218872136Bringing Freddy and Direnc in at the same time keeping it secret to one another would be kino. No idea if they still talk or not, if not even better
>>218871940What do you guys think of Head? I thin he was an amazing freeloader just a funny old head.
New freeloader enters
>>218872153To be fair to jet, this would be a basement talk in previous seasons, this is probably what he told to previous fishes that were being kinda boring. I'm glad we get to see it but that doesn't change the fact that I think both anisa and emma are both meg tier fish
Do we all agree that this is entirely Jet's fault?
i just can't bring myself to hate-watch this show and root for its failure, it's too skull hyde coded. if the show is gonna end then just let it end, i hate putting myself through this.
>>218872162she loses against james drake, bashir, or emma in any challenge
>>218872165I wanna slap my erect cock on that tummy
>>218872152>weight lossShadi is still fat as fuck
>>218872082No fucking way is S5 better than S4
maybe the contestants would be more active in scheming, plotting and shit if the challenge didn't involve some bullshit objective typing nonsense that they can't game in any way
>>218872174open that mouth sweety
>>218872148we have to wait for Jet and Ben to break up with Ellie and Angie first I think
>we entered the S2 phase where sam begs the fish to be content and entertaining
>>218872192i like her hairy pits i think
>>218872174angie was unironically 1000x more content than almost every single fish this season. and that's real sad
>>218872214
fuck jet is a retarded pos DUMBASS WHO DOESNT KNOW WHAT HE IS DOJG FAFUSCKLIU G DIE JET YO FOCKING DRETARD YOU ARER YNJE MOST CIMCOMPTENENT RETARD SAM EVER TOOK UNDER HIS WINH YOU ARE SOOO LCUKY GFFYCKIGN DIE DEID EDIED EIDEIDE
Personally, I would bring on someone from season 4. They barely got their season at all. Someone whos not afraid of stirring shit up. A Direnc, A Freddy type.
>>218872180The "get chips from other Fish" mission had JC being forced to talk to people, make deals, game them, and it was done in an interesting way. LITERALLY all you have to do is give people missions. Even ChatGPT could come up with better stuff. I hate paypigs and Jet so fucking much.
>>218872187Bongo
>>218872175>uhh yeah like cole talked to the camera and people liked him, that should work for you
>>218872136i'm against bringing back previous fish since they never have the same energy that they did in their season. they lose that spark as soon as they exit the tank, then become too self-aware after seeing themselves on the tank from outside of it.
>>218872036Why didnt his chest burst open like the black guy
Shaping up to be truly the last season of Fishtank
damn....this season is like.....really REALLY bad lol
>>218872091Kek but it is true though
this is what happens when you spend 8 months not planning anything AND Sam isn't here to bail you out this time, moron
>>218872195Theyre genuine
>>218872239me as the suitcase inbetween vicky's legs
we need bitchtank 2 now.....
>>218872175yeah, it is. he's also making them feel like they did something wrong when people were just fucking with them... if the audience is actually bored, that's obviously jet's fault for not giving them enough challenges or shit to react to lol. no one actually wants them taking a shit in each other's luggage every day
>>218872201nontent flatty with a cope bra
>>218872189>>218872190>>218872203>>218872204>>218872218>>218872226easiest (you)s I've ever got, thank you all.
jet just told emma that she should draw
>>218872192Based hairy girl loverI’m still waiting for bushtank
SEND HER IN
>>218872238Many people are saying this
AYOI AM GOING IN TO SAVE THE SEASSONFIGURE IT OUT PERSONFIVE TOES DOWN
>>218872207>brings in direnc first>make it seem like she's the saviour of the season>hype her up for the entire night>freddy walks in and mogs herkino
Some good shit up until today but this sucks total ass for the entire day. This is my first season watching, did the other seasons have dogshit days like this?
this shit looks absolutely awfuli haven't watched a god damn secondit's so shit i just want to go there and wreck the house and everybody in it
>dont be like all of the winners of the other seasons>be the worst parts of burt and hide in a room talking at the camera
Bingo is furious at Bongo for saying she wants to keep taking kratom.
>>218872262Toss me one pls bro
>>218872222checkedI saw her nudes recently, and she was skinny, did just balloon again?
>>218872175>>218872245Jet literally got mad at fish yapping at the camera in S4 too, as it was too much like Cole.
This is Jets Ego death. He unironically bought into those Truman Show memes and thinks he's a genius.
>>218872187>People will watch this webm, and rage that he is gay and deny he isn't one of the goats of fishtankI don't care if he is a gay ass nigger, the fact someone like this unironically exists is what makes it amazing.
>>218872175there's nothing else nontent girls like this can do. they should've cast women with personalities instead
>play cards and do nothing every day>nobody wants you to play cards and do nothing every daythis fucking wigger is so retarded it's insane how the FUCK does he FUCK IT UP EVERY TIME
>>218872262
>>218872194here let me fix that for u
Can I get a qrd I wasn’t watching, what is going on?? (actual steinful for anyone who cares)
>>218872115Okay. In which case, I guess it’s just a mix of boredom, cheap production value, obviously favouritism of other fish and witnessing in real time just how shambolic it all is.Alternatively, everyone hopes they’ll meet Sam and it’s very obvious this year that won’t happen and they’re all checking out.
>>218872230Do you guys not consider the retardation from the contestants thats could result from this? Do you have an IQ above 100?
>>218872262oh anon...
>>218872234she was the driving force of lots of content the first week and they let her leave due to their retarded want for “fair competitions”
>>218872175bruh half of s1 realized this niggas in s5 are still this retarded it literally does work. especially on /ftl/ where half of it used to be what people said in other non-main rooms
>break up with your boyfriend and you will win
that's definitely bingo
>>218872289Alex B didn't need coaching or little activities to be the best fish of all time
>>218872187nothing will beat the burt show
JET YOU ARE FUCKING THE SEASON UP SO BAD BY BEIGN AS RETARDED IDIOT SAM SHOULD RETUNR N STRANGGLEEEE THE FUCKIGNA POUT OF YOU TOYU SARE DUM IDIOT DIEDE DIE DIE DIE DEIDEQ DIED EDIED EIDEJUDEIDIEDIEID
>>218872281(YOU)
what does ben even do?
as soon as jet leaves she needs to turn to the camera and say>i dont really have a boyfriend you retarded simps i cant believe you fell for that
>>218872239Vicky come home...
>>21887221480% of the people in this very thread -- yes, even you there with the GED and in the security office of walmart -- could run this show better.
>>218872282Pls post im curious, or at least tell me where they are. Doesn't even need to be the nudes, i just want to see what she is like without all that weight
>Jet is doing day 0 conversations on day 8 Uhmmm Jet maybe stop repairing the vibes 500 times in a row and give the girls stupid bits that they can do?
Jet is literally just describing the confessional cam.
Should've stayed reading Sam's superchats
>separate from the group and talk to the audiencejet learned from the best
SENDHIMIN
>James Drake has enough and punches Jet in the face>He falls backwards onto the bar fireplace and cracks his skull instantly dyingHow hard would you mark out?
>>218872316angie
Why did these fucking wiggers only make the webcam's viewable when they decide for it to be
>>218872281here you go, brother.
All Anissa needs to do is bring back her Dominatrix persona.
Maybe there’d be more content if the fish couldn’t go play zombies every night huh
>>218872250Once you accept that and begin to appreciate the disaster it actually loops back around to being one of the best. You're watching, in real time, a dream implode. You just gotta meet it at that level and adjust your expectations.
>actively avoid casting entertaining psychos because you want a "legit" game show friendtank>give your cast nothing to fucking do>be surprised when the show is boring>blame the people you cast for being exactly how the represented themselves in their auditionsjet is the worst part of fishtank and always has been
>>218872246Jon and Tai were both great upon return. Letty too to a lesser extent.
Why is Jet refusing to get a good freeloader instead of wasting time with friendtank content?
>>218872295nothing i think
>>218872217Hatewatching is how I cope, otherwise I'm going to be actively miserable whenever things fall apart.
>>218872201BINX <3
>>218872301yep that's where my hatred of this bullshit goes. angie sucked ass but she was making things fun. just like vicky was
>>218872133This show becomes much more enjoyable when you view the wiggers as incompetent fish doing their own "run a reality show" challenge.
>>218872285Kek forgot about that. He endlessly shoots himself in the foot
jet “cheating is so hot” neptune
>>218872294I don’t do repeats and I already replaced this file with the current one.
>>218872138I miss SamCan’t do this shit anymore
but thats what cole did and you kicked him out.
>>218872017Not the main meat and potatoes. Sam not being here and jet/ben not putting in showmanship effort is killing this season
its simple, set the fish into two seperate factions, bingo leading one, bongo leading the otherthere you go
>>218872312He was a brain addled ex-meth addict. If they want to get a bunch of Alex Bs, just do that then.
>>218872323which emma is in front of daily
>>218872201her face looks dead because of all her dumb makeup in comparison with her boobies ... haha boobies :")dumb bish
Landon saving that one to the spankbank
>So yeah basically break up with your boyfriend. and don't forget to bait TTS so i can earn more money.
>>218872326keep your retard parasocial shit to yourself chief
sendher.IN.
>we could have casted poop throwing retards>instead we casted you boring nontent whores>that's YOUR fault
>>218872339yea its like watching a car crash im locked in
>>218872332I would beat off to the footage for weeks
>>218872332does James hate Jet now?
>>218872278it worked for Tayleigh who had a good chance in s2
>>218872282Any nudes are old before fishtank before the heavy weight gain
>>218872356did he say that lol
"I'm a retard. I'm not good at being an entertainer" - Jet Neptune
Probably the best night still
>>218872326is this real?
all the guys this season are effortlessly entertaining ngl
>>218872321I think it was on simpcity's fishtank thread.My history says its this page https://simpcity.cr/threads/fishtanklive.503867/page-11
>>218872350For me it's Bianca
>>218872325Letty and Josie and Vance?
>>218872371i honestly think he lacks the mental faculties required for self reflection
>bart smokey
I would give anissa something to do
>>218872369why?
JET SAW THE R9K Message lmao
>jet mentions r9k thing out loud>sent jin home last season for it
>>218872241>The "get chips from other Fish" mission had JC being forced to talk to people, make deals, game them, and it was done in an interesting wayExactly. It baffles me that they've done the idea before, seen it work on their own show, but instead they think the right move to make it more entertaining is to tell the girls to talk about their feelings.
>>218872385this is where fishtank peaked IMO
NO ONE IS GOING TO BE INTERESTING AS LONG AS FISH CAN ELIMINATE FISHCHANGE THE ELIMINATION SYSTEM IMMEDIATELY
>>218872362No, jet is going to force this abortion to term and deliver it.
>>218872357but yours is broken I think let me fix it for u chat
>>218872399like what?
watching these dudes play video games fucking sucks
>>218872230that day where Sam was yelling at the fish for becoming friends with Charleston, when he was brought in to be an obstacle to them. As if that's their fucking fault.shit unironically pissed me off
>>218872385not even top 30
/ourblackqueen/ potato chip would save this season
Jet, just do individual bits with fish other than landon and twins. Its that simple, give the other fish an oportunity to shine. Its really that simple
>>218872408I hate him so much it's unreal
>>218872338they need 12 xbox ,.. no 15 and do prod vs fishnot rly
>>218872381yeah in a text to claire I believe
i can't help but laugh every time i look at him
twins arguing in dining roomfake?
>>218872415vicky tired after her nightly crashout and climbing into bed with you....
>>218872408he sent jin home because he was a walking sexual harassment lawsuit
>jet 'laughing' at the r9k xbox namehe wouldn't be laughing if it was a reference to claire or shadi, or joopy.
>Show so bad that the two annoying slobs in Head and Vicky are missed
COOMERTANKWILLCOME!
>>218872417a BIG puzzle
>>218872214___ ___
>>218872401He finally realized the best he can do is just own it . Jet mogging his haters.
Google jet r9k
jet coping
>googlejetr9kmy sides
>>218872433he's got nerd neck
>>218872423is there a clip of this?
>>218872423Charleston was a fucking faggot that nuked the vibes
>>218872432he's actually a scumbag
>google jet r9k is sending you a message see what it is
they need to give competition reality tv shows the respect they're due and take notesthere's zero game design sense in the challenges.you need activities that pit sides against each other and give reasons to sabotage contestants, ally with unlikely opponents, backstab, or use espionage
>>218872398why aren't they all playing left 4 dead together
>>218872440they literally told him they thought that stuff was funny. he got sent home because he kept bringing up Jet being on /r9k/ in front of him.
>>218872332>>218872376I’m fucking phoneposting in bed and just woke my gf up because I was shaking trying not to kek at this
>Jet is gonna markypost next
>yo google jet r9k is trying to send you a message broLMAO JET
Any good art this season?
>>218872408>>218872401He's grown up so much
>the computer lab>vibe repair>the unused market>emma, bezo, charity, ansia>no hell house>no fishtank >just friendtankthis is appalling and they need to pull the plug
>>218872391kek look how brown she is without her clown makeup
>>218872429ear. out.
>>218872408he sent jin home because of a possible markypost
chances jet kills himself after this season?
>>218872440Shut the fuck up, no it wasn't, and you know it. That's the most reddit opinion in all of Fishtank. "I hate him he's such a creep, ok now let's get back to puking on each other."
>>218872437NO JESUS NO!
Uhh I haven't been paying attention these last couple of days but i come back to these idiots making them play games all day? This guy should do something about it
>need a season pass to watch fishtank on their own site after 10pm>it's free on kickso dumb
>>218872448What the fuck even is this dance
NEW FREELOADER INCOMING
Jet and r9k mentioned, kek
So is Anisa convinced that following the twins is how to become popular?
>Jet pretending he owns hack_blastard posting nowDon't think so nigger. Johnny won.
>>218872468Just AI shit
Guys did the kratom finally opens Jet eyes and hes realizing just taking jabs is funnier than seething and ruining his own show?
bashir r9kposting and jet doesn't give a fuck. jincels BTFO
>>218872400You are going to change the world, brother. Get out there and make a difference. Start small, the inner circle, the ones close, the ones you love. Is there a void there? Is there something missing? Go out and find it. Make an effort. Be something you're able to reflect positive on at the end of the day. To be trapped inside your own head, and not outwardly searching for deeper meaning and connection, is only a detriment to growth. Be strong, and be vigilant.
>>218872426fucking taylor, does playboy but doesn’t even show a nipple. grim!
>>218872470why would they shut it down when they can bait the retarded paypigs into sending 30 TTS telling the fish its their fault for being boring?
>>218872476I'm going to buy a box of black candles and do rituals until the season ends. Wish me luck.
>>218872457https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erdyyQ20vq8&t=4304s
>>218872474Jin was being a fag
>>218872489that pizza fucks
Join this for the YouTube restream /hpZs4uvp
>>218872272When sam wasn't there yeah. Im glad everyone can see jet's incompetence
>>218872408>jet does something retarded that everyone clowns on him for and seethes about it>jet tries clowning on himself the following season to show he's self aware but it never works because he inevitably does something else retarded that everyone clowns on him for seethes about itEVERYFUCKINGSEASON
>>218872487the dance of goran's people
she's a good woman who doesn't bow to the wiggers
Jet must have taken an adderal or something. He's getting lost in the good feeling.
>>218872344okay yay! fuck AB
Nontent squad.The fuck was he thinking putting a game room in.
>>218872166really?
>>218872408that was Sam's idea
we need a homeless hide and seek challenge
production is killing controversyposting
>this isn't how I'd dress in a million years. Like a wiggerKek
>>218872448can someone post jet's dance from bitchtank (or maybe it was the pre-bitchtank cell).
>>218872482That guy has spent his entire life online and it shows. Absolutely no redeeming qualities. This is what happens to a discord/reddit mod when they're out in the world.
>jet laughing at r9k jokes nowit was always the marky option that got jin kicked
>>218872519He's in his flow state
>>218872474the /r9k/ mention and shit-testing were the cover, the actual reason was that they did not want to risk him going on the show just to markypost in front of sam.
This is the best fucking season ever as a catharsis for every Season Jet has fucked the audiance overWe've been marky postingHack_blastard postingand shit testing production EVERY SINGLE DAYSeason 5 is the /ftl/ won season
>>218872536vibes looking irreparable rn
>>218872515Frank is actually still watching, didnt expect that.
>>218872499jin opened the door for this
>>218872503If there were two buttons in front of me, and one of them was killing every latino, and one was killing every fishtank paypig + Jet, I'd pick the latter button.
To be fair to Jet, there is no other way he could react to this shit. Damned if he copes, super damned if he crashes out.
JET BEGGING FOR CONTENT LMAO
>>218872408sending jin home was sam's fault because he thought jin was gonna markypost. jet doesn't give a fuck about any of that bullshit evidently
>>218872538I assume marky is a banned tts word right?
>>218872539in the snowflake*
>>218872518Mommy
they desperately need a new face in the tank
i wish landon has a good life, i feel bad for the guy.
>>218872538It was just because Jin smelled bad and shit testing production
cant stand listening to landonhe's just painfully mentally slow
>to be fair to Jetinsider here
>wake up from nap>landon now looks like chad muska
I feel like Landon should win, he stands the most to gain from 50k.
Chances of Jet getting a call from Sam if JD says marky for a third time?
>make it so that contestants choose who gets eliminated>don't give them anything to do>wonder why the fish are boring
>>218872471She's pretty pale now without it
>>218872538He vocally said he never would have done that.
>>218872489That aint Cheese Fries
>>218872572same
>>218872545or they desperately need the money and don't give a fuck because sam isn't host
has vicky said anything online since she left?
Jet jestermaxxing finally. this is what we wanted all along. thank you whoever made him see the light. Maybe this season will be saved after all.
jet is growing up - the future is beautiful and fishtank will prosper
>>218872570>Jet gets to fuck this while you're single alone and simping over mids
>contestant complaining about the quality of video games in the houseHELL HOUSE
>>218872507thanks anon
someone needs to smash the videogame room
sam needs to get off his fucking gay jewish ass AND COME HERE AND STRANGLE THE THE FUCK OUT OF HJET JET IS HIGH ON SOEMTHING AND HE NEEDS TO BE PUNISHED FUICKING WORTHLES JUNKIE YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOPURSELF YOU STUPID FKING SLAVIC PIEC FO SHSIT WOW YOU ARE HARBAGE JET GUC,ING DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
>>218872544when jin mentioned r9k thats all everyone was talking about in the threads
im joining the doombros. this season is stillborn
>>218872556>HE DOESN'T CARE BROSHe cares a lotYou don't remember how many people got banned in S2 for Hack_blastard posting
Jet is vibing really hard rn, I think he’s learning and growing. Let’s all thank Jet for this season. [Don’t forget to delete this and report all posts containing my ass]
>>218872534this is all i got
>>218872545there is no we, faggot
JEW LIES
>>218872589say hi to her hereshe posts
great exposure jet
>>218872589She immediately ODed in kratom
What happened today that made everyone go doomer? I'm not tapped in.
EMMA HAS CHOSEN ANISSA AS HER NEXT HUMAN SHIELD
I see production knows their place now.
>>218872579nothing in his life would improve from 50k
>>218872610nothing has happened for 2 days
Too bad Jet didn't give these peptalks to boring Ellie because he wanted to traverse her rice paddies
bingo pissed at bongo at the bar
>Bingo about to leave>Bongo yelling at her to drink>They're constantly bickering
>>218872559multiple marky tts have got through. they dont give a shit since sam isnt there.
>>218872591>thank you whoever made him see the lightTight 18 yr old asian pussy
>>218872593any white guy can fuck an Asian girl they're like practice girlfriends
>>218872556>>218872538Can't believe the astroturfing on this shit. This is just like Letty suddenly "owning" Nina in Bloodgames to cover up for kicking Cole in S2. Holy shit.
>>218872522>Put in a computer room so that the boys do nothing>Tell the nontent girls to start yapping at the cameraIt's honestly comical how bad this is. Season 4 was dogshit, and they decided to take the worst parts of it for this season.
>>218872603Bitchtank was Jet at his happiest
>>218872580Did this happen in past seasons?
>>218872246Freddy and his nigger friends were beating up Betty. Alex B is still a xan out delusional freak. Burt is still Burt.
Ben, can we get a challenge tonight or nah?
>>218872613>Jet get me Marvel Ultimate Alliance NOW
>>218872551God he’s so fucking ugly
that's it I'm gonna send my audition
>>218872620I hope they leave. I do love them but it ruining jets show takes precedence.
>>218872564lol she was so much fun man
>>218872607It's all the reflective grease. Can't be helped.
>>218872616to be fair nothing happened all season until drunk piece of shit
bongo is breathing smoke
Conflict is interesting and there is no conflict this season.
Bongo turning heel on Bingo
>>218872576I have talked as much shit as anyone else on here on Jet. My point just was there is no way for him to react to people fish saying "google jet r9k" without getting clowned. Same shit when teachers tell kids not to react to bullies, cuz crashing out just looks 10x worse.
i love them <3
Bongo keeps forcing Bingo to drink, she’s a bad woman.
NEW>>218872630>>218872630>>218872630new>>218872630>>218872630>>218872630
>>218872614i dunno, 50k is a lot of bills paid. if not improve, at least provide relief.
why does Jet keep filming the utility boxes they run cables through on the walls
>>218872626Never seen a bigger cope
>>218872646beer
we are full on friendtank vlogging right now
Jet in cope mode now, trying to keep it together
>>218872584>Brown to her haggard bones
>>218872620Fucked up to make them tethered >Like cat dog
everyone else in the house effortlessly entertaining besides emma and anissa
>>218872607meanwhile on big brother...
>>218872671they're noodle whores
im scared bingo is hangry and tired
>>218872610everyone is realizing Sam completely saved the show like every other day
>>218872662He made his bed already by being faggy and cagey about it so of course we're going to clown on him for it
sam doesn't even do standup anymore because of those two kids going up to him with marky shirts
jet sounds defeated
>>218872636Someone called the hotel in season 3 and the front desk person asked for a Marky
the twins fighting makes me sad
>i'm not finna lay down right nowlol
thanks.
Bingo is so much smarter it's insane
Bongo being a real bitch rn
So not a single contestant from season 4 bought into season 5? They all just bounced with the 8k?
my son told me bill ottman showed off his new bike and gave a speech to his elementary school. thank you bill.
>2026 Season 5 and Klaus is still seething about Jin
I wish sam was there to make emma piss herself and shave her head. that's the type of content i can really jack my willy to.
>>218872659The cast fucking sucks and has no chemistry or interesting interpersonal dynamics amongst themselves. Been saying this for days.
>>218872703Is that it though? I thought marky TTS came in sometimes too
>>218872708FUCK meant for >>218872603
>>218872719They dropped the buy in thing. Aryeh and Freddy have been begging to come back
>YOU'RE NOT LISTENING>YOU FOOL
why is bongo losing it again?
>>218872625geeeez.... talk about a TLP
>>218872732This is only because they have to play nice because of jets retarded elimination rules.The bullet sucks
>>218872740oh well I suppose
>>218872734There were a few in each season yeah. In bitch tank Claire and Shadi got to go on instagram where people got Claire to ask who Marky was and in season 4 they did the same to Bam's wife
Why are the twins fighting
>>218872584the older pic is just dark from the quality
>>218872755bingo being a buzzkill
Bongo is the bitch and Bingo is the little angel
>>218872655No we had Bashir jihad, Head shitting in the bar and James’s award winning acting performance. Even before that you had Vicky breaking down, Charity getting trashed and leaving and Bezo swallowing gallons of cum.
There is absolutely no chance bingo and bongo don't end up quitting right?
SAM IS IN ATLANTA RN
>>218872695anyone with half a brain knew this would be a problem before the season began. When Sam gives a fuck and isn't grifting or dropping nigger-IQ tier political takes he's magnetic on camera. He literally got famous making ultra-low quality videos by himself in his mom's bathroom. You can't just replace that.
bingo is going to quit within 3 days maxthis could be prevented if jet wasn't a retard and just gave her healthy food
>>218872628I still think that was more Sam being overprotective of Letty and not something she requested herself
Cant believe these retards rly thought making contestants play cards and video games would be entertaining to watch
>>218872698I know, he has to take it. But what he did was better than the alternative.
Can Bingo stay if Bongo gets voted out?
>>218872825Insider here BTW
>>218872755Bongo is just being a bitch for no reason
Goldstriker Inbound
Bongo supremacy
the twins are everything josie's simps pretended she was in season 1 lol
>>218872829You’re not wrong but If they brought back sharks and didn’t force the fish to be boring with the bullet it could’ve worked. The lesson here isn’t that Sam made the show, it’s that jet ruins it.
Bongo is a perfect example of why it is impossible to talk to women
>>218872825proof?
CHECKS SAMS INSTA
JD SAID THE N WORDCODE RED ALERTJD SAID THE N WORD
>>218872489that would hit the spot right now
JD IS NINAPOSTINGHE'S ON FIRE SOMEBODY STOP THIS NIGGA
>>218872978It was on his instagram but he deleted the story
>>218872829Don't even need him on camera. I'd take him staying downstairs and advising. He understands the vibes better than jet
>>218873036he's told them before that this style elimination is retarded because it cucks content.
>>218873036It’s so obvious -Make the nontent girls walk and split the twins into 2 contestants-mock and mog Drake with big freeloaders-pork on bashir + Reddit atheist talk -call JD stupid, not a real engineer -frankThey don’t need Sam they need IQ over 110
That's all I wanted to see. The twins hugging.
Is is true that Sam sold all his IRL fishtank stoax?
>your mums going to die and you'll have no onegood pep talk Landon
>>218873823>know your place bingo and bongo
