akoocheemoyathe bones of our ancestors: >>218858480
star trek sex with shran
First for Troi
Pitch your ideas for the next Trek show.Hard mode: no time travel.
>>218879085a crew of intrepid ferengi travel the galaxy in search of opportunity
>…the federation is the one who caused mass starvation on Bajor because we took out your supply lines during the war? Am I hearing that right?
>>218879133everyone is tired of jews though
>>218879085Vulcan gangster pulls off a heist on an Orion Syndicate stash.
>>218879149the ferengi aren't jewsthe goobacks are jews
>>218879085Treks played, they should remake lexx.
>>218879085Trek is burned out, make a 40k Rogue Trader series instead.
>>218879085easy mode it isThe captain of the last Miranda-class gets recruited by temporal agents to fix the kurtzman timeline, the ship is gutted and retrofitted with enough firepower and shields to make the Defiant take a step back, including obliviating agonizer pulse phasers. They follow the trail of STD people back starting from Academy, annihilating that ugly eyesore of a ship into a thousand pieces. Finally, after spending the entire episode systematically wiping out every Kurtzman ship save the Picard one, because the Confederation seems like it could be turned into a cool second mirror universe, maybe a mirror of the mirror or something. Anyways, they follow the trail back to the first time Michael Burnham has the helical drive spun up, orders the transporter to activate, and beams a bunch of self-sealing stem bolts off the ship, causing the saucer to shatter apart, before finally blasting her through her heart, causing a warp core detonation and eradicating Kurtzman trek forever out of any timeline. They send the... ball AI thing to the confederation reality or whatever, who cares.Then the captain makes out with his Caitian lover.After that season 2 e1-2 two parter, the series finally begins with their second mission from temporal ops.
Is it still statutory rape if they’re trill and the symbiont is 600 years old?
>>218879085A show centered on the vulcans, from there hedonistic days to there first interactactions with humanity , not sure if anybody except old trek fans would like it though
>>218879085>Hard mode: no time travelEasy mode, because I've never been too fond of time-travel stories in anything outside of where it is the central focus of the narrative. Used sparingly sure, I'll concede that much, but when the narrative starts to treat it as a critical factor, like in ENT with the Temporal Cold War or DIS with both the Mirror Universe shit and the Red Angel or in Picard season 2 where they can beat us about the head with pointless non-sequiturs like>ICE bad>Pollution bad>make Guinian cryIt becomes a fucking chore, and raises more questions than it'll ever hope to answer. But I digressHonestly, I'd like to see the Voyager concept done well, as I feel out of all the Trek shows, it had the most potential. As controversial as it is to probably say here, I think that it was Stargate Universe of all shows that actually did it justice, since it did show a crew stranded far from home having to adapt to a new environment in order to both survive and find a way home.
>>218878998You can tell she has pussy hair unfortunately
>>218879414>unfortunately
>>218878826why did you chuds do this? you are fucking nazis
>>218879411>I'd like to see the Voyager concept done well, as I feel out of all the Trek shows, it had the most potential.I'd want to see Voyager but it actually takes them 80 years to get home. Use cryosleep to separate seasons.You could use a Lost Era starship so that by the time it arrives home it's right around the "present"
>>218879316Vulcans are just a ripoff of Eldar from 40k, complete with a hedonistic early history that nearly destroyed them, and consequently being split into two races.
>>218879555Didn't the 40k move they made already , suck. You want more?
>>218879580There was a 40k movie?
>>218879688Remember the board pissing on it, didn't watch it though.
>>218879688Yeah Event Horizon
So no , new shows, upcoming will this general become like /mlp/ a ghost , kept alive by gooners?
>>218879085STAR TREK YEAR 1- (filmed in the style of TOS s1 with accurate Enterprise recreated) EPISODES- 1- "Falseship Enterprise" Kirk takes command of the Enterprise after it is refit back to its proper look. The Enterprise comes upon an exact duplicate of itself, it turns out to be a giant space-dwelling being who mimics starships, and think they are the Enterprise. The two Enterprises fight and Kirk and crew fight duplicates of themself inside the belly of the beast, and realize too late that they are being swallowed. Only Kirk can convince the big creature that it is not a starship and never will be. It returns to its natural form and the real Enterprise begins its voyage. "There's only one Starship Enterprise" Kirk says.2- "Turnabout Detrooner"- Sulu begins a relationship with Pike's old ops officer Jenna Mitchell, but is shocked to learn she is not an Asian woman but a WHITE MAN who trooned out and changed race. Offended, Uhura takes a leave of absence. Kirk investigates the situation by pretending to romance Mitchell, there he learns that "she" is actually his old academy best friend Gary Mitchell! horrified, Sulu chases Mitchell through the Enterprise with a sword. Kirk reminds Mitchell of their past and we get flashbacks of Kirk at the academy with Mitchell and their adventures, and tells Gary to come to his senses and he is a white man, and tells him only GOD can choose a person's race or sex. With Kirk's friendship and a little help from Spock's logic, Gary turns back to his old self, and Kirk begins the Enterprise's mission out of the galaxy.
>>2188801513- "The Assassin" - We pick up after WNMHGB, Kirk is sad about Mitchell's death and has to pick Spock as his first officer. The Enterprise returns to the galaxy where Kirk discovers his father has been murdered! He investigates and learns an ancient assassin is targeting his family. He and Spock investigate and learn that Kirk is being targeted because of his distant ancestor Charlie, who inspired him to be the man he is today. The assassin will stop at nothing to wipe out the Kirk bloodline. The assassin kills and replaces Yeoman Smith and begins a relationship with Captain Kirk with the intent to poison him, but when Kirk is blinded by love in his grief, Mr. Spock's logic saves him and exposes the assassin. Spock performs a Vulcan ritual to manifest Charlie's mind in Kirk's, showing that his legacy lives on in Kirk, he defeats the assassin but then suspects Spock of being Satan and fights him, until eventually his spirit passes on peacefully into the afterlife. Kirk selects Spock as his new XO 4- "Just an Old Country Doctor" - When Dr. Piper is killed in action on a western theme planet by the savage natives, Kirk hires his old friend Dr. McCoy to join the Enterprise. But McCoy's un-PC remarks make him blacklisted in Starfleet, so Kirk decides to take the Enterprise out of Starfleet and join UESPA, which has less woke policies. Starfleet hunts down the Enterprise but Kirk eventually exposes a conspiracy within Starfleet to push an agenda, starting with the first captain of the Enterprise Robert April, who has been replaced by an impostor. Kirk restores the real April but decides to stick with UESPA until Starfleet can fully go back to how it was before. Meanwhile, Spock and McCoy start their iconic feud while McCoy succeeds where Piper failed on the western planet from the beginning
>>2188801615- "Utopia Lost"- The Enterprise lands on a planet that is identical to 1950s Earth on the surface, but more like a woke dystopia underground. The underground people want to take over the surface, the crew are in a prime directive dilemma before Kirk lays down the law. 6- "Benefit of the Doubt" A new alien has joined the Enterprise crew, disgusting and revolting to most of the crew but top brass insists that it is allowed to serve on the Enterprise, despite being totally unqualified, because that race had just joined the Federation, and they need to match a quota. However, the non-humanoid alien is from a planet with no technology and does not understand Starship life, causing chaos on the ship! Kirk tells the creature that today it has proven it is not qualified for Starship life. Being in the space service means being the best man for the job, and the creature is not. Mr. Spock questions Kirk's logic, and McCoy is caught between, but eventually Kirk proves to be right .
>>218879411>as I feel out of all the Trek shows, it had the most potentialFor me, I'm disappointed that that the concept of Andromeda Trek was wasted on Discovery's later seasons. I think the idea of a Star Trek captain getting thawed out in a future where things have strayed from the Federation's ideals and they try to bring back the Federation and Starfleet is strong. I would have preferred we got it instead of Enterprise.
Somebody in the last thread said nu-Trek was dead. How is it dead?
>>218879085in 2029, star trek set in 2557 simple as
>>218878826>my name is chicote, spelled chakotay
>>218880382Starfleet Academy is officially cancelled already. I'd say we can officially call it dead when Seasons 4 and 5 of Strange New Worlds come out and there are no new projects announced, and no projects that were announced are shown off.
>>218878998Greek whore
>>218880137now it'll go back to what it was before you newfags showed up. literally no one was talking about nutrek except ONE known troon who was only shitposting it to troll. you fags put him put of business by unironically discussing it.
>>218880473no one discusses it here except those troons from /co/ that came here because of lower decks. 99% of /trek/ is just troons talking about it and shilling it now>ONLY on heckin paramount+ xisters!!
>>218879085I would structure just the pilot around time travel and the Mycelial network.The end result would be the network's destruction, from all of history, as a big middle finger to Kurtzman. Sort of like destroying the time anomaly in All Good Things.The rest of the show would just take place a few years after Voyager following a new crew and the Romulans scheming to fill the power vacuum after the Dominion war, with an open ended future, effectively erasing all of Nu-Trek.
>>218880473So what you guys, just dicuss 30yo shows and ignore the new lore? Pretty based actually.
>>218880382No nutrek in production, newest nuslop offering canceled after 2 seasons but in reality it was instantly canceled because season 2 was filming before season 1 even aired. Kurtzman's contract ends this year.
>>218880803>KurtzmanEvery single time.
>>218879085Fuck off, Paramount inten. If you want our ideas, then you can pay for them like you used to in the 90s.
>>218879085A 24th century officer gets thrown into the future and...>no time travel.Oh. IDK then
>>218880803>Kurtzman
>>218881319>no time travelEasy>pull a Red Dwarf and have the officer frozen in stasis right before a major event keeps them trapped for x years>have the warp drive break in a weird way and their ship experiences a time dilation effect that has them arrive x years in the future (Star Wars had this happen as a background event in the lead up to Episode 2)https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Bosbit_Matarcherhttps://web.archive.org/web/20130728111154/http://www.holonetnews.com/48/life/13321_2.html
What do you guys think of DS9 s4e3 The Visitor? I didn't think it was great but I imagine some people probably do.
>>218881699its the only episode of star trek ive every seen and i think its the best television episode of all time.
>>218879085Keep it simplePost dominion war show 25 years in the futureFemale Vulcan captainWhite female 2nd in commandCardassian female chief engineerFemale andorian security officerFemale klingon medical officerData's new android daughterSelf insert human male ensign
>>218882209Bonus points: The Ensign is Barclay's son
>>218878826>"Jamake Highwater," born Jackie Marks, served as a consultant on Native American culture to Star Trek: Voyager. Though he claimed American Indian ancestry, he was in fact of Eastern European Jewish background. "Highwater" was heavily criticized by actual American Indians for his writings, which typically contained stereotypical and inaccurate depictions of Indian culture.
>>218879521But I did nothing
>>218882325No YOU DID, by not watching it and defending it from the f*cking NAZIS you are complicit in It's demise. YOU ARE WORSE.
>>218882361>you are complicit in It's demiseCool. Where do I collect my award/trophy?
>>218882361But I wasn't the target audience.
>>218882361>Bitte schön! Your welcome!
>>218882598just watched this epI figured Leonard would have been annoyed with dressing as a nazi but he didnt care, but the chick in that ep threw a huge bitchfit but gene told her to shut the fuck up and nazi it up
>>218882446Just look at the stars.
>>218882361>>218882537Exactly, the told us not to watch!l. So we didn't! What else did they expect of us?
>>218882695tbf I didn't know they'd told us not to watch. I just assumed that if they wanted me to watch it they wouldn't have filled it fat boons and gay klingons.
>>218879521Anyone who uses the word center as a verb is a faggot. That's one of the things I've decided recently.
>>218879085Star Trek: Voyeur; show chronicles a Hierarchy ship as they spy on people and watch them fuck
>>218879085Weyoun 1What's HIS story?
>>218879312Interesting question. Ezri should’ve been about 10 years younger. Worf would get his own Keiko scene
Can someone post the TNG one of these?
>tfw no 600 year old underage joined trill ex wife
>one of the Neelix tapes leaked over subspace
>>218883866>"leaked" but still censorednice try section 31
>The Net is filled with nude pictures of me...Boys need something nice to look at when we're not blowing up spaceshipsWhat did she mean by this?
>>2188790855 episode short series of the Vulcans exploring space ending the show with them seeing the first Earth ship doing Warp Travel and making first contact
>>218883960Its weird how in the 90s actresses had to be "cool" to men. Thank god those days are over.
>Neelix (((happens))) to find a group of """Talaxians""" and stays behind right before they return to Federation space/lawI'm nooticing...
Tuvix is the most powerful
>>218880803Season 2 is going to have atrocious editing and SFX because they know nobody is going to watch it. Can you imagine how awful the ratings must have been for them to cancel it this quickly?
>>218884664Has nothing to do with ratings, we all know the NAZIS of paramount cancelled it because of politics
>>218884020And then getting shotgunned
>>218879521I've thought this for like ten years now but it's just incredible how these people can't assess anything based on its level of quality, it's too subjective and intangible for them, so instead they have this list of checkboxes that qualifies a thing as good or not good. Who cares if it's on the "right side of history" if the writing and acting is fucking atrocious.
>>218879521>You just want a show that's five white dudes on the bridge of the Enterprise!>Ignoring how DS9 is the third most popular show and features a black Captain and his transgender slug bestie
>>218880803Shooting season 2 before season one always felt like a coup for Kurtzman since it means they'll be under no pressure to course correct, but I wonder if it's actually contributed to it getting cancelled even faster, like he's lumped them with such a worthless season 2 they're like "oh fuck this shit, pull the plug"
>>218884188What?
>>218884997>season 2>season oneWhy did I do that
>>218885025Also, shit>Shooting season 2 before season one*Shooting season 2 before season 1 had even finished airingI shouldn't post straight after waking up.
>>218884676Define "Nazi"...Is it the opposite of "Faggit"?If so, then I prefer Nazi Trek over Faggit Trek any day.
>>218885341Trek has always been left wing but it hasn't always been faggy.
>>218884980>transgenderSymbionts are basically just memory basins. I don’t even they’re sentient
>>218885652Shut up, don't try and counter the narrative
>>218879085clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick
>>218884997The streaming model finds it the most profitable to order 20 episodes at once, split them into two seasons, and then renegotiate the contract depending on the success of those two seasons.
>>218885769Return to monke
It was a being 75,000 light-years from the bones of our ancestors hazard
>>218879085Here's a wild fucking idea: a starship on a five year mission to seek out new life and new civilizations. A crew of mature and professionals characters handle different practical and moral challenges. Low budget, competent writing and acting.
>>218886479Actually, and Ironically, Chakotay was relatively close to the bones of his ancestors.
>>218882619Which is why women, by their very nature, are incompetent to lead, and should never be placed in positions of power over men. Roddenberry understood this, and that understanding was evident in the way women were portrayed and talked about by his characters, both male and female, in the original series.
>>218885769it might have made it more complicated, but I always thought the Xindi Council should have had a Hoshi-equivalent translator character.Insectoid: clickclickclickclcikTranslator: He said I don't agree with you...Degra: I heard him! That's not what he said!it was silly to think they ALL learn clickclick and whale-song languages. and it could have put a GIRL in the room. unless the whale and bug were female, that council was a total sausage-fest lol
>>218886529Dagger of the Mind is one of my favorite episodes of the entire franchise, and Simon Van Gelder one of my favorite characters.
>>218882619>would have been annoyed with dressing as a naziAmusingly, like everything else, the quality of Jews has gone to shit over the last few decades. Nimoy was old guard. See the following: https://youtu.be/kmzPnpn63nA
>>218886529That's...no, no anon that's too wild. Get some autistic brown vegan neurodivergent twin-spirit lesbians in there immediately or you're fired.
>>218886785>Rand: Men only want one thing, and it's disgusting.>slow pan to M'Ress idly pawing at her station>whip pan to Kirk with a smug grin on his face
>>218886840IIRC Xindi-Insectoids are asexual and the Aquatic representatives on a council were a male and more influential female.
Is this true?It reminds me of when Sisko went to the past and had to fight for workers rights, because it was so horrible that the government stopped the "Pay people to dig holes and fill them up again" program and instead gave everyone out of work free food and free beds. Absolute hell on earth, a despotic, capitalist regime, I'm sure you'll agree.But no, really, they had an episode about no human being is illegal?>>218879521>trek should not be TNG>trek should not be for cishet white men>trek should be different and maintain trek's philosophyThe philosophy of heterosexual white men having sex across the stars, especially with white women larping as native americans, and standing for the national anthem?When they talked about cultural appropriation, I didn't realize they were talking about what they wanted to do.
Someone make a webm of Academy ending by dissolving into the background while Riker says "Computer, end program"
>>218886999I did not watch Picard.
>>218887127I probably am asking the wrong place for opinions on a compromised production.
>>218886999>No human bean is illegal!>now detonate the hydrogen bomb aboard the Marquis ship
>>218886840Yes. Yes... We must have more women, homosexuals, and blacks in positions of power over those stupid straight white males who up until now engineered and built our modern world. With the help of our entertainment media we will soon take it over, and exploit it for ourselves, until we finally run it into the ground.
>>218886999>Rios gets picked up, immediately treated like he doesn't belongHe doesn't. Literally. What is wrong with these people? Do they think "trust me mang" from a guy that doesn't exist should be accepted for a dude with no record of existing?
>>218887179The Chudha meme is REAL.>We can destroy entire companies and put hundreds out of work simply by ignoring corporate product
>>218886999>But no, really, they had an episode about no human being is illegal?They did, it was hamfisted as hell and also just kinda happened but then had no bearing on the story at all
>>218879155This was the plot of first couple eps of PIC S3.
>>218882209>Female Vulcan captainI got you xixter
>we should bang, akoochemoya?>mmmmonkeys... hehe...What an utterly autistic episode.
>>218879085A 90 minute special in which a band of Klingon warriors repeatedly sodomise Alex Kurtzman, while Mike and Rich from RLM are invited to a first row seat, the same way family members of victims are invited to the public execution of their killer.
>>218887402>forgot the imagefug
>>218879521>...it was review bombing>Paramount and Secret Hideout are innocent!Meanwhile, in reality...
>>218879555Vulcans and their history were created 20 years before Warhammer was created. (66-67 vs. 87).Think you've got it backwards chief
>>218887657Best From Mumbai Yes
Why doesn't Star Trek use warhammers? Nobody wears a helmet.
>>218887292>ignore STD, it dies>ignore PIC, it dies>ignore SNW, it dies>ignore PROD, it dies>ignore ACK, it diesOur power of knows no bounds
>>218887402https://youtube.com/shorts/VF9cZbh3dnY?si=gAAponj0GAK1DDLv
>>218886915This is one reason why the positive future that Star Trek originally envisioned will never come to pass unless and until insane asylums are reopened and operational.
>>218887764>Nobody wears a helmet
>when I watch star trek I don't want a crew and a ship or even the federation>I want the sopranosUser was claiming that the review bomb killed it and that review bombs happen because of gender swaps and race swaps, and it's why the new Little Mermaid failed, because of racist review bombers.When another user pointed out this Star Trek had none of that, his retort was people who haven't seen Star Trek before review bombed it because it wasn't anything like Old Trek. Either no-one questioned how that makes sense or he blocked everyone before they could.
>>218887888I like how they always start off by saying >I love old Star Trek which is why I hate old Star Trek and don't want anything like old Star Trek. Long time OG Trek fan btw
>>218887764>Nobody wears a helmet.
>>218879085First, completely ignore the last 10 years of tv shows (given)It's set 40ish years after voyager returns.The captain is a positronic AI built directly into the computer of an experimental ship. The neural gel packs are also in play. There are holo emitters through the ship, and as such half the crew isn't human, or even alien, they're not even real. Most aren't advanced holograms and therefore aren't given ranks.There is a human as 2nd in command, they are consistently at odds with the computers logic and rigor.The chief engineer is Molly O'Brien, who can relieve the captain of duty if they seem them corrupted or unfit in some fashion.There is a young-appearing Q who made it through Starfleet seemingly without using any powers, he's an ensign. Everyone suspects him of being nefarious but has never shown to be so. Starfleet couldn't just deny him entry though because that would be racist, and he was technically a citizen of a federation colony before showing Q powers.An andorian. I just like them. She's a sexpot.That's all I got for now. It's a typical mission of exploration and science. Less political affairs for the most part, but occasionally bumping heads with other known groups, species, etc.
>>218888197>There are holo emitters through the ship, and as such half the crew isn't human, or even alien, they're not even real. Most aren't advanced holograms and therefore aren't given ranks.Yeah no. I get enough AI slop irl. I don't need that shit in Star Trek. Way to miss the point. Fag.
>>218879414Tell Harry, you're a fucking faggot.
>>218882223>>218882209Lmao.I'd watch it.
>>218878998star trek sex with troi
>>218887764>>218888149Not so fast, pal.
>>218882223Who'd be the mother?
Let's be honest, we all laughed or cheered when Neelix got his lungs removed.
>>218888238The advent of AI has made me want no stories with AISeeing all those stories about women getting AI boyfriends and having funerals when their provider dumbs him down (because, surprise surprise, there's no money in chatbots) is just depressing
>>218887888>>218888025>Can we have less, you know, trekking through the stars? It's a played out concept by now.
>>218888238That is the point. It's to build understandable conflict into the ship in a way you can relate to, that also challenges precious trek lore (measure of a man, the doctor, etc).Keep everything general and don't draw 1:1 parallels (no sam altman standin and shit). Just write stories.The main protags of the show would be the flesh and blood crew, but they have to deal with an AI cap'n.
>>218887888What's with so many SFA defenders shaming people for wanting something more like TNG and calling us whiny? It's not like we're inundated with TNG clones. All I can think of is The Orville and as far as official Trek goes it's been nearly 30 years since Voyager.Some of us don't even necessarily want TNG clones, just something that at least feels like it exists in the same world as TNG-DS9-VOY. A show about cadets *could* have satisfied that itch if it actually tried.
>>218888406>preciousPrevious. Phone posting on the toilet.
>>218888359And then Kes gave him one of her. What a waste.
>>218888448They can't admit that the kurtzman productions are just plain bad
>>218887798holy fu king shit my sides, i've never seen this before, thank you, i am actually crying from laughing
>checking the archive for Trek stuff I posted before my hard drive died>I posted this 11 years agoJesus ChristStar Trek needs more split diopter, it's the obvious solution
>>218888781it looks great with a good director, TMP is okay too
TMP is the best Star Trek film
>>218888875As ASMR for sleeping, yes.
>>218888888Nigger
>>218888888cannot argue with the digits but the original would be dozens of projectors rolling at once around the set. like sleeping in traffic.
>>218888875Agreed.It's the most like a Star Trek episode of any movie. Insurrection is a runner-up but it's more like a shitty TNG two-parter (not one of the good ones)
>>218888888checked
>>218888851>it looks great with a good directorAnd good directors with their priorities straight know that we definitely need to be distracted by this weird guy loitering on the bridge
>>218888888wasted
>>218888888>7 8sI will now watch TMP to fall asleep, in your honor anon
>>218888888Mediocre
>>218888888Red alert, security to the bridge
>Kirk activates science doodad that gives everyone reefer madnessRealistically somebody should have died. There were weapons laying around everywhere and they all were just punching each other.
>>218888448I'm as baffled as you are.I can't imagine what their bubbles are saying to make them suddenly blame love for the old shows for the failure of their new one.I imagine if the show had 50 seasons they'd say it's good because it's just like TNG and haters don't like Star Trek.It's such a bizarre reversal.
>>218887788
>>218888962zero time to change camera settings, kino train has no brakes. put something on that mark and lets go.TMP's production should have had more behind the scenes stuff for regular production not just sexy model work.
>>218888406>conflict into the ship in a way you can relate toI don't have conflicts with chatbots, why do you?
What's better, Star Trek strict Prime Directive, or Stargate "lol, your gods are fake, anyway, here's a gun you primitives" approach?
>The Mark of Gideon>Kirk becomes embroiled in an alien race's plot to reduce the population of its planet by infecting people with a lethal plagueCurious
What the fuck I don't remember this
>>218889438The Prime Directive, when handled properly (which admittedly isn't often), can lead to interesting premises.
>>218889488I was just talking to my dad about that episode how it’s literally just India
TMP is great but you can tell they were writing it as they were filming (which is exactly what happened)
>>218889932For the most part I like it, but it did felt a bit high on it's own farts (huge budget).
TMP is the only actual Star Trek movie. WoK ruined the franchise with its hollow action slop.
>>218889488I'll give you three strips of gold-pressed latinum for the fe-male
>>218890056it's not fair to call TWOK hollow action slop when 90% of it is still character-driveneven the TNG movies aren't, although it gradually creeps in starting with FC
>>218889932the funny part is the preproduction for star trek TV series part 2 was massive and they just threw everything away multiple times to get TMP. Just kept piling on shit til everything was ruined and STILL managed kino.
>>218890127>Give me back my prop!
>>218890127The Ferengi performances in that episode are genuinely embarrassing secondhandedly but their dialogue is great.
>>218889488>Vegan choriomeningitis>>218889932I think it was fine.I was very confused for a moment with what anon said because I didn't remember it being like that because it's really just another "Character is trapped on a fake enterprise" episode which is probably done in every single season of any Star Trek at least twice, sometimes not even using a transporter to get there. I'd even include things like image related in that.It made me think of the Twilight Zone and the episode with the human zoo. The people staring is more interesting than the alleged philosophical question, especially with the rushed part of "Disease is fine but condoms, abortion and just not having sex aren't".
>>218889961the huge budget was mostly unrealized waste from mismanagement. paramount was somehow more of a clusterfuck back then.
>>218890164The production of TMP is fascinating to me, I own several books on itHow it went from movie to TV pilot back to movie several times
Star Trek 5 is not that bad, if we ignore crappy humor, and low standard special effects. I like all the character moments we get there, like the camping scene, or McCoy facing his great regret.
>>218889407I don't. Why are you purposefully being retarded? They've already established in Star Trek that holograms and Androids count as human, but where's the line? Like measure of a man, or polanski, the conflict would be between who thinks the captain is a tool and who thinks it's a sentient being. Same with data, or the doctor.No one thinks that AI is legitimately intelligent irl except a few nutjobs. But what if AGI actually comes about in your lifetime? How do you prove it?And once a society accepts it, how do you keep it reigned in? I wouldn't revolve the whole show around it, the show would still be about exploration and space travel and andorian sexpots.
>>218884868Being bored is important. They've been constantly entertained and propandized for their entire lives. They haven't had a chance to develop a sense of individuality. That is why the concept of subjective taste is unfamiliar; everything has always been dictated. In addition, playing outside with kids unsupervised is important. That is where you learn to deal with nuance. "How do we play without inviting that weird kid? How do we stop those two from always fighting?" This, too, has been deprived to most kids born after 1990. Worst of all, they're publicly schooled. Because of all this, reality is checkboxes, not a subjective experience colored by objective principles. Reality is obedience and consumption. Noticing this is where the NPC meme came from: you know every opinion and way that it will be expressed by these types within 30 seconds of speaking with them.
>>218890331>>218890354
>>218890056This talking point is so dumb, as if TOS didn't have "hollow action slop." TOS had a wide variety of stories, exciting action episodes included, and the 6 films are just as varied as the series.
>How come he don't want me, man? AWWWW SHEEEEEEIIIIITTTTT
the most unforgivable thing about ACK-!! to me is how they said sisko lied and never came back from the wormholethey can go to hell for that
Is there really a future for trek?
>>218890869...why would hologram have crying program?
>>218890978There's still time to retcon everything as a fever dream or a simulation.
>>218890986I hope not
>>218891077Why would you choose someone ugly, short or balding to be a hologram?Life is filled with questions
>>218889579is this a Bjork video
>>218879085The West Wing/House of Cards but it's the United Federation of Planets and less gay Jewish Aaron Sorkin dialogue.
>>218890978And Kasidy Yates apparently had a miscarriage or abortion according to the family tree shown in the 'sode. Just disrespectful all around.
VOY > DS9/TREK/ IS NOT READY TO REALIZE THIS!!!THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER
>>218888962lmaoprobably a buddy of the directorhey man, I can put you in the movienah it's cool. I'm the Director!yeah, you can be in the background, just doing whatever.
>>218888888Not bad at all actually
>>218891742Think of how good we had at in the 90s by having the option of either. We used to be a society.
>>218891742I too like my reset button every episode.
>>218888888Truth
>>218888781It is truly impressiveHow visually boring they made this
>>218890978sisko did lie. the wormhole aliens can bring him back to the moment he left. by leaving he confirmed he would never be back
>>218893484He just went out for wormhole cigarettes, he'll be back in a billion years or so
IT'S BEEN A LONG ROADhttps://youtu.be/BVaHER_PCkcGETTIN' FROM THERE TO HERE
>>218894596Oh boy!Neelix
>>218894596>lifetime sub for $300Man they are desperate to keep that game going just another month
the next star trek movie should be like Red / Expendables. makes no difference who the cast is. bring back checkov and picard and troi and bashir and obrien and janeway and tuvok and anyone else who can still speak well enough to earn a paycheck and send them on insane out of character adventures across time and space to hard reset the timeline and give star trek a chance to be great again
>>218894668I bought the entire collections of TOS, TNG, and DS9 for about $300 wtf.
>>218894668i think thats been the case since the early days and some people have gotten good value out of it. infinity cash currency actually powers the leech f2p class too.
FASCISTFUCKINGRACISTNAZIBASTARDSKILLED STAR TREK
The next Star Trek movie should go back to Roddenberry's original pitch of a "Wagon Train to the Stars". Not linked to any previous characters, timelines and canon. Complete and total reboot. Starting with a reimagined First Contact and flashforward a decade or 2. Tone and style reminiscent of Taylor Sheridan.
>>218895459yes. but first barclay fucks janeway
>>218895322But I did exactly what you told me to do, not watch it because it wasn't made for me.
>>218895530Just prompt a fanfic
Just listened to the Delta Flyers 'cast for Indiscretion. The Fire Caves have done a number on Marc Alaimo's voice.
>>218894668>>218894844Eh, most new people don't buy lifetime, it was worth it when it first released and was cheaper, but now it's only worth it when it's like 65% off or something, don't remember the exact number. Their major source of income is the bundles, like the one shown in the linked video, and gamblers gambling on gambleboxes to get their super special ships, and thirdly through people buying keys to sell to outright buy the lockbox ship they want.Don't get me wrong though, some of them are unbelievably beautiful, but it's a minimum of $150 if you buy it outright, closer to $250 before the pity reward kicks in if you're opening chests. And that's for one ship on one individual character. At least the bundles in the store are account-wide unlocks.
>>218894170>He just went out for wormhole cigarettes,lmao>>218890978>the most unforgivable thing about ACK-!! to me is how they said sisko lied and never came back from the wormhole>they can go to hell for thatit's funny to notice that Avery Brooks himself would be furious with that. but he doesn't care about Hollywood or acting anymore, so he'll never notice it TO care about it.he forced the writers to include the "I'll be back" lines so he wouldn't be dip-out-dad racist cliche, and the new writers made him one anyway with the confirmationit's a shame because Sisko being "a great dad" was one of the best parts of the series
>>218896214Then bringing Cirroc Lofton back as Jake so he can say "it felt like he was still watching us, if you believed hard enough" give me a fucking break
year of hell was a pretty fun watch but why did they not acknowledge the kes episode at all? actually made me laugh at the part where Tuvok gets blinded bc they conveniently don't know information that Kes already gave them in season 3
>>218879312If a crime is committed against a joined trill, can they still press charges when they move to a new host? Or are they supposed to get over it?
>>218888294Accidental clone, Changeling spy, transporter accident, take your pick.
>>218888294Holographic Dr Crusher with an artificial womb
>>218896214Can I sit on Jake?
>>218886529TOS had a very high budget incidentally
lmao
>>218899300yes
>>218879085Federation terraformers were never explored again. I would like to see that. Some grumpy guys on a lifeless planet. It could explore the bonus situation in a moneyless society.
>>218900378The budget was so high that ratings had to be huge to keep the show going. But TOS was way too ahead of its time where all the most popular shows on TV were about singing and dancing.
>>218900685Me under the chair
>>218901153You could only gradually reveal that it's in the star trek setting. A ship stops for repairs and only after a little bit does the audience notice that it's a federation ship
>>218879414>Greek woman>hairy as a sasquatchBig if true
>>218901800I had something like a Robin Williams "Good Morning Vietnam" opening in mind. It's another terrible day on Ceti Beta 4, let's change this!
>you pull your cock out
>>218902165Who was the hottest klingon woman in the seriesFor me? Its Grilka
>Andy Weir made a Star Trek pitch and was even in discussions with Alex Kurtzman but ultimately got rejectedThings could have been so different.Although I guess all the dialogue would be slathered with disaffected sarcasm...
>>218896214>it's a shame because Sisko being "a great dad" was one of the best parts of the seriesAgreed. He managed to avoid looking corny or saccharine, which is hard to do when you're working on an episodic series.
I'd accept Trek is back if the next series just straight up said everything Discovery and onwards never happened
>>218902369Comparing Sisko to Worf in fatherly acumen is VERY funny.
>>218879085Mission Impossible (as in the TV series) with Starfleet Intelligence officers
>>218879085A ship explores the unknown and seeks out new life and new civilizationsThat's it. That's the show.
>>218902862Pretty much what they wanted Section 31 to be
>>218903141Here's an idea. When the crew meets a new culture of aliens, they encounter moral dilemmas that challenge their values and perceptions.
I forgot how transphobic this episode was..
>>218903876What was transphobic about it? They probably came up with the idea for the episode because a bunch of autistic little boys started talking like Data.
>>218904034He’s a transdroid. And rather than respecting that and helping him replace his organs with machine parts (like a truly progressive society would) they believe he will grow out of it. With every passing second he gets more and more organic cells, making the boy’s transition harder and harder
>>218903331What they wanted to make and what they ended up making are very different things then
>>218903368Eh, a lot of classic Trek is basically righteous condemnation of failed/failing societies.
>>2189042422016 called, they want their jokes back
>>218904506And I want society prior to 2016 back
>>218904567>wanting to go back to peak woke societyno thanks
>>218904506triggered, SJW?
>>218904506Not a joke, you can’t fight progress faggot. Give me one reason why you can’t transition into a robot. There’s entire groups of transman and women on the internet earnestly attempting to do this in earnest. Sleep on kinning and you’ll be the unc soon.
Personally I'd like the Matrix dialed in for an eternal 2007
>>218904762I want every day to be the launch day of the Nintendo Wii, it was the last day I was happy
>>218903331A Section 31 show could be kino if it wasn't attached to a Star Trek universe. Think of interplanetary glowniggers who instigate wars so they can sell weapons to both sides. Or destabalize planets then extract resources in the chaos. Writers can use our own foreign intervention for endless inspiration.https://youtu.be/lFV1uT-ihDo?si=lMzZdfQRhN9KKOGt
>>218904882I feel like it could still be set in the Star Trek universe if the protagonists are Starfleet officers hunting Section 31 and are constantly 1 step behind, picking up the breadcrumbs, trying to piece together what their ultimate plan is and stop them, like the Bashir/Sloane arc but it's a whole show(maybe without the Sloane attempting to recruit Bashir part)
>>218904882>A Section 31 show could be kino wrong. Section 31 is retarded in concept, fucking blows, and always will. it should be fucking forgotten about forever as the embarrassment that it is.
>>218905458nah the original DS9 section 31 episodes are kino
classic
How did Nog get into the academy with his criminal record
>>218905730Lax standards because of the war, more meat for the meatgrinder
A self replicating minefield makes sense actually
>>218905396Retard. Section 31 is an integral part of the federationIf you try to "stop" them, your starfleet superiors will transfer you to some shithole planet where you can't cause any problems
>>218905458>>218906857section 31 isn't even a secret black op organization or anything it's just a ghost story. there isnt even a myth just some con artists duping bashir.
>>218905729
>>218906724That minefield was start of the war officially right? Feds started it
>>218906998There's no money in the future so con artists have no motive to con. Section 31 was real.
When does DS9 get interesting? They're talking about setting up a school and holy shit I don't caaare
>>218908090That's the neat part, it doesn't.
>>218908090second half of ds9 s1 is great
>>218908090>When does DS9 get interesting?Last half of S1 is an improvement, S2 is another improvement and by S3 they're cookin'. S4 when Worf shows up the show is red hot as Crusher's pussy
>>218908090Season 1 Episode 19
>>218879085The adventures of a starfleet medical ship. All sickbay all the time.
>>218908090>When does DS9 get interesting?make sure you appreciate super-young Jake & Nog. the child antics are adorable especially when they sneak in to steal Odo's bucket
>>218882209>>218887398Does that virus that triggers pon farr make an appearance?
>>218879521What's the difference between "review bombing" and a bunch of people watching the show near it's premier and leaving negative reviews because they simply didn't like it?
>>218909226>super-young Jake & NogThere was nearly 10 years between them
>>218909336It's review bombing when it's too many negative reviews from people they don't like.
>>218909336Everyone needs to believe they're simply part of a silent majority when things aren't going their way.
>>218908090Last two episodes of season 1
Guys, I underestimated you. I used one of your ways to indoctrinate my Dad recently.I saw my dad watching a video on youtube called "best memes" to try to understand what a meme is.After about 20 minutes of trying to convince him that a meme isn't just a joke, I finally realized I could use Darmok to convey it to him.When you reference a meme, say Ricardo for example. You aren't just posting le funny naked guy, you are posting a reference to an entire history of a specific comedic medium including people using Ricardo to troll people looking for thirst traps or the obscure edits people made using Ricardo.It's the same language as the Temerians. When I say "Juliet on the Balcony", it invokes a specific mental image associated with specific emotions. Ricardo is the same way. Darmok is the same way.Thank you. My dad is a little more educated in pointlessness because of you guys.
>>218908090First mention of the Dominion in a random Ferengi episode in season 2
>>218889579It's a pretty good episode. The one about the old guy from a culture that has mandatory euthanasia for its old.
>>218909720
>>218879085>A medical ship on a mission to offer aid to developing worlds seeking federation membership. >Few weapons, diverse crew of aliens and human scientists/doctors. >Takes place 30 years after the events of DS9/VOY. >Most episodic content is a mix of House and sci-fi with moral quandaries thrown in>Overarching plot that develops over the series is a federation civil war where the medical ship tries to play a neutral party helping both sides.>Characters include: >Captain is a grizzled old doctor near retirement who has lost his motivation for the job at the beginning but finds he enjoys mentoring the young crew>Chief engineer is a barclay type eccentric trying to keep the old medical frigate going>First officer is a young upstart like Riker+Bashir, naive and energetic, often rushing into situations while the captain is more patient and wise>Chief medical officer is a vulcan prodigy more interested in research than being a clinician. No bedside manner but extremely capable.>Chief security officer is an O'Brien type who's pragmatic and tries to keep the crew alive with limited resources since they are just a medical ship. Benefits to this show is you can appeal to hard core trek fans while also branching out into the audience that enjoys serial medical shows.
>>218895322Define "Nazi"...Is it the opposite of "Faggit"?If so, then I prefer Nazi Trek over Faggit Trek any day.
>>218910107Ironically faggot and fascist literally do have the same root as words.
>>218910167The Devil wears many masks.
>>218879085The "Lost Era" that follows the adventures of Enterprise-B under Captain Harriman (lol Tuesday) right up until the commissioning of Enterprise-C. All the aesthetics, actually canonizing the novels, and alluding ONLY to TOS, SNW, ENT, and Earth before, during, and after WWIII. Only a whisper about Discovery before the officer mentioning the ship and what happened to them being cut off mid-sentence and reminded that talking about it is tantamount to treason against Starfleet.>no gay Klingons>no trans-Romulans>no smegging glitter vomit
>>218908276Red hot?What? Like the cragged walls of the Grand Canyon in the summertime?
>>218879085>Captain Gregory House>First Officer Dean Winchester>Chief Engineer Peter Griffin>Security Chief Frank Castle That's as much as I got
>>218910574You might as well just wipe SNW and STD out completely, no mention at all.
>>218910677No one is arguing that.The bigger issue is Picard/Abrams.Losing Romulus is a major issue narratively. There is too much peace in the quadrant.
>>218910677aw, but I like SNW. I feel it's necessary (kinda) to explain why Enterprise (and of course, Enterprise-A) had to go the way they did and make way for B. Not to focus too much on them, of course; we'll need to focus on Enterprise-B, and possibly Captain Sulu as he was captain of the Excelsior at one point.
It's embarassing how much Kurtzman Trek relied on just destroying major planets/civilizations.>Romulus>Vulcan in the Kelvin timeline>Qo'noS being destroyed in the Burn>the Burn itself being a big civilization-shattering event for no reason>Earth leaving the FederationReally just shows the ooga booga caveman mentality of him and his writers.
>>218910167That may be true, because the faggitty leftists are the most fascist group in the world. That's why they demand that everyone falls into compliance and assimilate their dogma, or face condemnation, excommunication or violence.
All trek movies suck
>>218911118The Burn was the biggest ass-pull of all Trek history imo.>some guy (who just so happens to be a Kelpian) living on a planet where all the dilithium is is crying and missing is mom, causing all of the dilithium in the galaxy to explode, wiping out billions of people/aliens>this is because, of course, BURNham was successful in defeating Control
>>218911327If you can't appreciate First Contact as a reasonable climax to the Borg plotline across all of TNG then it's over for you.Even if the Borg Queen was rarted.
>>218911394no its shit
>>21887908525th century. A ship of textile merchants struggle to sell carpets in the Federation and find a new customer: a fractured Romulan Empire. They sign a 5-year contract with the Romulans to help rebuild the Empire through interstellar trade.
>>218911382It's fucking comical that the canon already had several doomsday scenarios for why warp travel might become impossible and they went with... that.
>>218879149the ferengi are the good kind of jews though, unless i missed the nutrek episode where grand nagus rom blackmails the federation president into starting a war with the romulans so that he can create greater ferenginar and build the third divine treasury
>>218911394the borg queen isn't even that bad in first contact if you actually understand what they were trying to portraythe queen is the collective consciousness of the borg stuffed into a sexy female body. when she says "i am the borg" she means it literally. she's not a leader, she's an avatar.
friendly reminder that Weyoun
>>218912052Which Weyoun?
>>218894668As I believe in Federation principals, I pirated it, having no use for 21st century currency.
>>2189123665, of course
>>218911803That sounds vaguely familiar...But wait...Do "good Ferenghi" actually exist, or is that just another one of their made-up fairy tales?
>>2189045062016 here, no we don't
>>218912561The Ferengi in the last outpost act like cartoon characters but they make good points
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>>218883822I actually thought Invasive Procedures wasn't that bad
>have a magic box that can produce infinite food, clothing and medicine>watch inferior species live miserable lives and die miserable deaths from beyond the sky>conclude that being buried in shallow graves is just their culture and they shouldn't interfere???
>>218913094Poor people that win the lottery usually wind up blowing all their money and go right back to living in poverty
>>218912962I like how it opens, when the Klingons storm the station and immediately capture Odo. I also like this part.
>>218911327Dog, if you can't even like Wrath of Khan, there might be something wrong with your brain.
>>218911327Are you sure you watched The TOS Movies?
