>>218885848
It looks better than what they've been offering since Movie 3.

wandfag bros... we're going home...

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>all those 30+ year olds in the comments
OH NO NO NO OH OOOOUHUHUH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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>>218886005
what did they mean by this?

>>218885848
With the photo they say
>Tomorrow
What's Tomorrow? Teaser trailer? More photos?

>>218886128
Don't go to wizard school tomorrow.

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>>218886005
lmao

>>218885848
>It's going to be truer to the books!
>Also snape is a nigger and cucks harry's dad!
>Also half the characters are poo brown now

>>218886150
>you're alright POTTAH

>>218886150
>mass hexing

Why does this franchise upset chuddies so much? They always claim that the books are garbage, but then they seethe and cry about the casting being inaccurate etc

>>218886322
>Anon fights with ghosts: the squeakuel

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>>218886196
Well I was wrong. I thought it was jeets hired by WB to shill this trash franchise. You're actually just fucking south american and SEA consoomer like the capeshit spammers. It all makes sense now

>>218886322
Rowling has some naughty opinions and has "fuck you" money so there's absolutely nothing they can do. On tw*tter they'll post about how she's mega Hitler but you know they're going to watch. Actual zero conviction.

>>218886196
>>218886383
the whole worlds yearns for kino anglo comfy

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>>218886408
>>218886322
Are these bots?

>>218886225
at least there won't be any trannies...

>>218886322
It's called pattern recognition, something 60 IQ browns like you don't have.
Nog snape cucking harry's dad bad?!?!?!!?
I'm sure it'll be great!!!!

>>218886472
Seek help, freak

>>218886432
I can't wait for you creatures to run out of gas/oil

>>218886225
>cucks Harry's dad
Do we know for sure this is going to happen? How do we know Snape still isn't the cuck?

>>218886322
They are insecure.

>>218886322
I think the books are fine, I want to like it more than I do if that makes sense.

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>>218886322
If this franchise is so good why aren't you on /lit/ posting about it? Aren't they supposed to one of the quote unquote "good boards" like /his/ and /co/?
Why does their opinion about this slop make you insecure about yours?

>>218886580
i love the world but couldn't give a shit about the general story and characters

>>218886451
At this point half of twatter is bots. Same r****t.

>>218886602
/lit/ is the worst board, even worse than pol

>>218885848
Nice

>>218886472
>snape cucking harry's dad
where are you incels even getting this from?

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>>218886630
uh oh sounds like someone found out the hard way that /lit/ isn't a leftypol shit hole

>>218886720
yeah it's literally the other way around in the books lmao, they even hang snape up in a tree with magic

>>218885848
>all the kids look white
b-b-b-but i was told there would be browns...

>>218886322
The same reason troons sperged out about
Hogwarts Legacy.

IMO the first 4 books are okay, and then they really decline in quality, and in interest really. Voldemort is manifested, so the big bad looming from the background just became mundane and less supernatural. The conclusion is absolute gibbberish and weird woke-nazi S&M fetish fiction.

The only "chuds" that even care about Harry Potter are Sojrotik and his friends on Youtube, because Nigger Snape and potential Faggot romance planned between Harry and Malfloy. Unlike /tv/ they have kids and don't want to feed them active kidfagafication, and poorly written propaganda.

From an artistic integrity point of view it would make some sense if Rowling herself wouldn't gladly guzzle niggercum for 30 minutes in every episode. She's a happy TERF and and anything outside the women's bathroom doesn't concern her.

Anyway, if it's gonna go full Starfleet Academy the viewing figures will reflect it. The entire exercise is frogboiling with dripfeeding globohomo into an angloid setting.

I'm just waiting for the trans child wizard, to shit on it on soical media, and celebrate when black Snape gets lynched at the tree by Harry's dad.

>>218885848
why does it look like a unreal engine game all grey and washed out?

>>218886741
That might explain why it's full of fucking pseuds then lmao.

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>>218886005
>all soillennials
>mostly gays, trannies, bulldykes, soft straight males(pederasts) and browns
maybe the whole digital ID stuff gaining traction in multiple countries is a good idea if these are the people also watching a show thats supposed to for actual children. it'll stop a lot cyber abuse from happening

>>218886604
I have the exact opposite opinion.
The characters are well done but the world is incredibly shallow.

>>218886530
You have pronouns in your twitter bio.

>>218886322
Jk rowling is racist

>>218887129
Why does that trigger you?

>>218887142
She obviously isn't.

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>>218886005
lol

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>>218887304
LMAO

>>218887304
she's a hufflepuff

>>218887512
I'd stuff her puff

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>be me
>12 year old at the time
>there's this girl I like in highschool
>She's very pretty, I would go as far as to say she looked like young Emma Watson at the time
>found out she likes Harry Potter
>started reading the books, obviously
>read all of the books through the course of a few years
>turned into a big fan, I remember wanting to recieve a Hogwarts letter and I did stuff like woodcarve wands, fill a jar with soap and call it "unicorn blood" and just generally be in love with Emma Watson
>never appropriately confessed to her that I liked her
>fast forward 10 years, I'm 22
>the most joy I get from a Harry Potter TV series is that troons will cope and seethe for J.K Rowling's success
It's fucking over, is it?

>>218888019
This feels like AI.

>>218888019
>12 years old
>highschool
>take years to read 7 books
>confessing love to girl, instead of asking her out
What even is this post?

>>218888072
>>218888126
Ellison ai marketing engagement

>>218888126
It was at school, I got mixed up, and I don't really remember in exactly how much time I read to books so it's an estimate.
As for confessing love instead of asking her out I just didn't know better. Again, we were kids, it was my mistake to say highschool.

>>218885848
Trailer tomorrow

>>218888355
the chud/trans meltie will be beautiful

>>218886994
KEK
imagine being this insecure. without a doubt this guy is from /v/

>>218888507
or /lit/

>>218885848
>not all wearing robes and wizard hats
0/10 fucking garbage

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>>218885848
Possible description for first trailer/teaser of the Harry Potter HBO series.

>>218886117
Probably more pics with actual faces

>>218886005
damn almost like it is a millennial media IP..?

>>218885848
The costumes looks great.

>>218889545
Go back to your home site, outsider

>>218889545
Hmm, I don't like the idea of introducing the other characters before Harry, even if it's just a teaser.

>people who grew up with the books are now pushing middle age and are STILL proudly saying they're a Bumbledroop or Rippenshit or whatever
Can't decide if fucking grim or fucking hysterical that these grown ass adults are still waiting for that magic letter that will NEVER come.

>>218886005
>all those 30+ year olds in the comments
Your point? The first book came out 30 years ago, so of course most of the fans will be around that age.

>>218886322
Chuds don't actually care about the things they complain about. They just want to be the victim. So one day they'll be praising JK Rowling for hating trannes, then the next day spend hours complaining about brown Hermione even though they're not gonna watch it anyway.

>>218890651
You're even creepier than Di$ney adults despite the massive overlap

>>218890712
bro come on now an adult would get enjoyment out of deathly hallows but no adult should be able to unironically enjoy zootopia 2

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>>218887000
>maybe the whole digital ID stuff gaining traction in multiple countries is a good idea
Stop what you're doing right now and kill yourself.

>>218885848
I like the costumes and the banner designs but
>all the students wearing muggle clothes again
A bit concerning.

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>>218890901
They're not even wearing the book accurate plain black wizard robes they wore in the books, why would they then give a shit about that?

>>218890901
Maybe it's a set photo

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>>218886383
Why do spics love stereotypical Anglo shit like Peaky Blinders and Harry Potter?

>>218886602
>/lit/
lol, lmao even

>>218888019
you were already too old to get a letter when you started buddy

>>218893873
it's an official press release, and they've dressed them up in "retro" clothes, they're not even going to bother pretending with it

>>218885848
I think Harry Potter is for faggots and women.

>>218890542
Speaking of this. I was at a high school recently, and 3 of the 4 teachers I met were wearing Harry Potter merchandise.
It's so over for kids in 2026.

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>>218894103
>Peaky Blinder
No idea what it's about as I refuse to watch it based on people like webm related
>Harry Potter
Because much like capeshit it's for kids and they can easily understand it's childish themes

>>218885848
im a 30 year old person who grew up with the books and the movies and im not really sure who this is supposed to appeal to
i dont care to watch it because i already feel like the movies and the original cast already did a great job with all the books (except maybe the sixth one which has a really weird filter over it the whole time for some reason)
and obviously young people wont give a shit because they never read harry potter
so who is actually watching this

>>218887147
YWNBAW

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>>218886196
>Diagonal Alley

>>218888421
Are the chuds in the room with us right now?

>>218895466
see >>218886005 and >>218886196

>>218891863
These Pottermore illustrations remain the most book-accurate art I've ever seen

>>218895584
yes, chud,you are

>>218885848
>muggle clothing
DROPPED

>>218885848
>colour grading
Looks like the same gray dark shit that looks like everything else made in the last 10 years

>costumes
The other students aren't even wearing robes

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What does this banner say between Fred and George?

>>218889545
Which website is this from?

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>>218895597
All they do had to do was just make this live-action but no, they insisted on black snape

>>218896213
youtube i think

any ideas when the first season will release? will we find out tomorrow?

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>>218897587
trailer is tomorrow, will probably mention the general time of year it will release but not the exact day

>>218888019
The books are shit

>>218897587
between January and April 2027

Undressing Hermione

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>>218886451
This makes no sense. Eva Braun was not an illustrator, she was a model and photographer. Hitler was the illustrator. If anyone, he would have suggested himself.

>>218898048
You sick fuck

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>>218895681
>>colour grading
>Looks like the same gray dark shit
yap
(((they))) fired all the old white men who could do set lighting
it's all digital sloppa now till that shit finally dies

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>>218886451
based

>>218891863
They didn't in the original movies either. Everyone wore robes with accents matching their house color.

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I'm only watching if these guys are in it.

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>>218900940
same with her

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>>218901617
>Emma was 14 when SNL made a skit about her 13 year old breasts in Prisoner of Azkaban.

Ummmmmmmm

>>218902114
The entire entertainment industry is ran by pedo rapists

>>218902306
>pedo
>woman has tits
Mutually exclusive

>>218902114
>>218902306
There was a review from that time about Chamber of Secrets where they mention Emma as a hottie in the making or something like that.

>>218886196
...i thought troons hated this series now

>>218895466
At this point, it's a very expensive ad for Universe Studios in Orlando.

>>218886527
Because it's technically illegal in the UK to portray anyone of relatively dark skin as something negative. The cuck would have to be James Potter or else the film crew is getting arrested.

>>218903360
i wouldn't be surprised if they sneak in a scene where she kisses snape and goes "no! im married! i must leave now and never speak of this again"

>>218903438
>already writing BMWF fanfiction in chat
never change nuchan

>>218886196
he's a big guy

I really can't fathom what they were thinking with black Snape. If they cast a white guy and in the show Snape had curly blonde hair there would be such rage. Obviously people are cucked into staying quiet over black Snape because of the R word and raycism accusations but the discontent is still there over having the new version not at all resemble the book character who was described in very specific detail (and that Rickman made iconic by conforming to the book description). I'm not a Potter fan but that decision fascinates. It's so stupid even if they had to diversity wash some characters. There were other candidates for blackwashing

>>218890712
>What? How could ANYONE still like something they liked when they were a kid?

>>218903589
The need for the producers to feel theyre being original and setting themselves apart from the movies is so unnecessary. Literally nobody wants that. People just want a ripoff with more content. That’s literally it. Even if it’s plebeian it’s the simple truth.

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>became a billionaire from writing 7 kids books full of racist stereotypes
>took control of movie production to ensure Hollywood Jews couldn’t ruin/americanize it and instead made a somewhat faithful adaptation
>now just sits around on Twitter all day trolling trannies while collecting money
>”yeah lets raceswap the evil cunt who turns out to just be a pathetic cuck”
So based

>>218903589
They were only thinking add a black guy. That's it.
none of them ever thought for a second how that totally changes the dimension of the Marauders story.

>>218903726
IIRC someone did a deep dig into the people behind the new show and found they either are overt in not being fans of the books so totally disassociated from the Potter zeitgeist or were otherwise extremely inexperienced nepobabies (maybe be misremembering but I think Thandie Newton's early 20s something daughter is a writer for it). Guess then it's not surprising they'd make such stupid, stupid decisions like black Snape. Also, Lithgow as Dumbledore. Nobody was doing their due dilligence if they didn't ensure he was subjected to quite a bit of physicals before being cast to ascertain how robust he is considering he's fucking 80 and the series is meant to last for like 8 years. Shit, it's a needless risk even if he did get a clean bill of health from the doctors

>>218885848
Not enough blacks

>>218903849
>makes Dumbledore a fag
>Allowed those awful Fantastic Beasts movies
>is perfectly okay with other people blackwashing the characters she created
>Lets then sneak a tranny into the Harry Potter video game
>new TV series is going to be a muh diversity nightmare
not so based

>>218903869
That Marauders aspect is totally true, but even if you leave that aside it's insane. Need we look any further than the shit Daniel Craig got for being blonde when first cast as Bond? That's an iconic character with a basic look that he didn't conform to and he got slated for it. Snape's description is very fucking specific, anyone with half a brain could have realised that even if the ire was muted because of racism accusations, it would still be there because, you a white and hook nosed but blonde or auburn Snape sure as shit would have went down like a lead balloon

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I will lol heartily if they call the philosopher's stone the sorcerer's stone in this because they think slack-jawed, gum-chewing, Yankee-doodle-dandies are to dumb to know what a philosopher is, like they did with the books.

>>218903849
There aren’t racist stereotypes, China didn’t give a shit about Ching Chong, they just made her name more accurate. The Irish guy was from the movies. She made the smartest politician a black man, which is in line with her actual, extremely liberal politics. She also definitely doesn’t think Snape is a pathetic cuck (because her paycheck depends on it) she says he’s a heroic figure and the play has him save the day because people like him.

>>218904120
if they were desperate to turn someone black it should've been mcgonagall or something

>>218904187
I kind of wish they kept this dumbing down trend with the other titles, shit like:
>The Cup of Fire
>The Phoenix Club

>>218903589
>Rickman made iconic by conforming to the book description
he was like 30 years too old lmao what are you smoking

>>218904306
I was thinking exactly that, the show can actually survive that. I will say we got some funny copes from redditors when the guy was first cast a Snape. They would have been very candid in hating blonde Snape but can't do it for a black guy so they pivoted to asserting this pretty average looking guy is simply so damn hot and beautiful to play an incel like Snape so that's why he's a miscast. Yeah, that's all it is, nothing else. Sure, sure....

>>218904358
outside of that he was pretty much perfect though

>>218904330
>the half blood kardashian

I'd be shocked if this show makes it through all the books. I'm guessing they'll make it to Goblet of Fire before cancelling.

>>218904187
no it's because "philosopher" is a boring sounding word and "SORCERER" will sell more copies.

>>218904358
Big nose, dark eyes, dark long straight hair that's natural for a white man. He conformed to those basic traits and his sheer screen presence and charisma did the rest. People like a very, very basic visual adherence to the source material, anon.

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>that fucking NIGGER is up to something... i can tell, he has that look about him...

>>218904531
Given that it's the early 90s, ngubu snape may be the first black man Harry has ever seen in person

>>218885848
Who asked for this?

>>218904699
The question now is how long till TLotR and Dune get television adaptions.

>>218904748
I would huffle her puff

>>218904748
I really don't get it. I'm a Bong born in 97, Potter was quite inevitably a part of my childhood and early teens and liked well enough. What predisposes some people to being superfans of Harry fucking Potter into their 20s and 30s?

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>>218904531
>t.

>>218904531
>no I don’t have any evidence he’s just suspicious

>>218904828
So there is no IP or franchise or movie or book that you loved as a child that you still love now?

>>218905228
Everything burns

>>218905228
Never forget the coping redditors kept claiming the man on the left was overwhelmingly beautiful/hot to ever be Snape so that's why it was a miscast in order to avoid the dusky elephant in the room

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>>218905489
>you spics
Not a spic, and never claimed such a thing. She obviously has some funny blood in her.

>>218905228
Watch korean/asian shit

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I truly believe this franchise peaked as vidya, desu, outside from the movies and the books, I always vibed with the PS2 games, especially the first ones, they had their own unique atmosphere, I just know that the HBO series won't even capture the games sensation, just by looking at the colour grade, it already looks like a Deathly Hallows scene

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Is Harry Potter worth getting into as an adult?

>>218905756
I never got why the Columbus movies got hated on. Like Terry Gilliam grumbling about how they were awful and HP movies only got good when Alfonso directed PoA. What is everyone's problem with those movies beyond the obviously underdeveloped acting skills of the three leads?

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>>218887000
>maybe the whole digital ID stuff gaining traction in multiple countries is a good idea

>>218904981
That I'm actively making a large part of my life? No.

>>218891863
>I see no difference
Snape always had the best lines toward anyone other than Harry. I forget if it was implied he felt bad on bullying her so hard when unjustified compared to hating her know it all attitude

>>218905794
Absolutely not. The only reason I liked this shit was because I was 8 years old when the first book came out.

>>218906406
The adults you see putting on costumes and obsessing over it do not represent the majority of fans. Every sci-fi/fantasy fandom has its share of maladjusted weirdos. There are just more HP ones because it's more popular than any other IP.
Pointing out the 1% of fans that are cringe losers means absolutely nothing to me.

>>218906661
I think you misread some posts at some point in this conversation.

>>218894103
>Peaky Blinders
They want that new brit albanian lifestyle

>>218906833
see
>>218904828
>HURR HOW COULD THIS SUPER POPULAR FRANCHISE THAT I HAPPEN TO DISLIKE HAVE SUCH DEVOTED FANS? THIS IS BAFFLING TO ME

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i hope they keep this scene
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>>218907078
I didn't say anything about waffles.

>>218906661
>1%
Its far higher than that and the fact that you're all well into your 30s is the most embarrassing part. I could understand if you're say 50 and have nothing going on
almost MLP tier even

>>218907177
No it's actually lower than 1%. You're delusional and just want to feel superior for not liking something.

>>218905794
One thing I don't is
Why they didn't sold adaption right to multiples country ?
So they can make their own school in univers, japan school, italian school, south african school

>>218895466
>and obviously young people wont give a shit because they never read harry potter
I can't speak for americans but I teach english in japan and kids still talk about it a lot there.
They might not have all watched the movies, but the ip still being so popular socially means the show will be their entry point.

>>218907526
>I teach english in japan
Can you survive with 60k a year?

>>218907941
Shit's cheaper in Japan so it's honestly not that bad. There are plenty of jobs here that japanese people work that actually get paid less than me.
I have no intention on staying super long anyway.

>>218885848
Trailer tomorrow

>>218905794
is this AI??

>>218911212
She's too bugly looking to be AI.

>>218886966
>potential Faggot romance planned between Harry and Malfloy

There's no way in hell that's gonna happen outside of fujos' wild dreams

>>218905794
I pretend to like Harry Potter because girls are absolutely obsessed with it

>>218904330
>The Sorcerer Rock
>The Secret Room
>The Escape from Alcatraz
>The Cup of Fire
>The Fried Chicken Club
>The Prince With a Single Mom Whose Dad Went to the Store Thirty Years Ago
>The Deadly Halloween

>>218904849
kek

>>218902396
Fun fact, Lindsey Lohan was 17 in that sketch so by burgerlard standards you’re a pedo for finding her hot.

>>218905490
you know they fucked up when even redditor's dislike a raceswap

>>218885848
Looks alright, but this whole endeavour will forever have the spectre of Hermione and Snape's skin colours hanging over it, they really should have kept the blackwashing to more minor characters for such a massive undertaking.

>>218914129
they’re actually going to make even more characters black to contrast blood purity with racism. 10 Emmys in the bag

>>218904531
shoulda made draco black as well to make potter even more based in book 3

>>218904828
it's a super-popular IP that can be an easy ice-breaker in college (in the 2010s). The only potter super-fan I knew started talking to me when she saw I had a Chocolate Frog card bookmark and then just never stopped talking potter stuff when she saw me, I understand the tactic because I also do this with other subjects in my desperation to stay in the conversation.

I went to a quidditch match once with her, now that's something I could not understand wanting to do, normal sports already make little sense when you think too hard about it but this was retarded.

>>218905756
i liked the game boy RPG one

>>218904828
you got a lot of lefties seething

>>218905794
It's a nice comfy read you can turn your brain off to, like if you're looking to power through an 8 hour flight or relax at the beach. Not the most stimulating fantasy but I've noticed a lot of people continue to read young adult fiction (well the first few books don't qualify I guess) well into their adulthood as a way to relax, like watching trashy tv.

>>218905756
i loved the pc, ps1 and ps2 games, they were all great.
couldn't get into hogwarts legacy though

>>218885848
why are they wearing 80's winter apparel?

>>218921086
Because it's the 80's and winter.

>>218886005
Why are you on my based website zoomer? Don’t you have friends your own age? Oh thats right they’re all censored boring sites hahahahaha

>>218890712
Zoomers hate everything, so stiff and scared of what others think. Go back to TikTok with the other low t fags

>>218905065
Zoomers statistically have the lowest testosterone, lowest height, weakest grip and highest rate of hair loss of any generation. Oof, rekt

Also why are there so many zoomies here, this is not your site losers, go hang with retards your own age

>>218890710
So much projection for such a small retard post. Your parents will smile as they bury you btw :)

they shoiuld have made malfoy black

>>218922314
Most zoomers were put on amphetamines at six because they were moving too much in class.

>>218905794
Not really. Part of the appeal for millennials was growing up with Harry as the story progressed. No other generation is going to get that.

>>218922399
Kek and they will never own homes. Never been so over for a generation

>>218922360
Your insult tells me I'm spot on :)

>>218890710
So are you actually aware that you're trying to accuse others of what you're guilty of or does this level of projection just constantly happen unconsciously with you?

ITT babbies arguing

>>218886005
Kids are banned from social media

>>218913444
>Checked
Finally a reasonable take

Trailer in 10 minutes, is /tv/ ready???

>>218886451
big if real

>>218922397
>>218916620
That actually would have been somewhat based and made when he calls Hermione a mudblood a lot more funny

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>>218926125
Black female malfoy in a love triangle with hermione?

>>218902842
imagine typing this shit up when you havent spoken to a woman in 4 years. cucks are truly the least human

>>218926295
>Horney, Potter?

WHERE IS THE TRAILER???

>>218926083
You liar

>>218926503
I did my waiting! 12 years of it. In Azkaban.

>>218886383
I recognize that south american pose.

>>218886196
>millennials claim to fame is that they look younger than they are
>its simply because they're all fat and full goyslop preservatives
KEK

>>218886196
Honestly if I had a girlfriend I'd take her to Universal and do that whole circuit. It's obviously cringe but it's probably a blast. Dracula land more than Harry Potter land, but we could hit both. I think they've got some Jurassic Park shit too. Dinosaurs are cool

wait they made Snape black?
the guy that gets bullied, cucked?
did they make him gay and actually in love with James instead as well?
>YOUR MOTHER WAS A SWINE
>A buck? James. After all this time?
>Always

>>218927488
HP land has some fun rides, worst part is it's sweltering if it's sunny out and usually packed with people, and they jew you to buy multiple park passes since HP is split among the parks. The newest ride/area in particular is the best.
I brought my siblings last year for the Epic parks. The Nintendo one in particular made me feel like a kid in a way not even Disney did. Even as adults you can go there and enjoy yourself.
The Frankenstein ride was cringe and full of dei.
Stardust rollercoaster is extreme, it's not an accident that (mostly unhealthy fat brown) people keep getting injured and dying.

>>218905794
Sure. Try the full cast audio book version.

>>218888126
This is what we call a real and incompetent autist.

>>218927885
>The Frankenstein ride was cringe and full of dei.
Ah that's super gay. I'm a big horror fag and really thought that would be the coolest segment. Normally the "Halloween" scene is free of that shit, like when you go to Haunted House trade shows or whatever, but I guess big corps can't help meddling

>>218905794
No
by book 2 its nonstop wokeslop

>>218927488
>Dracula land
Romania is building one.

>>218928289
The werewolf ride was fucking great, I recommend going at night if you ever go. But the Frankenstein ride... well, it has dark air conditioned halls while you wait and find out about Victor's brown granddaughter, lol. It's not a bad ride, but the wait is usually insanely long.

>>218905794
Only with your kids. You're better off with Tolkien on all fronts though.

If Snape was black, why didn't Harry's mom pick him over a white guy?

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HBO kind of forgot to release the trailer

>>218904048

The first beast movie was good.

>>218903360
Literally true btw
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1w50zzvj1jo

>>218904198
Am I the only one who thought Shacklebolt was a grizzled old white guy? I don't remember any descriptions besides him having gray hair and like, sideburns or something.

>>218904771
>RoP
>Hunt for Gollum
>now Colbert shit
Don't worry they're well on their way to shitting up LotR.

This thread is reminding me of that thread last week where indians couldn't comprehend that the indian twins in book 4 were being mocked for being ugly. They can't understand sarcasm.

>>218905857
/tv/ is a Columbus board.

>>218905857
By actual directors and people that enjoy film, Columbus is seen as a studio director while Alfonso(at the same time) was wasn't. Every other movie after PoA and before it are studio suits trash no better than Marvel movies

>>218904187
>murricans dumb hurr durr
Stop it anon, you sound dumber than what you think Americans are. They changed the name because "Philosopher's Stone" without context doesn't come across as a fantasy title, "Sorcerer's Stone" immediatly paints that picture, specially for children (the actual target for this)

>>218932229
>"Philosopher's Stone" without context doesn't come across as a fantasy title,
you're just going deeper down the burgers are retarded pipeline

>>218931385
It's going to be a boring trailer, anyways. Probably just 15 seconds of owls flying into the Dursley house and then the closing shot of Harry walking towards the Quidditch pitch.

>>218886005
There's nothing wrong with being 30+ and liking the stuff you liked when you were a kid.

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>>218886005
>pet parent in profile descriptions with cats being the highest
>theme park "travelers"
>90% of the men soijacking in profile photos
>women are mostly fat
>everyone clearly in their mid 30s to late 40s
society is finished isn't it bros

https://www.instagram.com/p/DWUX6QnCJ-P/

>>218904849
haha

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HAHAHAHAHAHA
https://youtu.be/RIu4sFKGi6E

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>>218935302
>they gave Snape dreadlocks

it looks like a cheap tv show wtf

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>>218935442
literally nepobabycore

>>218904468
That's the same reasoning that led to american animal documentaries to be full of guitar riffs and pop culture analogies to describe animal behaviour
And the same led to their history channel being full of documentaries about ayys and ghosts

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>>218935442
>here's your low effort knock-off of every scene that is iconic from the original movie

>>218935442
Why is no one calling the cops on the 12 feet tall monster in the sub?

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This isn't Hermione is it?..

>>218935745
she's even blacker in the shade!!

>>218935455
kek

>>218885848
>edit 6 7

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>>218928132
or just read the fucking books, you retarded npc

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>>218935745
Same actress?

>>218935442
this looks so similar to the movies, why even bother remaking it?

>>218935505
it is a cheap tv show, the budget is not going towards making it well

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>>218935745
Why the fuck she looks so dirty? It's especially stupid because she's supposed to nag Ron about his dirty nose in this scene, while she looks like she didn't shower for a month.

>>218935745
His hair is wrong, Ron looks too chubby, Hermione is a paki. Gross.

>>218932940
Most people can't understand the difference between fondly appreciating things since childhood, and being Chris Chan 2.0. You can be a fan of Mickey, you don't have to larp like you're 8 years old when you're 30.

>>218935946
I thought it was HbO. It’s fucking Harry Potter, what were they thinking with. Tiny budget?

>>218932940
This is more than liking. Disney adults don't simply like Disney, nor do Harry Potter adults

>>218886196
OHHH thats the target audience

>>218886196
>diagonal
Harry Potter is the ultimate brownoid wish fulfillment series.

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>>218935455

>>218935942
it's so they dont have to redo anything in the theme park and merchandising, thats where they make most of their money

>>218903869
Unironically a black Dumbledore could've worked

>>218905490
>Sirius black being an actual black man who was falsely sent to jail
Kek

>>218905756
Why don't they port that shit

>>218922138
early 90s actually

>>218937883
wizards are behind on trends

>>218938263
This isn't real right?

>>218886432
No one wants black or browns in Anglo settings

>>218938331
https://youtu.be/RIu4sFKGi6E?si=Fjjx72KSZ2RH-VVu believe it

>>218886322
if i see a house on my street being broken into, i call the police. i dont go "oh well, its not my own house, why should this concern me?", anyone with a brain, or "chuds" as you call them, understands this, leftists however do not

>>218938263
>zippers
damn snegro really dripped out fr fr

>>218938397
NTA but are they going to set this in the 90s? Also are they gonna change the name of the show each season for each book?

>>218938595
the books are set in the 90s, first one was 91 i believe

>>218938521
genuinely hilarious that they're going with shit like this unironically

>>218938681
>the books are set in the 90s, first one was 91 i believe
Yeah, I wasn't sure if the show would do the same or make it current era

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>>218938595
sets have 90s look but actors have modern haircuts

>>218886225
they should have made Harry half black and never mention Snape is the father

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>>218935953
Imagine the smell of her dirty panties haha

The thing about this series is that everyone interested already knows how it ends, I know they're adding more details and shit but there is nothing they can fundamentally do with the story that we haven't already seen

>>218939645
of all the reasons to hate this shit, plotfag spergery might be the dumbest

>>218890651
It's supposed to be for kids

>>218891863
Bros, why are the slytherin mean girls so hot...

Thanks to the power of AI we'll have a deepfake version out within a year of the original actors

black snape and hermione is fucked up. makes it so much more racist.

>james potter lynched snape
>malfoy calls herminone mudblood

>>218942726
It’s intentional, Voldemort will be a race-conscious muggle killer