Antara edition>/ftl/ NEWS:-- Emma's jew bf sent her love letters trying to get her to go home, saying he's in a psych ward which made Emma almost leave the show-- Landon diffused the twins' conflict when James couldn't... https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774324951963620.webm-- Amputation mechanic: one fish will get their arm zip tied to their back every 12 hours, viewers decide who and it will play into the typing challenge.-- Server wipe; food and money were taken away.-- Bingo is losing weight and Jet is making her eat baby food-- Landon might have scurvy.-- Elimination on Wednesday, typing challenge, winner gets bullet>Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5Previous: >>218885107
>>218887830>James Drake is losing his mindKino
They should have paid them in a digital currency instead and made a gambling site for the fish
bingo has MAJOR sex appeal
Freeloader status?
>>218887882so true
WHEN DOES ALYSA LIU SHOW UP????
>over 1000 posts last thread
if Sam comes back as host or Tayleigh as a freeloader I will become a paypig
>JD GAY DANCE CHALLENGE
i made a shit dnb remix of the JD gay song https://on.soundcloud.com/kx1THsKymPiYrq0Mdx
>A GIANT KEYBOARD
She actually looks human here
BASHIR THE MUSLIM TELLING THE TWINS THAT THE GNOSTIC TRUTH OF OUR WORLD IS ACTUALLY AN EVIL SATANIC LIE
>>218887912dude if they said nigger i would buy the basement pass
>Drake is writing PEE PEE POO POO and laughing to himselfDrake is finally Jokermaxxing.
James is literally just typing stupid shit on notepad and cracking himself up
WTF IS WRONG WITH JAME SDRAKE, WHY DOES HE KEEP WRITING RANDOM BULLSHIT ON A NOTEPAD AND LAUGHING LIKE A PSYCHO
>>218887830No one in a psych ward has access to fishtank.live, or a computer... Or finances to buy fish bucks to spend on TTS. Every 5150 timeout I've seen is a shitshow.
mindbroken normie chad kino
>>218887911The people are watching>>218887901too bust getting fucked by niggers (women)
>>218887953It's his job to Jokermaxx, or he's just losing it feeling a little kooky from the caffeine combined with the amount of nontent.
>>218887950>>218887963>i'll take it from here white boi.
fasten your seatbelts, we've got plenty more computer lab kino coming up
>BUCEPHALUShey I know that name
Bingo and Bongo are beautiful
Not watched since the fridge got emptied and they rolled out a poker kit. QRD on Emma’s roping bf? Also:>Vibe Status?
We're really glossing over emma letting her boyfriend fuck men behind her back
Landon being the depressed wigger must be so hard for him
>>218888000Can't wait for Bam to storm upstairs and spoil what production is planning so it fails again.
>>218887830Am I hallucinating or is Bongo looking FAT? Like fatter than she was before?
This is so fucking boring
If Anissa is actually 29, her face is busted for being that young. If she's actually 39, she has a nice body for being that old.
>>218888023>that collared shirtso cute, so fashionableBingo reminds me of Brigitte from GINGER SNAPS.
>>218888023I believe Bongo can be a genuine 6/10 if she lost ~10 pounds/got a makeover.
>>218888035? How do we know her bf fucks other girls behind her back?
>>218888040The only thing Bam is good for lately
>>218887958He sent her a love letter basically proposing to her and then right afterwards sent another letter threatening to kill himselfHe then spent 300$ in TTS bragging to chat about how he fucks ‘shiskas’>>218888009Yugioh card text has an equal length as the Macedonian book Bashir read about that horse in
>THEN FOR MY NEXT JOKE, I STARVED AN UNDERWEIGHT RETARD AHAHAHAHAHAHAneptunian
i had a dream that tayleigh showed up and I woke up in a cold sweat
>Give the most entertaining fish the most boring job that also takes him out the game the whole day. Is Jet just trolling us at this point?
>>218887912t. tayleigh
cheese fries?
>>218888052Her body is that nice after shitting a baby out.
>>218888052emma is going to look like bam in 10 years
I like bam as the host I like most of the cast I like the house I hate jet and his halo pizza vibes
It's a bad show
>>218888088Thats an amazing meme, I wish I saw their reactions to it
>>218888026See >>218888070He claims he was in a psych ward but that’s unlikely since he’s quite active on site chat and TTS He just seems like a scummy guy who is using the ‘I love you, I’ll kill myself if you don’t do what I tell you to!’ approach to dating
It's a loose, watery product.
Is James’s job today to be crazy or something?
>>218888107Agree.On a side note, am I the only one that gets the vibe from the twins that they smell absolutely rancid?
>>218887882>Bingo's face when I'm licking her pussy
he posted it again
can Jet hire James Drake already?
When I like Bingo more than Bongo but Bingo seems to be actually me retarded than Bango
>>218888121who knows
Drake looks deranged with that scuffed cut
I've analyzed the total viewership and thread speed then compared it to other seasons.Season 5 has been the worst performing out of any season BY FAR. I'll post the findings later
when will someone get the rape emma task?
>all this waiting for a hot girl freeloader who will do absolutely nothing
>>218888133
>>218888070The next elimination should be the "LEARN TO PLAY MODERN YUGIOH ELIMINATION CHALLENGE"They can give all of them DUEL DISKS
Dear DiaryEmma's boyfriend is a jew.I love you diary-J
>>218887882bingo deserves head while she games
>>218888148I hope this happens so Jet spirals even more
>>218888144feel like there should be a “get a kiss” job eventually
>>218888148Oh she will definitely do something for Jet if you know what i mean.
>>218888143Season 2 was way slower and with less viewers
>>218888154Thry did that in bloodgames
>>218888148>She won't even be hot
I want to chat on .rip site but it’s impossible the system just spams me with endless captchas
>>218888160I would throw up. You know it smell crazy down there
JD has a cold doesn't he
>>218888148>leaves at the first nigger TTS
>pick 5 stoxwhy not just have them pick 1 so they can pick themselves and go nuts?
emma took a suitcase and a trashbag into the bathroom next to the glassroom and has been in there for like 5minutes
Almost told my therapist about my crush on Bongo.
>ftl>where the most boring people win because everyone else just leaves lol
>>218888143season 2 was the worst season ive ever seen in my entire fucking life, there's no way it could be worse than that
>>218887882Bingo either starts spasming uncontrollably or just shuts dowm if you try to touch her sexually
>>218888188COVID HOUSEAIDS HOUSECOVID HOUSEAIDS HOUSEJ
>>218888134Bongo is stronger and smarter than Bingo, and has a job, but is also admittedly more evil and has spoken (when drunk) about how she wants to kill everyone in the world Bingo is a bit more self controlled and has less hate in her heart, but also does not feed herself when left alone
HES GONNA MAKE TWINS JAMES DRAKE AND ROBO STOX FUCKING CRASH
>>218888188He has the ceiling fan blowing at full speed right above him when he's sleeping, it's really stupid.
>>218888170I forgot about that because everything in fishtank just melds together and temporarily falls out of my headthey didn't play modern yugioh they played oldschool boomer yugioh (which was actually remotely possible, it would be virtually impossible for normal functioning 105 IQ people in the tank to learn modern Yugioh let alone Emma or Landon)p.s. TRIXIE MOGS
>>218888203therapists are agentsanyone can be an agent
>>218888066when she got the first letter she said it would be normal if he wanted to fuck around and said he can download grindr as long as she doesnt know about it. shit was weird but it got forgotten after the 2nd letter hit
>>218888148How is it in Season 2 they had like 20 freeloaders, now they are taking a week to audition them
>>218888208just mad
>>218888219Why robo though
>james drake>twins>robothe reddit stox choices
>>218888202please eliminate Anissa, production. I don't care how you do it, just get rid of her and maybe your show you will be good
>>218888058>6/10Daring today, aren't we
I miss unctank
>>218888143cause many of the /bant/ losers who are only here to circlejerk each other off are not posting as much cause they dont have their precious IDs and post counts
>>218888188Only downside to sleep deprivation is it rapes their immune systems
>>218888217>Bingo is a bit more self controlled and has less hate in her heartbecause he is medicated, but production is denying her meds
Okay her standing outside the door like a tard is kind of cute.
>>218888143pretty sure 90% of these threads is just one guy from bant so i wouldnt be surprised
>>218888241what would that even do
>>218888235since then, Jet fucked a bunch of contestant girls
>>218887629>>218887694>james drake said his wife left him because she was uncomfortable with him being an actor and not being able to read his emotions, if he was faking things or notyeah, not like ben is times more this sort of actor prone to sell you bullshit straight in your face, very right person to build relationship withis it ben's acting skill or psychopathy?
>>218888245We didn't know how good we had it until it was too late, Bezo, Vicky, Unc Head.... Now we are stuck with Emma and her psych ward boyfriend
The vibe I get from the twins is that they were molested and abused so badly as children that they are completely incapable of functioning as normal adults.Honestly heartbreaking.
>>218888119Damn. And they’ve verified it’s all real and not BS? Seems pretty fucking coincidental timing that this has all happened right after the “You and Anissa are nontent” talk from last night.
>>218888048Jet is at the airport picking up a hot freeloader
>>218888217Bingo is a drug addict who uses LSD and acid
how do i get a remote work indian gf?
>>218888275this is the polish guy
>>218888254They're tied together
>ur mad sexy. get on the show and i'll let you suck my mushroom You can't go wrong with this kind of sales pitch
>>218888217>smarterLolno
>>21888829820 dolards google play gift card
>>218888300who
>>218888143The new captcha is making people post less on 4chan across the board
>>218888288>The vibe I gettheir father did that, it's in court filings
Are we playing games again? What's for the itinerary
>>218888297>LSD and acid
>>218888288the vibe im getting from you is that you are a sick fuck fantasizing about this
I'm not gonna lie this season had potential at first but it didn't turn out that good
>>218888298Do not redeem saar.
JD if he realhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoDSK3NThCk
The intervals between its so over and were so back are widening to such a degree that analysts believe we’ll be in a it’s so over period until the end of the season and nepstein permanently cancels the show due to his own laziness and incompetence
>>218888235people used to talk about the show online
I understand why they got Bam. He's a name.But... clearly he's not a good host. Did Jet think he'd do some wild Jackass shit?We kinda got that with Head. He should tar and feather a fish.
Has anything happened today?
>>218888288https://cases.justia.com/arizona/court-of-appeals-division-one-unpublished/cr-10-0945.pdf?ts=1462295629This voyeurism secret filming shit is just what their father was publicly prosecuted for. Who knows what else happened that never saw the light of a courtroom. Bingo's response to JD trying to push her head down forcefully didn't look like "scalp issues" it looked like trauma.
watch yourself white boy.
>>218888275i think he's just built up a shell of being 'ironic' in everything he does. everything is fake and inauthentic, so nobody will ever take him seriously. funny guy though
>>218888319the vibe im getting from you is that you are a sick fuck fantasizing about developmentally arrested retards
OC lessons
Is JD the smartest fish ever on the show?
landon already did his gay job just give him the money so he can stop doing nothing and start doing nothing differently
They should call Landon down to the basement and let him know that he doesnt have to keep acting depressed once he has convinced them. Him going down to the basement would spread some rumours though and would be funny.
>>218888333The entirety of Fishtank is a sober Jet trying to decipher the thoughts he had as whippet Jet.
QRD on who owes who sex over the last 2 days
>director mode on Landon sitting AFK for 30 minutes straight
>>218888333he got Bam because he will be there for 5 minutes a day and it can be the Jet show for the rest
>speed typing challenge with a giant keyboard>bashir takes off his kimono, sits the keyboard up and becomes raidenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYdQh8PGi90
>>218888275It’s acting skill, he was himself on that podcast he did with Chris Lynch and he’s almost as stupid as Jet.
>>218888298you're not gonna believe this
>>218888289He’s been sending messages since the start, plus a plushee and multiple letters Nobody cared at the beginning aside from calling him an annoying jew, but he’s become increasingly unhinged and I wouldn’t be surprised if Jet brings him onto the show, since relationship drama is Jet’s personal favorite angle (ex. Brian, Alex B)
>>218888275NTA but outside of when he’s doing a really obvious character like GayBen I have absolutely no fucking clue if/when he’s being honest or genuine. I work to the assumption that he never is, but fucking hell does it give me the creeps. Real sociopath shit, likely unable to ever experience real empathy or anything. Very, very funny guy but absolutely black souled.
>>218888338>Who knows what else happened that never saw the light of a courtroom.the actual case is sealed, only the appeals denial is "public"
>>218888352They should call him down there and tell him he's not acting depressed enough, multiple fish have left the room and laughed at him for faking it so poorly.
>>218888348>sprinkles sugar all over the only food in the house without asking anyone
>>218888275even when Ben is talking in basement cam he comes across as though everything he's saying is a bit, it's weird at this point
I tried to find the letters, read old threads and skimmed through couple youtube recaps but couldn’t find anything
how the fuck is mints even worse than josie at the director cam
anything happen from like 4am to now?
antara so excited to see drake again.
>>218888345whenever the tard sisters are on i switch cams. they are the most forced nontent fish ever
>>218888333Did you miss Bam and Heads epic pranks?>Fresh air>fake poop>fake crashout>feeding Landon food he never ate>JD gay dance challenge >collect earwax
>>218888371All indians look like this because they eat fermented vegetable emulsions and rotten rice all day.Every indian, man woman and child has weird ass digestive issues and bloat
>>218888386Lol
>>218888298MeetMe
bingo is so pidgeon-toed it's insane
>>218888393they're discussing jungle booktop rizz move from the draco
Imagine this show without alcohol and AI
Drake, JD, Anissa top 3 screenshot this
Landon depressed mentioned unprompted by twins he can stop now
>>218888372Classic Jetty Springer vibes. I would take x1 (one) knee if he pulled it off and immediately kek my sides off when he expects the bit to go down like Alex B’s wife and it inevitably fails so he starts doing armpit farts and saying he’s an alien again.
james drake being stuck as a 2011 chad is one of the funniest fishtank archetypes yet next to alex b
>>218888405Holy 2012 social media
james got curry fever?
>>218888412jd's only staying for 2 weeks. he said this a few times
>>218888402
>>218888418they're gonna make him do it all day, watch
>>218888412Landon and Twins have retard plot armor The only question is who has bigger retard plot armor to win.
>>218888407Need them in my mouth
>know landon got "act depressed" job>decide to not help him get money>tell everyone landon is doing his daily job lowering his chance to earn moneyhaha get fucked retard, maybe next time think twice before you use "white boy" phrase
>Bingo deep gnostic lore
>>218888434Jet said no plot armor
>>218888399Bamposting has been the real highlight of the season.
>>218888418also by jd
>>218888418That's just one contestant talking about it, the paper said multiple.
>>218888375oh so we only read about the voyeurism shit cause it was part of the appeal like he tried to get off of those charges?but he was prosecuted for other, sealed abuse charges?pardon my clarifying, I'm not jewish or a lawyer
>>218888443jet said bashir was eliminated too
>>218888418They frequently forget about the jobs and paying until the fish say something. He’s going to keep it up all day.
>>218888443To be fair Jet says a lot of things
>>218888444it's the only good thing at all
>>218888333>Headfuck no. I'm not watching the 'this is reality' show to see fake poop pranks that would've been over played in a 30 second Jackass bit from 2003. Head is by far one of the worst freeloaders ever. Loud, annoying, did nothing but boomer rant. Disappointment in every way, with even Bam acknowledging how much of a failure he was. Even nontent is better than when he was there, if only because his loud overenunciating voice is drowning out every other conversation.
>>218888434Drake, the Twins and Landon are my top 3And of course Drake wins it all
Jet says a lot of things
>>218888431>would
is fishtank.rip shitty for everyone today?
>>218888405i met some spic fuckpig on there like 15 years ago and came in her and i still to this day wonder if i'm a father
>>218887830what are the fish's typing speeds?i get about 35wpm one handed so I wonder how I would fare if I was doing that challenge
>>218888318Dangerous combo
>>218888471Works for me
>>218888322I know a guy who drove to New York to audition for season 4, and he acts exactly like JD. When this season started I messaged my brother that I now know why he applied after seeing JD. My brother doesn't know my friend that well and hasn't watched this season, so I've sent this to him
this season has 0 TLP energy
>>218888440That’s one of my favorites of her OCs. Very good design. I like Flora too from that same series.
>>218888443
>>218888424>James Drake stuck as a 2011 ChadYou could say he's..."forever 21"He is perpetually a character from "Victorious"
emma has a better body than ellie and she bodymogs summer and abi
>>218888333>Tar and feather a fish>they leave Yeah not a good idea. same reason hes not cutting girls hair this season, they would walk.
>>218888486that bitch is probably so fucking tight hmmm
>>218888471Yeah, for me at least. Non-director cams have been down a couple days due to wigger assault, but even the director isn't working today. Relegated to the kick stream for now.
>>218888465>BLACKCAAAAHCK>[coughs up an entire lung]I miss that retard
Poor James Drake.... such a loser
>>218888412Bad troll because Drake actually does deserve top 3>>218888440A huge amount of gnostic imagery and terms have entered the public sphere through tumblr artists and Asian gatcha games >>218888473Only JD and Bashir can type at a 100 IQ level
NONTENT HOUSE
JD's friends must fucking hate him if they told him to go on the show
>>218888491>He is perpetually a character from "Victorious"This is such a accurate description holy shit
>>218888465
>um anyway
>>218888486Bingo is a TLP lowkey ong.
How do I get a gf like Bongo?
antara is brat coded?
>>218888493but, it'd be a FAKE tar and feather. Like not a real one, but a fake one. Dude, like, yeah, it'd be ball busting because they'd think it was real but it was fake. You wouldn't get it.
>>218888499yes thats what im struggling with
>>218888492imagine her perky little tits and erect nipples
How accurate is this sitehttps://checkherbodycount.com/
im afraid to get puke in my head wounds i might catch a disease
>>218888440
antara wants to see 50 shades of gray with james drake
>>218888492dude
drake twins landon top 3 with drake going beast mode would be good. with bashir staying as a freeloader
JD is such a freak he really kills the show when he's not being fucked with, they need to go way above and beyond the TTS
>>218888514Realistically, if (You) were in JDs position - just a regular guy - what would you do locked in a house with 1000 people paying to call you Gay all day?
>>218888453>he tried to get off of those chargesmost likely>he was prosecuted for other, sealed abuse chargesthe court case that got him prosecuted is sealed because minors were involved.we won't know what other charges he got, but bongo implied that someone did get molested in a facebook post
the jobs were a perfect opportunity to make them do stuff during the day and they came up with the most boring shit that forces them to sit around quietly
>>218888472Oh man…What was her name? Which country was she from?
if season 2 had a computer lab they wouldn't do anything else ever
>>218888549Not accurate. I put in my ex-gf's IG and it came back 15. It's way higher than that.
>>218888443He's also doing the twins saving him at the end bit.
8 months btw
jd is weird he doesnt do anything wrong he is basically good but hes just so fucking cringe and gay flavored that hes not cool with it and it just makes it totally creepy
>>218888557>Bashir nontent as freeloaderGenuinely what is wrong with you?
Emma is fucking weird dawg, after yesterday and all that
>>218888557That is the optimal top 3
>>218888557that would be an awful competition to watch
>>218888298Jet doesn't want you to know this, but remote work Indian gfs are $1.50/hr. I have 46 remote work Indian gfs.
>>218888563No "regular guy" auditions to go onto fishtank knowing as much as he does, he must have some humiliation fetish or really thinks this will make him come across as the cool witty guy he thinks he is
ITS A FAKE BOYFRIENDDO THE MATHTHIS WAS ALL PLANNED BY HER AND HER ACCOMPLICE ON THE OUTSIDESHES A SMART GIRL THINK ABOUT IT
Is TTS on?
>>218888561JD is the kind of caty bitch gay guy that is annoying and pointless the vast majority of the time, but when stepped on and in a mood, he snaps. Kinda saw it with Vicky and the pad situation. Like hour 17 of the Cell with that dude should be good, at least if he isn't a pussy and just walks out 2 hours in.
>>218888615then she must be one hell of an actress to fake cry like she did last night
>>218888440Edmund should work with them on something. Would be sweet.
>>218888443He also said he wants a fair game with no rigging and has focused solely on a small number of contestants for ‘bits’, introduced a physical challenge AND a disadvantage debuff with hand tying, brought back an eliminated contestant, consistently forgets what jobs people have or what they’ve done until promoted, then acts as sole arbiter on whether they’ve performed. He talks a lot of shit.
>>218888622yeah lmao
THIS IS GARBAGE
>>218888615Why? What is there to gain from faking it.
>>218888615easiest heist ever 12k+ fish bucks and 25 TTS tokens.
>>218888575>"scalp issues" trauma response>seemingly repressed, a-sexual, unlike Bongo>eating disorder?>NEET who doesn't/won't work, doesn't leave home unlike BongoBingo got molested, didn't she?Poor sweet Bingo I would do anything to protect her and make sure she's happy forever.
>>218888591Bashir is content, just not in a loud way You can often find him talking about fabrics to a small audience of 100 viewers in some side room - then occasionally he does sperg out about challenges and alliances, he’s a good contestant and also obviously has the worst social skills of anyone in the house
>>218888615if she was smart she'd pretend not to have a bf for parasocial points
I just turned on director and it’s been 5 minutes of JD and the twins silently cutting something.
>>218888615Okay, but where's the content? Crying isn't content, it's annoying.
>>218888615if you think she is smart look at the enslave ban clip. bitch is retarded
>>218888549virus website
emma trashed jds luggage
>>218888473The girls are slower because they don't use pc keyboards back home, only phones. Landon is also slow.
>>218888622Even the JD gay paypigs are not donating ''gay'' anymore.... grim
coolclaire02
>>218888579are you the fuckpig
>>218888653Bingo will commit Bongocide out of jealousy
>>218888629don't his fans get mad he's supporting a chud show
>>218888591bashir won't work as a freeloader, you need him as a contestant because he tries hard on every challenge.
off the clock at work now ready to watch for another 8 hours straight and go to bed just before anything actually happens so I can catch-up on kiwifarms and repeat the same thing for 20 more days.....
>>218888668God that's grim
>>218888171Correct.
>10 hours of doing nothing until the next freeloader walks in and it's just going to be some dumb bitch who will also do nothingThis really is the worst season so far and it becomes apparent every day.
>>218888628Week 3 Twist is that Emma was the actor and Drake is the one with a Jewish boyfriend at home.
WHERE IS HE??????????????
>>218888615>I’ve got this epic bit planned. >I’m going to go on the Nazi poop show and pretend to have a Jewish boyfriend. >Joke?
JD + Twins are the best
>>218888653Likely, also explains why Bongo is more hateful There’s a number of posts on Facebook by Bongo talking about wanting to kill pedosWhen they were split up for a year, which parents got custody of each of them?
hopefully one of the nontent girls get eliminated from the typing challenge and then a couple good freeloaders come in and the cell starts. im fine with every challenge from past seasons being scraped besides the cell its too good
I assume I didn't miss much yesterday except for Emma's boyfriend sending a love letter?
RWF Mythic day 1
I wish this cast was in a season that had Sam in it
>frank comes in>shoves drake once>drake beats the shit out of him payton style and leaves
>>218888658I didn't know they let them have serious knives like that.
The twins' dad got remarried to an Indonesian woman and had two hapa kids who he probably molests as well.
Antara is horny and looking for a man.
>>218888706Twins got drunk and got in a fight again.
>>218888680>he thinks there’s still 20 days of life in this show
Only James Drake would be smart with the 50k. Landon would spend it all on cheese fries and the twins would never figure out how to deposit the check. Bashir would do something gay like donate it to a charity.
>>218888682That's the average retard nowadays. Anyone with a youtube channel probably sees how most of their views are from phonefags. Hell, most people in this thread are probably phonefags.
>>218888615>i ruined my simpability as a bit
Antara flirting with James Drake lmaoAntara crying about being 29 without children (Christmas Cake)>>218888701Bongo said "you know how much the Bloody Mary stuff bothered me when I moved in with you and mom"
that amputee bit was really cool. just another scam vote I guess?
>>218888713he's coming back day 15, he's got youtube uploads scheduled for the rest of the month
>>218888671If I was I wouldn’t be here posting with you chucko
>>218888702Oh poor dumb anon. The winner gets to chose who to shoot and the guys would rather all shoot each other.
>>218888682literally getting dumber because of smart phones
Antara:>lives with her parents>is unmarried and childless>is depressed>toils away in her wagie-cage 24/7she's literally me
Why do indians like working so fucking much bros?
>heres a free iced vanilla latte btw>dont forget dinner and a show tonight
KEEP GIVING THEM MORE AND MORE COFFEEGO GO GO
>>218888718Is that the Asian stepmom they talked about?
>>218888696Decent TTS farm knowing the fanbase to be fair
>>218888737Anon, put the cope down already
>>218888735>supposed to be tied up for 12 hours>he's asleep for 8 of it
>>218888737Source?
>>218888735it was certainly a scam in the sense he said everyone would get 1 token to vote for freeI never got a token it just tried to get me to buy shit
>>218888750The life of every low caste in indian
>>218888730And Emma would use it to pay for her dead boyfriends funeral.Anisa might spend it well on her kid or something.
>>218888744they are still doing that? unfortunate another season of nontent top 3
i wonder if emma is still only 98.2lbs
>>218888706yeah, pretty boring day. Haircuts were kind of funny, but we're in that usual lull post first elimination. Don't expect things to pick up until the weekend, maybe something tomorrow due to elimination.Also, I just realized that Jet brought back Bashir because of the 'schedule' but they're gonna lose another person like 5 days later anyway lol
>>218888701Bongo lived with their dad for a year (likely the dad who taped them)Bingo lived with their mom and older sister for a yearThey both now live with their mom, the older sister is married and has a 6 month old son.
>terry davis ttsbased
why are the contestants always so garbage and leave early? even from the start of fishtank, it has never been hellhouse. i remember the joker posters. is 50k not enough of an incentive to keep them there?
any girls in this thread? if you ever wanna go on fishtank dont mention having a bf , not to the producers either
>>218888693i saw him begging to be in the next adin ross fight event to fight someone like boogie
Who is amputated right now? or did they drop that bit already?
would you marry antara and make her happy?
>>218888428>>218888424What makes him stuck in 2011?
>>218888752Because if they dont work they dont get to pay rent or eat. unlike in the first world were there is social security and EBT
>>218888714>beat the swine >make anissa to cook him>offer bashir to eat him
Is it normal chad behavior to coat your straw with every girl in the room's saliva before sipping your drink?
did they give up on jobs and market?
They need a 6'5" roid freak freeloader to emasculate James Snake
People thinking just because Bam won't stay the whole month means Sam is coming in is funny. It's just going to be even more of the Jet show after Bam is gone.
You just run them over.
>>218888706biggest twin fight yet I think. also haircuts and dressing landon like a wigger. so no
>>218888714Frank is too pussy. He’s going straight for JD/Emma and doing an ironic “me and Landon are besties” bit. He could go for Bashir which would be gold because he could be a sleeper cel HEEMER.
>>218888735Jet got worried the zip tight would tighten in JDs sleep and kill his hand. They are waiting to get an actual pair of handcuffs in today for it to be safer.
>>218888731I just don't get it. The internet is such a pain in the ass to navigate on smartphones compared to a desktop/laptop.
man this show sucks
>>218888796no
>>218888780Is Temple OS something anyone can download install? Imagine if all the computers were running it
>>218888798they used to have one of those
>>218888791the way he dresses
Why are the raped retard twins the only ones who’ve been doxed this season? How do we know nothing about JD other than his gay minecraft channel?
>>218888737>>218888758>>218888761The only thing that possibly corroborates this is that Bam, the perpetual leaker, casually said to a contestant in the confessional as a conversation starter, "So, with this show half over..." on day 8.Either Bam's sense of time is completely fucked and fried (totally possible) or for Bam the show only lasts 2~ish weeks.
>>218888778hell yeah i love Chilltank frfrTTS spam gets so annoying sometimes have to tap out/mute when its really badfuck it we ball
>>218888754I forgot today was dinner and a show.3 fucking days in a row of nontent.S5 felt so promising...
>>218888706Not much last night, Landon had a fashion makeover and is now doing a ‘act depressed’ challenge Emma’s boyfriend sent her a love letter basically proposing marriage and then sent another letter saying he was going to commit suicide if she didn’t drop out of the show. She refused to read the letter until Jet just read it himself on basement camera. Emma’s boyfriend has remained active on TTS bragging about how he fucks ‘shiskas’ and so it seems unlikely that he actually went to a psych ward like he claimed, and is just a BPD male. Nothing else really, James Drake has rizzed up the robot, they’ve chatted a lot about the jungle book and 50 shades of grey Computer room isn’t exactly ‘action packed’
Can't they tell Landon he already completed the job?
It’s kind of cute how Annisa actually cares about Landon I wonder if she has like an autistic brother or something
>>218888782bezo>gay fag who is a pussycharity>normie who didn't know what she signed up forvicky>mental illness bpd and addiction
>>218888798leave please
>>218888813He dresses normally what are oyu on about?
>>218888752They could’ve hired a funny guy to control this and riff and make fun of people but they thought an Indian woman would be funny (it’s not). Jet has a weak sense of humor.
>>218888372Jackie domestically abusing Alex B live in primetime was the best this show ever was
>>218888788Jet's still asleep.
>>218888816no one gives a fuck anymorewe knew jimmy's entire life story and the coordinates to Tayleigh's dad's house within the first 6 days of season 2
>>218888759even removed it
>>218888825the job requirements are retardedmultiple fish have to acknowledge hes depressed on their own
When does the market even open, Bashir's supposed to be working
>>218888768is she dalit? I wonder if simbal would literally leave the house over that
>>218888774If JD could win he may be a wild card and shoot the twins or something so that's probably why Jet came up with the amputee thing at all.
>>218888817if Sam actually walks in halfway through the show i'll keep the season pass running out of principal
>>218888653She's got a weird thing about pearl jam as well, she was triggered by the ranch in coffee as well
Euro hours ftl have way more text replies
>>218888825they could, but won't
>>218887986his job is interior decorator, he's just being goofy
>>218888791please don't talk about 2*11 on /tv/
>>218888811Pretty sure it's a free linux distro. It's like 2mb and has a flight simulator or something. I'd assume it's downloadable somewhere.
anisa is mommy
>>218888804Why did they fight?
>>218888856If the twins go that would at least be entertaining seethe for like an hour. Man we just need something. Im all for that.
>>218888856Jet introduced the amputee thing like 30 minutes after JD said he would eliminate them.
>kills your season
make the call @jet @mints
reminder that Landon is a replicant
>>218888830>actually cares about LandonMaybe a little, but she has this role because she knows Landon sees her as a motherly figure.She confided in Emma/Vicky that she could keep him under control and stop him from doing any crazy piss shit because Landon told her she "reminds him of his mom" because his mom "wears all black too". And then when he revealed he was into "milfs" it basically cemented her in the "Landon's mommy who he wants to fuck but never will" role of control.
>>218888718Every one of my white male friends has married an Asian woman and its starting to worry me - once or twice is fine but its literally all of them, very odd behavior, who are the white women marrying?
>>2188885290 TLP energy if you're chopped
>>218888756Yes
>no hellhouse because they’re too scared of james drake leavingfuck this gay show jet and ben are irredeemably retarded
>Endless vibe repair days>All they needed to give them was coffee and a coffee machine
>>218888840i agree he dresses normal, but 2011 normal
I think this season cured my FOMO. There have been many occasions where the fishes are awake and doing something but I just close my laptop and go do something else.
>>218888861FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN HERESSHISEADONAPILLOWMADEAHCONCREEOOOOHYYAAH
>>218888876They couldn’t figure out how to use the Xbox
>>218888023bingo-chan so skibidi
>>218888874it's really a toss-up between emma and anissa for worst fish
>call it>ehmjushkidden
>>218888811yes it is>>218888873its not a linux distro. its its own fully independent operating systemterry wrote the compiler, kernel, and UX/UI by himself
>>218888849they did already
>>218888889They aren't
>>218888885Jets bimbo Josie idea was better
>>218888885lol its mizzy
>antara is a femcel
>>218888887>>218888889fucking fail
>>218888045she's still stealing nutrients from bingo
I hope Robojeeta is enjoying her date with my good friend, James Drake.
>>218888897It really is interesting see how the fish react when given food/drinks. So boring, but when they get booze we actually get some content. Interesting seeing how vastly different can be so yeah, caffeine would go a long way.
can they throw the robot over a ledge please this shit is hell to listen to
>>218888782What's really funny is that the pits of season 2 (post Brian) were the closest to heckhome and had absolutely no one walk off.
Head heads, what do we make of all this?
>>218888889They're either going for some rich faggot who will finance their do-nothing lifestyle or they stay single and sleep around for free shit all their life. That's the issue.
>>218888889white women are used up whores these daysonly blacks date them
>>218888841Antara is absolutely funny. Shhe's not funny all the time but she's definitely funny. Her stupid robot wheeling around looking at the mess in the kitchen, or "leading the way" for Landon yesterday and taking 2 minutes to turn and make her way to the stairs then needing to be carried down was fucking funny.A "funny guy" wouldn't be fucking funny at all. The fact it's some goiter'd Indian tech support woman being a vague freeloader type who isn't intentionally funny is why it's so funny.
Domino's has much better pizza outside of North America btw
>>218888889blacks
>>218888897They learned in the previous seasons to overload the fish with redbull, but Jet wants to make his darkRP market shit work so they have to buy redbulls, which they wont unless they have a surplus of money, which they just wiped.Jet it up so to speak.
>>218888889Their cat and dogs are their children. they are married to their job
>FRIDGE RENT>ZAGNUT>STRAWBERRY>FRESH AIR>PUZZLE>GAY JD DANCE
He is the only one who matters
>>218888125haven't heard anyone mention it like they did with Vicky, but that might be because the twins are angels and Vicky is poop
Sex with Vicky
>>218888949Definitely not in Europe
>>218888927their requirement was "strong enough to bench press landon"
emma ass crack
>India in Cold-cutta we love the Dominos>I am trying to have TWO pizzas tonite if my parents will let me haha>Pizza is not good for the health haha
>>218888893I wonder if he records those kids too.
Does anyone know where I can watch James Drake's films?
>pizza is not good for health, says the woman who is about to shovel 3lbs of biryani and fermented milk into her gullet that was strained though a street merchant's toes
>>218888942six fucken guys atteck me an i got him just fucken sittin dere
we lost to /trek/
>>218888915>its not a linux distro. its its own fully independent operating system>terry wrote the compiler, kernel, and UX/UI by himselfOh shit, that's even more impressive. I'd assume they could still install it though. Can't imagine it wouldn't be free considering Terry is dead now. I assume you can boot an installer from a USB like most OS's
I'm not even watching the recaps anymore. What went wrong?
>>218887830why does landon just sit in bed all day
>>218888899How does one dress in 2026?
>>218888969yeah i mean the drawing. look at those thighs
>>218888886>>218888887>>218888889not like this... this season sucks
>>218888975gayporn.com
>>218888992He's drunk every night.
>>218888976before or after the gangrape?
>>218888942I actually miss head, I hope this is finally the season where they bring everyone back for the finale and do the Evangelion ending
>>218888992his brain is malformed
>>218888997James Drake, not JD
>>218888957what does the fridge paying rent mean?
>>218888817I fully think it's just Bam fucking up cause even if he was only there for two weeks, 'show half over' doesn't make much sense to pop into his head. Especially when he fucks up saying so many other things, he might just really think it's been half a month. Watching this slow boring ass shit has definitely felt like a whole month already.
>>218888992His job today is to be depressed
>everybody's obsessed with highs and lows>doesn't realize there's no middles because the middles are lows and there are no more highs once jet gets bored(already bored after 1 week)
>>218888893someone post his mugshot again, he looks different
>>218888992there is just no way to know man is an enigma
>>218888992his job today is to act depressed
>>218888992Sometimes he sits on a chair
>>218888889>who are the white women marrying?should we tell him?
>>218889012i guess you have to pay money to keep your food in the fridge the next time theres a vibe repair and they order doordash for everyone
>>218889012Nobody knows
>they really thought we'd want to watch three weeks of people sitting in silence completing boring jobs on computersWhat is the thought process here
>Jet says bringing Freddy on is a ripcord when they need him>They've needed him for the past 6 days
>>218888948It’s not funny. The show sucks. This is the last season. Mints is a faggot. The wiggers are incompetent. Jet is a sexpest. Read the room. It’s over after this disaster of a season.
>>218888960he aims with echolocation by making clicking noises with his mouth.
Would Famous House have played out any different if James Drake was there?The girls would've been all over him so maybe we would've gotten less Alex B as Drake probably would've talked him off the ledge and more Simbal being jealous. Would James Drake have made it post reveal?
How have they not had the indian run the store yet
>>218889039you are still watching
https://x.com/XDMODE2/status/2036311318391824444James is needed
new freeloader at 3
is the show still on
>>218889039ear? out
>>218888993if you cant tell by the khaki joggers, black earrings and the way he wears beanies then you are just too autistic to realize
>3 people left>2 get market shifts>last one gets a job that they have to do without being figured outbravo jet
>>218888889>who are the white women marrying?white men
i thought indians couldn't eat cheese
>>218889011James actually admitted to being gay for a while but he said he changed.
>>218889065Idk
antara is fucking chatty today
>>218889051I’m not
>>218889060or maybe just not a homo who analyzes men's fashion and assigns a year to it
>>218889060oh yeah and the corny t shirt with the word HOPE on it
>want to watch emma>stupid jeeta is in there blabbering
>>218888976>>pizza is not good for healthSame for breathing the air in India. You’re probably better off being a chain smoker living in the Swiss Alps.
>>218889080It's not like the fish have anything better to do today
>>218889056>it's steven-o and weeman
IM JDIM GAY
>>218889065she's some other kind of indian i dont think shes hindujust like muslims, there are so many of them and different subgroups they dont all follow the same rules
retard herejust lost 4 kg in 3 days due to a parasocial relationship with a fishama
i wonder if antara will do the cell and get hassled
>>218889066all actors are gay
>>218888912Only good post in this thread >>218889046James Drake was cast for S3 but would’ve been unable to change things, the issues with that season were in the basement and the permit office
>>218889039in s2 they would just sit around doing literally nothing for hours until sam showed up, now they can do jobs during downtime, its an improvement
/bant/ theme songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAGKPKHAbS0
>>218888883"I run fair competitions""I'm going to shoot the twins""Hey Ben get the zip ties"Yep, sounds right.
>>218889054How do you even explain to a normal person what fishtank is about after they seen this clip?
I could not care less about this pajeeta
>>218889095YEAAAH DUUDENo way in hell would Steve-O ever appear on this show, but I would love it if he did.
is there any screencap of James and Emma sitting in the confessional together?I have an idea for an AI image
>>218889103With Summer?
what the fuck is tooth fairy and truggage
flicking my bean raw
give james the seduce emma job already.
"chipotle?"
>>218889124nope
POO IN LOO
Somehow Emma became more attractive to me over time and now she's hot
>>218888889Damn sucks to live in a non-White country
>do you shit in the street?the drake has his moments
>>218889103I lost 5 lbs in one day taking a shit
>>218889065They are vegetarians, not vegans. They make their own cheese and yogurt at home. Indian families go to the grocery store in the morning and buy 6 gallons of milk each, they clear the dairy section out. They have to get two milk truck deliveries in Indian areas. Indians also bring their entire extended families when they shop, it's always at least 6 people. If you have never seen (or smelled) the 8AM Indian milk rush, it's something to behold.
>Do you poop in the street?>NOOOO am I crazy?!
>>218889126steal toothbrushes is tooth fairy
Did head leave?
Is Ben gonna give James Drake the same scolding he did Emma when Emma asked robojeet if she shit in the street?
>>218889054>https://x.com/XDMODE2/status/2036311318391824444The heart of the show
any clips of emmas hairy blonde pits yet?We (me) were eating real good with Dirench's hairy cavewoman legs and pits
>>218889065They can they just can't eat cows. They call cheese paneer.
warming up to the sit at a computer quietly bit
>>218888885Put a drench on
>>218889115She claims that if you shit in the street in Indian cities, the police will arrest you and send you right to jail
>>218889128Get a real job Betty
is there really a new freeloader coming at 3?
>>218889103why are you blaming not eating on a fish
>>218889154we were robbed of days worth of this
>>218889109People definitely forget how much dead air there was in S2. They would wake up super late and in the later half of the season, they were all so dejected that it was pure nothing until Sam arrived.S5 started off much better for this and there's generally a little more being done during the day but the last 2 days have had absolutely nothing going on during the day or night. Fuckin BLOWS
Get some caffeine from a vanilla latte in James and he gets a little KOOKOO. He goes a little KOOKY.
>>218889129sounds like a sam bitwe dont do those anymore buddy
>>218889148yeah he wanted to do a gay fake heart attack bit and then bam called him a pussy
>>218889054Protagonists
>how did I end up here?
>>218889172who alleged this?
>>218889163>direnc showing anyone how to be a good christianLMAO
>>218889148ya like 2 days ago, he said he was worried he was going to get aids from open wounds in his mouth
>>218889175>why are you blaming not eating on a fishbecause i can't eat because of the parasocial shit. i can't keep any water or food down and i get insane tremors, stress to the point of physical pain. also, zero sleep
Bongo is getting cuter everyday as she loses more weightCan’t wait to see her full glow up by the finale
>>218889178This, season 5 has much more potential to be good it just needs to wake up again
How the fuck can antara talk so much bros
>>218889108What permit should they have gotten?
>>218888885>>218889163Drench honestly is the closest they could get to this
>>218889176i've never been less horny as i am now during season 5least fuckable cast ever.I still jerk off to creature and wrench and bliccy
>>218889185>gay fake heart attack bitWish i still had my s1 folder to post chris doing his gay fake heart attack bit with vance
>>218889192By being The Raped
>>218889202what are you worried about
>>218889202either bait or ur actually retarded
>>218889163Drench is subhuman filth and should never be mentioned again.
Jet is wasting DAYS overthinking the freeloader situation. Should have just gotten the fat chick with a nose ring and bullied her out of the house. Boom, content.
>>218889224get a grip buddy
>>218889178Last night though was great
>>218889196God told me
>is cute>good at halo>runs a good show
direnc direnc direnc
Who has made more money from selling their ass, Direnc or Binx?
>>218889210despite everything, she's still a woman
>>218889208Majority of viewers are NA and tune in for the evening / night.S4 SUCKED for EU viewers. S5 has been really refreshing because not a whole bunch happens late at night so there's not too much to catch up on
>>218889207Anon… her thinner identical twin is literally tied to herYou don’t need to imagine what she’d look like a bit thinner
>>218889210she is a woman talking to a chad
antara is ruining the show for me.
>>218889163Bashir would firmly correct her.
based content day
>>218889192letting the days go bylet the water hold me down
>>218889250calm down ellie
>>218889221Real??
>>218889163She could actually save this shitshow.
put a binky on
>>218889163being surrounded by weak retards on s4 gave her so much confidence.jd might be a flabby techbro but he'd put her trough the ground if she did this, considering how pissed he got at vicky just from the pad
>>218889263There's no show to ruin
>>218889224based picks
>>218889039Each room has an elimination themed after it. Computer room is particularly gay tho. I imagine when the other rooms open to practice for their contests it'll be more interesting. Also a karate room contest might imply fighting. Fuck knows about the goo room.
Bored as fuck in class vibes
>>218889252well direnc was a camgirl so i imagine herhonestly sylvia probably makes more bc she had actual onlyfans
>>218889245why? theyre hot
>>218888885>You now realise Jet made them do this so that when the inevitable Freeloader bombs he can say it was because he trusted the Fish
>>218889231>what are you worried abouti want them to talk to me, which doesn't seem to be happening despite the fact that there were extremely strong indications otherwise, and every day it gets worse and worse>>218889234>either bait or ur actually retardedthe fact that i allowed myself to get in this situation shows i am in fact retarded
Is custom ai slop sfx back?
I can tell James drake gonna be the first one to attempt murder on the show
>>218889163MAKE THE CALL JET
>>218889244it's mindboggling they don't have freeloaders lined up already
precious, precious angelshe deserves everything good in the world
i had a dream last night that vance died because he tried to drill out of the basement by spinning really fast while wearing a spiked metal hat and got stuck and suffocated. a premonition?
bingo is surprisingly adept at using mspaint
>>218889163>Slap all the menExcept for James Drake, who she'll devote every waking second in trying to fuck
What even is Fishtank anymore?
>>218889284she was kinda hot too in a slampig wayi remember allll the way back in season 1 her OF leaked and she had the good kind of fat ass that fatties get. Nice and big.
Is antara flirting with James Drake?
I would take a random homeless person freeloader at this point
>>218888972I love her
>>218889278Nah, she's a freak
>>218889289why did you expect to talk
Share me somting about your childood experience
>>218889267TAKBIR
>>218889278Drenc’s real life is living in an Australian trailer park and supporting her ISIS brother, she probably has a good estimate of her wrestling ability
>>218889294She is the ugliest fish in the shows history, god damn she is fucked up looking.
>>218889163she would have been excellent on this season
they've reneged on everything so far. why the hell not bring back french for a week or so? afraid of them overshadowing the fish?
>James Drake said he has the most experience playing the psycho ex boyfriend or psycho creep as an actor yesterday
>>218889314yeah she's gonna show up and jump his bones
>>218889244he's not wasting days looking for freeloadershe's wasting days looking for his next highschooler(or girl who looks like a highschooler) to fuck.never forget, jet nepstein is a sex pest who literally wants to be epstein.
>>218889311if she had a good face would be kino but yikes that face does not work for her
they should let us do the tasks to earn credits
>>218889324Do you remember S4 at all? Direnc would freak out whenever anyone fucked with her and by the end was just hiding in her room in a blanket
>>218889326Meg existsRachel existsat least Dirench has a good ass
The freeloader will be a dud, or will be fun for one day and then get old and all this time wasted on finding the right one will be literal wasted time when we could have had a bunch of mid freeloaders filtering through already. And then the show will be halfway over and then it wont really get good and they will try to make it like old fishtank the last like 3-5 days but it wont really matter.
they fell into the same trap as s3 and s4they need a female presence on the production staff to calm the women
>>218889332They wouldn't do anything, dirench never did anything on her own season and Freddy would be telling bam about the songs he wrote
>>218888972antara is literally me
>>218889314Antara would do disgusting things for a white boy like James Drake.
>>218889333The white Burt?
>>218889278lol you are as much as a faggot as jd if you think that
This nigga hasn't had a single good outfit since he got there
>>218889321>why did you expect to talkextremely likeminded with regard to everything basically, sometimes you just know you'd be good friends with someone. i know it's retarded, nobody understands this shit
freeloader is gonna be sexy
>>218889344It's just her dumb makeup.
What is Drakes job today?
James Drake and Antara are fucking after the show
Fucking nigger
they should have the twins make a fishtank trading card game, i would buy that so quick
lmao imagine being a person with 20/20 vision and looking at a picture of direnc and telling yourself she is uglier than tayleigh
>>218889340What were the allegations against him? Was it just the Ellie and Abi stuff or was there more?
>>218889376girl, you right
>>218889376careful you are going to piss of the khaki jogger wearing autists
>>218889376Convinced he just bought shit expecting it to be ruined like JD. (Jin and Daniel both did this last season too)
>>218889380it's listed as interior decorator, not sure what that means exactly
>>218889376fuck u talmbout this nigga throwin fits
>>218889380Robot duty
uh..this is demonic...
The non stop talking robot is fucking annoying
>>218888994She doesn't look like that anymore tho
>>218889376it is very early 10s I agree
>>218889014Bam logic:Week 2 of 44 - 2 = 2 50% = HalfHalf Way?!FUCKIN’ ZAGNUT
>>218889376doesnt matter he's handsome and he'd get more pussy than an average man being dresed by a stylist
>>218889163hot
>>218889380To do nothing as usual
>>218889402Wasnt that his job yesterday? Its to move all the furniture to its day 1 positions
>>218889360They fired their only good female staff member after Season 2Rumor has it that TJ got a little extra ‘care’ after his trip to the nurse’s office with Bex and the wiggers got upset about it
>>218889355Who?
>you will never live in a raped autistic childs fantasy world where gods walk amongst us in an expanded universewhy even live
the twins faces concentrating on mspaint instead of that look of disgust they usually have by default is something
Bingo is drawing demons again, Bashir is not going to be happy. I wish Sam was here to punch her for this.
stop drawing demons Bingo
>>218889410horrendous vibes, it's another "audience are the butt of the joke!!" day
>>218889299AHHHHHHHHHHH
>>218889377did they ever express any interest in talking
>>218889362she basically eliminated a fish by leading a full on assault with the assistance of her tards with whom she built a motherly rapport with. her interaction with freddy was manic and interesting to watch. she gutted some plushies with a knife. she beat a retard with a stick to get him in line.
>>218889433Bex wasnt fired she got knocked up by the british guy luca
>>218889380>>218889402nvm im gay and retarded>>218889431yeah i think it just updated recently on the contestants page
>>218889455>did they ever express any interest in talkingyes
>>218889387who tf just sent this as tts
it would be prone to raiding bht I really wish there was some interactive audience meter where the audience could express how bored they were with a bit and that production should do something. It wouldnt really change anything with the wiggers but it would be hilarious to see how low it would get and how often it would stay there.
Brass monkey
>>218889433retarded simp /bant/ fake rumors are fake
>Bashir standing around doing nothing>Landon sitting in bed doing nothing>3 girls on computers in silence>James sitting in silence listening to a pajeet rambleHELL HOUSE
>>218889392Check the messages where he talks about ‘importing girls is the best thing for guys like us’. Literally the definition of trafficking. Guy’s a softbod creep.
>>218889436Their art is actually pretty good, I like the designs. That drawing of the frog person Bongo was showing the other day threw me off.
>>218889433Josie could come back
>>218889434jimmy's sis
>>218888730I bet the wiggers will have Drake win just so they can have the chad archetype win at least one season
>>218889463elaborate
indian accents are so grating to listen to
>>218889080probably the most male attention outside of her family she's gotten in years
new freeloader is driving down to the houseexpect her!
wtf are these people doing? I WOULD BE BUYING THAT SHIN RAMEN FOR $3 EVERYDAY
would you hire her?
>>218889478>tune into fishtank live>it's nothingi think i'll stick to the 40 min youtube recaps
>>218889376It's called being almost 40, nigger. You have 3 choices at that stage in your life:>try and fail at looking like a 20 year old>accept middle age and switch over to chinos and Oxford button downs>keep dressing like an MTV host c. 2010 because it's the only thing you have ever knownIt's going to happen to you too one day.
>>218889475sit on me mommy im hungry
>>218889453BASHIR IS GONNA FREAK
>>218889475mormons has the right idea
who is the bigger vibe nuke, jd or bashir?
>>218889474Note that on S2, Josie’s time on director can exclusively followed TJ around She also never interacted with Tay or Trish at all
>>218889453CHRIST IS KING
>>218889124Coal
>>218889475holy fucking yum
>>218887901Embarrassing that people here are as susceptible to obsessing over this bitch just because she's got a piercing and silly hair. I'm sure she's a nice girl but she exists in the millions online.
Kiwitrannies are mocking us again
>>218889509JD
>>218889489how did her airbag not go off?
>show is named Faster Than Light>is slower than mud
does antara ever shut the fuck up
>>218889474She said she wouldn't because she is focusing on her own thing now.
>>218889475HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>218889478how the fuck have you people psyopped me imto missing this chopped junkie foid
>>218888009Nigga, that name has been known for almost 2,500 years as the horse of Alexander the Great. Not a trading card
>>218889433bex was on the next 2 seasons
>>218889521this would lowkey be so kino but would ruin her image bc of sam connectin
invest 30 million in fishnet so jet can create fishtank citydon't worry they have 5 seasons of experience now, your money is safe
>>218889530We're literally the same people
>>218889475You know she's on them good anti-psychotics
>>218889509Bashir is vibe cleanser tho
>>218889546The show is that bad. These threads almost convinced me to start missing Head.
>>218889552fishcity is gonna go hardtrust the plan
>>218889541she works hard for her money
>>218889521olympic gold medalist btw
>>218889521>>218889521>I'm sure she's a nice girlshe's a leftist test tube baby who no doubt unironically added literally 100 dicks to her body count in the olympic village, she's not a nice girl
>1/3rd of the season over>absolutely nothing has happened>fish are all friends with each other>no drama being stirred up>complete silence in the house most of the time
>>218889380coddled nontent
muslims wear shoes inside their homes? i was thinking they would be the type to demand shoes come off inside the home
can ppvbro rip the individual computer cams? i don't think the wiggers will put them on the site for whatever reason.
catch me out in silvermoon city bitch catch me on the isle of quel danas bitch
Just fucking hire Letty at this point. It's not like she's going back to school at some point.
>>218889598How I look at the goyim when
>>218889552If I was a billionare I'd it it. I'd demand full creative control, though.
>>218889574Some people really dislike his rambling parables, for example his answer to ‘gay son or thot daughter’ but I think they’re pleasant Many also accuse him of being a pseud larper but he certainly seems sincere, if performative
spoiling instructions..
>>218889598First time here?
>>218889605they cant get anything but director working. how are they going to pull that off
>>218887901What does that ring in her mouth even stick through? I'm feeling around behind my lip and it's just flat.
>>218889598emma'a boyfriend is roping that's pretty funny
>>218889605Is ppv working again? I stopped using it days ago because he was slow
>>218889552Jet... it's been 17 years
>>218888115Wish they’d save the good ones set it to shuffle through them while it's not being used.
>>218889598half the season is done according to bam
Bashir just called TTS paypigs retards, so he is okay in my book
even if sam does show up day 15 it doesn't change the fact this has been the biggest nontent half of a season so far, at least S4 had conflict between some of the fish in the second week, freddy trying to drag aryeh out the door was funnier than anything that's happened so far
>>218889639director only like it has been for like 48 hours
>>218889482it'd be super obvious to them if i revealed the details, so i can't just yet. but i will in a week or so, when I know for sure it ain't happening.
>director cam on bashir pacing around doong nothing in the marketThanks jet
basically they didnt prepare ANYTHINGliterally what did they actually do?
>>218889635its a frenulum piercing. that little flap of skin that attaches your gums to your top lip
>>218889627wait...mints is BASED? wtfff?
>Shoutout to Marky Tom!
I can't believe you guys liked season 4
She's on the way to the house
>>218889670jungle mural and computer room
>>218889631they could just restream the cams through obs
bounce on it mints
the purpose of not having computer cams?
>>218889683this
>>218889680It's not the same when Sam isn't around to give a shit
>>218889631i mean they already have the live feeds, i'd imagine they could put it up just like all the other cams. Even if it is fucked and cuts out occasionally, that's better than nothing>>218889639i just checked the computer lab cam on ppv and it worked
>>218889683I liked it because of Freddy and Jin
>>218889683they liked freddy which to them equals the entirety of season 4 even though it was terrible
how to get gf with this body type /ftl/?
>>218889689should have tried to get the barber to racoon emma's hair
>>218889620great bit
>season so shit that ppv stopped caring
Is Bongo downloading games?
>>218889716Peruse buffets
guy who is laughing pissing and shitting himself over jetr9k and marky
>>218889664ill take your word for it
>>218889727
>>218889716You find a thing girl and then feed her.
>>218889703>i just checked the computer lab cam on ppv and it workedlies
What does he actually do all day
>>218889694they are just intercepting the m3u8 streams, they have auth keys though so i imagine the accounts just get banned occasinally.
>>218889716Go to your local McDonald's
60 hours since Vicky left and they still haven't found a freeloader btw
>can literally force the fish into interacting with each other through jobs>give them jobs to sit around alone in silence
apologize to him
the onlyfans creator got cancer and died because he did NOTHING to promote abi’s pagerest in piss asshole
>>218889752He sleeps until Bam shows up that way he can hang out with his friends in the tank until 2am
>>218889752gets his ass kisseddouble entendre btw
OH FUCK SANTAMARIA IS IN THE KICK CHATHE'S EDDIE'S (GAY FAGGOT) LEFT HAND MAN>Santamaria in chat right as "FAGGOT DETECTED" TTS is playinguh oh lmao
BOOOOORRIIIIINNNGGGGGGGand jet actually thought they had a hit and everything was going to change
>>218889716Participate in 4-H club associated activities, own a horse
what happend to the pregnant woman?
>>218889786It’s Bongo
Jet's ideas are just shitty Gmod ripoffs that even 10 year olds who play them have a better understanding of making things entertaining.
where are the bamposters?
>why won't people drop everything they are doing to come on my humiliation show so i can profit off them being made fun of?Truly a mystery
jet is so insanely dumb it leaves me in disbelief that such a thing is even possible
>>218889786that was bongo undergoing mitosis
>>218889546We didn't. Some hogs just have the kind of eyes that leave an impression if you look into them long enough
>>218889752fantasies about josie in a whippet induced haze
>>218889732correct
Basement chat said they need a vibe repair day today after stealing all their food and money last night
>>218889786it's anissa she had it premature then went on the show
this shit's hellhouse for the viewers
Twins seem really low energy today, they aren’t even pacing or anything.
Twins would be fun to take to a theme park under zero sexual pretense.
>>218889757>uhhh yeah we’re uh, reviewing applications but uh, i dunno, i think these guys are cool but uhh, they don’t look like the girls i uh, usually drug and fuck dude
>Bingo and Bongo actually drew Mohammad for Bashir and he told them to rip it up or burn it and it made Bingo angrylmfao
>>218889716>>218889747If you're young you should just date a thin girl because the chances are pretty good that she'll end up at this weight within a year or two of dating. Maybe quicker if you ask nicely.
>>218889751i just randomly clicked in and it was working a few minutes ago. I have the season pass so i didn't stay to see if it would cut out.on my mama
Emma's boyfriend is dead
>>218889817nice blackedraw meme
>>218889812She really does have pretty eyes.
When are the freeloaders coming
Has anyone ever walked out for being too bored?
>>218888235I was wondering this
>>218889831this but also fucking them afterwards
>>218889831I want to take them out to Disney World but as a date with my girlfriend Ashley and her sibling Hale.
>>218889827They're playing computer. Pacing energy has been transfered to paint doodling
>>218889776You know you have to be over 18 to post on this site, right?
>>218889831Anon just have kids and you can do that
>>218889847I was thinking the same thing. She's not awful looking, but she's be way more attractive if she quit drinking so much and lost some of the bloat.
>>218889727They even had a pinned message saying they were working on the down cams and now it's just gone. I think they really did just give up. I am more bored now than when they were cleaning the house in S3.
>>218889855Sam
I think it died when the harpists left.
>>218889855baby sneed
>>218889855
>>218889855Tai
>>218889716Be black
>>218889855Payton
>>218889865My kids wouldnt be as fun as the twins are because I wouldnt let them use the internet
>>218889812she’d be pretty if she exercised and fixed her posture
>>218889863I'm 49 years old, little boy
>>218889855I would audition, endure a week or so of the brutal tts bullying I would have just to be able to do that on this show
Damn. Remember when this show used to hand out cash prizes like they were nothing?
I want to see TJ having sex with Bongo and Bingo and seeing their swollen pregnant bellies afterwards
did vicky actually have simps and fans on day one?
>>218889818>Uh yeah, I just sort of came up with this bit on the spot, dude>What, Always Sunny? Nah, sounds cool but I’ve never heard of it
>>218889905holy grim
>>218889842why would you buy a season pass to watch on ppv. what in the fuck are you even talking about
>>218889855Jake did
>>218888486God damn it's been a while since I've fucked a petite tlp
>>218889812There's a timeline where vicky doesnt get addicted to substance abuse and enters the tank as one of the hottest fish of all time. The facial structure is there but its just buried under depression
>>218889812its amazing how she looks completely different in like every photoday 1 vs day 3 vs day 5 vs day 7, completely different
TELL LANDON HE CAN STOP HIS JOB
>>218889855Shinji walked out of the cell, giving Tay the win, because he thought it was a bit and was super bored The wiggers we’re just having them do nothing waiting for Sam to arrive
>>218889915No
>>218889891It was wild that they just excluded her from everything. Just skipped her on the lie detector shit
why does only director cam work on ppv? did jet finally win?
>>218889831
>>218889855That's what Cole hopes you think he did.
>>218889911Jet is spiritually more Jewish than Sam
>>218889879Vicky should have stayed at least two more days until Bashir would be back home
I've jerked off so much that I don't even get hard anymore... is it over or me?
>>218889915Yeah. She entered the house first so naturally people simped immediately.
>>218889921???i have a season pass and i briefly checked ppv. are you autistic?
>>218889914
>>218889879Beautiful eyes
>>218889855cole
>>218889911All those cash prizes went to paying bam to show up for 10 minutes
>>218889827Bingo is still sick :(
>>218889951jerry trainor ah
>>218889940why do people allow putting your body weight in when you're arm wrestling like that? They should always have to sit upright.
Landon trying to quit his job early, so tired of this retard
HAAAAAAR
>>218889846Yup and it might go on the advoard too
I'm starting to believe this season is cooked.
This is going to be all the twins do for the rest of the show by the way. This is what Bingo does at home all day while Bongo is working. She just smokes weed and draws on her computer.
Apparently Head relapsed on alcohol after leaving the tank and got arrested for beating his wife :(
>>218889963LOL
>>218889956no im just trying to grasp why if you have a season pass you would randomly decide to check ppv to see if some cam is workingyou sound full of shit and i shant be replying to you again
>>218889963Cole walked because he thought he was being humiliation ritual’d (He was right)
>>218889951sounds like a burden has been lifted i think
>>218889670Wait till you see the goo room.
>>218889951Is that Jerry Trainor's face on Seth's head
>>218889973bro his bits are the only thing keeping this shit going atm
dark landon incoming
>>218889905Arguably worse
>>218889984Based
>>218889940I remember it being bad for a couple days during s2 and s3 as well. No idea if it will recover this time
>>218888685whatever happened to getting random crackheads and onlyfans girls and weird 4th string recurring characters from Alex Stein or Steven Crowder on
>>218889990content
>3 days later>0 basement leakskent hospital status?
>>218889984Bingo doesnt like smoking or vaping
>>218889951start playing with your butt, you’re a gay man now
Did nobody in the basement realise they can't just wait around for the host to show up when the host is fucking Bam instead of someone actually entertaining
i predict landon getting too cocky and annoying and the audience turning on him
i made a promise.
new freeloader coming today
jet makes me so mad
this is grim, guys.
>>218890026
>>218889951dress up like a girl and jerk off to being her in the pornos you watch
Wtf do anissa and emma have to do for their jobs? I missed them reading them out
>>218889950>Vicky should have stayed at least two more days until Bashir would be back homeThis is 100% on the wiggers. Shouldn't have started the Drunk POS challenge the same day as Bashir going home
>an easily solved problem exists for 5 seasons
so i live by two words:FUCK YOUPAY ME
>>218890017she said she's hooked on the ganja earlier, she doesn't like nicotine
>>218890017bingo smokes weed she said to bongo she's going to consider quitting it once the show's over
>>218890029they better be somebody actually entertaining and not just some nontent hot girl
>>218889589I don't think the people jerking off about her care about
>>218889990Would be unfortunate if it's true.But another part of me hopes this is true only because it would vindicate my claims that the real reason he left was being triggered too hard by the drunken behavior and wanting to drink and trying to avoid a relapse.
>>218890026Pizzgay? more like Pizzapig
>>218889984she's just like me bros
>>218890024It happened a long time ago, which is why he freaked out once his stox dipped under Drake's that one time.
>>218889984bingo is literally me
>>218890029No but there should be.
>>218889993>mfw i hyperfixate on innocuous details
poopleigh’s last stand
cody and maejok are clearly tied upthey arent allowed to make decisions so they can only execute what is already in placeit is clear that jet is the problem here
Landon legit went from 2/10 to a 4/10 with the new haircut. Interesting.
>>218890044>>218890045God she must be so retarded on weed
#RapeJetNeptune
>>218889868She's self medicating for her issues with kratom and alcohol. A proper caretaker bf would fuck his superior healthy habits into her and get her actually medicated if necessary.
HOW BOUT YOU DRINK BLEACH MINTS YOU RETARDED TRANNYIF I SEE YOU AGAIN WITHOUT MY MONEY IN YOUR DECREPIT FAGGOT PAW I'M CAVING YOUR SKULL IN
bingo drawing bashir with stink linesoh no no
>>218890017She said to Bongo that they made a deal where if Bongo stops vaping, she’ll stop smoking weed.
>imjuskiddin
>>218890005lmao
lol nobody hopes anything from jet, it's just hoping for an entertaining freeloader to do stuff
bashir bros, our response??
jet wouldnt ever even become assistant manager to the subwayhe would just be stuck cleaning and making the sandwichesthats his station in life
Bitchtank tier TTS prices, this season is fucking dying.
>>218890062You send any epic JD gay tts there pissagay?
how do i respond to ants trying to climb into my ear?
>>218890053
>>218890010It was worse in S3 because they had a constant vacuum or steam cleaner running during downtime Many hated S2 downtime because everyone looked angry and depressed and malnourished while laying around, with Airsoft Fatty rambling over the crackhouse (personally, I thought season 2 was the best) >>218890024Real>>218890040Ear, out
>>218890059She has a lot of similar neuroses to the retards who like this show so it's no wonder people think she's always in the right and Bongo is some kind of machiavellian dark triad demon.
>>218890026don’t come to /bant/ tomorrow. we’re through.
>>218890106put borax in your ear
>>218890093What's there to respond to? It's a funny drawing bruh
>>218890106spray raid into your ears
>>218890093Didn't they act how much they like him?
>>218890029No its a vibes repair day. We dont get a free loader on this show until week 3 or 4. Its too soon, we cant have more people leave.
JD is getting more and more aggressive towards the twins
>>218890120I liked fatty's rants and lectures to the fish.
>>218890134TTS asked them to draw it
>>218890104i applied for a new credit card JUST FOR THIS!
>>218890129What's there to reply to? It's a funny post bruh
survivaltank where the fish go from camping to building schitty to building an actual little cabin would go so hard thoughbeit
>>218890065>poopleighAlways gets at least a smile out of me
>>218890151Bashir wouldn't shittalk them behind their backs
>>218890122>She has a lot of similar neuroses blah blah blah faggotarmchairpsychiatristfaggotpseakshe was literally molested as a child you fucking subhuman pseudo-intellectual sociopathic goblin
>>218890129the stink lines and fliesvery rude
9 year old Bingo and Bongo, dude9 year oldWhat was their dad thinking?
>>218890155/ftl/ should have been the shadow cabal of this show and its not even funny.
>>218890160Most fucked up moment this season
>>218890135freeloader was supposed to come yesterday, will arrive later today
>were almost out of shampoo and we just got a restock of more conditioner>drake and bashir both loljet it up
>>218890140The only funny thing in the last few days was JD revealing he still can barely understand a word they're saying, being very serious, and that's why he doesn't like them.
at work today i heard some guy say that claire is fat now, is this true?
>>218890082Bestie twin stuff is ridiculously cute.
>>218890172It's a mexican/native american thing.
>>218890160Such a good part of the show, it finally felt good again.
>>218890187hope its Crack Amico
>>218890155honestly watching them clean for an hour is boring enough watching them build a cabin for days on end would get boring quick, though probably more entertaining than this season so far
The new kick viewers must be loving this
>>218890169Is the word 'neuroses' really that gaudy to you? I'm pretty sure it's outdated too.
>>218890190HELL HOUSE
>>218890193she will always be fat with that fat head of hers
>>218890197them drunk fighting last night was the only content they have created all season
>twins brought a bunch of one of a kind clothing and stuff their mother made for them on to the show>they confirmed that this is the case to JDjesus christ what a terrible mistake
>>218889664Are they a girl or a guy
i love midday Chilltank frfr
NOBODY IS DOING ANYTHING
when did emma even do this? I saw somebody say it was her earlier
I'm not baking
>>218890210I am
>>218890193where do you work?
>>218890240in the basement
Girls should have a -20% simp debuff in all polls
>>218890235Why not? :(
so far we have hadno replacements for walkoutsnot a single freeloader (head was bams friend)very low amount of fishfucking dumb wiggers
>>218890240the poop store
>>218890225No one will touch their shit
Bam said he was headed to fishtank 3 hours ago, hes taking a nap in the basement now probably
>>218888046They gave her hints about their secret mission but it was vague enough to make them sound like plants.
>>218890240the gay sex storeif i find out it's true, don't come to the gay sex store tomorrow.
>>218890225They've been wearing it the whole time everyone knows
>>218890250who was the guy?
>>218890227>Are they a girl or a guyI'm paranoid, you might be the fish I'm talking about
>>218890273what is this 20 questions bro?
>Ben's dating angieTwo tlps together
>>218890160https://vocaroo.com/1fIhaDS5azp2
so emma ruined JD's stuff for "content" but nobody even saw it or gives a fuck?
>>218890273vinny ramos comedy
new >>218890292
>>218889163I would fuck that sloppy bogan whore so hard, bros... and then with my load all over her loopy cartoonish face, totally reassess my life with the extreme post nut clarity sweeping over me
>>218889598i know this is your first time watching but trust me this "downtime" is nothing
>>218890284Meh. Dont gas her up for doing nothing
>>218890287her job of the day im pretty sure
>>218890287HELL HOUSE
>>218888718glad to hear he's doing well
Big purple mentioned
>>218890287Emma's done fuck all all show so far so nobody was watching
Are the twins no longer tied together
>>218890280what’s 20 questions?
>>218890345Bingo is in basement to work out the problem with her schizophrenia medicine.
JD should just destroy Emma's shit for fun
>>218890284>JDs song 2 is similar to Landon's Song>Emma's song is similar to JD's songWhy even bother making anything if it's just going to be the same as an already made song but just with different lyrics?
>>218890040it's crazy they still haven't fixed this
