Here is an archive of all the TV Guide covers. Find the one released the week you were born and post the cover.https://www.tvguidemagazine.com/archive/suboffer/page/gallery/Pic related was the newest issue when I was born.
Whoa! I got there was a third brother.
It was a good idea, op.
Happy Days ended the day I was born. Now there's only sadness left.
>>218899022I only know that cher had one hit dance song in the 90s and that Conan had a crush on her.
Might be the oldest oldfag here…
>>218899192>Conan had a crush on hernothing wrong with that
>>218899234It would help if there was the year on the covers.
ugh I got Kirk Cameron
>>218899259It was one of the factoid tidbits he revealed throughout the years. He loved the band ,air supply, enough to consider getting a tattoo and loved goof troop and biodome.
not my birthday but this fat guy seems like a jolly fellow
>>218898359Sir, a third Lawrence brother has hit the airwaves.
RIP Jack T Ripper
>>218899311Damn. That meathead is a horrible parent.
>>218899530>Is the Threesome Pussy Worth Dying For?
Gay but at least Alyssa Milano grew up to be a babe
>>218898299almost to the daydamn willie was old by the time i was born
>>218899336Christcuck detected
Creepy Culkin soiface
>>218899588Grew up? Have you seen teen steam?
>>218899644>What I Watch When I'm Home AloneI don't get it
>>218899644Im a fan of the bunny ears podcast. Solid dude. Brenda song is surprisingly entertaining.
>>218899644>michael jackson had this cover framed and hung on the ceiling over his bed
Nice
That tracks, I was named after JR.
>>218898299I learned that during the 1980 actors strike the #1 show was Real People where ordinary Americans told funny stories about themselves.
>>21890005719?! Fuck! You better get your degree, you motherfucker!
>>218900367This was just a vlog on youtube.
>>218899530John Ritter was taken way too soon and Joyce DeWitt was a fucking BABE!
>>218899234Nope. You're younger than my younger sister.
>>218900057>2007 This kid was born after TV Guide lost all it's soul when it stopped being a digest.
>>218900920That guy is such a fucking grifter, they made us read a book he wrote when I was in high school and there were some fairly outlandish things he claims to have witnessed firsthand to say the least. I mean I don’t doubt he actually saw some serious shit go down but come the fuck on, he describes that shit as being like a horrific, unending episode of Looney Tunes.
>>218901041My brother
>>218901041Fellow 4/20 anon?
>>218901245Probably "Night." I had to read it in high school as well. He made up almost the entire book. Anyway, here's my cover .
I was going through some old boxes and found some saved TV Guides.
get off my lawn
>>218900946I saw Bosom buddies on nbc in 1 in the morning. They played it and scrv for a while. Then they switched to unhappily ever after. Much better.
>>218901655
>>218898299I was curious and looked up what TV Guide issue came out during the time of my birth and it was some dead fag actor
>>218901588Yep, that was the one. I couldn’t remember the exact name and didn’t bother looking it up but yeah I remember hearing that it was mostly bullshit years later and thinking to myself well no fucking shit I assumed that was obvious to anyone who actually read it
Boring ass cover.>>218900367That always happens, with the 2007 writers' strike the networks relied hard on reality shows there too. American Idol, Big Brother, Survivors, Cops etc
>>218903264Forgot pic rel
>>218900836>A Woman of Independent Meanslegit one of the worst TV show titles I've ever heard "Hey Bob, did you catch A Woman of Independent Means last night?""Of course Jerry, I never miss an episode of A Woman of Independent Means"
I would like one of these threads with Esquire magazine or the other modern pop culture magazines. They really captured the zeitgeist of the 90s. Electronic gaming monthly is a time machine.
>>218898299July 24, 1953.
>>218903852Leave it to beaver and I love lucy? There wasnt even a need for a tv guide.
>>218903302thought she had nothing on under the button up shirt from the thumbnail
>>218903607https://www.iplayboy.com/issues
https://www.madcoversite.com/covers.html
IF YA SMELLLLLLALALALA WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN
>>218899234
Not bad
>>218902105He's probably dead now
>>218902105forget Rock Hudson, you got the Diceman on your cover. Instant win.
>>218909268died from GRIDS
>>218908620Man, she is gorgeous! I want to dive into her crystal blue eyes.
>>218898299The day I was born.
>>218899530A 3's company can be rebooted with TROON
>>218899234Nope.
>>218909603Crazy that he's still fucking alive
>>218900946>On July 4, 2009, DeWitt was arrested in El Segundo, California, and cited for DUI. She was booked at the police station, cited, and released on her own recognizance.[24] On May 27, 2010, she pleaded no contest to one count misdemeanor and was placed on three years' probation and ordered to undergo a nine-month alcohol program. She was also ordered to pay a $510 fine, plus penalty assessments. In exchange for her plea, a second misdemeanor count was dismissed.[25]
>>218909678fuck I just realized he turns 100 in a few hours lmao
>>218898299Kek
>>218898299I'm surprised how few of the shows shown on the covers that year are familiar to me, and I watch a lot of old stuff.
>>218909722there should be like a twitter account or something that celebrates when notable celebrities hit 100
>>218899644Nice, same month
>>218909542I dont remember the mc hammer cartoon but do remember the tone loc one with a bear.
>>218909678Good for him. He was pretty funny when I saw him 20 years ago.
>>218909691Never offer to do a field sobriety test ever.
>>218899022the things i would have done to cher
>>218898299fuck you janeway
>>218911924idk anon this one's pretty neat
Damn i got fatass oprahSo close to getting the cool oj cover
>>218898299>Notes from the video underground Cool, I like weird psychotronic movies.>Foul-mouthed, chain smoking alcoholic on the coverEven better.>>218899234Not even close bro, I got squeezed out during the last Apollo mission. >>218899454Isn’t that Dan ‘get inside her’ Schneider?
>>218900920>WieselA proven liar and the man behind the sudden promotion of the Holohoax in the 70’s and 80’s. Don’t forget brave Christian, Folke Bernadotte, who saved 10,000 Jews and was rewarded by being assassinated by Lehi.
born during gulf war 1 i guess
TV Guide was a great fucking magazine>reviews of tv shows and movies>Cheers and Jeers section>spicy behind the scenes gossip>crossword puzzle
>>218912080Famous oj or criminal oj?
>>218911848Do you like her son's cool alternative band? The key to gramercy park, deadsy.
>>218912429>Roseanne whining about being the victim when her problems were self-inflictedsome things never change
>>218898299I have no idea who any of these people are.
>>218914609Alan Alda from MASHThe main guy from NCIS (Jethro something)The two leads from JAGI dunno the other three but maybe the bell guy is from McHale's Navy
>>218914553She has a mood disorder.
>>218914609>>218914675Bell guy is Ernest borgnine, star of marty and the emperor of the north. I think he has a cameo in gattacca as a janitor. To this day I dont know anyone that has watched jag. I would immediately change the channel when it came on. It might be some money laundering hollywood accounting scam.
>>218915026Tv news is way too easy on israel and Brooke shields should definitely be miss america.
>>218912558Loved cheers and jeers
Goddamn, lotta old men itt. Anyone remember watching the six million dollar man vs Bigfoot? Lol I bet you do
>>218914870Jag is ok actually. Formulaic but what wasn't back then
>>218909268He was dead when the issue came out.
>>218915026>Brooke Shieldsblessed cover, good job anon
>>218908620Pretty sure I masturbated to that cover when I was in puberty.
>>218915272Wasn't that an episode of the venture bros?
>>218915338I've seen her pussy
>>218915026cool it with the antisemitism tvguide
>>218915352Nah. It was a tv movie
>>218915357How old was she in the photo, anon?
>>218915424I only knew of the parody, I didnt know there was an actual basis for that. He is the gay lover in the venture bros.
pretty happy with this
>>218915298Any cheesecake? The chick did look hot.
>>218909542I kinda want to find a copy of that issue. I found a similar separate special issue and scanned some pages to post on /tv/ years back.
>>218915517Lilith can get it. And by it, I mean my fuck stick.
>>21891544312
who 1980
>>218915526Not really, from what I remember. About the same amount as Matlock or Murder she wrote ig
>>218915599Lol what. Were you born just last month
>>218909588A Three's Company and Tron crossover. Sign me up!
>>218899336popped collars were so boss
>>218905424I will never not be upset my mom talked my dad into throwing out all his old Playboy and Penthouse issues from the 70s, 80s, and 90s. I was away at college when it happened.
>>218915613Holy shot! I only saw moments of murder, she wrote on pax tv over 2 decades ago. Never saw matlock. We're you a fan of moonlighting with Bruce Willis? I heard it was avant garde stuff.
>>218915705Yeah moonlighting was ok. It wasn't no Miami vice but it wasn't bad
>>218898299
>>218915699A crime against humanity, esp those playboys. Some of those are worth a lot of money now
>>218915699>>218905424>>218905702That's nice but I got no money. Esquire also has the official archive but its cost too much for me. Never saw a magazine of mad in the stand.
This thread is gonna go to 300 replies or I'm a bearded gnome
>>218915769The college specials were something else. Surprised there isnt outrage and cancelation of playboy.
>>218905702Somewhere I have a print of Alfred E Neuman signed by Al Felsstein. Also got some EC cover posters signed by him.
>>218915771Never saw mad on the stand? Wow
>>218915816Oh I remember. Goddamn, do I remember
>>218915810it's a comfy thread
>>218915769At least I got to check out the Traci Lords issue when I was going through puberty. You can't legally buy it anymore.>>218915816Pretty sure a few years back a buncha modern online femimists tried to retroactively call Hef a rapist.
>>218915846By the time I was 10 they removed the big magazine stand in the supermarket and replaced it with tiny shelves in the checkout lane. National enquire, time, national geographic, and some special features. Have to go to walmart or the library to get magazines.
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>>218915918Yeah I caught some of her stuff when she was 17 yo. It was good ngl
>>218915873Im older than all the chicks on there and it is a mindtrip to ponder what other girls are doing. Tiara girl from one of the girls gone wild in bourbon street is a doctor now.
all the kinos are here
>>218916153lol 2026 is TV's 100th's birthday you 50 year old
>>218916272It will happen to you to, brochacho.
>>218916153How was the Cosby scandal to your eyes?>>218916457*too
>>218916457No it won't cause I'm gonna find him and kill him
>>218916457my liver is already starting to physically hurt from the amount of alcohol I consume every night
>>218916551You should quit while you can. It's definitely killing you
>>218905424
>>218899530>Jack T RipperWhy did they make him Jack the Ripper?
>>218899530For some reason they redid that cover as artwork a little over a year later.Thought my mind was playing tricks, but no. -t. Steel Trap
>>218916551Ever jaundice yourself?
Datamining thread.Thank you for feeding Palantir
>>218916881You're right, posting TV guides that are already online is fucking terrifying.
>>218914609>>218914675bottom right is Dana Delaney from China Beach
>>218915526
>>218909588>>218915653>guy has to pretend to be a girl to live with 2 female roommates and keep it a secret from his conservative landlordTrans Company
>>218915918Playboy is just nudes. Traci's movie porn is illegal, but not sure why a Playboy would be.
>>218917144That's the fourth cover I've noticed so far with Three's Company on it. Is that a TV guide record for one show?
>>218914609The guy with the glasses is Phil Silvers as Sgt. Bilko, a 1950s sitcom character, the inspiraion for Hanna-Barbera's animated "Top Cat." Brunette at far right is Dana Delaney from 1980s drama "China Beach"
>>218917241>1980s drama "China Beach"An uncle of mine flew the military helicopters on that. He's a Chad, like literally the meme.
>>218917203did some digging and it was a Penthouse, not Playboy, incidentally the same Penthouse issue with Vanessa Williams that cost her her beauty pageant crown. No doubt their most controversial issue. Lords also posed for Juggs lol.
>>2188982991/2
>>218898299fucking lame
>>2189176992/2Double Feature.
>>218917724Naw, that's a good one. It's got a nice color scheme. It makes me want to watch something comfy and pretend it's decades ago (as usual).
>>218917728her face when I pull out my A/V cables
>>218917724oh noyou lost
A cancelled one season soap opera, I was mere days from having the Bill Cosby cover.
>>218917776if you like fonts i guess.>>218917790i did. the most boring one in the thread.
>>218917828
>>218917838Blue and yellow tend to go together.
>>218917838its really not that big of a deal getting last place in this one particular thing
>>218909859>Crystal GayleBASEDhttps://youtu.be/s4hqA56mpUA
>>218917913at least i'm a straight white man winning in every other possible way in a birth lottery.
>>218905702
>>218916936I guess you didn't read OP
>>218898299If I had only been born 3 weeks earlier, I would've had the King.
>>218915577Ooh, so close for me. November 28th.
>>218920713no shit? you're 1 day older than myselfalthough my mother went into labor on the 27th.I was NOT ready.
>>218900057Can't imagine how shitty it is for kids growing up over the past 20 years. Truly horrible times.
>>218915272Yup. Now get the fuck off my lawn!
>>218922278Hey now. We're probably close to the same age. I'm sitting in a lawn chair, rolling a blunt, if anything
>>218915357Those Brooke bath pics are so hot
Huh. My cover is from the day before.
>>218925161Is Miss America still a thing?
>>218898299data mining thread
>>218916726What was it really trying to tell us?
>>218917699>>218917728>Ringo Starr, Spice Girls, and a Father's Day celebration with Hank HillFUCKING KINOOOOOOOO
>>218914609It's because you are born after 2000s
>>218910185We've got the same cover.
>>218914870>To this day I dont know anyone that has watched jagIt was like one of those shows like NCIS, thats always playing in the background in hotels, lobbies, nursing homes, etc, that always gets high ratings.
>>218916551Jeez, check yourself before you wreck yourself. Dan soder's dad and Ludwig dad are gone from alcohol consumption.
>>218917224It would probably be with er.
>>218917496You would have to be to fly. I think about getting on and it terrifies me.
>>218924574Puff, puff, PASS motherfucker!
I had no idea Arnie directed a tales from the crypt episode until now. And dear god did we really wear shirts like that?
>>218926570Very convoluted way to.go about. Palantir and elon musk already illegally got every americans private data with doge. Your internet provider and flock cameras are doing the rest. Welcome to the surveillance state that theo von and joe rogan ushered in when they supported trump.
>>218927434Yeah, lots of actors did cameos or directed episodes for fun.
>>218927342He also met my aunt by walking up to her out of the blue on a beach and said she was pretty. They have two kids and a perfect life. I love them. They're never not nice.
>>218927434>And dear god did we really wear shirts like that?Yes, before 9fucking11 people had fun and didn't take everything seriously.
>>218898299I fucking love SUPERHUMAN samurai syber squad
>>218927230Our birthdays are this week. Kill me
>>218927682I'm literally attempting to have fun with banter and you're the one who has a second plane lodged up your asshole being a cunt for no reason. Hawaiian goku shirts were cooler.
>>218927774Idiot, you brought it up and I was agreeing with you. Consider an heroing.
>>218927774>goku shirtsYou're a faggot zoomer anyway. Your opinion is beneath dog shit.Now, go away and an hero so that you can never infect real topics ever again.
>>218926818Was this one of the first TV shows that got ruined by an actor's ego?
>>218917857When TV guide covers were fapping material. :)
Decided to look for something I've always had a vague memory of and found it. Took a few minutes since I wasn't sure of the exact year. This shit gave me a foot fetish when I saw it as a kid. I don't know why, but it did, and I've had one ever since. Funny how random shit you see as a kid can fuck with you permanently.
>>218927434Everybody directed a Tales From the Crypt episode.
>>218927375Sure. Here, anon *passes the wooley*
My TV Guide cover was off by ONE cover. Fuck it. It was in the same month, so it's mine. Not sharing.
women sure can't sports, right guys? haha
>>218928318>wooleyHEY HEY HEY!
>>218928443Lol I put some wax in it. It's perfectly safe. I don't do shit drugs
>>218928519>braindead zoomer doesn't understand the kino referenceWell, it is a day that ends in with a "y".
>>218898299Fuck off, glowie!
>>218928574No one could ever have been born the same week!It's a nazi-communist plot!
>>218928426I dp'ed a 6'1" tall woman's volleyball player with a friend of mine. She took all 11" of me in her ass and his 9" in her pussy and bucked like a goddamn bronco for 45 minutes just cumming over and over while we impaled her over and over. Woke up the next day and did it again. She'll have to wear a diaper by the time she's 50 lmao
>>218915141Soap operas are for rich people who have no real problems. I've witnessed it.
>>218928566I do. I'm 55, I assure you I do. I don't spike my shit with coke (kino tho), getting l heroin or angel dust. A wooley had just been messed with, it doesn't matter with what
>>218927921You think Erik Estrada was the first person to feel himself vain and full of himself? He was already a star in mexico for years in dos mujeres, dos Caminos.
>>218928691Yeah I don't even like soaps so this was kinda a disappointment. I was hoping for Kojack or Beretta or some super cool motherfucker like that
>>218927774Man, sorry everyone is having a case of the Monday with you. Dont let them get you down. Keep it up. ;)
>>218928519Wax? Drop some knowledge on the youngsters, veterano.
>>218928691Its for people that didnt have network tv and for kids that were truan or sick. The unemployed as well. The working class. The hoi polloi.
Look at that smug face
>>218928855It's a concentrate. There's are different kinds of wax. You might recognize it as a dab? I personally prefer shatter but ts is hard to get in an illegal state
>>218928933She drained his balls everyday in her every orifice. That's why he's smiling
>>218928318>puffs>puffs>passesDoing Gods' work anon....
>>218929245Always. I have no choice as do we all
>>218928180Your low iq had you primed for whatever retard fetish hit you first
>>218930925At least I didn't end up as a furry
>>218931031Funny I was going to say something like that but foot stuff is just true nigger shit. Vile
>>218931151If you think liking some part of a woman's body is vile you are gay.
I have no idea who any of these people are. I read the details section they gave and apparently one is Valerie Bert n' Ernie.
>>218928933He is almost dying of a pussy overdose every day if you are on tv and film.
>>218931208Lloyd briges is the dude's dad and was in airplane!
>>218928574You are so stupid it makes me angry
>>218929432>blessed anon
>>218932395>japanese tv guide what the hell
>>218917116bosom buddies did this already
>>218928180poor melissa. still a wreck with a pedo husband.
strange, there was a time i enjoyed reading these and bookmarking my favourite programmes. Every year I looked for the recess movie and bookmarked.
>>218932395Fucking beautiful.
>>218915272Oh fuck yes. I remember the freaky funhouse tunnel, too.
Here, ya big dummy
>>218931799I wishI lost 8k in a scam last year. I'll probably never recover
>>218934613I don't remember that?
>>218934616RIP Big Dummy
>>218935282I can’t remember if this was in part 1 or 2.
KWAB
>>218937284Oh! Gotcha. I thought you meant a tv show called the freaky fun house tunnel kek
>>218909691CRAZY EYES!!
>>218942089sex eyes
>>218937634With tits like that I can see why the negros got a bit rowdy
>>218937284This is so silly that comes around to being cool again.
>>218943148It was always cool
>>218909849mmmmm, prime bertinelli
>>218943207* nods head somberly in understanding.
What the fuck did i get. No idea how to feel about this one. Atleast he looks happy and has a super before his name
>>218944332He guest starred in a big bang theory episode.
