>it’s a Truman deletes his adult film collection and vows to never watch that stuff again only to relapse 2 days later and deeply regret deleting it episode
Qmov had some classics.
>its a Truman might actually go through with it this time episode
>>218898372>It’s a Truman might be homeless episode
>it's a Truman is miserable being alone but also miserable being around other people episodeDo they really need to have multiple versions of this exact same episode in every single season?
>>218898372>its a Truman has started peeping on the neighbors at night episode
>Its a Truman realizes everything has gotten significantly worse in quality since COVID from music, movies and vidya games and now the only site where he talks to people is dying Hopefully he starts a family by the later seasons
>>218898372Did the show cover his childhood cuz how the fuck did they do 24/7 of a pre teens life without making some god awful illegal shit, cuz you know all you motherfuckers did some goofy exploring in middle school
>>218898372>And in case I don't see ya, good wanking, good fapping and good jizz
>>218898372i feed bad for zoomers dependent on porn who think you cant just use a sears catalog to crack down
>>218898799>since covidit was already shit before you even found this board retard
>its a Truman spends the entire day watching lord of the ring extended edition trilogy
I don’t see how the audience can enjoy watching Truman watch Rome for 36 hours straight.
>>218898928Man you must've been depressed for decades than
>>218898900zoomers appreciation of sexuality is so fucked up because theyre used to whores showing EVERYTHING immediately, thats why we were cranking it to the sears summer catalog, women had fuckin standards back then, now they spread assholes for 5 bucks, its fucking sad and hilarious, pic related
>>218899014Nah I stopped attaching myself with pop culture like after high school so I’m good
>>218898372>its yet another Truman gets ghosted on a dating app episodeYou think he'd learn
>>218899127This aint even funny, im on three right now and the amount of bots that are on there is fuckin gross, and ugly fat women with 4 kids
>>218898848they probably just do the same thing which those two cops say they do when he has sex with his wife. cut the camera feed or pan out of view and play music till he's done gooning
>>218899353so just cut out a boys life from 12 to 18? lmao
>>218898578if you can, try to eat something you really like. hang in there frent. been there very recently and feeling better and u can 2
>>218899127>Its another Truman manages to land a date with multiple women but they always tell him the next day they dont feel a connection despite making out with him I guess Truman should be lucky he's even getting action still
>>218898578Watch the Grey and don quixote's impossible dream to cheer yourself up. Godspeed, anon.
>Truman has reached his mid thirties and realizes he has absolutely nothing to show for and his life is essentially over at his point and all that's left for him is trying to outlast his parentsI wonder how the writers are going to get themselves out of this one
>>218899502They want the Elaine treatment, buddy. Take it out.
>>218898578what’s 85?
>>218899622>Truman realizes hes 41 and now that his parents are dead hes finally on his own but starting from scratch because he spent the last 20 years trying to salvage a family of dying unhealthy people so now im flat broke and living in my best friends basemetn OH GOD WHY DOES LIFE SUCKAnyway good thread guys
>>218898372>It's Truman is 22 years old after 3 seasons episode because Netflix/HBO/Amazon Prime is making the show now and it takes them 6-10 years to make 1 season
>>218898578>it's a Truman realises that a good portion of the funny faggots that used to make him laugh daily online have probably killed themselves and that's why the internet feels so empty episode
>>218898372I once destroy a drive with all the IRL nudes I'd gained from ex girlfriends when I had a puritan phase. It's still one of my biggest regrets. It was a fucking treasure trove.
>>218899771I honestly worry about this since three friends are trans men now. FtM. Tomboys are dead and its sad, the world fuckin sucks because i dont even wanna fuck em with so much hair now
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>>218899702At least you have a best friend. Recommend vanilla sky for inspiration.
>It's a Truman daydreams about having a best friend that shares his interests and hobbies and doesn't make him feel like a complete loser with no agency or charisma
>>218899909That is true anon, thank you. I shall make a note of vanilla sky on my to do list
>>218899127>it's a Truman realized he should stop moralfagging and just fuck the married women coming onto him because they're the only foids on these shitty apps that are actually serious about meeting up episodeTruman didn't want to do it, but he had an epiphany that competing with one man who doesn't even know there's a competition going on is much more appealing than competing with hundreds of peacocking dudes
>>218899622The script is really tanking, are the writers just leaning on AI at this point?
>>218900073the fuck is a 42 year old gonna do, break a hip in the first trench?
>>218900080Im being honest, if its safe and theyre clean do it because if you fuck em good, theyre gonna tell their friends about you, they might wanna know you too bro, if youre being legit, you fuck the hell outta those slags and build a goddamn connection. Get that shit my dude
>>218899127>that season arc where Truman was too self conscious to talk to women in real life but also only had indian bots and fat ugly moms liking his dating profileTruly an impossible situation for our man Truman, im sure he'll pull through somehow.
>>218899622It ain't over 'til it's over buddyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmENMZFUU_0
>>218899987>It’s a Truman day dreams about high school and having awesome movie tier adventures with his classmates episode>Truman is 32
>>218900682at least Truman isn't self conscious to the point he avoids having an online profile altogether, these episodes felt truly hopeless
>>218900828This only happens in my actual dreams nowadays, the reality of my life is too intrusive when I'm awake to allow for it during my daydreams
>It’s a Truman isolates himself from everyone except a friend he has in Florida he talks to daily and just makes music on his laptop in his free time and only reaches out to old buddies from Cytube/high school when he’s really fucking drunk then immediately regrets it the next day episode
>>218900989Truman’s dreams for the past couple of years have been extremely horrific due to all sorts of stress. The other day there was a dream sequence where Truman thought he was awake laying in bed and a an old witch cracked the door open and poked her head in and started demanding Truman give her 25 dollars on Venmo then she started growing
>>218898372>its the truman episode where he tries to talk to a couple trans men on fansly, fap to some customs, realize they will never be my friend for real, get sad as fuck and delete fansly mid sub.It still hurts, whys she so fuckin cute bros
>>218901230God, I hate Truman's zoomer arc
>>218900735Cool song but I prefer the one from the blue crush soundtrack.
>>218901157Stop drinking sugar before bed, trust me.
>>218901468not that anon but i have shitty dreams too and im gonna stop eatin snacks late at night now
>it's a "truman can't stop phoneposting in public but doesn't care even though he knows someone will catch him shitposting about niggers and he'll get fired and/or his ass kicked" episodehow long until the inevitable happens?
>>218901230if shes spreadin holes on fansly shes prolly been diddled for ages, you do NOT want a friend like th at
>>218901540I dont think anyone cares that you are online and if they did recognize yhe format they wouldn't be too upset about some vulgarities. You might even make a friend.
>>218898578>>218899442Never go full tranny
>>218901792It’s just so fucking hot that someone made their coomer degen fantasy their entire identity but trannies probably were diddled
>>218902153i looked at her tik tok, she literally has posts about 'i do sex work because of my trauma' so shes either very fucked up or kink baiting to be fucked up....which is also very fucked up, dude that used to fap to her, shes way beyond help dude, flee immediately, she also does puppy dog shit and looks like a legit trafficked victim
>>218902296i think zoomers are just fucked with their sexuality, theyre either asexual from just everyone being too sexual, or theyre not interested because theyve all been fuckin molested through life, christ this thread is depressing.
>it's a Truman realizes things cannot keep going on the way they are but also refuses to change episodeHire some new fucking writers already, this storyline is so stale
>>218901230why do they have two separate fansly profiles, thats so sus
>>218902668Ella hollywood in legal porno is what happens.
>>218903961translation please.
>>218900835Well when Truman realized he had nothing to lose and wasnt faced with any immediate negative consequences by making one it got a little easier
>>218900989i've been having shit nightmares every single day for the past week, in every one I'm a teenager again and some broad is in varying stages of pregnancy where I have to take care of triplets but am broke. You'd think my brain would spare me and give me some nice fantasy at night, but no.
>it's a "Truman spends his birthday alone, but this time even his parents don't text him "happy birthday" this year, so he knows even they've given up on him" episodeMan, what a sad episode lol
>>218900073>Truman reconsiders his suicide plans after learning about the military life insurance coverage.There's no way the Creator is actually gonna let him join up, right?
>>218905294Google it and see what happens to confused zoomers.
>>218898432You could repopulate a country with all the nut I busted to qmov back in the day
>>218898844MODS
>>218903678Yea
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>>218899622i hate it
>>218907672Free ones and planetsuzy were also fun.
guys i turned around my life and you can tooi used to be an obese unemployed incel now i’m jacked married and a father with a careerwagmi
>>218902668Asexuals are just another flavor of puritan culture. Sure, you can have a problem with things being overly sexual but to deny a biological impulse is kooky
>>218905400>>218907558
>>218908482Got lots of good shit from planetsuzy too
>>218908554Teach me.
>>218898799Bro, you just need to move onto using AI
>It's a Truman is proud of himself because he only ate one Jersey Mike's sandwich for dinner and put the 2nd in the fridge for tomorrow, instead of last time when he ate both sandwiches
>>218899502Alright, this one got me.
>>218898844based and same, its like a fucking drug i swear
>Sir? He's just coming home from working his dead end retail job and watching longplays on youtube. He's almost 30. No first kiss, no weekends out on the town, no promotions, nothing. Ratings are in the pits. >>I want WW3, immigration, artificial intelligence, UFOs and demons. Throw the kitchen sink at this guy. Something's gotta make him budge.
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>>218912847No lie, I've felt like Kaysar the last month
>>218913007only a couple months til we're back sister, they're doing casting calls right now
>it's a Truman gets addicted to bartering with escorts for the lowest prices he can possibly get only to never show up because he genuinely gets off to the idea of them devaluing themselves to a pathetic amount episodesometimes i miss the earlier seasons when he actually used to show up
>>218913197I don't know if you're the anon who asked me last night, but I'd considered applying to BB28, but I think it'll have to wait until 29.
>>218915047apply tomorrowthere's a 99.8% chance you won't get on so take a swing at it
>>218905532I know it's 4chan so it's probably pointless to suggest, but you should be wearing a condom or several for the next bit fren
>>218915116Wow man, really knew how to hit me with that disappointed Morgo clip. Fine. Maybe this weekend.I was actually on the site today, but backed out of the page since I don't have a video ready and you have to apply all at once.
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>it's a Truman gets his life together at the age of 29 and finally sees the light for the bulb it is encased in.I just wanted to say to the anons out there. When you are walking or looking at the sky during the day. Just know that regardless of what is going on around you; you can change it for the better.
>>218898372what if im truman and this post is a sign for me to stop ruining my life on this site? nvm prob not
>>218915119i've heard that doubling up on condoms is actually bad advice because the friction between each can lead to rupture.
>>218915437they have a weird "I've applied X amount of times and finally got on!" fetish so even if you get rejected 8 times they might still cast you on the 9thdon't even worry about the vidya, just sell yourself and mention BB27 examples when you can
>>218916143Fair, I don't think it'll be particularly good with so little time, nor do I think I have a good shot overall. But I'll try.
>>218916082You heard right.
>>218912695Fucking badass except the ww3 part.
>>218916236all the reason to YOLO it getting rejected by BB casting is great because you get to shitpost on /bb/ another year
>>218916295Ironically, that's how a bunch of anons felt when COVID was starting to spread. The only issue was that it left a bunch of tourists that ultimately brought the quality of this site down. >>218916236Never give up with what you don't start because you'll regret what you did do instead of what you should have done.
>>218916451>Never give up with what you don't start because you'll regret what you did do instead of what you should have done.non-/bb/ anon makes a good point
>>218898372>Truman is sexting with Grok at work again episode
>>218898372With the way the internet is increasingly being censored or you have to reveal your identity just to look at some innocent smut, you're a fool to delete your collection.
>its a Truman has been wasting away in his house for the last ten years and is now frantically applying to retail jobs all over the city, despite having no work experienceLol you dont get a grasp of how bad he fucked his life up over the course of the show until he actually tries to accomplish something for once
>>218917876Take it one step at a time Truman. Apply to an Amazon DSP to get some blood flow going. Go out for a crisp walk because everyone is going to have an opinion but you be the sexiest Truman you can be!
>>218918062He just got a haircut and a new shirt in the last episode, but still looks pale and gaunt. Previews say he'll be outside tomorrow to work on that. You can feel the immense dread and anxiety through the screen every time he thinks about the future though
>>218912695truman ufo arc would be dimes
>>218918154have you considered applying for the CBS reality show big brother?
>>218918205>it's a Truman thought his UFO sighting story would be a good icebreaker on dating apps but it usually just gets him ghosted, even by girls who say they like space/sci fi/aliens/paranormal stuff in their profile episode
>>218898372Fucking hacks, they make this one once a year.
>>218898372Well I hope he remembered the name of all the niche JAV leak sites because regret like that would be hard to live with imo
>>218898372>it’s a Truman thinks he might have finally met the woman he’s going to marry, but then she suddenly blows up over absolutely nothing, accusing Truman of lying to her over something minor (and he was telling the truth anyway) and then goes radio silent episode This is like the 4th time they’ve done this exact arc. I think the gf character was explicitly hiding her crazy because she really likes Truman, but it just had to boil over eventually.
>>218918453>Truman can't find those videos of irl mare genitals anymore
>>218898372Post-nut clarity really ruins everything.
>>218918154Pack on the fruits and veggies Truman. Use method man shampoo plus conditioner and the body wash to give yourself a clean look. Give up the fast food and junk food in general. You're gonna go far like no Truman has ever been. Just like I said earlier>Never give up with what you don't start because you'll regret what you did do instead of what you should have done.
>>218918208Do you have an in with BB? I'm generally curious and if you do. What are the criteria you are looking for?
>Now you remember that season where Truman starts eating good, hits the gym and starts improving just to impress the girl that rejected him so she can feel bad and maybe get back to him but in the very last minutes of the last episode he scrolls down instagram stories and he sees that she now has a wealthy boyfriend that takes her wherever she wants and Truman feels like shit because everything he's done was for nothing and goes back to not take care of himselfVery lame way to keep the status quo tbqh
>its a "Truman thinks about getting forklift certified so he can maybe attempt being one step up from the current dead end bullshit he works" episode>its a "Truman finally commits to some creative endeavor but starts to feel ashamed of its nature and the genuine effort hes putting in and debates scrapping it" episode
>>218919146The best advice I can give Truman is that it wasn't really for her. It was for you. The difference is that instead of redirecting that energy towards yourself and continue improving. Truman took the easy way out. >>218919245Truman should be happy with making progress regardless if it's in creativity or forklift certification. What was once an ugly caterpillar with time can become a beautiful butterfly
>It's another episode of Truman thinking that things will get better but six months later things are the same or even worse
>>218919245Word to the wise, that 'forklift training' is all on a computer and they get paid either way (they don't help you with job placement), same thing if Truman ever gets told he'll get "union certified" for something.He wont, they'll just keep him around for general labor so they dont' have to pay him union wages.I tell my nigga Truman this shit cuz I love him, ok?
>>218919245>Truman finally commits to some creative endeavor but starts to feel ashamed of its nature and the genuine effort hes putting in and debates scrapping itWas he drawing porn or something?
>>218919725Truman was writing crossover fanfic between two strategy games, the lowest form of literature besides women's 'romance '
>>218919590Goddammit what's the point of itWhat's a wagi- i mean Truman to do? Slave away at minimum wage forever?
>it's a Truman can't stop stuffing his face into his hot co-worker's chair immediately after she leaves the room and feeling the residual warmth of her ass as he takes giant whiffs episode.
>>218921408I hate to say it, but why didn't Truman just smile more and build a network of friends and social acquaintances?Huh?
>>218898372>It's a Truman has jacked off to a single ancient camwhore so much he's developed a parasocial relationship with her and not even sure if he can find any IRL woman attractive if she doesn't look exactly the same episode.
>>218921379indeed that's more embarrassing than porn
>>218921379Truman should've just "shaved the serials off" and made it his OC fiction.
>>218921864Exactly truman's thoughts>>218922025Truman thinks the writing habit has to start somewhere and its easier with the pre-existing. Also that one of the two is both so complex and also so niche it might as well be for how overwhelming it is so Truman, once again, really didn't think this one through
>>218909175Yes I am talking to AI and creating my own movies it is the power of being a Hollywood director with your own GPU. Buying the PC does feel a like million dollar movie budget haha.
>>218921624Truman has a thing for a pretty basic 2000s bitch. I get the appeal, but just find a decent looking bitch and have her dress in a "2000s way." The 2000s are a big nostalgia thing for zoomers right now.
>>218912695If he's watching me that closely surely he'd know the age and having a job are way off. at least I get free fiji water
Truman loves Morgo from Big Brother so goddamn much, it's embarassing.
>>218898372>It's a Truman finally figures out how to effectively galvanise his normalfag friends into preparing for yet another global crisis instead of burning down bridges by being too blunt with his prescience like he was a few seasons ago during the pandemicI really didn't think he would be able to pull it off.
>>218898372>It's a Truman keeps being called talented but can't tell if people are just being nice and even if they are being truthful his only skill is almost obsolete.I just can't take anymore episodes of him staring out of different windows hoping for something to break his inertia.
It's a "Truman wakes up hours before he has to go to work due to reoccurring stomach pain and has violent diarrhea and he speculates that it's caused by stress from his job as he never has stomach pain or diarrhea on the weekends when he doesn't have to work."The writers sure do love their contrived plot elements.
>>218926811people love to blow smoke up your ass for no reason. it must make them feel good somehow.one day you're 'amazing' and 'wonderful' and the next day if they're ticked at you, you're worthless because you aren't making enough money
>Truman looks back and realizes that if he spent the hours playing video games doing something else he could be fluent in another language or skilled with an instrument
>it's nothing but filler episodes until the weekend when there are supposed to be episodes that actually move the plot forward but then nothing happens every time
>>218926983>episode ends with Truman realizing "I should've started earlier" isnt an excuse for not starting now, and the Truman a few years from now will be greatful he started at all.
>>218926811Once you realize how boring and untalented a lot of people are (literal NPCs) being talented at something feels a bit more genuine. Also if multiple people compliment you on something there must be some truth to it.
>>218898372>it's a truman is a pedo episode
>>218927191That episode never aired.
>Yet another episode where Truman gets back from visiting his parents depressed over the dead looks they give him as he explains that, no, he does not have a gf at 31, and their dreams of grandkids are vanishing into thin airAt this point it would be better if his parents were to actually give up on him and just use their money to retire to a beach town or something. It's clear that being stuck in the limbo of not wanting to be a disappointment and not wanting to actually commit to anything is killing the guy
>Yet another episode where Truman gets back from visiting his parents happy over the elated looks they give him as they talked about the grandkids that his older siblings had given themMan, the pressure is really off of Truman now.
>>218927191>next episode Truman makes his start, only to be so disgusted by his own lack of ability that he gives up againI really thought the plot was going to change for a minute
