How did the kids not go insane eating boiled beef and roast chicken, there barely any flavuh in that shit. Idk if it worth it for the pastries.
>>218906241magic kids dont season they food
>>218906241Ironic since all their food is being made by slaves
>>218906241>wypipo are... LE BADHilarious OP. They should have more Lawry's Seasoned Salt next time.
wtf is shit shit bongs?
there really aren't that many kids at that school are there
>>218906699Tasty fucking shit, that’s what
>>218906826>Treacle tart is a classic British dessert with a sweet, gooey filling made from golden syrup, breadcrumbs, and lemon, baked in a shortcrust pastry shell.Gross its fucking lemon?
When I read this shit as a kid I thought half the food described was just magic world bullshit. What the fuck is a treacle tart
>>218906241They had Taijin (TM). Try it. It's available at your local super market or corner store.
>>218906740Entire regional continents only have one school to cover the entire region. There can't be more than 10,000 living wizards at any given time in the whole world.
>>218906241>whyte friend invites me over for dinner>serves me thisdo whyte people reallly?
>>218907269where do they add the autism to the plate
Love a good pot roast
Why can't millennials like WET grow up?
>>218907191>entire continents/1k wizards4 schools are all basically right next to each other. the one who isn't is only because she's an awful writer and gypsys were just an easy bad guy. Spain? Italy? 1 million jeets? these would all exist
>>218906241where da spice pipo?
>>218906876You don't really taste the lemon, it's very much a treacle dominated flavour
>>218906699>Americans discover a slightly different cake, and are confused beyond beliefIt's just pastry and sugar, bros. It's a doughnut in a different amalgamation.
Wait until everyone ITT discovers that butterbeer is (or was) a real thing.
>>218907269kino
>>218906876>Ewww lemon in a dessert???How are you this retarded.
>>218907269I see nothing wrong with this.
>>218907269That's the best you could do, Jamal? That looks satisfying for a school lunch.
>>218907706In the series it's slightly alcoholic. Enough to get a house elf hammered at least.And they were serving it to 13 year olds.
>>218906699Looks like shitty pie
>>218907269The only time blacks are served food made by whites is in public school and prison
what part of treacle tart is confusing?It's a tart with treacle in it.
>>218906241too many niggers
>>218907933>That's the best you could do, Jamal? That looks satisfying for a school lunch.lmao. you don't even know what flavour is whyte boi
>>218908745why didn't it show him washing the chicken with detergent?
>>218906241That's good food by British standards, at home they'd be eating spotted dick and faggots.
>>218908884Explain what is wrong with either of those dishes.
>>218908884https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVHbWHGVYaU>I've got to know the faggot king here, Richard, to tell me about faggots.
>>218908745Looks uncooked
>>218907269I'm from latam and that looks like regular meal here, probably with beef or milanesa instead of fish
>>218907573you need a soul to use magic
>>218908826Too long for tick tock
>>218909090>>218908884I never knew faggot was a food as well.I knew it meant a bundle of sticks, but meatballs too? This word has so much range.
>>218908745>that cookingsalmonella my old friend...
>>218909311this used to be a meem on here, long ago.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rR-wqxRjIg
brownfat
>>218906699Isn’t it basically shoofly pie?
>>218909090https://youtu.be/P2p7r9jN2ck?t=189They don't make tough old faggot women anymore.
>>218909369What a wholesome commercial. Why don't they make them like this anymore?Reminds me of this fake commercial from a movie where nobody is capable of lying https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhtTU-guW60
>>218907269is there supposed to be an issue with this?
>>218908745>flavourHow's the weather in Tel Aviv? Hot?Anyway there's nothing special about that smoked chicken, and we're talking about school lunch.
>>218908745ja/ck/ is proud
>>218909240>no rice and beansgtfo wannabe
>>218909539Browns destroy their sense of taste with habitual overuse of spices. Making them unable to taste normal food anymore.
>>218909836>Making them unable to taste normal food anymoreI don't think i could live if i couldn't enjoy lightly salted medium rare steak, is this why they don't enjoy steak?
>>218909488Excellent find, love everything out of Britain from this era.The timestamps won't work if it's a truncated (youtu.be) link.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S-xMfojIKc&t=245
>>218907269It's school food. It's supposed to be low effort and flavorless for cost and safety concerns.
>>218906241>YO, WHERE THE SEASONING AT
>>218907269>whytes malding over this>still trying to defend this shit.lmao. just face accept the fact that you can't season your food.
>>218908745how the fuck is it so juicy? god that actually looks good, every roast chicken i've ever had has been disgustingly dry (though its possible my mom and grandma simply don't know how to cook it right)
>>218906699Positively scrumpdiddlyumpshous I should say.
>>218907269>rates food before eating itThis has to be ragebait. Nobody would film that and go "oh yeah, this looks so good, I have to upload it to the internet".
>>218910119surprised this isn't covered in mayonnaise as well
do niggers forget that stews exist
>>218907269Could be worse, jeet.
>classic british cuisine >some sort of green sludge, bread, beans and mashed potatoes
>>218910230Why do whites put twigs and branches in their soup?
>>218906699it's just a pecan pie without pecans
>>218910601has you diet consisted solely on fried chicken that you've never seen beef before?
>>218910131its clearly underccooked, nigga proly thought>if u have rare steak why cant u have rare chicken
>>218910119literally would eat that tho
>>218910666Can a nigga borrow you dubs?
Anglos are such disgusting faggots
>>218906241Britishers are used to flavorless poorly cooked slopfood. And if you ever go to a BBQ, all of them cook the burgers overly well done burnt to a crisp because they're afraid of mad cow disease. English people have the most disgusting cuisine of any country.
>>218906241Do thirdies not realize you add other things while cooking said food? Surely you have garlic and onions in your hut.
>>218909826That's a Mexican or Caribbean thing, I'm sudaca
>>218910980Niggers think "seasonin" comes out of a premixed jar.
>>218907269> finns> white
>>218906241Having this for breakfast everyday would more than make up for it, and a good shepherd's pie for tea, that's all I really need in life. Also /ck/ is that way
>>218910980they seem confused at the idea of mustard and gravy.
>>218906241The only food you know came from "free" school lunches and prison food
>>218910131He stuffed an orange in there. When he squeezes the chicken, it's actually the juice from the orange.
>>218908745Random mix of ingredients? Impressive?
>>218910949>all of them cook the burgers overly well done burnt to a crisp because they're afraid of mad cow diseaseWhat's funny is that this doesn't prevent mad cow disease. Prions can't be cooked out, you'd have to put the burgers in a crematorium oven and incinerate them to destroy the prions.
>>218910890you gotta feel bad for bongs sometimesall their options are war time food or brown people food where theres a 50% chance the meat being used is some poor girl that went missing
>>218911430You sound just as stupid as those faggots who claimed immigrants were stealing white people's pets to eat cat and dog stew en masse.
>>218911430Yea i get that
>>218907269i'd eat it.
>>218906699>>218906241They just needed more lead and arsenic
non whites have less tastebuds so they need to spice the shit out of their foods plus poor meat.whites needed to have overly sensitive tasebuds because in europe everything was poisonous so they don't need spice overkill
>>218912044Explain why stuff like curry or soul food not only tastes stronger but also better then, without saying I'm lying when I say I'm white (you can't)
>>218909836Worse. They're constantly eating garbage from convenience stores.
>>218911378Maybe they're just retarded and like burned meat.
>>218910131Low and slow cooking (like smoking) renders the fat and collagen. If you cook something too quickly the connective tissue doesn't get a chance to break down. This is also why sous vide works so well.
>>218912199>curry or soul food
>>218907631do americans eat anything treacle or is it all brown sugar and molasses recipes?
>>218911693You sound just as stupid as those faggots who claimed non-white immigrants improve society.
>>218912431Who gives a shit what historical or evolutionary yap you can come up with to explain spiced foods? Fuck what I "need", it's the 21st century, I'm just gonna eat what tastes better. Simple as.
>>218912199I like that stuff on occasion, but having to eat Indian food every day sounds like hell.I appreciate good quality, healthy food that tastes like its inherent flavor for most meals.
>>218912479At least you could make one or two arguments for this through some metric. Meanwhile there's zero evidence for immigrants nabbing random doggos for their dinner
>>218906620slavery is just an economic system that existed in a time where fiat money didn't exist, with one fatal flaw: Asking nogs to work.
>>218912470Basically no treacle or golden syrup here. It's molasses, brown sugar, honey, and maple syrup.
>>218907269That's not bad for school lunch I've had way worse and highly processed shit. In Air Force boot camp food is purposely bland but very nutritious I lost like 25 pounds in a few weeks. Later you get to eat like you're at a shitty buffet every day.
>>218912044I'm white and I still prefer well-seasoned food to some bland shit like potatoes and gravy or roasts.
>>218912522then you want the larousse gastronomique>careful, french people are white
>>218912470Got you famalam
>>218906876Lemon desserts are generally delicious but treacle tart- like all British desserts such as trifle or bread pudding, is disgusting. These people just don't understand what food is supposed to taste like. Cornish pasties are good I suppose, and the Cornish people technically are are brits.
>>218911693Trump won, cry harder
>>218912044White people colonized several countries and massacred hundreds of thousands of people in battle just because they love spice so much. The myth that white people like bland food needs to die.
Indigenous British food is good. They just suck at recreating foods from other cultures. They are basically the opposite of America in that regard.
>>218907269>Shredded carrots>Boiled potatoes>Fish cakes>Gravy>No seasoning whatsoever That's slop is cat food.
>>218912772>cry harderDidn't you guys cry so hard when Trump lost that you tried to overturn the election
>>218912778America created all sorts of great food.
>>218911085Ah, beans and toast- another retarded British delicacy that tastes like trash.UK has the same access to ingredients that France has. I don't understand how French cuisine evolved to be so delicious while British food went the opposite direction.
>>218906241What's wrong with roast chicken?
>>218912876Like pizza, burgers, and hot dogs right?
>>218912778>blood pudding>boiled cabbage and turnips>dry rock hard bread>boiled salty fishIndigenous British cuisine, ladies and gentlemen
Spices are a brownoid meme. Also reminder that prior to industrialization spices were utilized heavily by the lower classes to hide spoiled or nearly spoiled ingredients. I suspect brownoids used them for the same reason.
>>218912914Anything European with potatoes and tomatoes is technically American cuisine because Europe didn't have those staple ingredients until America gave it to them.
>>218912893Inbred island genetics has that effect
>>218912893British food is more hardy overall, actually fills a gap and feels like comfort food. French cuisine has its hits but it reflects their people and I'll let you figure out what that means
>>218912984European royalty killed thousands of browns because they loved black pepper on their steaks.
>>218911693>the videos were false
>>218913036Pepper comes from Europe
>>218913035British food has no redeeming qualities.
>>218913086Nope.>Black pepper comes from the Piper nigrum plant, a flowering vine native to the Malabar Coast of India. The spice is produced from the fruit of this vine, known as peppercorns, which are picked while unripe, cooked briefly, and dried to create the familiar black, shriveled spice.Black Pepper is the reason European royals wanted a trade route to India so badly, and why the UK sent the East India trading company then eventually colonized the whole place.
>>218913103That's not true because I just gave you some. Also >raw steak topped with raw eggThat's some superior cuisine right there
>>218912914Yes, the US created good pizza styles like NYC and Detroit. Spaghetti and meatballs, chicken parmesan, macaroni and cheese, hamburger, lots of sandwiches, good BBQ, chili, soda, sweet tea.Lots of desserts: chocolate chip cookies, brownies, fudge, cheesecake, pumpkin pie, pecan pie, milkshake, sundae, doughnut.Why am I wasting my time. I've listed enough to demonstrate that you are an uncultured faggot.
>>218913206>That's some superior cuisine right thereRaw meat and eggs are delicious. The British go the opposite direction and overcook and burn everything.
>>218912952Black pudding is great though
>>218913210All of those things are European.
>>218913257This nigga a caveman
>>218913263If you enjoy slop
>>218912778british food is good done right and for decades after ww2 era rationing it was utterly fucked over hence the memes. the scandinavia are the real unironic tastelets cooking the blandest shit imaginable even today but use the bongs as a shield so people don't know that
>>218906876I don't know, it sounds fine. Maybe the issue is that you're a brown pavement monkey?
>>218913277Any food with potatoes, tomatoes or pumpkin is American. Europe had none of these items, then based their entire culinary pallets around them once America gave potatos, tomatos and pumpkin to them. UK and Irish cuisine now relies entirely on potatoes. Modern Italian cuisine can't even exist without tomatoes.
>3rd worlders have to drown there rotten mystery bush meat in turmeric and spices and wonder why the entire country has IBS
>>218913431>Turmeric, driven by its active compound curcumin, offers significant health benefits, primarily acting as a powerful anti-inflammatory and antioxidant. It helps manage arthritis, improves heart health by supporting endothelial function, aids digestion, and may reduce depression symptoms.
>>218906241I know this is something that sounds insane to Watermelon Americans and just Yankoids in general, but when your produce isn't derived from hormone-addled, selectively bred for megasize, chlorine-washed, chemical-soaked, antibiotic-saturated animals, the meat has *its own* flavour, and when your palette hasn't been addled by glugging Frank's Red Hot and Flamin' Hot Cheetos since birth you can actually taste that flavour. I once met an American who seemed to sincerely believe that the flavour of beef was A1 sauce. Fucking barbarians.
>>218913277Bait post. I know more than you.
>>218913210Most of what you listed originated in Italy and The Netherlands
>>218913670chicken parmesan is considered an American dish, specifically an Italian-American creation. It was developed by Italian immigrants in the Northeast U.S. in the early 20th century, combining traditional Italian breading techniques with the greater availability of meat in America.
>>218906549that's why dean thomas and cho chang and that jigaboo who wouldn't shut the fuck up about the grim and those jeetas and warwick davis were theresomeone had to make the food taste good
You literally don't need anything more than meat, cheese and bread.
>>218907269the carrots are a bit odd but those potatoes and fish cakes smothered in gravy look divine
>>218913670>Most of what you listed originated in ItalyNo. I know more than you.>and The NetherlandsThe fuck?
>erm ackshually, the concept of food and digestion was first invented by Tyroniqua Brownlee in 2022 in Tha Bronx!ameripoors on display
>>218913752I reckon those fish cakes taste great>>218908745I bet that tastes great as well. I like the bodados in the stuffing area, regular stuffing is revolting
>>218913726And Snape
amerisisters... our response?
>>218913035>feels like comfort foodThere's nothing comfortable about eating "pudding" made from congealed blood you fucking weirdo.
>>218906241>there barely any flavuh in that shit
We make dirt cookies and mosquito patties in the southern us
>>218914018>I know more than you>the fuck?Lol instant self-own
>>218913752Potatoes are American cuisine.
>>218914351I can't understand your stupidity so I need you to explain yourself for me. List the foods you think are from the Netherlands.
>>218914387You already listed a bunch of them.Im educating you, dont get snippy
>>218908745>roast chickenBarely any flavuh in that shit weres the seasuning
>>218914484I listed nothing from the Netherlands.Go shove a wooden spoon up your ass and fuck off.
>>218914387You're like those jews that claim all European food is actually yiddish
>>218912044it's literally the opposite. hotter regions used more spice to kill bacteria and make food safe which is why people who live in hotter regions typically eat spicier food
>>218907269I'm Swedish and I miss school food like this.The best was potatoes with panned fish and that dill sauce.
>>218907269Actually that shit looks really good.
>>218914512And then open your mouth for the brown choo-choo train, because you really want to be spoonfed
>>218907269at least they weren't swedes who will invite you over then leave you alone in a room while they eat without you
>>218914373europe invented eating them after we brought them back in the 1500s
>>218914643You only brought them back and knew you could eat tomatoes and potatoes because the Americans told you big dummies how. European food is now built entirely around potatoes and tomatoes. Russian, Italian and Irish cuisine are all built entirely on a foundation of American food.
Ayo dem yt devils dun sneezin' dey rivers!
>>218914732Piss and shit coloured hands typed this
>>218914732the native americans just ate slush and used vegetables to rub on their dicks. europeans had to teach them how to cook with them
>>218914785Without American potatoes, the europoors would have starved and gone extinct a century ago. Be humble and say thank you. You're welcome.
>>218914797Americans taught Europeans about mashed potatoes and tomato sauce. Europeans then reinvented their entire culinary traditions around these American foods.
>>218914836Don't stop now, im enjoying your cope-posting
>>218913485>have to drown their rotten mystery bush meat in tumeric to prevent depression from the fact they live in a country-sized garbage dump
>>218914874lol good one
>>218914545Not at all. There are a lot of dishes in the world. I only listed dishes which happen to be American. Obviously most of them have European roots.
>>218914747I'm still convinced that somewhere along the line someone managed to convince these people that water has some kind of magical purifying properties all of its own, and that the act of simply getting something wet is enough to cleanse it.It's the only explanation for why they think limply splashing water on their hands and eating surfaces is enough to sterilize them, or why they willingly bathe and wash their clothes in water that's littered with garbage and dead bodies.
>>218914889Europoors coping hard that their entire culinary traditions were reinvented and built around American food.
>>218914582I already spoon fed you American dishes. No one knows what the fuck you're talking about. You're not listing dishes because you know the claim will be blasted like Rotterdam.
>>218914874If you're referring to the natives, they didn't really do much with potatoes or tomatoes. Salsa is good though.It took Europeans to turn it into French fries and Sunday sauce.
>>218910131Slow roast
>>218915094How many fucking hints do you need, shaneequa Brown-Tongue?OK I'll give you one final hint: donuts
>>218912044This I had hyper sensitive taste as a child. I actually started smoking because I thought it would dull my taste enough to be what most people consider "super tasting" and it worked. Now I am good at making food for people. I think this is why chefs all chain smoke and have autistic fits it's in there genes they were all little picky shits or fat fucks who eat everything no in-between
>>218915173They fried potatoes, boiled potatoes and mashed potatoes. They used tomatos as sauce. Europoors took our native produce and cooking techniques and then reinvented their entire culinary cultures around them, especially Italy.>also, pumpkin.
british pizza
HAVE SOME MORE SLOPPY JOES
>>218915179Thank you for helping me lower to your level.The Dutch weren't the first to fry dough. The Romans were doing that.The ring shape was developed in America, along with various glazes, frostings, and toppings.
>>218915269This is great, our own little thread lolcow
>>218915332I accept your whimpering concession with grace
>>218910131Because it's a duck lol
>>218915339Europoors can't handle the truth. We also subsidize your free Healthcare systems by covering your entire defense budgets via NATO. Learn some humility and be grateful to your cultural overload. You're welcome, Fredrick.
>>218915332>AYO *smacks lips* WE'S INVENTED RINGZ 'N SHEEEIT!
>>218915269>They fried potatoesI'm not seeing any evidence for this online.>and then reinvented their entire culinary cultures around them, especially ItalyThis is an Amerifat's perspective. Italy has tons of dishes that don't involve tomatoes.>also, pumpkin.Definitely good and underutilized, but it's pretty humble and nothing special.
>>218915411Pomodoro sauce(the foundation of Italian cuisine) is a purely American invention.
>>218915411Oh laaawd!
>>218915448Cooking potatoes in animal fat over fire in pans= fried potatoes. Europoors saw this and changed their entire culture around it. Sad!
>>218915378What concession? If the Dutch invented the doughnut, they would have invented the doughnut. It happened in America.>>218915411>creating something in America doesn't count because... it just doesn't, ok?
>>218915458Okay cow, just keep getting milked
clearly Ireland is best known for potatoes and France invented French Fries
>>218915560They were frying donuts before they even created New Amsterdam, you fucking mong
>>218915637But they weren't doughnut shape and didn't have toppings. They were fried dough balls, which the Romans were doing.
>>218915571Keep being a europoor- that's a fate worse than death
>>218915718And the Roman's didn't even have rings, like wheels and such!
>>218915615Native Americans literally donated potatos to Ireland during the famine so they wouldn't go extinct kek
>>218915785I dunno, being you sounds pretty fucking miserable lmao
>>218910119those fries look goodslightly undersalted fries pair extremely well with salty stuff like feta and parmesanolives are salty
>>218915560You sound like you had too much fire-water, chief Eats-the-Dung
>>218915615The Belgians. They're called French fries because American soldiers were retarded.
>>218915823Native Americans had ships that could cross the Atlantic?
>>218913595There are people itt who are arguing no seasonings are present or used in euro cooking because they don't see the seasonings listed or used during the videos.We're arguing with nonwhites who don't have any experience with proper food, let alone white people cuisine. American blacks in particular have a palate that ranges only from cornstarch, a literal adhesive, to using cheetos and soda as 'ingredients' and 'seasonings'. Not to mention the Lawry's memes.
>>218906241if i went to wizarding school as a child i'd def by one of the younger kids getting gang raped daily by upperclassmen in the bathrooms XD
>>218916022To be specific, the Flemish. Making fries Dutch
>>218916101They need to defend their fragile ego at all cost
>>218916028Is this the true power of the europoor education system? In 1847 they sent the Irish potatoes via shipping freight. Without this potato donation, the Irish would be extinct today.
>>218916101The issue with "white cuisine" is that you need to define white. White is the only racial trait that can be taken or granted.
>>218914747>ass in the air>dead fish bottom leftKek
>>218907269The only disgusting thing here is adding dressing to the carrots when you have gravy instead, looks like a nice meal.
>>218910230How to make a great stew?
>>218912653>AmericansThat's just shit only mexicans eat and not even all hispanics like I once asked a PR girl if she would try something like that and she thought it was disgusting
>Mildio Capsicum!
>>218906241>boiled beef and roast chickenAnon they are eating cake and pie in the picture you posted.
by my count there's only 13 non-whites in that picturewhy is the harry potter franchise racist?
People who make a big deal out of hating on British foods are cowards who only do it because it's a socially acceptable outlet for their frustations about other groups they dare not say a word against.
>>218912044what a miserable image
>>218907706I made butterbeer once. It was okay, but not really worth the hassle.
>>218910991>I'm sudacaJust say you're Argentine, beans and rice are staples in tropical South America too.
>>218907269Looks good
Can someone explain the mysterious "seasoning" meme? As if all these pre-packaged seasonings aren't just salt, garlic, pepper, etc.
>>218906241>TROLL IN MY DUNGEON>TROLL IN MY DUNGEON>I THOUGHT YOU OUGHT TO KNOW>*Violently shits a cum load out of his ass and faints>Children screaminghow did they get away with this?
This is one of the most brownoid threads ever made on /tv/. Freaking out over roast chicken? Disgusting subhumans.
>>218906241In Britain we actually taste the meat, rather than cover it with chilli, herbs or curry powder to mask the flavour of meat on the turn, low quality meat or reclaimed pink goo, like they do in America or France.This is why meat sold in Britain is usually fresher or of better quality than in the USA with less hormones or added water injected in to it, it also meant meat sold in the EU improved overall after the UK joined (this was especially true of fish and shellfish).
>>218911849>may contain lead>curry powderIndians explained in one picture
>>218912984The fuck are you on about? During the Middle Ages spices were so expensive that they were a status symbol and used as currency when precious metals were scarce, so valuable that they motivated the discovery of the Americas and the first circumnavigations, and most of them remained out of the reach of the lower classes until industrialization drove the prices down.
>>218921726Cloves and nutmeg were so popular, that Europe spent decades creating competing trading bodies, funding entire fleets, which spent years on the seas sailing down to Indonesia, with attrition rates commonly up to 30%.A single ship that made it back with a full hold would have made a two-four year expedition worth it.It's fascinating reading about the spice race, the different strategies and approaches.Most amusing was when the English decided to get involved, and thought instead of sailing west like the Spanish, or East like the Dutch, instead they would sail North, by following the contours the coast of Africa and Norway on their maps, they thought you could simply sail through the uncharted north pole to reach the islands.
>>218913297>t. low t faggot who can't handle pigsblood
>>218912718You're not even human. How dare you even think of sharing your disgusting monkey worldview with actual people? I hope you get shot by poachers.
>>218906241>and dats why crackers dont season dey food
>>218907445Kek I'm a millenial and I do all that lmao dumb zoomers
>>218906699treacle tart is delicious, wtf are you on about lol
ITT: /ck/lets try and dunk on things they have little working knowledge on. Stick to your lane /tv/.
>>218921726There's a lot of confusion in these threads (from ESLs) regarding spices and spicy food.
>>218913035you fucking faggot, all you know of French cooking is retard instagram pics, most of the stuff the everyday people ate is hearty peasant shit. Stfu next time, fuuuuck
>>218916963>mexicansso Americans.
>>218915404kek, funny joke anon
>>218916252>The Choctaw Nation, a Native American tribe, donated $170 (equivalent to roughly $5,000 today) in 1847 to aid victims of the Irish Potato Famine.Alright then
>scotch eggs>pork pies>full english breakfast>haggis>greggs sosig rollEverything else is shite.
>>218906241Yes, yes well done Gryffindor, well done Gryffindor, and congratulations to Longbottom on his extra gay little points, however ...I have some last minute points to deduct. I don't like the face that Potter is making right now, so 10 points from Gryffindor!Carry on Headmaster, you were saying ...
>>218912893post a 4K clip of you eating beans on toast and not enjoying it(you won't)
>>218907445needs charlie
>>218922613these choctaw fellows sound alright
>>218907959Enough to make Hermione flirtatious too.
>>218923234for real, I don't think Native Americans had much cash to donate pre-casinos
>>218923408Why does Hermione's boobs look so big in this scene? Did they give her 15 padded bras?
I fucking hate white people holy shit
>>218924839>Muttmericans>White
>>218913103Rack of lamb, shepherds pie, sticky toffee pudding, full english breakfast, sunday roast with yorkshire pudding, trifle, rhubarb crumble and custard, fish and chips... I could go on forever. British food has a bad reputation because of yanks returning from Britain after WW2 having seen what people eat after rationing. Rationing that was necessary to free France from the Nazis while the French were busy inventing omelettes instead of killing Jerry by the way.I opened your image and the first thing I saw was frogs legs. Even if Gordon Ramsay himself put frogs legs, or snails, or ortolan in front of me, I'd say no. The french have some good sauces. I like a coffee and cigarette and croissant or pain au chocolat in the morning sometimes. But if I could only eat the food of one country for the rest of my life, it would be either Italy or Britain. Never France.
hearing brits cope by being like>bobblewoffle pie is lush thoughis so embarrassingjust take the l your food is ass
>>218907269I’d probably try that.
>>218907269Finns are not white tho
>all the food was made with slave labor>it's not slavery because they enjoy itwhat was Rowling trying to tell us here?
>>218906699wtf Brits, where is the whipped cream and big mac saus?!?
>>218908745>Never changed his gloves after touching raw chicken.Salmonella
>>218906241Not a whole lot of BLACKS.
>>218915056>as american as apple piewhich was invented in england 400 years before the usa existedamerica's main contributions to world cuisine are coca cola, peanut butter, high fructose corn syrup, kfc and mcdonalds
>>218906241lol, it's funny how in this pic all the extras are actual kids while the main actors are all grown ass dudes
>>218925728Have you ever been to Britain? I've been to America and the main difference between our foods is that American food comes in portions twice as big and everything is full of sugar (or some kind of glucose syrup).Just because something is a meme doesn't make it true.
>>218906699What kind of poverty pizza is this?
>>218906241Who said the chef didn't use seasonings? Plus they could just use their magical spells to season their chickens and sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit
>>218907269Essentially coleslaw, potato salad and fish cakes, not that bad at all
>>218926049Which was inherited and tweaked from another culture. Euros are so arrogant that they think they have these primordial cultures that have always existed and were never influenced by anybody else. Bangers and Mash is British staple but you don't hear Americans smugly lecturing about how sausages are ackshually a Roman invention and potatoes are a New World crop.
>>218912893>americans laugh at brits for beans>read Steinbeck>the main american meal was beanswtf america, you started the beans nonsense
>>218906620Akshually they all loved their jobs (except Dobby of course)
>>218921432You burn and overcook all your meat
Whenever someone mentions bland food in a 4cuck thread, hordes of insecure /pol/tards swarm the thread with the same tired old posts.
>>218926194yeah and you're just completely wrongidk if you were in some random buttfuck nowhere but the food in britain was hopelessly shit
>>218926391>SteinbeckThe impoverished poors Steinbeck wrote about ate canned beans because it's what they could afford. UKers took them and made them a luxury good, probably because it's one of the few things they ever ate that has flavor.
>>218926049Texas BBQ is America's main contribution to world cuisine
>>218926376>Americans smugly lecturing about how sausages are ackshually a Roman invention and potatoes are a New World crop.I was lecturing the europoors about potatoes and tomatoes in this very thread, and it caused them all to seethe and tilt.
>>218926454>luxury gooda cheap, easy side or snack = luxury
>>218925627>shepherds pie,A potato based dish that actually is American. Sunday roast was stolen from the French. The rest of the things you posted are disgusting, or rely on the American potato.
Do people seriously not enjoy a roast dinner?
>>218926514Beans and toast is the foundation of the UK breakfast. In America only the ones living in abject poverty regularly eat that slop.
>>218926551>bong doesn't understand why no one likes their slopThe pinnacle of UK cuisine, ladies and gentlemen.
>>218910119lmao white people conquered your entire race and took over their land just to have the option of using their spices. grim to be non-white and so utterly cucked
>>218926556>Beans and toast is the foundation of the UK breakfast.lmao no, its porridge, toast or fruit for the majority of brits, full english is the hangover cure or Sunday treat. Americans however, have their stack of pancakes, drowned in corn syrup and a mountain of bacon rashers (the worse part of an already fatty animal btw)
>>218926642>fruitIf your gay.
>>218926642>drowned in corn syrupMaple syrup, you slop eating bongtard.
>>218907269This all free btw. It amazes me that mutts feed junk food to their children. T. A fingolian
>>218926642>lmao no, its porridge, toast or fruit for the majority of britsDon't lie, the majority of you eat slop processed cereal (based on American cereal) from Asda every day.
>>218926542u friggin wot m8<------>>218926376Which is why "American as apple pie" is an appropriate comparison. Americans adopted an English dish as their own, after adding cinnamon or something, probably. And that international origin makes it quintessentially American. Just like Americans adopted (and modified) the English sport rounders, and called it baseball (the American "national pastime").Virtually all American culture (except native American culture) is based on foreign culture, mostly European. It's nothing to be ashamed of. British culture is a combination of other foreign cultures (Roman, Viking, Celtic etc), that was left to develop it's own unique identity for a thousand years. American culture is still a "melting pot," and thanks to globalisation might never be as distinctive as older cultures that developed in relative isolation, but that's okay. Just don't be a cunt about it.
>>218926713it's trueultra processed foods are almost two thirds of the british diet
>>218926376>Bangers and Mash is British staple but you don't hear Americans smugly lecturing about how sausages are ackshually a Roman invention and potatoes are a New World crop.britbong BTFO
>>218925801I’m sure you’re an expert on the finnish people, John Gomez.
>>218912522you definitely sound brown kek
>>218926376British sausages are unique. No other culture crafts them in the same way we do. No other culture makes the same creamy mash as we do either.
>>218926744not in this God fearing Christian household
>>218912568>Meanwhile there's zero evidence for immigrants nabbing random doggos for their dinnerVery high standard to live up to for you..
>>218926794British sausage- somehow you tards even manage to fuck that up too.
>>218926794Native Americans from the Andes invented mash potatoes. It's American cuisine.
>>218912844>>No seasoning whatsoeverHow do you know what it tastes like? That sauce likely has a lot of seasoning. Not lawrys though, sorry tyrone
>>218926845If they didn't put butter in mashed potatoes then they can't take full credit.
>>218926737Texas BBQ is uniquely American cuisine that no other country in the world can match. Basically slow cooked meat drowned in tomato and sugar based sauces.
>>218926894That's like saying Americans can take credit for apple pie because they put some cinnamon on top.The foundation of Sunday roast and shepherd's pie-mashed potatos- is American
>>218907445Isn't that guy on the top left that got his wig snatched and turned out his face and body were a filter?
>>218915458Pomodoro sauce, which translates to "golden apple" in Italian, originated in Naples, Italy, where tomatoes were first cultivated in the countryside around the 16th century
>>218926969Tomato sauce is American. Adding basil and oregano to it doesn't make it Italian.
>>218926845They would not make them like we do. Nowhere else on earth can match British mash they simply don't have the right dairy or technique.
>>218926969>Yes, indigenous peoples, particularly the Aztecs in modern-day Mexico, were creating and consuming tomato-based sauces centuries before Europeans. These early sauces were often a blend of ground tomatoes, chili peppers, and other seasonings, used as a flavorful addition to meals rather than a staple crop. Modern Italian cuisine is a knockoff of Aztec American cuisine. They stole pasta from China too kek.
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>>218927033You over salt it and make it disgusting. French and American mash potatos hard mog the British variant.
>>218911849>source: comic sans
>>218924839dont worry we hate you much much more
>>218907269If a white bitch and her cuck served me dis sheet I’d rob em
>>218926902Who invented eating meat though?? That's right, it was sharks. All carnivorous cuisine is stolen from the glorious and sophisticated shark culture.>>218927001You can't just say anything with tomatoes in it is American. Where did the oregano come from? The Mediterranean? So now anything that uses oregano is Mediterranean?One ingredient originated in America. But the actual dish, the combination of ingredients in that proportion, prepared in that style, is the real expression of culture. So a tomato sauce made in the Italian style can be called an Italian sauce.
>>218927001>Tomato sauce is AmericanYou said Pomodoro sauce though? Are you coping?
>>218927040>Modern Italian cuisine is a knockoff of Aztec American cuisine.A bunch of your ancestral spic cousins making tomato paste isn't Pomodoro sauce. nice cope. remind me what language you're speaking right now?
>>218927195Pomodoro sauce is the most popular tomato sauce in Italy but all Tomato and pumpkin based sauces in Italian cuisine are American too, Giuseppe.
>>218927220Your pasta is Chinese actually
>>218927247Like I said, your cousins mashing tomatoes together and eating it like savages isn't Pomodoro sauce, maybe you should rephrase your initial statement instead of doubling down on your retardation?
>>218927272And? What were your people doing while whites were exploring the world and bringing back novel dishes and expanding on them? Something tells me they were shoveling shit or being sacrificed in south america?
>>218926936>That's like saying Americans can take credit for apple pie because they put some cinnamon on top.It's "apple pie," made in an American style which Americans call "apple pie." So that "apple pie" dish can be called American. You can take credit for adding cinnamon to an English dish if you want. It's probably an improvement, so well done you.
>>218927272Btw, just to remind you, the language you speak is English
>>218927272The AR-16 assault rifle is Chinese then since gunpowder was invented in China.
>>218906699warm treacle tart with ice cream is god's gift to this earth
>>218927328Your english is actually french, norse/danish, saxon
>>218927749actually there's no such thing as the french languageever heard of the gauls...?
>>218922695I made some homemade steak bakes and they btfo whatever gregg's actually taste like
>>218927749So european regardless?
>>218926936Americans don't take credit for apple pie. It's associated with America because apples are a big thing here, but England invented it.Butter is an essential ingredient for mashed potatoes.
>>218927278Aztec cuisine was very sophisticated actually-if you ignore the human meat based dishes. Aztec tomato sauce was mole, cooked for hundreds of days and used 50+ ingredients. Today it's still considered a luxury delicacy. Italian tomato sauce is a pale ripoff of the American version.
>>218927361>>218927328The europoor Italians are seething in this thread. They can't handle the fact that their culinary culture is entirely Chinese and American. Before we fixed their shit, Italians were eating baked doormice drowned in lead poisoned bitter sauce.The Italians drowned everything in garum, a disgusting lead based sauce- because before coming to America they didn't know how to cook and flavor food properly. They encountered American tomatoes and it completely blew their little lead poisoned minds.
imagine trying to take credit for the existence of tomatoes
>>218927303My people were Castillan Spanish actually, they were busy conquering the Aztec empire and colonizing the Phillipines thank you.
>>218928597Imagine being Italian and knowing you eat Chinese noodles drowned in American sauce. Does Italian cuisine feature anything that wasn't stolen from better cultures?
>>218927181Your beloved European chocolate you're so proud of is also in fact American, gifted to you by the Azteca.
>>218928550Why single out Italy for lead poisoning in water? When in the US>According to data from the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA)'s 7th Drinking Water Infrastructure Needs Survey and Assessment (DWINSA), the state with the highest amount of lead in its service lines — the pipes that connect a water main to the plumbing in a home or a building — is Illinois, followed by Florida and then Ohio, which all have over 400,000 reported lead service lines, and over 800,000 projected lead service lines in their state.Lead pipes for water became illegal here in the 60s, in the US they became illegal in the 1986....to install new ones.
>>218929092Native Italian cuisine is lead poisoned fermented fish sauce.
>>218907269>all the brown people seethingkek
>>218928736And what did we gift them?
>>218907445>MIGA>grow upLmao
>>218906699>cake filled piewouldn't expect anything less from the inventors of the bread sandwich
>>218910848you'd pay $15 for that?
