HERE WE AREBORN TO BE KINGS
Fuck yeah! *sick electric guitar solo
Here we are Born to be goyim
>>218908362Did they really need to go with the homeless matrix trenchcoat look?
He's literally me
>>218909178Is that a fucking velvet trenchcoat?
>>218909178What other item of clothing lets you hide a two handed sword?
>>218908979>lie hander
>>218909254I mean obviously keep the trenchcoat, he doesn't need to look so homeless though.
>>218908362total fag energy
>>218908362I hope he is not just acting in this but guarding the lore
>>218909178Yes you fucking retard.
>>218909421moar liek HOMOless amirite lel
>>218909523You must be homeless
>>218909178It's more dick flasher than homeless and either way it's kino.
>>218908588they are both wearing wigs
>>218908362>Henry Cavill filmCool, then you know it's going to be shit then because that cardboard cut-out can't act to save his life.
>>218908362>>218908979holy shit, he really does have tiny hands
>>218910225rumor is he got hand reduction surgery to make his pecker look bigger
>>218910424200 IQ move right there.
>>218908362His hands lmao
>>218908588I have Bautista fatigue
>>218909178Im not even a big cavill fan but he looks pretty cool here
>>218909178His hands... they're huge.
>>218910685https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8Ew6K0W3RY
>>218908362>>218908588Hollywood is just creatively bankrupt.
>>218911495"Bankrupt" is too kind of a word. Hollywood is creatively extinct.
>>218909901hey trannyyou lostLMAOOOOOOOO
>>218911626Go to bed Henry. At least then you can dream about being a good actor lmao.
>>218911626>>218911750Kill yourself.
>>218908362This is the look. This is it. He looks amazing. Will he ride a motorbike as well?
>>218911750lol tranny writing some fanfic about talking to superman, pathetic
>>218911892>refers to himself as supermanlol someone's overcompensating
>>218908362unironically like his outfit
>>218909248>Is that a fucking velvet trenchcoat?It looks more like quality suede leather. (Quality suede when treated properly, conditioned, and brushed, looks like velvet).
We need flags on this board.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyPWpP6w8AA
>tfw can't pull off longcoats because I'm a manlet
>>218908588Who would your want to play the Krugan based off the curent talant pool?batista sucks
>>218912813Suede? In the rain?!
>>218914080We agree Batista fucking sucks. But I think the bigger problem is re-doing the original film beat for beat. Highlander was always a based concept with a kick ass theme, but the actual film sucked. And don't get me started on the sequels.
>>218908979Dusters are flame retarded.What?
>>218909178Did they raid a thrift shop for this outfit?
>>218918703Daaamn. How you gonna do Duncan like that? Go study Highlander Endgame and get back to me
>>218914080Somebody tall enough to heightmog Henry to some degree, but also able to act. Anyone got some ideas?
>>218908362Cavill should have been playing villains instead of generic heroes. He has villain charisma.
I like that he shares some of my interests but at this point I have never seen anything with Henry Cavil in it that I'm almost wanting to avoid this one just to stay consistent.
>>218910710Same, he's in every blockbuster movie now, like the male Zendaya
>>218908362Did his hairline get better? It seems like it.
>>218918840Like in Mission Impossible
>>218908362I've honeslty only been interested in seeing Avatar movies in the theaters but I might go see this for our boy
>>218908362Miscast as usual.And so is the KurganCan't wait for Cavil to be mogged by Christopher fucking Lambert as an actor kek
>>218914080>based off the curent talant poolThe current pool need to be purged and replaced
>>218918840He will never not look like a nice guy top model. All he could ever do was probably a classic superhero and that ship sailed thanks to snydershit.Any other role he has taken was not for him
>>218908362I have a pretty big dick but my cock never bulges out like that unless it's suit pants and I'm sitting down. Do they pad their cocks or what?
>>218918836I never thought I'd say this but....Jai Courtney
>>218908362I AM IMMORTAL!I HAVE INSIDE ME BLOOD OF KINGS (YEAH!)
>>218921596He could darken up his Boomerang and it would pretty much be perfect.
>>218912813this plebs can never appreciate such quality like when ron wore it in harry potter
>>218908362I have no faith in modern cinema. I will, however, watch this for he.
>>218921731>boomerang This ain't Crocodile Dundee, mate!
Finally a Deus Ex movie
>>218908362I AM IMMORAL!I HAVE INSIDE ME COCK OF KINGS (YEAH!)
Okay no homo but he looks sexy in that, not gonna lie.
>>218921705I HAVE NO RIVALNO MAN CAN BE MY EQUAL
>>218908362BEST ROBBARI
>>218912813it's a canvas trenchcoat. specifically chosen coz it's light and didn't overheat the actor
>>218908362This is gonna be so fucking bland.
>>218908979>Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how got in this situation.
>>218910760Faceblind brownoid. That's not Cavill, it's Adrian Paul from the 90's series.
>>218922804It should be
>stahelski's long term dream and pet projectIt might be awesome
>>218908588that's Kurgan?! Wtf lmao
>>218908362he looks so goofy lol
>>218912885It looks like shit, and yet still more watchable than any modern tv shows. This is depressing.
Who the fuck need a new UNClander?? the originals were cringey as fuck on god
>>218927271Who is playing Sean Connery's role? Don't say Liam Neeson lol.
>>218909254A walking stick.
>>218931368>Blind Fury was a Highlander
>>218909178>Did they really need to go with the homeless matrix trenchcoat look?It's how a lot of immortals hide their swords in public. The trench coat covers it.
>>218908362cavill is so based
>>218908362I thought he was working on le epic grimdork 40k movie? I didn't even know they were making a new Highlander movie
>>218908362I think Clancy brown could portray kurgan better than davy, as an old man...
>>218908588suddenly mildly interestedwho is writing and directing
>>218918886Except he's actually a good actor and it doesn't matter if he's attractive or not unless you're a fag or a woman (zendaya looks like shit)
>>218909178I agree the matrix look kinda sucks but looking like a homeless man is key to the franchise.
>>218909178Came here to complain about this.
>>218936118the john wick guy
Did he use katana in the original film?
>>218936442go watch it now but yes
So Krugan now will larp as a sophisticated and well dressed Priest?
>>218936442yes
>>218908588They should have got Kurrgan to play Kurgan
>>218908362WHAT THE FUCK IS SO FUNNY
How many movies does Henry need to get before people realize he’s shit
>>218908362
>>218909178>homeless man>wearing a tailored, floor length calfskin coatPoors are so funny
>>218917623They aren't doing the film beat by beat. Horton from the show is in it(Jeremy Irons this time) you fucking faggot.Probably still going to suck. Connor is as big as the Kurgan in these photos. THAT IS THE FUCKING PROBLEM YOU FUCKING DOLT.
>>218930866Russell Crowe.
>>218936667He is probably "In disguise". A spin on the church scene from the film.
>>218930866Russell Crowe.Here's the full cast.>Henry Cavill as Connor MacLeod, an immortal Scottish blacksmith exiled from his home. He trains as a swordsman to fight against an evil warrior intent on claiming "The Prize".>Russell Crowe as Juan Sánchez-Villalobos Ramírez, an aged wanderer and skilled fighter who teaches Connor the history of the Immortals, and trains him to wield a sword.>Dave Bautista as The Kurgan, the most feared of the Immortals; said to be the last of a tribe of vicious barbarians, he seeks the Prize at any cost.>Marisa Abela as Kate Bennett, an archaeologist caught in the battle for the Prize who develops a bond with Connor.>Djimon Hounsou as Sunda Kastagir, an African Immortal and Connor's only friend.>Jeremy Irons as the leader of The Watchers, a secret society dedicated to observing and recording the deeds of the Immortals.>Karen Gillan as Heather MacLeod, Connor's first wife.>Djimon Hounsou as Sunda Kastagir, an African Immortal and Connor's only friend.>Drew McIntyre as Angus MacLeod, Connor's brother and chieftain of Clan MacLeod.
>>218908362why is he dressed in 'cool' clothing, the whole idea in the original was he was supposed to be non-descript, he dressed one step up from homeless, just a guy you'd pass by an never notice.i hate modern dogshit
>>218908362>>218909178Time shows no mercy
>>218939423how did Jeremy irons stop ageing about 30 years agoalso, whoever plays the kurgen will be utterly shit
>>218939423I met the guy who played katanga in the real highlander film from the 80s, and didn't know who he was at the time.his friend introduced him, said he was in a famous series, I replied "sorry I don't watch TV", and the katanga actor looked displeased.found out after that that he'd been in highlander and starwars episode 1/2/3? would have asked him about them if I'd known.
>>218936667no as a talentless whiny elderly homo wrestler
>>218939423They should have cast Javier Bardem instead of Crowe>Karen Gillan as Heather MacLeod, Connor's first wife.That's accurate at least
>>218939153>poor fag larper thinks a coat is a luxury itemreally counting the pennies ehpathetic
>>218940884let's see if she'll be an uppity bitch, completely unlikeable and utterly out of place in 1600s rural scotland.they simply are completely unable to make anything sincere or truthful in any way anymore.
>>218914080Bill Skarsgard
>>218934988>we couldve had a badass scary old kurgan covered in centuries of battle scars>instead this fake tough roids fagits gonna suck balls, hollywood deserves to die out
Let's see how many mumble rap songs are forced in, and how many characters speak Mexican for no reason.High chance they'll have "Ramirez" talking with mcleod in spanglish:>Hey puto anglo mcleod ese wochu doin mane - I thought I taught you to be mejor que eso, why don. chu leesten cuando te digo algo ese fuckin keel you
>>218941334I guess the ones that became immortals when they're old are killed off quickly by the young ones.they'd be permanently weaker, slower and dimmer.
>>218941490You did watch the show, yeah?There were children immortals, retarded immortals. Fuck you are dumb.
if henry isn't a fag, he will make sure they use the original queen soundtrack, even if it has to be remixed or sth
>>218941643you fucking retard cunt kill yourselfthe kid immortal only barely survived by tricking and luring in unsuspecting immortals, it couldn't win in a fair fight.there were no 80 year old decript wobbly fucking pensioners you stupid faggotgo away and slit your throat you worthless sack of mindless third world shit
>>218908588them niggas blue lmao
>>218939965Congratulations on your debut.
>>218941970it's actually only one of many.in gardiens of the galerxy I played a microcephalic bald fat retard with no personality, then in fake blade runner reboot I played a bald fat retard with no personality. I've also played a bald fat retard with no personality in some other things too.i remember seeing you auditioning for the same parts but they said you were too fat too bald and too retarded for the parts.better luck next time
>>218908362>>218908588>>218908979>>218936442looks like its taking itself way too seriouslythere will be no white sneakers, random chuckles or a flashback to a drunk duelthere will be at most one queen song obviously no homophobic slurs or rapethe women have to have agency because they are stronk and need no manthe nazis stay in because you gotta punch nazis but rachel is now an uber zionist jew
>>218908362Baby hand ass bitch
>>218936198No he isnt
>>218908362might go see this if it isn't too woke, doesn't look like it is so far
>>218943026it's going to be terrible.if you do go to watch it, you'll try to convince yourself it was at least mediocre to make up for the cost of the ticket and save face with yourself for having made the mistake, but it'll still be awful.
>>218939751Poor bastards turning into Alice Cooper
>>218943026I'd go and get drunk at the drive in.
I just don't think anyone can top Clancy Brown.
>>218943026>not too wokeThere's two black people visible in the background in the OP. It's woke
>>218942305>seriouslyGood. Go back to memorizing Marvel quips.
>>218908362>the latest Henry Cavill vehicle that will inevitably flopHere we go again...
>>218909901You can’t really blame him for the arm thing. They kept shooting retakes for this scene and his arms were cramping up or whatever so he shook his arms out, then they told him to do it again. I blame the director.
>>218914080Drew McIntyre. That guy is too good for WWE anyways.
>>218909178>Did they really need to go with the homeless matrix trenchcoat look?Of course, that's how he hides his two handed dick.
>>218908362Looking kino so far
>>218908588>the cavillier>BatistaI'm in
>>218944945remember what they did in one of the iron man films with the mandarin>acherly guys it's just a joke I'm just a faggy actor lol plz don't hurt me lol lmfaomaybe they'll do that, and the REAL tough guy will be a woman/person of crime
>>218909901kill yourself
Sorry, but I'm just too fucking happy that Highlander is back.Remember the canceled video game?
>>218936442Yes but it's not his. He inherited it from his teacher after he was slain by their enemy, the Kurgan, at the top of a ruined castle. Connor wields it to never forget his mission to defeat the Kurgan even thousands of years later.
