Why the fuck is Colbert of all people writing this… with his son (no relation)?
>>218914742His son is called Peter McGee?
>>218914742gosh I wonder why
>GOLLUM DRUMPF
>>218914742holy sloppa
>>218914742He’s famously a very big Tolkien fan and is also heckin’ Tolkien approved devout Catholic.https://youtu.be/g-MOSEbRUE4
What is this absolute slop plot? Hopefully this thing never sees the light of day.
>>218914742Based Colbert. Will watch in theaters. Also, he's a massive LotR fan. I remember when he was all hyping up Rings of Power and after it premiered he never talked about it again. Four years and not a pip about that show lol.
>>218914742They’re really tarnishing the profs legacy with all the shite they’re pushing out. The Silmarillion should never have been published and only the first three films should exist.
>>218914808Peter McGee is really his son, it's not a Oxford comma-like misunderstanding and there are actually 3 other people.he got cucked by his own son who took his mother's surname
They're really out to destroy every last franchise that white nerds love before the nukes go off
>>218915028Uppercut yourself faggot
>>218914742>sams daughter will be the main characterHere we go again
>>218914742Why does Hollywood seem hell-bent on crashing every single one of their big franchises with no survivors?
>>218914742It's not so much a psyop as just more destruction/watering down of white culture.
>how can we ruin something White people like?>do thisJews have given up on everything else. They just want to make White people mad.
Stephen Colbert is white you fucking retards
>>218914742That sounds even more desperate than the Gollum movie. What next? A movie about Bill the Pony's journey back to Bree?
>>218915471two reasonsone: "the message". they think they are forcing the world to change for the better by forcing disgusting looking black women into everythingtwo: evil cannot create, it can only subvert and destroy. even if they wanted to make something good they can't.
>>218916328no, he's jewish
>>218916395He's a Catholic you retard
>>218916418nobody believes your bullshit anymoreeveryone notices your behavior nowyour shitty cryptos are incredibly easy to spotyou lost
>>218914742He's a Tolkien nut.
>>218916466Nice meltdown you retarded schizo
>>218914869>He’s famously a very big Tolkien fanApparently not big enough to realize that Tolkein didn't want sequels to his work. The arrogance that he thinks he can add on to it speaks for itself.
>>218916340It's all so tiresome
>>218916487get noticed lmao
>>218916542>when you're losing an argument just accuse your opponent of being a jewRetard
>>218916576>when you get noticed and have an existential crisiskek
>>218916621Zero accountability for your own actions, how sad
>>218914742>Philippa Boyens>Peter Jackson’s nepo hire>The one that put back people in Lake-town, added incompetent and greedy white male characters and added an elf-dwarf interracial romance >Stephen Colbert>Smug unfunny leftist, establishment stooge, pedo protector, anti-vaxxer when Trump was doing Operation Warp Speed and pro-vaxxer when Biden was forcing it on everyone>and his nepo baby son, failed actor with zero experience writing scriptsHollywood just doesn’t fucking learn. The time of nepotism and woke… is over.
>>218916655>a jew>telling someone else they have zero accountability for their actionsHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>218914742It will probably be good. Colbert is a big fan of that kind of thing. I doubt he will Inject Trump into the story or anything silly like that. It sounds like he's making a straight up fantasy movie with no trannys or blacks or anything bad in it. Colbert can be trusted with this IP.
>>218917086kill yourself shill
Colbert is probably the most godly Catholic in show business, and all Christians should take notice of him.
>>218917122>they can't see who I am they don't have ID enabled
Sure, why not make even more retarded lotr fan fiction?More female characters! More cool conversations and fixing already established characters.I want to see a Tom Bombadil prequel and sequel. What's he up to these days? Maybe he's solving some mystery with his wife?I want a Young Radagast show. He could have a bear or badger companion!I want to see an Entwives prequel about 3-4 sassy female ents outthinking and outdoing the male ents. I want a show about the blue wizards! They could be female, we don't know! They must be up to something interesting. Maybe fighting a new threat even more powerful than Sauron?!
his constant Trump bashing is pretty antisemitic
>>218915263its a bot
>>218915028>after it premiered he never talked about it again. Four years and not a pip about that show lol.That's basic common sense. He doesn't get praise for that.
>>218914742It doesn't matter. Whatever he writes for the new movies is not Canon to J.R.R. Tolkien's works.
>>218915198Who gives a shit?
they are putting black hobbits to film aren't they
>>218916328Wrong, kike
>>218915198Battlebots is now a makeup tutorial for transborgs to pass well enough so they stop cutting/stabbing/flywheeling themselves
>>218914869Are you stupid? The movies have been out for more than over two decades and a good portion of the planet has seen the movies and are probably fans. Colbert maybe a superfan, probably because he is rich and has industry connections to get him access to almost anything regarding the works of Tolkien and to stuff being made by people working on material by Tolkien. But there are also many other superfans that are just as knowledagble or even more knowledgeable as Colbert and they started from a disadvantaged position.>>218916529Good point.>>218916418So was Tolkien and I'm pretty sure that while they both agree on some things, they would disagree on many things
>>218920063you aren't actually far off, they keep forcing fucking disgusting trannies onto the camera all the time so you can't avoid seeing them
>>218917086mods, underage.
>>218916998nta, but meds
>>218918107>Maybe fighting a new threat even more powerful than Sauron?!Blackface Warwick Davis
>>218920122nta, but you lost
>>218920145lost what?
>>218920122Even if the allegations are untrue, you're being a Jew. Bullies of the world unite to stamp out semitism!
>>218916529>Apparently not big enough to realize that Tolkein didn't want sequels to his work.The movie is based on parts of the original books that were cut from Jackson's films.
>>218914742You mean one of the most famous LotR fanboys in the business? Yeah I have no clue
>>218916529You are a very silly man. Have you not noticed? This isn't a sequel to Tolkien's works. It is a sequel to Peter Jackson's. While the beats are the same, LOTR the novels and the films are different on purpose. The movies change enough to be their own thing but to also retain a rewarding feeling to reading the books for yourself. And those are contained perfectly. It's the movie universe that got out of hand. Unless they make a book, I'm alright.
>>218920183You're right we need to make these fucking chuds understand that Stephen "Good Christian" Colbert is THE BIGGEST Tolkien fan IN HOLLYWOOD.
>>218920181>The movie is based on parts of the original books that were cut from Jackson's films.LotR: Sauron's Sloppy Seconds
>>218914742The premise sounds awful.
>>218920181No it is not
>>218920176lmao
>>218920246You have to be pretty high IQ to realize that Samanthawise of The Shire: The Return of the Ring is going to be the biggest movie of the post covid century. Mask the fuck up and deal with it transphobe.
>>218914742billy boyd looks like a midget roger daltrey in this pic
>>218920219Colbert literally is the most famous and vocal Tolkien fanboy in Hollywood. I know this place can’t stop seething about Colbert for his comedy and politics but if you stop shitting your pants in anger for a second you might realise Colbert is a writer and a fanboy and if it was any other person you would be applauding this instead of whining about it. Just look how much everyone here sucks Henry Cavill’s dick because muh lore aficionado.
>>218920351THAT'S FUCKING RIGHT. UNTIL THESE G-D FORSAKEN CHUDS LEARN THAT STEPHEN IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST TOLKIEN FANBOYS EVER TO WALK THIS ROUND AND PRO-VAX PLANET WE WILL NOT REST. COLBERT IS HERE, DEAL WITH IT!WE'RE WITH YOU SISTER KEEP IT UP!
>>218920351Being the biggest LotR fanboy in Hollywood is like being the fattest guy at a taxi driver's convention.
>>218920351Absolutely spastic post
>>218920394You shut your fucking mouth, sexist. Stephen is the biggest fanboy and a writer and he deserves this after fighting tooth and nail to save lives. He is the biggest frontline worker we have at this point against fascism in media and there is noperson in Hollywood who deserves this position more.
>>218920432I agree with you sister but can you please step back, that is NOT 2 meters. You want me to die of covid-19? I've only had 12 vaccinations.
>>218920263That's what Colbert is saying at least. I expect the future stuff is merely a framing device.With that said, making a movie almost entirely about the unused chapters of FotR is certainly a bold and strange choice. They've always been the most divisive parts of the books.
>>218920394Yet you can’t stop masturbating to Cavill making Warhammer 40K show simply because he’s a fanboy
>>218920351I'm a Tolkien fanboy as well. I would never have shilled Rings of Power because of how atrocious it looked. I would never write whatever Colbert is writing. Sam, Merry and Pippin going off to reminisce after Frodo died 14 years ago? While Sam's daughter goes off an a solo adventure because there's some amazing secret that everyone missed up until now? Fuck that shit mang.
>>218920535Cavill has the benefit of being:1. English2. Handsome3. Normal
>>218915471The talent isn't coming back, they're just wringing every last cent out of their surviving IPs and eating the seed corn.
>>218914742>Lords Of The Rings: The Two Scoops
>>218920351Take it easy, Stephan
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>>218920003Truly ahead of his timehttps://youtube.com/watch?v=sCi-0zdvI4M
This is going to be even gayer than rings of power
I haven't seen this much chud seethe since South Park started airing again.
>>218920645Congrats on being a gay hypocrite then
>>218914742>frodo, sam, merry and pippin set out to retrace their adventurewhat>same daughter discovers a secret about how the LOTR story almost ended before the it hapenedwhat>stephen colbert and his son peter mcgeeWHAT
Why would Sam go with them? Isn’t he the mayor of Hobbiton now with a ton of kids?
>>218914742>Meanwhile, Sam's daughter...>Sam's daughter...
>>218914742
>>218920181>The movie is based on parts of the original books that were cut from Jackson's films.Where do you retards come from?
>>218921413It's a bit
>>218914742>im a huge HUGE fan of the original works, and the long dead original writer, and respect all his works>......but heres my fanfiction i wrote
>>218914742>it's an actual sequelmore interesting than I expectedalso no requirement to include Tom Bombadil, which is probably for the best
>>218921193I literally came straight here to enjoy the seething when I read the news
Let's just pretend Amazon's Lawd Dem Rangs doesn't exist.I get that Colbert 's a LotR nerd. But what the hell has he, a late-night comic, ever written of any substance? Really baffling.
>>218916529Anyone can make fanfiction.And anyone who knows the shit Tolkien said in letters, interviews and essays can tell you he'd be totally okay with that and wouldn't really care about the monetary/marketing aspect one way or another besides mild disdain for making a written work in to a mass consumption product.He'd reserve the right to think it's terrible and is an insult to his characters, and he probably would think that unless Colbert is a way better writer than I think he is and doesn't fill it with paper thin current year allegories which I think is exactly what he'll do, but he probably wouldn't spread his hatred around unless something extreme prompted him to, because he wasn't that kind of person.
>>218922569If money disappeared today, most of the people on TV would never be seen again. Generating trivial nothing is their career. Anything written by a glue-eating child will be more creative and fun to experience than a television 'person'ality.
>>218920246its literally Frieren but with fat hobbits instead of cute elves
>>218915076>it's realGoddamn, I was just joking
>>218914742The problem with this is lost on most of the discourse about it. There's a fixation on his political leanings when in reality the issue is that he's literally just a performer, he likely never even wrote his own jokes on the talk shows he hosted, there was a writing team for that. So the announcement is akin to saying "we hired an actor to write the lines to our expensive movie instead of a professional."Because the noise around him is fixated on his politics any legitimate criticism about this retarded decision will be ignored entirely.
>>218914742Boyens already made a girl power fanfiction LOTR movie no one watched. It wasn't enough that she had her daughter and her boyfriend write that. Now they need Colbert and his son for extra nepo power.
>>218914869>devout CatholicDoubt
>>218916340That sounds overly generalized and innacurate.
>>218916418he's a lesbian demon actually
>>218922688Quit sucking Colbert's dick.
>>218920003
>>218921717Same, /pol/tards throwing a tantrum is so fucking funny.
>>218914742Colbert is a massive Tolkien fag. Also, a massive fag in all other ways.
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>>218931357>Quit sucking Colbert's dick.IANTA, but the post you are quoting (>>218926459) contains no less than 2 statements critical of Colbert (while commenting mostly on Tolkien's presumed reactions).You're just pre-occupied with penis, I presume.
>>218934486make sure to get a chain the rope won't hold you
