>>218924279
WOO THEY'RE RED WHITE AND BLUE
IT AIN'T ME- wait wrong song

>>218924279
>SOME PEOPLE STAND IN THE DARKNESS
>AFRAID TO STEP INTO THE LIGHT
i feel attacked

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Will Hobie fight monsters and aliens like his old man?

>>218924279
That song is a banger. Also didn't they already reboot this with The Cock?

>remake remake remake remake
I'm so tired of this enshittification of everything.

>the shill has to crop out the black guy to advertise on /tv/

>>218924765
Kek such is the life of a timmycel

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>>218924279
Underwhelming bitches.

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>>218924765
Are you afraid of the BBT (Big Black Tits)?

>>218924866
Do you think there will be a scene where he rehearses the Killmonger line "throw me off the boat like my ancestor" when other people are asking him to save a drowning kid

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There's a black woman too, and to be honest, the cast seem kinda bloated for what is just the first season.

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>>218924832
I hate fake tits! Those are horrible implants for a TV star! Reeeeeeeee!

>>218924902
>I'm on my break, sir. Come back in 45 minutes

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How will they present Hobie not knowing he has a daughter without making him look like an asshole?
And will he be called Hobie or Hobster by everyone?

watch porn, coomerbrain

>>218924751
Why would a perfect machine do anything different when it already has your subservience

>>218925382
Thinking Baywatch is porn is just missing the point of how genius the original series was.
The mix of sexy women in bikinis with family friendly plotlines allowed the original show to last for hundreds of episodes.

>>218924751
it's not a remake, it isn't even a soft reboot, it's a literal continuation of the original show, Stephen Amell plays Hobie, Mitch's son.

I’ll watch just to see Livvy

>>218925498
She's the only reason I know this exists.

>>218925704
Well, it's a Hulu production, I didn't even know they were making new Futurama seasons until the third one.

Who'll be the new Pamela Anderson?

>>218924915
All flat, lmao

>>218925382
Sleep while driving, you product of incest

>>218926959
Some underwhelming flat bitch

damn green arrow definitely on roids

>>218924279
Heh, belly muscles look like fat when running. We can't stop winning, skinny anons.

>>218925382
No some people aren’t retards and like subtlety

>>218924279
i wish i was in shape

>>218925369
>uhm, I can clearly see her meat wallet

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>>218924279
Amell and Hassie are giving off Green Arrow and Black Canary vibes to me, back when Arrow was still a banger show

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>>218929435
Do you think Felicity and Laurel will make cameos? Their bodies are still rock hard. Felicity just played a prowrestler.

>>218929023
damn she got a fat pussy that's so hot

>>218924279
death to coal burners