>2 Big Macs per day, Spurlock! I beat you! You couldn't eat 2 Big Macs per day because you're phony. I'm better than you, and always will be, Spurlock! Don't ever forget that!
>>218925442I don't understand the American need to view goyslop so fondly as if it is some sort of twisted culture.
>>218925442McDonald's food will be the same as the stuff you buy from your local supermarket btw.
You don`t understand. McDonald is 100 times deadlier than drinking 67 oz of vodka a day
>>218925511it's a class thing like anywhere else i think. i'm a broke retard who consumes slop on the regular but my parents literally never consume it, the most they will do is order a pizza from a local place that makes their own dough etc. or a sitdown restaurant. my brother only feeds his kids slop when theyve been driving for hours and they are starving and crying. i think the fondness comes from when mcdonalds and other places used to be actually cooked there and not microwaved godknowswhat (that does taste good let's be honest)
>>218925511considering the guy on the left became a celebrity for just shitting on goyslop, that clearly was not the case
>>218925511America is the greatest and most blessed country on this goddamn planet
>>218925511So true. America is literally the only country with overly indulgent comfort food that's terrible for your health.
>>218925706>does taste good let's be honestIf you want to be honest with yourself try a mcdonalds burger after eating one at a real burger joint first and compare directly.I can assure you, hunger or no, mcdonalds burgers taste objectively worse than an average generic burger. Including ones you buy at the store and fry up yourself.
Yeah McDonalds sucks, just get some fresh brea-ACK
>>218925903>did you know that instead of buying a burger you can buy only the bread and cheese in their uncooked form for less money?Damn, bro. Thanks for that valuable insight, I never thought of it that way.McD's is shit but what the fuck is even the point of this quote?
>>218925442how the fuck are all these people dying before me when I literally have been drinking myself into oblivion every night for 25 years.
>>218925706>Hungry kids
>>218925442Didn't spurlock also drink like a sailor and completely lie about his month long doctor results for his "documentary"
>>218926161you probably sweat out that poison you drink every day. do you workout a lot or do you have one of those physical jobs that requires you to wake up at dawn?
>>218925511>twisted culturepretty much just that. We have no culture since we've only been around 250 years and our country is huge and ethnically diverse. The only truly shared history and traditions we have are bullshit pop culture like TV shows, video games, advertising, and the big corporations that are in every state like McDonalds or Wal Mart
>>218925706Truly broke people don't est mcdonalds, they buy cheap food like rice and beans and cook it themself. If you're actually buying lots of "slop" then you're also low IQ and lazy
>>218925558Well yeah it's just not a great idea to consume huge amount of processed white bread, ground beef, cheese, salt and sugar every day
>>218927326Name your country with its proud, ancient and primordial culture.
>>2189254424u>Brando was very competitive, and in 1968 he appeared at a party celebrating Oscar nominations in which Paul Newman was in attendance with his wife Joanne Woodward. Brando approached Newman and began a conversation that eventually became very heated, resulting in Brando being heard shouting at Newman "You're a phony!" and walking away. >Later that evening Brando stood on a table and challenged Newman to an egg eating contest, which was what the character Newman played in "Cool Hand Luke" was depicted doing in his recent film. Newman ignored this challenge. >Undeterred, Brando had somebody from his entourage bring him dozens of hard boiled eggs, and started the competition without Newman. He kept count loudly as he ate the eggs, while mocking and insulting Newman constantly, "21 Newman! 21 eggs! You can't eat 21 eggs Newman! You're a phony, and I'm better than you Newman!">Eventually, Brando consumed 51 eggs before being removed from the party, 1 more than Newman's character did in Cool Hand Luke. As he was being escorted out, he reportedly said "I beat you Newman! 51 eggs! You couldn't eat 51 eggs Newman, because you're a phony. I'm better than you Newman and I always will be! Don't you ever forget that!">True Hollywood Tales 1997
>>218927581>>Undeterred, Brando had somebody from his entourage bring him dozens of hard boiled eggs, and started the competition without Newman.
Life is a race to deathonce you die, you're free
>>218927581There's something so funny about having a fight regarding the authenticity of your egg eating and then having to watch a guy slam 51 eggs in person before he gets removed
>>218927418I'm an American
>>218927690>>>Undeterred, Brando had somebody from his entourage bring him dozens of hard boiled eggsYWN have a crew to bring you shit loads of hard boiled eggs to own some motherfucker.
>>218928449>TWENTY SEVEN!!!! TWENTY SEVEN NEWMAN!!!!!! YOU CAN'T EAT TWENTY SEVEN EGGS NEWMAN!!! YOU'RE A PHONY NEWMAN!!! I'M BETTER THAN YOU!!!>TWENTY EIGHT!!!!!!!! TWENTY EIGHT EGGS NEWMAN!!!!!
>>218927326Nobody does this though
>>218925442Vax status??
>>218927794>thinks you can escape this helllol
>>218925442Ive only ever had 1 big mac my whole life and it didn't do anything for me. I can't understand why people like them so much.
>>218926108No drink either, which you will enjoy much more.
>>218927326>The only truly shared history and traditions we have are bullshit pop culture like TV shows, video games, advertising, and the big corporations that are in every state like McDonalds or Wal MartRight, because as everyone knows, history in America started in 1955.
>>218925511We are proud because our food is eaten and known worldwide. It must be a sad existence constantly seething about everything, even something as small as american fast food.
>>218927794Uh, no, once you die you just respawn as an indian or african.
>>218925511so true! in my country food is a ritual, to be passed down through generations and shared with family and friends. we even have a big daily meal where everyone gathers, we call it “el dinero”
>>218927376> If you're actually buying lots of "slop" then you're also low IQ and lazylow IQ and lazy…you mean like poor people?
