Is Sydney Sweeney's "The Housemaid" worth watching?
>>218925953No
No just watch the Korean version
>>218925953I think I’m going to start AI deepfaking Hilary Duff’s face onto Sydney Sweeney’s body. That seems like the perfect combination.
>>218925953I guess
>>218925953My girlfriend made me watch it and it was awful
>>218926788fuck your girlfriend
>>218925953I want to fuck her in the butt
my wife wanted to go see it at the kinoplex. she has one topless scene, and the rest of the time she's showing cleavage. i'm pretty sure i got my wife pregnant after. i'm white btw.
>>218926724Hilary Duff has a great body too, but brown eyes. Just a dumb move on multiple levels.
>>218926873What color is the baby?
>>218925953it's anti-male propaganda about a girlboss who murders men that mistreat women, or who she perceives to be mistreating woman. There's a scene where she kills a college boy because she sees him choking a girl whole fucking girl and just assumes that it's rape, and this is supposed to make her some kind of cool badass chick that you should root for
>>218928816i'll have to wait and see
>>218926827Hey you and me have something in common. I also want to fuck your butt.
>>218925953Maybe if you're high or something. There's a couple funny scenes. It looks like shit though.>>218929811The girl is crying and resisting as best she can. It is very funny that she hit the bartender guy the exact same way. This movie isn't going for comedy but boy is it funny.
>>218930105I don't have a butt.
>>218930182That happened to my brother when he got vaxxed. His butt just fell off.
>>218930262I wish the popcorn bucket was my dick and the popcorn in her mouth is my congeled nutt
BoobsTitsBreasts*MWUH POP**MWUH POP*Boobs*MWUH POP**MWUH POP**MWUH POP*Boobs
>>218926722
>>218930502moids be like>HOLY HECKIN SHIT FAT BUT IT'S ON CHEST INSTEAD OF TUMMY! KINO!!!retarded subhumans
>>218930143>The girl is crying and resisting as best she can.I don't remember that at all. It's only shown for maybe 2 seconds, not exactly enough time to figure out what's going on. Also pretty sure she mentions that the girl who was "raped" denied everything and never came forward so...
>>218930537Homosexual detected
>>218930550I remember every rape scene I've ever seen. She's on the floor beside the bed and he has his hand over her mouth and is telling her to shut up. She's crying and is very red in the face. Yes she denied that it was rape but the boy is from an extremely rich and influential family so she shuts up and says Sweeney went crazy.
>>218930409The implication is certainly that the popcorn is cumFrankly, I can't envision a more jizz starved cum addict than Sweeney exists in Hollywood (happy to be proven wrong).She just looks like the kind of woman that needs it to survive.
>>218925953In a world where softcore pornography didn't exist in infinite supply for free, maybe Or you could just go to celeb jihad and waste less time
>>218930706She definitely gives off a "Heather Harmon but mainstream actress" vibe
>>218925953as a movie? not really. the third act is straight up retardedJust watch the webm in this thread
>>218925953No. You can see her titties elsewhere Just google it
>>218930825get this normal fag out or here
There wasn't even any fucking nudity. Sweeney takes her clothes off but covers her tits with her hands. You see sideboob and the dude's ass and not much else. There's even a shower scene which, hey, this is an "erotic thriller" movie right? No, you see absolutely nothing. Disney movies from the 90s are more erotic than this.
>>218930810The part where Amanda walks into that meeting and the old boomer is like "Oh my god what are you doing?!" I said to my girlfriend "What does she have a fucking coffee stain?" And it turned out her tits were leaking had us both laughing. We were also the only people in the theater so I just shat on the movie the whole time. Was a pretty good time.
>>218930928Sweeney has to carry the sex appeal too since Amanda is hitting the wall. Overall it was a very boring movie.
>>218930262OK she's slipping into porn/uncouth behavior
>>218931129>she's slipping into porn/uncouth behaviorNow now, she's just advertising her lingerie line
>>218925953She's hot, but her acting, meh. How is it on mute?
>>218931129>SlippingNigga have you watched euphoria? Almost every episode has her dressed up in next to nothing clothing while bouncing on random dudes laps. Her whole appeal is SEX.
>>218925953Yeah, surprisingly good
>>218931248Just watch the sex scenes online. If you're strictly watching this to see her look sexy just Google it.
booba
>>218931013Funnily enough webm related is the most erotic scene in the movie, just a shot of Seyfried's feet as she smokes a cigarette. Actually made my dick twitch a little unlike the sex scene
She looks good but the lingerie seems so uncomfortable, cheap made in chyna crap.
>>218931626Damn I remember her smoking but I don't remember the feet. I'm not a foot guy though. Are you? I understand a foot fetish but they're just not all that appealing to me. It's like having a hand fetish, like are you that turned on by hands?
>>218931758>The girl who is smiling extra wide looks uncomfortable Huh?
>>218931626>smoking>erotic
>>218931626If the misandry came full circle to her making a man lick her feet here I might've forgiven it
>>218931886>women actually climax when cum hits their tits and like a cock the size of a baseball bat in their rectum like in the movies
>>218925953The sex maid
>>218930600>coomer targeted lingerie adis this really a viable strategy? i though womin bought their lingerie, even the sexy one. i can't talk from experience, but i would guess lingerie bf gifts are a tiny fraction of the sales.
>>218931399>Nigga
>>218932150I just don't understand how someone could look at these photos where she's smiling and say she looks uncomfortable. I never said anything about sex you coom brain.
>>218930262POPCORN EROTIC
>>218932150most women orgasm when you strangle them to death
>>218930262i need to eat her popcorn if you know what I mean
>>218926873Good, more White anons should be impregnating women.
She's a 5/10 with a 7/10 body and 8/10 boobas. Wood marry.
>>218926722>that stairs ragdoll
>>218925953No way, that ugly cunt is in it. Also there is smoking in it, evil
>>218932644more like 7/10 with a 9/10 body and 9/10 milkers
>>218932419I don't think it's tiny is a very easy gift and it's let's you dress your chick which is nice. Sex appeal works both ways. "Damn that chick is hot I want to fuck her." Girls "Damn that chick is hot I want to be hot like her."
>>218930706a certain logo from a certain studio is missing in this pic...
>>218932419All lingerie is for cooming, retard. Women buy it to arouse their male partners.
>>218932419>is this really a viable strategy?Women see her. Women see that men are attracted to her. Women buy her lingerie to attract men like she is attracting them. This strategy has worked for hundreds of years
>>218933558there's no better quality ??? can't appreciate a single pube like this
>>218933605No, they're purposely using a shitty camera. If they used a 4K camera there would be way too many edits and zooms.
>>218931811men love feet, women love hands
>>218930600>>218930706i want her to pee on me
>>218931626i like seeing chicks in their undies
>>218933925why are men like this now manjust say that you want to ram your dick into her and make her the mother of your son like a normal human being
>>218933871I love ass.
>>218931955Oh look its the smoking schizo or perhaps his cousin?
>>218930502Everyone is saying this.
>>218933149my point was the ad was not targeted to woman. i may be wrong. thanks for blowing my mind, tho. lingerie is for arousal. go figure
>>218925953jesus christ what a talentless skank suffering from retardface
>>218933605i think here >>218930600 there is some slit and labia, you disgusting perv
>>218930537Absolute retard take
>>218934573Oy vey it’s like another shoah, why do all the goyim love her?
>>218934634You can see either nigga you blind?
>>218935011use your imagination, anon
>>218935749I'm not the guy whining about it but saying you can see slit or labia when it's clearly covered is retarded.
>>218935802i said "i think". just below the center seam (my ESL is showing here) there is some semblance of a shadow, or artifact, or, yes, a tiny bit of slit. if the latter is correct, then the surrounding skin is her (outer) labia.
>>218936003You've never seen a vagina in person have you?
>>218927680I couldn’t even tell you what her eye color is because I’m so enamored with how beautiful she is overall. Also, yes, I do agree that she looks great with a little bit of mommy weight on her, and I usually don’t get down with the chubby chasing. It all went to the right places with her.
>>218936096yes?
>>218934008>just say that you want to ram your dick into her this should be implied, getting pee'd on is only a small part of the sex but still a fun one for me, creampie should go without saying>make her the mother of your son like a normal human beingno kids thanks i'm sure you're a great father tho
>>218926873>>218929895based frogposter
>>218936296Whatisthisapictureforants.jpeg
>>218930502if they are allowing her to parade like this. Why not just make her wear a power girl costume and make a movie out of it?
>>218936752same resolution, croppped, from >>218930600. upscaling would've introduced artifacts and i don't want my evidence discarded
>>218925953This short no ass Midwestern goblin face looking mf is not a sex icon and the box office supports this.
>>218926788>Made me*Whip crack noise*
>>218925953Eh, not really.It's alright. You can very much tell it's an adaptation of (more or less) a YA book.Sydney herself can't act for shit, and I'm beginning to think her tits are more-so pushed up than all that big.It's alright but nothing really special
>>218934564>the ad was not targeted to womanWomen buying lingerie want men to look at them the way men look at her.
>>218925953She insists upon herself.
>>218936296Don't worry anon, I see a faint shadow of her slit through the lace too.These faggots need their eyes checked
Nothing she stars in is worth watching.
I WANT TO CUM IN HER MOUTHI WANT TO CUM ON HER FACEI WANT TO CUM BETWEEN HER TITSI WANT TO CUM IN HER PUSSYI WANT TO CUM IN HER ASS
>>218939242i get that. again this specific ad was made, i think, with men in mind. maybe i'm wrong and works for women too
>>218931886Fabric she chose for the designs look itchy or irritating
>>218940104It's both.Social media ads definitely try to appeal to men visually, because they want to get attention from the algorithm. But women buying lingerie are definitely looking at things with an objectifying lens (because the goal is to be viewed sexually)There's a distinct difference between bra ads that boast practicality (comfort/support), usually targeted towards older women and are pretty "un-sexy". And "lingerie" which is all about how it looks (lift, size enhancement, cleavage, etc.) and play really heavily into the male gaze - as a direct appeal to women.
>>218925953Nah. It's typical misandristic girl boss trash.
>>218940617Sydney is the real deal, you mongoloid
>>218925953I wish I could knew how it is to touch a woman's breast
>>218930262What that thang smell like?
>>218940736She's a prostitute that does whatever for a sheckel, you retarded simp
She’s so ugly. Only Americans could find this attractive.
>>218925953yeah she's very cute in it
>>218925953It's alright. Amanda Seyfried carries it as usual.
>>218941841>>218942483holy shit you're such a homo
>>218941570warm apple pie
Fuck this woman is fine.
>>218930502Based MMUAHH POP poster is back.
>>218925953Sydney will make it big this year, I can feel it.
>>218946575Shes making it big right now.
>>218946575>BRAAAAAAAAAP
>>218946575>make it big >this yearAnon she already has a $25M mansion
>>218926724Same except Hillary Clinton
>>218925953what kind of pusy do you think she has? innie, outie, roast beef, shaved, unshaved, landing strip, etc?
>>218948817Based. Which one?
need to see her get blacked
>>218925953>ctrl+F "nude scene">0 resultfaggot board
>>218951270i need this so so so MUCH!
