>OMG ANON! I didn’t think you’d show!! Tee-hee, don’t just stand there looking like a silly bean — mingle, it’s a party!>*giggle* yeah he’s like in my class at school
think another version of Miranda Cosgrove's "Funny powder" is about to happen in that scene
>>218926209Litterally every 5th young woman and second dyke in college once shes "totally wasted" on a single sip of beer.Oh no.The 7 guy 12 hour gangbang is totally not her fault. She went back to the frat the next weekend to confront those evil men. Not because she wanted it to happen again.
>>218926209this was a weird episode. theyre still middle schoolers here. thats 13 or under for our eurobro anons. meanwhile she's having parties with large bearded men? also the scene right before this is malcolm showing up at her house to apologize to her but being interrupted by unexpected guests starting to arrive, but we also see that her father is home while this is happening. wild times
>>218926352I used to hang out at my friend’s frat and girls would show up literally unconscious and pass out in the lawn chairs by the fire pit 0.01 seconds after getting through the guys working security. We had to call an ambo once lmao.
>>218926209This is the kind of scenario you fantasize about?
>>218926209Imagine if they were all black guys
>>218926482It’s the kind of scenario that has happened to me
>>218926498Yanks are awake
>>218926378>this was a weird episode. theyre still middle schoolers here. thats 13 or under for our eurobro anons. meanwhile she's having parties with large bearded men?She's Jewish, it's normal to them.
>>218926751>Nick..nick..nick..nick..nick..nick..nick..nick..nick..elodeon!
>>218926378It’s normal for eurobros. I member I went to some clubs in Berlin with some 14 year olds I met at a youth hostel
>>218926209Do you think she's laughing in that picture?
>>218926881the context of this scene is that these men have been trying to convince the middle school girl to pierce something (never specified), and she's nervously telling them she's just not ready to do so yet. i'm not kidding go watch it. Malcolm in the Middle Season 2 Episode 18
>>218926829>13 years old>4th gradeThe fact that the rabbi was concerned about Harold stealing (non-kosher) ham shows that his priorities are misplaced.
>>218927065>harold it isnt just that you stole. you stole a HAM harold
>>218926482yes, officer. what are you going to do about it? arrest me? pffff gtfo
Maya higa and her college escapades are unbelievable. She had a kissing challenge where her friends and her had to.kiss the most people in one night. Guess how high she got.
>>218926692india/euro are bbc obsessed. as an american the only friends i've had that said the like watching bbc stuff are brown people because they think watching white dick fucking girls just looks weird.which kinda makes sense cause i will skip scenes with brown/black dick cause it just looks off.
>>218927202I did that challenge every night but got stuck at 0. was too proud to switch to journalist mode
>>218926512The Ella hollywood legal porno experience.
>>218927325And yet in the real world and not anon's imagination
>>218927546Pornhub stats are not good statistics. Since they are samples of demographics not representative of most porn watchers. They also record the same people multiple times when they view specific categories as separate people.
>>218926445I've had 2 people drink so much they passed out and vomit while passed out. If a girl a few years older hadnt flipped them over they would have drowned.
>>218927470Journalist mode?
>>218927546you're completely retarded and reading that wrong. ebony is not bbc, ebony is black women.also that's pornhub stats, phub isn't youtube, it's not a global thing that everyone uses, it's mostly just the english speaking world.
>>218927622It’s a testament to human resilience that more people don’t die at frats >did fent-laced coke at a frat >immediately passed out in the bathtub as people kept doing coke in the bathroom>think to myself “lol i fell asleep on coke”>next day I'm looking at my fitbit stats on my phone>see my heart rate go from 160 to 2 bpm and then shoot back up to 60
>That episode where the parents are out for a weekend, reese organises a party and malcolm's crush gets stolen from him by a random fat guyMy awakening to NTR
>>218927622did this once, drank a fifth of vodka, went to sleep, woke up puking in bed, just went right back to sleep with puke all over, woke up still drunk hours later.when the hangover finally hit in the afternoon it was by far the worst one i've ever had, felt like it was never gonna end.people don't appreciate how much of the hangover they sleep through.
>>218927622>you'll drown in your vomit if you drink too muchthis is just one of those things they tell you as a kid to keep you from drinking
>>218928087you can absolutely die from having your windpipe blocked while you're asleep
>>218927716More of a miracle. They didnt even make that much of a fuss. They shook mildly like they were getting comfy in bed. No idea they had vomited. Shocking that when flipped a bucket of puke came out. This wasnt at a frat either but a teen house party.
>>218928087You are thinking of using cocaine, which is what the counselor told us would happen if we did one line. Which is technically true now with fentanyl.
In college, I just drank a lot of beer and whiskey. Seeing the dumb shit other people were taking always made me feel better about my own choices.
>>218927002Hot. Teen girls did get their belly buttons pierced all the time in school.
>>218927939>NTR?
>>218927546>canadians and australians are amongst the most normal guys The biggest shitposters who woulda thought
>>218926378>>218926751>I had no friends or fun growing upYikes.
>>218927622imagine drowning because you're a back sleeper, I could never side sleeping chads keep winning
>>218929371groomers aren't friends, anon
>>218929593That’s just factually incorrect
>>218929809
>>218929323bless you kid
>>218926512Sorry to hear that Mr. Nash
>>218930515First time the Kevin Nash joke got me.
>>218929809>>218930035These guys are right. Grooming is literally friendship at 19.
>>218930951Back in ye old days of 2007 they told us everyone online was a creepy old man that wanted to bad touch us so as long as you kept that in the back of your head and kept your wits about you there was never any problems. Smartphones let the retard demographic into the mix so now you can’t talk to people 3 years younger than you.
>>218927654Meanwhile the "proof" of indians is some screenshot of a dozen twitter profiles. America has been obsessed with interracial sex for 250 years
>>218927546I bet pornhub is a perfectly impartial source
>>218927716shame you woke up
>>218931574That wasn’t a nice thing to say.
>>218931574Dont be meanie!
>>218931177You should really just be a man and tell such people to shove it. I met my virgin wife in community college. She was 19, I was 26. We've got a 2nd child on the way. Fuck anyone who's got some bullshit to say.
>>218926209Where's the Gamecube?
>>218931807
>>218932330I wish I could play metroid. I made do with a Playstation.
>>218926378theres an episode where reese invites a random meth gang into their house and then they stat rape malcolms gf
>>218932462She was 17-18 nbd
>>218932538its more about how the writers are weird jew cucks
>>218926209Very weird scene
>>218932538The girl Malcolm made out with in Bowling was 17 playing 12 and Malcolm was 14 playing 12
>>218932664It’s a common occurrence in real life though (the girl you’re interested in going off with some older guys). At least before the 00s when were expected to leave their teens having lost their virginity. And the shows Greek chorus is literally “Life’s so unfair” so what did you expect?
>>218929593>having fun is... being le groomed!Sheesh.
>>218932735Awesome sauce.
>>218932798It doesnt stop in your teens. Chris Hemsworth is married to Adrian body's ex wife. Natalie portman is divorced from her ballerino husband.
>>218932798what third world rape gangland do you live in?
>>218926209>>218926352>>218926445>>218926498What the fuck is wrong with America?
>>218932928Unless you live in an isolated tropical island, there is co.peting suitors especially if your girl is attractive.
>>218932928>what third world rape gangland do you live in?Suburban America
>>218932969College is the first time many people are without adult supervision. If you had a tyrant of a parent that wouldn't let you have a locked door, it would be too much stimuli and freedom.
>>218932969Look up tiara girl in girls gone wild to see or Ella hollywood Iegal porno.
>>218932975dont dodge the question jeetoid
>>218927546Pornhub already got outed lying about interracial being popular. The shareholder report shows interracial and black are among the least popular categories.
>>218932928Massachusetts
>>218933236>Pornhub already got outed lying about interracial being popularI wonder (((why))) they lied to begin with.
>>218933444Mostly to grab clickbait headlines. Same reason they say tranny is big in red states
>>218926498Good morning American!
>>218928087I've literally woken up choking on vomit without even drinking due to acid reflux. You can absolutely die that way.
>>218932735>The girl Malcolm made out with in Bowling was 17 playing 12Shut the fuck up
>>218935785So she was in Reese’s grade? Malcolm’s only 13 in S2
>>218929323Not Today, Retard
>>218926692
>>218926209>"Malcolm if you do this I will never have sex with you again!"What did she mean by this?
>>218927528>>218933071What does Ella Hollywood have to do with it?
>>218936325It's the zoomer future if you arent careful.
>>218926498>>218926692>>218932969>>218934400
>>218932735thats pretty intense for 12 years old
>>218938068>>218935785
>>218938185Let us imagine in peace anon
>>218926498>>218926692
>>218932735Rookie mistake, you have to be alone.
>>218927325>>218936094>>218936867>>218938259 I can't believe mutts have the nerve to claim they're not the ones producing (and consuming) the world's supply of cuck porn. And spreading their sick shit everywhere else.>muh indian accountsYes, we know mutts outsource online jobs such as shilling to indians. That's just another self own.
>>218938524As a cuck porn enthusiast (not into race stuff tho) I’ve found it mildly irritating how much BWC stuff aimed for Indians and chinks has become prevalent in my cuck porn spaces of late. As well as the broken engrish used for porn captions now.
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>>218929371>i consider grown men pressuring middle school girls to make bodily modifications to be good old friendly fundont invite me to any of your parties anon
>>218932969Devoid of Islam
>>218926273>Miranda Cosgrove's "Funny powder"Damn, that's old.
>>218933444Oh yeahBlackInterracial(but nigger spic jeet and slant interracial does amazing numbers in that category) porn does wellIncestTranniesLesbians interestingly enoughOlder woman younger Its all bombing hard.Which isnt surprising really.Ive seen first hand what's unpopular and how its marketed in an organic environment. Its surprising.
>>218938966Incest and lesbians are not “bombing hard” lol
>>218938639But already you're the guest of honor
>>218936201She has early onset dementia. Sad really
Why did that couple film Malcolm in secret while he was babysitting? Did they think he was going to jerk off?
>>218938068Its milquetoast.
Humiliation ritual
>>218940783Incest is not popular. And lesbian porn HAS to be pushed into straight porn searches and categories and ads no matter what or it's litterally ignored. Ive seen it first hand in an organic early internetbporn site I made content for. . The hardcore lesbian stuff, loud man hating alpha dykes and cis men die alt/queer stuff? Ive seen how quickly it dies without parasitically glomming onto straight porn. Even solo women only lesbian porn went from thousands of views in a few hours too double digits in weeks.Given its own thinly protected part of any porn site kills it instantly. Even the view numbers are faked to create a false since of popularity and acceptance. Just like the incest stuff. Its a con stupid. It always was.
>>218945621You sound very mentally ill, no disrespect.> The hardcore lesbian stuff, loud man hating alpha dykes and cis men die alt/queer stuffWhy would anyone ever watch porn of that?
>>218945821You hear me? Wow. Anyway...On the now long dead site they were there in the new porn category and got passive views from gooned out porn junkie men looking for novelty and it has the furbidden/want to hatefuck her and break her appeal. But that all changed.Once the small loud group gathered enough dumb bitches to help them the site strictly segregated the porn categories and viewers based on sex and sexuality.It was a metaphorical blood bath. It wasnt like it was hard to get to their content either. No one gave enough of a fuck(litteral fuck) to try. Most of us on the site were glad they were in their own self imposed exile ghetto. The site became hot fun and open.
>>218945323How? You're just using meme buzzwords
>>218948151It’s quite literally an episode where he suffers the maximum possible humiliation, have you simply never watched the show?
>>218948586Just because he suffered humiliation...by his own actions, doesn't mean it's an external humiliation *ritual*.Most of the time that people overuse "humiliation ritual", they're referring to Hollywood producers forcing actors into embarrassing or demeaning roles, costumes, plots. Not in-movie or in-show activity.
>>218938524Thanks so much, Moshe. You're doing right by the law of Moses in bearing false witness... oh... wait.
>>218949203You’re in a bunch of threads being pointlessly autistic right now aintcha
>>218926209Is she even up to taking all 6 of those cocks!?
>>218949701>gets BTFO for pointlessly throwing around buzzwords>no counter-argument>>y-y-you're just a-autisticlol. lmao even
>>218950156>argue with me I’m alone and afraid of the silence I’m sorry. I’m burnt out. Perhaps if I were a younger more virile 4channer but those days are long past.
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>>218926209I shan't watch the revival unless Cynthia is in it. Simple as.
>>218935785She looks like a young Bambi Woods.
>>218953874Well, I suppose you shan't.Me neither, tbdesu.
>>218953969yeah, I guess so
