I will win because of my superior speed!
why are they not wearing helmets
>>218929623He did almost win because of his speed though. He only lost because he started showboating and trying to get a confession.
>>218929623It would have worked if he wasn't retarded
>>218929642then how would you know which person is which?
>>218929623But he did win because of his superior speed.He lost because of something unrelated to technical fighting prowess.
>>218929678Yeah, poor buddy had a terminal case of monologuing
this wouldn't have worked IRL because doing all that acrobatic bullshit gets tiring very quickly so this nigga would be torn a new one 20 seconds in with all dem fancy moves.
>>218929623think I will have to rewatch this, just to hear this spic faggot scream like the bitch he is
>>218929705He won because he was a cheating cunt who used poison
>>218929623No one named characters wearing helmets or carrying shields was so fucking dumb, glad the spinoffs changed that
>>218929792I've seen MMA fighters move more erratic for longer.
>>218929623i think this is one of the best scenes in the whole show. every time i rewatch it it feels like this time oberyn will win, and t the ending of him getting his head poped is always shocking and so disturbing. its shocking on every rewatch
>>218929642Helmets only add 5% of total armor and look gay
>>218929891The guys that train with modern methods 24/7 and fight naked?
>>218929623And he did, he just got too cocky. His goal wasn’t to win, it was to force the confession out of him, and publicly implicate Tywin in the murder of the princess and her children in front of the court. Tyrion was just a means to an end.
>>218929623He all but won thanks to his speed. He lost because INT was his dump stat.
>>218929892It’s why S4 is one of my favorite seasons of any show. Every episode has at least one banger moment, because it’s based on the back end of Storm of Swords, which was the peak of ASOIAF.
>>218930264>modern methodsNigga, cardio didn't suddenly get revolutionized in the 21st century.
>>218929848The other guy cheated by using his enormous body, heavy armor and a giant sword. The fighters should only be exactly the same size, same equipment, same weapons, and same experience.
>>218929792It wouldn't work period. There's a reason UFC fighters try to stay a safe distance away from each other. If anyone gets close to you and wishes you harm there is nothing you can do to prevent said harm.
>>218929623>I will win because I will go for the balls!https://youtu.be/K2P2ByOtOOs?t=220https://www.reddit.com/r/NutHitScenes/comments/1pz5fdr/gwendoline_christie_talks_about_how_when/
>>218929891MMA fights are extremely quick and not to the death, they have the luxury of being flamboyantIn a more disciplined sport like Judo or akidio the fighter who wastes the least energy before his decisive strike almost always wins
>>218929891Name one the size of Pascal
>and her little dog too!
>>218929623Now this is an interesting match up of who can be more obnoxious, STR-fags or Spear-fags.
>>2189298915'4" Guatemalans with infinite stamina, maybe Guatamalans are the best physical warriors in the whole world and it's not even close
>>218930511You are fucking retarded if you think cardio training hasn't changed 1000% in just the last 50 years
>>218930511mental illness
>>218930781>STR-fagsI just ran through elden ring with a punch-only run. Caestus first, then star-fists. Got my STR to 75. Fucking loved getting invaded, because I'd endure through the first lunges and then body them with rapid-fire blows. Strength builds mog all other builds.
>>218930435It's where I stop on rewatches I'm going to tell my kids it was cancelled after that and go straight into Dunkakino
>>218930931>>218930957>changed 1000% in just the last 50 years>improved techniques allow for a 5% increase in cardio performanceWow. Amazing. Now this year's world record can be beaten by another fraction of a second next year! Absolutely shattered!
>>218930877yeah those 5'4 guatemalans are always dominating in fights against people of their own size (middle schoolers)
>>218929623He was like a whirling dervish out there. He almost had him.
>>218929642the big guy lost his helmet
>>218930781I would win by INTPack a pocket full of sand before the duel Then during the duel throw a handful at your opponents faceSide step to avoid any blind strikes or swings then Mr sword meets mr neck and it's game over for homeboy Ezpz gg no re
>>218929642>A helmet is sure to stop giga nigga 9000 from cutting me in half
>>218930967>I just ran through elden ring with a punch-only runProbably because Elden Ring is endstage product for pregnant housewives who are too bored to watch another Halmark show.You can run through it with absolutely anything with no skill.
>>218931090I dont think you realise how huge 5 fucking percent is when it comes to actual world records and how hard you need to optimise everything to even reduce your top time by a tenth
>>218930931>>218930957I'm that anon. I looked it up and best guess VO2 maxes for general medieval warriors is around 60 to 65 if cardio training specifically, while current world class skiers and cyclists measure around 93 to 97. I was wrong, that's a fucking world of difference. My bad.
>>218931257>/tv/poster tries not to be the contrarian middle school faggot with no friends, who pretends that anything good is actually bad.Grow up already.
What was going inside his brains as he died
>>218929792Mountain in the books was spending as much effort chasing him around to try and hit him, more so because the poison was already wearing him down
>>218929892It’s legitimately the worst scene ever made on television
>>218931546What rule is it of /tv/ that someone has to chime in with a contrarian shit take literally any time someone says they enjoyed something?
>Courtroom scene with Pycelle going over his poisons>This is a poison that kills you>This is a poison that kills you>This is a poison that kills you>This is a poison that kills you by shutting down your bowels and bladder so a man slowly succumbs to death by drowning in his own excrement *looks directly at camera*Was this a subtle clue Tywin might have been poisoned?
>>218931492Oh no, not his eyes! He needs those to see!
>>218931333>anything good>Elden RingOnly someone who has absolutely no experience with the series can say this.I sprinted toward Consort Radahn because I knew fags like you will cry about him and they will nerf him within first three days.
>>218931835>No one appreciates this series as much as me, who hates the latest release in the series.You're a faggot, dude.
>>218931896>No one appreciates this series as much as me, who hates the latest release in the series.This but unironically, tourist. You turned Soulsborne into Assassin's Creed clone.
Int vs dex
>>218932021I hope they make more changes you don't like. I hope you're never able to enjoy a soulslike again.
>DEX build wins decisively>STR fag reverts to cheating to cope and would have died too if it wasn't for some black magic fuckeryMany such cases!
>>218932204They will. For you.
>>218932528Works for me. You should go back and see how fast you can get through Manus for the tenth time, then jerk off over Kieran while thinking of how much more you enjoy games than everyone else. After that you can go back to your gay robot website for good, 'kay?
>>218931492>What was going inside his brains as he diedSer Gregor Clegane's fingers.
>>218929623it was less speed and more reach (long spear) and poison he was relying on in the books anywaypretty unlikely to land penetrating hits before the mountain just runs him down and tackles him irl tho. grrm aint really into hema i guess
>>218930931yeah im sure our methods are better than those of ppl who depended on it in life or death combat
>>218932079Strength vs dex*
>breaks his in universe rule of strength beats speed for his self insert gary stu OCFuck George, fuck caraxes, and fuck daemon
>>218929642>le safety!! you need to be safe!! wear your helmets guys
he did win he just didn't finish it
>>218929848even if it wasnt poisned the guy got a spear in his chest. the fight isnt going to go in his favour after that
>>218932204No problems in Niohville
>>218929848The poison was just a fail safe in the event the fight ended in a yield as would be common when it’s champions fighting in place of the accused.
>>218929663He had a spear that was as long as The Mountain was tall. I'd win every boxing match too if I had a reach of 5'6"".
>>218931492Two thumbs.
>>218929848he had the guy on the ground long before the poison did its work
>>218931257all fromsoft games take skill well over your typical RPGt.lifelong gamer had to git gud
>>218931492jam and crunchy peanut butter sandwich in your lunchbag on a field trip
>>218934734The Mountain had a sword that looked to be about as tall as him too, it's not like he was boxing
>>218931546I think you meant to post this over on reddit
>>218929705No, he won because he put shit on the tip of his spear and bigman got infected.
>>218933473wow, cool wyverns.
>>218931492Ooopsie daisie!
>>218929705keeping your guard up until the fight is over is part of technical fighting prowess
>>218938091Bigman was cheating by being excessively big so shit on the spear was appropriate
>>218938351You don't poke a man with a shitty spear, it's not done.
>>218931613I dunno but we should have one
