I forgot to put in the crystals
>>218934748best thread on on /tv/ right now
>>218934748you're just jealous I've been online chatting to babes all day
>>218934748You had to be there to find this movie funny (I was there and it was awesome).
>>218934748>grab my arm>the other arm>MY other arm
>I bet you I can throw a shitpost over that board!
>>218935032You think anyone thinks I’m a failure because I go home to Starla at night? FORTET ABOUT IT!
This is pretty much the worst thread of all time.
>>218935032>>218935199Dietrich Bader is always great.
>>218934748the completely unnecessary closeup lmao
>>218934868You training to become a cage fighter too?
>>218935032>and the wisdom of a man
>>218935032Bought a pair of pants like this and I get so much mileage out of them it's insane. Perfect for any situation really. Thought I ruined them by paragliding in them but now they're like mc hammer pants and they look even more badass.
>your mom goes to college
>>218935656>take a look at what I’m wearing people, you think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I’m wearing this bad boys? Forget about it.
YOU GUYS ARE RETARDED
>I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.
Hold on. I forgot to plug in the Play-Doh.
I really wish I could get aggressive sloppy deepthroat from LaFonda
>>218935514Mail order scams are more legit with closeups
>>218934922i like napoleon but i like gentleman broncos better
>>218934748TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OOOFFFFF!!!
>>218941338I didn't even know Gentleman Broncos was a thing untill years later and I really enjoyed it, it definitely doesn't get enough attention.Nacho Libre is my favorite of the "trilogy" but I totally get why people don't like it.
>>218934868I quote this all the time, lol.
I have a girlfriend in Iran. You wouldn’t know her.
>>218944010obsessed
wish girl like deb existed I give her mexican kid
>>218935032>Break the wrist, walk away
>>218942701>The time machine is a decroded piece of crap it doesn't work!
>>218944010TDS is real lmao
>>218944130>do not talk about the biggest event currently happening because it's unfavourable to my parasocial celebrity, the president
>>218934922I wasn't there but I find it funny.
>>218945033>Last week, Japanese scientists explaced... placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Cort Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally.
>>218934748>it works Napoleon you don’t even know!>have you tried it out?>no
>>218945033>make everything about politics
That's like a dollar an hour
>>218945033bro i hate trump. this is a napoleon dynamite thread and you’re just an obsessed faggot.
>>218934748I love how that Time Machine had a low setting.
>>218934868need lafawnduh wife
>>218945284>pats chest pocket once>”can’t find my checkbook, hope you don’t mind I pay ya in change.”
Pedro offers you his protection
Can’t find my checkbook janny, hope you don’t mind I pay you absolutely nothing.
Uncle Rico was genuinely the most tragic character in all of cinema.At a certain point you either know someone like him or you are him.
>>218935754How do you even respond to this without sounding mad?
>>218944191Go back to /ftl/
>>218947864Uncle rico is an inevitability for anyone. it just depends on what age it hits you. if you live in small rural farming communities its tends to get you sooner than later. rico shouldve moved to new york or something like ignatius p reily
How much you wanna bet I can throw a football over them mountains
>>218947864I wish I had a pimped out van like his to live in, those things cost a fortune these days.
>>218948524dude had a bitchin van and a cutie to drive around the country in it with. that’s more than i have.
>>218949183Do you live in new york city by anychance?
There's like a butt load of gangs in this school. They wanted me to join because I'm pretty good with a bow staff.
>tfw no lafawnduh gf
>>218945233based japanese
>>218944191God that pouty face would make me bust so fast. Imagine her looking up at you while sucking you off
I reckon you know a lot about cyberspace
This one tastes like the cow got into an onion patch.>...correct.Yusssssssssssss
>>218937579People are sleeping on this line, it’s my favorite one
i love this thread
anyone got a gif of uncle rico throwing the steak?
>might as well be doing something while you're doing nothingThis was the go-to line whenever someone was lounging on the couch.
The look of disgust on her face is priceless.
>>218934748Sounds gay maybe but this movie is my "feel good" movie. I also like Conan too.
>>218953566kekWho is that lady? I liked the "I want that" with the ship in the bottle too.
>>218935032Geezthe!
>>218944324>je-HEEZ!
>>218934748I thought the thumbnail was a naked person bending down on top of something and cutting their thigh, letting blood drip into a container and on the floor. I guess I should stop browsing /gif/, although I haven't in a week or so.
>>218944010>not IsrealYou can't even shitpost right
How has nobody posted this yethttps://youtu.be/d9Ud57xZ8Bo
>>218945033Brainwashed people will always get upset when you criticize their cult
>>218953966In all actuality, brainwashed people find themselves obsessed with certain topics and can’t help but impulsively inject said topic into any and every conversation regardless of how irrelevant it is to what’s being discussed. A lot of the conversations that take place on this board are a good example of that, notice how many threads veer into some unhinged furious argument about religion or politics seemingly out of nowhere, it’s pretty fucking annoying.
>>218944010*unsheathes katana*Leave the billionaire pedophile alone.
>>218953966>>218954119>>218954360Are you guys having a killer time?
A FRICKIN 12-GAUGE, WHAT DO YOU THINK??
>>218945233>placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water.I was reading this in a deep, serious newscaster voice and got legitimately sad for a second.
>>218945656I found some Shishone arrowheads over there in that chicken coop
>>218955512
>>218947864I've watched the movie like infinity times over the years, here's the themes I've come to:The movie is about loneliness. Every character is mostly some weird isolated outcast with their own goals or aspirations. Kip wants to meet Lafawnduh. Pedro wants to run for class president. Uncle Rico wants to be a pro football player. Grandma leaves her grandkids to go quading in the dunes and breaks her cocyx. Even like all the houses in the movie are always framed by themselves, in the middle of nowhere, further adding to the loneliness imagery. Preston itself is a bumfuck small town in the middle of nowhere.Food. Every character has a distinct meal only they eat in the movie. Napolean with tater tots, Deb with sandwiches, Uncle Rico with greasy steaks. Deb is plain, and quiet. Uncle Rico is trying to be manly and peddling junk as a side gig, a greasy sidegig. The movie literally says "you are what you eat"Thanks for reading my blog
>>218945656Do the chickens have large talons?
>>218935247Anon, like anyone could even know that.
>>218934748unironically Jared Hess should be flayed for having three home-runs in a row and then committing his career to slop.
>>218934748This was based on an actual “time machine” too there was a whole website for it. I forget the guys name..
Are there any stupid internet theories about how the time machine actually worked and it took them back to 1987 rural Idaho and trapped them in a time loop?
>>218955946Lol back then it was funny because I thought that they didn't, now it's funny because I know that they do
>>218956117I swear I've seen this comment before
>>218956156Roosters can fuck you up for real if they get a good one on you
>>218953438
>>218956203Why else would they have such a gratuitous close-up shot of the time crystals? They're integral to the plot
>>218956268it was a bad joke about the time machine really sending me back to see this thread again
>>218956394I'm autistic. I'm immune to jokes. But it would explain why everyone in the movie is so disconnected, sarcastic, and weird. They've done the loop probably 500 times
>>218956062I just remembered it was called the “Hyper Dimensional Resonator” made by Steven Gibbs. Not 100% that it was based on this but it seems likely. https://www.hdrusers.com/
>>218937579How did that not get him laid?
>>218956529>sarcasticNapoleon dynamite is probably one of the least sarcastic comedies ever made. What are you even talking about, you don’t understand the concept of sarcasm do you?
>>218956244That's what I'm talking bout
>>218950138It's bo.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B%C5%8D
>>218957230>you don’t understand the concept of sarcasm do you?No, I'm autistic.
>>218934748Might be my favorite comedy. I know it's overquoted and got played out quick back in the day, but fuck, I love it.
>>218957252>A bō (棒) (pong (Korean); pang (Cantonese); bang (Mandarin); kun (Okinawan)Unserious languages.
>>218947864Nah, his cute wife came back to him.
>>218935247Your mom is pretty much the worst thread of all time.
>>218944191why do you have a mexican kid
sincerecore
>>218937579Fucking hell.
>>218941338Absolutely patrician.
>>218949159Genuinely jealous of his life lol
>>218934922I was there but I didn't really find it funny. It was comforting in a strange way but it was also captured the vibe of where I grew up in a way that was a little too close to home. I understand what some Texans mean when they say they can't really watch KOTH because it's like watching a show about your own neighborhood.
>>218947864Reminder this is the same guy who plays the evil husband in all seasons of White Lotus. I laff every time.
>>218955881I would have liked your post but you didn’t explain how tater tots represent napoleon. Sorry.
>>218955881Everyone finds their way in their own way. Out there in the middle of nowhere, they're allowed to do it at their own pace.
>>218945033Maybe people just want a thread about an old movie without someone bringing up Current Thing.
I always skip the post-credits wedding scene
>>218959998i had no idea it existed for decades
>>218945233>>218952442It was the chinese originally, but the ccp officials had the writers change it.
>>218945656I worked as a farm hand on my neighbors property and getting paid in loose change and crumbled up $1 bills was pretty normal.
Where would you place Napoleon?
>>218960303Neutral good. He seems like he wants to learn martial arts and weaponry to help people, like a hero.
>"How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?"As an old fag, this scene cuts deep
>>218960262What do you do now?
>time crystals are real
>>218960553Software developer. Counting down the days until my job os going to be replaced by AI. Life is so great
>>218934748i was 15 when this movie came out and it was completely unfunny. also kung pow enter the fist sucked too
>>218960830You were a retarded fag when this move came out and you still are.
>>218956244did you know napoleon really broke his toe when he kicked the steak
>>218950200Statistically speaking WMBF marriages have the lowest chance of ending in divorce.
>>218962380i thought it was wmaf
Is this the thread?
>>218956244thanks, anon.
>>218934792
>>218954119that's not how brainwashing works, retard
Anon, give me some of your tots.
>>218963606No, go find your own.
He won
>>218934748>girls only want boyfriends who have great skillsI didn't know toxic manosphere culture was around back then
>>218956062bill nye or nyd or something
>>218964750when did you transitionstein?
>>218944010kek
>>218956886이 장치가 필요해요 연락주세요 저는 한국 에 거주 하고 있습니다
>>218944010>fucks up the economy>chickens out on ice in Minneapolis >can’t beat Iran lmao
>>218935519Since when anon you have the worst reflexes of all time
>>218959949>Napoleon Dynamite>old movie2004 isn't that ol-...
>>218959667And one of the test subjects in one of my favorite X-Files episodes, "Sleepless."
>>218934922Was there as well but it took me a 2nd watch to appreciate it. Kept hearing how hilarious it was so I rented it as soon as it came out. I was expecting a normal run of the mill comedy and it was nothing like that.
>>218935529Pretty sure my grandma had that same tv
>>218947864I love his scream when his windshield gets hit by the tomato.>>218959998>>218960094I don't think it adds much. I only knew about it because I never skip any credits because I want to hear the music.
>>218944191this girl always looked like Ray Liotta to me
>>218960303easy, chaotic good. a master martial artist, portraitist, urban dancer - god knows what other hidden skills he possesses, but he uses them all for truth and justice.
>>218934922Its funny how boomers were completely unable to understand the films humor. It really was a masterclass in "awkward" comedy
>>218959836nta, but Napolean is the highlighted outcast, he says absurd things and insults people. He's bullied, but he makes himself a target. He's got a rough exterior. Inside though, he wants to help people, he's a genuine soft and worm.Tater tots are crunchy outside, but soft and warm inside, just like Napoleon.
>>218955881Comfy post
>>218934922it's the pinnacle of midwest comedy as far as i'm concerned
>>218947923You can't. There are some jibes that you simply have to ignore because they're so effective that any response just makes you look bad.
>>218960303Neutral good. A bit of a renegade in the service of helping people.
>>218934748This thread tastes like the cow got into an onion patch
Come get some dinner!
>>218962856Kek no, the type of black women that seek white men are pretty based on the whole, while the type of asian women that seek white men are harpies after status and money, and a good % of them can't contain it after a while.
>>218963606that can't be a real book
>>218960372anon, you're supposed to write it as "oldfag""Old fag" just makes it sound like you are a genuine elderly homosexual
>>218963606> here's that kid i was telling you about
>>218956218Living on a farm I've seen roosters stomp snakes and foxes to death. They dont fuck around and that's why I keep five around.
>>218955611Whatever he's eating always looked so nasty lmao
That's like a dollar an hour!
>>218945417Do the chickens have sharp talons?
I met my wife in highschool because 1 day we both wore Vote For Pedro shirts to school and it sparked a conversation that eventually lead to us dating.
>>218953566He looks like a strong young pup
>>218973768>>>218934748 (OP)Cute :3
>>218934868
>>218973171High schoolers used to look like this but testosterone levels have steadily gone down by generation.
>We live in a timeline where the animated series only got 1 season and Fucking Bob's Burgers is on like season 13
>>218959836Tater tots are the scraps left over from other popatoes after you're done cutting wedges and fries, but you combine them into something tasty. Greater than the sum of its parts. Napoleon is an amalgam of all of his surroundings and milieu (nerd stuff, kung fu movies, his family) in a way that transcends his circumstances. The potato as symbol of Idaho shows that even something noble can grow from modest soil.
>>218959998>Oh iiiiiii love technology >But noooooot as much as you you see>but I stiiiiiill love technology
>>218934748Can you smoke them?
>>218963426Woah cool portrait anon, looks like you spent a really long time shading the upper lip
>>218973171
>>218972827why not? you think there arent fishes in idaho?
>>218972827>>218974064https://archive.org/details/fishesofidaho0000simp/page/n6/mode/1up
