https://youtu.be/RIu4sFKGi6E
BAHAHA ITS MODERN SLOP TIER AND HERMIONE DOESN'T EVEN LOOK PASSING WHITE
>>218935248AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What the fuck did I just watch?
>>218935248can't wait for Harry to look suspiciously at prof. Snape as if he's thinking a racial slur.
>>218935531nepo babies in charge
>>218935248why not raceswap harry too? might as well make him black too
>>218935633or indian
Actually looks good. Fuck the chuddies, you're all gonna watch it anyway and then screech about how bad it is while sitting on the edge of your seats waiting for the next episode
>>218935684imagine being this tasteless
>>218935684This. It looks great.
Imagine tv if he actually turns out to be the best part
>>218935676paki harry would be kino
Beside hood Snape it looks good
>>218935684>. Fuck the chuddies,nigga the top comments on reddit about this trailer are trannies seething about jk rowling.
>>218935684>Actually looks goodActually delusional. It's mogged by the 25 years original old movie, every frame of it.
>>218935248They're remaking Harry Potter? Why?7 years of recordings?
>>218935790hermoine ganges is way more jarring than black snapes
lirik doesnt like it...
I’m having a blast
>>218935790You don't fit in, tourist
>>218935248Dear Christ, just when I was actually starting to get my hopes up for a return to that classic Chris Columbus magic, this trailer comes along and totally nukes my excitement. Why does the lighting look as pitch-black as the fucking Deathly Hallows movies? The new Hagrid has absolutely none of the warm, comforting charm that Robbie Coltrane brought to the screen, and Snape straight-up looks like some random street-level gang member. The entire aesthetic just screams gritty, serious drama, completely killing the cozy, magical fairy-tale vibe it was supposed to have
>>218935248I’d be fine with it if it didn’t have that massive black mark on it with Snape. I’ll watch it, but they’re not getting a thin red cent out of me.
>>218935248So all those AI generated portrayals that gave him Snape hair were far too generous lmao
>>218935248The movies came out what, 25 years ago? And somehow looked better than this.
>>218935790zoomer moment
>>218935940i would not accept your red cents
>>218935684>screech about how bad it is while sitting on the edge of your seats waiting for the next episodeIf that were the case, these shows wouldn't be getting shitcanned left and right.
>>218935867he'll watch the first season, say it's ok to own the chuds, then from second season onward call it shit because he can't pretend anymorehe did the same with rings of power
>>218935849For the same reason Disney keeps remaking their animated movies into live action slop
>>218935849Because Millenials haven't ever picked up another book since and and Gen Z can't read.
>>218936001>the rings of power's going to be cancelled any day now, I can just feel it
so is this the look he will have? It's atrocious
>>218935916This, it's disgusting on every level. Hollywood is clueless.
>>218935248Why is everything so dark and dreary looking. It barely looks different than the original movies.
>>218935790Black Snape wasn't even remotely the worst looking thing about this trailer. It's shit from the ground up.
Sets and costumes look greatEverything else I'm pretty eh onSpotty casting decisions everywhere. Not just Snape but Petunia, McGonagall, Dumbledore all look really bad/off.Nick Frost as Hagrid is okay. Ollivander is good.Way too serious in terms of toneMusic is generic shit
>>218935966It’s a general rule that movies made before 2010 look better than movies made after 2010. It’s a combination of lighting, cameras and quality of CGI. And CGI has become a race to the bottom to see who can put out effects the quickest and cheapest.
>>218936058zesty
>>218936102Fuck I forgot about the music. Without John Williams there’s no way this can work.
>>218935248Well Snape hiding in the shadows all the time will make sense.Even in the light this motherfucker is practically a pair of floating eyeballs
Not feeling the music at alli hope its just a temp one for the teaser
>>218935914>The reddit transplant calling someone else a tourist
>>218935248Lol this has exactly the same grey soulless colour grading of HOTD. There's no magic in this at all. Compare this to the vibrant and lively world Chris Columbus and his team created in the first two movies. Horrendous.
https://youtu.be/cnbOGsJ6ubA?si=3UeWVB8WXeoyQmV5 this 3 minute sketch is far better.
>>218936000They wouldn’t work in your village anyway, saar.
>>218935684They'll accept and love it just like the raceswapping in that Game of Thrones prequel.
>>218936200My gf on the far left
>>218936209Yeah it really does look like an HBO version of Harry Potter. For better or for worse.
>>218936058Nog Snape is comically stupid. You can raceswap others due to retarded clown world rules but some of them are basically holy cows that need to resemble their book characters. Craig got shit on for being a blonde Bond, a white but auburn Snape would have gotten so much overt hate also. Anyone with two braincells to rub together could have told you how damaging black Snape would be
Lithgow's Dumbledore will probably be the only saving grace of this shit
>>218936200>posted from an iphoneLike I said you don't fit in, tourist
WHAT RACE IS HERMIONE EVEN?
>>218936329hindujeet
>>218936329Mudblood
>Stopped caring about Harry Potter in 2005>Last book comes out, fuckhuge media event>Don't care>Last movie comes out, gigafuckhuge media event>Don't care>HBO remake announced, endless online shitstorms and finger pointing over raceswaps and trans stuff and whatever else>Don't careFeels good to not care, bros
>>218936297It would be darky comedic if he also fucking died like Harris did 2-3 seasons in
>>218936209I feel so bad for the generations growing up in this grey sludge era. It’s not like black and white movies where there was a technological bottleneck. Studios are sucking out the color of movies and TV shows because it’s easier for streaming services to compress.
Not one single shot that's whimsical, colorful, or magical. Way fucking worse than I would have thought.>>218936209 this.
>>218936297Lithgow has done both warm/gentle characters and absolute monsters so I think he can pull off the Dumbledore in the book better than Gambon or Harris. Assuming the directors understand that Dumbledore is supposed to transition from a father figure in book 1 into someone who is a bit of a slimey asshole by book 7.
>>218935248I know complaining won't stop this train and they're just gonna push this out anyway. But man, I'm really hoping this Paramount buyout actually leads to a proper cinematic experience down the line. I just want the OG cast back
>>218935248James Pottah is racist KKK member lol
>>218935248I was worried the production quality was going to be awful like One Piece and Percy Jackson but this actually looks good. The only thing that irks me is black snape. It’s too immersion breaking. Will watch the first episode at least.
>>218935248whoopi goldberg ahh
>>218936460Imagine being this ancient grandpa actor who decided to do Dumbledore due to knowing his time is getting nearer and nearer and wanted a role to help define his legacy only to get blindsided by the tranny debate and getting accused to facilitating genocide lol
>>218936547>The only thing that irks me is black snape. It’s too immersion breaking. Will watch the first episode at least.It's actually insane. The only way to even attempt to match the movie version is basically by making him very book accurate, so you double down on him being a physically offputting vicious incel with a book accurate appearance. New guy looks like he finna rap and bust a cap
just fuck my shit up
>>218935248Can't wait for the scene where he teaches them keeds how to make polydrink potion.
>>218936209this. the show looked like modern day drama slop instead of a fantasy show.
Holy shit this is worse than I expected.
Am I the only one who finds Harry Potter looks like some 40 year old lesbian?
>>218936729>his pet project is localised polyjuice for muh deek so he can make BBC a (temporary) reality
>>218935248This just lacks the magic and whimsy of the first two movies. Difficult to explain how but it's true.
>>218936460Unfortunately he is too old. Doubt he will get to the more interesting parts of Dumbledore's character.
>>218936368>don't care so much that you wrote all that and had to post in this thread to let us know you don't carewoah
>>218936818I don't know why people hate of them, like Terry Gilliam grumbling that they were shit and how HP movies only got good when Alfonso did PoA. The three leads obviously have underdeveloped acting skills but beyond that, what is the issue? Even the fucking posters for Stone some of that 'old' Hollywood soul by being a Drew Struzan creation rather than photoshop slop
Why didn’t they cast him? It’s not like he’s doing anything
>>218936847Surely a man of his age had to go through HBO-paid physicals to assess his robustness before they decided to go ahead with him? It would be comically negligent if they didn't do that
>>218936915not british
Am I crazy for thinking Ian McKellen would've been a better choice for Dumbledore?I get that he's already Gandalf but like... come on?
>>218936907Oh shit, a whole minute of my life gone, woe is me.
>Anton Lesser as Ollivanderyeah I'm thinking kino
>>218935248>>218935790Huh ??? Thats Snape ??????? I thought it just some Random student
>>218936911As far as I’m concerned, Columbus was the only director that cracked the code.
>>218936058Tracy Chapman
>>218936915Hear me out... I know he plays Bill in the OG series but who cares/
>>218936058>the nigga wizard has fucking black LEATHER cloak.Is this supposed to be self-aware or i'm seeing too much?
>>218936964He's going to have wizard fatigue and even at the time when he was floated as a name for Dumbledore after Harris died, he shot it down because Harris himself attacked McKellan as a soulless actor so he felt it wouldn't be appropriate to usurp the role
>>218935248It looks so bad it's not even funnyAre they seriously going to make it a grim-serious show, when the first book was all whimsy and child-like?They missed the mark so fucking hard I can't even. THE LATER BOOKS IS WHERE IT GETS DARK AND SERIOUSAVADA KADAVRA! DIE HBO
>>218935248>hermione is indian and snape is africanlol
>>218936911>PoAMost overrated potter film
Mad kino. Seethe chuds, this will be the biggest TV show of all time
>>218936994This is the one saving grace. Partagaz always steals the show.
NRRRRRRRRRRRRAH
>harry getting beaten and threatened with scissorsSo we're already doing grimdark right off the bat.This should be an entertaining trainwreck at least.
>>218936964It should've have been Hugh Laurie, John Lithgow is TOO old, and it's on the book 5 and 6 that he actually need to do action stuff, the guy will be ancient when they finally get to make those seasons, almost 90 by the time of book 5.
>>218937121>Mad kinoWhy do I feel a strong smell of curry emanating from this post?
>>218937170It's literally in the book retardYou are the perfect example of the sort of out of touch boomer-tier philistine who critiques this show while having 0 clue
What house would he belong to
>>218937227Everyone knows jeets are cheap to get for shill campaigns.
>>218937175Or Jude Law. He's one of the few saving graces of those shit prequel movies.He feels like Dumbledore.And he's young enough that he won't die before the series ends.Just dye his hair.
>>218935684It looks like absolute dogshit, but you're completely right about how these manchildren are going to watch it.You can simply see it in their posts
Hermione's that unique brand of mystery meat where she looks white in some lighting and brown in others
>>218937276Great choice too.
>>218937175That's actually quite a good call. Big enough name on par with Lithgow, is fit for his age and can easily look older with makeup, and he's shown that he has range. He may have even sweet talked Fry into playing a role, who, despite being a bloviating pseud, is still regarded as some national treasure in the UK
>>218937306I will hate watch it
>>218937227>gets told to seethe>does it right on cue like a good boymidwit peasant
>>218937263Ok? Doesn’t mean it’s necessary. Columbus understood that it needs a whimsy first go of it.
>>218935676that would be the highest order of comedykino and I would watch every episode with my friends and family
>>218936911You were already told why, SEAcel plebActual directors and people that enjoy film, Columbus is seen as a studio director while Alfonso(at the same time) was wasn't. Every other movie after PoA and before it are studio suits trash no better than Marvel movies
>>218937306>It looks like absolute dogshitNo, it doesn't, but it's obligatory for the 4chan chud archetype of NPC like you to say soKeep spinning that dialogue wheel
They should’ve taken a relatively young actor (40s/50s) and made him look old for Dumbledore. Not that I have a problem with Lithglow but if there are longevity concerns it’s an easy solution.
Why are they referencing the films so much instead of the books? It feels like every costume, set and concept designer was like >nah they already did it good enough
>>218937375>You were already told why, SEAcel plebDidn't see any replies last I check that thread, I'll do an archive dig now.
>>218937306I dunno honestly.I think making it into a series will actually work against it.Especially in the earlier books that are like 200 pages long.There is enough plot for a 2 hour movie. A 10 hour season? I don't think so.I can see people checking out out of boredom.
>>218937345>A-adapting the book faithfully is bad actually!! Oh so you're just literally retarded, calling you a philistine was too generousTime to find a different thread to larp as a sentient person, you flamed out fast here
>>218936058Snape looking like he belongs in Anime House
>>218937441...There is no reply on that thread to my post from last night. You've mixed me up with somebody else.
>>218935916I was worried they'd go this route since it's HBO.
>>218935248Might as well put Klingons in HP fuck it dude
>>218937336>midwit peasant>I'm 1000% brahmin, you bloody bastard bitch
>>218937493Oh no, my mistake. You did reply. It's not really much of an answer though
>>218936058Better than I expected actually, I'm kind of not mad at this casting anymore. Obviously it's not ideal but I can live with what they're going with
>>218937131DEH
>>218937410It doesPost your top 10 films of all time and I'll show you why I'm better than you, 2020s teen
>>218935248That’s obviously the cave troll from the dungeons
>>218935248I thought Nick Frost would've been good as Hagrid but it sounds like he isn't emulating the billowy deep voice that Robbie Coltrane had, shame. Doesn't sound like Hagrid at all.
>>218937329See what I mean? They'll consoom this trash and come up with elaborate excuses as to why
The light from the lumos spell doesn't even fucking reflect on snape's face, it looks so fake like it's a cheap After Effects work, how can they fuck up something so simple?
>>218937445>I dunno honestly.>I think making it into a series will actually work against it.Hopefully that means they will give us some new content.I'd love to see an episode focused on only one of the characters, like a side-story or smth
>>218937482In some cases yeah. The books aren’t perfect and some things need trimming and some things don’t translate to camera. But you’re just a shitskin shill WB got for cheap, you wouldn’t understand.
>>218935676This is a common fantasy on Tumblr
>>218937582Sure it does. And you can and will keep saying that even when it's massively popular and a huge success. Because that's your dialogue wheelCall me an Indian next
>>218937636Practical FX are hard to come by these days
>>218935248COMPARE AND CONTRAST https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyHV0BRtdxo
>>218937410Yeah it does.
>>218937670>Implies the show is taking liberties by being le heckin "grimdark">Gets corrected, the scenes are actually from the book>>W-well the books aren't perfect!! Clearly they should have improved upon the books and stuff!Surely you're capable of seeing when you've taken an L. You'd literally be less than double digit IQ otherwise
>>218936058it's not just a horrible miscast, it's also a completely wrong characterization, snape is not supposed to look like he's in matrix, he's not cool, he's supposed to be a sad, pathetic lonely man who hates everyone and is hated by everyone.
>>218935790Look way too modern and half the sets look like a ripoff of the movies
>>218937329You are literally a content cuckold, which is a necessary part of the modern slop ecosystem.
>>218937690Wait you’re not Indian? So you’re shilling this shit for free? That’s embarrassing. At least Indians get paid.
>>218937742Heh, yeah. Blessings of kek upon you good sir. Btw my phone is blowing up with a bunch of real life people who aren't terminally online irony poisoned 4chan powerusers, they're all thrilled out of their minds. Let's see what happens when the show comes out. I'm sure you'll be proven right and not still being a miserable contrarian in the corner of your cum-stained bedroom, as usual
>>218936460I don’t even trust modern writers with actors as good as Lithcow. It’s the same reason I don’t want the next Doctor Who or Star Trek lead to be of great talent. The franchises are so far beyond saving, they deserve a long hiatus. They would just be dragging down any actor involved.
>>218937690Looks like my suspicions about you are right(I didn't think you were a jeet, but with the way you've randomly brought it up makes me believe you are some type of brown)I still don't see your top 10 film list either.
>>218937774Yeah but he’s popular, they even contrived a reason for him to show up in the play. I think even Draco is going to be written differently because of the movies, the deleted scenes, and his popularity.
Snape has turned into Lee Jordan and will comment the Quidditch matches now?
>>218937836>I'm sure you'll be proven rightUsually am, especially with the current state of Hollywood.
>>218937306>It looks like absolute dogshitPerfect adaption of the books and movies then
>>218935248snape looks based
>>218937847Yeah you got me, you're right as usual. What's next on the dialogue wheel. I'm a tranny? Have to scratch that one, trannies don't defend HP. Hmmmm. I'm.... a cuck?
>>218937836>>218938032You seem pretty mad for someone who isn't getting paid for this. Why is the reputation of this show such a sensitive subject for you?
good casting for the most part but something feels off about it.
>>218938032well uh you lost not-tr*nny
>>218938050>Y-you're mad! >A-and a shill!Spinning spinning
>>218935684I'm having a blast!
>>218936058>dreadlocksBlack I can live with but black culture doesn't make any sense for him. I think only london gangbangers would even have that? It's mostly an american thing I think. They are clearly trying to generate controversy.Also he's a wizard and skin color shouldn't even be a distiction for them so let's see the malfoys in dreadlocks too.
>>218938032You'll have to post in the recent thread on /p/ to prove it's not photoshop >>>/p/4501719 Again you still haven't posted your top 10 list. Why are you so scared? Do you already know who I am or something?
>>218937871I’m sure they don’t want another Homelander situation where IRL racists and incels gather around Malfoy and use his scenes out of context.
At first I thought Snape was Danai Gurira, and i couldn't figure out which character she was supposed to be.
>>218935248I don't see race.
>are you really Harry Potter?>*cumshot*
>Heh, yeah. Blessings of kek upon you good sir. Btw my phone is blowing up with a bunch of real life people who aren't terminally online irony poisoned 4chan powerusers, they're all thrilled out of their minds. Let's see what happens when the show comes out. I'm sure you'll be proven right and not still being a miserable contrarian in the corner of your cum-stained bedroom, as usual
>>218935248probably the worst thing i've ever seen
>>218938198i wish I could upvote this more than once. happy kek day
>>218935676>>218935778>>218937680It's one of the weirdest insistences that Tumblr has about HP
>>218938248tumblr does it with everything, its guilt over consuming something with a monoracial cast.
>>218938225you have been muted for "expressing desire to create duplicate accounts for the purposes of karma farming"read the rules on the sidebar
>>218935248>already calling it by book name instead of just the IPThis isn't going to last more than 2 seasons.
>>218936421He's 80 years old he's not making it to the end of the show
>>218937836normies are trash
>>218938367I hope you put a lot of money on that prediction, certainly someone with your perspicacity deserves it
>>218935684I loved the trailer, it's just that most of the characters need a recast.
>>218938475This. I just sieg heiled my screen for you blood brother. o7
>>218937836>people who dislike product are weird>people who like product are normal>we're having a blast>vocal minority>>218938092>i'm not spinning, you're spinning! you're not allowed to have a negative opinion!Normal people who aren't invested don't piss their pants in rage over people criticizing a trailer.
>>218938139bumpDon't run away to other threads now
>>218937871>Draco is going to be written differently because of the moviesNo he won't. Everything about Slytherin will be made to resemble MAGA
>>218936058Come here pottah with yo bitch ass moma's eyes, stupid fucking bitch
>>218938718Holy boomer moment. Nobody gives af about "MAGA" anymore It's embarrassing how out of touch some of you chuds are
>>218936953So is Lithgow and he is playing Dumbledore.
>>218937690>massively popular and a huge successThe right won’t like it due to nigger snape and the left will be browbeaten by trannies into not liking it either due to JK Rowling. So I’m not sure about that.
Where are the jokes? Lacks any of the british charm the original series had.
>>218935248
>>218938367It's going to do great among the middle aged women demo.
The music alone makes this 0/10. Generic THIS SUMMER slop trailer music.
Don't like the cast but the set looks good, made me feel like a kid again ngl
>>218935248How popular is Harry Potter with kids these days? Or is the audience for this going to be women in their 30s?
>>218938248>Indian Harry goes to Hogwarts>the Patil twins try befriending him cause nice to see another Indian, speaking Hindi to him>Harry, who’s been raised white as fuck by the Dursleys, has no idea what the fuck they’re saying
>>218938854>Why are there no jokes in the 2:00 min teaser trailer?>Why was Harry not throwing quips after being abused by his aunt and bullied at school by his cousin?Are you retarded?
>>218938892They don't have music yet. This teaser was put together with the bare minimum, they haven't even finished productionNote that it's a TEASER, not the official trailer. That will come in four or five months
look at these big ass sweeping brooms kek
>>218938925Not as popular as it was but still popular. Due to this generation's media being so shit the kids these days all grew up on the same shit zillenials did. HP, LOTR, POTCThere's no concern about an audience existing anyway, literally everyone will watch this. We're like a decade removed from HP being the biggest franchise in movie history lol, we're all still alive who went to see it.Also, it will generate its own new audience. A lot of young kids will pick up HP because of this series. They'll be watching with their millenial parents
>>218938925This show isn't for kidsit's for adult children like picture related
>>218939088And anime. Kids love anime now.
>>218935684Looks like a parody, why is this even being made?
Christmas 2026 was a great move, reports were that it would be released early to mid 2027. Dropping it on Christmas will be fucking massive
>>218936058>canonically cucked by a smug whiteboyumm
>>218938993It's just generic trailer music, but I hate how insanely fucking loud it is. You can't watch the trailer at a reasonable volume for the voices without going deaf.Are the people making the trailers hard of hearing?
>>218935248Nigger Nogger
It begins
Kek
>>218939315>It beginsChuddie, maybe actually show any engagement with the post before pretending there is a pushback?
>>218939315BASED I can't wait for all the anti woke browns too shill this woke trash like they did the game full of blacks, browns, as*ans and a tranny herowe're gonna make sure those nepo babies get all the help they need!
>>218935248Every trailer for the last 15 years has been the same emotional crescendo, I can't fucking stand it
>>218939001The movies brooms had a better design.
OMFG
>>218935676>>218937373Indian Harry has been a popular thing in the fandom since around the late 2000s. There's fan art and fanfics about that.
Is the show also gonna have this generic ass music or is it for the trailer only?
>>218936058>>218935248lol it’s literally “Snape but also Blade but also Halloween Adventure” haahahahha
>>218935383
>>218939407Funniest thing in that game was how it had the tranny barkeep, and then people were complaining online about it’s voice acting and saying they hired a man to voice a trans character, only to be revealed the VA was trans too.
>>218939484>deathly hallows colorFucking dropped.
>>218939484She's adorable and captures Hermione perfectly, hope one day you realize how pathetic being such a mindbroken chud has made you, in the meantime you'll keep racially abusing children
>>218939484why did they let the black guy have dreads but made the latinx girl have retarded looking hair like this
>>218939545See >>218938563
Trannyism aside, JK Rowling's success infuriates me. Mediocre writer that got lucky
>>218935684>that awful open world slop videogame was boycotted and printed a billion dollar>now the sequel was put on fast track and its probably gonna connect to this series since they got all the rightschuds and reddit trannoids have no idea whats coming their way in terms of BTFO'in soon.
>>218939484>hiding the swarth in shadowKek
>>218936058>zipper jacketkek did any adult wizard have this in the og movies
>>218939588>LatinxMate she's a gippjeet, hence the smudgy dirty looking skin and jeeta hair.
>>218939484>Lets desaturate all the color from every scene
>>218939465Ah yes Potter, such a traditional Indian name.
>>218935916to be fair, most of the cold drab looking scenes we see are when harry is still in the muggle world but yeah hogwarts itself looks super dark. They just went with the stereotypical "modern HBO" look which is baffling. The movies have a unique and distinct tone to them which obviously gets visually darker as the series progresses but this show will feel dated like 5 years from now.
>>218939692Harry Pattar
I'm pleasantly surprised how hagrid sounds. Still a bit off but he sounded like how he should
what is the point of this? are they telling the exact same story again but with new castings? why did this need to be remade?
>>218939617Yeah..... sure Jan
Genuinely why though? all the other characters are pretty much recognizable why snape specifically?
>>218939617JK Rowling created a domino effect that ruined modern literature, she's the reason we got twilight, fifty Shades and similar shit
>>218939757The movies went to shit after the third one, despite being financially successful. It's been long enough since they ended to give it another go in a different format. We are now two generations of kids removed from the movies, it will be a completely new phenomenon
>>218939484They did her so dirty. She was cute as Matilda in the musical.
>>218939656No, wizards shoudnt have zippers at all, they’re a pretty modern muggle invention compared to how Wizarding fashion is set.
>>218935248>Niggerous Ape
>>218939803Shape is the tragic, misunderstood loner who was marginalized by the more popular, privileged kids. Kinda makes sense they’d blacken him of all characters.
>>218939853Harry Potter was far from perfect, I agree, that doesn't mean it needs to be "re-attempted"
>>218937175They're doing it on purpose so that Lithgow dies in between seasons like Harris. Then they get publicity from teasing the new actor and finally revealing someone popular. Marketing poetry.
>>218937774Someone like Adam Driver would fit. Even OG Snape was too pretty.
>>218936058You sure this isn't from Blade?
>>218935676There already is an Indian Harry Potter. India made their own film based kn the books before Warner Brothers did their live action adaptation.
>harry potter with netflix lightingEpic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyHV0BRtdxo
>>218939545Poor taste in lolis.
>>218939911Nobody cares what you think "needs" to happen, it's going to be the biggest tv show of all time and print money, it's an obvious slamdunk for WB, so they're going to do it.
>Can someone turn on a light i can't see Professor Snape!
>>218936791no i agree. it looks weird.
>>218935248This wizza lookin' ZESTY, this wizza lookin' MOIST, he's got sherbet in his lemons, he's lumos on his feet, he's a lil bit fruity, he plays for the other house, he dances at the other end of the winter ballroom, this wizza theatrical, this wizza good with transfigurations, this wizza gonna coordinate yo common room curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This wizza lifts cloaks, this wizza on the down low, this wizza be a toilet troll, this wizza gardens uphill, this wizza packs butterbeer fudge, he's a friend of Delphini, he feels the love that shall not be named, he loves to duel, he's of the Order of the Uranians, he indulges in the Beauxbaton vice, he has an antipathic sexual instinct, he's fluent in Parseltongue, he's a refugee from Azkaban, he's on the wrong nightbus, he beats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of them'...if you catch my drift.
How nick frost gets work is beyond a joke
>>218937445Retard, they can just do episodes of random classes and drama, they don't need to advance the main plot that much in every episode. People wanted to see more magic classes in the movies anyway.
>>218936847The only way he can do it is if they literally release a season every year or film all his separate parts first and worry about the other ones later
Jesus christ, what the fuck is this
>>218935248>BUCKUS BROKEN
>>218939971>obvious slamdunkStudios fumbled rings of power and wheel of time while HBO fumbled toward the end. Do not underestimate modern creatives and their ability to kill anything.
>>218939847kek
Akabur is crying right now
>>218939911Sure it does, it means there's an opportunity because the books weren't as well adapted as they could have been. Now they can be done properly
>>218939975it would be ironically funny if snape was really hidden in the dark and just turns on the light to scare the shit out of his students lol
>>218940025Mudblood
>>218937073>Hermjeeta :D
>>218938825Who do you think is writing this stuff
They really need to stop casting dark-skinned people because the lighting is never right for themThey always look extremely dull or hard to see in movies
>>218940048GOT was fumbled because the source material ran out and a couple of tv hacks had to come up with an ending, HP is finished and being personally produced by Rowling. It's also arguably the most valuable IP in the world. HBO won't mess it up lol, this is their golden goose
>>218937436So that they don't have to revamp their theme parks. This is unironically the main reason why everything looks the same as in the movies. There was no particular reason other than that and the nostalgia factor why they couldn't have gone with a fresh aesthetic.
>>218938825>>218939381brown fingers typed this
>>218940075>all the pvrebloods look like they walked straight out of nazi propaganda>mudbloods are shitskinswhat did the director mean by this?
>>218940086Nobody is getting a crush on THAT shit
>>218938825bro shifted from the Kamalaverse
>>218935248>Professor of the dark artsOh is going to teach them how to rob a convenience store produce little bastards and soak up welfare out of the government
>>218940131Warner can’t fumble this after Superflop. Harry Potter is their last Hail Mary to save them from total irrelevance.
>>218940025
>>218935248Wow I really liked it, got to me in the heart.They showed what we wanted which is implying they are taking everything from the books like Harry getting bullied and ending up on the roof.I like the new Hagrid a lot its nice to see how meek and joyful he looks, like a really kind guy who happens to be big. Love the Harry/Ron scenes that were so innocent and funny the eating the marshmallow and the roughhousing on the train all that kids stuff made me happy to see. Ron has a good look, he is more handsome imoMost other characters could grow on me.Sad about Snape but because this is being marketed more for Millennials to show their kids than Gen Alpha, they took the risk of the Snape casting because Millennials are big on DEI. It will be good for buzz anyway because of all the nerds replacing Snape with AI or judging the two.Overall I like the focus to fun and childhood innocence and promise of seeing everything I missed from the books.
Remember when Rowling said wizards shit themselves and use a spell to make it vanish? Why did that get memoryholed?
>>218940131>personally produced by RowlingOr at least the mold on her walls.
Imagine getting bullied by this thing
>>218940194lmaoooo so witty
It looks great
>>218940025a monke
>>218939484>we'll hire the mud monkey to appease the seething trannies (95% of nigger potter fans) and then we'll flatten the contrast so she looks whiter on screen
>>218940286>"The dark lord is gonna mog all over you, mudbloods!"
>>218940131Rowling has already stated that all she does is read the scripts and consult on stuff and it's up to the show runners/writers to decide if they're going to listenshe can't veto anything
>>218937770I wonder if you’ll keep this book faithful shit up when they remove snape getting hanged from a tree. I doubt it.
>>218940194It's called Defens Against the Dark Arts and Snape doesn't even teach it. Fake fan spotted.
>>218936729SHIEEEET NIGGA, YOU TAKE THIS SHIT HERE, AND YOU PUT IT IN THIS BITCH HERE
>>218940407He does eventually no?
>>218939883fucking kek
>What's the point if the movies already exist>As most of the teaser consists of scenes that were not adapted by the filmsKekOnly thing that did bother me was the color grading but one could argue that it was done intentionally for scenes set in "muggle world" in contrast to the ones set in Hogwarts which were more colorful. The whole teaser did look kinda dark but here I'm hoping it was done to hide away imperfections since Post-production-compositing isn't done yet.What gives me hope about the care put into this adaptation was the shot of Harry looking at the Weasleys through the train window with sad eyes.
>>218939484>>218940025Honestly they did an amazing job of finding Indian Emma Watson she looks exactly like her. Its just the Millennial Streamdark that makes her look bad.>>218939757Millennials want to get their kids into it but also have a reason to watch to see the deleted scenes basically.>>218940277Its in this tv show believe me
>>218940286Straight bussin frfr
>>218939966instead of magic HBO is more interested to show bullying.
>>218935248Why is everything so fucking dark?Do they not have lights in Hollywood anymore?
>>218940286isnt they supposed to be from the same year?
>>218940286whole trailer felt like a SNL parody, but this scene in particular was baffling. goofy ass bullshit
>>218937782no, the movies just looked like the 80s for some retarded reason
>>218935248Forget this slop, here's real, actual, unfiltered harry potter LUDOKINOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtnt84CDP
>>218935383>>218939484>it's levio-saar
>>218940472Light would reveal how low-quality everything is
>>218940472They're in a gloomy castle that doesn't have florescent lighting like your high school, dat mean it be darker in dere. hope this helps Jaden
>>218940564https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtnt84CDP-shere's the link
>>218940567100m per episode btw, but sure
>>218940577>doesn't have florescent lightingThey have magic light, retard
>>218937276I think Jared Harris would have made a good young DumbledoreGood actor and he sounds just like his father, the original Dumbledore, sometimesBut he wasn't pretty enough for Rowling's fujoshi fantasies I guess
>>218935633I'm amazed he's not a Paki, same with the Weasleys
>>218940608anon... 99M is going to the poor starving producers and execs.
>>218936058Should have kept the Michael Jackson wig
>>218940624Why are you hallucinating like an AI and just spinning up fanfiction? No, they don't. They have fire in sconces, like all castles. There is no "magic light"Dunning kruger moment btw
>>218940567
Not bad.
>>218939757Watching Viktor Krum rage quit the Quidditch WC Final by catching the snitch while down 200 points to Ireland makes it all worth it desu
>>218935849They need new face actors for the theme parks and also need the next generation to fall in love with it, for longevity of the theme parks and merch sales
>>218940272If millennials are big on DEI, why does every forced DEI product flop? Did millennials turn up for Ghost Busters 2016 or the Marvels? How are SNL’s ratings?
>Muggles could be here
>>218940641I was today years old when I learned Lane Price from Mad Men is the son of Dumbledore.
trannies are seething but onions consuming mutants are joyfully celebrating so im conflicted on how to feel about this...
>>218935248It still has that David Yates look to it, I hate it
>>218940984You're the latter pretending you hate the former in a desperate attempt at fitting in to cover up the fact that you're a tasteless goyslop consooming pleb
>>218940577First of all, they have magic, it can be as dark or light as they want.Secondly, your eyes can adjust to the dark, and have much more dynamic range than a camera or a tv screen, so unless it's pitch fucking black in there, it shouldn't look like that.Thirdly, even on the train, which has windows, and sunlight, Hermione looks like she's trapped in a cave.Finally, it's a TV show, it's not fucking real, I want to be able to see what's happening, not be watching vague silhouettes in the dark. At that point it might as well be an audiobook.Fuck you.
inb4 james bullied snape because of the color of his skin
>>218941236Hogwarts is no place for dark wizards.
>>218936069The first book is set in 1990, at the end of the Thatcher era. Everyone was depressed, there were riots over a new tax on *not being homeless* called the Poll Tax, and Princess Diana was the most famous person on Earth and her marriage to Charles was exposed as a sham: his infidelity with the current 'queen' was the worst kept secret. The opening set in 1979 when Voldemort reverse-Avakadavas himself, is a mirror of the wizarding world having a moment of hope because huge change is coming, and then nothing, because you can only sell-off the country's assets one-time in the case of Thatcherism, and most of Voldy's followers claimed to have been magically dominated and not in control of their actions. Rowling herself was living the consequences of being caught between a conservative society that didn't approve of single mothers, and the Thatcherite liberal one that said she was on her own. Her only life-line was what little remained of the post-war welfare state, hence she didn't later structure her taxes to reduce her legal burden as she saw them as paying for others in her position. She was a first-time author, but these facets of British society at the time are all reflected in her first book. The Dursleys are the typical middle-class family of the time.In the trailer, their home is appropriate, but the comprehensive primary school should be an unlit and dilapidated shit-hole where the ceiling is collapsing and there's water everywhere. It looks too much like a 21st century academy school. Harry's jeans at the train-station are NOT what kids were wearing in 1990; they are far too loose-fit, and he would not be wearing trainers, but gym pumps or his school shoes. Only rich kids had trainers, which he was, but he only just found out. The London Underground of course looks too clean, as does King's Cross Station. It should all look far more depressing, and the contrast with Hogwarts a lot stronger.
>>218941227Didn't read your reddit-spacing midwitticisms>>218941375Did read
>>218939484Top actually looks like a Stacy holy.
>>218940873He and his frog-like mouth would've been a kino choice (assuming he would even want to follow his dad in that role). Lithgow is good too though.
Every single bit of imagery in this trailer is lifted from the movies, it has nothing new to offer beyond a more slavish recreation of the books. How can normies get excited to watch the same stories rehashed endlessly?
>>218941786They had a whole collection of (book accurate) art they could have used as visual reference
>>218941340you mean they're not allowed to *snort* practice *wheeze* black magic?!
DEH! :DDD
>>218939692Hairy Patel
>>218935248Snape? More like Ape
>>218935684Don't care, didn't read
