MOM BATHROOM!
this shit was peak in 2006
>>218936575>watching paid advertisement
>>218939727Who is targeting you this time dear?
>>218939705Yes WoW used to be that good
Back when media would parody gamers and gamers would enjoy it
>>218939809WoW was always shit and was the normalfag slop back in the days.It was the equivalent of Fortnite, a cartoony casual game played mostly by kids.
>>218936575And this is what caused my scat fetish. Thanks trey and matt!111
I always thought the overanimated stuff was funny as a kid. Now I realize the more typical routine animation is better.
>in b4 the audio of the kid shitting his pants while playing Mafia 3 while his mum shouts at him to not shit his pants and to go to the bathroom (no I won't post it)
>>218940957YOU ARE SHITTING YOURSELF
>>218940957nah yeht!
>>218940957SHIT IS COMING OUT OF YOUR ASS! YOU ARE SHIT..TING..YOUR..SELF !
>>218940957post it
>>218940957I had a younger family friend who got babysat at my house and if you didn't stop and remind him he would piss himself while playing video games. But he was around 8 to 10 years old that shit blew my mind.
>>218941081come into my head whenever I'm putting off going for a poo before finishing something
>>218941774you wouldn't have minded if it was a dog. fucking creep
>>218936575>i worked at blizzards- my dad was in the south park episode
>>218941081>>218941336Not yet.
>>218941774This is one reason why ass cancers are a thing fir young people, becuase they will hold their shit in just so they can finish a raid in wow
>>218942037Talk about an industry plant amiright fellas
>>218939897No this isn't true at all zoomer, especially not about being played mostly by kids.
>>218942675>especially not about being played mostly by kids.This was especially true lmao, everyone at my school was playing WoW and everyone you met was around that age, which was 12 ish.
>>218936575One of the best episodes
>>218936575if your character dies in WOW do you die in real life?
>>218941564nah yeh
>>218936575Truly Kino ep
I can't believe gold farming this game is how steve bannon got rich.
>>218939932I got a scat fetish from this show, but not this episode
>>218943944it would be extremely painful
>>218947426Was it the one where Randy spun like a top as a human sized shit came out of his ass?
>>218936575>south pa complains when gamers are gaming>also complains when gamers rise upMAKE UP YOUR DAMN MINDS!!
>>218947911Nah, it's the fecal transplant one
>>218942712You're fucking retarded. We had one 12 year old in our guild and it was an anomaly because he was based. Everyone was at least in college or college aged.
>>218936575watched the latest season and it was mind numbingly unfunnymy little brother was going on about how the trump and kirk jokes would be so funny and it wasnt we watched it in silence not a single laugh
>>218941774Bro 8 years old is old enough to be fucking potty trained.
>>218940957it was her fault for not getting the bowl for her son
>>218949587Remember when people would scream at you and call you MAGA if you said this?...oh wait, that still happens.
>>218940957Hey!
>>218950283They're right
>>218939932you shouldve got it from Scary Movie 3 you weird faggot
>>218939897>he wasn't part of it
>>218949420thats barely old what are you 19?
>>218941081>heh I don't think so
>>218950774I could care less if someone makes fun of Trump but nobody has ever been as funny as he is naturally, the south park shit was cringe as hell and even worse they repeated it the entire season
>>218936575stan disappeared from his computer
>>218936575I didn't know Asmongold made a Southpark cameo! What episode was this?
>>218951226So? Doesn't mean I can't fap to it
>>218939705I used to watch South Park while I lied in bed with my ex-girlfriend in her little apartment at college. It’s hard to watch now even though years have gone by. I've found another woman and I love her, even dated her longer at this point, but it's not the same. I'll never know the passion that I felt with my first love again, and I guess I'm alright with that. Smile that it happened as they say. Christ, I need a mother fucking drink but I told myself I'd cut down and not drink until the weekend. Lord give me fucking strength. Goddamn it. I quit smoking too.
>>218951750Drinking literally only makes things worse. Don't do it.
>>218949514>We had one 12 year old in our guildWhy would you brag about grooming a 12 year old online?
>>218951750>>218951986>my ex-girlfriend in her little apartment at collegehttps://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/%20my%20ex-girlfriend%20in%20her%20little%20apartment%20at%20college/Know your pasta. It could your life one day.
>>218940957>"Hey ChatGPT, What are aspects of Nietzsche's Superman?"1. Self-Creation (Value Creator)The Übermensch doesn’t just follow inherited morals (like Christian humility or societal norms). Instead:- They create their own values- They decide what is “good” based on life-affirmation, not tradition2. Rejection of Herd Morality- Conformity- Obedience- Mediocrity- Moral systems that prioritize weakness or samenessThe Übermensch: -Stands apart from the crowd- Is willing to be misunderstood or rejected- Lives independently of mass opinion3. Will to Power- Not just domination over others- But self-mastery, growth, and creative forceThe Übermensch:- Channels this into self-overcoming- Constantly pushes beyond their current limits5. Affirmation of Life/Amor fati (“love of fate”)- The Übermensch says “yes” to life in all its forms, including suffering.- Embracing everything that happens, not wishing it were differentRelated thought experiment:- Would you live your life over again exactly the same (eternal recurrence)?- The Übermensch would say yes.6. Beyond Good and EvilThe Übermensch moves past traditional moral categories:- Not “evil,” but beyond simplistic moral binaries- Evaluates actions based on whether they enhance life, strength, and creativity8. Loneliness and DistanceThe Übermensch is often isolated:- Few people understand them- They cannot fully belong to the “herd”>Nietzsche saw this as a cost of greatness.
>>218940957https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaMFveebhFwKek you can hear the wet sounds.
>>218940957He actually has multiple videos of shitting while playing games.
>>218936575I think South Park peaked(post prime) after their three episode cloverfield/Guinea pig episode saga.That’s when they started to make longer storylines and be less episodic. Kept getting worse from there.
>>218949514Anon you were playing the equivalent of Fortnite back in the days, a cartoony casual game. You are bragging about being the normalfag cattle gamer
>>218952999The Trips of Truth of Southern Sri Lanka.
I had a "friend" who unironically did this (his anal sphincter didn't work)
>>218954039He pooped all over his mom?
>>218954079No, she'd constantly check if he had gone to the bathroom because otherwise shit would come out of his asshole involuntarily.She'd do this by sniffing his ass like a dog
>>218940957>kidwe all know it was a grown ass man anon
>>218939897i'm sorry you missed out
>>218954785I played proper MMORPGs back then, not the fortnite of MMORPGs
>>218951750stay home nigger, last time i told myself i wouldn't have a drink i did got an 8 ball and maxed out my credit card raw dogging a stripper. just stay home, beat off and cry, thank me tomorrow
Gen-X humor is just piss and shit.
>>218952122Wow it's not even funny or cringy, why is this a pasta?
>>218954821if you played any MMO other than WoW you were legitimately a fucking loser
>>218955133No, I was an adult and not a kid.
>>218954821You sound pretty mad that you missed out
>>218949835I think my place was the first time he played something like Xbox live and it was intense for him. Thankfully he turned out to be an alright dude and not a spaz.
>>218954821Dude, there is like a documentary on people who played Everquest and they played that game for like forever. Some of those guys addicted to Everquest did not survive their addiction.
>>218955148that actually makes it worse, you were a full grown adult playing more time intensive and less exciting MMOs. talk about mega loser
>>218955009>why is this a pasta?/r9k/ bait
>>218936575Had this happen yesterday while playing league of legends
>>218955380>people who played Everquest and they played that game for like forever. Some of those guys addicted to Everquest did not survive their addiction.>game is named Everquest>name implies the quest goes on forever>people die after playing it their whole livesSounds like these people get their money's worth.
>>218955380holy frick that's messed up dude
>>218955380Link? I want to know how someone can be that addicted.
>>218949514I ran a guild in WoW at 12 years old and convinced everyone I was at college. Played it with my also 12 year old cousin who did the same.
>an episode shilling world of warcraft>shilling a song from the solo album of the kiss singer>everyone thought it was amazingThey were really on another level at that time
>>218956204That song was real? I thought it was just a joke song
>>218939897Holy made up story lmfao. Is this what you do to feel better about not being able to experience it?
>>218956243Yeah lolhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Live_to_Win
>>218936575Why do moids think poop and diarrhea is so funny?
>>218956063EverQuest wasn’t the same game as WoW. The results of playing WoW ran up against diminishing returns the more you played until you were eventually wasting your time. EQ didn’t quite work that way.
m0ar h0tp0ckets
>>218956255Why are you defending normalfag slop so much? Are you one of those addicted to the game because you played it as a kid/young-teeanger?
>>218956204>shillingAnon, it's okay to enjoy things and then take the things you enjoy and shove them into your creations. You're not going to call them shills for the trapper keeper episode even though it's just Akira "shilling" or good times with weapons when its just anime "shilling" god I hate zoomers and their shitty outlook on everything.>>218956243Yeah, the whole album is fucking shitty and they put it in the episode because it's essentially a self parody. A lot of old 80s rockstars and shit released these weird shitty 2000s albums around this time and they all sounded similarly bad, including ozzy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx2u5uUu3DE&list=RDvx2u5uUu3DE&start_radio=1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViMk9WKT-dM&list=RDViMk9WKT-dM&start_radio=1
I met two girlfriends through WoW and eventually married oneMy entire friend group played it well into our 20s, it was like discord with a fun game attached if you played with friends
>>218956255he's not wrong, every fat white kid at my school played this shit. their parents and some teachers got into it too.>chuck norris mr. t southpark LEEROY JEEEEEEEEENKINS so randum xDand there's absolutely nothing wrong with this either, unironically. better than globalized brownness
>>218956292I thought it was meant to be a parody of all those other generic action movie songs, I even thought it was Trey singing it with the voice being adjusted a bit. Song lyrics like "Live to win til you die" is the tackiest shit ever kek.
>>218954855This, God i miss mongering but in this economy?
>>218956395they worked with Blizzard and had a WOW free trial code on the dvd release of that season. Trapper Keeper is completely different. And I don’t care I just think it shows how much clout south park had at the time that nobody even cared and trusted it was just something they liked
>>218956402When did you get divorced though?
>>218956369Anon, look at the retarded things you're saying and step away from the computer for a bit and touch some fucking grass. Jesus christ. Yeah, of course I played it as a teenager, I played every fucking MMO. I played Ultima, Everquest, Asheron's Call, Dransik, Ashen Empires, Galaxies, WoW, and everything after(currently playing Project Gorgan).When I played WoW in 2004 the most common aged person I was playing with in my groups/guilds, and even at work were people in their 30s. In fact I still keep in touch with quite a few of them but most don't play MMOs anymore. WoW literally launched at the peak of like 80s nerds lives(careers kicking off and making good money). Like, my cousin was in his 30s working in a lab but would get off work get drunk and play WoW with friend and people. Didn't even play with me because there was less communication with that shit back in the day. Just started talking about it at Thanksgiving or whatever and he was an alliance fag and I was horde.
>>218956543That literally just made the content better, it doesn't make it shilling. Also WoW trial codes were like fucking AOL trial discs back in the day they were everywhere. It would make sense to include it because people would probably watch the episode and want to play. You're too fucking cynical and need to take a step back, take a deep breath, and enjoy life more.
>>218936575WoW used to be a great game
>>218956292>>218956395these songs are terrible
>>218956442Anon WoW never had more than 12 million players peak. Believe it or not, while it was big it wasn't every single person playing it. It was every type of specific nerd playing it and back in those days people didn't advertise that they were nerds because it wasn't cool.You're looking back at it going "yeah man even normal people like teachers and parents got into it!" but those people were just masking that they were normal people because back in their day being a nerd meant getting your ass kicked and no one respecting you.
>>218956572See you just proved my point, you were a teenager that consumed slop because it was the most popular.WoW was and has always been normalfag kiddie slop, you played it yourself as a kid
>>218956669They sure were, and we had to suffer through that shit sometimes. Nothing worse than being stuck at work with only a radio and no cd player, or bluetooth(especially BT that shit was early still and only certain people had transmitters and the like).
>>218956625I’m not saying it was actually shilling it, but if some show did something like that it would be seen that way. South Park was like teflon don at that point
>>218956762Nice ad hominem
>>218956786Not to the same extent since it's south parks bread and butter but other major shows pretty much all referenced WoW at the time. Shows, books, etc. always reference pop culture.
>being nostalgic for paid advertisementThis is the exact same thing as making basedface when your favorite show makes reference to something like Marvel.
>>218956781>old job only had radio playing>always tuned to boomer generic rock station because of boomer boss>if he was out, everyone would change the station to something else>but everyone would run to change it back if the boss was coming back or else he'd go into boomer rage and bitch about the music and rage at however changed it
>>218956856I don’t recall another show as big in the culture making an episode about WOW with help from Blizzard at the time
>>218957005God I fucking hated those times. I had the exact opposite experience. Music is a huge part of my life, and of course in my young days you might as well have said was my life. I would have an aneurysm every time the faggots would turn it to the pop station. I don't even hate pop music or rap or anything but I already fucking loathe the radio, and that it's 90% ads with 1 song every 15 minutes and pop stations and country stations were just the fucking worst of the worst.
>>218957055https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj68dD1ZeAIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6ZnbpOw0MkJust off the top of my head
>>218957005>WE ARE THE SULTAAANS OF SWING
>>218957055https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vj5YCEfG8Zc
>>218957082Radio just sucks on the whole, it's only ever the hits that have been played into oblivion and it's always on repeat. That boomer station would often play some of the same songs twice within an hour and it would make me absolutely pissed since the radio jingle shit in-between songs would also say "No repeats,just more hits" and it wasn't fucking true.
>>218957178Yep. I cannot believe that in 2026 there's still people that use the radio but apparently a lot of retards still do and get pissed off when you call them out on it.
South Parks whole thing is making entire episodes about popular things. They also are always easy to tell if it's something Matt and Trey enjoy or if it's something they hate. Funny how no one calls the cred special a prime shilling episode. Southpark also made a bunch of shit and got added to Fortnite but no one calls it shilling.
>>218957238My ex-gf would listen to the radio in her car, in fucking 2025. She had CarPlay and would always have her phone connected to the car, but would still put on the radio instead of streaming music. It's unbelievable. Even restaurants and the gym I go to have playlists selected by staff now (some pop slop hits still but also some good shit mixed in there too).
>>218957178>That boomer station would often play some of the same songs twice within an hour and it would make me absolutely pissed since the radio jingle shit in-between songs would also say "No repeats,just more hits" and it wasn't fucking true.kek
>>218957333It's so weird to me because being able to use your phone as a custom ad free radio has been available for like 15 years. Cars have had bluetooth before android auto and car play. Besides things like I mentioned with transmitters becoming coming for peoples phones who still had old cars. Like, even in 2005 when I got my first car I and everyone I knew had CDs or burnt CDs and never touched the radio. Yet there's still people til this day that are acceptable listening to ads on the way to work and shit. It blows my fucking mind. Radio should be dead and gone.
>>218957437Same. I had an 80s car that came with a stock CD changer in the trunk and I loaded that thing up with CDs of my own music. Then with 90s and later cars, you could even find aftermarket dongles that you could hookup and hide in the glovebox to stream music.News radio makes sense but that's it, and I've only ever used that when I heard of some crazy event before leaving for work and wanted to hear the live updates.
>>218936575Is this the most perfect episode of tv ever?
>>218952743
>>218952743Mafia 3 sucked, so I don't get why someone would hold in their shit just to keep playing longer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXX8URSUWm0
>>218941774He was probably autistic
>>218941774My parents had a massive TV cabinet that took up most of the wall and had multuple doors, so I used to open one of parts that was empty and pee in there since I was too lazy to go down the hall to the toilet. I guess it leaked out and soaked into the carpet since it took weeks for them to find out until they caught me peeing in the cabinet.
>>218957910what the fuck man
>>218940957Life really does imitate art
>>218936575This is way too much and can not be a real thing. How messed up is someone to think of that. Like robot chicken
>>218957323Anon they litearlly worked with Blizzard doing that episodes and did promotions for the game >>218956858
>>218936575This is basically /v/
>>218958459I had some really nerdy friends in highschool that lived like that. Old soda bottles everywhere, old food boxes, the room stinking of BO and food, and some that unironically had piss bottles. I can't say for sure if they shit while gaming but one of the various empty plastic containers around the room could've easily been for shitting.
>>218936575>no gif
>>218956547I havent gotten divorced, celebrated our 13th anniversary in October
>>218958832I'm always confused on why Kyle disappears from his computer but his character keeps playing. That's a massive fuckup.
>>218958849Is she heavy though? Based if she's thin.
>>218959159we've both been all over the place desuI was thinner when we started dating, she was thinner when we got married, now we're both fatties
>>218959325Based that you both had a thin phase though, what happens after marriage is whatever.
>>218958478Working with blizzard doesn't make it shilling. I don't understand how you guys do not understand the nuance of that.
>>218939897WoW ruined gaming and nerd culture.
>>218959639It was probably the first game that really really normalized gaming to normalfags.
>>218959639Nah, what ruined gaming and nerd culture was women and executives. Everyone tried to chase what WoW had but without the magic and all the boring corporate bullshit behind it and suddenly nerdy things became trendy and half of all women split off and made it their personality.Now, I'm not even complaining about nerdy women or acting like they didn't exist already. The point is that being a nerd is something you're not supposed to flaunt around and when it became acceptable to flaunt it around as a women everything went to shit and became lowest common denominator. You know why? Because women are the biggest market to sell to, and they are fucking easy to sell to if you push your products at them. Why make good things and passionate things when you can just check boxes and make sure you have the right paint job for women to spend all their paychecks at you. Even better, now women get their paychecks from publicly being whores. For the final nail in the coffin? Gen Z and Gen Alpha have no idea what the before times were like. All of this is normal and acceptable to them. So it's never going to go back to before this shit was unleashed.
>>218951750Kek haven’t seen this pasta in a while
>>218959639It happened long before that.
>>218956402>>218958849>ywn find love with a nerdy girl on a 2000's MMORPGsigh
I GOT A RING IN ERE LAST NIGHT
>>218942037How the fuck do I see someone post a PS meme the same day I remember him for the first time in a year?
>>218955620reading your shitty greentext gave me an aneurysmthanks for that
>>218945910steve bannon worked for goldman sachs you retard
>>218963456it's simple; i hid a tiny device in your attic to monitor and manipulate your brain activity.
>>218952743He's obviously literally retarded
>>218960250>Everyone tried to chase what WoW hadBy everyone i think you mean mmos? Which all suck. Wow always sucked. Basically a lot of aspects are gambling addiction, and the promise of a good endgame which is always on the horizon.
>>218960250Oh and the GRIND YOU COULD NOT PAY ME TO PLAY MMO actually you probably could but aint playin fir free, definetly not paying. Dead for a reason.
>>218936575GROSS - he's taking a Servius Snape into that bedpan!
>>218954821>I played proper MMORPGs back then, not the fortnite of MMORPGsi played EQ before WoW, we called WoW the carebear mmo because it was such babyshit, there were basically no consequences for dying etc.as much as the EQ mob grinding was autism soothing for me, i ended up enjoying WoW more for the pvp. still play vanilla in current year, Kronos5 fresh launches in a month and a half.if you want some kind of EQ itch scratched there's a private server set up for the ps2 version of the game called Sandstorm
>>218963551bannon owned a gold selling service around the wrath and cata expansions i think
>>218956320>The results of playing WoW ran up against diminishing returns the more you played until you were eventually wasting your timethere's always gold to grind, rep farming, alts to level and gear, or just getting good at pvp.for eq the majority of your time is autism farming the same pack of a few mobs then waiting 15mins for them to respawn.
>>218966025Not just MMOs, there's a reason every game has a battle pass and cash shop etc. They are chasing addicted customers who always need to play and be online.
>>218966025>Wow always sucked. Basically a lot of aspects are gambling addictionwhat about vanilla/tbc/wrath fits this description?did you not play until MoP?
>>218940957.....nooooo nah yehhhh....
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