BUSSIN

>>218937248
Would

>>218937248
what a gigachad

>>218937248
Rape

>>218937248
She's cute

>>218937248
>what's wrong, Potter? Having a cortisol spike?

Stealth Pedo thread

>>218937248
I bet you there was no discussion of this character's casting, he had to be white and blond.

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>>218937248
>broccoli head

based

>Plays the same archetype in lord of the flies
Already typecast

>>218937674
Nothing wrong with embracing your bully phenotype.

>>218937585
Then why aren't anons posting Hermione?

>>218937248
>Shook Potter?

>>218937248
Barron Trump?

>fr fr pottah

>>218937248
Looks like Josuke from Diamond is Unbreakable

>>218937248
pretty based 2bh. Looks like he's about to drop a bussin verse on the Tok

>>218937248
Mogged, potta?

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>>218937248
Looks similar to the kid in a webm I saved the other day

>>218937248
Are all the Slytherins going to be blonde whites?

>>218937248
Based

>>218937248
67

>>218937248
not intimidating at all, bad choice, but I doubt there are any Gen Alphas who don't have that permanent dead fish facial expression.

More like Fago amirite

Looks like a bitch. Which is how I remember him as. He never really recovered after getting smacked by Hermione.

>>218938242
>malfoy
>ever intimidating

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>>218937248
why are there so many homosexuals on /tv/
I thought this was a heterosexual board

>>218937248
Cute boy

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>>218937248
Lift, potta?

>>218937248
Is this lookmaxxing?

>>218938217
Of course and if they make it that far the entire backstory of shape is him being in love with Harry’s mom and Harry’s dad being an absolute cunt to snaps as kids

So Harry’s dad is going to be le evil racist

Entirely designed to be this way

>>218938374
The good news is every single one of these faggots has had all their post linked directly to their real life since FEB thanks to ape desperately needing to stop the pr*xy site spammers

>>218938374
pedophiles have lower standards

>>218938481
Tell us more about your untreated delusions

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>>218938217
No

>>218938334
at least make him look like he belongs to a wealthy family.

>>218937248
Why is potter still white?

>>218938242
Malfoy isn't supposed to feel intimidating at all.

>Malgoy

>>218937248
fr fr

Malboypussy

>>218938547
Delusions? You can read about it here
https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/108181785/

inaccurate, draco was described as much more ugly in the books

>>218937248
Need to see him plow hermione

>>218937248
I bet he has a real pink butthole

>>218937248
>potter lowkey caught lacking

>>218938833
Original movie Draco wasn't ugly either though.

>>218937632
The thing is that isn't HP supposed to be set in the early '90s? Why do they have 2020s hairstyles?

>>218937248
I got Barron vibes

>>218939009
if draco can be non-chuddy then snape can be black

>>218939041
because the people who make movies now are sheltered and can't abstract or imagine things that aren't in their immediate field of vision.

>>218937248
He's not my anything cause I won't watch a single episode

>>218939041
creative freedom bitch.

>>218939041
Broccoli head is not new, you silly child.

>>218937248
OI POTTAH
6 7
6 7

>>218939491
if it wasn't new, teenagers wouldn't be wearing it, retard.

>NORWOOD QUINQUE INFLICTO

>>218939364
>WHOOO'S WITH ME!!!!
Kys

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>>218937248
In a few years

>>218937248
this is looking to be kino

Why does he have a pompadour

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>>218937248
How many students will they make him sexually assault?

>>218937248
Brocclimus Maximus

>WATCH IT 'ARRY!

>>218937454
what did you mean by this

>>218937248
>Draco starts a podcast about muggle crime rates

>>218939758
>that webm
It's insane how delusional the left has become that they think white men are the problem in the west right now.

>>218939948
they know it's not true. it's propaganda.

>>218939983
You would be amazed how many leftist fall for this kidn of propaganda.

>>218937248
he was great in lord of the flies

>>218937248
zesty

Oh boy, now I wonder which bong actor is going to age the worst amongst the cast. Hope Harry grows into a tall chad and not a manlet.

>>218939041
they don't. aunt petunia looks straight out of the early 90s

>>218937248
hes doing the hand thing

>no paulie finger point edit yet

>>218937248
Hot

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>>218939948
um sweetie white men are the problem

>>218939758
I hope he gets sexually assaulted

>>218939758
At least the UK can acknowledge no one is into White women anymore

>>218940411
kek uk propaganda is on a completely different level

>>218938430
Just your average timmy

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>>218937585

>>218941990
We all know it's you Rajesh

All I need to see is the color of his hair to know that he has problematic views on racial purity and hierarchies.

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>>218937248
I claim him as my boywife

>>218939041
Because they don't care about anything. This is just a cash grab.

>>218939650
Yup all the handsome chads like Brad Pitt and leo looked like girls when they were kids thus boy will age the best

>>218938374
gay thread
gay board
gay site
if you don't like it then FOCK OFF WITH YE

>>218943313
kek

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>>218943328
he's already chadifying

>>218943482
Based

>>218943244
>>218943482
>The perfect femboy doesnt exi-
Imagine his tiny little bussy

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>>218943482
The death of the twink is such a tragic event

Looks like a Wyvern to me.

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I - just got a sudden desire to watch the lord of the flies

>>218943948
>>218944129
Damn

whats worse than a pedophile?

a gay pedophile. sage.

>>218939041
asking actors to change their normal hair is mean :(

>>218937585
Stealth? i felt it was pretty obvious

>>218943948
He's still a twink though

>>218937814
>crashing out potter?

He's gonna Make Hogwarts Great Again

>>218938040
Hair's not shitty enough for that.

If they'd actually cast a cute girl as Hermione we wouldn't be all fawning over this blonde twink. Now /tv/ are not just pedophiles again, but gay pedophines. It's Bran Stark all over again.

>>218937248
Rapeable

>>218943948
If you hit twinkdeath before 18 you were never a twink. The whole point of a twink is that they keep that appeal for at least early adulthood.

>>218937553
kek

>>218943313
>Dude, your mom was HOT!
>Dude, that's my dead mom!
>Dude!

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>>218939948
Don't forget about that horrible knockout game invented by roaming gangs of white men

>>218940744
it's a test for everyone else. once jews knows an entire race and country is cucked beyond belief, they spread it out. look at canada. 10 years of pure conquering, without so much as a "hey, cut that out!". it took decades to turn britain into a caliphate. it took 10 years turn canada into india.

>>218937248
Drumpf

>>218945978
What is the larger context of this? Did the fall to the ground leave him with larger brain damage? Can he not walk anymore or has impaired motor function? Did she lose the baby from something else they did? How is him getting knocked out the "worst night of [their] lives"? Like, yeah, that would suck and probably leave a dent in your pride (though getting sucker punched is not really something to be ashamed about), but you're still having a baby, and got that huge promotion.

>>218937248
Finally a cute character in the show

>>218946627
iirc she lost the baby from the stress and then they moved to a rural backwood to start a new life and got eaten by cannibals

>>218939948
Leftists HATE white men and want them gone. If that means flooding nations with violent, savage rapefugees to do it, they’ll happily open the gates. That’s how deranged they are.

>>218946685
>and got eaten by cannibals
Nah. He gets murdered by Shelby for banging an immortal witch. She gets murdered by ghosts that were created by the witch.

>>218946685
Okay I did some digging and this shit is from the sixth season on American Horror Story, did that show just fall off hard?

>>218947009
>did the schlock teenage girl horror show keep being a schlock teenage girl horror show
what were you expecting

they got literally everything right the first time around, why tf are they making this damn TV show

>>218937248
Magecels are SEETHING

>>218939948
>>218946820
whites are like the new blacks, ie the most oppressed people in the world, but if blacks had ACTUALLY ever been oppressed (we know they weren't)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A--rMdBSHmU

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>>218937248

there are millennials who are going to be watching this until they're in their 50s

>>218937248
At least he looks germanic albeit like a faggot

>>218947046
It's not a teenage girl horror show. It's a gay horror show made by a literal faggot.

>>218937814
>>218945343
Lold hard

>>218948058
The demographic overlap between fags and teenage white girls is a concentric circle.

>>218943313
This jew is getting mogged hard you faceblind autist

>bully villain is white and blonde in the book
>actor has to be white and blonde because 'authenticity'
>bully who's secretly a hero and gets bullied by other white characters
>let's make him black for diversity points
It's so transparent.

>>218937248
>when a mudblood lowk bussin so you genuinely slime they ahh

>>218937248
grim

>>218937248
Unfortunately my Draco is still playing Draco because he's too pathetic to get another job.

I love how being a pedo is okay as long as you're gay

>>218951745
Best thing to do is keep the thread alive as long as possible and then show /pol/ and /a/ the mods deleting other threads while protecting gay pedos
works every time and someone always gets fired

>>218937248
whats with the Trump hair?

>>218937248

that lil nigga is wearing a ring

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I googled this kid and wtf is this

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>>218937248

>they still gave him a fat friend

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>>218937248
The fuck is wrong with his hair? It's like a blonde pompadour.

>>218937248
absolutely bussin

>>218937248
chat is this boy who lived real?

I'm being 1000% sincere when I say that the people responsible for this show deserve to die. Deliberate propaganda. They should hang.

>>218937248
He a good actor at all? Or is it his first role?

>>218939758
@0:35

CODE?

>>218955465
He plays the antagonist in lord of the flies a mini series from the BBC he's genuinely brilliant there , hateable af

>>218948266
Not remotely. The "people" who control the diversity points hate this whole production because muh jkr and hate the snape casting because now they can't call the sympathetic loser character an incel nazi without looking stupid.

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>>218937248
This should have been harry

>>218957150
this is better than the average anon sounds

>>218937248
Will he say nigger?

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>>218938439
>James Potter the ultrachud hangs Sevarius Snoop from a tree

>>218937248

Looks like Dennis The Menace

>>218947009
>did that show just fall off hard?
Not at all, it started absolutely fucking terrible.

>>218958102
lol he's sitting under a tree in the bullying flashback
this shit writes itself

>>218938374
Everyone here is a pedophile first before anything else.

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>>218937248
SHHEEEEESSSSHH

everyone looks like a lesbian

>>218946627
she got the ick when she saw him get beaten so they got divorced

>>218937248
Draco Malform

>>218947009
Opening to Season 7 after Trump won is hilariously unhinged. People crying and hugging each other. The reused male protagonist blends up cheetos and rubs them on his face.
Season 8 is apocalypse bunker and brings back the witches.
Season 9 is 80s slasher camp in the woods and is fucking great. Better than the rest by far.
Season 10 is drug that causes genius vampirism or turns you into a zombie if you aren't such a creative artist. Story revolves around guy and his loli daughter who was supposed to be the new Buffy. It's decent, or at least 6 episodes are. If there are more they were diversified and deleted.

Bonus: there is a webm of some homeless guy dancing while some people in the back are ODing/being beaten by police. The dance is from one of the seasons about the travelling freakshow.

>>218939041
>>218939229
>>218943269
the new series is quite obviously a ploy to jump-start the IP's popularity with a new generation of kids

Crabbe is blonde now too lol? They just can't help themselves

>>218937248
>IT'S FR FR
>HARRY POTTER SCRAPPLED TO MOGWARTZ

>You'll fig some Moggers are calm maxed Potter
>Weasleys are seething

>>218939041
because uk schools were still 96% white in the 1990s (they're only 60% white now)

>>218957150
low key bussin

not my draco
not my snape

>>218961635
not my sorting hat while we're at it

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>>218945978
>you can't be a fly nigga, if you raise yo hand

>>218961832
rape that kid in the ass and kill him

>>218952088
>someone always gets fired
lol newfaggot

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>>218937454
you're not just gay, you're also pedo. post reported to us gov. enjoy kharg deployment.

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>>218962282

>>218952088
>>218962845
Is this what happens when young /pol/tards discover other boards?

>>218937248
He looks like he would get bullied for being a homogay faggot in the time period the book was set in.

>reusing the same aesthetic and costumes from the movies
what the fuck is the point, it's like they're remaking the movies instead of making another adaptation
imagine if DUNC looked exactly like Lynch's Dune but with different characters

>>218937248
The actor looks good honestly

>>218937248
> the trump supporter white kid is going to bully the they/them harry potter and xer non-binary friends

>>218939948
>w-we are OPPRESSED!
You sound like a girl.

>>218937248
fr fr no cap!

>>218964633
>talking about trump on /tv/
you're straight clussymaxxing lmao
enjoy that cortisol spike m8.

>>218938217
There will be some black bullies but they will shake their heads and duck out in disgust when things get too heated. Everytime

>>218938374
It's a lefist board now. Hence why there are so many pedos.

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They don't call him Draco for no reason.

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>>218965267
>It's a lefist (sic) board now.

>>218965482
Thanks, I'll need it the next time I listen to a trannie speak

>>218964918
you sound triple boosted

>>218939758
>>218940411
>>218945978
Didn't they recent put out an PSA with a black men not taking no for an answer, and everyone on the left freaked out and called it racist?
They are so possessed with ideology that they refuse to acknowledge reality and choose to live in their liberal simulacrum instead.

>>218960184
Well, did he get to fuck all three of them?

>>218965856
>a trannie

>>218937248
67 fr

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>>218939650
>>218943482
Kek, accidental misunderstood villain arc it is.

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He was great in Lord of the Flies

>>218969253
Indeed

>>218943948
It's shocking that they seemingly have wrapped up shooting like a week ago. Those actors are already too old, how the fuck are they planning to do 7 seasons of this show. Those kids will be 40 before the half blood prince even drops.

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>>218962845
I said I would brush his hair. What the hell were you thinking you creep?

>>218969343
It wont last 7 seasons and they even know it lul

>>218937814
lmao

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>/tv/ wants to fuck 13 year old boys now

What the fuck is wrong with this site? I thought we were supposed to be against gays and pedos?

>on voldy's head mugga we gon kedavra yo shit up frfr

>>218969405
>4chan is anti-pedo
lol. lmao even.

>>218969405
Pro trump, equals pro pedo

>>218962845
Nah more like cozy Jerusalem embassy assignment where he gets to rub shoulders with kikes and talk about child raping 7/24

>>218969405
>now

>>218937553
>>218937814
>>218945343
This is how I know he's a good pick. I look forward to the memes. Looks like a proper git like Ron always called him.

>the Chamber of looksmaxxing
>the Jestergoon of Azkaban
>the Goblet of Skibidi
>the Order of the Rizzers
>the Half Mewed Prince
>the Deathly Cortisol Spikes

>>218969469
the pedos are on your side tranny, might want to take a look around

>>218937248
Race swapping Draco would honestly make the most sense of anyone. Plenty of rich Indians in the UK.

>>218969509
This should've been the entire thread and these faggots are posting AI Chad pics how they want to fuck a kid. The board is toast.

>>218937814
kek

>>218963454
I thought the same thing. It looks exactly the same. I know the world is established and has been for twenty years but this is just lazy. It visually looks the same in almost every way just slightly cleaner. The dark gritty shit is so played out and nothing looks magical at all

>>218969405
>now

AAAAAARGH HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR JESTER NAME IN THE GOBLET OF MOGGING YOU DAMN INCEL *ZAP* AVADA KEDAVRA
he said calmly as he points his Alpha Wand at Wizard and zaps him over and over

>>218963454
Watching the trailer was a bizarre experience. It clearly looks like the world of Harry Potter, but all the faces are wrong.

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>>218937248
I love how they didn't raceswap Malfoy, because le bad guy must be white and blonde/blue eyed

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>ALPHA MALE
>BETA
>JESTER
>INCEL

>>218969253
Might have to watch it. His hair looks better as Draco there, which more faults the reboot for creative liberties.
>>218969509
>>the Half Mewed Prince
heh

>>218969253
Pretty hot

>>218943482
Help I'm being mogged by a 14 year old

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>>218937248
>horny, Potter?

>>218937248
Is the Jeannette mccurdy

>>218971094
We all are

>>218937248
He was described as rat-faced in the books. Why do they keep making him handsome?

>>218969253
There was a new lord of the flies movie?

>>218957150
Lmfao

This entire website needs to be nuked in holy fire holy shit

>>218971337
It was a 2026 mini series

You know he's underage, right?

>>218937248
>Draco looks like a broccoli headed faggot
Fangirls are gonna schlick to this shit for decades

>>218969509
>>218970047
>Jester

Is that a thing now?

>>218971468
cope, seethe, dilate, the whole lot, laddy

>>218940411
What in the unholy fuck am I watching?

>>218971472
Dumbledore is canonically a groomer

>>218971472
Good

>>218937248
>mogs you
Harry Potter and Cortisol Spike

>>218957374
Because the average anon is an ESL third worlder. That image may contain zoomer memespeak but at least it's in english and can be deciphered with context clues. Some posts are so grammatically butchered I just give up trying to understand them after reading them a few times.

he finna troon out at some point
better finish the show before he does

>>218971337
It’s actually quite good as well if you can stomach the diverse casting

>>218971755
You wish

>>218971755
More likely to be a roided out animal.

>>218971755
Female Draco would have been kino

>>218939758
why are white people like that?

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>write never read the books

it shows

>>218939041

The show doesnt are anon. Get ready for a train wreck. Abandon hope get ready to laugh.

>>218937814
Fuck why didnt I think of this lol

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>>218939041
Fashion is cyclical. Look at these rich kids from 90s

>>218937248
Isn't Malfoy meant to be intimidating? He genuinely looks like a homosexual here. Like, actually. And it's not just the hair.

>>218972156
No

ala rickmann as snape was the best decision

>>218972156
13 year old boys look feminine, how shocking

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>>218972156
>Isn't Malfoy meant to be intimidating?
I don't think you quite remember what original Draco looks like.

>>218937248
>Ayo potter how many followers u got? I got 2 mil how u like dem apples

>>218971307
>He was described as rat-faced in the books.
Liar. If anything the one thing perpetually mentioned in the first few books was his swagger.

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>>218972193
>here is that 35 year old kid I was telling you about

>>218969405
>now
You obviously weren't here when /tv/ was spamming how much they wanted to fuck Bran back in Season 1 of GoT.
It got so bad the kid had to have his social media taken away because anons were spamming him with porn and screenshots of 4chan posts talking about how they'd rape him.
They're freaks and always have been,

>>218972438
How is Snape even supposed to be 35 when he went to school with Harry's parents?

>>218937248
>Twitter already filled with female pedos lusting over him
Why are women like this?

>>218938374
Pedos AND women. There are female adult gooners lusting over him all over Twitter RN

>>218972526
Because straight men encourage them by calling teen boys who were raped by adult women "lucky"

>>218937454
"would" throw you in a fire

>>218962845
Gays are pedos probably 50% of the time at least

>>218937248
I think that kind of design is made to make you hate white people. I already want to hate him because they make him too arrogant.

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Bets on which cast member comes out as non binary? My guess is Harry.

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Total faggot death
Now keep trying to pretend you dont see this thread you gaypedo faggot mod.

>>218972438
>>218972491
He was born in 1960, making him 31 at the time Harry begins Hogwarts

>>218972647
Husky Potter

>>218972647
He's gonna be fat in 3 years, you can see it already

>>218972156
Make me think to Jimmy from Ed, Edd n Eddy. He looks weak and irritating at the same time. Of course admirers of blonde twinks would say he is perfect.

>Despite the abuses, Harry Potter begins feeling an attraction towards the alpha male of the group and thus they began a forbidden relationship
HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR DICK IN THE ANUS OF MALFOY
Dumbledore asked calmly

>>218972654
Based Churka btfo'ing R*ssians

>>218939983
The ones making the propaganda know it’s not true. The left is a few psychopath puppet masters controlling a load of useful idiots who genuinely believe their nonsense

>>218972693
He's already fat

>>218972725
Kino

>>218937248
why is /tv so fucking gay? fags literally ruin everything

>>218937248
Where are the colours? This looks degraded like shit.

>>218971811
>tfw I was bullied by girls during puberty
>tfw I used to jack off to it when I got home

>>218969405
>election tourist discovers what this place is actually like
kino

>>218939538
what's new is cyclical, truly new things are a rarity.

>>218943269
Everything is a cash grab, no one is producing movies or tv shows out of the goodness of their heart or love for an IP.

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Does he have a fucking ring on his pinky?

>>218951745
>I love how being a pedo is okay as long as you're gay
Those anons are just getting into character to enjoy a series set in a British public school
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fagging

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>>218969405
Read the leaks from the hack last year. A good portion of the staff for this site is genuine trannys

>>218937248
>Unc Snape your potions be bussin'

>>218973838
>no one is producing movies or tv shows out of the goodness of their heart
passion projects do exist anon

>>218966087
this is a funny post because you don't realize how dumb you are

>>218973935
Low to mid budget sure, but unless they are self-financed like that bowling guy from Lebowski most ''passion projects'' are just PR hype.