>it’s a downgrade in every way
>>218939559Did you think it was going to be an upgrade in any way?
>>218939559>mystery meat hermione>nigger snape>zoomer haircut draco in a story which takes place in the mid 90sthree strikes, sorry new harry potter show but i'll be passing
>still clinging on to tween fantasy book seriesgrow the fuck up, sanjay.
why every movie/tvshow is so dark? cant see background
>>218939559Why the new one is so dark? Shouldn't be more colorful to represent childhood and innocence?
It's the dark filter that males everything look literally grim
>>218939658>takes place in the mid 90sIs that confirmed? I haven't seen evidence of what decade the muggle world scenes are set in. The movies were set in the present day of when they were made, the 2000s, as that was easier
I shan't be watching
>>218939753>dungeons >bright as a computer monitorc'mon now. It's probably the one thing they did right with right with the latest slop>imb4 magic
Did Hermione just crawl out of a fucking chimney.
>>218939658>>218939842Wizard society is constantly in some victorian era aesthetic so honestly I don't think it matters if they set it in the current day. It doesn't really make much difference. I don't want to see Harry watching tiktoks or playing roblox in his cupboard, though.
>>218939559Are the right images actually official or am I just looking at slop? Looks fucking terrible. Why is it so dark? Where is the light, where is the colour?
All you fags are liars and will consoom anyway like the good goyim you are. I shall be watching too, but only while leaving it playing in the background while /tv/'s mums bounce on my penis
>>218939842in the books the Battle of Hogwarts takes place on May 2, 1998
>>218939559Why do the boys look like tiny lesbians and the girl looks like a boy wearing a wig?
why does harry look like a butch lesbian
>>218939760and they literally started using the same filter in the movies after 2.
>>218939559The downgrade is the point and lore accurate.Harry and Hermione were meant to be outcasts, not young chad and stacy.Left harry and hermione would have never been outcasts.
If they actually give Ron the lines and stories he had in the books, and don't do him dirty like the movies did, I might pirate it
>>218939559Other than Snape looking out of the place, everything else looked decent, Hermione is cute
>>218939559>tv series is a downgradeNo shit sherlock.
>>218939559why is it so fucking gloomy already?>harry potter and the mystery of the darkies in the darkness
>>218939842you fucking retarded or what? of course it takes place in the 90s you stupid retard. first book is 1991
>>218940119He’s gay
>>218940206Yes I'm aware of when the books take place. My question is about whether the new show is doing that or not
>>218939559It's dark because it covers up shit sets and cheap CGI better
>>218940107The boys don't look lesbians, it's lesbians who try to pull the boy look
>>218939753>>218939675every movie and show looks like that lately. it's the lack of any sort of competent lighting, digital cameras and shitty color grading
>>218939675>>218939753A comparison to the film isn't exactly fair as Chris Columbus gave the first movie a golden glow>>218939842Does this answer your question? Don't get much more 90s than a shellsuit with a g-shock
>>218940165Emma Watson's Hermione is very cute yes
>>218939559I just hope Hermione ends with either Harry or Draco. That would justify the remake.>Ron was a mistake (J K Rowling)
>>218940494> five minutes in the last episode justifies 60 hours of televisionFuck that, I want Harry to end up with fem-Voldemort.
>>218940378Also, 90s bus, 90s cars
>>218940206I think it was book 2 or 3 that mentions Dudley's Sony Playstation, proving that the story began no earlier than 1993. Whatever Rowling says after the fact is irrelevant when the text clearly shows it couldn't have been 1991.
>>218939842Yes the books very clearly take place in the 1990’s given the ages of the older teachers and government officials who literally talk about ww2 when they were in their 20’s
>>218939675Hides how shit the sets and CGI look
>>218940669That was book 4
>>218940669That mention of the PlayStation is actually a slight error, given the timeline that was later confirmed when we learned the death dates of Harry's parents. Beginning of Goblet of Fire would be summer 1993, so Dudley somehow had a PlayStation about a year and a half before it came out, at the end of 1994
>>218940596Yes, Ron is that bad
>>218940144Nobody wants that. A book about ugly people is more readable than a movie about ugly people is watchable. The mediums are different. Also nobody cares. All that matters is aesthetics.
So shit that was cut from the film that'll probably be in it.Loads of stuff with the Dursleys, including them sucking up to himPeeves the poltergeistThe other house ghostsA lot more stuff involving the house system including Harry and Ron being hated when they get a passive points deductionSnape's trialPlus there'll be a lot of generally class stuff they can use to pad it out.
>>218939559Why does the Hermione actress look so...weird?
>>218941047FAS
>>218940905Goblet of Fire is 1994 what the fuck are you talking about
I can accept how Ron and Hermione looks but man, the kid that plays Harry just doesn't feel masculine at all. The kid looks like some demisexual tumblr poster in a lot of angles and stills. I get that these are literal preteens but at least Radcliffe as a kid looked like a boy, not this current lump.
>>218941047Emma was always the worst of the three; she was only given a pass because males wanted to inseminate her.
Where the fuck is the color?
>>218941094Oh yeah, I can see the enlarged nose to lip distance. They really couldn't find someone without fetal alcohol syndrome to star in their multi-million dollar show?
>>218939559Just fucking image if they did this to Star Wars, holy shit.
>>218939559Was hoping for One Piece level of fan dedication but it's another Fallout/Halo/Rings of Power sloppa made by clueless woke producers
Ron looks better
>>218939559hermione looks like a guy...i can't jerk off to this ffs
>>218941201A black guy named Severus Snape seems like he’d be a drag queen
>>218941131yea i don't mind the other 2, but harry seems off. the best thing you can say is maybe he'll grow into the role? to be honest, he looks like a kid who would just get bullied or have some mean moniker or people would call him the gay kid
>>218940144daniel radcliffe looked like a nerd
>>218940961Nah lookism has always been cringe. That's why I don't consoom k-slop.Maybe you should stick to watching Victoria's secret fashion shows or whatever.
>>218941047Hermoine wasn't especially good looking in the books.Dirty blond wavy hair and buck teeth.The actress's parents are Greek so has a med complexion (it's always amusing seeing Americans treating this as a 'person of color' when most of Europe would see her as white). She's done a bunch of theatre, was in Matilda and Starlight Express.
>>218941201>One Piece level of fan dedication
>>218939559>>218941211Harry looks like an older lesbian, Hermione looks like a third world little boy.
>>218941205new ron doesn't even have blue eyes
>>218941331Well both are for children
>>218941280It's always weird when they put kids in makeup but try to make it look 'natural' so they don't seem creepy putting makeup on kids. You get a uncanny valley effect
>>218939559Hermione looks like a White kid who got dirty, like she just finished cleaning a chimney.
>>218939559Harry Potter has always sucked. Only retards disagree.
>>218939559Where my orange at?
>>218941405*White boy
>>218941276Yeah, Daniel Radcliffe and his Harry never looked like athletes or like they'd be super popular and I was fine with that desu.
It's unfair to compare a harry potter series to the first harry potter movie which was the best one they made, the later movies are such a downgrade compared to the first because they fired the production team that made the first oneThe only Harry Potter movie that had any sould was the Sorcerer's Stone and after that they got progressively worse and worseWhat you're doing is basically comparing the utter magnificence of the first hour and a half of the Fellowship of the Ring to the corny animated Lord of the Rings, the first harry potter movie had years of pre production just like the fellowship and it shows
>>218941414t. seething tranny
>>218939559I litreally cant see anything without my brightness set to 100%
>>218941296oh you’re retarded…
>>218939559Am I the only one who feels like it's AI slop?
>>218939559i dont want to insult children but why do they look like that
>>218941414Yupthe fact that it created trannyism and modern leftoid should tell you everything
>>218940144Harry is not a nerd or a wimp and isn't said to look like one other than needing glasses.Hermione was a geek, but no one could have predicted Watson would grow up so pretty.
>>218939675>>218939753It's "Why IS the show so dark?"Please learn the language before posting on my board.
>>218939559Snape being a pasty, greasy haired creepy white dude is a huge part of his persona. That’s why he’s an outcast, bullied by everyone, and the whole basis of his connection to Lily is that she’s the only person who ever saw good in him. The black guy they got is tall, handsome, with dreads. He looks like a cool British African. It is a massive change, they’ll have to alter so many aspects of the story. If they ever get to season 5, can you imagine HBO airing scenes where four-eyes James, deformed Pettigrew, creepy Lupin and Sirius lynching theschool’s only black kid
>>218941331What's so funny? Even chuds like drinker love the one piece adaptation.
i don't get the point of remaking itwhy not come up with new characters/story? the universe will have the same draw
>>218939955I think one of the books had Harry being jealous over Dudley having a Playstation which was off even then.
>>218939675I blame sapochnik
>>218939559Light the fucking shot holy shit the competency crisis is severe.
>>218939559If they keep the John Williams score, everything will be alright.
>>218939955Can’t wait for season 5 when Harry loses all his snap streaks, Ron & Hermione leave him on "read"
>>21894064890s demographics?
>>218939675arri strikes again
>I'm gonna be seeing dozens of threads about this stupid show on /tv/ every day for the next two yearsfucking grim
>>218941513insults are amongst the most tame comments you'll see about their looks
>>218941539you're talking to Blackkk kings FOOL
>>218941652Thank you for removing this post, janny
guys, i just got a hand on the leak of how hogwarts look
Ron's actor already got fat. I can't imagine how stressful it must be to play genetic russian roulette when casting kids for a project like this.
>>218940961Everyone in Breaking Bad is ugly, and it’s pretty popular
>>218939559I never was into Harry Potter, all the kids that liked it turned up to be fags or trooned out when growing up.
>>218941711i take back what i said, she's cute
>>218941587There won't be. The John Williams music is only in the movies and has never been used for any other HP media as far as I know, not even the AAA video game or the full cast audio books that have music in them. No doubt it's a rights/licensing issue
>>218941677I'm pretty sure I'm talking to Ranjeet and Mohammed
>>218941711The kid that plays Harry looks like a 30 year old lesbian and I fear he'll never grow out of it.
>>218941587Hans Zimmer is doing the new score. It hasn't been finished yet which is why the teaser is using generic music.
>>218941558>i don't get the point of remaking itMoney
>>218940988Don’t forget Blast-ended skrewts, centaurs, quidditch, actual triwiz torunament & basically all of book 6
>>218939658>zoomer haircut dracoThis isn't a zoomer haircut, I don't even know what it is
>>218941727simply not true..
>>218939559Hermionig is cuter. Sorry, Emmasisters.
>>218941773I'm pretty sure I'm talking to a faggot
>>218941711They found the only ginger with dark brown eyes
>>218939675All the skilled lighting directors died and were replaced with youtubers who think natural lighting is more artistic. Also lazy fucks.
>>218941814I meant Book 1. The rollercoaster actually features skrewts anyway. It's also unironically the best family ride in the world
>>218941300You’re dead wrong and obviously not European. Americans are never racist irl, only behind screensMeanwhile, being greek means you’ll be treated as a second class citizen in eastern europe, balkans, spain, portugal, scandinavia, Russia & France
>>218939559What ethnicity is that Hermione supposed to be? She looks like she's covered in grime or something
>>218941727Cranston's a handsome man. Marie was hot as fuck. Jesse was cute before he went bald. All of Jesse's bitches were hot. The only really ugly ones were Mike, Skylar and Tuco
>>218941624Oh goodness no. The filming would be impossible to do with such a thing.
A shame that A Series of Unfortunate Events got to have a nearly perfect TV conversion, but Harry Potter has to suffer under this muck
>>218941787I actually think nuHarry looks great and even better than Radcliff. Everyone else looks like a clear downgrade.
They should have Hermione soil herself and then magically disappear it like in the established lore
>>218941823He looks like a Chinese girl there.
>>218941823Why is a girl playing him?
>>218941669Even worse when you find out the janitor the very same one in this threadis an actual indian redditor
>>218941925GreekAlso, book accurate teeth confirmed
>>218941331It's peak even for right wingers. And Princess VIVI is hotter than in the anime
I genuinely thought that was ryan renold you snuck in there
>>218939559i like how we're already starting with the Order of the phoenix tier dark/blue filter.Show's gonna be pitch black by year 4
>>218941669You forgot that they may adapt 7 books over 7 seasons right, releasing a new season every year to keep with the cast aging?
>>218941823He has a femoid face and lips....?
>>218941248i'm not 100% convinced it's a real male, if jkr wasn't involved i'd say it was a female to male tranny
>>218942129gosling*
I like Nick Frost but I can't accept a Hagrid without a Dorset/Somerset/whatever accent.
>>218941993This might have been the most retarded thing to ever come out of the Potterverse
>>218941823that's not a zoomer bowl
>>218941866Gupta, don't you have some phone calls to make? Those gift cards aren't gonna buy themselves.
>>218939559hermione unironically looks like her face is covered in dirt
>>218942153They've shot the first two books back to back. Will probably help that they get to re-use a lot of sets, it's being shot in the studios next to the Harry Potter tour.
>>218942210somehow I think cursed child beats it out
>>218941926>>218941831Marie is "hot" like a generic milf neighbour you might hit when your life is down the drainCranston is only "attractive" from being charismatic in the show. 0 people were thirsting for Malcom in the Middle’s dadAaron Paul is a skinny bald skater type, hardly a model by any stretch
why do all modern slop use the same boring gray/blue Nolan photography?
>>218942195yeah now he sounds like an enlightened hobo
>>218941823Why do the boys literally look like girls? Is this just what zoomers or whatever they're called now look like?
>>218939559I burst out laughing at nu-Hermione and now my gf got icked out because she found out I'm a racist
The prettiest boygirl I could kiss his lips >>218941467
>>218939559The whole trailer looks cheap and flat and dark and lacks any kind of whimsy or wonder or style with generic sets and Netflix style directing
>>218942111>Early stages of babehood- Roger Ebert
>>218942408>I burst out laughing at nu-HermioneWhy? It's just some little girl
>>218942210>using more than a second of thought into bathroom habits trying to find a toilet>wasting 0 thought and near zero time in bathroom habits disappearing the poop and peewhich way
>>218942325It’s not about hotness it’s about aesthetics. People need to look like they belong where they are. Autistics aren’t good at this.
>>218941993Especially with the prominent bathrooms being frequented by ancient ghosts and a 1000 year old basilisk living in the apparently newly installed sewage systems
>>218941711>Harry has weak jaw>Hermione has massive forehead >Ron has fat neck >Draco looks like a girlHow do you fuck up this bad ? Is it that hard to find normal looking ppl in Britain??
How many seasons before it gets canned?I'm guessing 3 at most.
>>218939559Isn't Hermione supposed to be black?
>"Draco looks so unrealistic, that's not what a 90s kid looked like!!!"This is what rich public school boys looked like in the 90s...
>>218941823A boy does NOT need lips like that
>>218939559Your first problem was being middle aged and still caring about Harry Slopper.It's like if they made a Barney the Dinosaur remake aimed at 40 years old on reddit, then you're like "this doesn't make me feel like a kid again"
>>218941201>Was hoping for One Piece level of fan dedicationThat's literally what you got in that pic.
>>218939658>mystery meat HermioneMakes sense thematically. She's a mudblood so she should be a mudskin too.
>>218941993I like how the wording makes it sound like wizards were pissing and shitting in public with no shame
they're not having fun with the designs or anything. they're just coping the movies, even shot by shot, just darker. I know this is for the movie, but damn, they really not even trying to be creative
>>218941823sHE LOOKS LIKE A ANA DE ARMAS
>>218942517That’s my point, king. Brits are ugly as dogs and effeminate as hell. The casting is perfectly realistic
>>218941711Arabella needs to show more skin
it feels like a capeshit origin trailer like weirdly similar to the man of the steel trailer
>>218942534>Is it that hard to find normal looking ppl in Britain??Not any harder than elsewhere, but most people are ugly. We used to have filmmakers that cared about the production more than their own insecurities.
>>218939559The cast isnt good but the real problem is how dull it looks. Where are the magical looking sets and visuals? This looks like literally every other recent show
>>218942513Shitting standing up is difficult, and if you're just going to disappear it, why the fuck would you shit/piss yourself first? Just magic it straight out of your bowels and bladder.
>>218942427What fucking phenotype is this?
are they still gonna have the white boy marauders string black snape up in a tree
>>218939559I want to think that they chose a boy looking Hermione so they can pretend that they added a tranny to the main cast.
>>218942621But the wizarding world doesn't have the same group conflicts like the real world. The scene where Harry ends up being confused by the mudblood slur and Ron has to explain it to him will be completely out of place in this version.
>>218942505She literally looks like if Emma Watson did a black face
>>218939559My nigger daughter watched this trailer and said 'Dad! Look at Hermione! She looks like me, I too can be a superhero!' I said 'No, dumbass, she's just some wizard, you'll slave until you die'. That alone makes all of this worth it.
>>218942808Bro I wasn't trying to have intellectual Harry Potter conversation, I was just being racist.
>>218939559It just looks like the movies since POA where they made everyone dress like humans and gave it darker color grading.it's a shame they didn't want to give the HBO adaption it's own style more similar to the book. It's just an inferior version of the films with questionable race swaps by the looks of things.
I don't know why they say Draco's actor looks like a girl. Here he is in Lord of the Flies
>>218941711strong Norman genes in her I like it
>>218942885He would definitely end up as the designated island slampig
>>218939675I heard its called Millennial Streamlighting. If you make things dark its better for low latency and easier to color match on primitive devices.
>>218942867dude, the wizarding word is racist by BLOODcanonically there are nigerian wizards and they are more respectued than muggles
>>218939559why does the lighting suck so much?
>>218942667Chill, dog
>>218942607Nope. Creator of the magna hand picked every role. Not some woke westerner working in the studio and forcing it in for brownie points.
>>218942427looks like a puerto rican whore
gonna track down trans people complaining about the show and post this
DRACO MIGHT LOOK LIKE A GIRL RIGHT NOW BUT HE WILL AGE THE BEST AND LOOK LIKE A CHAD ONCE PUBERTY HITS HIM . IM AFRAID CHUD RON WILL BE OVERSHADOWED AGAIN
i'm glad they made hermione dark this time cuz I no longer have to see crying emoji thread
What will this Hermione look like in 10 years?
>>218943059Just look on the bottom half of the reddit thread
>>218942885This might actually kill Harry/Draco slash because instead of being hot for fujos, it'll feel like seeing a frumpy lesbian and an androgynous thing.Hell, Ron/Draco stocks might rise with Ron hatefucking the twink.
>>218943042>Ana de armas but with a penis Oh 4,chan wet dream
>>218942970Modern digital cameras can handle low light, so retarded HBO/Netflix cinematographers think that filming without lights will look good and "natural". Completely ignoring the fact that human vision works nothing like a camera, and scenes shot without light look like shit.
>Don't worry all the villains will still be white
>>218943064Draco is gonna grow up looking like the son Liev Schreiber has been molesting.
>>218939559NuHarry is more boyish. Old Harry was Jay Leno mixed with Data. NuRon is cuter more distinctive. Old Ron was like Problem Child.I cannot truly judge Hermione except her race now makes mudblood way stronger of a racist slur and I kinda like it.
>>218941993>Good morning saars, I mean children
>>218939559>Bad lighting to cover up the Bollywood tier SFXDigital was a mistake
check out my dank memes, is this how the kids do it?
>>218939559But anon, now that the girl is brown, muggle also gets to be an actual racial slur, that's an upgrade.
>>218943099This is what the actor looks like now, photo is from last month I believe
>>218943064Draco actor could do the funniest thing ever, imagine the seethe
>>218939559Is each season going to be a single book? With how slow these shows get made they're going to be like 25 years old playing high school juniors.
>>218943295LMAO you know what? Dramione is going to spike hard because this dude seems like he has better genes than Tom Felton and with Hermione being brown, all the self-inserters also get to fulfill their colonialism rape fantasies.
>>218941793Call me cautiously optimistic. Perhaps the score will elevate the other elements.
>>218939559I really do not understand why these morons have such an infatuation with DEI shit. They brag about how this series is going to be true to the books etc. then make the most horrendous casting choices. It's just not just black Snape or whatever woke shit they put in. There are plenty of other actors that don't fit the role they were cast in. Casting the right actors is so important and it seems this art is lost or willfully discarded.On top of that, it's not even going to be a series with yearly seasons. More like every 2-3 years. Morons. Absolute morons.
>>218943295Jesus he looks 30 years old already and they've only filmed book 1 lmao
>>218943011So did Rowling.
>>218939559nobody watched things because theu are good anymorethey watch it for curiousity and to have conversaiton topic
They even made the sorting hat black in this version... Fucking ridiculous.
>>218943387Never understood dramione..draco would rather die than fucking a Muggle born
a children's fantastical book that looks like a police showwhy the fuck is everything one colour these days
>>218939658It had a 0.0% chance of ever being good.>>218939675because of things like this. Even discounting blackwashing, contemporary filmmakers are utterly incompetent. The lighting sets, the compositing sucks, the music sucks, the sound design sucks, the acting sucks. I don't know how anyone can stand watching anything made after 2012, 99% of movies/tv shows made nowadays are headache inducing.
>>218943470no she didn'tChris Columbus handpicked for the movies(which he is notorious for doing in all his movies or he drops out) and that arab did for the show
>>218939559Why isnt anything allowed to have colors anymore
>>218943470Rowling is a left wing feminist so despite her anti-tranny lore is very much why this is complete garbage
>>218940144Radcliff is a dork and Emma looks very mediocre.
>>218943525You really underestimate how many women have rape fantasies about being hate fucked and fantasies of 'I can save him.'
>>218943525That's the point. It's peak woman fantasy to be so hot that the guy who hates your existence still wants to hatefuck you.Then on top of that they can layer their next fantasy that he's only hateful because he is abused by his parents or some shit, and they can "fix" the troubled bad boy by fucking him.
>>218942787maybe they'll make the gay nigger with aids metaphor into an actual gay nigger with aids
>>218943295I cant wait for this chat to show up in season 2
>>218942885wood
>>218939559>original HP, warm colors>nuPotter, sickly cold colors straight out of HannibalI know movies did that too with later films, on purpose though to reflect the story. Compare the teasers and trailers for these too, original actually sold the magic and adventure for kids.
>>218939626toilet troll is probably going to look betterbut then again, they might surprise me
>>218943525Rich Bad boy X Common folk, strong-willed girl is probably the most popular kind of ship that exists
>>218942153>releasing a new season every year to keep with the cast aging?Aren't you the optimist. Good on you friend. The glass isn't half empty! Sure it may be shit and piss but you know it shit and piss are made out of? Water.
>>218941587Mein Fuhrer..... Steiner.......
>>218939559Thank you for the continued propagation of something you claim to hate!
Muggle scenes locking grey as fuck was probably intentional.Hogwarts scenes look more colorful but also too damn dark.
>>218939559the new kids look like actual goblins, why are bucktoothed bong kids getting uglier and uglier?
They actually gave Snape dreads
>>218942513Them why did they stop? I'm guessing by magic they meant have their house selves come clean it up with a mop or something.
>>218940107They all look autistic
>>218941201>Tell Severus Snape to keep his abnormally large nose out of other peoples businessThat line is not gonna be in the 4th movie (god forbid it even goes for that long) is it?
>>218941201I see Snape, but who's the black guy?
I'm guessing James won't be hanging Snape upside down from the tree in this series
>>218939559Any revival of the series should try to fix the gaping holes in the logic of the potterverse. Magic needs to have certain rules and limits so that it makes a bit of fucking sense.
>>218939559I genuinely like the kid playing Harry Potter better than Radcliffe. Nick Frost as Hagrid is just... wrong. Snape goes without saying
>>218941993The secret chamber Zalazar incorporated under that bathroom when building the School, whatever happened there
>>218939675That one beaner director single-handedly ruined Columbus' lighting of the films, and you glaze him though.
>>218939559Jesus fuck this is atrocious...
>>218941624
>>218941800see universe having same draw point
>>218944101I don't care about that, but I wouldn't mind them fixing Quidditch, the rules are retarded
>>218944188The whole potter universe falls apart if you think about it for more than 10 seconds because Rowling is a hack.
is there really more money in spending hundreds of millions making a show out of a movie, than just continuing to milk the movie
>>218944232Movies are old they want new fanbase. It's not going to work.
>>218944188Basically what >>218944227 said. Timeturners could fix everything, liquid luck could fix everything etc.
>>218939559Did someone delete lighting from the universe or some shit? Like genuinely what the fuck is this desaturated low light garbage in EVERYTHING including a fucking magic school show for kids?This is not a gritty police procedural. Turn on the fucking lights.
>>218944101I hate whimsy hating faggots like you. Do you think that stories like Charlie and the Chocolate factory should be logical?
>>218940648Those are 80's cars, Ford Granada Ghia, Saab 900, Nissan Sunny or Cherry.
>>218943562She specified that she wanted the cast to be all British, and she probably had some level of control, but I doubt she went over all of the cast. Also she probably doesn't care about race/nationality as much in this one.
>>218944114one of his secret descendants secretly plumbed it in, this is canon
>>218944139Yeah how dare he not using a warmer pallette to portray such whimsical characters like Dementors, Grimms, Azkaban fugitives, werewolves, etc.Gtfo.Columbus can't hold a candle to Cuaron
>>218940669In the Harry Potter universe, the PlayStation was released in 1993 for £999.
>>218939559The images on the right look AI
>>218941201>fucking ZIPPERS
Is Rowling really involved? Otherwise I would've guessed they're trying to destroy her IP with this because they hate all her anti-trans tweets.
>>218944596if it had been a directorial decision to have that year be grey because of the dementors at the school, sure, that's cool, but they only got darker from there
>>218939658Can /pol/tards express anything without using the phrase 'nigger'? It's like they just sit around all day with thoughts of identity politics and niggers swirling around in their head
>>218939559Guess I'll never watch any new slop TV has to offer, there goes the last chance.
>>218940038>All you fags are liars and will consoom anyway like the good goyim you are. I didn't even watch all the movies, why the fuck would I watch this?
>>218944728No clue, but there's no way they're sandbagging this. They built a whole goddamn amusement park on the IP. They're doing everything possible to keep it even kind of culturally relevant.
>>218944753in this case, snape being a nog is pretty bad. they could've turned like lupus black if they wanted. or something random npcs. even the likes of mcgonagall or whatever. but snape was probably tip 5 worst to raceswap.
>>218939559Paki Hermione makes this DOA.
>>218943605Taste makers are corrupted. They don't hire anyone based on passion, style, skill or forethought anymore. The good news is it's easier than ever to make and distribute a film, you just have to be creative and respurceful. You can make a good looking film with a g-85 and like 4 or 5 lenses. The problem is most 4channers are lazy, full of excuses, and defeatist. So I doubt anyone here will actually ever put their nose to the grindstone and make it happen, even if they have the talent. Talent doesn't matter if you won't put yourself out there and actually try.
>>218939626Dumbledore is probably gonna ask calmly this time
>>218939559>downgraded from derpy white kids at noon to derpy white kids in the afternoonwhoa
>>218944747From book 3 onwards the series shifted to a darker tone was.It made absolute sense to make the movies follow that mood shift.
>>218940091That was a fucking last minute retcon revealed in the final book to make the audience go "WHOA! It ends the same time when the books first published. The same time I read them for the first time."Joanne originally wrote them as set during the current year until then because:>Dudley had a Playstation when they weren't around yet.>They mentioned the previous "Muggle Minister" being a man when the previous British PM would be Margaret Thatcher under that retcon.There's loads of more anachronisms. She never chimed in on the modern tech shown in Piccadilly Circus, or the 2000's built landmarks in the London Skyline of the movies when she could have.
>>218940158>>218939559i just wanna say im glad this gingers flat fucking pig nose evolved into a real straight nose where you can't see directly up the nostrils when talking to them. people with pig noses as adults need to be culled.
>>218945250the second book has the year in it bro, she's just shit at maintaining her own world building
>>218944860Why the fuck would the casting be so horrendously bad then? And why is it always a black dude?
>>218944860they're not sandbagging it, imo. it'll be good, as long as they follow the books.just like GOT, even though d&d are mediocre to bad directors, as long as they have the material to copy it'll be good.but also harry potter will just always be culturally relevant imo. just through new games, theme park, merch, new events etc.
>>218944890What irks me about diversity casting is it completely disregards chemistry the actors have with eacother. Some people simply look like they'd be friends or not. Like even a show like Psyche with a white lead and a supporting black friend, it was obvious they had chemistry and it looked like they'd actually be friends in real life. You could feel it. They cast on chemistry and feel. It never felt dei and probably wasn't ever intende dtonbe, I'd bet you during casting for psyche they never had a diversity requirement but in readings and acreen tests they clearly were meant to be those parts, and the 'siversity' part was a whatever bonus.But today casting has gotten so fucked you have a cast with one of every race represented but it just isn't believable. Life just isn't like that and you simply don't see that irl. And you can feel it was a diversity hire, they often don't have chemistry and aren't right for their parts and the art suffers. Games all fucked up.
>>218944724Ahahaha I didn't even notice. A hoody and a trenchcoat. Snape is a blackcel school shooter or school wander in this case.
>>218945479casting is mostly fine outside of snape desu.
>>218941711Is it just me or do kids look really weird now?
>>218945479There's a dozen or more reasons why; but it all goes back to those in power and their fundamental misunderstanding of how to relate to the consumer. Also, the number of people who genuinely like blackwashing combine with those who support it out of obligation or spite and those who don't care or don't notice to make people against blackwashing the minority. Now, the question is, does appealing to that majority translate into monetary profit?
>>218945740They do. They all unironically look unhealthy with bad posture, and it's because instead of running around and playing and exploring and being creative they're hunched over 24/7 staring at phones and tablets, not running around (sedentary lifestyle from an early age) and eating like shit. It's sad.
>>218944451it would be weird if a good chunk of cars in traffic weren't 10+ years old
>>218945822>Now, the question is, does appealing to that majority translate into monetary profit?If the blackwashing ruins the art then no I don't think it's worth it. It's crazy to me some audience members don't care if a film is good or not, just that it had acceptable dei. Isn't that crazy? It's like they're watching just for confirmation bias, not for if it's actually good or not.
>>218945869It's already weird that they're all immaculately maintained.
>>218941201was james racist
>>218945893>artI empathize with the idealism, but nothing this big is art. It's a product. Just a product made of art-like components.
>>218941211Mystery meat aside... let 'em cook. She could end up pretty hot.
>>218945922Sure but is there really any need to split hairs when SNAPE IS A GREAT BIG OOGA BOOGA FUCKIN NIGGER??
>>218941993>Indian Hogwarts
>>218946046NNRU
>>218941548>lynching the school’s only black kidLmao, you wish.The school will be California Central. White people will be a minority.Hell, I expect the james and the other 3 to be white, black, mexican and pinoy.
>>218939559Smart to make the young girl ugly this time
I don't fucking care, no matter what they will do with the series, the OG movies will still be selling merch, heck, WB has a an enitre Hogsmeade and Hogwarts Castle from the movies built in Orlando, they still release Lego sets for the movies and will be releasing a new lego game based on the movies, the series ain't replacing anything, they'll keep milking the movies cause it's more profitable, lol.
>>218939559both radcliffe and the weasley actor were always terrible, and hermione wasn't supposed to be sexy but an ugly obnoxious know it all that no one wanted to be aroundso far it's improved, at least the new hermione looks uglier and the weasley kid isn't making retarded faces like the original one
>>218946297The show is life support for sure; but nothing lasts forever. Even Star Wars and marvel aren't what they used to be as far as profits go. Harry Potter will always have a fanbase, yes. But the day will come, probably sooner than anyone suspects, when it is irrelevant and unprofitable.
>>218944326Timeturners can't fix shit.
>>218939559Does it means J k rowling get paid again or they have the rights for the making a movie based on the first book still apply?
>>218941331Yes.
>>218939559looks fine to me except maybe the color grading
>>218939559Kinda seems like the point is to paint over the old version with shit colored paint (which is odd considering how many non-White extras there already were in the originals)
>>218947135this is mental illness
>>218946952King Taco is his name, while the Lincoln looking leader is called King Ham-burger
>>218941331Brown people love one piece
>>218941458Chamber is the best movie though
>>218941823straightbros...
>the character is escaping his horrible life under his oppressive aunt and uncle, making new friends and travelling to a literal whimsical magic school that will become his beloved new home where he'll undergo fantastic adventures>how should we light and colour this?
I liked Esidu in the Lazurus project, but man does he REALLY not fit the role of the racist, pureblood lover snape. Other than that, I am excited for this show.new Hermione is more book accurate than Emma, and I don't understand why y'all are calling her a nigger
>>218940988Gervais as Peeves would be good
is this bug supposed to be a white kid?
>>218948125>let's use a asian mutt to portray the pureblood supremacist character
It looks exactly like the movies.They didn't bother to get visually creative. What's the point?
>>218941823>dracos a gook with dyed blonde hair nowLfmao
>>218942597>It's like if they made a Barney the Dinosaur remake aimed at 40 years old on redditA24 is literally currently filming a Barney adaptation aimed at 40yos, the plot is a millennial transported into Barneyland lmao
>>218939559Hermoine looks like the original actress just escaped from working in a coal mine.
>>218941823Why does he look like Rosamund Pike?
>>218944753It's Snape without the Sn. Is that better for you?
>>218945401I have a retrousse nose, does that count as inhuman big one?
>>218948268>>218948591He's pure aryan he just has weird shaped eyes
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>>218941823i can already hear the future panties of the moms and daughters getting wet at this kpop coded blondie
>>218941711Why the fuck does a GINGER appear to have nearly black eyes? They are unusually fucking dark for brown eyes on a white person and he doesn't even have brown hair
>Black could be everywhere
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>>218939559blue filter strikes again
>>218941711I would love to pee on the fat one.
>>218949008Having a negative canthal tilt makes you non-aryan
