Are you excited for the new girlboss Hobbit movie written by Stephen Colbert?
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I have won again, Melkor
>>218940234I heard the chuds already had it pre-emptively canceled.
>retire to the Undying Lands >Die
>>218944380and he's supposed to love its lore... what a pretentious hack.
>>218944380Colbert's writing staff were more essential than we ever knew.
>>218940234>somehow, Sauron returned
>>218943317we did I started hating it before I even knew about it
>brings back old characters thatll overshadow the new character despite the new getting more screen time and no one liking them as much as the old since they are unfamiliar with themWhy do they do this?>Terminator>star wars>indiana jones>HalloweenWhy even bother doing new characters if youre spending money to bring back the old? People seeing a legacy sequel are paying to see the old not the new
>>218940234>written by Stephen ColbertThat's actually a good sign. Counterintuitively.
>>218940234please tell me this isn't an official promotional shot lol
>>218946700I hope they have singing and dancing like the first Hobbit movies.
Won't paramount just cancel it after it takes over?
>>218944380Non-illmortal beings don't magically become immortal just because they go to Valinor
>>218946798I said it was counterintuitive, figure it out anon
>>218946902>elves have to build the equivalent of a pet cemetery
>>218946852That assumes the deal goes through given David Ellison and trump openly conspired for it to happen. Expect to see lawsuits to drag it out then, assuming trump doesn't stage another coup, for the deal to get scuttle by the next administration.Which is a good thing in general, we need to go back to the era of Teddy Roosevelt trust busting and break up all the corpo monopolies in every field.
Based Vince.
>>218948494butthurt faggotlate nite shows were never good, the monologue's suck, the gimmick middle is shit and the interviews either are dreadfully boring or make you want to kill yourself listening to some jew or whore prattle on, you're just seething because you can't stand the politics you staked your entire existence on get any of the justified criticism because of it's constant cock sucking of israel and russia and ignoring the american citizens it promised to help and take care of, FAG you look like a bogged dyke with a sixheadnow go make another tough guy prison movie like all the other washed up kike toolbags like yourself, so we forget the decades they spent humiliating you in the yearly humiliation film ritual you called your acting career
>>218948884He was in dodgeball. Show some respect faggot.
>>218948884dump your trauma somewhere else
>>218948494I only enjoyed watching Craig Ferguson and Conan. I dont know how anyone watched the newer people and enjoyed it.
>>218948951thanks for proving my point, his whole career was a jewish humiliation ritual
>>218949003It was trauma that his garbage was allowed to be seen, he's on the same tier as rob scnieder and his manwhore garbage movies, what was that jiggalo bullshit called, holy fuck I can't believe that kike bullshit was allowed to be broadcast, pure brainwashing and demoralization pumped into people's homes, it's an embarrassment those faggots are allowed to live and walk among us
>>218949180>dodgeball is a Jewish humiliation ritualNow this is a schizo take I wanna see. Elaborate.
>>218949382Wedding crashers was alright. He was just a budget Sandler, when sandler movies are also kind of low hanging fruit. But I still miss the age of the shitty comedies of the 90s and early 2000s. Now if one is made its going to have Seth Rogan or some other overtly disgusting jew at the helm instead of more subtle ones.
>>218949435it has BEN STILLER IN ITyou know the jew that gets posted here with the caption of him saying he wishes he was black
>>218940234The only time I get excited for a movie these days is if Ma Dong Seok is in it
>>218949562Yeah and he loses everything and becomes a fat loser.
>>218940234Uhhh yeah no thanks.
>>218949635ohh yeah movies are real life and he's definitely not laughing all the way to the bank while you geek out over the pure slop he got you to watchyou have no self-respect, you deserve it when they call you goy
>>218949558adam sandler publicly stated he makes garbage slop just so he can go on vacation with his fellow kike crew, you deserve to be slaves, they're shitting directly into your mouths and laughing at you, while you smile, swallow and give them a thumbs up
