DIE, POTTER
He didn't say that.
FIREBALL FIREBALL LIGHTNING SPELL
He said that.
The potter, the
, Vernon whispered gently
I would have sex with petunia
AGAIN, WHY IS SUNDAY THE BEST DAY OF THE WEEK? ANSWER MY QUESTION OR I'LL FUCKING DROP YOU ON TO MY BEGONIAS YOU LITTLE SHIT
Why did he say that?
>>218940446No BLASTED LETTERS
I really hope zach starts posting again. I want to ruin his mid 30s into 40s too
>>218940466That boy is trouble
>>218940446It's a fine day
>>218940446Because we get to worship our lord and savior Jesus Christ, uncle Vernon.
He said in a mildly agitated tone conveying annoyance and frustration
>>218940246What the hell was his problem?
>>218941323he found Harry balls deep in his wife
>>218940732Right you are, Harry!
>>218941507It's a bong thing that won't make sense to most Americans.
>>218941635You can just say it's class-based discrimination. Even though Harry is secretly from generational wealth, the Dursley's see him as less middle-class than him, and want to keep him in his place.
>>218940246*DEI, POTTA
No, it's german... for the, potter
>>218941323His wife was jealous of her sister for becoming a magical witch and marrying a rich Chad. That already creates enough tension without having to raise the brat