DEH
>>218940616FAAAHHHH
best thread on /tv/
>>218940616deh
NAAAAUUUUUUUGH
>>218940616ITS TAH. TAH. NOT DEH
It's 2026 and people don't even realize the origin of DEH was actually this scene
>>218940923!Hɘꓷ
deAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
More like deh dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.>a-at least the books were good though"No!"The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
>>218941087I just realized he switches outfits. I bet the first few shots are screen tests from goblet of fire
NNYYYEEEEHHH
WORMTAIL
I just DEHHED in my pants
>>218941315(You)
HARRY POTTER IS DEADnyehehe
DAAAHHHHH
dehd...
>>218940616Alright so this is our trusted friend Peter Pettigrew. He looks like a rat and can turn into one too. Anyways, we think there's a mole in the Order of the Phoenix, wonder who that could be.
AVWOOOADA KEDAVRA
>GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
>>218942953'ELLO FAWTHA
ooooooo
>>218942953>I'M ACTING!!!!!
>movie>voldemort dies in epic duel with shitload of special effects>book>voldemort dies like a littlw bitch while everyone witnessing it see that he was a human like anyone else
HUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>218941315we're so back
>DAH!
>>218940616
>>218944605Wait a minute...
>>218944605He looks like parisian hitler
Why didnt he use magic to give himself a nose?
>>218943139Biggest let down of the movies for me. Never felt like they went too full retard Hollywood blockbuster until that moment. They felt they needed something more """cinematic""" than Harry giving a speech. But they didn't.
>>218943139I felt like the humiliation ritual in the book where they slowly force voldemorts wand straight up his asshole was very unnerving.
IT'S DEH
>>218942717this scene was always really funny to mewhy are all of voldemort's cronies running directly behind him extremely close to each othera single powerful spell could kill them all
>>218946031It's like Indian Joker. They're trying to make him look cool
>>218942874heh
>>218945164
>>218940616DEH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6LkIcMB3oY&t=39sThis will always be my favorite Voldemort moment
