Appreciative Women EditionPrevious >>218912698
star trek sex with shran
>>218941237>wesley get arrested>activating automatic change of the crimes zone>rape the girl nice system you got here guys
I want to cuddle with M'Ress while she purrs into my chest.
It's fun to bully aliens in this game.
Is Melora Attractive?
>>218941830Mating with Xenos is strictly forbidden.
Miss Piper has heard the talk about Kirk
>I am Vosk.
Real life canon Soren.
>>218942503Why's he look like that
>>218941237> unknown to anyone on the Enterprise; Data's personal log from that day made its rounds inside of the Starfleet NSA division
>>218942715its ridiculous to suggest he hadnt fucked dozens of cadets and instructors at the academy
What did he mean by this?
>>218942336TV Nazis are always cartoonish stereotypes presented through the lens of WWII propaganda. It's all so tiring.
>>218942919Apparently, he was talking about nuTrek.
>>218942919IQ's must be dropped sharply to enjoy nuTrek slop
shran is pretty cool
>>218943013It wasn’t like that immediately following the war. I think it was probably Indiana Jones that turned them into stock evil guys. I don’t even think the effect is making more people hate the nazis either, since people are more inclined and receptive to them ideologically when they feel lied to by the “history written by victors” thing
>>218943283I never liked him in DS9. I did like him as Shran, however. I also liked him as the Ferengi burglar.
>>218943013What did he just tell Archer to make him so sad?
>>218943623True, though many still fall for it, because they are mostly ignorant of the true history, because of all the propaganda employed by Hollywood media.
Skipped to the end of DS9, surely the season finale will be something exciting right? Nope, it's a RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES episode about teaching religion in school.
>>218944150They bombed the school, that was pretty exciting. Shame Keiko didn't die though.
>>218943729The second lieutenant was talking about Betty Grable. That didn't make him sad. Archer is sad that he was captured.
>>218943699Krem blows. that whole episode blows.
>>218944150Keiko really shouldn’t have been teaching blasphemy to the kids who apparently just got out of forced labor/concentration camps a couple months ago
>>218944317
>>218944267If Clark Gable married Betty Grable she'd be Betty Grable Gable.
>>218941602>Live happy on a crime free planet>Invaders come down from the sky promising to be friendly>Their snot nosed brat immediately starts destroying property>Assign him the death penalty as is protocol>Their bald leader and the goon who towers over him claim they are exempt from your petty laws>Beam away with the brat after scolding you on the laws that have allowed for such peace and prosperity
dafuq is a hopper? They keep talking about them in this 'sode like I should know what they're talking about.
For me it's
>>218945965legitimately the hottest woman on TNG and it's a bit partwell, aside from famke
>>218945996Ashley Judd forever
>>218945933They should have executed the kid who threw the ball
Why is the janitor leaving up gay pedophile posts and racism?
>>218945933Absolute power move. Primitive alien species get fucked. The Prime Directive is woke trash.
>>218946160
>>218941237this slut been in anything besides trek?
>>218942503He's so fucking hot.
>>218946160What? Are you one of those faggitty leftist fascists? Or just a Packled?
>>218946524you just know they fucked
>>218946318We missed out on Pulaski anti-Android Bantz.>Did I hurt your nonexistent feelings, you bolt picking clanker?
>>218946524Is he disappointed in his mixed-raced child?
>>218946648That's his wife, tho, not his child.
>>218946160Who are the highest power level pedo kings in trek? The Traveler, Neelix, Harry Kim, Lwaxana, to name a few
>>218941237Was the "God" of Rubicun III another Nacene like "The Caretaker"? I'd like to think so.
>>218946381I did some looking, she played young aunt zelda in sabrina the teenage witch, and she was in an episode of Silk Stalkings, the imdb pics of that episode are impressivehttps://www.imdb.com/title/tt0700650/mediaindex/?ref_=mv?ref_=mv_sm
>>218946579I would find it very hard to blame Miles if they did.
>>218946694Dr. Soong had a side hustle selling loli robots to Federation elites. How else could he afford to build Data?
>>218946838Still waiting for the inevitable AI reconstruction of that scene.
>>218946878They don’t need those . The federation is enlightened humanity. There be no aoc laws
>>218946838
>>218946965I’d daughter up Ro for sure
>>218946694Keiko is a reverse pedophile.
ENT bro's......we fuckin won.
>>218946691Oh shit I remember now>stick it in your Cakehole, Keiko
>>218946965YesHell noAbsolutely yes
>>218946800No, it was actually the Lysians
he's the best character in Star Trek and it's not even close
>>218941237
>>218947040MFW there was a case I read in the South Eastern Reporter dealing with the conviction of a man who had relations with a 13yo. She was the admitted aggressor, and tried to defend him, but he was the one imprisoned for it. I would hope that by the time TNG is supposed to occur, that kind of double standard would not be applicable.
i don't watch star trek but i like the pepes got any more?
>>218947300Do Klingon females sync up when they ovulate? Asking for a chatgtp fapfic
>>218947403When klingon females menstruate they violently expel the mestruum like a horny anime nosbleed and roar loudly
>>218947551Lmao
>>218947401
>>218947401I have a few more
>Engage—>Wait no, don’t engage. What do we say in this room?
>>218947401I think I have some more
>>218947382Usually when the stat rape girl can convince a jury she knows what consent is from a conceptual standpoint the guy doesn’t get convicted and the jury is hung, the DA unlikely to proceed. But if we told people that there’d be way more stat rape so we keep it hush hush.
>>218947703lol
>Holodeck: begin program: DateRapeWithDr-Crusher2.1>increase strength of ghb additive by 13%>enable self-defense and flailing protocols>blood: enabled>reduce concussion impact before vomiting by 30%
>>218945933MAJOR, HAND WESLEY OVER TO THE AUTHORITIES. COMMANDER WORF, PREPARE TO LAUNCH TORPEDOES ON THE COURTHOUSE.
>>218947866im surprised there was never an episode about people that lived in a holodeck and violently killed anyone who tried to stop them from doing so
>>218947992It was such an outlandish premise. People hadn’t killed their parents for taking their Xboxes yet
>>218947771Seems to me that kind of defense would be a hard sell these days. I found the case I talked about particularly interesting because a similar thing happened to me with a girl that was a bit younger, but I was spared that kind of mess because I was strong enough at the time to resist her. The only consequence was that she got so mad at me, she has viciously hated me ever since.But on the subject of O'Brien in "Rascals", I was quite surprised to see them cover a similar scenario the way they did.
Imagine finding out you’re in the sex fantasy holoprogram of some literally who older male crewmember that also wants to fuck your mom kinda.
>>218948256That reminds me of the leaked memos from Open AI where they were debating how addictive to make ChatGPT and whether that addiction could end up with people killing themselves (loss of customers).
Why didn't these bruhs shut down the Dominion War?
>>218948489After Kirk is a lost era where they cleansed the quadrant of plot device civilizations
>>218947866why would you need the stronger ghb AND the self-defense protocols?
>>218948752nta but obviously so she fights back, but poorly
>>218947992DS9 subplot:> Quark opens his new 'infinite room' holosuite> plays off the old 'infinite room hotel paradox' > until the power goes out, no one has figured out that he's stuffed 1000 people into the holosuite;> he keeps it running for days
>>218948752Lol. Lmao even.
>>218946694Samuel Clemens
>>218948489>>218948748Q snapped away all the other god-like beings who could get in the way of humanity's upcoming trials.
>>218948868>force fields compress everyone into unknowing beachballs immediately upon entering and stacks them all in floor to ceiling columns>power goes out >the entire holosuite is packed with screaming meatballs
>>218946694wtf did harry do
>>218949083Alternate universe Harry marries Tom and Kes’ daughter, who he’s known from birth and definitely changed her diapers and babysat her.
There are so many TNG episodes that have melded together in my memory. I thought Dr. Kelso was either the guy who aged in reverse or the guy who wanted to possess Data, I misremembered the fugitive from The Hunted as the guy who ascends into a superbeing (Transfigurations), and I thought Aquiel was the same episode where Geordi turns into a chameleon.It makes me kinda sad because I thought there were more episodes I completely forgot and would be brand new on a rewatch...
>>218948489They only made sure that the Feds and Klingons couldn't fight in their space
I am owed this
>>218942919>>218943080>>218943123
they should have let this ugly child and her entire civilization diefucking infuriating episode
>>218950031Better be careful with that. They bite.
>>218950420Yeah this episode made me mad. It felt like the crew was being self-indulgent and Data was a human
>>218950462that’s why it’s bajoran cum slut dabo girls for me
>>218950420A clear violation of the Prime Directive but if I recall, they wiped her memory later (assuming it worked).
>>218950420>>218950764jesus christ I think I'm going to throw up>picrelthey could have been 100% sure she had no memory of it, the solution was easy
>>218950870Did they ever use memory erasure as a plot device again after that one? That’s definitely technology you don’t want getting into the wrong hands.
>>218950713I like human data better than full robotism data like he was in hero worship. Like in s1/2 when he would download random quirk chungus subroutines and start talking like a cowboy or something that was peak.
>>218951033I'm sure I remember them using it a number of times but I can't at the moment recall when or where.
>>218950764>lets the proto Vulcans keep their memory>lets the “muh old ways” first contact people keep their memories>doesn’t let a child nobody will believe anyways keep her memory
>>218951164worfs brother got his memory erased
>>218941237>VGH
>>218951164Whether or not they can wipe someone’s memory depends entirely on how inconvenient that technology is to the script
>>218951033They used it in that one where everybody passes out and Data tells them everything is cool.
>>218951218they should have erased picard's memory of the whole second life he lived on an alien planet
>>218951246the wrong brother
>>218951248>my heart goes out to you<3
>>218942009You're in the wrong neighborhood, 40kid.
>>218951356>the Inner Light’s planet’s culture was so dull Picard’s biggest takeaway was mediocre flute playingNothing of value was lost now that I’m thinking about it
>>218951349Yes, they did. I remember that.
>>218951033They use it in Who Watches the Watchers and even mention Pulaski by name
>>218950420Listen I know Trek teaches us to be accepting of other races and cultures but it negatively affects my viewing experience when the aliens I'm supposed to be empathizing with are ugly
>>218951428>worf's human brother breaks the law and drags him into it so he can get medieval peasant pussyno problem bro dw about it>worf's klingon brother asks him to respect their traditions and save him from damnation by killing himnooo that's illegal, i'm lobotomizing you instead
>>218951689>get medieval peasant pussyhuman problems require human solutions
>>218951684I know how you feel. That one and the fish heads made me a bit queasy.
>>218951689It’s crazy they leave him there like he could just decide to become their god and have a teenage slave harem the very next day
>>218951684I agree. Fugly Aliens deserve to die. Hot Alien women can be spared and kept as pets.
>>218951624It's also similar to an episode of Red Dwarf that aired first.
Okay so where are all the nudist colonies in Star Trek? You cannot tell me that the Federation is enlightened and yet they still wear clothes everywhere.
>>218951689In fairness, Worf did try to kill him, it was Sisko that ordered him not to after the fact
>>218951891Worf knew they’d figure it out and stop himWhether conscious of it or not. He’s simply unable to behave Klingon under any circumstances
>>218941237This episode would be not be possible today. Sad.
>>218951033VOY used it well with the Doctor in one episode:https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Latent_Image_(episode)
>>218951873Ferenginar is 50% nudist
>>218951081At least one of those subroutines ended up being like 1950s racial caracatures that he didn’t understand were bad.
>>218951873Well...there is Betazed and Ferenginar.
>>218951891couldn't worf have just requested leave and killed kurn somewhere else? like in klingon space where it isn't illegal?
As much as I try to remember episode titles I think it's funnier to describe them first.>That episode where X
>>218952086I can totally see him approaching Geordi one day like >what up my nigga>Data you can’t say that?>nigga, why not? Records indicate it was common for friends to refer to one another as such among those with your skin tone in the late 20th century.>you… you just can’t! You’re white->I am not anything Geordi, I do not have a race. [Data posits, puzzled]>even so! You’re white-passing, you… you just can’t okay?>Okay Geordi the next day Data shows up having modified his appearance so he’s black now>what up my nigga?
>>218952366Do you really believe microbrain could plan that out in advance?
>>218952366It wasn't about the legality, Sisko didn't want his officers murdering people (even if it's assisted suicide). He had the same issue with Dax's blood oath of revenge. He says something like>My acceptance of other cultures can only go so far.
>>218952572
>>218952572he could just not tell sisko he did it. if you kill a man in space how's anyone gonna prove it happened? especially if the family don't press charges or want an investigation.
>>218952614Sisko was based as fuck. I don't care what anybody says.
>>218952491hahaha
>>218952491Lol. Just a couple of cosmic homies, huh?
>>218952614When has Sisko ever accommodated cultural diversity?
>>218952878He let your honky ass on the station
episode where Sisko joins Nation of Islam and kicks Quark off the station for being Jewish
>>218952614
>>218952970kek
For me, it's Odo's early makeup. Looked a lot more gaunt and uncanny
>good morning worf *kiss*
>Alien warlord goes inside Kes’ mind >starts liking men>Doctor goes inside Seven’s mind>still likes girlswhat are the rulessss
>>218952753
>>218952572In the blood episode Sisko gives her this whole speech about how she won’t be able to come back to Starfleet if she goes through with it… but she does and the episode simply ends unceremoniously without bringing it up
>>218953075that warlord was a lil light on his feet to begin with, clearly
>>218952699>What's that Commander? You want a Runabout to take your brother to a farm up north, alone? And you don't want me to check the flight logs when you come back?
>>218941237>vgh, what covld have been...
>>218952093Don't forget Risa
>>218953581>books passage on a klingon shipit's that easy
So, how does everyone feel about the final DS9 arc? I feel like too much time was dedicated to Ezri relationship troubles and the pacing was all over the place.
If Bajor was truly under fascistic military occupation why did they let some random village keep their pet tulpa?
>>218953709Worf and Kurn were disgraced in the eyes of the Empire, hence why Kurn was suicidal in the first place.
>>218953732i did not care for the dominion war
>>218953785The Cardassians did nothing wrong
>>218953803It insists upon itself
>>218953785Because, Cardassian brains don't have the correct grooves for imagination. While Humans can see the storm created by an imaginary being, a Cardassian would merely see a sunny day.
>>218943623>It wasn’t like that immediately following the war. I think it was probably Indiana Jones that turned them into stock evil guys.
>>218954088It wasn’t tho? Have you actually watched any old war movies? From like the 60s? They’re just the other side and whatever
>>218954202The Nazis were literally made into cartoon caricatures during the war.https://youtu.be/L90smU0SOcQ
>>218954335And that's part of the WWII propaganda I was talking about.
>>218953732I'm always disappointed by how season 7 completely drops portraying Jem'Hadar as actual characters.
>>218954335>the japanese characterheckin' YIKES
>>218953785They thought it was funny, and they were right.
>>218954335Even before the war, actually.
>>218954335Yes obviously. But after the war they stopped producing propaganda because … the war was over? Then in the following decades they were portrayed with realism until they weren’t and became caricatures. Time doesn’t exist simultaneously
>>218943623>>218954599Ever seen Star Trek before?
>>218954803Is this some kind of circular argument you're making? I mean how dense do you have to be to not understand what we're saying?
>>218955218The claim was "Indiana Jones turned Nazis into stock bad guys" when that's clearly not the fucking case when Star Trek was already doing it over a decade prior
>>218955313You still don't get it do you?
>>218955364I understand what you're trying to say, and I'm saying you're wrong.
>>218954202Ah yes, the '60s. No cartoonish representation of the Nazis in the '60s, no siree.
>>218947988Janeway would have done a deal with the Borg and assimilated the planet.
>>218953836Star Trek shows represented by Family Guy:DS9>It insists upon itself.VOY>Shallow and pedantic.ENT>Lois saying "Nine eleven."LOW>Remember the time...TOS>Family Guy death poseTNG>The OrvilleACK>Guy holding up the "mentally retarded" chart
Tasha Yar and her cute butt
Tasha Yar is a tomboy and (basically) in the military, which means she has buttcrack hair almost guaranteed. hard pass.
>>218956085She kinda looks like a young Conan O'Brien wearing a blonde wig and makeup.
>>218956229Yeah I saw that too after I ripped my eyeballs out and crushed my frontal lobe
Crusher > Troi > Yar
>>218956297Pulaski > all
>>218956297where does ensign ro fit in
>>218956297Could that beard BE any faker
>>218956327I don't want to have sex with her so she is unranked>>218956342Above Troi
>>218956565literally nothing wrong with granny pussy
>>218955407Maybe you should bone up on the writings produced just after the war by Winston Churchill and general Patton. The fact that the previous poster may have been unsure of when it started, the fact that Hollywood used the wartime propaganda to demonize the Germans cannot be denied.
>>218956701pakled
>>218956830>writers drop her because they wanted the actress to be seska instead
>>218957087Good
>>218957087>seskagross
>>218956701>sex with Pulaski
realistically, is trek dead? is there anyone in hollywood who could actually write a real show and would want to and be allowed to?
>>218957939
>>218957939As I said before: If Star Trek is dead, it's only because someone handed the reins to the faggitty fascist minority.
>>218957903Yeah. It's pretty crusty all right.
>>218958109I think he would try, but I don't know if he can write anything but comedy. Orville comes closer to Trek than nu-Trek obviously, but a lot of that is just down to how bad nu-Trek is. He made his Worf a faggot, I'm not sure he'd have any more restraint on the real thing.
>>218957939Millenials can't write their way out of a paper bag and zoomers are even more retardedWe have decades of content to rewatch so whateverAlso some of the video games are fun
>>218958691If Seth MacFarlane is bisexual, or gay friendly, then it's a very good chance you're right.
>>218941237No woman has ever look at me like that
>>218958691Mirror Worf wanted to try getting pegged when Intendant Kira suggested it.
>>218958797Point is, nuTrek is so full of deranged, mentally ill content, I for one have no desire to consume any of it.
>>218958797>We have decades of content to rewatchI can't just sit and rewatch the same old shit over and over and over for the rest of my life, I've already seen it a million times. This cope is and always has been dog brained.
>>218955682Unironically btfo your own argument
>>218958996Guaranteed modern toxic feminism has a lot to do with that.
>>218958691>He made his Worf a faggotDon't they say in that gender episode that his partner is one of the rare females that was forced trooned into a man?>Be so genetically straight that you're in an all-male society and you still find the rare born-as-a-woman
>>218959584According to dialogue in the show, it's not really that rare.
>>218959267sucks to be you
>>218959584>troonedNot an improvement to his case.
>>218958109let's be honest, the orville suckshis heart's in the right place but the talent isn't there
>>218959672A Trek fan who isn't so brain fried he can just sit and watch the same stories over and over for the next fifty years without lamenting that we could have had new great stories, but they were taken away by spiritual or literal faggots? Yeah, it does suck. Something great was destroyed for the sake of something gay and retarded, it sucks a lot.
>>218959267I don't know... I still listen to Beatles music, bro.
>>218959773I even perform it sometimes too, and the crowd seems to love it.
>>218959757> isn't so brain fried he can just sit and watch the same stories over and over for the next fifty yearsNgmi.
>>218959757Im not happy about nuTrek sucking but what can I do? Cry online to the void? No one cares. Im just saying if I want a Trek fix I can restart one of my favorite series or watch a few choice episodes
>>218957939Give it to Shatner
>>218959773Different medium, different length and depth, different volume of variety. Bad example to force a bad point.>>218959902>but what can I doThe literal least anyone could do would be to not pretend that their coping mechanisms are some sort of solution or gotcha to anyone acknowledging that nuTrek sucks dick. If discussion is "cry online to the void" why even post here?
>>218959993Herbert! Herbert!
>>218959993I came here to discuss the Star Trek I actually like, which is probably 75 percent of it spread out over dozens of yearsI havent noticed more than a few posts about Nutrek other than complaining about it, so what are (you) doing here? Theres been plenty of discussion and memes about the Trek I like
More hot scantily clad women, and a lot less Klingon pole smoking would be nice.
>>218960082>I came here to discuss the Star Trek I actually likeGreat, go do that instead of crying into the void when somebody acknowledges that watching twelve episodes on a loop for the next fifty years isn't a good replacement for the good shows we could have had and never got.
>>218960162you're just mad to be mad lol no more (you)s from me
>>218960162And here you are doing the very thing that you're complaining about.
At least Enterprise was attempting to do it right.
>>218960369agreed, I don't consider Enterprise to be Nutrek and it had some moments. Sucks about the shortened series
I will make more Star Trek myself. Fuck Paramount.
>>218942769I dont think it was implied or stated anywhere that he hadn't fucked at that point, only that he was fully functional. But yeah, 25 years of service before being stationed on the enterprise, there has to have been SOMEONE curious about the robodick.
>>218948381>oh god, did he...with me?>What? Oh, wesley, no, not at all. You just...watched.>I watched?>...and ate pie.
>>218960403Ikr?Here... Have some horny T'Pol.
>>218956460It is a fine, full, dignified beard.
the people demand sexualized vulcans
>>218946831Thank you Wesley.
>>218956186Did I ever tell you guys the story about the Navy chick that picked me up in a bar? Wait... I think this board's too blue for that.Nevermind.
>>218960893Yes. More of this please.
Heard that Starfleet Academy got canceled. Just wanted to come here to say cheers.
>>218960779The gel was always the funniest part of this. If it was actually for decon they'd just have a spray booth.
>>218947300>Motorboating?>Yes, it's a form of honorable combat between my face and your chest. Only the fiercest warriors prevail.
>>218952878>Jake, it's part of Nog's culture to tell Major Kira to "get back in the kitchen where she belongs." Try and be more understanding.
>>218941237Gotta love how their mouths pop open when they see something they like.
>>218944358>she had fun once in her 30 years of life that means there was no brutal genocide of Bajor!
>>218961718Sure but when man does they become the soijak meme
>>218964214who could forget the Auschwitz pickle ball court
>>218941237Hey Wes, we have to talk about space politics and stuff, why don't you go play with some fellow kids and a hairy 30something
>>218964482He was only 29! Still just a boy
>>218964660I've never seen such a wet behind the ears youngling
>>218946053This guy knows his shit
>>218954335This always slays me. It's like it's from some alternative bizzaro/pol/ that doesn't like Hitler.
>>218947278For me he's the 2nd best Trek character of all.
>>218960369ENF kino
i watched Re-Animator last night and it was pretty good, my only complaint is that it needed MORE Jeffrey Combs
>>218941830I can't stop seeing the US Mail pallets in the background on DS9
>>218951524That's odd, usually Trekkies are quite welcoming to children what with their show being extremely popular with pedophiles for some reason.
>>218966136>extremely popular with pedophilesI'm going to need a source on this claim that isn't your ass.
/trek/ is at a crossroads
>>218968099Nice dubs.
In 50 years Starfleet Academy will be known as one of the best treks of all time.
>>218967786Nta but probably picre.The obvious answer is that the people who get arrested for cp distribution are internet nerds and internet nerds like trek. Also it’s pretty dated so instead of trek it’s probably anime or fursuits now.
>>218968226>implying we'll make it past the Eugenics Wars
>>218968248lmao... Well then...
>>218941237Holy shot, who is this cute?
>>218964222That's because the move is so feminine, basedboy. Duh
In 1 week no one remembered STD
>>218968248A lot of pedos have the minds of children and children are drawn to fantastical worlds like Star Trek. That’s also why Roblox is ground zero for pedos. They aren’t just there looking for prey. They genuinely enjoy the minigames that are made for kids.
>>218965935now you can watch Casfle Freak
>>218941611flatcat
>>218966065Ugh, thanks. At least I don't plan to ever watch it again
>>218970020Wait if their minds are the same age then what’s the issue here?
Why didn't chuds just watch the shows that we told them not to watch?
