Here's your new trio
all inbred
>>218941488ron looks a bit chubby. he's supposed to be lanky
>>218941488>you know what we need >an hbo adaptation of children’s books that were made into movies like 10 years ago I really wonder how these tv and movie studios stay open with leadership like this
>>218941488Harry and Ron look bad, Hermione looks adorable and perfect for the role
>>218941488uhhhhh>>218941896anon they were made 25 years ago
>>218941834Ron and Harry are supposed to be jocks. It didn't work out in the film because Radcliffe only grew to be 5'2
>>218941896They stated measuring success in online chatter over a decade ago, so even your post counts as success.
>>218942061no theyre not. harry is the son of a cookie cutter fucking jock but james died before he got to raise his son. harry is the sarcastic little shit who coasts on good looks and popularity and ron is the poor doubtful sidekick who always feels sorry for himself (basically eeyore the donkey with a wand)
>>218941488She needs to show more skin
>>218941488Why is that kiddo so fat already? His neck is merging with his head
That squad is definitely not on point
>>218941488Hermione looks cuter than Emma Watson.
Who is this for? Zoomoids aint gonna watch this slop and Millenials already have the films.Was there seriously not a single zoomer book series they could adapt?
>>218942987It’s for the shareholders. It doesn’t matter if no one watches, just as long as they (pay people to) talk about it.
They're cute kids, what's the problem?
>>218941896theyre completely out of ideas. look at what won the biggest awards for last year>michael b jordan replaces tyler perryand>leo plays a stoned communist99% of all new content is a waste
>>218942061harry is supposed to look like a nerd
>>218941488It fee\s like they do this shit for existing ip so thesecyoung child actors can get a start on their acting careers. every movie with fresh faces of teens and kids predicts the next 7-10 years of movies and tv
>>218941896It's one of the biggest IPs on earth. It has a massive existing fanbase of insane paypigs that spend a ton of money on anything HP related and it's also a property for children which means a ton of new fans as well. People not understanding why this is one of the most obvious business moves ever in hollywood are so stupid it's unreal.
>>218941488damn new harry has huge ears
>already showing backShe understands the assignment
>>218941488Ron is supposed to be tall and skinny, not average height and fat
>>218941488How many of them are signing up for the next climate change ambassadors?
>>218942310tell me you didn't read the books without telling me. harry and ron are way more mature and manly in the books, they get dates with the hottest girls in school. the movies made them annoying little shits.
>>218941979You're both retarded deathly hollows came out in 2011 so 15 years so if you take his stupid opinion and you're stupid opinion you can average them to get a correct opinion ahh the wisdom of the masses.
>>218942310Ron is a pretty upbeat positive guy apart from book 4 and a few months in book 7 when he's wearing the horcrux
>>218941488>both boys are purebred, but hermione is a mystery meat for some reasonwhy
>>218943197>they get dates with the hottest girls in school
>>218942987Millenials will watch it
>>218941488school detention with Hermjeeta
>>218941488>middle aged losers are going to ruin these kids' lives because the show failed to make them feel like a child againP O T T E R Y
>>218943243not in school just their grade
>>218943274Burning for all eternity with satan
>>218943085settle down Jeff
>>218943298more like Harry Pottery
New ron looks gay
>>218941488>the poo is becoming more poo everyday >harry is looking more like a tranny everyday>ron is getting fat>draco now already looks 30>they've only filmed book 1lmao they didn't think this through
>>218941488They look fine the problem is the show itself looks like cheap lazy dogshit
The willpower to keep ron a ginger
>>218941488Seeing a lot of chest on the girl
>>218943190Give him a chance
>>218943274I don't know why you keep claiming she is Indian. The girl has zero Indian ancestry.
>>218943506trying way too hard anon
it's leviosaar, saar
>>218942987you can dislike it by principle without acting like a fucking retard.
>>218941488>series won't be yearlyIt's over before it even began, they will be 18 by the third season
>>218943616pakis, bengalis, and nepalis are all also indians really. She clearly has at least half of the dna of one of those.
>>218943771Nor does she have any of those.
Was the Aryan Chad not invited?
>>218941488please don't tell me that little ethnoid is hermione
>>218943771>She clearlydoes she?
>>218943844they took this from us
>>218943361Mary had Jesus when she was 12
>>218943890Emma Watson sucked as Hermione by the third movie.
>>218942976Agreed
>>218943805>>218943846what is she an iranian or something, goddamn. I mean look at it, it's obsviously not white.
>>218944007>obsviously not white.Are you trying to suggest the world consists entirely of "white" and "Indian"?
>>218941488Not good
>>218944007I don't know if you are aware of this but there are a lot of ethnicities that have brown skintones.
>>218944696but only jeets and pakis exist in realistic numbers in Bongland
>>218944696>>218944111>didn't answer the question>instead resorts to being snarkygoing by this response she's got to be a jeet
>>218944007She's Greek/English
>>218944835That's literally what you suggested. That if she isn't white, she has to be Indian.
>>218944007>she’s not white because she has tan skin but I’m totally white because I’m light brownoid jeet moment
>>218944922>what is she an iranian or somethingobviously not what i suggested, you just lack reading comprehension. Unless of course you believe iranians are indians
>>218943890and they can keep her thank you very much
>>218945086the chick that interpreted Daenerys in GoT is part jeeta tooHermjeeta is a more italian colored jeeta but still a jeeta
>>218945086What about it?
They had to blackwash at least one major character. Can’t be Harry. Can’t be Ron, even tho redheads usually get blackwashed, because the Weasleys are defined by their red hair. Can’t be Hermione because of the meme. Can’t be Draco because he has to be an evil white aryan. Maybe Dumbledore or Hagrid might have worked? But who would play them? That only really leaves Snape. Makes perfect sense for them to cast a nog for the part of the tragic, unsung hero who was not accepted by his peers and helped take down the ebil supremacists.
>>218941488Dumb idea casting a fat kid as Ron. The book has Malfoy constantly mocking Neville for his weight. With Ron being fatter than Neville, it would be weird for Draco not to mock Ron for his weight, too. This is awful casting. Black Snape, fat Ron, mystery meat Hermione (calling her mudblood takes on an even worse tone when she looks mixed with something)…What is wrong with these producers!?
>>218944891Pretty sure every actor in hollywood is lying about their ethnicity.She looks more sicilian imho
>>218945050Who’s the chick on the right? She kinda cute.
>>218945290like you know the difference
>>218945240But it’s horrible optics. Here’s just one example:>white kids accusing the only black teacher of being a thief with no evidence Literally every step of the way has a horrible narrative. His race changes everything.
>>218945263Its almost like you want harry potter to be an indie flick instead of a major movie studio project based on an internstional book franchise.
>>218945319Now that you mention it she looks like ai. Im not sure she actually exists
>>218945369They’ll probably be a few rewrites. If they cared about accuracy, they wouldn’t have cast him in the first place. But like I said, SOMEONE had to be black. It’s the rules.
>>218945470but there are black characters in the books
>>218945369>the only black teacherWe have seen 3-4 professors so far. Pic related is playing Flitwick
>>218943243They’re the hottest Indian twins in the British empire. They’re just bitches.
>>218945511Only minor ones. Niggers deserve top billing.
>>218943908Wrong. She was the perfect amount of needs correction.
>>218945770*without Watson we wouldn’t have gotten this sexy bitch.
>>218941488I miss weinstein. we'd get some good cunny on screen back then.
>>218945770No, she was shit. She just played herself and stopped even attempting to play Hermione.
>>218941488The Ron kid can't act, just based on the trailer.
>>218946342What the hell are you on about? Why are you bringing up Indians for saying that Emma Watson is a bad actress and plays herself in film roles?
My guesses>Harry will be fine, but forgettable>Ron will be a dud compared to his film actor and look less and less like the character as time goes on>Hermione will be surprisingly close character wise and be the most liked of the three
>>218946388>a person can't be like the character they're playing
>>218946300You're right but there are some weirdass uggos that simp after her hard, uggos tend to do that indiscriminately for midsEmma was also one of the pedo icons, similar to a Jordyn Jones. The pedo boomers get really touchy about her
>>218946342nothing there is incorrect
>>218946443She isn't like the character she played. That's the entire problem.
>>218946482What's wrong with it?
>>218943298yeah I'm 40 years old and I'm angry about this
>>218946443They can be. She isn't. She actually made an attempt to play Hermione in the first two films, then increasingly ceased bothering and just played herself, to the point that she's just same old Emma Watson that she is in every other role she's done by the fourth film. Who isn't a very good actress.
night and day
>European name European phenotype >has tan skin she must be a jeet or non white self insert Why are people so dumb
>>218946607>>218946531>>218946342The Indian obsession is really getting old.
>>218946662in fact she has the stuffiest toff name possible "Arabella Stanton", she 100% went to a posh boarding school
>>218945537Kino redeemed
>>218946667It's most likely other browns
Nah, she’s 6 years older than me. The cast were always the cool older kids to me when I watched the movies. Also Emma is cute as fuck. Lesser Emma fags like stone and the rich bitch need to leave this bread at once.
>>218946863I notice you keep saying Emma.
>>218945537No, Warwick is playing Flitwick. Yes, again.
>>218946922Yes Watson is prime Emma. I will not have my childhood crush be besmirched by the vagabonds on this board.
>>218946644it's like they're shooting the first movie with the lighting of the last. I guess it's good to have a more consistent tone but I also liked how the magical world feels more bright and whimsical in the first movie and gets darker and drearier as Voldy gets stronger.
>>218947058>continues blabbering about Emma Watson
>>218946919How is she black, she still looks whiter than the average italian
>>218946607>words words wordschuds can't meme
>>218947058The problem is the subject isn't whether or not you were attracted to Emma Watson as a kid, it's whether Emma Watson actually played a good Hermione Granger. She didn't.
>>218941488Based digits.
>>218943616>zero Indian ancestryAs far as I can tell nothing is publicly known yet about her parents or where they came from. If I had to guess, I'd say she's half white and half Indian or Paki. Which sounds like what you'd get if you grabbed a random Londoner out of a hat
>>218946919seek help, incel
>>218947178>can't read
she doesn't look indian. why do retards keep saying that?
>>218947276With that name? I doubt it
>>218947336Because that's now the only "darker than white" ethnicity they know
>>218947457>they made Harry asianno?
>>218947404My parents are from different countries, and my name reflects only one of them. Not a mixture
>>218941488Hermione will look like the Jeeta from the Witcher in the future.
>>218947648...good? She's a cutie
>>218943825Cause out of all them, he's the only one that's gonna have a career.
>>218943197You're retarded. Hair was small and thin with knobbly knees. YOU didn't read them.
>>218946644Whether it is bad lighting or camera tech or what, I don't know I'm not an expert, but obviously something has gone horribly wrong in modern film practice and it needs to be fixed.
I'm sure she'll grow a nice bunda, ese.Maybe some grapefruit-sized tetas, homes.
>>218947457Actual retard
Broccoli hair draco
>>218948076>fat people are still evilTsk...
>>218948134That's not a consistent thing in HP. Molly Weasley is fat and not evil
>>218943908This, males only give her a pass because they wanted to inseminate her
>>218941488"Early stage of babehood". It's time to show some feet.
>>218948239>men cared about the only part that mattered>also, the sky is blue
>>218947187The question of whether book hermoine is better than movie hermoine should be answered with a reading is for fags go to lit
>>218947421she looks italian here, and greek in othersi don't know why people keep saying dalit
>>218947987Harry was small in the first book, because he'd been poorly fed by the Dursleys and was undersized. By the time puberty hits, he grows to be tall, like his father. Not as tall as Ron, who is gangly like the Twins, but he stops being short quickly.
>>218941488Why does she look like a boy? Hard to fap honestly.
>>218948076That isn't even remotely "broccoli hair".
>>218948732Because they're just repeating a word they saw on /tv/.
>>218948848She doesn't.
My guess is the Hermione actress winds up being rather cute on-screen acting like Hermione and /tv/ ends up liking her.
>>218947617>My parents are from different countrieslmao mutt
>>218947336Because they spent a decade feeling victimized by black Hermione and need to continue the complaining
why is noone addressing the fact they made Potter look like a lesbian? how do you even make a 120yo kid look so lesbian? how is it possible to achieve?
>>218941488what about zoomer draco
>>218941488They should have cast Kylo as Snape.
>>218949820>Already wearing veneers at age 11Is it like this in bongland?
Hello...Harry Potter.
>>218947504Their casting is shit. Right looks better 10000%
oi
delectable body
>>218942987zillenials obviously
>>218941979The books and movies were culturally significant to the generation, they even feature in Boyhood, you won't get a new HP craze with more rehashes of the same thing.
>>218949820by putting women in leadership roles and positions of power
>>218941488finally, a truly Wretched Harmony
>>218951863She's cute.
Besides being dark as fuck, the trailer and the cast looks fine.
>>218941488NuHarry looks like a kid version of Keir Starmer
>>218943298goodI hate children especially child actors
>>218949820>OI WAS ROIPED BY VOLDEMORT
>>218941488wtf is that hermoine lmao
>>218951863ugly as fuck
>>218953812yeah, fuck them haha
>>218941488Why does Hermione look almost white passing here?
>>218954050No she isn't.
>>218954071Because her actress is olive toned and that can look very different depending on lighting
>>218941488Princess of Persia
>>218945263Since Neville is skinny now they can make draco body-shame ron instead I don't see the issue
He definitely got fatter look at his neck ..it's not HBO fault this kid just doesn't discipline
>>218949897He is lanky and tall like Ron was supposed to be ...
>>218951863She has tom Holland's type of mouth/ lips
>>218941896They saw the popularity of Harry Potter world and Hogwarts Legacy. It's really that shrimple.
where the cunny at?
>>218954726It's a British thing
>>218949897That's a pompadour. Are you stupid?
The character of Harry Potter is written as a girl. In fact all characters in the Harry Potter series are written as women because J.K Rowling cannot write from a males' perspective.
>>218942987Childless aging millennials will watch it with their fur babies.
>>218946644Is soul gone in this world? Where did it go?
>>218943908The only thing she sucked was my cock shut up fag
Its not just me they look kinda down syndromy right?
>>218954915No.
>>218954659If I was in the Harry Potter world I would definitely pig out on all of those magicalSweets
>>218943890Looks like Jenna
They accidentally cast one of the Parvati girls as Hermione.
>>218949510Kind of. Half British, half American. Still all white.
