ANYTHING OFF DEH TROLLEY?
>We'll take deh lot!
>>218942311ALL DEH GOD-TIER KINOS PLEASE NAN
>please Mr Potter, ever since I was a young witch I've dreamed about eating chocolate frogs on the Hogwarts ExpressSHUT UP YA DAFT CUNTI SAID THE LOT
DEHDY WOULD YOU LIKE ANYTHING OFF DEH TROLLEY
>>218942489>getting your fudge munched on the hogwarts express by the fat old cart maid memories that last a lifetime
>>218942311We'll take the picture of an indian guy sitting at a computer greentexting your post
>Everything. Leave nothing on it. In fact, go right now, take back all sweets you had sold and bring them to me. While you're at it, beat the shit out of every kid who bought anything from you. I'll give you fifteen grand for every chocolate frog you bring. This train's Harry's domain now, bitch.
>>218942535borderline incomprehensible
>>218942563drum roll please
>>218942535A psychotic synthesis
>>218942311>one blacked.com sub (subscription)
>>218942563bad news anon
I'll take the dullest franchise. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.>a-at least the books were good though "No!"he writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
>>218942535What the fuck
>>218942311Yeah, I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
>>218942535harry would you like some sausage
>>218942535>>218942617ooooooooooooooohhh
>>218942535This makes absolutely no sense to anyone who's been posting here for less than a decade
>>218942780Here's your large diet dr pepper ma'am
>>218942311If she's in the new series, this character should be one of the blacked ones.
>>218942535my sides are aching from the influx of utterly retarded shitposts over the last few hours and this is the final strawreally though i need an ibuprofen
>>218942901That's NOT what I ORDERED! I want to SPEAK to the MANAGER!
>>218942535idgi
>>218943113I've interpreted "soda" as dealers choice. As the manager of this fine establishment, diet dr pepper is our least selling product and I needed to push it out before it goes bad tomorrow. Sorry for the inconvenience. You are more than welcome to purchase another flavored soda any time.
>>218942535a daring synthesis
>>218942535A terrifying synthesis
>>218942535YER PROUD, 'ARRY
>>218942535I WANNA EAT CHOCOLATE FROGS
>>218942535Lmao
>>218942535PROUD
>>218942535Absolutely stunning
>>218942535lol
>>218942535They're Philosopher's Stones!
>>218942718>tfw I'm unironically nostalgic for /tv/ from just a few years ago
>>218944681Fucking 2020 was a better time than now. Can you believe it?
>>218942856Good
