The wheels have fallen off edition>FTL news:-- Vibes are being repaired again-- Piggy bank challenge, who fucking cares man-- Landon is in a very bad mood today-- James Drake stayed the hardest-- Bashir won cell-- Elimination on Thursday, typing challenge-- Hehehehe suicide>Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5>>218943935
>>218944779TOTAL WIGGER DEATH
>>218944779Casting Couch Crash out
LAST SEASON LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO
Second week of each season:Season 1:>Jon paints the kitchen with mustard>Damiel comes back to torture Letty>Baby challenge further increasing tensions among fish>Goldstriker kicks Simmons off in perfect Chinese after allegations>The cell challenge, bodily fluids all over the room cause multiple mental breakdownsSeason 2>Brian's girlfriend comes on the show, who has a mental breakdown every 5 seconds>TJ gaslit into believing Brian and CK are actors>Gross Nifty joins the tank, does horrible standup, is hated by all and gets clowned on by TTS>TJ losing his sanity not knowing who's an actor and who isn't>Trish has severe mental breakdown as Sam cuts her hair offSeason 3:>Alex B gaslit into believing knife is missing and he's going to get killed>Jeremy Gold terrifies the fish and throws a bottle at Alexis>Presidential debate, Vance trips and drops the cake>Fishtank reveal causes mental breakdowns among fish>Luke pushes Simbal back into his room, India BTFOSeason 4: >Freddy gets knocked the fuck out by red shark in boxing ring>Magician arrives and gets heckled by Xavier Ravenblood>Psychic medium does tarot readings for the fish>Seth becomes black>Letty and Ricky Berwick enter the tank and cause chaosSeason 5:>0 stakes cell challenge and uhh jet tells the audience he hates them>Ummm uhhhh yeah
>Robs your store
Apologize to Samuel Whitcomb Hyde right now and admit he was holding this sinking wigger ship together>b-but he has sex with teens!!That's a good thing>b-but he spergs out!!Gotta keep the fish in control and bring in some energy>b-but....his polit-Dilate
i can't wait for 6 hours of dead air time in a few minutes after this forced scene just because jet is going to run it his way. sounds great.
Bring in Hassle and end a week early. Kick Beth out and don't give her a hotel room or plane ticket.
It's sad we're at the point where every day now production has to switch to basement cam and defend how shitty their show is
>WE'LL GO WORK AT A MCDONALDSBIG MAC STATUS?
live by the triangle die by the triangle
Jet crashout when?
Send him in
AI edit guy make turn Emma into Jill Valentine from original Resident Evil 3
It's over
JET, YOU CAN ALWAYS CALL ROBERTO FROM EL ESTANQUE FOR ADVICE LMAO
cringing at the scenes
the peaks of season 3 will never be reached again.. shame..
I humbly apologize to Sam for keeping the show together by shutting Jet's retarded ideas down.
they need an old weird guy to go on his lap top then the show would be fine and based
REMINDER: Every season of fishtank peaks in the first week or two. (This is why Famous House 2 was so revitalising for S3) They need to do Goldfish Tank: Week one has a full cast, of that full cast only the most interesting stay, everyone else is immediately kicked out. Maybe the fish have "lives" that they lose if they're the most boring fish for a day/contribute nothing.Next week, another batch of fish arrive, it continues every week. The grand prize is proportional to how long you've been in the tank; if you're only there a week and you win, you get 5k. If you survive the full 42 days it's 50k.(It's called goldfish tank cause goldfishes have short memories and don't live long)This system would mesh really well with the Market and Stox system too cause it would inject a lot of unpredictability, immunity would be way more valuable too.
Imagine Sam looking into the camera and saying the shit Jet just did
this show reminds me of when I would procrastinate and do the least amount of work possible and hope everything just magically falls into place
FUCK THE AUDIENCE
Jet its not hard, we just want TLPs with minimal tattoos
This was the first Cell challenge where I don't feel like I missed anything by going to sleep and waking up to it being over
The show would be this bad and aimless with or without Sam.Remember S4?
>as production, all that matters to us is we are having fun>not delivering a good product>not making a good show for people who gave us money>all we can control is us, production, having fun, and if we don't have fun we will work at mcondalds because we don't careabsolutely fucking pathetic
LISTEN HERE BITCH
>YES I BANNED STREAMSTARS FROM S4>YES I BROUGHT AN EGIRL TO FUCK ME>ITS MY FUCKING SHOW>NOW GO MAKE CONTENT WITH HER
reminder that some nigger paid 360 fucking dollars for this
THIS IS A CUM TRIBUTE (the lack of volume is poetic commentary)
>WE WERE LISTENING TO TOO MUCH AUDIANCE FEEDBACK>THAT WAS THE PROBLEMEARS STATUS?
>>218944825It's a trainwreck that I can't look away from.
>Season 72 was just a warm up run. Gotta iron out the kinks.>Season 73 will be awesome. We're super prepared
>Give me the fucking money
>>218944779The scenes are a fun way to force the fish to get closer to each other and come out of their shell. They're cringe because it's forcing random with little in common to interact when they have zero chemistry.
>anons itt instantly diagnose the game mechanic problems >ignore them for 11 days>problems happen>blame the people who pointed them out
>09/09/2008 Decree Changing Name filed.>DECREE CHANGING NAME FROM BENJAMIN ANDREW JONES TO BENJAMIN ANDREW TAYLOR FILED.ChargesTaylor, Benjamin AndrewPC646.9(a)-F- Stalking 646.9(a) Felony 09/01/2019PC594(b)(1)-F- Vandalism $400 Or More 594(b)(1) Felony 09/01/2019ChargesTaylor, Benjamin AndrewHS11550(a)-M- Use/Under Influence Of Controlled Substance 11550(a) Misdemeanor 01/28/2019)
>>218944779>Doesn't listen to audience in first place>tries his own shit >fails epically>blames the audienceJet is a lolcow
>didn't address the fact that he introduced the worst freeloader of all time>after the viewers had been screaming for a good freeloader for days>still forces bits around herJet is and was always the problem, Sam I kneel.
>Breaking the number 1 rule of show biz
>It's not productions fault it's y-ACK!
>>218944856he literally did for the season 1 final
>>218944840that's the funniest part about this fall from grace, is that the mexicans are actually running it better (not that i watch the mexican version at all)
>season 5
>>218944882you wanna know a fun way to force the fish to get closer to each other and come out of their shell? CHALLENGES!
Give bingobongo a gun
Guys, help me outWhat was jet specifically talking about when he said he was done pleasing people and wants to do the show his way?What fucking way does he want the show to go?
>just get some everclear and a karaoke machine bro
The audience does fucking suck, no questions there
>>218944825and then go straight into an improv scene to demonstrate that they know what they’re doing with the show
fuck the 12000 viewers ,we good with 500
>>218944819>cries about charlie kirks death>this is go time....this is it.....>starts a 2k viewer letsplay channel
5 FUCKING SEASONS OF TRYING TO FIND THEIR FOOTING
>>218944867if you've ever worked on ANY collaborative project with fans/viewers/consumers, you would absolutely understand that if they ones creating are not in a good headspace, everything else falls rapidly.
Jet is a master manipulator. No wonder he gets all of those dime pieces with 1/4 inch wide self-harm scars.
we need a host guy who doesnt show up for 4 days at a time
>>218944913me rn
>audience rightfully calls out shitty bits and ideas>"so uhhh we are no longer listening to feedback"
STOP SELF INSERTINGSTOP BEING ON CAMERAJet just doesn't get it
WE JUST WANT TO MAKE IT TO THE END
>>218944883first time? >>218944885oh so.. you guys are doing that now
>>218944915Those are harder for chatgpt to generate.
WE ARE SAM HYDE
>>218944783Bashir shoved out JD, basically sat around, and asked them to leave because he was most at risk and didnt believe the twins or landon to be at risk, also seems like he is going to attempt to win the elimination challenge so he can get the bullet
>>218944923Don't know why they thought they could please all the various factions of schizo losers that watch this
Jet's nontent freeloader so bad that he announces the season is going to shit.
>>218944929they found it in season 3, and then...
I stopped today and thought about how people like Vicky just exist around us
>>218944928You missed the third step, Lilith/Emily/Alice/Luna
jet was literally bragging about having a $20,000 watch last night and now they’re saying they don’t give a fuck about money and will work at mcdonald’s? lmao
>>218944917He wants the show to be about him on screen playing Halo while talking to Nick Fuentes and Sneeko
>>218944880kek
It's a B tier cast stuck on a D tier season.
>>218944555they never actually listen to the audience. that speech served as both cope for themselves and to make retards feel like they're actually listening to the fans so the audience gets the fuck out of their ear for a while
>>218944929how about you make your own spin-off tough guy
>hmm we need new and interesting fish toys to make the show more exciting for the audience>i know! Lets forcefeed the fish boring lines and fake scenes
This feels like this is the last season of Fishtank
>>218944928trvke
someone asked for this
Sam still suck tho
>you now remember jet trying to fill up the inflatable whirlpool for 4 hours straight in s3
Kiwi farms were right, Jet Neptroon is a lolcow
>>218944885Wait ben has a felony?
>kills your showkneel
I am more invested in Jet and Ben being buttmad than anything else in S5.
They dont care if they go down to 500 viewers?
>>218944928sam is honestly based for seemingly giving up on the political grift to play oblivion with chris lynch
Very glad the bullet is being removed. You have fish that are seen as “boring coasters” that when pushed needed are willing to do shit like Anissa (even unprompted like the eggs or “shit”) but because of this might get eliminated while nontent people like Emma can keep skating on by
>$100/mo groupchat
>>218944930if you weren't a retarded reddit nigger kike faggot you would absolutely understand I don't give a fuck about your PTSD from being a loser faggot your entire life and expect something watching for a paid product. neck yourself tranny
CAN I GET A QUICK RUNDOWN SINCE THIS MORNING WHEN BASHIR CHARISMA'D HIS WAY TO WINNING THE CELL? THANKS ANONS!
>>218944999it's the only show right now to be honest
>>218944988Can we get Vicky dressed like Kagome from Inuyasha
@JETI KNOW YOURE IN THIS THREADFUCK GOOD VIBES NEPTROONSTART LOWER THE PRIZE POOL AND TELLING THESE FISH TO FUCK EACH OTHER UP
>>218944999This season is the best for Doomposters
>>218944880K E KEEKKEK
>>218945008>YOU ARE FUCKING KILLING IT RIGHT NOWThe show?
>>218944928>dear elon </3
>>218945007they've known the bullet was a bad idea since season 3
Maybe Jet can fly out Ice to teach him how to run a successful event.
>just had to say the line as dictated, "oh my god they're grafting..." with a sense of subdued awe/terror>OH my godd broo they're GRAFTIN BRO :o xDBeth insists upon herself.
fuck that fat ugly cunt ab infesting the wiggers and making them think turning the show even more into big brother was a good idea
was that a new ad?
>>218944971He doesn't want Fuentes because Jet is a libtard fag and would get roasted by Nick if he came on the show.
>>218945008THANK YOU PRODUCTION
>>218944988BASED
best ad
Bethheads run these threads
>Day 11>Girls in the dorm saying JD has cootiesthis show is over
>>218945008The type of person to pay $100/month to talk to Jet is exactly the type of person he shouldn't be listening to
>>218945008goy of the year award
>>218945021I have 0 screenshots of vickyyou'll need to give me one
why even call it fishtank at this point
>I just want to hand James the trophy so he thinks we're cool
>mfw no one is having fun
That song is the best part of the show
What went wrong with this season?
>>218944928>guys in two weeks the charlie kirk civil war will start>i will spend those two weeks playing video games to prepare for the race war
BB had this shit figured out 25 years ago. have the fish nominate each other then have the audience vote to save or evict
>>218945032This but unironically.
>>218944988Seems like it decided to use remake Jill. It'll do though thanks.
>>218945047haha funny body shape
>>218944999The wiggers crashing the show is 80% of the fun of fishtank
>>218945069ab having any input
3 days building up and telling fishes that someoen is coming for the most nontent freeloader of all time btw
>>218945069pretty much everything
>>218945047alt tattooed midwest lunch lady granny ass BITCH
Twitter fags please @Sam and beg him to come back.
>haha say faggot for free lol>wait... did you just say claire?
>guys go fuck yourselves, we fucking hate you because you dont think we're doing a fantastic job>here's an ad to buy the season pass tho
>>218945069the computer lab and everything after it
>>218945057thanhk_u
This thread alone is an example of why listening to your audience is a retarded idea, Jet you stupid bastard.
>>218945072nope that is retarded for fishtank
>>218945069unironically no Sam to shut the shit ideas down
>>218945069The producers had a star cast and refused to run an actual show TO OWN THE HECKING CHUD FANS. Rolly on my wrist haha have a typing challenge
remember the blueberry challenge
They literally stumbled onto the perfect formula on season 1 only to make it gradually worse by taking the advice of ab and the like into consideration.
>>218945005tranny postsaying based is tranny shit now btw
>>218945008>you are fucking killing it right nowThe guy who paid 100$ to doomerpost
Jet it's not as fun to bully you when you're so downtrodden.Stop justifying yourself and just run the show the people that complain don't donate anyway (I know because I talk shit all day everyday and have never paid you a cent).Sam wouldn't sit in a chair moping and begging the audience to stop being mean, give up on the show or suck it up.
>beth astroturfing disappears when jet starts sperging out on camera>beth astroturfing reappears when he's off camera done with his meltieI'm NOOOOOTICING
>>218945031Voting and kicking Brandon how they did were the biggest mistakes of season 3 by far
>>218945069listening to anybody even tangentially involved with stream stars
>>218945069Jet Neptune wasn't fired after Season 4
Has he ever taken accountability for anything?
>>218944885Gonna need a link for this
put 3 fat guys in and name them the big fat fuck brothers, this will save the season
>>2189450690 step ahead planning
>>218945069vicky left early
>>218944917what you're seeing right now.theater kid bits and goofy gags with no stakes. all that matters is giving the winner the 50k.
>>218945112kek
give emma the AIDS HOUSECOVID HOUSEAIDS HOUSECOVID HOUSESOMEONE IN THIS HOUSE HAS AIDS*GONG*
>>218945075I just said resident evil 3. I have 0 knowledge about that franchise beyond the character names
>>218945106no it isn't you are
you know what's funny is that the paypigs just glaze them and tell them everything is great but they know deep down they are gay and cringe and that's why they keep a /ftl/ tab open to hear our thoughts. we don't pay but that also makes our ideas and suggestions more pure and honest and they can't admit that but it's true.
>>218945121seconding tis
>>218945071>>218944985>>218944966>>218944928>>218945005>>218945027>GRRR WE HATE SAM FOR BEING ANTI WOKE>BETH AND EMA LIKE BLACK GUYS?!?!?NOOO THIS IS NOT WHOLESOME I HATE THEMmake up your mind woke faggots
>>218945106never
Ciara Marky Jet r9k
>I was banking on Beth making the show good>It's actually your fault
>>218945112we r all supporting beth here
>You can never go back anon. So just smile and look ahead.
Nigger™
>>218945015This would have saved fishtank
>Has decided that rigging it specifically to get the guy who's made them the most through TTS needs to get out by not getting rid of the bullet.It was this stupid bullet idea that made the show so flacid. They arn't going to start acting like apes once its gone because they still have no incentive to do so.
>>218945069>No Sam>JetYeah
How sexually frustrated is Emma?
>>218945072true
>>218945057
>>218945047Mints if he lost weight
>>218945121Gonna see this on the whiteboard tonight.
>>218945143White Trish
there just doesn't seem to be much production added to the show, these bumpers they're playing right now for example during ad breaks, where is stuff like this now? why do they have nothing? everything is recycled, the cameras are ass, and the cast sucks dick, the fans have to make idiots like bashir and james drake interesting
jet the type of nigga to see every vehicle in the world functioning using the circular wheel and then thinking nah fuck that i gotta invent something myself and it can't be a circular wheel
Time for pizza and another ball brothers segment
>>218945041Fuentes is gay as fuck
>>218944880Making fun of the show is funnier than the show. This is the energy we need.
>>218945153this sucked though
>>218945147LITERALLY LMAO
>>218945097>told him this morning the perfect solution to the Bashir/James Drake thing cell shit was to let it play out for free content, then say that actually Anisa secured the only immunity because she ate the immunity poopMaybe he should have fucking listened.
>>218945116once with landon on this season and that was it the ONLY time I seen him fall on his sword and it was for a bit
>>218945069Wiggers run amok.
>>218945055i make $100 in like half a billable hour, wanted to join just to see what kind of faggot weirdos are in there but meh
i dont know i just think the concept is flawed and fishtank will always suck.
>>218945143calm down
Do you think Jet will realize how useless the shop is?
>>218945008Why are they trying to pivot so much? They seem to want to produce something that isn't fishtank. Normies don't want to spend $35 for a tts jet. That's just the truth.
Realistically what happened is they opened up this basement chat which only contains the apex paypigs. These apex paypigs aren't the spergs who enjoy the show or the silent crowd who has stuck with it for 4 seasons without being whiny faggots. The basement chat was full of middle aged newfag AB clones who got in Jet and Bens ear and hyped them up with a feedback loop. Since Jet and Ben know the paypigs are a cash cow they gave into everything and saw the money stack up. They ignored the actual quality of the show and let it degrade slowly despite a promising start and didn't care. Now their feelings are hurt and they are throwing a little tantrum
>>218945106
>REMEMBERREMEMBER>REMEMBERREMEMBER>REMEMBER
Their Idea of a Good show is throwing balls for 3 hours btw
>>218945072They tries that in S2 with the standup challenge that TJ was supposed to be eliminated in. But then Sam rugpulled him to eliminate Taylor
>>218945069Not firing Jet
>Camera guy has his hand over the mic
synchronized head tilt
>do more polls>make them freeThere you go, fixed your fucking show.
>>218945145tybg stay based stay positive LOVE
>>218945143I can hate Sam for being a fag and both girls for burning coal
content overload rn
Stock update!>JD - 106>Emma - 109>Beth - 114>Head - 115lmao, how the fuck are you hated more than Head, arguably in the top 5 worst freeloaders?BRTUAL
>>218945080The digests are good but after somebody pointed out how much she hates women I can’t unsee it in the episodes. She even has a few snide remarks about Anissa during Drunk POS who was legit funny during that
i support beth because i've seen her naked. i support emma and bongo because i want to see them naked
>>218945069nothing, its been great except some small things.
DOOMPOSTER VIBE REPAIR DAY
fire mints and ab
>>218945200adam would've been a good fish
I’m tired of Coddletank.
>>218945069>only casting type b personalities >"why arent they doing anything?"
>is the only one to this day who got it right
>>218945069The game mechanics they designed fundamentally discourage being interesting. Outside of that just a lack of effort and incompetence. Why bring in Bam Margera and have him not pull Bam Margera pranks on the cast? WHAT WAS THE POINT?
>>218945069Same core problem as every season: hubris. Ego.
DUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHH AM BEDTH AAAAAAHHHHHH DAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AM BEFDFPTH UHHHHHHHH AM BAFTHDT HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>no Sam>no Bex>no Cowboy>everything is barely hanging onKekSo Sam was the glue actually. Even S4 was better at this point
little caesars for supperfeeding spiderswatching AEW Dynamite at 8finishing res evil 6 tonightthis season suckssssssssss
>>218945187he was supposed to restock it
>>218945231my president
i Love making pretty princess Ben laugh with my shitposting <3 i know I'm his favorite poster <3
I like to believe my hate posting made a difference and will lead to jet’s eventual crash out
>>218945231Based Tai
>>218945169Trish is a good woman
Jet is so low IQ that the only reason "the bullet" is and was a thing in the first place is because he likes paintball and wanted a way to shoehorn it in to the show, without thinking about it.
>>218944858Other than the computer room gaslight, when the FUCK did he ever listen to the audience?
Reminder Jet even ruined Ben, he's just another wigger.
>>218945171I LOVE BINX SO FUCKING MUCH OH GOD
>>218945153That picture is sooooo hate and death only good people are Payton and Fatty
>>218945231mogged everyone, sam, wiggers, fish, the audience
>>218945237I laughed
is this right?
>>218945119https://www.judyrecords.com/record/lavoan669c5fhttps://www.judyrecords.com/record/0yghvmus0693
jet sound so pissy over the intercom lmao
>>218945209Lowest STOX should’ve been booted
>>218945231WE LOVE YOU GOAT!
they dearly need to hire someone to do game design and create challenges for them
New host, but not new production? That makes no sense at all.
>>218945153Based Burt was a fun arc.
it’s a vibe repair season
>>218945243>So Sam was the glue actually.It really is crazy how this season kind of makes this objective fact. Wild.
AB told him the bullet was a good idea.AB is getting paid to make shit S3 edited episodes that completely miss the point of the gaslight.
>>218945191Do you unironically think there are Audiance members going>DUDE JET DRESS UP LIKE ELVIS AND DO A BIT>HEY JET PLZ DO BALL BROTHERS JET>HEY JET, PLEASE GO FUCK HIGHSCHOOLERS AND DO WHIPPETS IN THE BASEMENT. THAT'S WHAT THE AUDIANCE FUCKING LOVESCome on now
>>218945231He knew
has jet even played the crack amico song for bingbong yet
>>218945198TJ actually argued and convinced Sam that his standup was better than Taylor's.
>>218945262>good people>fatty
>>218945153This was the lowest point of S3 though
Are they even trying to break the piggy banks any more?
jet not even coming upstairs man this is so fucking stupid
>>218945258Ben is a good woman <3
>>218945256just like everything else
>>218945143No one cares that Sam is anti-woke, that's his brand, we care that he was being a pussy lmao
>>218945165Vicky managed to be worse than Tayleigh
james "james drake" drake putting the magic bullet thru jet's skull
damn, just noticed that Bongo has got a little bit of meat on her
The fish make content on their own given minimal direction.JUST GIVE THEM THE DIRECTION JET
>>218945106Based was something started by Lil B you stupid faggot
>>218944998she deserves oxychan treatment
>>218945138Resident Evil 2 and 3 (and 4 recently) got remade, and of them all RE3's remake was considered by virtually everyone to be bad. The redesign of Jill Valentine was controversial among nerds because for 20 years they were jerking off to Julia Voth modeled Jill, but the few people of discerning taste knows new Jill modeled after Sasha Zotova is the best Jill.
>>218944859Angelica is a loose big piece now
>>218945282Unironically yes to the first two. You underestimate how retarded paypigs
jesus Emma really fucking hates JD
>>218945258ben chose to be his gay little sidekick
>>218945019I already responded to you in this thread >>218944954
>>218945287nah bro that shit is trash
OOOOF THINGS ARE GETTING HEAVY FOR PRODUCTIONTIME FOR MORE PIZZA AND VIBE REPAIR
>>218945275
what actually happenedafter a disaster s4 that was enough to pull the plug they spent over 8 months doing barely anything that matters and created this mess
>>218945281S3 episodes being a famous house show and not the fishtank gaslight aspect is the most incompetent thing i've ever seen
>>218945281this. more ab hate is necessary. she is a fucking cancer.
>>218945204>being a fag is promoting laws that ban more coal in your countryokay cuck
>>218945269Thanks, babe
the show sucks and that's why i watch
>>218945291thats right, and we keep looking back to what we consider good, but we can't. we just have to look forward, realize it will never be enjoyable, smile and move forward.
is jd an actual rich techno bro?
>>218945181That's actually gay as hell jimmy-tier elimination cocklips shitGiving the win to James was the way forward and a perfect response to Bashir coming back after being eliminated. The clock didn't stop, nigga.
>>218945261Shut the fuck up George
I lowkey think season 6 is gonna be the one where Jet shines fr.
>>218945341lol, no
>>218945282for the first two absolutely yes
>>218945008>better to die standing then living prostrated
>>218945244Have you fapped to the twins?
>>218945287No no fucking clue why. I'd love to see how happy it makes them because they are my daughters
>>218945313oh ok. yeah comparing the two, I like the remake one better too
>>218945316cuz he's a faggot ass wishy washy bitch
we're only 1/3 of the way through the season
This is amazing bro. Nothing they will do will save this season. This is some karmic vengeance for their hubris.
>>218945351holy plap
>>218945341He's a wagie that fucks trannies
>>218945269Who?
Why would they waste their money when production hands them out food and red bulls to make them do shit lol.
>>218945333cope faggot
>>218945268holy fucking basado
COLE.FUCKING.WON.
>>218945231him being introduced in season 1 is one of the best moments in fishtank history>the fish finally getting over the awkwardness of the first few days>finally start bonding with each other during a camping night where they all sleep in tents by a campfire>sam suddenly says a new fish is joining the house at like 3 in the morning when the cast is in pitch black>shines a flashlight on tais ghoulish face>someone screamskino
I think season 5's shittyness is part of its charm
why does anyone care about store money
>>218945184youre a retard
>wiggers have to on stream and address how bad things areI honestly haven't noticed it being THAT bad. Guess I'm just used to this being shit, so I don't really notice when things are extra shit.
season 5 is starting in 30 minutes
I'm actually watching the show
It's cute y'all pretend. Your gggghidi in Urnf
i have the same shirt as emma
>"if we had it our way, they'd all be doing n-slave in the computer room now"also>more scenes
these vibes are suspenseful. it's like the calm before the storm. my eyes are peeled
>>218945382We are in this together.
>>218945365they still can but won't
>>218945287You mean the one that talks about their dad cumming in them?
I believe that, and this would so crazy considering I'm a fan and I know literally nothing about the show but... probably giving them money for winning challenges would solve like 90% of the issues and no one actually trying to win any challenges and playing super defensive friendtank all day
>>218945069>the bullet>rented house so no damage allowed>vibe repairs everyday>doing ironically bad "scenes" which only made sense in Famous House and were trash anyway>hiring a mouth breathing cameraguy with parkinsons>"lol let's makes them silently sit at a computer no real reason">1 real cash challenge in 11 days
>>218945378Always did.
Call me a faggot but I was mostly happy with this season until the day after drunk POS. The golden bullet does suck though.
>OH PLEASE OH PLEASE JET DON'T DO ANY PREPERATIONS AND DON'T THINK UP ANY CHALLENGES, THAT'S WHAT WE THE AUDIANCE WANTDAMN BRO. I GUESS IT WAS ALL OUR FAULT.SURELY NOW THAT WE'RE EARS OUT. THEY'LL TURN THE SHOW AROUND
>>218945381when they told them his name was simon vance mumbled under his breath "this is so fucked" while laughingincredible moment
you have to do stuff to use the pointless fucking market!!!!
>>218945032compare ices RV to sams and jets RV trip. MDE sucks
>>218945392OMFG SOMEONE CHECK ON JET
>>218945392i get it man that's fair
fuck you wiggers
Why are his pupils always so dilated?
>>218945329They even had a story arc where director Gay Ben and G. were fighting over the direction.But that wasn't part of the Famous House canon, so it's not part of the edited episodes.I don't know how someone can mess it up so bad.
Luke or Xavier Ravenblood could be a better host
they're too afraid of people leaving, just let them all leave, who cares? give the $50,000 to no one, should have lots of backup people anyway
things have never been the same since Brandon mogged the tank
pay these fish for their timeinvite 20 peoplejust copy big brother international every day is an eventreset and go
>>218945373The market was ultimately a failed bit because they don't want to buy food or nicotine.Should've had fishtoys for the fish, allow them to buy the ability to handcuff two other fish together or put a bag on someone's head to make them shut up for an hour.
HOLY FUCK BREAK BASHIRS BANK IT'S THE FUNNIEST OPTION
did bam bring the normie audience to fishtank? does he even post about it on his social media?
I get that it's hard to prepare because you never know how the fish dynamic will pan out, but seriously they need to get better at it and have contingency plans to draw from if creativity falters
Bingo is DEAD!
just trying to make it to the end so we can get head from beth ya’ll bear with us
>Make content, be entertaining, put in effort, and you will be fine on fishtank. Voting eliminations fucked this all up going back to famous house and season 3. Sam SPECIFICALLY SAID in Vegas voting doesn’t work for fishtank since it’s a 24/7 show and you NEED the content makers to be there. We don’t NEED hellhouse or poop house but you CANNOT DO ELIMINATIONS ON FISHTANK IT DOES NOT WORK. LONGHOUSE FUCKS EVERYTHING UP
>inviting bongo onto the show who is immediately revealed to be desperate to fuck production.Strike One.>rushing to be the one to give first aid to Emma when her knee gets fucked up so she becomes dependent on him so he can fuck her laterStrike Two.>Having Head on the show, who was a great freeloader, and then allowing him and the fish to pull off fake bits, immediately killing all trust in the audience who now second-guess anything funny that happens because it's possibly fakeStrike Three.>Charity and Bezos, neither of whom are boring, quit on day 2 (!?!?!?!?), allowing Bashir to be eliminated by Emma, the most boring fish, only to bring him back later and totally kill the "serious competition" angle they were going for. also losing Vicky in week 1Strike Four.>"Guys listen; ELIMINATION WILL BE AT 7PM, so six hours from now">actually elimination in one hour>actually fuck it elimination nowStrike Five.>doing major challenges in Season Pass only rooms, fucking with PPV so it doesn't work during critical moments, hiring a godawful cameraman who acts like a buddy with the fish and can't operate the camera properly.Strike Six.
that gross bitch is eating spam in the market
>>218945348
>>218945445Bro, nobody wants to watch this boring dogshit
>Season 4 ends in a shitshow>"We will be prepared for Season 5"How does not prepared Jet look like...?
Can you imagine Jet trying to salvage S3 without any of Sam's input? Lmfao
>>218945434>Xavier Ravenbloodget this absolute faggot as far away from the show as possible
SEND HER IN
we had one good day this season
>>218945341He works for Mercor or one of those other ai prompt companies. He doesn't have an actual engineering background or actually develop ai, he just writes and graded prompts
i agree with jet that most of y'all have niggercoal ideas
Hey guys James drake is actually ocd please do what you will with this.
>>218945397If we had our way we would be playing halo and being friends :3
fuck it. when are they doing Hell in a Cell challenge?
>>218945426KEK production are being raped non stop this season
>>218945310ok well its not 2009 anymore and now trannies primarily say it
qrd on the piggy bank challenge?
>>218945445Brother, we autistics can barely stomach Fishtank with NontentHow the fuck are Social media addicated Tiktok Normies going to stomach such nontent
>>218945450Yeah elimination should be based on production and audience. This way fish can see what works, what makes the show good, etc. Fish elimating each other just makes people long house.
>>218945429He looked like a fucking shark during The Cell. His eyes are fucked up.
The state of paypigs man
>>218945440It's when Sam realized his views will never win normies over, and he'll only have his mde toadies. So now he's a political grifter.
>>218945329It could have worked if it had the production value of an actual network reality show. It just looks like a youtube vlog.
MOVE PTZ WE DO NOT NEED 3 FUCKING CAMERAS POINTED AT THE BAR AT ALL TIMESFUCK
>>218945356no. ive been fucking to a skinny blonde girl i fucked a decade ago.
SEND HIM IN
Bam seems done after that Ryan Dunn TTS yesterday.
the show is over, this is the last season, no viewers no tts no sam no sexy chicks no karate lessons no nothing
>>218945429Autism
it's a bad show
>>218945476doubt it, I get triggered just looking at his shirt
>>218945430the episodes should have shown behind the scenes of sam andproduction laughing their asses off whilst gaslighting the retards but we got none of it. famous house was only funny because it was a ploy to implement normies into the fishtank setting.
Come on jet! Pick up the phone!
>>218945471which one was it
>>218945508
James cleans more than Landon and he does it unprompted
>>218945485stop saying it then so less trannies say it
>>218945485trannies started breathing too you know
This is why Sam is missed and needed. As long as you put in effort and told him you were trying he would work with you and help you out. JUST DO SOMETHING and that’s all Sam wanted from you. All these fish worry about now is “I can’t do this I can’t do that or I’ll be voted off”
>>218945508Bam was done by Day 3
>>218945498>run your plan Plan?
>>218945498better to die standing than living prostrated
>>218945524frank ramos
>>218945392>>218945424>>218945425JET JUST HAD A SEIZURE FROM THE GALAXY GAS LIKE BURGER PLANET IN THAILAND
haley "cryokeen" gaming freelancer has a new cum tribute target
Bongo playing with the rope in the background is cute. Sure would be nice if one of the NIGGERS in the basement put the PTZ on it.
>bashir has his pig locked away safely>still doesn't do anythingthis the guy you kicked the content queen for?
>>218945508They had TTS turned off for the 5 minutes he was upstairs doing interviews earlier
>>218945426seeing him surrounded only by retards is worth it all. I want to see how this changes him
IMISSSAM:(
>>218945498Is this the $100 basement telegram?
>>218945426taking the trash were it belongs.food delivery for jet!!!
>>218945231>that day during seasons 1 where he locked himself in the master bedroom and sperged out with a bottle of vodka all day
>>218945524Lol Frank sees the season is devolving into total shit
>>218945429he's a ginger
GIVE THEM MONEY FOR WINNING CHALLENGES YOU STUPID NIGGERS, IT'S AS SIMPLE AS THAT. NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT IMMUNITY AND WE KNOW FOR A FACT THAT YOU WON'T STARVE THEM TO DEATH SO THEY DON'T GIVE 2 SHITS ABOUT BUYING FOOD ON THE MARKET, THEY LITERALLY KNOW YOU GUYS AT PRODUCTION DON'T PLAY FAIR SO THEY DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT IMMUNITY, BUYING SUPPLIES FROM THE MARKET, WINNING RETARDED CHALLENGES FOR 10$ OF PLAY MONEY. GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING RETARDED WIGGGERS
>>218945527he needs a song
>>218945524i need frank hassle to rape JD before he leaves
>>218945429He's constantly dazzled by the briliance of Allah AZWJ
womp womp
>6 challenges in 11 days>"why is everyone no negative?"
Can ANYONE tell me where did Jet Goodson Neptnovich find this ABSOLUTELY FUCKING USLESS cameraman?
>>218945329Yeah, the edited episodes are so shit. The fake royalty-free music is so brutal too. Thankfully, we have the cucumberfeet recaps mixed with solid clips due to S3 being so kino, so it's whatever.
jet dont give a fuck anymore, he got his bpd slampig for the season he said fuck yall!!!
A freeloader so bad that Jet confessed the season is doomed btw
Jet ineptroon dies tonight
in house eliminations work in big brother because:there is head of household competition (who gets to put 2 people up for nomination)there is power of veto competition (who gets to take one off the block and then head of household can replace them)there is immunity challenge (someone gets the immunity and can use it on themselves or give it away to someone on the block)all the while there is constant backstabbing, strategizing to manipulate the flow of votes and itemsits also a fair show you can run on an accelerated schedule
WHAT IS THIS NIGGA DOING???? WHAT IS THIS CHALLENGE. WHY IS EVERYONE JUST TALKING TO EACH OTHER
>>218945516I remember them saying cameras were setup in the basement for S3, I might be wrong though.
>>218945069Nobody in Jet's ear to tell him what he's doing is fucking stupid and detrimental for the show. >no room posters>lack of FT identity>no beef bell>no Sam>no plan for freeloaders>small cast>lazy casting>half-baked chatgpt challengesThe wiggers are now vibe coding their way through the season again after being told their shit stinks and basically admitting they've stopped caring, they just want to get the season over with.
>>218945532The fault lies with Sam for giving over control to Jet in the first place instead of someone competent after seeing how Jet ran it for 4 fucking SeasonsI guess he really just thinks this is a dead project and wiping his hands clean with it. But fuck it's really a blow to the fans who did like Fishtank
>>218945069They never learn anything from the previous seasonsThis is fucking season 5 they should have already figured out the formula by now
>>218945524There’s no way he doesn’t cave and do this
>>218945555Yeah
>>218945524this is so fucked up
>>218945574shitty retarded cameraman . com
>>218945553We all do, please someone get in contact with him to fix this shit, at the very least he can demote Jet and get Ben in charge.
It's his fault, idk what he did, but it's his fault
>>218945564>10$
really rooting for my favorite contestant to win the contents of the piggybank so they can buy stuff or not
>>218945485>MUH TRANNIES USE BASEDfuck off tourist faggot
>>218945574He just points the camera at noise
>>218945429boner from beth.
>>218945310Zoomers trying to steal words from our culture and pretend its their own yet again. The lil b disrespect is disgraceful.
>>218945573Just one more vibe repair and the season will be saved trust me bro
Imagine if Fishtank was produced by the MDE crew from the very beginning. We would have an actual show.
>>218945582HATERS STAY MADHATERS STAY PRESSED
>>218945574that;s Bam's friend that he forced on the show
You now remember how much a fuckshow the prison arc was in season 3 and how it was all jet’ fault.
>>218945588Challenge?
>>218945410i fully agree. the rented house thing is probably the biggest since having to cull any threat of damage takes any momentum away. and im not saying S2 level destruction, just the hyper babysitting is lame. also>no smoking inside/cig deliveries
>>218945559>when a paypig snatched his bed in the middle of it
>>218945612
>>218945498isn't the point of this $100 telegram so they listen to them kek
>why are you guys mad at us still? we did ball brothers for like two hours last night. we’re done listening to feedback.
>>218945550Bashir doesn't want to fuck with Landon. The problem is Jet is allowing this to be friend tank. He needs to come up and tell them the main prize pool is about to drop 5k if they don't start COMPETING against one another it's a FUCKING game not a stalemate
>>218945516>the episodes should have shown behind the scenesYeah, it's wild that Fishtank is such a unique set up, but all the edited episodes are the most generic Big Brother episodes. All the charm and uniqueness of Fishtank is drained in those episodes.
>just dont do anything and you get to keep whats in your piggie bank
>>218945614remember when alex b insisted on being a prisoner lol
Fuck itYall want old fish backThen have themWho do you want
>kiwifarms says its great>you guys say it suckswho to bolieve
>>218945614Sam was so over Jet when that happened
>>218945547nina mentioned cryo on a recent stream and said something like>I love cryokeen! Wait, maybe I shouldn't say that or he's gonna make a tribute of me lol
>>218945410damage is not forbidden in a rental you just have to fix it or forfeit a security deposit
>>218945633Shadi
>>218945633michael
>>218945524they're not bringing him back, jet hates him
>>218945633Simmons
>>218945633Cole
>>218945588WE'RE NOT FUCKING LISTENING TO THE AUDIANCE ANYMORESTOP WATCHING
>>218945047Beth is extremely plappable
>>218945633
>>218945633Ian and Mauro
>>218945600he actually is partially to blame along with ab. he has horrible ideas.
>>218945633Scott Sullivan MMA
>>218945633Call Jeff now he can save this season
>>218945633I DON'Texcept airsoft fatty
>>218945638Probably not the troons.
>>218945617I think its the stand around and be boring challenge. Can't believe they are running it back for the 4th day in a row
This will be the last season of Fishtank. Sam Hyde new when to jump the ship.
>>218945638>bolieve
>>218945633Michael
>>218945624Yeah but the only ones dumb enough to pay to get in are beta yes men
>>218945633Jon
>>218945633PAYTON ROSE
>>218945633Spongebob
>>218945633live female titties
>>218945633claire
>>218945633burt it up
>>218945638tune in for 30 minutes and you'll be able to see how nontent it is with your own eyes
>>218945633induring replying to baitfreddyalex ggrab a few hoodrats
>>218945643sparkles and champagne
>>218945116>Hey you see that 20k dollar Rolex on my wrist
>>218945398they're literally just waiting out for the challenge to be over right now
>>218945633Simmons with a public apology from you for lying about him
>>218945633Sam
Why would they even listen to the retards on twitter in the first place? They're MAJOR Letty fans who are all yelling 'Letty W!' every time she had a production forced bit. Now those same people talking about how Letty is was a 'content queen' feel like they hold the show hostage. And no one can ever compare to her queen, so they just throw shit on everyone
>>218945633make the call
>>218945633Ciara
>>218945633vincente ramos
We are out of ideas what should we do
>>218945633airsoft fatty
Rare based TTS
>>218945643le-gen.......wait for it.....DARY!
>>218945633Sensei Scott
>>218945633NINA
>no bloodgames 2>half assed S5just shut it down
>>218945687reddit
>>218945633Call Sam you need him
>>218945638Us. When Jet says "twitter" he really means these threads, and he is mad that he can't impress us. Twitter has a full range of opinions, and plenty of positive. This place is the only place with unfiltered feedback.
>>218945487Money in them, content bullshit but a freebies cause they were broke. Landon touched up on the twins for their decoy and everyone has theirs hidden
>>218945529>>218945530>>218945603sorry bros i know its your ebin meme word and makes you nostalgic for kekistan or murdochmurdoch or whatever gay shit, but my fingers on the pulse and im right about this one. based is a dead meme and has been adopted by discord users and trannies
>>218945638>ESLI am disgusted
bitchtank whores were not fishit was NOT fishtank
>>218945693It's like there's no incentive to win it. Wait, there isn't.
>>218945702reminder that the entire season derailed over a clairepost. claire won.
>>218945701Lmao, do you think they were listening to anyone?You have to be as retarded as Jet to believe this
if your buddy wins hoh he isnt gonna put you up for elim so you are safeyou can put up non targets and get them swapped later so if you put your target up they cant be taken down by a veto because they arent up for elim at that momentif your enemy wins hoh you are in a rough spotyou can win immunity and remove yourselfyou can game the votes for the other personwhoever wins the veto can remove someone so everyone will be trying to get in their ear
I liked Sam hyde more when he was seething and doing Kickstarter tv
>>218945633just get random autists not porn stream stars whoresotherwiseTAI
Rolly on my wrist niggaear out niggggggaaaa
>>218945633Alex B, Cole and Jin
>>218945633FreddyDirencThey earned they're spot, and it's bullshit they aren't allowed to come back.
Jet it up (again(again(again(again(again)))))
This already feels like the grimmest last week possible, reminds of lowest lows of S2. Two more weeks for this?
>>218945728Haters stay pressed!
>>218945728Haley is the exception.
>>218945633Please don't, YOU GUYS COMPLAIN EVERY SINGLE DAY THAT FANS ARE RETARDED, YET YOU LISTEN TO THE MOST VOCAL RETARDS ASKING FOR IT. DON'T BRING OLD FISH BACK, THATS ONE OF THE GOOD CHOICES YOU MADE THIS SEASON
Mints and AB killed Fishtank
>>218945738it's good that they aren't
>>218945724thank you
>>218945592Looking back jet and ben should’ve been regulated to tech and background management while Sam controls the hosting, vibes and narrative. Jet wanted to be the main star tho and that goes back to the season 1 episodes where he made it all about him sitting on the bed at the end
>>218945723the thread was complaining about the bullet being retarded just a few minutes before jet had the meltdown
>>218945728No shit
>>218945633Cole and Marky pls
>>218945633FreddyMake the call goran
>>218945602wait, is that real?
>>218945633freddy and direnc you cowards
I just reached Atlanta, jet it didn’t have to go down like this. It could’ve been different.
>>218945718>everything fun that isnt shit being smeared on a wall is redditDreadful
>Jet makes announcement whoever has their piggy bank broken must sleep in cell>No one makes any move to break a piggy bankproduction has officially lost all power to these people.
>>218945734yeah ,15 years ago
>>218945633bring ab on and have her be tortured by cole and bashir
>>218945738Oh yeah wtf happened with that, didn't production give them the option to come back instead of taking the money??
>a stones throw away from ATL>not doing hoodtank night
>Bring in a challenge where due to the nature of the best taking out someone. Everyone has to play nice except for shitting on JD.Can Jet even explain why the fuck he went away from what made fishtank work?
New threadarino>>218945779>>218945779
>>218945767no>check fishtank.observer
Give the twins the $50k and just let everyone go the fuck home. Release us from this shit show
>>218945775sam did
Were S2 lowest moments also this horrible?
>>218945772No real money on the line, no one cares.
>>218945796They were rough, but eventually the house became so much of a mess that the boredom kind of became a vibe.
>>218945796Season 2 was grim
>>218945633They don’t need old fish, they need a bad cop. Make Frank the 2nd host & in charge of getting fish to believe production gaslights despite Bam.Fill the house with new freeloaders, 1 person can’t dig you out of this hole, especially if they’re new guys.Either that or let Freddy free.
>>218945726cope
>>218945796No, even though I was all in on Cole and hated Jimmy, Jimmy was at least retarded enough to make shit happen.
>>218945652he ruined Famous House desu
>>218945753mints can fix it by twerking on live
>>218945633direnc
>>218945772Why would you bother doing that if you don't get a benefit from it and all that happens is somebody gets mad at you and makes you a target for elimination?
>>218945514Hi jet
>>218945633FREDDYALEX BTAI
>>218945772bullet makes this addition retarded
>>218945796seeing the basement crew in real time makes this significantly worse
>>218945498LMFAO
>>218945633Get Freddy & Alex B as Frank Hassle replacement tag team + Direnc & Ninafuck it
>>218945613he's an actual TV cameraman from Atlanta they found through Craigslist. >Source: I know himhttps://www.instagram.com/adam_pelerosehttps://imdb.com/name/nm12746421/
>>218945633DO NOT BRING BACK ANYONE FUCK OLD FISHWORK WITH WHAT YOU HAVE
https://www.instagram.com/adam_pelerose
>>218946038he's an awful camera man
>>218945633TayleighAlex B
>>218945415Faggot
>>218945796It became so boring that we started watching the local council meeting riffing on it like it’s fish tank and that was actually funny
>>218945288>TJ actually argued and convinced Sam that his standup was better than Taylor's.Taylor's standup was legitimately the best of those to be eliminated.
>>218945611Having Jan help write it would definitely benefit it
