They hate us edition>FTL news:-- Jet says he hates the fans and won't be listening to them for now on-- Vibes are being repaired again-- Piggy bank challenge, who fucking cares man-- Landon is in a very bad mood today-- James Drake stayed the hardest-- Bashir won cell-- Elimination on Thursday, typing challenge-- Hehehehe suicide>Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5>>218944779
fire jet
Did Jet see >>218942685 and lose it?
Favorite Beth moments?
we need pizza
>we want all new people this season, no frank hassle! no old stuff!>except for uhhhhh us, and me, we stay
this show blows
just drew this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ymxak3X04w
should we make ben a contestant?
Why is Aris playing Lego Lord of the Rings chat?
>ITS MY FUCKING SHOW>STOP BULLYING ME>no seriously guys this isn't funny anymore
this thread is a strict TLP zonepost only TLP
Let's all love Bongo
All it takes is monetary composition for them to tear each other's throats, not monopoly money
>THE FUCKING AUDIANCE TOLD US TO DO BALL BROTHERS AND WHIPPETS IN THE BASEMENT AND NOT THINK UP ANY CHALLENGES>IT'S NOT OUR FUCKING FAULT
me my girlfriend and her black bull are all really enjoying friendtank.great job production. YOU ARE KILLING IT!
Your hate gets my dick hard nigga, seethe more and get me paid so i can fuck beth real good with your money.
This cast is good but was given too much vibe repair, they're all too close because this is just a summer campIt's fine if you hate hellhouse but this is just turning into a really bad stock reality TV show I don't think it's ever been this grim, it's not even fishtank and jet doesn't want it to be
Why would they even listen to the retards on twitter in the first place? They are MAJOR Letty fans who were all yelling 'Letty W!' every time she had a production forced bit. Now those same people talking about how Letty was a 'content queen' feel like they hold the show hostage. And no one can ever compare to their queen, so they just throw shit on everyone
I wish this wasn’t the first season where I actually fell in love with a contestant. This is the worst season.
Ignoring fan feedback is a good thing actually
S5 PLAN LEAKED FROM BASEMENT CHAT>Run underbaked bit>It fails>Fish do not care or respect them >Sulk >Blame the audience >Sabotage show with intentionally poor Ball Brothers bit because muh heckin irony audience mog>Fish go to bed>Disturb their sleep>Fish are tired the next day and don’t want to play>Vibe Repair! Pizza!>Run underbaked bit>It fails>Fish do not care or respeYou get the point.
bingo is beautiful
we want goontank
>>218945633Put a Vimp on
Throw Jet into the gulf of america
beth is a retarded literal crack whore
Jet Neptune dies tonight>Jet Neptune dies tonightJet Neptune dies tonight>Jet Neptune dies tonightJet Neptune dies tonight>Jet Neptune dies tonightJet Neptune dies tonight>Jet Neptune dies tonight
>>218945796It was so bad near the end that they ended a few days early
>>218945823FAT PIG
>beth is a former methhead and crackheadThe rabbithole goes deeper
Jet won! Prepare to spend the rest of your evening seething while he gets paid
>>218945633jimmy unironically
>>218945813Nah, the fish know he's production, so don't think it would be the injection of enthusiasm needed.Could just get them drunk again, I guess.
>>218945851
they should just keep running the Production vs fish storyline and have Landon and james box ben and jet
>>218945813unironically yes, but don't give him any information on what's going to happen.
>>218945855Started on meth
>>218945823BBC SLVT PIGGY
Bam just walked
Jet hired a boring meth whore to fuck instead of giving us a good freeloader
if there were 13 people right now with a big brother game to play every dayyou could literally take a day off
>pass out from galaxy gas>bashir wins cells>walks out after winning>james drake walks back in>2 hours later>"so uhhh we just woke up and we don't know what's going on, Mints told me Bashir assaulted the women"
are people just pretending to be surprised that jet hates them? this whole show is designed to literally cuckold the audience
i miss head
>>218945849This sounds like a great idea for a show
>zyns in the market are over a year expired
>>218945633TedIanMauroMeg
>S1 went mostly fine>S2 contestants crashed out early>S3 worked until the end where they fucked it up>S4 failure>S5 boringThe goyslop aint slopping no more
>kody on the intercom
I hate the wiggers as much as everyone else but right now is not their fault. It's a good fun challenge idea these people just suck.
Shooting ropes on Emma's tummy
You now remember when the S3 prison bit completely flopped and in response to the audience revolt telling the wiggers the bit sucked, they threw a tantrum and took all the cameras down for almost an hour while Ben did a seethe-induced Tombstone review from the basement.Then the cameras came back up and the fish and the prisoners switched places, and the prisoners were going through all the fishes' stuff because they were told to do this off camera because Jet and Ben decided to take out their anger with themselves out on the fish, the prisoners even steal some stuff from the fish, then chaos broke out in the kitchen with food and milk being spilled everywhere until Ben finally decided to call it and put this garbage low tier trash bit to an end and makes the prisoners leave.The prisoner bit was supposed to last several days.
Unironically, only Freddy should be brought backnot as a fish, freeloader and his mission should be to fuck with people
>>218945848I'd rather a season that sucks ass and stayed true to its vision than a half-assed one trying to appease the doomers
>>218945870After this season jet is going to live in a van and IRL stream.It's actually over.
Can we bitch about this shit camera man next?
>Make the Fucking call Jet
bringing back bashir was the worst mistake they've made
Nonzero chance that he fucks off with all the money and Ellie and is never seen again after this
We all know who we need
>>218945902hnnnnggg
>https://xcancel.com/Dragoon513446/status/2036666565761044586why is everything this season fake and gay?
why do people acting like freeloaders are hard to figure out literally just get random autistic weird people, homeless people like dave/head, or just random like F list comedians like tai nguyen i bet they could easily pull in some from the NY scene for nothingjust not acutal prostitutes
>>218945898>>S3 worked until the endit worked for a week before it turned into cleaning, sam hating the show,and the rv
>>218945900stop killing cats
>>218945867Perfect piggy
So men that have daughters like beth know that their daughter is sexy and a whore or do they subconsciously block it out?
Jet...time for emergency measure.Become fish.You are fully exposed to all TTS and Ben runs the show. You will make at least $5m from TTS shitting on you.
>>218945902captaincuck
What's the ownership structure like for Fishtank?Would it be possible for Sam to make the boss call and just remove Jet and get a replacement showrunner?
Bam is utterly irrelevant in 2026 and isn't adding anything to the show. Him showing up during S4 was just cringe celebrity bootlicking and just distracted from the show, unbelievable decision to have him as host.With that said the season is actually shaping up now so production should stop doomposting and just focus on the show.
>>218945907the only way I would want to see him back is if Aryeh came too because they hate each other
doing meth and crack a few times dont make you meth or crack head. see drench
A fucking streamstar orbiter instead of freddy as a freeloader.
>>218945918would be for the best
>>218945818
>>218945862it ended during the early morning of day 42, so it could have gone ~20 hours longer max.
>>218945813well, ben should have been in the cell saying "I'm gonna show you guys how easy this is, stop bitching and whining about it being hard."
>>218945907and Jeffwith some hoodrats
>>218945907Freddy gets one beer for every fish he makes flip out. He'd be drunk within the hour and we'd all be happy
>>218945900The structure sucks. There isn't any real money on the line to motivate them, and no one wants to piss anyone off because they'll be targeted.
>>218945891he lives in my area and i might run into him irl. weird shit
>>218945900It's their fault Emma, Beth and Anissa even got through stage 1 casting.
@Vicky, now is the perfect time to go live and play Mario Kart World with your fans.
>>218945907hes only funny when drunk it wouldnt work
Fishtank has NEVER RECOVERED after jet fucked Claire Everyone give claire a thank you!
>>218945919it would go from worse to unwatchable
>>218945905
the fake money is so stupid
Remember season 1 when production pulled multiple successful pranks/gaslights on the audience? Good times
>666 tts
These rooms will save the show. Trust the plan
everyday im watching the show and it sucks
>>218945953now thats an idea
Genuine question.Will you care about Season 6 if nothing changes? I already just read the threads only, not watching
>>218945900they cast them
>>218945935sam used to own the majority share iirc
>>218945956would u have sex with head
send him in
I FUCKING KNEW SHE'D SAY HEAD ASS AT SOME POINT
james drake PLEASE rock neptroon's shit
>>218945941You don't understand bro we don't want to live in the past we dont want to bore the audience with people they're already met.Fresh faces keeps things interesting.
>has 25+ seasons of big brother to show why this format creates nontent.>Makes the fishtank like big brotherWiggers were carried by Sam.
Jet didn't even restocks zyns
>>218945975I miss this guy like you wouldn't believe.
>>218945976both unlocked rooms are completely unused now
>>218945977you should value your time more man. 1 life don't waste it on things you don't enjoy
i think there should be little milestones for lasting a certain amount of time or a daily stipend that adds updoesnt have to be a lot but just something nicethat already changes things a lot
i made my cat look like a mewgenics boss hehe
>>218945980I'm not going to watch Season 6
Fishes and Prod should switch for 2 more weeks
>>218945929they know and it makes them deeply sad
>>218945980no. i was curious what this season would be like without sam but i fucking hate it and am only here due to these threads and sunk cost.i will not make the same mistake again
>>218945976I sure hope sam and frank are in one of those rooms
>>218945813Should probably just kill yourself.
>>218945969Yeah, locking caffeine behind money was really dumb. It leads to boring mornings/days and going to bed early. I'm fine with weed/vapes being paywalled though, as those make people lazy, but caffeine and soda and sugar should be widely available.
>>218945919Undeniably true
SEND HER IN
>>218945902With a tummy like that I could not care less what albino nigger pizza dace it attached to it
>>218945907The wiggers get pissy when you bring up bringing old people back - they don't want to do it and they're being dishonest about why
jet quit the show after he realized how easy beth was gonna be
Keep in mind this season is just a test season for "fish city".Jet wants to do the same job gimmick but with 50 contestants and in a huge warehouse that's like a village.
>>218946004actual good idea
Jet should never have been allowed to run a show.
>>218945955>>218945957>>218945981that's fair
It's time Jet.
Alright enough whining lets get to the important stuffHottest Girl Rankings1. Taylor2. Angie3. Jackie4. Kalei5. Ellie6. Trish7. Turbo8. Josie9. Bl1ccy10. Abi11. Summer12. Breezy13. Beth --- New14. Letty15. Creature16. Alyssa17. JC18. Trixie19. Lily20. Bex21. Delaney22. Alexandra23. Bam's Wife --- New24. Smaack25. Gianna26. Betty27. Bongo --- New28. Blacksmiths Wife29. Ella30. Anissa --- New31. Ricky's Slave32. Claire33. Pearl34. The one mixed race girl from bloodgames who never said anything35. Kato36. Mizzy37. Emma --- New38. Mexican cleaning women S339. Drench40. Binx41. Payton42. Bingo --- New43. Haley44. Alexis45. Random crackhead bitchtank tried to break up46. Shadi47. Sky48. Meg49. Tayleigh50. Vicky --- New51. Harpists Wife S5 --- New52. Nifty53. Sylvia54. Juliana55. Jean56. Chris's prostitute57. Prisoner tank female58. Leah59. Star60. Rachel
>>218946004honestly its hard to tell the difference at this point
>>218946005cameraguy always nodding off
>>218945929they end up like head where they're "proud" of them
>>218946013one of the cams are gonna turn on and sam is just in one of those rooms tight in a vacuum suit getting milked
>>218945987of course
Make. The. Call
>james didn't press beth because he wanted to be politehe absolutely tanked all the goodwill he got from this morning, she's not even a contestant and no one likes her so really no reason not to do it
>>218946024because it's lame
Ben and Jet told us to go fuck ourselves?!
Bring in the Lion
>BETH IS FUCKING CONTENT!! PUT THE FUCKING CAMERA ON HER!! I DONT CARE GIVE HER SOMETHING TO DO!! THIS SLUT WILL FUCK ME AFTER THE SHOW!!
>>218946004shut up jet would love this because it would mean even more camera time
>>218945976Karate Room will be complete nontent without a Cell or Sam-sanctioned boxing. Goo Room will save the fishtank franchise.
Bashir and Drake take over production.Ben and Jet enter the tank. Save the show.
>half of the threads are fags saying this sucks>still continue to watch anywayWhat is this form of autism called?
>>218945796Yes. Production was doing the same "WHY AREN'T YOU GUYS BEING INTERESTED" shit also
the next cucumberfeet recap is gonna be crazy
Just bring in Seth and Angie already
send him in and save your show
>>218946061kek
I actually agree, bring some old fish back to take the pressure off yourself jet. Start with easy ones like Letty
Ben is seething
>>218946069>autismit's just fomo, you wouldn't get it.
>>218946069Steady now Mints or you'll get raped again
so is it more or less disappointing than the last shitshow
i thought bethwhore leftlooks like i will be watching with the sound off again tonight
>>218946085Why
>>218946071Legit look forward to those every morning. Dude's killin it. Not sure how he hasn't gotten a fat paycheck from production, his recaps are the best by a wide margin.
>>218946024because they treat everyone like shit and ghost most of them
meet the new freeloader, Brittany
>uhh you guys dont like 2 hours of ball brothers or fish getting to eliminate each other so uhh we're not going to listen to you guys anymore
>>218946002My cat looks like that too. She cute and gambit cute too
THIS SHOW FUCKING SUCKS
make the call jet.
>>218946079i miss this nigga
We're one week away from Production bringing up the computers to farm hate TTS
>>218945957remember the making-of thing they released for S2 with jet sitting there laughing to himself about megan's audition tape while everybody else hastily does the technical preparations last minute? this fat retard legitimately thought that a phlegmatic fat chick going on roblox with a goldstriker skin and cyberbullying children while spamming nigger and then getting banned would somehow translate into an interesting reality show contestanthe has NEVER had good casting foresight
Here's a list of some of the worst choices this season:>the market>the lack of fishbucks>bullet eliminations>zero fishtank branding around the house >minimal challenges>bam (sorry it's true)>charity and bezo >head doing fake bits >picking beth as a freeloader>the constant handheld cameras >the fucking computer room>the recycled daily jobs
>>218946037Gay
>>218946069yeah its a HUGE effort to have this on as background noise while i game
i would hot dog mints pale ginger ass for content
>>218946069sunk cost fallacy, i've not wasted 11 days no-lifing this to quit now, this hivemind doomerposting is the only thing giving me comfort rn
Why isn't JD shirtless right now? Feel like they should be pushing the shirtless JD angle
>>218946091less but changing
>>218946071Hopefully he goes hard on production since it’s clear he’s not getting hired.His recaps get more views than the official digest from ugly AB
I watch for 2-3 hours a day and I like this season
>>218946085he’s mad he lost his aura
Alex would be a good host in the sense that he would actually bring something to it
I HAVE A SCALP CONDITION
>even JD mogs them nowIt's so over
lmao, the people complaining didn't even buy a season pass
>>218946095manlet with a micropenis
>>218946069>Thinks im watching anything but the threads
>>218946096He's started using an AI voice this season you can tell because its so one note. It also can't pronounce Margera. Otherwise its epic
>>218946112Yeah, it's like they went all in on Big Brother type stuff, when I enjoy Fishtank specifically because it wasn't Big Brother.
>>218945980Im moving on for real this time
>>218946095Has to be unironic with these retards and take down their requests. No sign of his usual sarcasm
>>218946023Exactly
>>218945813Get them drunk every day, or most days
>>218946124Retards still haven't put this up on the screen in the dining room
>>218946136this is why he's actually mad btw
Get an idea from Sam for the show, structure it with ideas that make sense from the get go, over time forget why you made those ideas part of the show, remove them, show loses structure, no idea why the show is at a standstill and nothing is happening.Just stand there with a dick in your hands wondering why your retard house with the retards in it isn't magically producing content.The bullet is counterintuitive, it created the friendtank. Nobody actually gives a flying fuck about the challenges. Practically everyone told you that'd be the case, took you 10 days to finally cave in. Conclusion ; Let's not listen to the fans, they kill our vibes. If we're happy everyone else will be too.Planning exists for a reason. Not having a replacement for Charity and Bezo was a practically instant proof you still have no idea what you're doing. Locking yourself into not being able to kick out anyone instantly is peak retard management.
>Honestly? Nobody in these dumb threads could do a better job than Jet, he is one of the smartest people I have ever met. None of you niggers could handle the pressure that he has to go through, just let him take a day off.
The house itself also sucks. The layout is shit and the main location (bar) is so ugly.
>>218946131and these retard simps will put up with this behavior
>>218945813No, just give the fish incetives to do shitthe shop money is useless because still give them the necessities anywaysWith the piggie banks, why would they care to attack eachother when you said they'll just split everything at the end.Make it a contest to actually win something. Thats why fishbucks worked, it was real money, real stakes
Hottest Girl Rankings1. Binx2. who tf cares
>>218945796Yes, and it was pretty much every day. And the wiggers decided it would be funny to stock the kitchen with grits so they were low energy all day plus sick for a majority of the show.
>>218946069>still continue to watch anywayThat's where you're wrong! I've just been shitposting in the threads and NOT watching!
fishtank as a concept is dead. the novelty is completely gone
Ben is just another fishtank wigger. Jet killed his aura.
Say hi!
what could save the show:free use mints and ab in stockades in the living room
>>218946140Thank ab
>you now remember jet threatening to make Landon's life hell and force him off the showImagine feeling bad for this tubby wretch
give bongo alcohol i wanna see her like this again
New faces really do keep things fresh and more interesting thoMain example; Vicky
>>218946058they say that every season
>>218946112I legit think they're close to going broke and that's why there's no fishbucks.
>>218945813yes
>>218946069It's on a spare tv in my house. I'm not actively watching it all day. It's just in the background but each time I check there's nothing happening
>>218946092they fucked with her stuff but we don't know to what extent because mints was too busy onions facing at landon to change the director to cameramanwe'll see when she's done with her market shift
>>218946112Bam being host is the biggest nothingburger in fishtank history, i'm not even surprised though his appearance on S4 was absolute dogshit he was just as uninterested then. I wish production would just start fucking with him while he was with the fish
Jet if you were a smart man you would make Adam a Freeloader.
Hottest girl ranking:1. JC2. Ella3. Josie
If you were to pay to get into the $100 Telegram, what would you guys want to tell Jet as a representative of /ftl/
>>218945907he should unironically suicide
i think its safe to say this is the worst season (s4 doesnt count)
starting to think angie actually shut down ben and didn’t fuck him and that’s why he’s been so grumpy the last few months
>>218946161t.binx
>>218946153Common bongo W
>>218945993big brother the contestants are actually competitive, these guys are just sitting around playing xbox
You never know that you're in the good ol days until they're already over
>>218946106
>>218946151stings a little when it is your first time
>>218945964Claire suffered for our sins but mostly for her own
TL;DR
He's waiting.
>>218946182they just made 20 neptillion dollars from ball deliveries
do you guys think your doomposts have any effect on anything?
>>218946069This is second monitor shit while I program/eat/workout. Volume is on mute most of the time and I barely notice it outside of big events.
>>218946112all true, also the new cameramanI think the market could work, had they actually come up with reasonable pay and prices
>>218945524Does this mean he ran out of money again. He's such a beggar to Jet
bashir, landon, james, the twins and JD are really really good cast members but they've been put in a big brother rip off where nothing happens
If Mints took Ozempic, he would spontaneously combust. That much fat metabolizing at once would start a grease fire.
>>218946194We are absolutely loving your downfall
>>218946102>>218946079>>218946036Nobody wants this faggot back
>>218946188She will be CK tier within the year
>>218945779>>218945633CONTESTANTS THAT WILL SAVE THIS SHIT SHOWCarldoScuffedJimCarrey (make sure he doesn't sneak mace or a flip phone in inside his asshole, he WILL swat the house from inside the house)NanattyShoovyChicken AndyMercOffDaPercthe Cobbruvs (the dark hulking chaos orc counterpart to Bingo Bongo's wholesome female twinship)Bring back Freddy and Drench as a buff to the unofficial "Fish side". The current house needs numbers and to essentially ally against the added contestants if they know what's good for hem.ALCOHOL PROVIDED NIGHTLY.ALL CONTESTANTS OLD AND NEW ARE CAPABLE OF WINNING THE 50K.
>>218946194That he unironically should SIT IN THE FUCKING BASEMENT AND STOP SHOWING HIS FAT UGLY FACE ON CAMERA
>>218946178drunk bongo and bingo ouija board night will happen trust the plan
>>218946179>>218946179why cant we have both?
CAMERAMANhttps://www.instagram.com/adam_pelerosehttps://imdb.com/name/nm12746421/
>>218946112TRVKE i also feel like letting Vicky walk was a retarded move
>>218946189bams ONLY purpose there is so jet gets to "hang out with bam margera". he said this day one. it's just an ego boot and childhood wish fulfilment. it doesn't matter what bam does as long as he pretends he's homies with jet.
Beth is worse than Bezo
>>218946112i'm so glad Charity left so quickly, probably just as grating as Rachel but at least she was able to be tortued or whatever, i had to mute whenever she was on camera though that was rancid
>>218946212It's crazy just how many people want Freddy, and Freddy himself wants to be back on, and how the fish are drinking every night which would be perfect for him, but nah~~~I just don't understand the hang up.
>>218946223Everyone wants freddy backunlike the faggot you posted
>>218946205IT ISN'T EVEN THE FIRST TIME!!! Sam told him on the RV trip that fish choosing who leaves the show is a horrible idea because it means nobody fucks with each other!!!! Jet is a fucking RETAAAARRRRRRD
Imagine someone competent making this show.
I am pleased this racist show for obese chuds is failing
>>218945815What "fan suggestion" has he EVER used? I think 80% of people in this thread could make a more interesting show.
SAVE THE SHOW WITH A FEW PHONE CALLSSet aside your ego and do the needful:**call all the popular fish from s2 & s3 & bitchtank**take *anyone* willing, don't play favorites, no limit, pack the housego out with a bang
>>218945813Yes and eliminate voting altogether.
POST BABY BEN TAYLOR'S STANDUP VIDEOS
Did anyone actually think the piggybank challenge was a good idea? It just ended up with people basically having to wrestle eachother while trying not to hurt anyone or get accused of groping.
>>218946236HOLY BASED
>"we want more clippers">hmm maybe I'll try to make some clips>site clipping function fails or takes several minutes to prepare a clip>can't screen record because constant site popup and noise spam ruins the recording>decide to record the stream myself>video feeds from camera have weird "non monotonically increasing dts" errors>have to manually reencode every video clip>then edit, then post>some shitty 4chan screencap or stolen meme gets 100x likes and retweets than a video clipOn second thought, I think I'll just play vidya and catch the recaps from someone else
Why did they stop chaining the twins together?
>>218946214has a direct effect on my enjoyment of Fishtank
>>218946242At least Bezo didn't have infuriating simps.
>>218946236Ok, but what about JD's socials?Full name and place of work needed.ASAP .
i feel like i still know basically nothing about the fish, their pasts, their goals or anything
>>218946178scary
JAMES ZYZZ AMESZYZZ
How does this feel less competent than S1 how how how how
>>218946194stop hogging the camera and get back in the shark suits it's not always about you jet
>>218946223>Nobody wants this faggot back>Quotes 3 people who want him backtjfag intellect
>>218946233>Let fish do ouija board>Start flickering the lights>See who's dumb enough to believe in ghostsWould be a good bit
>>218946037>Tayleigh above Sylvia>Shadi at 46>Creature not in the Top 10>Josie in the Top 10>Beth above Bimbo Letty and Trixie>Claire above the Mizzler and Drench
>>218946248oh I mean your disappointment in the crew that's all think we've all been through those stages
>>218946211in regards to what? Whole thread or suggestions?anyway, here's a (you)
>>218946245Freddy would fucking ascend with how much alcohol is in the house this season
>>218946259https://preservetube.com/channel/UCdyElWi7tVKVCvVCsrH2W7w/videos
>Who do you guys amputated? NEW POLL!>JD>No amputation happens againONE JOB WIGGERS
>bar ptz, camerman, and bar cam all pointing at the bar>nothing pointing at bashir and the twins
>>218946187ok...i won't get my hopes upher voice makes my skin crawl, so i'm blasting music with skanktank on mute
>>218946069i work at nasa and picked up a part time at valve recently
>>218946272Kys doxtranny
>>218946129I wonder if the contestents know who he is, he'd be a great freeloader, or an Adam Ray character
Where the fuck is the BRAINSTORMER BAM?
Jet thinks hellhouse is gay and wants to make something else, but he can barely make hellhouse work most of the time
>HOW TO FIX FISHTANK: ADD "GOLDFISH" ALONGSIDE NORMAL FISH AND FREELOADERSGoldfish don't live that long. Goldfish contestants are eligible for the grand prize, but they each have a death timer that starts out with 3 days on the clock. Every evening, viewers vote to feed one of the Goldfish, granting them an extra 48 hours worth of time on the show. There's around 3 Goldfish on the show at any time, once they run out of time they are eliminated, and they're replaced with a different Goldfish who has to prove themselves. There should be a way for a Goldfish to evolve into a proper Fish with no time limits if they've proven themselves extremely entertaining, thus introducing a different Goldfish into the tank. If they win the grand prize, it's proportional based on how long they've been in the tank (If they've only been on the show for a week, they only get 5k if they win)
BENALL YOU NEED TO DOIS PUT THE BEANIE BACK ON
this movie is season 5 coded but you have to put the pieces together yourself to figure it out
>>218946264the only way to clip this garbage is the unlisted youtube restreams
a firehose of popular contestants, like the Royal Rumbleimagine the pop
>>218946247i bet you want the gay nigger back too dont you.
mints get your fat troon ass upstairs and show us what you're working with today
i miss the computer room ngl
vibes to strive for
oh my fucking shit please just have ONE cam make the twins visible why do you have 4 cams pointing at fucking landon right now the wiggers can't even focus on the ONE interesting thing on the show holy shit
>>218946317Out my ear dude
>>218946259What went wrong
>>218946037you are a bug chasing faggot
>>218946327no, burt ran his course
>>218946313>Can't make hellhouse>Can't make friendtankWhat can he fucking make?
>>218946295It was suppose to be landon until 2am did they really fuck that up too?
>>218946245>It's crazy just how many people want Freddy, and Freddy himself wants to be back on, and how the fish are drinking every night which would be perfect for him, but nah~~~>I just don't understand the hang up.they make just enough money to not give a shit about anything
>>218946290It would be so funny seeing him contrasting with James Drake. They're like polar opposites versions of the same kind of dude.
Scott Sullivan MMA
>>218946324I was wondering how everyone else was doing it, it's so troublesome otherwise
>>218946322you gotta die
>>218945976How hasnt Bam spoiled this yet
>>218946329same :{
Let's face it whatever plans they have next season they just lack manpower. They need like 10 more people in production.
WHY IS THERE NO CAMERA POINTING AT THE COUCH THIS IS RIDICULOUS
>>218946213they spend a shit ton of money on this, anon. it's retarded, but they do.
>>218946240it's embarrassing, earthrocking should have stayed a /tv/ meme
>>218946194Jet is in these threads every day.You think someone deep enough into using 4chan that they tripfagged just leaves?
>>218946335going bald in middle school will do that to a kid
>>218946321No put the fedoraback on
>>218946156good point
>>218946283its all the same person
>>218946285>Shadi at 46fax, she should be lower
>>218946247no they don't he's a fucking unwatchable faggot
>>218946312It's insane how underutilized Bam is. They have fucking Bam Margera as a host and he's asking the questions about berries
>218946037I won't give a (you) to bait this crappy
Get like 15 of the best former fish in the house ASAPNo plan, just kino
when does kenny hotz arrive
>>218946352one is a workout room and the other is a "goo room" he spoiled this day one
"Season 6" will be just egirls and Jet collecting simp money. He will give up.
>>218946272Go back to kiwifarms you subhuman tranny
>>218946352He already did a while back>work out room>'goo' room
>>218946287the disappointment is that they haven't implemented a lesson they learned 2 seasons ago, i feel like they're doing this on purpose just like every other bit they do
>>218946327TJ? No thanks.
>get rid of Scott>show goes to shitCoincidence?
>>218946371he was the lifeblood of S4
is anissa still there? haven’t seen her but missed today
>>218946354i been saying this too. like how do they not have more heads behind the scenes. wiggers gassin themselves
>>218946322I'm not watching that shit man
>>218946352He has at least one them, mentioned a "goo" room
>>218946354>10 more people to plan>0 to execute
fill the house with plastic chairs
This season would be a 10/10 right now if they got Landon his fucking Portesi Cheese Fries
Freddy is trans!
vicky and freddy might have been peak
>>218946383Literally this. Just fucking do Fishtank all stars and get them all drunk.
>>218946387It was called bitch tank and it made zero money
>>218946399s3 was great though?
why do all the girls walk with turned in feet?
are the paypigs revolting yet or is it just us?
You now remember that despite the "no returning faces" that they want Burt to come on for a few days.
JetCall up freddyget a drum kitcell challenge part 2but this time freddy is on the drums the entire time
GET MARKY IN NOW
Landon just gets lasso'd so easily his reflexes are 3 seconds delayed
don't worry guysthe GIANT keyboard twist will fix everything.
>>218946421please no lets not start this shit again
>>218946401she quit the show hours ago but nobody noticed including production
instead of giving them burgers every day then wondering why the market isn't used, why not just stuff the fridge with something like nutraloaf and give them nothing else?
Is TTS on?
>>218946369wrong
you guys are making the show not fun to make
>>218946354>>218946403>>218946410I have been saying that this needs a second director who is just there to either translate wigger ideas into workable ideas or shut them down.It has to be someone who understands the show and audience though.
>invite every fish that's ever been on the show>bring back the Elvises>dance party for the remaining 2 weeks
His Silence is deafening
>>218946399Did he ever get death stranding?
Beth blacked by a nigger roommate. She deserves hell.
i unironically think this season is good so far and there haven't been any major fuck-ups since bashir elim. i'm giving the slow burn social game shit a shot and there's a lot of decent social tension in the house. however if the next week doesn't step it up with psychologically fucking with the fish and giving them real reasons to fight with one another, then i'll admit that the wiggers really just want a boring social game and the doomposters were right.
they won't even let me watch the twins this shit is EVIL
reddit and paypigs will say Bam is a good host
>>218946444Yeah lol
It’s not that hard to fix the show you can literally do it in under 24 HOURS:>tell the fish eliminations are over>tell the fish that boring people are going to start getting sent home instead>start incentivizing with real life money>bring back fan favorite content freeloaders HOLY SHIT, NOT THAT HARD.
have the fish even said waht they'd do with the 50k?
>>218946436Freddy vs Vance drum solo competition.
Landon would be so easy to rape
>>218946434i would love to watch him cry as he's tortured
Apologize to Sam right now. At least Fish feared him.
Ditch challengesDitch eliminationsJust pump the house full of the best old fishLet the audience handle the rest
>>218946430for the twins its legit autismfor beth its le kirk chungusi havent noticed the other girls walking pigeontoed
>>218946416>we never got a proper ending to the freddy and direnc dynamictruly an insane fumble by the wiggers
>>218946457There is no slow burn, this is it.
>>218946284>See who's dumb enough to believe in ghostsbongo thought shit started moving in the dorm bathroom and let out a horrible scream. some anon said he'd clip it but i haven't seen it posted anywhere.
PPV still fucked?
jet can't come out and say >I hate hellhouse and torture shit, I just want to make big brother so we all have to be subjected to him doing that, while telling us it's fishtankIt's miserable and not what this cast signed up for that's why they're all bored out of their minds
Ditch challengesDitch eliminationsJust pump the house full of Spongebob Patrick and all my favorite internet celebs and let's get it going
Remember Jet's epic preseason bit being that he was working at Subway?
>>218946214it's called venting retard and it helps me cope so fuck off
>>218946476twins want to fix their teeth and fix bingo's computer then put the rest towards car payments
>>218946480Sam suck ,but they do need security
>>218946474yeah or... they could keep being lazy wiggers and still make $200k+ a week because the whales have zero standards?
>>218946457How you can say this with what’s going on right now. This whole fucking scenes shit is completely unwatchable.
fill the house with cum and force benjamin taylor to eat it all
miss me?
>>218946474>boring people are going to start getting sent home>"be more interesting"
>>218946476>pay off my friends gambling debts? I dunno i don't need it
bring back mauro
>>218946274Anissa - whoreLandon - autistic janitorBingo and Bongo - autistic Josie replacementsEmma - mid nice girlJD - closeted homoJames - normie wannabe actorBashir- MuslimThats it
you could have this jet bring him back
>>218946474They dont have any money. They are still massively in the red this season so far.
>>218946505The jet a lot doesn’t even care enough anymore
>>218946474and having all new faces wouldn't be bad if they didn't change so many other variables this season too.
>>218946474after s3 jet said fish deciding who gets eliminated was a mistake because it cucks content cus everyone is trying to be buddy buddy
>>218946476bingo and bongo want their teeth fixed + buy their mom a car. Landon wants to buy a car with wood paneling on the side. Idk about the rest.
>>218946522lol no
>>218946430social media whore pose in attempt to make their legs/ass somehow look better
>>218946233>>218946284Already happened. Bongo became convinced the house is haunted and had a full mental breakdown after Bingo summoned Bloody Mary in the bathroom. Her breakdown was so bad it made Jet shift to the alien plot.
>>218946457it had an 11 hour cell
>>218946486Yeah, they had such an interesting vibe.They were like a couple that met in highschool and got hitched on a whim but now they're 28 and stuck with each other, but occasionally the get drunk and stop caring.
>>218946478Puts up less of a fight than daniel
>>218946285She's fat and gross wtf
>>218946511>jet can't come out and say >>I hate hellhouse and torture shit, I just want to make big brother
>>218946214It clearly does when Jet is crashing out on camera about doomposting and how the audience thinks he's an incompetent showrunner. What did you think you were accomplishing by posting this? Lmfao
>>218946518charls dead inside
Who is this?
>ramen>spamanissa is sodium maxxing
>>218946527If $50k is nothing to him why hasn't he paid off the debt already?
>>218946214Jet is at my mercy, I decide whether he kills himself or not
Put a vimp on
>>218946518>if you dont like it dont watch!
>>218946522maybe a little
It’s crazy that the only season so far to go the full six weeks was the very first one. Season 2 ended a few days early, Season 3 had the emergency RV Vegas trip, Season 4 just shut down before it was even halfway over. Season 5 is only 30 days from the start and it’s unclear if it will even last that long. You’d think with all the easy money they’re making Jet and his crew would plan a bit more
>>218946098why does she look INSANE now what happened to her
>>218946430it's a thigh gap thing
>>218946476Nope because Sam is gone. Sam did a good job bringing out people’s story, past, motivations, and drives. You seen how Jet talks it’s bad
>>218946486
I don't think any season will ever top the Alex B's wife arc
>>218946457There is no social game at all.
>>218946583She became a junkie
>>218946564Average delusional fishtank fan
What does she do?
>>218946518Charls says he's 5'10 but I don't believe it. Even though the guys around him are huge, he still has the proportions of a shorter guy
>>218946544>Landon wants to buy a car with wood paneling on the sidethat's hilariously on brand
>>218946421BINKY DELIVERY FOR SAM!
i’m so glad bashir came back, that may have saved the season
>>218946518Charls could save this season as the host, humble yourself Jet
>>218946583mind raped by the internet
>>218946573>Jet and his crew would plan a bit morejet and benjamin do not have the mental capacity to think or plan anything
>>218946601she looks at the camera and makes facial abuse faces
>>218946534Why would he bring back a nontent drunk that hangs around niggers all day
>>218946564i. Pretty sure the wiggers are here rn lmaoooo
what are they doing?
>>218946584Beth is too fat to have a thigh gap
>>218946589I felt sick for weeks thinking about this. Alex B really died that night
>>218946589Am i the only 1 that hated this day? It just pissed me off and ruined alex b
FLOPTANK
>>218946601make her boyfriend want 2 kill himself
Jet started recycling jobs from the first week like the >act depressedjob.How do you not have ANY ideas for a 30 day show.
>>218946588i ship it
>>218946601Stock update!>Emma - 109>Head - 115She does less than a terrible freeloader that was kicked out 4 days ago
>>218946446is luke still with them or has he gotten a real job?
>>218946585>realising that she was never paranoid and was just looking for an excuse to leave and was drinking to cope in the interim
>>218946457 It sucks dude
>>218946601>vape>twirl hair>expose tummy>repeat
>>218946608he is clearly not 5'10 lmfao
>>218946626waiting to be given some reason to do anything but eat food and make small talkits gonna be a long wait
>>218946378he underutilizes himself, i think he's unironically too old for this shit he treats the fish like it's some childrens game show, he doesn't have the hang of fishtank, it's honestly nothing like jackass the only reason they got him on is because he has retired-rockstar clout and is such a crashout he'd do anything
>>218946626repairing the vibe
bring them both on as freeloaders without telling them the other one is coming
i hate it because nothing is happening yet i still watch just in case something does happen
Holy shit this is boring
>>218946284>>218946497She came running crying to Bingo in actual hysterics because of this and it was because Bingo and JD were doing Bloody Mary in the mirrors all over the house.Bingo was consoling her and comforting her and saying "sorry I didn't know you took it so seriously I thought you were just pretending" and Bongo said "YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HATED YOU DOING BLOODY MARY WHEN I MOVED BACK IN WITH YOU AND MOM"Get alcohol in Bongo and do the ouija shit and do an even remotely convincing job of flickering the lights and she will be hysterical and crying all night long begging Bingo and Bashir to read her bible verses.
>>218946663TLP
>>218946645he is probably with Sam, but not Jet
>>218946663pop culture icon
>uh yeah like we had a timeline and needed to bring bashir back for the exciting typing elimination
There's way more interesting people just hanging out around Bostin than Atlanta
anything happen today?
>>218946626vibing. they deserve a break after a whole day of content
>>218946589>I'VE TRIED AIR FRIED CANDY>IT'S NOT AIR FRIED IT'S FREEZE DRIED
How do you edit this into episodes?
remember when Jet took away all their money and then told them to play poker (blackjack) to gamble money that they no longer had and then they never played it again?
Why does Jet not get that Hellhouse with downtime in-between is the only way this works? Friendtank is...this...
>>218946586Yo thats whats been missingYou remember the heart to heart conversations Sam had with contestants sometime?Or the silly stories like the guru with AlexBThere is no story this time
>>218946663HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
It's okay Jet, they can't all be gems. Better luck next season!
mints has a fart fetish
>>218946589was funny but it ruined the season
>>218946573Season 2 technically ended a day early
>>218946339bloodgames was good
>>218946682>timeline>need to bring back a fish>elimination was set for 4 days later anywayfuckin dumb
>>218946543that's fine friendtank is fun, but someone pointed out that the people here aren't friends it's like co-worker acquaintance tank. Maybe it's the handheld camera being in their face constantly that has them feeling slightly awkward and aware the entire time.
>>218946645he's on sam's talk show and was sleeping in sam's truck, so no
fuck it Famous house 3S5 cast vs all star cast
>>218946601Make my dick hard with her body
>>218946657Bam might think this is a charity program for mentally disabled dependent adults and be acting accordingly
I watch Fishtank for hell house and hell house adjacent activities. What the fuck is this shit? I can turn on any cable channel and watch something exactly like this
>>218946699
>>218946689Jet already said no more episodes
>>218946663I want to cream pie charity
is frank even coming this season? its all kinda gay now. the meta is just "dumb liquids over someones head and destroy their bags" its unexciting at this point
>>218946370I like ‘em big, bite me nigga
>>218946689they already said they're not doing episodes this season
where is sexy bethy? :(
>>218946622TJ invented mogging
>>218946663THESE WYPIPO TRYNA DRUG ME
>>218946626We are in the middle of an exciting piggy bank challenge for another hour and 10 minutes
Issue is always going to be that it's a show they need to turn profits on, and the biggest whales are all Hellhouse fags or turbo simps who seemingly have production's ear and will make threats to stop spending if it doesn't go the way they like.I don't think Jet even likes these people. Streamstars was clearly him airing these fags out for everyone to laugh at, but he's ultimately subservient to them and it just kills the momentum/quality of the show when you stop natural conflict to do whatever they'll whale for. After they announced Drake would get nothing for the stunt he pulled it just feels like they've been treading water all day. I don't blame them for being frustrated, but they let themselves get talked down from almost two weeks of natural progression and good content into thinking it was actually bad and then rushed the cell out.
>>218946671Damn. I wish there was a full twins cut of the drunk pos night, they were all over the place that night.
>>218946690Remember when jet came up every 5 minutes to do something unfunny
>>218946645Luke is unironically Sam's new protege because he's actually cultured and funny and fit and has artistic passions and isn't a fucking swiss cheese brained whippets wigger zoomer.
>>218946608i have a pic with him im 6'1 he was genuinely 8 inches shorter than me at least
>>218946724says he's not allowed back due to this supposidly being reboot season.it's fuckin dumb
>>218946721>>218946728Why?
if production is going to burn out after one week each season maybe they arent cut out for this
when are Skull's government agents arriving to shut it down?
>>218946457no social game at all, the heat turns up a little bit and they all fishtank-court it and agree to be friendtank again, then they go back to sitting around in silence not even talking to TTS anymore
>>218945779Hey Jet, Ben, Mints, other guy, Bam - I don't hate you. You are doing a great job with season 5 and should keep it up. Remember that a lot of the haters just want the show to be even better. They are still watching
>>218946663she won
>>218946742bro doing tricks on it
>>218946717>I can turn on any cable channel and watch something exactly like thisno you cant. nothing this boring and shoddily produced would ever get greenlit
>>218946724Frank probably was never part of the plan, he was never contacted for s4 either.
>>218946742he's a kiss assa very good one
>>218946688Cute.
You know what this show needs? A big fat fucking nigger.
>>218946518context? who is the white boy in the middle?
>>218946743So that's what? 5'11?
>>218946690kino. on par with the blueberry challenge
>>218946663she must be a nightmare to take out in public
bros hwere do i get adult asmr with that voice?
jet neptune and benjamin faggot taylor are too stupid to breathe
>>218946745>reboot seasonwtf does this even mean???
>>218946746because they take a tremendous amount of time to make yet don't capture any of what makes Fishtank unique. It's honestly a good call. Just let fans make recaps and upload clips in a set order.
>>218946699mints has a fetish for everything
>>218946666 Why couldn't they just recycle these beef bell challenges in this season? They were scuffed and arbitrary, but at least they were fun
>>218946693Friendtank works if the competitions are set up where the lowest Stowx gets eliminated. You can have a friendtank that's still interesting if you adjust the incentive. they have a friendtank that's supposed to operate like a hellhouse. For example, there's no incentive right now to smash anyone else's piggy bank and just inviting animosity against you with a bullet elim tomorrow Jet would have failed any math class. Even remedial math
we're watching the aryeh ig livehttps://www.instagram.com/r_yayofficial/live/
Sam definitely compared Luke to Jet and went "what the FUCK am I even doing with this idiot". Luke is now everywhere with Sam.
>>218946709i agree about the camera, but also none of these people have ANYTHING in common with each other
Did you know there’s currently a challenge happening where the fish are supposed to be fighting each other?
>>218946632The demands were actually simple: take binx off the show. They did that. The issue is they kept wanting to dog pile Alex B instead of cooling down.
>>218946754>Sorry for the late response, I forwarded the related videos to the zoning officers, someone will be out in the coming weeks.
Watching bingo sleep is the only interesting thing worth watching since saturday night.
>>218946724>dumb liquids over someones head and destroy their bags"Isnt that frank's go to moves?
>>218946777the numbers say youre right boss
>>218946734>they let themselves get talked down from almost two weeks of natural progression and good content into thinking it was actually badTrvke. They need to stop listening to the stupid Burt/Letty fans. And YES, Letty basically was the 'Burt' of season1
>>218946780Same thing it meant in Season 4. Trying to 'get back to basics' and start new without baggage from previous seasons and needing to know the lore/characters. It's failed twice though.
They should just cast "normies" like they did in s3 but be extremely upfront about what the show is. Anyone that is still willing would be a good cast beccause they will be unhinged and less likely to walk. Best of both worlds of unhinged autists, and non-fans.They wouldn't do it though because that would require them to seek out good contestants rather than people coming to them.
>>218946745 where did he say this?
>>218946767daniel from season 4
>>218946780no one from previous seasons because jet has to carve out a new show without sam or some gay shit.
>>218946760This reply made me laugh more than this entire season
the contestants are so bad this season
im baking dont bake
>>218946802AND THEY WONT POINT ANY CAMERAS AT ITthey need all 3 cameras pointed exclusively at landonfucking hate the wiggers
last thread of the season
>>218946787yeah "the royal we", which is a fancy way to say "you" but not for me to agree "us"he should have died from a brain bleed smacking his head on that half pipe
New>>218946834>>218946834
>>218946804you forgot flicking ash on people and laughing at tts
>jet blaming the audience for his ideas being shityea its fucking over let it die
>>218946789lukes a fag yes man too
>>218946789So what are Luke's skills? Does he do anything other than agree with Sam on everything?
>>218946833bye niggers
>>218946824People say this every season thoughever
>>218946815Jet has said it, but Frank specifically mentioned it in chat. It was in previous threads, not searching for it though.
>>218946787no we're not fuck that mutant freak
>>218946622>>218946730Samefag. TJ fucking sucks.
>>218946586The Sam Hyde and Alex B confessionals are inimitable.
>>218946832Im watching it on youtube on an ipad so I can zoom right in on bingo from the bar cam
>>218946824They have nothing to work with. An unironic aspect of the show this season was "sit in place and fuck around on a computer". Everyone but Emma has upside but they have jack shit to work with
i just processed how bad of a cell that was
>>218946717They can’t do hellhouse or crazy shit because they will get eliminated. Eliminations fucked another season yet again
Even the fish are calling out how boring this is lol
>>218946804 Frank watches the show and knows what to say to the fish to get under their skin
>>218946824emma is, the other fish are good, the problem is production. Anisa, which I disliked, fucking ate fake poop yesterday and was being mad funny on the cell. The problem is not the cast this season, jet and ben are lost and don't know what to do
>>218946588>help me kiss herI love this retard but also fucking hell
>>218946897>AnisaSame. Thought she was nontent, but got drunk during POS challenge and went into showtunes calling JD a fag to his face. It was amazing. She's one of those fish that just needs a push in the right direction, preferably via booze.
>>218946875exactly, they need things to react to. doesn’t even have to be much, bingo and bongo and landon reacting to anything is hilarious… even watching landon react to cheese fries is hilarious
>>218946513working at the waggie job in $1,200 shoes.
>>218946679>>218946710>>218946742ah i seeluke is sort of the stereotypical lost male that belonged in the 90s/early 00s but now must suffer modern US and so is jobless, sad
>>218946824Its not the contestants. It's the dogshit structure of the season. The bullet is forcing the friendtank. Friendtank is forcing nontent.
>>218946285Beth has a super hot face desu
>>218946285My thoughts exactly lmao. Awful list
>>218946317sorry this is too complicated for the galaxy gas wiggers to pull off, even if you were there feeding them what to do step by step. but my god it’d be good
>>218946190Damn, honestly, yes. He has too much rapport with the fish and won't stfu talking to them. Just give him a gopro and make him a permanent fish contestant
>>218948120Fps* contetant not fish contestant. As in he has a camera view and represents the audience as a contestant and has to follow audience demand
