i can't watch this movie cause of this scenethe chads taking all the women, harry and ron humiliated cuckseven in the beginning of the movie there's a scene where hermione and ginny give each other 'the look' when they meet robert pattinson
>>218946356Not just that, the pajeetas cucked those two and went off to dance with some Frenchies lol
>>218946356I never thought Id see the board filled with Harry Potter threads, but here they are. This show is going to fuck /tv/ up.
it makes sense a woman wrote this, jk didn't want the nerdy guys getting their hopes up so she had to bring them back to reality>no, chud, your heroes are pathetic incels just like you! chad only!
>>218946356they really humiliated Harry in this deleted scenehttps://youtu.be/NGJLjp9JpzA?t=6
>>218946356I have never watched these movies but why is the background black and white ? is it some magic thing ?
>>218946356Harry and Ron are poofters. I would’ve colonized those bitches like no tomorrow.
What did she mean by this?
>>218946356If you've read the books, Rowling always seems to want to humiliate both Harry and Ron when it comes to romance.Even though Ron is Hermione's first love, she kisses Krum, and then Ron gets jealous when he finds out (an allegory for “fragile masculinity”)Harry, despite being Ginny’s first love, she sleeps with other boys at school to “get over him” (without considering the possibility that they might first become friends or that she might make the first move).JK is a woman, after all.
>>218946636With AI, we can make the proper fanedit of this film that shows what they did exactly
>>218946762its interesting how women hate on men because some chad dumped them, then they take their anger out by humiliating sub-chads while still worshipping and chasing chadsits like a cosmic joke
>>218946762>she sleeps with other boys at school to “get over him”On Hermione's advice if I remember right.
>>218946356I watched it once in the theater and never again. I reread Goblet of Fire in the weeks leading up to its release, it was my favorite book at the time, and since the first three movies were good I was quite excited. But what we got was the biggest piece of shit imaginable, it butchered the source material and ruined the entire story. I have never been so disappointed by a movie in my life.
>>218946469kys newfaggot
>>218946356like you wouldnt
>>218946428Because they wouldn't dance with them, it's not cucking if you reject them in the first place
>>218946469All the brown redditors from social media are here. Don't listen to this covid tourist >>218946932
>>218946469At least there's a reason to visit /tv/. First time posting here this decade.
>>218947011Harry danced with his jeeta before she ditched him. Ron was too sad about being cucked by Krum though
>>218946636>Krum was 18>Hermione was 14Ummm Rowling? Does Romeo and Juliet Law apply in wizarding communities?
its realistic, i guessa girl like hermione would be stolen by some chad at around that age, fuck is ron gonna do?
>>218946762modern society is an abyss.everything sounds like a (((jerry springer))) episode, I wonder why that is.
>>218947193he had magic powers, he should have just killed her
>>218947262Ron was too much of a beta. He never even stood up to Malfoy. That one time he tried to curse him it was Ron who ended up puking slugs. Constantly overshadowed by literally all his elder brothers and his best friend, pretty sad desu.
>>218947433He didn't even get the best wife. His older brother married a sex demon.
>>218946356in the books are the indian girls meant to be hot or notI don't remember
>>218946428All frenchies were women so that means pajeetas were lesbos anyway.
>>218947705lol wat
>>218946823No, she told her to not fixate on Harry alone and simply be herself. She only dated Dean before dating Harry.
>>218947705hot
>>218947186The wizard society is like 300 years behind in development, so this wouldn't be a big deal.
>>218947754wasn't beauxbâtons a girl's school?
>>218947797In the movies it was. In the books both visiting schools were coed.
>>218947797Only in the movies
>>218947754There wasn't a single male in the French school and a single female in the Bulgarian school.
>>218946356This is a bad adaptation of the book. Harry had a lot of girls trying to make him ask them to go to the ball. He had only one option who was Cho and he asked her out too late. After that, he realized most girls who were ok were taken, and he asked the twins because at least one of them was from his own house and the sister would go with Ron.A lot of girls like Harry, he's just shy and doesn't want to be used for his fame. That's why he asked Luna to Slug's party, because she's his friend and she actually likes Harry.
>>218946356I don't want jeets in Harry Potter. Why can't they just stay in their own movie.
>>218946356This is my favorite scene in all the Harry Potters because I'm a Chad, and I can vividly remember every homecoming and prom being the Chad of the dance. So these dance scene's were a bit like art imitating life for me, which is always a thrilling viewer experience
>>218947856That wasn't the case in the books, they were both mixed gender schools
>>218946356you hate it because it's realistic?>>218946762Hermione also gets mad at Ron for being with that curly haired girl though
>>218947856As if it wasn't bad enough that the entirety of Mitteleuropa has one wizard school, now it only admits girls? The movie was so goofy lol
>>218947997Why are Fr*nch "people" like this?
>>218948007yea it just made me sad when i was a kidcant even escape into my media without being cucked
>>218948007The book explains that Ron picks on that girl specifically because he found out about the kiss between Hermione and Krum. That’s why some people call it “fragile masculinity”—because he took advantage of Lavender’s emotions to get his first kiss, since Hermione had already done so.
>>218947997french twinks....
what do you think krum did to hermione...
>>218948734Probably just butt and mouth stuff so she can stay a virgin.
as i grab th glock
they say hermione got gang banged by all the bulgarian guys..
>>218948826Let's go brother
Did Ron make a mistake?
>>218949079I heard they pumped out her stomach and found the cum of every member of Bulgarian quiditch team. True story.
>>218946469Where else can people go to talk about it without constant jk rowling hate?
>>218947005wtf i love pakis now
>>218946762In Ginny´s defense she knew Harry was into Cho, which is why even though she liked Harry she decided not to act on it. It probably never occurred to her that Cho would turn Harry down and even if she thought about it she probably didn´t want to be his second choice. Same for Hermione. Both of them only dated the other boys to be noticed as women since both Harry and Ron were rather dense. Dating is like 4D chess for women, it has so many unspoken rules... and it´s very very tiring for men to keep up. Men are more direct and most times they don´t understand the reason behind failure or success, as a general rule men just keep trying until success is achieved.
>>218951405hermuone just wanted BGC
>>218946636big bulgarian wand
>>218946356I can’t watch this movie or the subsequent ones because I despise teen drama shit. >Ron got snuck a heckin love potion and now he’s super into his exgirlfriend again and hermione is jealous!!! Dramaaaa! >the trio have to sneak into the forbidden section of the library to gain dark knowledge of a forgotten section of the ancient school to battle an evil wizardWhy would anyone think the former is preferable to the latter?
>>218951405Pretty much. I know absolutely why some didn't work, but most, no idea why they didn't work. I understand even less about the girls I do succeed with. Really not worth thinking too much about.
>>218951841Anon, it's written for children and teenagers . . .
Reminder that she won
>>218952356I think it was actually written for fat women in their late fifties
>>218946469could be great hate watch material, I think I like hatewatching with tv more than any other tv
>>218952360based
>>218946356Generational fumble, imagine ending up with Ginny over a qt jeetess
>>218951405This is just my personal opinion, but maybe that should change. It creates perverse incentives for teenage girls who think that’s the right path to take.But anyway, I guess it’s just a ritual of humiliation.
>>218946636>Hermione Granger, you shameless tart.
>>218947797No, Nicolas Flamel attended.
robert pattinson is in the harry potter moobies?
>>218950404He should have at least fucked her a few times.
>>218952360emma watson easily moggs her
>>218952360Show Pansy.
>>218952360Did she manage to run away from her paki family
>>218946356i don't get harry potter hype shit seems dumb i'm very surprised there's in depth discussion about it here of all places
>>218953895We have a lot of self hating tranny lefties
>>218951405>>218952307i stopped dating because i'm tired of this. just creampie and dash now
>>218946356>delicious brown
>>218953895Here is the only place for honest discussion.
The only reason any of this bothers me is because i missed out on all this because i was a mentally ill broken freak in my teens and 20s that could barely function.How many people here are the same i wonder
>>218957942>How many people here are the same i wondermost of us I would imagine
>>218947997Books are not canon
>>218946603based
>>218946356Reminder Krum fucked Hermione and the black kid fucked Ginny that night, they were both 14.
>>218959118We are not gonna see those scenes in the in the upcoming show r-right?
>>218959180It’s Warner, which has now been acquired by Netflix (Euphoria), and it’s being streamed on HBO (GoT). Also they’ve confirmed that there could be two-years gap between seasons, meaning the actors will be adults by the time the final seasons roll around.And adding that they’ve confirmed the girls’ dorm will also be featured as a setting—what do you think?
>>218947005Is the shameful showing of her nipples why her brother had to acid attack her?
>>218947982Why was a chad watching whimsical wizard movies?
>>218947065you're brown, and new
>>218947005>like you wouldn't be able to get past the smell.You got me there, I couldn't.
Harry Potter and the Cucklet of Fire
>>218961853Harry is a true cuck, damaged, he enjoys it, so it’s what he wants. Cuckhood was just forced on Ron and he hates he, he is more of a failed normie.
>>218947856>france>white
>>218946502Ron does win the girl in the end though, though it is more of a she's all that deal in the booksAnyway it is a very realistic portrayal of awkward teenage love
>>218962968well yeah a private school for rich girls is going to look different to a soccer team composed of niggas from the banlieues of paris
>>218947005wtf
>>218953391>It creates perverse incentives for teenage girls who think that’s the right path to take.Anon I don't think you realize how much worse are the paths modern teenage girls take.
>>218959625Euphoria is HBO
/tv/ - wah why can't I get a girlfriend?!
>>218947705>>218947797>>218947856It was a mixed school, as in both male and female wizards attended. The boys were just magically gender swapped at the beginning of the year. Something about combating rape culture and toxic masculinity
>>218959625>acquired by NetflixParamount, no?>>218963295>anon discovers that girls with dark features have dark body hair too
>>218962968>bottom row arranged from darkest to lightestthey did that on purpose
>>218964159>shitskin thinks just because a female has dark hair it's normal for her to have hairy arms >pre-eighteen no lessSaaaaar pls
>>218965028to be fair, jeets are reaaalllly fuckin hairywhen i was in middle school, my class had a paki girl who was already growing a unibrow
>>218962677Explains why Harry went for both Cedric's leftovers and Dean's BBC cumdumpster snowbunny
hey uh you guys know that harry potter was written for people between the ages of 7 - 15 years old, right?
>>2189697497 year olds can't read. It was written for 11 to 21 people.
>>218946762>Ron gets jealous when he finds out (an allegory for “fragile masculinity”)You are mentally ill. Its just realistic human behaviour.
>>218972946Brown
>>218972946HANDS
>>218946356Why did Ron and Harry not simply do the needful?
>>218946762I think Hermione did a lot more than kiss Viktor
>>218974648Harry potter is literally 11. The reader is supposed to relate to him. And the last book came out 10 years after the first which means the children who started reading it when book 1 came out would be 21.
>>218947005Nipples protruding, very very disrespectful
>>218952360Can I get a quick rundown on Luna's actress?
>>218946502As a nerd myself my good friend went to prom with a quiet Asian and he basically acted like this. He grunted to her and they left early to get ice cream. They didnt dance. This is how asocial 14 to 17 year old boys act.
>7-year-olds can't readdo americans really
>>218946885barty couch!!!!! JUNIORKino
>>218946356so they ended up with pajeetas? LOL
>>218976562When i say can't read i don't mean they can't read at all. But how any 7 year olds read 300 pages long books?
>>218947106Because he HAD to, if left to his own devices he'd be playing Gobstones with Ron or something
>>21897663910 pages a day? It would take them a month
>>218964689kek
>>218946762Doesn't Ron tonguefuck Lavender in the books as well? Teen romance being messy is just accurate.
>>218965028Leave the house once in a while hikki-anon, even Mediterrenean girls have shockingly dark hair sometimes.
>no Quidditch World Cup>no Dursleys for the first time in the films>loss of John Williams’ music>doesn’t explain how Barry crouch jr escaped Azkaban the inescapable wizard prison>annoying teen angst and fights insteadWhy do people pretend this movie was good?
>>218950404Hermione will probably become Minister for Magic at some point so she's a better investment as Ron has no real prospects of his own.
>>218953654iirc she moved away from her family and started her own somewhere else.
>>218946762Ginny is a straight up slut in the books. Even Fred and George call her out on it.
>>218946762Shes a woman. She likes to control men.
>>218972946kek bit of a retard if you can't read by 7
>>218976639My niece is reading The Hobbit at 8, it just takes a while and she has to come up to crack open a dictionary or ask an adult about words she runs into every page lol. I remember doing the same around her age but with Animorphs.
>>218976875I regret not making this clear, because now people are misunderstanding why Ron ended up dating Lavender. Ron found out that Hermione had been with Krum during a fight with his sister, and she insulted him by saying he’d never kissed a girl or something like that. And that’s why he—who already knew Lavender liked him—ended up hooking up with her, to prove he wasn’t a virgin.That’s the example of “fragile masculinity” that Rowling wanted to show and that I was referring to. She didn’t even have to do it that way, since the two of them had already been on good terms since the last book, but hey, J.K. wanted drama at the expense of not developing Ron’s character.
>>218977245Having ron and hermione get together so early would have fucked up the trio dynamic imo, idgaf about the ''message'' or whatever and also Lavender was probably a way better fuck than Hermione.
>>218977413They didn't need to get together, but their friendship could have become much closer and more reciprocate; instead, they reduced the character to an idiot right up until the last book—poor writing.And yes, Lavender was, without irony, better than Hermione.
NOOO NOT THE SNOGGING
>>218976771yeah, harry and ron were both incel cucks who became betabux later in life.
>>218977245That's not fragile masculinity. That's just normal teenage character growth. Teen boys growing the courage to tell a girl they like them and dating her is part of the normal growth of a teenager.Hermione and Ron were terrible for eachother. Constantly arguing, almost nothing in common, and they were only friends because of Harry. If Hardy wasn't there, they wouldn't even be talking to eachother.
>>218946356okay...but they get the girlsharry gets ginny and ron gets hermione
yeah that movie suckeddunno how they managed to make fighting dragons so boring and unexciting
>>218947186the story doesn't take place in America where people are retarded about that.
>>218979110same anonnot only that, but harry also got cho and ron got lavender brownpattinsons character, cedric, gets no girls and dies
>>218979029Yes, maybe I’d buy into that realism if HP were a much better story than it is. Unfortunately, if the author decided to stick to a children’s story, I at least hope that the message she conveys to children is a positive one—stepping away from realism to make the characters more virtuous. If you want to create complex characters, the story has to be complex to begin with.I may sound like I’m exaggerating, but these days there’s no corner of life where gender politics doesn’t leave us without someone to blame. And if that’s the case, at least I want to defend the side that’s blamed for all the evils of the world.
