Drakebros... what happened?
he's William-H-Macy-maxxing
oof just brootal
>>218946523Drake still looks a bit younger because of the lack of beard, josh was always a bit taller than him, but now that height matters so much more than it did 20 years ago its a mogging. women would unironically fuck the awkward tall guy with no personality over the shorter chad who plays guitar and beats women.
>>218946523I like the fact everyone thought Drake was a creepy child molester, then it turns out he also got molested himself and everyone immediately forgave him.
>>218946696Drake was getting mogged all the way back in like Season 3 of Drake and Josh - it was only really the early days when Josh was a blimp that Drake looked better.
>>218946696>now that height matters so much more than it did 20 years ago its a mogging. women would unironically fuck the awkward tall guy with no personality over the shorter chad who plays guitar and beats women.this reads like a joke, and yet it's true. crazy
>>218946703>I like the fact everyone thought Drake was a creepy child molester, then it turns out he also got molested himselfLiterally every molester also got molested how can you be stupid enough to think this is some kind of mind blowing thing?
Isnt drake a child molester?
>>218946523he was very badly raped you see
>>218946696Josh was actually considered to play Edward Cullen back in the day
>>218946523Drake looks like he's dressed to film a video for a car sales BDC
>>218946523The difference between 6' and 5'11"
I don't know anything about either of them so it's just a vibe that drake feels like he never grew up
>>218946835Who molested the first molestor?
>>218947052God
>>218946523
>>218946696Yeah I’ve never been on a date either
he was already getting mogged hereit just didn't look like because the whole show was cool guitar guy and clumsy fat guy
oopsI miss prime miranda so much
>>218946703Did he molest a child or fuck a 17 year old?
>>218946781You don’t actually believe any of that though.. right? The internet has clouded your mind if all it takes is a handful of dumb cunts on twitter to cause you to unironically have this viewpoint kek
>>218947357just realized how funny this islegit looks like a 30yo with a Bieber wig
>>218946523Need it or keep it?
>>218946696I too often confuse what genuinely retarded women on social media and spiteful doomers on message-boards say with real life.
>>218947594Genuinely curious, what motivates you to spend all day on 4chan randomly insulting anons for no reason? Do you live on government assistance, parents money, what's going on here.
>>218946696Nah the guitar playing still beats height
>>218946703Funnier he got molested by someone with the last name Peck.
>>218946918No.
>>218947126>>218947594>>218947650cope
>>218946523Drake is a peadophile. I hope he dies in a fire.
>>218947817this nigger really thinks she’s gonna leave with the bouncer and blow off the lead guitarist Lmfao
>>218947650It USED to. Now women don't have to even consider less attractive dudes who compensate with a cool personality or a creative interest. She can just go straight to the most attractive man she's ever seen and be a part of a Chad's weekly rotation of alpha-widows.
>YOU CALLING ME A CHILD ENDANGERER?!>I AINT CALLING YOU A CHILD ENSAFERER!
>>218948229>Tell me you’ve never been to a concert without telling me you’ve never been to a concert Nobody gonna fuck you playing Cruel Angel’s Thesis on your YouTube channel anon
>>218948229Anon. Chad's have options. Out of touch with reality women and limp dick betas besotted by porn and well designed demoralization propoganda are the only ones who think otherwise.Chad Thundercock and Jamal Longdong are not giving anything below a 7 even a quick merciless throwaway fuck.
>>218946523IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO REALIZE
>>218948473Can confirm. My chad friend kicked a qt3 Asian girl out in the middle of sex because he thought her body looked to childish and he couldn’t get hard
>>218948473>Chad Thundercock and Jamal Longdong are not giving anything below a 7 even a quick merciless throwaway fuckYes that's how an alpha-widow is created.
>>218947094He was really really big at one point. Not surprised he still has reminders of his past. He looked nearly 300 pounds in his teens.He turned into a prick after losing the weight though
He won
josh is lucky he was too fat to get molested by the yids
>>218946918Acquitted
Drake looked older when younger which equates to handsome as a teenager but less so as you age, while the baby weight protected Josh's face so he looks better now but has an unfortunate body.
>>218947094....OHHHNONONONO
>>218946703>>218946918He exchanged flirty texts with some teenager then cut her off as soon as he realized she wasn't 18 so she went apeshit and made up a bunch of lies. The man's been libeled almost as hard as fatty arbuckle.
>>218954130Just like OJ
>>218954818>>218954130>>218947776>>218947370>>218954818On June 4, 2021, Bell was indicted in Cleveland, Ohio, on charges relating to "attempted endangering [of] children and disseminating matter harmful to juveniles."[157] A public information officer with the Cuyahoga County Prosecutor's Office, said "the 15-year-old victim attended one of his concerts in December 2017... While there, Bell violated his duty of care and, in doing so, created a risk of harm to the victim." The Cleveland Police also found that Bell had sent the minor "inappropriate social media messages" for "months leading up to the concert". Bell was 31 at the time of the alleged incident. Bell pleaded not guilty, and was freed on a $2,500 personal bond, and was ordered to provide a DNA sample.[158] He agreed to have no contact with the accuser in the case with a pretrial hearing scheduled for June 23.[159][160]On June 23, 2021, Bell pleaded guilty to both charges.[161] On July 12, 2021, Bell was sentenced to two years of probation and 200 hours of community service, which he was permitted to complete in California. Bell's accuser, a Canadian citizen, then 19, made during the sentencing hearing a public appearance and statement accusing him of sexually assaulting her while she was underage, unrelated and in addition to the endangerment charge.[162][163][164]
>>218946523What did Dan Schnieder mean by this?
>>218946523Who??
>>218955108Josh won
>>218955108>source is wikipedialmao
I'll always support Drake over Josh because of how much of a backstabbing lying and flipflopping POS Josh isAnd also because Drake had a much harder life so I identify with him more
I don't think Josh looks particularly good either, he always has that weird fake smile
my fiance and I were in NYC 2 years ago and we went to see Book Of MormonAfter we sat down, she said “is that Drake?” I assumed she meant the rapper but was confused why it didn’t seem like anyone else was looking overI then overhear someone else say “that’s Drake!” and then realize it was Drake Bell. I almost wanted to say something to him after just for the story but I pussied out
>>218955182What’s the context of this scene
>>218955758Megan's boyfriend was on a date with another girl so they stalked him
https://youtu.be/2YGAasl5JnU?si=d2maTadGqoHoLJgF&t=801
>>218946523All it took was for Drake to say he was molested as a teen for everyone to forgive him. Hey, kudos to him. I hope the Drake and Josh reunion happens.
>>218955880Good music
>>218946983Unironically lost the role because he was typecasted as the goofball
>>218946983It wouldn't work. Josh's face is too nice. He's handsome but more like the cucked nice guy rather than the alpha male that gets the girl. They made the right choice with Patterson
>>218946523Josh was a fat jew so he probably has a history of insecurity that made him try more on his appearance where Drake was the opposite, didn't really care, and thus let himself go
>>218957759I agree
>>218957804Drake born with bad genes. The kind of bad genes that look good before puberty but looks like shit after. It's common among child actors, see Macaulay Culkin
>>218955236they're identical from the nose down, are you sure that's not his sister?
>>218949128>He turned into a prick after losing the weight thoughLiving the difference in how he was treated as a fat guy vs as a skinny guy probably blackpilled him.
>>218957885>are you sure that's not his sister?Damn, Josh REALLY won!
>>218946523Don’t they hate each other?
>>218946696He did have surgery due to a car accident but cool he's getting over the nickelodeon stuff. And Josh is a bit odd for some reason but he can be good like in mean creek 2004 and he was the guy who dropped a nuke in Oppenheimer really random
>>218958073Drake was upset he didn't get invited to Josh's wedding, but at the time they hadn't spoken in years. Not because of a falling out, but like two coworkers who stop talking once they no longer work together.
>>218946523They linked up?
>>218946696I'm 5'6" and married now but I've never had trouble getting dates. I like women and have had plenty of good experiences. Don't let the internet ruin your lives, bros.
