:D edition>FTL news:-- Jet says he hates the fans and won't be listening to them for now on-- Vibes are being repaired again-- Piggy bank challenge, who fucking cares man-- Landon is in a very bad mood today-- James Drake stayed the hardest-- Bashir won cell-- Elimination on Thursday, typing challenge-- Hehehehe suicide>Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5>>218945779
>past 3 days recap alternate universe:anisa wins head of householdnominates landon and jdjd wins power of veto and removes himselfanisa nominates bashirlandon wins reward challenge and gets a stack of cheese friesdrake wins immunity removes bashir because brosanisa influenced by emma nominates vickythe fish apart from anisa landon and vicky vote on landon and vickyvicky is removed by elimination
DONT WORRY GUYS SOMETHING BIG IS COMINGAUTEURS ARE IN CONTROL
>ruins your kino
season was set up for failure when they decided the main stream would be via the handheld cam
James Drake is your name
>>218946834finner
Bye pedophiles!
Finally, a Bongo edition!
>>218946844TRUUUUUUUUUU
Damn imagine if they were competing for real money in the piggybank challenge then someone might do something
@JETNEPTROONI KNOW YOURE IN THIS THREADSTOP CODDLING THESE FISHIT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE HELLHOUSEBUT TELL THEM YOURE ABOUT TO DROP THE MAIN PRIZE POOL IF THEY DON'T START COMPETINGEND FRIENDTANK NOW WHEN COMPETITIONS HAPPEN
bingo is beautifulbut htis is all the wiggers will show of itthey deserve everything bad that ever happens to them
SET ASIDE YOUR EGOMAKE SOME CALLS TO THE OLD FISHGIVE US KINO
>mingin giant keyboard
not 16 people on day 1no overarching game from day 1 to day endDOOOOOOOOOOM
>>218946834person who made the binx pacifier gifs here should i pump out some bingo bongo ones is that too fucked up and dark i'll probably do it anyway
I am scared of threads that get 151 images
Its always been a huge problem with the show that they suck at giving the fish anything to actually do but it seems like production is intentionally doing as little as possible this time.What exactly is the goal here?
I hope they just take the pigs and says it was too boring to pay them anything
>only one point of contact with camera>laughs and breathes heavily>films ass and feet
Wished Skull Hyde would shut the show down
>>218946834
faketank in dorm right now with emma pretending james throwing her out of the cell wasn't planned
>I didn't think he could just pick me up and chuck me like that
>>218946857not to mention with the worst camera operator in the area
>AHAHAHAHA WE WILL DO A TYPING ELIMINATION CHALLENGE>THEN TAKE AWAY THE COMPUTERS
I can't tell if the contestants are bad or if they're completely cucked by the bullet shit they just all collectively decide to be nontent until they make it as far as they can. I mean they all sat around the bar and discussed just not doing the challenge so they all get whatever's in their piggy banks it's absolutely grim
bring skull hyde on as a freeloader
>>218946898/ourguy/
Biggest differance with Sam gone is that almost none of the fish are opening up. Landon and Bashir somewhat are they only ones that i have a sense of their personality
>>218946899many are saying this
>scripted scenes>hand camera>jet and ben on camera>no sam>lazy production>jets egothese are the problems
>>218946787>driving while reading his 6 viewer chatRIP retard
>>218946898adam is cool bro.like fuck you
Why would they even listen to the retards on twitter in the first place? They are MAJOR Letty fans who were all yelling 'Letty W!' every time she had a production forced bit. Now those same people talking about how Letty was a 'content queen' feel like they hold the show hostage. And no one can ever compare to their queen, so they just throw shit on everyone
bring them on jet.
I foremost wished retards would stop giving them money.
this challenge is retarded, why not have mini competitions within this competitions where they have to put their piggy banks at risk? like maybe having to balance it on their head or pass it between team members while blindfolded or something, nobody is going to go after another teams piggy bank because once they do all bets are off and they can lose everything, just another fundamentally flawed idea
Haven’t been watching the piggy bank challengeAnyone broke them?
>>218946899what happened to that anon who said he was going to hire a PI?
SEND HER IN
>>218946911despise him
Its ok guys you dont have to do anything today besides mildly react to the TTS and participate in this boring piggy bank thing. Gotta rest up after the crazy cell yesterday.
does vance just sit on his ass like a retard whenever hes not filming
>>218946898
>>218946943Nope :)
>bashir rn
jet it's time to leave the show and just let them in the house with no clues
The fish are clearly so bored lmao.
I for one enjoyed the computer lab
>>218946914the contestants aren't as bad as some people think it's 100% production's fault for not giving them the right incentives and making them play it safe because of the voting bullshit
>>218946954yeah
>jet gets full creative control>the show becomes unwatchable boring garbagenever could have see this coming
>>218946929
https://youtu.be/hLy6uVrJKwkThey took this from you
green event
>>218946847Uhh no
when im on public transport and women make eye contact with me i get really anxious
The best possible outcome for elimination is JD winning and eliminating the twins. Not because I want to see JD win or see the twins lose or see them go, but because it would immediately cost Jet tons of lost paypig income, and it would be directly because of his own insistence on "real" eliminations and letting the fish pick who gets sent home, and he would 100% deserve it because he's a stupid faggot.
Why don't they still do cigarette and shot deliveries? Are the wiggers too lazy to run up some flights of stairs?
when are they doing the scheduled elimination today?
>>218946898Can they put him on the stox board
Imagine being Bam MargeraGrowing up working on Jackass/CKY where they were doing stuff like scuba diving in septic tanks, getting shot with riot guns, gored by bulls, and putting live alligators in their parents living room. Now you have to come on fishtank every day and act like this slop is pure insanity. WOAH MAN THE COFFEE POT GOT BROKE YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO HAVE COFFEE FOR A FEW DAYS MAN THAT'S CRAZY
is tts on?
>>218946981same
alpine dildo
>>218946977
>>218946970It literally all went down hill after she left
>>218946921This has been said multiple times but Sam added a sense of authority and respect to production. Nobody respects or takes Jet and Ben seriously because they're not physically imposing and they have a constant tongue in cheek attitude
>>218946876Thats how im watching, too.
I seriously hope Jet does the sam hyde bit where he comes up and scolds the fish for not participating in the challenge, they seriously all colluded in not damaging each others piggy banks to protect their little friendtank shit
I feel this season vindicates the simpsLook at how weird things are when there aren't a few good simpable mids to obsess over
piggy bank challenge big finale :O
I am clairvoyant and I can tell the cameraman will drop and damage the camera because he keeps holding it with one hand
the piggy bank challenge is donea challenge that will be remembered throughout history
>>218946858Nah ppl just like TJ more than your disabled ass
OMG GUYS CHALLENGE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!
JD>fat>deformed>gay>loves israel>cocky>unattractive
>piggy bank challenge>nothing happened
i was busy all day. im glad i seemed to have missed literally nothing at all
>>218946967pretty sure most of us did but the claire/ellie shoutout jd did was the nail on the coffin
What if days 1-11 being really boring is part of the plan? Like Jet is holding back on purpose?
>>218946949>loud breathing
>>218946997hi
>>218947023actually the challenge is over. yes, there was a challenge for the last 5 hoursenjoying the show?
Jet just smash all of them and take the money for yourself
>>218946899>siding with the suicidal freak
>>218947023>prize is 10$ monopoly money
why would they hire an overweight cameraman all i can hear is his rancid breathing
>I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE NOT WATCHING>I COULD BE WORKING IN MCDONALDS
can bashir and mints just fistfight already?
>the challenge is done
>>218946898if he wasnt so shaky and stopped keeping it zoomed in, I wouldnt hate him
>>218946931Nobody is saying this
>>218946924>no Vicky
>>218946984You are retarded, JD made them the most money, they want to keep him as long as possible. Landon needs to go
>>218946914Elimination bullet cucked everything day 1. People go on fishtank to cause mayhem be entertaining and connect with the audience via TTS. You can’t do that here because of long house eliminations. We learned that on season 3.
JET, IS TTS ON-Sam screaming across the States
>>218946984Now you're getting it
>>218946898i just know vance hates this guy
season reminder we can kill everyone of (You)
>>218946950The Cell didn't end until mid-morning I think.That was a problem, they're doing stuff at 2:00 a.m. EST again, the contestants and staff are all sleepy and tired and don't feel like performing during US prime time
>tv program I thought this was a stream, Jet?
>>218946954He and Kody are probably the main errand runners
>>218947039day 1-11 was boring because the wiggers were listening to the audience. now that they're making their own decisions this show is gonna be epic!
>>218947039The only thing he is holding back is his urge to rape the women
>starts twirling her hair as soon as she starts talking about james snake man handling herHer jewish boyfriend is roping for sure
>jet thinks piggy banks are made of glassretard
>>218947066
>>218947082will i ever fuck a fishtank girl?
>they all did that challenge for $3 each
>>218947041>laughing
>>218947032>hey first person that gets their piggy bank broken has to sleep in the day-old-piss room>the incentive is that you get a couple bucks to buy food from the store but don't worry we will feed you if you have no money>what the fuck why isn't anyone fightingmaybe this would've worked>if no one gets their piggy bank broken, you all have to sleep in the cell
>>218946984if jd wins he's shooting bash
>>218947296Jet failed without Sam
>>218947055>Hey Ben, Jet I know this might not be the best time but when do I get paid?
>>218946986Theyre all too high, it's a personal hazard risk. Mints might bust his fat ass
>>218947095it's just southern dialect he knows it's not glass
>>218947039everyone was saying that during S4 until the show was cancelled, I'm only holding out for sam to show up now and maybe that's why they're being such fags and pretending the reason the show sucks is because they're listening to the audience when they absolutely aren't
SEND.HIM.IN
JAMES ZYZZ AMESZYZZ
they could've made a whopping 40 monopoly dollars!
>>218947109Bashir has immunity retard.
>$10
>YOU GET 5 FAKE MONEY
that whole day challenge was for 5 fucking dollars
>>218947103jet is a fuckin NERD
>you would have made out with... (pauses trying to do math) morelol jet
>>218947039My theory is that Jet knows fishtank usually starts strong and then drops off after week 2 so he thinks that if the first 2 weeks are nontent, then it will reverse and the rest will be good.
>>218947101OH SHIT nice job anon
>>218947014How much do you think Dan got paid for that stickermule sponsor spot?
>>218946834THERE'S THAT BINGO BONGO SONG TTS AGAIN THAT TALKS ABOUT THEIR FATHER RAPING THEM IN THE FULL SONG. EPIC.
>oh no i didn't get $10 fake dollars>you guys are still buying us pizza tonight right?
they probably should have made the challenge that if no ones piggy bank is broken then none of them keep whatever's inside
Whose money did Anisa take?
The threads are so bad this season. And no, it's not a result of the show. The show is always bad.
>Bottom 3 STOX are up for elimination >Challenge time>Winner Survives>Viewer Poll determines who goes>Favourite Fish are kept around >Fish incentivised to perform for the audience >Piggies incentivised to pump STOX to save their faves >In between elims have challenges where the prizes are Cash and Stox PumpsIt’s literally that fucking easy
>>218946908Emma's pussy status after getting manhandled two days in a row?
>Yoinks up money JD missedHes so fucking stupid
>>218947133I can't remember if this sketch was funny or not
putting shoes on to smash a piggy bank, the fuck is this show anymore
>>218947082Will Vicky love me as much as I love her?
>jet cannot conceive of why the fish dont want to smash each other's piggy bank when tomorrow there's a bullet being fired
>>218947137I was making a joke about 10$, it's literally 10$ per pig, this shit can't be real
Would giving them real money actually motivate them?
okay now that was awesome
>>218947082Will Jet make the call?
>$5>market credit
earlier seasons: I'll give you $500 right now to go upstairs and run a 5 minute bit with jimmy
welp… that certainly was a bit
>>218947098fat
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774483205695714.mp4
>>218947098nice cameltoe
>>218947144trying to watch him struggle to do math during the rose challenge was also very funny
>>218947101who you going after?
>>218946834>not showing how much everyone got
OMG a "Smash it" tts, sooooo ORIGINAL...I hate this shit lol
>>218947150>the girl is nifty
>>218947160JD's
>challenge that took up the whole day was for 2 fake dollarsthe fishtank is broken
>>218947082Will I marry Bongo?
Awesome pay off for a 6 hour long challenge.This is the type of shit you get when you don't listen to dumbasses on twitter. Pure kino.
>no real money incentiveENJOYING THE SHOW?
now jet can pick up glass and pretend he's working
Do the fish not feel as if they're not on fishtank rn? I would definitely be like this is day 12 and nothing is happening
>>218947168most likely notreboot MDE sucked gay man's ass
>>218946874None of them respect him other than the Twins who will go along with anything for fun, and maybe JD - but even he’s getting tired of them
>>218947206more for me
>>218946834so cute
>>218947217no
Being real here. Like if a bit failed. or a challenge failed. Ok. That's fine. Think up a new one and try it. Keep trying challenges until there's one that takesDon't do Challenges. Seethe about it when it failsThen yell at the audiance like its our fault or the Fishes fault24/7 show means you have 24 hours in a day to keep doing challengesIn 11 days ew had 5 challenges of which 4 of them were a failure
And thats all for today folks! Tune in tomorrow for a HEART PUMPING ELIMINATION CHALLENGE (they are going to take turns doing typing tests)
>>218947101dubs for nifty
>>218947132why aren't they shooting bashir??
>>218947171Jets dumbass STILL wants to do one more elimination which is tomorrow. He’s so retarded I swear
who want's to see jet's mother's pussy?
>>218947163seriously why wouldn't this work? there must be a reason why they didn't implement it like this, James seems to register the TTS telling him how fuck with others and wants to do it but he's cucked being the house dad because he's scared of being eliminated
>and then we gave her 2 bux for the market so she can buy no food lol
>>218946970I miss this junkie bitch like you wouldn't believe
Some nigger was saying in a past thread that "Hunger Games was boring af and scuffed".You dopey wigger glazing niggerfaggot Ice was literally shooting people with a minigun out of a helicopter and we're watching the Fish smash piggy banks.
Can wwle confidently say that the piggybank challenge is the worst fucking challenge idea of all time?
>>218947210Stupid faggot fucked over Landon
>>218946899He got a sad update, basically the sandy springs event department head is busy with other shit this month so basically they're just going to investigate after the show is done and hand them a fine probably
>>218947082is it a good show?
What an awful awful challenge and day
Vance is beyond useless this season
>>218947244Sure
>that piggy bank challenge might be a top 5 all time challenge
TTS on and not flaming Jet, grim
>>218947217To be fair i dont think they would do anything even if it was for money
>>218947189>beast boy from x men.
who agrees? >>218947006
>>218947082This season, it's gonna happen?
>>218946950Yo, does that redhead woman (trans?) work for Valve?!
>>218947214hey man can i come over?
>>218947232the way you write is annoying and gay. you write in a long-winded fashion like a woman talking about her day
The only way I will kneel tomorrow is if after the bullet elimination Jet says that was fake and real fishtank begins.
>>218947189 >symbol is a capeshitter
>>218947275im gay
I've been nofap all season and I think I'm gonna break it today, its that boring now
jet neptune's big brother
>>218947277oh shit the season is saved
Epic challenge Jet
>>218947223I was surprised at how mediocre it was. Didn't it take like 10 years to make? Must be humiliating.
>>218947271Ben literally said>STOP WATCHINGWhat do you expect most people did?
>>218947269it's definitely up there with the blueberry challenge and the cardboard box fort challenge
HEY JET, HERE IS THE MARKET FIX>ADD FAKE GIFTCARDS TO THE SHOP>THEY GIVE IT TO PRODUCTION WITH A LIST OF FOOD THEN ASK WHAT FOOD THEY WANT DOORDASHEDTHERE IS YOUR FOOD FIX
>>218947238James Drake has been plotting with other fish on who to get out for the past few days, if there was no elimination bullet it tomorrow, Jet knows his life would be in danger.
>>218947082will direnc get with freddie?
HOLY FUCKINF FUCK SHIT THEY ARE SMASHING CERAMIC IN THE LIVING ROOMFUCKING HELL THIS IS INSANE. THANK GOD SCAM HYDE ISN'T INVOLVED TOO BUSY HANGING OUT WITH HIS GROYPER CATBOY BROWN FUCKSTICKS. FUCK!
I SURE LOVE THE HUGE FAN IN THE GLASSROOM THAT MAKES VOICES IMPOSSIBLE TO HEAR!
the twins are putting coffee filters in their pussies?
>>21894723224/7 show also means you need constant content, which no one wants to do because they might get voted off
Beth hates Bashir a lot
there are ZERO likeable woman this seasoni found the problem
Giving them market cash, so they can buy food that will be thrown out as punishment for not spending enough on food, the price of which is completely controlled by Jet, as is the total money supply.
OG Geezer leaked his social security number on livestream while trying to get a passport
the whole money gimmick is lazy, we have no way of knowing how much money people have, who is buying what, if anyone is actually doing anything with what they're buying, and the money they're doling out is so low for these jobs and challenges that it isn't really interesting when anyone wins anything
DID YOU HEAR THERES ONLY 7 BEDS
>>218947323Did Styx go to jail yet or is he still on the run?
>>218946986Rental, not allowed to smoke in doors other than Ben doing it in the Cell brieflyJust another failure of the season
jet loves cleaning it up!
>antara is back
The twins don’t really get many roses or plushies anymore.
>Bashit Bashit Bashit Bashit BashitI am so tired of her
>>218947296The Hungry Games > S5
>still no female nudity
this fucking camera guy is like the cherry on top of the rape cake, he is constantly upstairs and it horrendous
>jet announces challenge is over>fish barely care, take their winnings and go back to doing nothing
emma's knee is gnarly
>>218947296crazy that this shitty cx event was better and more cinematic than anything jet will ever make in his entire life
>>218947299emma is getting my load
I want to repeatedly slam my fist into JD's chest to hear if it sounds hollow
>>218947181bitches was getting $1000 for playing with NERF guns
Jokerbros are fucking feasting right now
>>218947344HELLHOUSE
You're still watching and posting here, obsessing over Jet and Ben all day long>b-but muh second monitor>b-but muh background noiseCope, you're still obsessing over them.Jet owns you.
jet thinks sharks are cringe
What a god awful idea this was.
It’s obvious the joke is on us, or the paypiggies rather. They are seeing how far they can push them to pay for shit
>>218947275i like him. handsome retard
>>218947295same
Putting Emma in a sexy outfit is the only thing that can hope to save this season
>>2189472326 challenges in 11 days (half of them took 10 minutes) get out of my ear dude
>>218947215yeah i get that but he's the creator of the f'ing show
>Add beef bell>bring in TJ>Add fishtoy for forced Beefinfinite money glitch
>>218947334>unrepentant whore hates devout religious guywow
>>218947334She hates herself.Bashir is the only one who shows upon disdain for whoredom and it makes her feel upset.
>>218947082Am i gay
BRIC A BRAC
>>218947329its so fucking obvious but its like trying to explain what red is to a blind person
>>218947252Jet will NEVER let ice poseidon host because Jet would want to be the main star. Ice and him would clash too much
>>218946886do it pls
>>218947344>uhhh...yea, thats gonna be a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit of an issue xD
>>218947375they were cringe way before he realized and then he tried to flip a table
>>218947082will i ever stop having diarrhea?
>>218947351360 bucks for a 2$ target plushie btw
>>218947334Rightly so.
>>218946886Make them
>>218947394kwab
>>218947299i caved a few days ago, no simpable mids to voyeur
looking nice
>>218947394
crack amico is jimmy tier unfunny cringe
Cooling off on the robot
America's Nominee: Each week, the viewers voted on a third nominee who was nominated with the HoH's nomination. No HouseGuest can be nominated by America in back to back weeks and, should America's Nominee be vetoed, no replacement nominee would be named, with only the HoH's two nominees facing the eviction vote.America's Eviction Vote: Each week, the viewers voted between the nominated HouseGuests for who should be evicted. This vote counted as one eviction vote and would be tallied with the HouseGuest's eviction votes. As with all eviction votes, the result of America's Eviction Vote would not be revealed to the HouseGuests.America's Care Package: Each week, the viewers voted to give one HouseGuest per week a special power or "care package". This twist was first seen on Big Brother 18.America's Have-Nots: Each week, the viewers voted for three HouseGuests to be the Have-Nots of the week.America's Winner: For the first time since Big Brother 1, the viewers voted for the winner among the three finalists, meaning that there would be no jury of evicted HouseGuests.
>>218947374I just ran out of videogames to play otherwise I wouldn't be here
TIGHTLITTLEPIECEOFASS
>>218947082Is Shadi down to fuck, preferably with me?
Ben and Jet's body language/tone is so defeated after their ear out director cam
why is Jet so bad at understanding what makes the show good?
I loved the first week of season 5 and am sad at how it turned out >but it was nontent It was way better than this, and it was week 1 We're on day 12 and it's just noise
>the next freeloader
>>218947375coincidentally after getting waterboarded and failing to flip a table in fh2
>>218947082Will this show reach 30 days?
>>218947351Half the paypigs have stopped watching
*sigh*, the little retards are gonna win aren't they?
>>218947329>"content" means dumping milk and trashing luggageYou can be entertaining and not piss people off IF YOU ARE GIVEN THINGS TO DO
We should crowdfund $100 so someone can join the telegram and submit our ideas to jet on behalf of the thread.
OOOOF WHAT AN INTENSE DAYTIME FOR PIZZA AND OFF TO BED CHILDREN
remember last season when jet told letty he wishes he could just stay downstairs and never be on camera and now he's on camera more than ever before.
>>218946886Bingo bongo don't deserve that. Do Emma or Mints instead
>>218947375they always where.
>>218947374avatarfags are pseudo-tripfags and typically say retarded shit like this
>>218947329>>218947232can you, like, get out of my ear..
>>218947308that's usually how it goes with projects with long/drawn out production time... forced/not inspired
>>218947437
>>218947428it's so fucking ass, it's rachel levels avoiding whatever camera she's on so I can pretend she doesn't exist
>>218947334She hated him since the moment he said>she has done worse things for 5 dollars
>>218947319>it's real
>>218947284Only people allowed in my house will be me, my beautiful wife, and her sister.
Atleast we got Antara
>YOU CONTROL THE ACTION>UNLESS YOU PHRASE THAT AS A COMPLAINT ON TWITTER
I can swear, I can jokeI say what's on my mindIf I drink, if I smokeI keep up with the guysAnd you see me holding up my middle finger to the worldFuck your ribbons and your pearls'Cause I'm not just a pretty girlI'm more than just a pictureI'm a daughter and a sisterSometimes it's hard for me to showThat I'm more than just a rumourOr a song on your computerThere's more to me than people knowSome days I'm broke, some days I'm richSome days I'm nice, some days I can be a bitchSome days I'm strong, some days I quitI don't let it show but I've been through some shit
>TTS asks for a Bingo and Bongo song>Look it up>Direct references to her father raping her as a childTwinseethers are SICK.
I wonder what cole thinks of this season
>>218947374He promised me a good show. I am sitting here waiting for what he promised me.
>>218947467He even installed a camera downstairs, to make it more convenient.
>>218947363
JD being in a rush to answer women in the most submissive way is fucking terrifying man, how does that happen?
THIS SEASON NEEDS SOME BOSS NEGGAR BURTENT! B U R T BLACK URBAN RAW TOP SHOULD COME IN THERE AND BURT OFF ON EMMAS BED KEK
>>218947493shes a food woman
decentish day so far we actually got to see bongo's skinny body a bit
>>218947344>WHERE'S VILLE VALO?!!
>>218947481??????
>>218947443>bring in the Lion
>ok but like what if we didn't give them toilet paper and like they had to buy it.
>>218947394tranny rapist>>2189473
>>218947463wn2b getting jobs
>>218946886Yes please also make Vicky one with kratom pacifier
They should have added at least 3 freeloaders with Beth.They took like 3 whole days to find the “perfect” Vicky replacement and she’s done NOTHING.
put a kevin on
I miss her...
Bashir just introduced Beth to the Jizya tax
>>218947496You could pay $100 right now to influence it
I put this shit on in the background while I play my 7 gacha games and it's still boring.
You're out forever
>>218947486Gyatt
This was an awesome vibe repair day.Vibes: Repaired.
Post season Jet will talk about how he knew no Sam meant no fishtank
>>218947463There's no point. You think he actually listens to the audiance or paypigs?
>>218947082Did beth really eat poop out of a diaper and if yes can I fix her and make her my diaper princess
>>218947488they'll let me in
can jet just do mass evictions and force end the show?
POST RARE KRATOM QUEEN PICS
what would it take to convince the paypigs to go on strike
>>218947539me 2
FISHTANK DOT LIVE!!!!!!!!
>>218947486Bongo's such a little slutShe's practically in heat right now
>Dude how about we make them pay for toilet paper>dude why is the plumbing fucked all the time*hits galaxy gas*Vance voice: yeah
James is a fucking bitch
>>218947549Foreshadowing
>Cameraman feed requires $35/month season pass XL to access>its audio is out of sync, at least 10 seconds faster than the videoI should have known
>>218947543You know damn well he'd ban you for any criticism
>>218947527You just know the thought process was>how can we get them to try in challenges without having to pay them? >what if we made them have to work for tp and shit haha
>>218947546Yeah, I have it on background while doing household stuff. Usually have music in the background, but this season they're playing music all the fucking time so have Fishtank muted. It might as well not be on at all at this point.
>>218947565We know where the house is, we just need someone nearby who owns a gun
>>218947559I still remember the insane astroturfing in the first couple of days where people were saying Sam held back the show and Bam was an improvement kek
>>218947380yeah, i like himjust saying, he's like a guy from the 90's and wouldn't be jobless if times didn't change
How do you guys watch this, all their conversations get interrupted by unfunny TTS messages
>>218947561The people that've already paid just sick his dick & have the worst ideas ever
>it's taken less than a day for the fish to collectively turn on Beth and hate her>she's going to be hassled and leave the show>the season's first freeloader btwBrilliant work Jet
>>218946834end the show
adam is going to cheat on his gf with beth
>>218947570There's already less of them than ever before. Honestly the only ones left are the most pathetic ones and once Fishtank stops getting them (Yous) on twitter they'll go back to vtubers or other parasocial shit.
>>218947387If the sexy outfit involves a bag on her head
>>218947534They really fumbled by not putting a vimp on
>raped by JD>raped by Beth>raped by her fatherBingo was raped her entire life
>>218947487>yeah guys we're actually never gonna interact with alex b again because we want to do something new (beth)
>>218947543Do people have any influence, or do they pay money just to spam Jet's telegram notifications during the recaps
>>218947606Frank isn’t coming lmao
Favorite Jet manufactured kino this season?
>>218946886>is that too fucked up and dark i'll probably do it anywayi mean the only people who'd really like it would be actual pedos, binx is different than two actual retards
Only letting glaze TTS to Jet. FUCK OFF mints
>>218947296>>218947363>>218947505Reminder that the wiggers couldn't even get a fucking drone to work during Bloodgames, they immediately crashed it into a tree, meanwhile Ice had a fucking helicopter doing live loot drops to contestants and hanging out the side shooting them with a minigun.
>>218947599Yeah, it's brutal. Volume needs to be lowered, but the wiggers need the money.
>>218947414>360 bucks for a 2$ target plushie btwr u fuckin serious?
the fish constantly talk about how bored they are
Do you think Ben and Jet have explored each other's bodies
Bashir is going to be remembered as getting hassled out of the house by Beth.
how much do love letters cost? I feel like I could save the season with like a dozen of them
>>218947606>>it's taken less than a day for the fish to collectively turn on Beth and hate herJD still likes her and keeps flirting.
>>218947624Take a wild guess
>>218947606>the season's first freeloader btwforgetting someone?
Beth calling Emma down to the market
>>218947638the audience is bored too
>>218947606they can't fuck with each other because they don't want to put a target on themselves for elimination, if they're doing this dogshit bullet idea they should have made the show fish vs freeloaders, instead we've got nearly 50% of the show being friendtank
>>218947641Do goyim really?
>JD get to headlock and grope all the girlsit's not fair bros
>>218947248There’s basically no reason it shouldn’t work. They’d even make extra money from piggies because if someone won a challenge and got a stock pump then the pigs would pump their picks again to get them back up to the top. The only real issue is that it emboldens piggies into thinking they control the show and whoever has the most money to pump could keep someone at the top the entire time. I suppose you could counter that with like a “Shorting” mechanic where you can pay to remove someone’s stock too.
>>218947646JD's got that condom, and he's gonna use it!
>>218947422shapely
>>218947573that's cryokeen the sci fi artist
>>218947569
>>218947644I'm trans btw forgot to mention
>>218946834protect that smile at all cost
>>218947624You know damn well how that telegram works, no one is going to tell jet the truth in there. Twitter is useless too because they ride the fence
twins are wiping their asses with coffee filtershere's my idea, get those dirty filters and sell them
>>218947645$100
>>218946847>rules rules rules>systems systems systemsget that big brother shit outta here
>>218947655>fake pranks>vicky drops her used tampons>leaves out of fear
>>218947641Whats the point of even censoring nigger when negger is allowed and sounds the exact same
Beth acts like a middle schooler
>>218947641I'd love to see what this person looks like
who remembers kawan from s3 famous house 2
>>218947694That makes jet hard
>>218947570probably impossible because it's a findom show and they like getting fleeced while jet calls them retarded. maybe more charlie kirk jokes and stuff about how christ is NOT kang would do it if the paypigs are still big sam fans
get raped
behead jakoffbehead sharpfarts
>>218947641LMFAO “great show”
>>218947641It's funny to imagine these guys are gaslighting jet to keep the show awful because they want to undermine it from the inside
>>218947606it was very predictable desu. head was great because he could be personable and fuck with the fish at the same time, although his uncle energy helped
Bongo status? Bingo status? are theys afe? are they okay? have they been raped?
>THEN WE TOOK THE TOILET PAPER AWAY AND PUT $1 QURANS IN THE STORE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>218947641
Ben and Jet yaoi
beth is a way for jet to try and show fishtank fans what they're like, and that hellhouse is cringe and big brother is kinobeth does suck but i want her to shit on peoples luggage or something, just anything to happen
>>218947683damn, that means captain chud had $200…
he left the fucking light on! HOLY SHIT INSANE!
>>218947714BASED
>>218947693plausible deniability,production has been typing neggar and skirting word filters since the jump
>>218947698kawab was crashout kino and i want to see james drake get that pissed at production
Not watching. What happening
>bring in a bunch of freeloaders>have anti-eliminations where they compete to take the place of a real fish who willingly left without being eliminatedNow you can keep your retarded elimination schedule and not worry about people walking over being heckled
>>218947570make the show woke
>boring 5 hour nothing challenge >adam on handheld >fish in dorm doing nothing
>>218947728Bongo poopinBingo sniffin from outside the door
>>218947694she is epic kino and we love her here, chud
Fishtank was built on Judeo-Christian values
>>218947752nothing
I think im going to make another bingo card that is nothing but squared involving nontent
>>218947698The Famous House 2 cast was unironically the best cast they've ever had
Beth was really smart coming in so hot and making an enemy out of multiple Fish EXCEPT Gaydee
>Are we making money?
i don't pay and i watch every day and i write in here her about how the show sucks
>>218947678we're the only real ones
>>218947437>>218947478Fantastic result, also ty for one of my favourite WEBMs.@shadi Where you at? Get your tripcode on. Let’s talk flights
>beth telling emma her plan to fuck with bashirWill the nontent whore snitch to bashir or let it happen?
>>218947641mints on OT rejecting all the hate atm
>>218947782
>>218947698
>>218947793Hopefully
>a whole house of nontent grim
>>218947787Me too + I use the secret youtube playlist so they don't get a viee from me
Bam didn't quit, he was kicked!
What's wrong big guy? Are you losing your channel to a child safety violation? Was it worth it?THE TWINS ALWAYS WIN.
>twins go to confessional>just look at the fishtank and walk offFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You could have gone to anime club and saved her
was the basement cam the worst thing they have done?before it used to be>is this a bit? is the joke on us?but now it's>uhhh yea we don't know what's going on. we just woke up.
>>218947782COME BACK SAM ;_;
cole update
Beth is based actually for stiring shit up,. Bashir has been imposing a weird fake friendliness among everyone since returning and it's depressing the whole tank.
IS TTS ON???????
This handheld camera guy is wasting his time there’s nothing going on
>>218947787May are doing this
Jet should be working for a carpet cleaning business and chainsmoking outside of people's houses leaving butts on their driveways that the wife gets pisssed about
>>218947803Did KWAB turn Payton straight?
Can we get some "Emma's ex fiancee" tts?
>STOP FUCKING WATCHING>WE DON'T CARE IF WE'RE AT 500 VIEWERS>WE LISTENED TO THE AUDIANCE TOO MUCH THIS SEASON>WE SHOULD WORK AT MCDONALDSWhat did Ben mean by this?
Why haven't they done a Telegram?Like $50 to send a note to a contestantThat way the entire Fishtank fanbase doesn't see what you're telling them
>>218947824
>>218947830jimmy has been crying about the fishbowl on twitter all week
>>218947760You guys didn't like our creative and expensive computer room so this is what you get!
>>218947844he's doing it!!
they realized that even when the show is bad their retarded paypiggies will still send them $30 a pop to let them know how bad it is, or to tell the fish they suck and are boring. there is actually no incentive to make things better. come give us suggestions in the $100 telegram though ;)
them nigga eating lobster rolls?!
>YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE THE SHOW PROFITABLE AND GOOD JET>BUT YOU FAILED>MISSION FAILED
>>218947728no they are not ok. bongo is siphoning bingo's life force from her. why do you think bongo is always leading bingo around? it's because bingo has no energy left to resist. bingo is slowly shrinking out of existence while bongo laughs and grows fat.
>jet cleaning the bar instead of trying 2 make the show good
it’s over
season 5 is what i expected a season 2 to be after season 1 anyone get me
>Beth has an alliance with the most boring fish in the housewhy
It's like the same two dudes sending this bitch plushies and loveletters, and they already know her off show.Dude.
>>218947822Same here bro. It's the only way to watch without getting aids
pic: bingo holding up the entire show
>>218947861isn't that just a love letter?
Beth actually read the love letter sent to her at a reasonable pace, I'd say she's at least 95 IQ
>>218947828
>emma reading about her boyfriend.I'm out, see you guys at 2am
beth is on the wrong show, this is the jet neptune fun friend house we don't break things and we certainly don't urinate
reminder that jet sees the show getting to day 30 and them giving away the prize money as a success, there's is no other goal this season.
DONT CARE ABOUT THIS STUPID GIRLS FRIENDS
>>218947855When I bought my house back in August the security system installer left a cigarette bud on my driveway and lawn. Fucking asshole
>>218947881IMPOSTER SYNDROME
Luxxie > BingoPegs=BongoMe>drunk landoPizzaguy >= Bash
>>218947787literally me
>>218947869If jet only agreed to these harsh but fair demands then the show would be thriving RN
THIS SHOW FUCKIN SUCKS
>>218947900I want to groom her
>>218947889I love skinny thighs so much
>>218947886its actually just her boyfriend he keeps changing his username for some reason
>>218947878You now realize this was aimed at jet
>>218947845>Bashir has been imposing a weird fake friendliness among everyone since returning and it's depressing the whole tank.Probably because he got shot in the back for daring to piss people off the first time and IT'S ALL JETS FAULT CAUSE HE'S RETARDED
usually nothing happens all day until they start some bullshit challenge or bring alcohol in at 8pm just as I have to go sleep (eurofag), now I can go to sleep knowing i'm not going to miss anythingthe show's over folks
>AND THEN THEY WILL GET LOVE LETTERS FROM ADORING FANS HEHEHEHEHEHE
If this were season 2 they’d gaslight her into thinking her bf was really dead
>>218947902Her bf became trans
>"yea if the audience is bitching. they are bitching for a good reason.">a day later>"ALRIGHT FUCK THE AUDIENCE, WE WON'T LISTEN TO FEEDBACK ANYMORE WE DON'T CARE IF WE GET 500 VIEWERS"
>>218947917Imagine how crazy his hand smelled after that
>>218947764oh wow, more gay ass sex shit from whorebeth
If the Twins aren't shot tomorrow, they win the show.
>>218947883he looks a little bit like snake here
they need to tape up beth and leave her that way
>>218947947bpd wiggers
>>218947913Yeah that should have been jet
>>218947940No alcohol tonight?I would like to see drunken Beth
it's super early but frank in the next 2-4 days would save the season
Gonna go watch baseball. Let me know if anything happens.
JET WANTS TO MOVE ON BUT DOESNT KNOW HOW
>>218947907the success was when he finally got a girl he wants to fuck to show show up
can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the cell is still on? James Drake is still trying right now and he has been the best fish in the tank for how many weeks now? He's competing with the worst contestant in the show who just happen to have a lead because they're bringing him back for bullshit reason. But you know what? He still fucking suck. Drake is one of the best fucking fishes in the tank, he went ham last week and would of won the first week if Wiggers didn't rig the elimination. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded posts like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Drake wins and someone bumps this thread. Oh look at that, Beth just went to her room and is just lying there, just like Vicky did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a post on this board again and I'mfucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Drake posts because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like a fish because he's good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking faggots on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your posts now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a post like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
>>218947959I hope the twins are shot tomorrow so Jet loses a shit-ton of money and they escape this shit
>Jet lets the girl do whatever so he can fuck her
>>218947907Advancing the culture?
they should just lock beth in the market and forget about her. she has food and water in there so who cares
>>218947828>beat fan tribute>report itFucking idiot
>>218947968I don't expect there to be, they haven't since the drunk PoS challenge on saturday but brought out alcohol every night before that, so i'm guessing they're leaving it for the weekends. Who knows though
>>218947985James Drizzy's inner monologue sounds just like this
>>218947782:'(
Holy fuck this is bad. The fish have completely taken over, production has been absolutely cucked.
Baking
OP hereCan't bake the next thread someone else bake
If they play the bingo bongo song the twins will leave because of the dad rape stuff
>>218947947>the only thing we care about is paying the winner $50kstrange way to make people want to keep watching your show.
>>218947959They will leave whichever one isnt shot and drive them insane lol
>>218947934>now
hehehehe suicide
>>218948001*best
>>218947931I was talking about Beth, it's her streamstars friends/orbiters, she's got quite a few as well
>>218947635yup
>>218948001>multiple references to their father molesting themEat shit, faggot. "People" like you would have been hung from a light pole fifty years ago.
>>218947973now THAT'S a fuckin cameraman. BRAVO!
Let's stop.Seriously. no more threads
What if we stopped baking and stopped watching entirely
>>218948014On it
>>218948033oh.. yeah
>>218947985Hi jet how's the vibe repair going
>>218948045im thinking i'd be okay with this
Baking now 2 mins
>>218947828Good, fuck him. His shit is ass anyway.
u guys talk too much quit yapping
>>218948018Anyone still watching is mazed and arent going away
>>218948018he doesn’t want you to watch, he wants pussy and he got it
fuck whoever made thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQuGJtZFms8
Need AI posts gaslighting about how great S5 is
to be fair to the wiggers, the show is profitable according to fishtank observer
>>218946834>>218947787I skim the non-official recap videos, don't watch the livestream at all and still think the show sucks. Even the recaps have filler, literally nothing happens on the show, it's an autistic lolcow show with no talent and less than 1k real viewers. Some random nigger on twitch speedrunning has more viewers than all of fishtank. Just admit you've been raped Jet. You're talentless. Just go blow whatever crypto money you have left on mcdonalds and retarded clothes and attempt to groom as many egirls as possible because time is running out. Sam won't save you (unless you give him more head)
>>218947916this is an extremely brave post to make
>>218948062i am sorry
>>218948008they've taken over in the worst way possible, instead of them looting the market and smashing the place they're just collectively agreeing not to fuck with each other in the challenges
if a twin is shot they can loophole by eliminating whoever takes the bullet and keeping them as a freeloader which changes nothing about the twins together
>>218947968>No alcohol tonight?hopefully not for me eitheri can't sleep without it tho, so tonight suckin in all ways
>>218948068reminder, he violates youtube ToS multiple times in that video
Imagine being a woman and people paying hundreds just for you to read a letter
>>218948068cry more faggot
>>218948016what song?=
>>218948008This is probably the best yet they've all become fucking freeloaders lol
>>218948070this has never been the issue
>>218947985not giving the immunity to drake stopped a major bashir crash out
>>218946917he's too fat to fit on the plane I think
>>218948079not u i love u
Guys would attacking beth with the skill saw save the show
>>218948001Get raped, faggot
so who is the trafficking victim this season? emma? beth? or maybe a sexy human centipede rim job threesome?
This is lame and so is the whole "taking it easy chill reality show" shtick
I’ve not seen the threads this dead this early this season yet. Jet vibe nuked the show
>>218944880LOL
let it die
beth seems brain dead.
>>218948105Yes but out a dildo on the end
>>218948105how about use it to cut off mint's limbs and just turn him into a fuck tube
>>218948036man...i've never and will never waste a single dollar on this shitshow
new >>218948126
>>218948088>implying any of them are real
Haven't watched in a few days, where is Bam?
>>218948089your shit is pure trash chief
>>218948105Let Bam use it to chop your head off
New>>218948136
>>218948135stop baking faggot no one post in this
>>218948068was telling you guys about this faggot this entire timethey're getting more brazen now trying to force the full song through so the par about the twins being raped as children gets played to them
>>218948096I mean, their paypiggies will fund every single season, the problem is that this shit never goes beyond the already stablished fanbase because it's literally garbage. I've been watching since s1 and s4 and this season have been awful with some sparkles of hope in between
>>218948112Charity is chained up in the basement and bezo got hes ass stretched by mints
>>218948070the viewer count doesn't seem to have changed either, so everyone's sticking through it. It's just grim that the wiggers decided to become complacent instead of being motiviated to create a real show
>>218948084alcohol may make you sleepy but it ruins your deep sleep and REM Suppression so you wake up tired anyway - find another alternative like chai tea or magensium tablets to get sleepy
>>218948171mints does not have a penis
>>218947296kinoJet could never
thought you guys were exaggerating about Beth but she's actually sucks huh
>>218948129ok be honest how many of you would pay for finge to get a couple hours with the mints nugget
>>218948205Mints has a 6 inch long pink strap on
>>218947828Why would you not molest retards, there are like no other use for them
>>218947633Fax
>>218948068This is hilarious wtf
>>218948139He doesn't stay for more than 6-8 hours a day and he comes in at around 12-2 pm est. I think he's done for the day.
>>218948287You have severe mental illness. Buy a firearm and turn it on yourself. You will not be missed.